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[♪ upbeat instrumental music]
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I still can't believe
that Destiny and I were able to start
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a vegetarian restaurant
in Dusty Tush.
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I know. Growing up here,
even the cereal had meat in it.
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You haven't lived
until you've tried Frosted Steaks.
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How's the tofu scramble?
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Pretty good. It feels like
it's missing something.
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You know, I had a hunch
you'd say that.
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Aw, babe! I love
when you bring me pocket bacon.
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How's your omelet?
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It's not bad.
It's a bit bland, though.
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Yay! Purse Turkey!
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There's more
where that came from.
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Oh. Nope, that's a receipt.
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I still can't believe
we reached for the same pair of boots at the same time.
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That was quite the feet-cute.
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It's what spurred me
to talk to you.
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Never tell anyone
about the cheesy wordplay.
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Gouda thinking.
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Wow, once you're on
the wordplay train,
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it's real hard
to get off, huh?
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Honestly, I don't mind.
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So I'll see you
at the dance tonight?
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Not if I see you first.
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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What up, Bill-iam?
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Haven't seen you this excited
since they announced that 11-gallon hat.
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I am excited.
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I met this girl, Luna,
and she wants to go to the Hoedown Getdown with me.
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The only thing is,
she asked me to lead her in the Dusty Tush Shuffle
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but I don't know the dance.
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Well, we can teach you.
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Yeah. I mean, in this town,
you learn how to do the shuffle
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before you're potty-trained.
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The toddler recital
is adorable, but the clean-up is...
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less so.
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Thank you, guys,
so much for helping me.
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But before we get started,
I'm a little hungry.
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Oh, well, could we
interest you in some...
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[both] Sleeve kebobs?
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Can't you guys
just eat somewhere that serves meat?
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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[♪ instrumental country music]
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Hey, Jake, it's nice
to see you painting again,
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and not trying to swallow
your own fist.
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Thanks. Wanna buy it
when I finish?
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Nah. I'm not really
an art-buying kind of gal.
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What are you gonna call it?
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Lou Declawing the Corn Dogs.
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Name your price.
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Hey, nice painting of Lou
declawing the corn dogs.
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Would people prefer
if I left the claws in?
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You know, Jake,
I've been thinking of starting
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these new camper-led workshops
for the counselors.
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You should teach one on art.
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That sounds great.
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I could show the counselors
how to paint
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Lou Searching For Earring
in Jambalaya.
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Or maybe, like, a rainbow
or something.
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Ooh, a painting workshop?
Sounds like fun. Can I join?
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I'd be honored.
Can we hold the class in the mess hall?
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There's already
those little cheese boards set up for snacks.
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Cheese boards?
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Jake, those are mouse traps.
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Mouse traps?
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You know, that would explain
some things.
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[♪ upbeat instrumental music]
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Thanks for letting me join you
on your trip to the movies today, Noah.
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And thank you
for following me here on my day off.
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If there's one thing
I love to do when I'm not on the job, it's...
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my job.
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Cool, so what are we seeing?
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Oh, fun.
You didn't take the hint.
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It's called
Type T For Treachery.
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That doesn't sound
like a kids movie.
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Jeez, Why did you
even invite me?
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Once again, I didn't.
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Welcome to the Dusty Tush
Motion Picture Palace,
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where all your dreams
come true.
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Unless your dreams
are about seeing a movie in a clean, safe location.
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Iris? I didn't know you worked
at the movie theater.
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It was either this
or marry a rich man and honeymoon on a boat
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where he'll
mysteriously disappear.
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[laughs] I kid.
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Unless you got a boat.
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Respect the hustle, Iris.
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You really shouldn't.
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Two tickets for
Type T for Treachery, please.
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That'll be $18.
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-Great. Do you take
credit cards? -I do.
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But the theater
only accepts cash.
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I love this lady.
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Winnie, do you have any money?
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You expect me to pay? [scoffs]
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This is the last time
I join you on your day off.
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Yes, let's make this
the last time.
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[♪ upbeat instrumental music]
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All right, let's do this.
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I can't wait to learn
the Dusty Tush Shuffle.
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And you will.
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But dancing is about
more than just dancing.
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It's about baring your soul
through the power of movement.
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And sometimes,
breakaway pants.
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She's right.
And if all goes well,
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one day you and Luna
could be sharing boot beef like Victoria and me.
