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What excuse do you give Lou
every time we sneak into town
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to go to the
Armadilla Sarsaparilla Shop?
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I just tell her
we're supervising
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Winnie's court-appointed
community service.
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She buys it every time.
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Community service?
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Please. Like I'd ever let them
catch me alive.
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Three of your
best sarsaparillas, Ernie. Or your worst.
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The expired ones
have a nice tang, too.
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Well, howdy.
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Howdy.
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I don't know who this guy is,
but I like him.
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He has a way with words.
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I'm Ryder McCoy,
the new owner.
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Just bought this place
from Ernie for a song.
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Obviously,
I didn't actually sing.
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But if I did, ooh boy,
do I have a sweet falsetto.
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A witty, self-assured cowboy?
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This guy checks
all my hero boxes.
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Ryder McCoy?
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Aren't you
The Marshal's nephew...
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"The nephew"?
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Yeah, I just moved back
to Dusty Tush
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after graduating
business school
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at the University
of Twin Cheeks.
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Now that I'm saying it
out loud,
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it makes sense the diploma
had a crease down the middle.
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Well, if you need any help
getting more customers,
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I'm actually
the Armadillo mascot, Sassy, from the grand opening.
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Should a crisis ever arise,
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I will don the costume
once again.
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You were a talking armadillo,
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not Batman.
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I've actually read
about you.
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The Dusty Tush Times said,
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"Noah Lambert as
the mascot is better than an actual armadillo.
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"Almost."
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Well, anyway,
welcome back to town.
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We're regulars here,
and we always sit on these stools.
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Yep, you'll be seeing
a lot of us.
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I love this stuff.
So if you ever see an empty bottle in front of me,
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you better get me a refill
or else...
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[chuckles]
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Not a joke, sport.
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We're gonna be spending
a lot of money here.
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[all] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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It's awesome you came
to help with the music for our wedding, Bijan .
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I'm psyched.
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-The kid I used to babysit
is gonna deejay our reception. -Totally.
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The coach is pretty mad
that I'm not gonna be at training camp.
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But, hey,
what's more important,
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my career or my third favorite
babysitter's wedding?
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I don't know
how to answer that.
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[cell phone chimes]
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Hello? Coach.
I told you I'll be back next week.
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Yes. I'll get the chocolates
from the airport.
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Whoa! Was that
NFL Running back, Bijan Robinson?
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I wonder if he's here
for our airport chocolates.
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-What's wrong?
-Well, I'm just going over
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the list of three
destinations Victoria likes for our honeymoon.
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She asked me to choose one,
but I can't decide.
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I can help you pick.
I'm a very picky person.
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I struggle
to make any decision.
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Wait. This isn't helpful.
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This is the first thing
we'll do as a married couple.
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It'll set the tone
for our whole life together.
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It has to be perfect.
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This feels a little heavy
for a 13-year-old at camp,
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but I'm with you, buddy.
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Hey, Destiny.
How's it coming with the gum wads?
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Are they all
coming off okay?
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I'm trying,
but they're stubborn.
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Ew! This one
has a tooth in it.
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Don't scrape it all off.
Some of that's load-bearing gum.
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Here, I'll show you.
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Mom, this is terrible.
I'm running out of time.
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I just feel like
I'm leading him on.
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And now I have
to actively avoid him?
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It's clear Parker and I
just want different things.
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I have to tell him
it isn't gonna work.
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Fine. Put the dog on.
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I can't believe it.
She's basically leaving Parker at the altar.
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I think they opted
for a wedding trellis, but your point still stands.
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Come on.
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Fifi, please.
This isn't about you.
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[dog barking over phone]
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Okay. We can stand now.
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Parker is going
to be destroyed.
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I know it's gonna be
such a mess.
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He's an ugly crier.
Have you noticed?
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We just need
to remind Victoria how much she loves Parker
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and how compatible they are.
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Yes.
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Was she just about
to get advice from her dog?
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Whoa! This place
sure is packed.
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So packed,
no one will notice if we swipe stuff.
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You knew who I was
when you brought me here.
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Howdy. Can you
all believe all this hubbub is because of the brobbler?
