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- Excuse me young man - Si se�ora
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- Are you in Mr. Brown's class? - Por favor
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Mr. Brown's class! Brown! Mr. Brown
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Ah s�! Juan Cervantes
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Para servirla, se�ora
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Yes, but are you in Mr. Brown's class?
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- English as a foreign language? - Por favor?
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Are you really as stupid as you look?
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Excuse me
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You are in Mr. Brown's class, aren't you?
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Are you or aren't you?
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- Doesn't Mr. Brown teach
you anything? - Por favor?
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- You - Yes please Missy
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Can l be assisting you in any way whatsoever?
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At last a breakthrough
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- Are you in Mr. Brown's
class? - No, l'm in corridor
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- Do you think you could give
him a message - Most certainly
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- l am Miss Courtney - l am Ranjeet Singh
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Just at this particular moment, l'm
not really bothered in who you are
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l just want you to give Mr. Brown a message
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l will be very happy to comply with your request
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Would you tell Mr. Brown l
would like a word with him
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Most certainly
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Which word would you like?
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Just say l want to speak to him
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Foreigners!
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Quiet please!
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Settle down!
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Good evening
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So we appear to be some missing l
hope they haven't dropped out
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Please it would not be surprising me
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l am always thinking that Sikh, son
of Guru, was a Punjabi drop out
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l am hearing what you are saying, you
miserable spawn of ajackal
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Don't you two start again! Actually, you're late
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A thousand apologies for
this unforgivable tardiness
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But we were all unavoidably detained
in the corridor by a lady
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Si, si
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Do l take it Juan that you
understood what Ranjeet was saying?
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- Por favor? - Sorry i asked
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Who was this lady who
detained you in the corridor?
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Oh blimey! l am forgetting her name
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She was big lady. Very large bosoms
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Grandioso, very good!
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Yes, well while you are trying to remember her
name, perhaps you'd better sit down
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Now l hope you've all done your homework
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Excuse me please! l am
remembering the name! Missy Courtney
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- Miss Courtney - Yes absolutely
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The lady with the large bosoms
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- She is wanting to see you -
Well, she'll just have to wait
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Excuse me please! She is already waiting
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She may be the principal but l have a
class to teach! Now as l was saying...
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Ah Miss large... Miss Courtney
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- l was just on my way to see you
actually - That's not the impression l got
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- l shan't be a moment class
- lt's all right, don't bother
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l'm here only to tell you that
you can expect another student
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- Jolly good! The more the merrier
- You're not here to make merry Mr. Brown
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No, it was just a figure of speech
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You'd better try to teach a few
figures of speech to your students
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- They seem to be in need
of it - l'm doing my best
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- Miss Courtney? - Yes
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This new student! What nationality can l expect?
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- African - African! Thank you
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Remember, i asked you to write an essay or
short story about your life here in England
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l hope you've all done so, have you?
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Good, good! l'll go round the class and
ask each of you to read out what you've written
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Anna, should we start with you?
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- My life in England by Anna
Schmidt - Good! Very good
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- Yeah but go on - There's no more
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- You mean that's all there is? - Ya
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l half no time to write more! Always
that Mrs. Valker is keeping me busy
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Anna do this - Anna do that! She
is a slavedriver that Mrs Valker
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- Walker - Vat?
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W is pronounced 'Weh'! Your
employer's name is Walker
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Ya, Valker
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Do you know how many shirts Mrs
Valker make me iron last night?
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- Walker - Ya Valker
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Twelve! Then l had to
prepare a meal for the bitch
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Anna, she may be a hard taskmistress but
l don't think you ought to call her that
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- Who? - Mrs. Valker... Walker
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- l vas meaning the dog bitch - Oh l see
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That is vy l am having no time for the homework
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Well, not to worry! You really
must concentrate on those 'double u' sounds
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Danielle, would you like to read us your essay?
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Oui
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What l like about England! By
Mamselle Danielle Favre
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Telephone 2468021
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Good! Carry on!
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- Scusi - Yes, Giovanni?
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Was it 8021 or 8012?
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8021 ! Look, never mind what number it was
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You're here to improve your
English not chat up other students
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You are absolutely right Professori!
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lt's just l'd like to improve my French as well
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You can do that in your own time
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- Carry on Danielle - Zank you
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l like England because ze grass is
so green, and ze pople are so nice
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- People - Yes
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Especially ze men
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Quiet! Quiet
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Englishmen are so charming, so
handsome and so sexy
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Silence please
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Yeah, l think that will do Danielle
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But l have written much more... all
about the things l like to do at night
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Yes well, l don't think we'd
better go into those
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l'll be reading all your essays later
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Jamila... l don't suppose you've
written anything, have you?
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Written... anything?