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Here's hoping.
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First rule of dancing
with a partner,
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you need to smell nice.
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When I dance with Victoria,
I always wear cologne, and she loves it.
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Everyone knows
the way to a woman's heart is through her nose holes.
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[chuckles awkwardly] Actually,
for Luna's sake, let's skip the cologne.
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And go straight
to the body spray? I don't understand.
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Well, sweetie, I've never
told you this before,
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but I don't love
when you wear cologne.
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Wait, what? Since when?
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No, not long.
Just since the day we met.
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Well, thanks for finally
telling me.
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I go through
three, four bottles of this a week.
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It's like half my paycheck.
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And it smells like it.
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And, Bill, another tip.
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Okay, make sure you talk
to your partner while you're dancing.
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It's a great way
to get to know them.
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-That's why Parker and I
are so in sync. -[clears throat]
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Oh, gosh, what's wrong?
Is it the purse turkey coming back up?
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Actually, I don't love
the whole talking-while-dancing thing.
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-You don't?
-Well, it just distracts me from being in the moment.
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But, normally,
I'm super-interested in discussing my star chart.
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Wow.
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Usually, Geminis
are more communicative.
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So... [chuckles nervously]
How about this dance lesson?
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[both] Let's take
a break. [chuckling]
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I haven't felt
this uncomfortable since hearing the words...
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"boot beef."
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[♪ upbeat instrumental music]
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Welcome, everyone,
to our very first camper-led workshop.
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You're all in great hands,
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now that we've got
the mousetraps off of him.
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Take it away, Jake!
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Today's class is called
Jacob Jacobs Counsels Counselors.
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First, we're gonna paint...
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the humble banana
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You may ask, "Jake, why are we
painting a banana?"
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To which I'll respond,
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"Because I found it
in my pocket when the class began."
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You really thought
this would be a good idea?
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Not anymore,
but we're in too deep. Bye.
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Now, everyone,
take your paintbrushes and...
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create.
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I see. I see.
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Now, everyone,
take your paintbrushes and throw them in the trash!
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-Um what?
-I'm so sorry. That's my bad.
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I forgot to tell you all
not to be talentless hacks!
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Start over, plebeians!
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Jake, I don't like
to use these words, but you're being a bit of a...
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meanie-baneanie!
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Trust me, it's just a part
of the training process.
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In every great movie
about teachers,
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they're challenging
their students and are always yelling!
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Okay, but can you at least
dial it back a little?
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Oh, I see. No problem.
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-Good looking
painting, Steven. -That's better.
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If we lived
in a two-dimensional world!
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Jake, I told you not to...
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Actually, in his defense,
Steven, it wouldn't kill you to shade.
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[♪ upbeat instrumental music]
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Iris, we asked
all around camp, but no one carries cash.
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Even the tooth fairy
pays me in crypto.
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Whatever she's giving you
for molars, I'll double it.
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I'm sorry, kids,
but no money, no entry.
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I can't give away
any more free tickets.
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I'm on thin ice
with my manager because I'm blackmailing him.
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This day off
can't get any worse.
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Uh, maybe it can.
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I think I just saw a scorpion
crawl up your pant leg!
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[screams]
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[exhales sharply] I think
I got it out.
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Is what I choose to believe.
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Hey, someone gave us money.
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Quick! Almost get stung
by a scorpion again.
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She must have thought
I was a street performer and donated it to us.
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This is how we can make
enough money for the tickets.
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You also don't need
all your plasma.
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Oh, good. You're back.
I can't wait to get this--
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Can you believe
what Victoria said about my cologne?
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Wait, are you still hung up
on that?
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Just don't use cologne.
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When I'm on the range
with the other cowboys,
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everyone smells
totally natural. No one minds.
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And for the record,
Funky Pete just got that name for his sweet dance moves.
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That gives me an idea, Bill.
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Is that idea
you're finally ready to teach me...
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And you're walking away.
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Victoria, you've gotta--
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Can you believe Parker
said that he doesn't like that I talk when we dance?
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Cool, back to your thing.
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Look, there's nothing wrong
with quiet moments.
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Sometimes, you can say
just as much without words as with them.
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Hmm. Well put, Bill.
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I don't like
how you said that, but about that dance...
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-Lou, can you teach me--
-Gotta run, deboning a lasagna.
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Does no one wanna hear
how my sentences end?