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So we're gonna need
more than that.
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I added a new
brownie cobbler dessert to the menu.
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The Brobbler.
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And that's trademarked,
so no one can steal it.
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I think you're safe.
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I guess word spreads fast.
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Half these people
aren't even from here.
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You can tell
because they keep calling their pets their kids.
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That's great,
but there's people on our stools.
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They better get lost
or I'm gonna earn my community service.
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Oh, I'm sorry about that.
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How about a brobbler
on the house?
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No, thanks.
We'll just take our usual.
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Ooh, sorry.
But I'm all out of sarsaparilla.
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-[both yelling] What?
-It's okay. We'll just take water.
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Ew!
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How could you not have
our sarsaparilla?
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It's called The Armadilla
Sarsaparilla Shop.
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Not anymore.
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Now it's
The Brobbler Gobbler Shop.
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Even got a new mascot.
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But this place
already has a mascot. Me!
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Uh...
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[gasps] Gasp!
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Sorry I didn't
offer you the role,
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but it's my friend
Larry's costume,
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and he won't let
anyone else wear it.
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He said something
about not knowing where he ends
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and the turkey begins.
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Well, nice to see you all.
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But being the mascot
was the biggest gig I ever landed in this town.
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People still asked me
for my autograph.
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That was
a credit card receipt.
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I still signed it.
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"Stay sassy."
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We need to get
our shop back.
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Oh, we're getting it back.
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At least put some waddle
in your step.
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You bring shame
to your craft, Larry!
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I still can't believe
we're using your virtual reality stuff
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to visit each location
on Victoria's honeymoon list.
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Once you see
these three places,
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it'll be easy to decide
which is perfect.
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And I can't wait
to solve another problem
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with an expensive,
overblown solution. Let's do this!
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[Caribbean music playing]
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Whoa!
This is amazing.
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It kind of reminds me
of all my family's trips to Jamaica.
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I assume.
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They never took me.
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Go ahead.
Look around.
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Re-parent yourself.
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You can actually
feel things in here?
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The suits create
those sensations
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so the VR feels
as real as possible.
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Ow!
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-Now I'm glad I didn't go
with my family to Jamaica. -Are you?
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No. They got shaved ice.
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So, what do you think?
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Well, it's nice,
but it feels like it's missing something.
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I think I'm gonna pass
on a beach honeymoon.
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But while we're here,
let's go for a VR swim.
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[VR device beeps]
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Jake, did you download
a shark?
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Of course.
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I wouldn't deprive you
of the whole virtual experience.
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It feels like
it's about to deprive me of my whole virtual leg!
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[screaming]
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Do I deliver or what?
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[yelping]
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-[both] Surprise!
-It's your bridal shower.
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You moved my bridal shower
up a week?
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-Yeah, that's the...
-[both] Surprise!
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Yay!
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And it'll be a surprise
to my friends and family
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when they find out
they missed it.
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We just couldn't wait
to have this party
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and celebrate how perfect
you and Parker are for each other
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and how this wedding
is definitely, for-sure happening.
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Fish cake?
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-Hey. Is that the happy bride?
-[chuckles softly]
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If not,
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you need a different hat.
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Hey, Bijan.
I thought you were helping Parker come up
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with your set list
for our big day.
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Yeah. I guess he's busy doing
honeymoon stuff right now.
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But you know I love anything
involving weddings,
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especially catching
the bouquet.
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I like to spike it!
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Everyone, we have
an amazing activity to kick things off.
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A trivia game.
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Victoria, we had Parker
record himself answering questions last week,
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and we're going to ask you
the same ones to see if they match up.
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And to think
I almost missed this because of my NFL career.
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Okay, question number one.
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What is Parker's favorite
potato chip flavor?
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Oh, that's easy.
He loves barbecue.
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Let's see what
your hubby-to-be said.
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Come on, barbecue.
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My favorite chip?
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Sour cream and onion,
cheddar and sour cream,
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or maybe jalapeno.
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Pretty much anything
but barbecue.
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I despise barbecue.
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Wow. [chuckles softly]
I was way off.
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How did I get that so wrong?
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Okay, next question.