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- No - No
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You really must start to speak
a little, Jamila... Speak
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No, no! ln English! You
must try to speak in English
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Look! Try saying Good evening
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All right, lets start with 'good'! Good, Good
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lt's not difficult! Come on! Good, Good
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You nearly said it then! Come on! Good
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Please! No prompting
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Gud
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Excellent! Well done
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Now try 'evening'! Evening!
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lt's not difficult Jamila! Go on! Evening
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Yes, yes! Come on
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Gud!
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l know you can say
'good'! Say 'evening'! Evening
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Efening! Efening! Efening
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- Good - Efening
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Now put them both together! Good evening
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Gud efening
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Good efening
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Very good Jamila
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Well done
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We'll try some new words later
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- Now Su-Lee, have you
written anything? - Yes, yes
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What l rike about England
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England is becoming more porriticarry minded
and gladually more reft wing
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The overthlow of decadent
capitaristic government will soon take prace
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As working crasses become more educated
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And emblace Communism as the tlue way of rife
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Workers levolution getting nealer
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With inevitable corrapse of
lmpeliaristic bougoise interrectual society
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Yes! Well if thats what you like about England
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l wouldn't want to hear what you didn't like
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- Excuse pleaso - Yes Taro
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May l have small observations on
youngo radies discourse
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Which will also irrustrate
incleased knowledge of Engrisho
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- Certainly Taro! Go ahead - With lespecto
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Youngo rady speak road of cobras
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Attitude typical of Fascist Nipponese
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Japan civilised countly noto
rike China lun by peasanto
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- Chinese not peasants - Japanese not Fascisto
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Su Lee! Su Lee! Come back
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Taro, please go and apologize
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- Apologize? - Yes
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Noto my faulto
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Never mind whose faulto it was! Go and apologize
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Ah prease
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Waito
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Waito
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Waito
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- Mrs. Courtney - Miss
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l'm Roger Kenyon... from the Education Authority
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l was told they were sending an inspector round
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- But l really didn't expect - He would be black
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- He would be so young - My apologies
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But the authority likes to check that
the standards of the evening classes
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are up to par
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l can assure you that my
standards here are well over par
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l'm glad to hear it
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Well Mr. Kenyon, if you'd like to
come with me, l'll show you round
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No, no please! l'd ratherjust
wander around on my own, if you don't mind
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l usually get a much clearer picture that way
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- Everything all right? - Everything's okay
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- We have agleed to differ - Good
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- Excuse me - Ah, our new African
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- Pardon? - Yeah, l've been expecting you
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- Me? - Yes, l was told l'd have a new pupil
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Look, it's nearly time for our tea break
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So why don't you just sit at the back for a
moment, and l'll get your particulars later
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- But please... - Be a good
chap! Don't argue, just sit down
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- All right? - Yes, but...
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- Sit? - Yes please
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O.K. Me sit!
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There you are!
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10 p, dear! Thank you
love, that's it
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Next!
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- You sitta here - Merci
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- l get coffee - Merci
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- Coffee black? - Sank you please
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Coffee black
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- l'm gettada coffee for Danielle - Too bad
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- Sugar? - Merci
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How about a biscuit? You like a biscuit?
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- l would like that! - Good
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l'll be back
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A packet of biscuits, please
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Wait your turn! There's a queue here! Go on
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Next
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Gud efening
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- Yes, good evening! Tea
or coffee? - Gud efening
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l heard you the first time! Tea or coffee?
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- Char - Ah, tea
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- Ten p. - Gud efening
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- Ten P. - l'll pay for that
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- And a coffee for me - And a coffee for you
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- Are you Mr. Brown? - Yes
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l've got a message for you from her ladyship
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- Lady who? - Miss Courtney!
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She's just been in here! She wants to see you
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- l know what she does want - Yes, Mr. Brown?
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You want to see me
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ln my office! Lmmediately
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- Careful, thats coffee!
You'll spill it - Por favor?
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- That's coffee! - Gracias
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- Same again, please - Here you go Mr. Brown
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- Thanks - Thank you
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- A packet of biscuits, please!
- l'm sorry, we haven't any left
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Good! You've come to have a cup of coffee?
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- Coffee? - Yes! Coffee, this stuff
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Thank you
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Enter
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lt has taken you 2 min 38 sec
exactly to come to my office immediately
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l'm glad l didn't ask you to take your time
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l'm sorry! l was detained
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l thought l'd better tell
you that an inspector has arrived
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- Well my conscience is
clear - l beg your pardon?
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Apart from the odd parking ticket, l've never
been in any trouble with the police
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- An education inspector
- Oh, l'm sorry! How stupid of me
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Yes! Well he'll probably want
to call in on your class
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Don't worry, l'll deal with him
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You don't deal with inspectors from
the local authority, Mr. Brown
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You cossett them, flatter them and
agree with everything they say
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Yes, l'll do that as well
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- l expect he'll want to see
your register - My register?