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Where are my adoring students?
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Ooh, I hope
they're all getting me apples.
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They all quit, and frankly,
I don't blame them.
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Jake, you're a great artist.
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But by the end there,
we were painting with our tears.
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Well, you can't spell "paint"
without "pain!"
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I think.
Spelling isn't my strong suit.
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This just isn't fun.
I quit, too.
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I only showed up
to bring you this apple.
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It's a shame
you're gonna quit.
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You actually have a gift.
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-I do?
-Your banana looks so real, I took a bite,
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breaking the first rule
of art, which is...
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never eat a painting.
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Quit if you want,
but you could have been great, Destiny.
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Okay, you just said
a lot of things.
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But is the headline,
"I'm great?"
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Because I love being great.
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Not just great, exceptional!
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That's better than great.
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Okay, I unquit.
I'm ready to learn, whatever it takes.
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Excellent. You have
so much potential.
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In many ways, you remind me
of an older me.
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As a painter, right?
And literally nothing else?
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Because you did try
to eat a painting today.
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[drumming rhythmically]
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We have to have
enough money by now.
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I've been doing this
for hours!
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Um, it looks like we have $20.
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-Really?
-Yes!
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And by 20, I mean six.
And by dollars, I mean gum wrappers.
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If it's any consolation,
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I think
you're the next Shakira.
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It is.
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Wait, I have an idea!
240
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,793
♪ Don't be stingy ♪
241
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,961
♪ Please be groovy ♪
242
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:13,256
♪ Give us money
For this movie ♪
243
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,884
♪ All your cash
You'll want to give ♪
244
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,969
♪ Or else I'll find out
Where you live ♪
245
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,055
♪ Where you live ♪
246
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,139
Okay!
247
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,684
I think that song is finished!
248
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,354
It's so easy.
249
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,439
Show me the ball
and win it all.
250
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,441
If you get it wrong,
your money's gone.
251
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,746
Mmm, I'm so sorry, you lose.
252
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,748
That'll be 20 bucks each.
253
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,918
She's a witch!
254
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,797
Wow, Winnie,
you really lucked out.
255
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,882
The secret is,
you hold on to the ball.
256
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,301
Those chumps
never see it coming.
257
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,720
Nope! Can't let this go on.
258
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,305
Keep your cash
and please do not tell the cops.
259
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,183
-Noah!
-Don't use our real names!
260
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,894
I don't want people knowing
that I'm Lou Hockhauser!
261
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,938
That's "Hock" with an H.
262
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,317
[♪ instrumental country music]
263
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,778
Show me cross hatching!
264
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,031
You call that cross hatching?
265
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:23,201
-You disgust me.
-I disgust myself, sir.
266
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,414
Quick, what's the perfect
color complement of Prussian blue?
267
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,083
-Uh, chartreuse!
-Lucky guess.
268
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,752
What about burnt umber?
269
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,046
-Cerulean!
-Dang, you're good.
270
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,882
Which means, as your mentor,
I'm good.
271
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,509
I'm so glad
I invested in this beret.
272
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,970
You took it from my closet,
but I agree, sir!
273
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,514
Destiny. I think
it's finally time
274
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,099
to take your training
to the next level.
275
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,061
Bring it on. I'm ready.
276
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,022
Then put on this raincoat
and goggles.
277
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,440
It's about to get weird.
278
00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,238
All right, Bill, let's put
some dance in those pants!
279
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,283
[sniffs, grunts in disgust]
280
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,535
Why do you smell like
you just rolled around in a pile of manure?
281
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:09,206
Because I did!
282
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,083
I should've just invited Luna
to a movie.
283
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,044
See, you told me
to smell more natural.
284
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,087
And what's more natural
than manure?
285
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,923
Let's see if Victoria
likes this better
286
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,092
than a than $100 bottle
of Eau de Bro.
287
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:24,971
I take zero responsibility
for this act of passive aggression!
288
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,891
Whatever. It's just
a little dirt.
289
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,478
I don't think you know
what manure is!
290
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,023
Come on, Parker.
Victoria would never do something so immature.
291
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,943
Or she would.
292
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,946
Ow.
293
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,114
Since Parker hates when I talk
during dances,
294
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:46,576
I've decided to give him
all the quiet moments his heart desires.
295
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:50,247
And what in the diaper farts
is that smell?