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What is Parker's middle name?
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Patrick.
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You know your man.
Roll the tape.
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Oh, my middle name?
It's a good story.
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So it's supposed
to be Patrick.
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But when my twin sister
and I were born, there was a bit of a mix up.
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So my legal middle name
is Penelope, [snickers]
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the barbecue chip
of middle names.
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Okay, this game's over.
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Weird. He's never told me
that story,
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but, I mean, in the long run,
it doesn't matter.
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Is that ham?
Come on, Bijan.
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Did you hear
what she just said?
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"In the long run,
it doesn't matter."
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She's gonna kick
Parker "Penelope" Preston
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right to the curb.
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Winnie, this plan better work.
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I've been collecting
these gross, hairy worms all summer.
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When Ryder's not looking,
we let them loose
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and the out-of-towners
go running.
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00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,188
Why do you collect worms?
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Because Lou took my snakes.
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On three. One, two...
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-Howdy.
-Three-dle leedle,
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which is "Nice to see you"
in Portland...
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Ese?
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Would you look at that.
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Butterflies.
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Um, Winnie,
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those worms
you were collecting
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wouldn't have happened
to have been caterpillars once, would they?
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There's a solid chance.
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You put on this show for me?
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Sure know how to make
a cowboy feel right at home.
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Threedle leedle.
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I can't believe this guy.
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I know.
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He's a cowboy,
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and he's fluent
in Portland-ese.
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Is there anything
he can't do?
248
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:01,745
So this Italian town
is another one of Victoria's honeymoon locations?
249
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,414
It is.
She loves me in capris.
250
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,125
[chuckles] Apparently,
I've got the ankles of a Thoroughbred.
251
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,214
You know, it's charming,
but I'm not sure what we do here.
252
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,465
Gotcha.
253
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,675
-I'll put the sharks back in.
-No more sharks.
254
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,512
Let's just walk around
and explore.
255
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,931
Why walk when we can...
256
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,015
-[claps]
-[VR device beeps]
257
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,060
Canoe around town?
258
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,979
Oops. I had that loaded
and ready to go
259
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,649
in case you wanted
to flood Italy and do the shark thing.
260
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,693
-[claps]
-[beeps]
261
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,278
A bike?
262
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,697
Wow. I haven't ridden
one of these since I taught Bijan.
263
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:38,782
[chuckles softly]
264
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,534
Okay, fine. He taught me!
265
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,872
[bell chiming]
266
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,666
Whoa. It's a little tricky
on the cobblestone.
267
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,585
-Look out for that...
-[crashes]
268
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,129
[Parker groans] Gelato cart.
269
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,924
Hey, you kind of got
your shaved ice.
270
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,057
Victoria, prepare
for enlightenment and guidance
271
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,143
into your happy future.
272
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,645
Cool! [chuckles softly]
273
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,063
What is happening?
274
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,898
Whatever it is...
275
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,316
I am in.
276
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,487
Destiny will read
Victoria's future
277
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,823
using fortune telling cards.
[chuckles softly]
278
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,784
She claims to know
how to do this.
279
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:26,955
Victoria, ask anything
and the cards will answer.
280
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,208
Okay, uh, let's see.
281
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,002
Will I be rich?
282
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,004
[gasps]
283
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,088
No.
284
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,592
And the reason is...
285
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,511
There's a
"Deadbeat husband" card?
286
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,596
Yikes!
287
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,726
We do not have to read
the cards aloud.
288
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,478
Let's take the next one.
289
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,898
The "Mr. Wrong" card?
Come on!
290
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,443
This one's just
a woman with red hair crying.
291
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,987
I have to get back
to my hoagie.
292
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,405
The meat expires
in ten minutes.
293
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,993
Well, great.
The cards just made everything worse.
294
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,578
Bijan, you want me
to read you next?
295
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,330
Not with that deck.
296
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,545
Okay, I have an idea
because clearly Winnie's didn't work.
297
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,715
Your evil plan hatches
into beautiful butterflies one time,
298
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,884
and all of a sudden
you're not trusted for mayhem.
299
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,721
All right. Showtime.
300
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,889
You think this will work?