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- You do have a register?
- Oh, that register! Yes of course
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You'd better call it as soon
as you get back to your class
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By the way while you're here
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The local authorities want me to fill
in a few details about you on this form
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- l've got your name - Yes
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- Address - yes
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- Sex - Occasionally
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- Sorry - Married?
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No, l was engaged once!
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As a matter of fact, l proposed marriage
but it didn't really work out
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There was quite a lot of opposition
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- Her father? - No, her husband
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l didn't realize she was married
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- What do you do during the day?
- Nothing at the moment, l'm afraid
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- l'm waiting for a suitable position
- And what was your last position?
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l was teaching at a
secondary modern school but l left
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l couldn't stand any more beatings
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l didn't think teachers beat children any more
250
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They don't! lt was the other way round
251
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l think you'd better take this form, fill
it in yourself and give it to me later
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Right
253
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And do be careful what you say to the lnspector
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Of course!
255
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Oh, by the way... the new student has arrived
256
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You wouldn't forget to add the
name to the register, would you?
257
00:16:15,315 --> 00:16:20,705
Danielle, what you do hafter class?
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- l go back home to learn ze English
- Hey l'm going to learn English as well
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00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:26,785
Maybe we learn together
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- Yes but what about poor Max? - Yeah
261
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What about the poor Max?
262
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l'm crying my eyes out
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- l have an idea - l have lots of ideas
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Why not you and Max study together?
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All right class! Settle down please! Quiet!
266
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Now, the first thing we have to do
before anything else is to call the register
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- Sorry - That's quite all right
268
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l expect you'll have a bit of
difficulty finding your way round at first
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Things will seem rather strange
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- Yes, very strange - Yes
271
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lt must be quite a change coming from
one of the under-developed countries
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To our more advanced way of life
273
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- Oh yes - Still, your people
are doing remarkably well
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00:17:10,315 --> 00:17:13,305
- Did you fly here? - Fly?
275
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What do you mean, Bwana?
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Fly! ln a big iron bird
277
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Quite a change from riding an elephant
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Unless you came by Jumbo
279
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- English joke - Very funny
280
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Perhaps you'd better sit down
281
00:17:35,435 --> 00:17:37,305
Now, l'm gonna call out your names
282
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- Will you please answer present - Present
283
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,705
Yes Ali, but wait until l call your name out
284
00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:45,785
Sorry please
285
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- Ranjeet Singh - Present and correct please
286
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,465
- Giovanni Cuppello - Si proffessori
287
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- No Giovanni! Not proffessori - No proffessori
288
00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:57,305
No, you should address me as Sir
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- Sir - yes
290
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Now l understand
291
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You have been togetta knotted
292
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Come again
293
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To become a Sir! You got Knotteda by the queen
294
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The word is knighted! And
l'm not that kind of sir
295
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Maximillian Papandrious
296
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Maximillian Papandrious
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- Mr. Brown is speaking to you - ls he?
298
00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:42,305
- Oh sorry, you want
something? - Are you here or not?
299
00:18:46,595 --> 00:18:48,305
Sure l'm here
300
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- Taro Nagazumi - Ah so
301
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Plesento
302
00:18:57,435 --> 00:18:59,305
- Anna Schmidt - Ja, present
303
00:18:59,435 --> 00:19:01,815
- Su Lee Chung - Plesent
304
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:05,105
- Ali Nadim - Gift
305
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,265
- Gift? - l'm surprising you, no?
306
00:19:12,435 --> 00:19:15,785
Each day l am learning new English word
307
00:19:16,435 --> 00:19:21,065
And l am finding that gift is
another word for present
308
00:19:26,395 --> 00:19:28,775
- Very ingenious - Thank you very much
309
00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:34,305
- Danielle Favre - Presente and l'm all here
310
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l can see that
311
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:40,385
- Jamila Ranjha - Ranjhi
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Gud efening
313
00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:48,265
- Yes, you're here! And Juan
Cervantes - Por favor
314
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:50,385
- Present - Por favor?
315
00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:52,385
- You are here - Present
316
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,185
l'd better take down your
particulars otherwise l may get into hot water
317
00:19:57,315 --> 00:20:00,065
You are going to have a hot bath?
318
00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:04,305
No Ali, it's just another way of
saying l may get into trouble
319
00:20:04,435 --> 00:20:09,265
Oh dear! You have been
committing some grievous misdemeanour?