296
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,374
Let's just say dirt
and move on.
297
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,918
All right, Bill,
let me show you how to lead the shuffle.
298
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,254
It's under your fingernails.
I can't do this!
299
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,925
[mumbling]
300
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:05,178
I don't know what you said,
but I can't help being a Gemini!
301
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,141
[♪ upbeat instrumental music]
302
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,269
[leaf blower whirring]
303
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,145
Not to question
your methods, sir,
304
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,481
but how will this make me
a great artist?
305
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,194
Because you must be able
to tune out any distraction,
306
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,405
whether in the studio
or in the eye of a hurricane.
307
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,407
Isn't the eye
the calmest part?
308
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,367
Are you a painter
or a weather lady?
309
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,452
A painter, sir!
310
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,330
Then let's see
some gradient blending!
311
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:36,001
Ow! What do dodgeballs
have to do with gradient blending?
312
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,044
You think Picasso
stopped to ask that?
313
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,964
No! He dodged balls
and kept painting!
314
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,466
What is going on in here?
315
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,968
Art!
316
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,469
Hey, that almost...
317
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,973
hit me.
318
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:56,021
Guys, this is a bigger mess
than Parker's Pop, Lock and Poutine workshop.
319
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,107
No one should dance
after eating that much gravy!
320
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,027
The mess is worth it.
I'm turning Destiny into a great painter.
321
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,070
But why?
322
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:06,197
This was just supposed to be
a fun bonding experience for campers and counselors.
323
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,367
Where are
the other counselors?
324
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:13,371
They left right after
the yelling and right before he ate a paint banana.
325
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,624
And you didn't leave
during all of that because?
326
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,084
That's for me
and my two therapists to figure out.
327
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:21,504
It may be time
to bring in a third.
328
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,216
Jake, why did you decide
to teach the workshop like this? It's not like you.
329
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,928
Because this is how
all the best teachers in movies run their classes.
330
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,015
Yeah, well, in real life,
great teachers don't berate their students.
331
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,933
They inspire them to love
what they're learning.
332
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,353
Like how I inspire you
to love outhouse cleaning.
333
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,229
But we don't love that.
334
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,650
It'll come. Trust the process.
335
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,486
The point is,
kindness is the best teacher, don't you think, Jake?
336
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,529
Jake do think.
337
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,074
And Jake love
teach class again, Lou.
338
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,535
That's great to hear.
339
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,245
We're just gonna need
some more raincoats.
340
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,665
[chuckling] So close
to learning a lesson.
341
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,671
[♪ upbeat instrumental music]
342
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,215
There you are, Bill.
I've been looking everywhere for you.
343
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,717
[scoffs] Which probably means
you checked under one couch cushion
344
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,260
and called it a day.
345
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,554
Like he does with the remote.
346
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,223
Hey, at least
I can find my car keys.
347
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,725
Spoiler alert, they're always
in your purse.
348
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,728
Can I have them
so I can escape this?
349
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,148
Where have you been? I tried
calling you, like, 100 times, but you never picked up.
350
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,692
Since you two
weren't teaching me anything,
351
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,694
I tried to learn
how to do the dance online.
352
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,071
But then, I kept seeing ads
for saddle polish,
353
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,073
so I freaked out about
how well the internet knew me,
354
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,574
and I smashed my phone
to bits.
355
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,661
As you do.
356
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,746
I'm only here now
because I didn't wanna stand Luna up.
357
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,374
Okay, well,
we have a few minutes before the Hoedown starts,
358
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,752
so as long as someone
doesn't mind me talking while we dance,
359
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,295
I can teach you the moves.
360
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,131
[chuckles] Go ahead, Victoria.
And when you're done,
361
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,134
maybe you can give yourself
a congratulatory "Good job, Victoria!'
362
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,218
the way you always do.
363
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,178
-Guys, can we--
-Does that annoy you?
364
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,390
Because it can't be
as bad as when you order a PB and jelly.
365
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,101
Either use the abbreviation
or don't!
366
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,769
Good job, Victoria.
367
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,646
-Seriously--
-What if someone thinks
368
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,523
I want a peanut butter
and jerky?
369
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,608
It's Dusty Tush,
it's happened!
370
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,111
You know what?
I'm just gonna tell Luna I can't do the dance.
371
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,781
And another thing,
why do you always cheer when a bird flies by?
372
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,201
It's a flying dinosaur.