301
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,724
No. And I hope it doesn't.
302
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,226
You know
I'm not on your side, right?
303
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,230
Hark!
304
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:37,359
What hath poisoned me
to make my tummy bubbleth over?
305
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:41,238
'Tis the brobbler.
The brobbler has undone me.
306
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,866
Holy cow pie.
He seems really sick.
307
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,243
You have no idea.
308
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,246
A toilet, a toilet.
309
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,916
My kingdom for a toilet.
310
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,419
But Noah never even
ate a brobbler. I don't understand.
311
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,089
Oh! He must be doing
an improvised performance for us.
312
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,340
What a nice guy.
313
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,844
A plague
on both your outhouses.
314
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,430
[groaning]
315
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,308
Noah Lambert, everybody.
316
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,935
Let's give him
a big ol' Dusty Tush
317
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,812
-threedle leedle!
-[all clapping]
318
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,441
Y'all are too much.
Stop it.
319
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,611
Or don't. Actually,
just keep it coming.
320
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,613
You in the back.
Are your hands broken?
321
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,867
[dramatic music playing]
322
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,621
Jake, where are you?
323
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:35,458
[Jake's voice echoing]
I am everywhere!
324
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,294
-[VR device beeps]
-[yelps]
325
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,212
Just kidding.
I'm right here.
326
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,882
So Victoria's third
honeymoon option is Iceland?
327
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,302
Yeah, but I'm not sure
it's best for it.
328
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,387
If a Canadian is cold,
you don't want to be there.
329
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:49,723
Can I interest you
in a shark?
330
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,725
Anything but sharks!
331
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,769
Great!
Angry Yeti coming right up!
332
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,187
[creature growling]
333
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,523
I should have asked
for hot chocolate!
334
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,900
We gotta get out of here.
It's gonna eat us alive!
335
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,569
[voice echoing]
What do you mean, "us"?
336
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,696
I am nowhere!
337
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,324
[laughs maniacally]
338
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,700
Jake, fix this!
339
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,784
[VR beeps]
340
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,162
That's not what I meant.
341
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,415
[creature growling]
342
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,380
Okay, we've set up the station
as an exciting preview
343
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,341
of what your life will be like
when you're married to Parker
344
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,259
because you're
definitely marrying him.
345
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,011
That's not in doubt at all,
and we're in no way trying to convince you.
346
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,431
Lou, can you jump in here?
I'm blacking out. [breathing heavily]
347
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,350
You guys sure you haven't
hosted a shower before
348
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,602
because I never
would have known?
349
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,440
Oh! Tracksuits, syrup,
350
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,817
assorted bling.
351
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,277
What's up with
the astronaut stuff?
352
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,782
[mimicking static]
So happy you asked. [mimicking static]
353
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,244
Parker's sister owns
an actual space station,
354
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,288
and she's hosting
a space-giving this year.
355
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,332
Her freeze dried eggnog
is the bomb.
356
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,541
Sure is.
357
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,710
Priscilla's eggs to nog ratio
is [kisses]
358
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,795
sublime.
359
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,255
Go on, give it a try.
360
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,928
-[tooth cracking]
-Ow!
361
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,513
[mimicking static] Oh, no.
Houston, do we have a problem?
362
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,392
It was so hard
I chipped my tooth. Is it bad?
363
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,310
-No. It's fine.
-Yikes! It's so bad.
364
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,942
Winnie, I hope you're happy.
365
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,903
Switching out the brobbler mix
seems to have got rid of everybody.
366
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,154
I can't believe it.
367
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,031
A Winnie Weber plan
worked perfectly,
368
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,242
and nobody has to give
a deposition tomorrow.
369
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,244
There's still time.
370
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,252
[sighing sadly] Hello.
371
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:44,879
No "Howdy"?
372
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,340
You broke him.
373
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,259
It looks like
all my new customers fled to the hills
374
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,428
when I served up
my last batch of brobbler.
375
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,679
Somehow it got replaced
with this.
376
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,056
I don't even know
what to call it.
377
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,141
Mound of brown.
378
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,268
Just spitballing.
379
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,854
It's a shame.