320
00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:13,385
Not at all! There's an inspector from the
local Education Authority coming round
321
00:20:13,515 --> 00:20:15,305
- The big boss - Yes
322
00:20:15,435 --> 00:20:16,225
l suppose you could say that
323
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,775
But from my experience they're
usually interfering old fogies
324
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,785
- You don't like them? - Not particularly
325
00:20:22,915 --> 00:20:25,785
Frankly, they're quite useless and they are
as outdated as their teaching methods
326
00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:28,185
l mean, what is the point of
learning past participles
327
00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:29,785
Cognate objects or subordinate clauses?
328
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,305
Far more useful to try to teach foreign students
329
00:20:32,435 --> 00:20:34,465
how to order a meal or find accommodations
330
00:20:34,595 --> 00:20:37,785
- You appear to have some unique
ideas - l suppose l have
331
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,785
- You know you speak English
fairly well - Thank you
332
00:20:42,595 --> 00:20:43,815
What is your name?
333
00:20:44,315 --> 00:20:47,305
- Roger Kenyon - Roger Kenyon
334
00:20:47,835 --> 00:20:49,265
Ah Miss Courtney!
335
00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:51,775
l'm just completing the register and
getting the details of our new student
336
00:20:51,915 --> 00:20:54,705
Before that inspector chappie pokes his nose in
337
00:20:55,235 --> 00:20:56,265
Oh, no!
338
00:20:56,395 --> 00:20:58,305
- Mr. Brown - l shan't be a moment Miss Courtney
339
00:20:58,435 --> 00:21:00,465
- What is yourjob? - lnspector
340
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:02,705
What local transport?
341
00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:07,695
Local Education Authority
342
00:21:11,515 --> 00:21:13,225
l thought he was the new student
343
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:16,825
- The new student is a female -
ls she? You didn't tell me that
344
00:21:17,315 --> 00:21:21,385
My apologies Mr. Kenyon, l do assure you that
Mr. Brown will be severely dealt with
345
00:21:21,515 --> 00:21:24,505
l can't remember when l
last enjoyed myself so much
346
00:21:24,635 --> 00:21:26,465
- l beg your pardon - Enjoyed yourself?
347
00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:29,785
You know Miss Courtney, your
Mr. Brown is a remarkable man
348
00:21:30,235 --> 00:21:31,455
- l am? - He is?
349
00:21:31,595 --> 00:21:36,455
Yes! His teaching methods may be
revolutionary but they appear to work
350
00:21:36,915 --> 00:21:40,225
l've always encouraged my
staff to be forward thinking
351
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,305
l'll pass on your comments to the Authority
352
00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:47,465
Perhaps they'll revise their textbooks
353
00:21:47,595 --> 00:21:51,505
Now if you'll excuse me, l must put
in an appearance at the other classes
354
00:21:54,315 --> 00:21:55,375
Very well
355
00:21:55,515 --> 00:22:00,065
Keep up the good work, Mr. Brown and
thank you very much for the coffee
356
00:22:00,915 --> 00:22:02,265
l'll come with you Mr. Kenyon
357
00:22:05,435 --> 00:22:08,265
Blimey you are dropping a clinker
358
00:22:11,195 --> 00:22:14,105
- You mean clanger - Yes please
359
00:22:14,315 --> 00:22:17,105
Yes right! Let's continue with our lessons
360
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,795
Get out your textbooks! l'm going to
give you all a few exercises
361
00:22:19,915 --> 00:22:22,505
Scusi professori sir! l cannot do any exercises
362
00:22:22,915 --> 00:22:25,185
- Why not? - l gottada bad back
363
00:22:27,315 --> 00:22:29,265
Excuse me! l was looking for...
364
00:22:29,395 --> 00:22:32,265
Ah, at last! A pity you didn't
arrive half an hour earlier
365
00:22:32,395 --> 00:22:33,455
Why?
366
00:22:33,595 --> 00:22:34,505
You might've saved me a
great deal of embarrassment
367
00:22:34,635 --> 00:22:36,105
With a certain African gentleman
368
00:22:36,435 --> 00:22:39,185
Yes, he was the inspector but
l mistook him for you
369
00:22:39,315 --> 00:22:41,345
- You thought a gentleman was me? - Yes
370
00:22:41,515 --> 00:22:44,505
The silly fool pretended to be a
student, sit in the back to catch me out
371
00:22:44,635 --> 00:22:46,065
But l saw through him
372
00:22:46,435 --> 00:22:48,305
l gather you think he was a bit stupid
373
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,265
Definitely, thick as a brush
374
00:22:50,395 --> 00:22:52,105
- Was his name Mr. Kenyon? - Yes
375
00:22:52,315 --> 00:22:54,265
- Do you know him? - l should do
376
00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:57,465
l've come to collect him! l'm his wife!
377
00:22:59,195 --> 00:23:00,918
Oh blimey yes!
378
00:23:00,918 --> 00:23:03,335
You have dropped another clinker
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