380
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,522
I had a bunch of investors.
381
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,774
I was gonna use that money
to make improvements all over town.
382
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,526
I guess
that's not gonna happen now.
383
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,236
[sighs wearily]
384
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,654
Larry's gonna
take this hard.
385
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,951
All Ryder wanted to do
was make this town better.
386
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,620
-We made a huge mistake.
-Yeah.
387
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,372
We didn't put our order in
before he left.
388
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,543
Not the time. I get it.
389
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,010
Hey, I was just
in a VR simulation with Jake,
390
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,762
and he is so knowledgeable
about everything.
391
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,055
We really shouldn't
underestimate him.
392
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,224
And now he's eating soup
with a fork.
393
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,771
Uh, Parker, I really need
to talk to you.
394
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,355
You might wanna
sit down for this.
395
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,611
So here's the thing...
396
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,780
Victoria! Don't call off
the wedding.
397
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:52,989
I mean, you can if you want.
398
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,699
You have agency,
and you are your own woman.
399
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,659
But we really
don't want you to.
400
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,953
Excuse me.
Can we just go back to the part about
401
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,038
[yelling] "calling off
the wedding"?
402
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,456
Parker, please stay
out of this.
403
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,582
We are cleaning up
your mess.
404
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,585
I'm sure those fortunes
were bogus.
405
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,212
We all know
Parker isn't a deadbeat.
406
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,130
Well, who said
I was a deadbeat?
407
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,217
Just because my parents
put it on my birthday cake does not mean it's true!
408
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,136
Okay. Can I step in here
for a minute?
409
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,973
No! Because I haven't done
my speech yet.
410
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,976
Your life is going to be
amazing with Parker.
411
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,270
Granted he's
an over confident, trust-fund baby,
412
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,148
but who doesn't love
a fixer upper?
413
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,025
Victoria, are you calling off
the wedding?
414
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,153
-Of course not.
-[gasps] We did it! We changed your mind!
415
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,655
We're the best!
416
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,824
Guys, I'm in love with Parker.
417
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,075
I was never calling it off.
418
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,285
But we overheard
your phone call with your mom
419
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,912
while we were hiding
under a table.
420
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,622
You said,
"This isn't going to work,
421
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,332
"and I'm actively
avoiding him."
422
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,792
Okay, I see.
423
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,335
First off,
424
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,419
y'all are creepy.
425
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,881
Second, I was telling my mom
426
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,759
that I don't want
Bijan Robinson deejaying our wedding.
427
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:55,844
-Oh.
-Why not?
428
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:56,928
He's so nice.
429
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:01,808
I just really had
my heart set on a live band.
430
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,852
Also Bijan needs
to get back to training camp.
431
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,104
He's the centerpiece
of my grandma's fantasy team.
432
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,857
Fine by me.
433
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,567
Right now, I'm just happy
you're not leaving me at the altar.
434
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,443
I think you mean
wedding trellis.
435
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,363
Wait. Why did you
kind of whistle when you said that?
436
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,740
Whoa! What happened
to your tooth?
437
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,909
I mean, I love you
with all my heart.
438
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,584
What's going on?
439
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,210
Where did all these
new customers come from?
440
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,838
Here's your brobbler, ma'am.
Enjoy.
441
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:32,964
And here's your bill.
442
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,049
I already added a $20 tip.
443
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,175
Come back soon.
444
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,722
I can't believe it.
Did you guys do all this?
445
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,640
We made a new batch
of brobblers
446
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,226
and asked all the counselors
at camp to go around town handing out samples.
447
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,062
Word spread fast
that the original recipe was back.
448
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,398
There's a lot of
unsupervised campers today.
449
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,691
But that's how we do.
450
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:04,245
Well, I'll be!
Larry, are you in on this too?
451
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,663
[scoffs] Please!
452
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,750
Larry doesn't have
these moves.
453
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,251
We talked,
and I made him understand
454
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,462
that he exists beyond
the costume.
455
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,963
Plus, I took it
when he wasn't looking.
456
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,593
Folks, thank you kindly.
457
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,428
But I don't understand.
Why did you do this for me?
458
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:24,682
Because we were the ones
who ruined things in the first place.
459
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,644
We wanted our shop back,
and we didn't care how.
460
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,480
So we sabotaged your business.
We're sorry.
461
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,857
Well...
462
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,817
Thank you for coming clean.
463
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,444
And you bet
I accept your apology.
464
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,654
-Thanks.
-Aw.
465
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,614
I never did anything wrong.
Not apologizing.
466
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,788
-I can't believe the dentist
fixed your tooth so fast. -He didn't.
467
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,667
I found a spare one
attached to some gum under a table.
468
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,628
So with all this,
we're gonna be able to experience
469
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,796
what our honeymoon
will be like?
470
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,255
Yeah, but don't get
your hopes up.
471
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,299
I'm not sure
that any of the choices are perfect.
472
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,093
But no matter where we go,
473
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,803
I will be wearing capris.
474
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,096
Prepare yourself!
475
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,063
Wow! Italy looks different
than I thought.
476
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,147
[creature growling]
477
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,566
Is that a yeti
making espresso?
478
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,319
There must be a problem.
479
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:21,406
These are all
your options, but merged into one insane location.
480
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,491
Jake, can you pull up
the beach simulation?
481
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,537
Jake, if you're
loading sharks, so help me!
482
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,999
Well, while we wait,
483
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,584
why don't we have some
wintertime-summertime fun?
484
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,921
Choose your noodle.
485
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,508
[both yelling]
486
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,427
[both grunting and laughing]
487
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,056
Oh, no. My tooth.
488
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,100
Oh, no. Again?
I'm so sorry.
489
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,477
-[yelling] Ha!
-[groaning]
490
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:52,562
I win!
491
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,523
Your love for me
will be your downfall!
492
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,944
You know what?
493
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,904
We don't need to see
the other simulations anymore.
494
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,448
Really?
I thought you wanted to show me
495
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,366
why those places
were perfect for our honeymoon.
496
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:09,328
I did.
But now I realize
497
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,623
anywhere will be perfect
as long as I'm there with you.
498
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,751
Aw. I feel the same way.
499
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,503
[Jake's voice echoing] Yes!
500
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,422
Wait.
501
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,549
Jake, did you do all this
on purpose?
502
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,968
Did you put us
in this insane mash up so that we'd realize
503
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,054
it doesn't matter where we are
as long as we're together?
504
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,513
[voice echoing] Maybe.
505
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,098
[water splashing]
506
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,059
[voice echoing] Oh, man!
I dropped my tablet in the toilet.
507
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,935
[toilet flushing]
508
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,021
-[VR screeching]
-[voice echoing] Nope. That was a mistake.
509
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,027
So, Bijan.
510
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,071
Victoria and I
have some difficult news.
511
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,031
I have difficult news, too.
512
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,574
The coach said
I've get me back to Atlanta.
513
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,034
So I can't deejay
at your wedding.
514
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,243
[sighs]
515
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,913
Okay. Now you go.
516
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,998
-No! That's okay.
-I can't remember what we were gonna say.
517
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,837
Howdy, guys.
I'm so glad y'all came back.
518
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:02,048
I would never want
to run my regulars off.
519
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,217
Plus, you scare me a bit,
and I sleep better knowing where you are.
520
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,594
I get that a lot.
521
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,431
Look, I know
the shop is changing,
522
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,768
but I just want y'all to know
you'll always have a place here 'cause...
523
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,104
This is yours.
524
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:18,272
Our very own reserved section.
525
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,525
Thank you, Ryder.
We don't deserve this.
526
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,651
They really don't.
527
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,195
I'll go grab
your sarsaparilla.
528
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,033
Hey, I thought y'all were
at Winnie's community service.
529
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:33,621
Lou, we've come
a long way today and learned a lot,
530
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,956
so I'm not gonna lie to you.
531
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,042
She got let out early.
532
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,965
-Howdy.
-Howdy.
533
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,512
I don't know
who that guy is, but I like him.
534
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,390
He has a way with words,
doesn't he?
535
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,811
[♪ theme music playing]
536
00:23:56,861 --> 00:24:01,411
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