How do you not cheer?
373
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,787
I guess I never thought of it
that way.
374
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,622
You're always helping me
to see things differently.
375
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,750
And by the way,
I don't like talking when we dance
376
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,461
because I'm too busy
getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
377
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,212
Well, I don't like
when you wear cologne
378
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,173
because I enjoy
your everyday musk.
379
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,633
It smells like syrup
and privilege.
380
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,135
Why didn't you just say so?
381
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,762
Well, I'll make sure
to do that in the future!
382
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,556
Good. Because I just wanna
spend the rest of that future with you!
383
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,726
Great. Because I just wanna
spend the rest of my future with you!
384
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,315
Hey, Parker,
what are we saying?
385
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,816
Well, I think
we're saying that...
386
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,570
Well, I think I'm saying
387
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:54,574
that I love the way
you see the world.
388
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,159
I love your passion.
389
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,579
Heck, even when we argue,
you're my best friend.
390
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,791
Because I love you, Victoria.
391
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,084
I always will.
392
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,548
-[chuckles]
-Victoria Vance.
393
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,175
Will you take
this calamari ring
394
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,844
and make me
the happiest man in the world?
395
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,263
Shirt squid?
Sweetie, it's perfect!
396
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,393
Yes! Yes,
you musky man! [laughs]
397
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,104
When we talk about this later,
we'll leave out that I said that.
398
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:31,444
We're getting married!
Can you believe it? Bill!
399
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,738
Bill?
400
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,491
Oh, right. We made this story
about us, didn't we?
401
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,540
I can't believe it!
We only made enough for one ticket.
402
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,334
[sighs] You should go see
the movie on your own.
403
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,670
It is your day off after all.
404
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,256
Aw, Winnie.
405
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,258
This feels like a trap.
406
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,593
Look, you worked
just as hard as me for this.
407
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,220
I couldn't see it alone.
408
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,472
Plus, I always
enjoy your company, even on my days off.
409
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,432
That is so sweet.
410
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,393
Friends like you
are the reason we started
411
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,562
the Two-for-Tuesdays
ticket special.
412
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,355
Too bad it isn't Tuesday.
413
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,857
Iris...
414
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,318
it is Tuesday!
415
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,238
Really?
416
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,408
Well, then I guess you guys
had enough money hours ago.
417
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,742
[chuckles]
418
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,662
It's funny
the way things work out sometimes, huh?
419
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,166
You totally ruined
Noah's whole day off.
420
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,461
Ugh, some people
are so un-self-aware!
421
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,589
Oh, it's the last showing.
422
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,216
I'm sorry
you kids missed the film.
423
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,594
Why don't you let me
make it up to you?
424
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,720
What did you have in mind?
425
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,264
How about a little mystery
of our own?
426
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,892
We get a shovel
and we find out if my first husband
427
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,269
was buried
with anything in his pockets.
428
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,353
My treat!
429
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,189
You know what?
430
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:51,900
I think we're just gonna
stream something.
431
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,194
Go! Go!
432
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,910
"Luna. I don't know
how to do the dance."
433
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,620
No.
434
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,289
"Luna, I don't know
how to do the dance."
435
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,375
Oh, that's terrible.
Why'd I fall asleep in Noah's inflection workshop?
436
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,253
There you are, Bill.
437
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,797
We're so sorry
for letting our bickering derail your dance lessons.
438
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,965
It wasn't fair to you.
439
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,760
But our fight
did lead to one good thing.
440
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,678
You finally learned
what manure is?
441
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,348
[both] We're getting married!
442
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,808
You're getting married?
That's amazing! Guys, congratulations!
443
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,895
Even if you do both have
major main character syndrome.
444
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,856
Thank you.
445
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,775
But right now, we promised
we'd teach you this dance,
446
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,318
so that's exactly
what we're gonna do.
447
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,487
I appreciate that,
but it's too late.
448
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,489
People are already lining up
to start.
449
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,407
There's no way I can
memorize it that fast.
450
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,827
Then, we'll just have to
buy you some more time.
451
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,245
Lucky you, Luna.
452
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,707
You get the traditional
first dance with the mayor.
453
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,292
We have a mayor?
454
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:52,961
Let's dance.
455
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,338
[♪ country music playing]
456
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,839
Starting your left.
Seven, eight.
457
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,466
One, two, three, a four.
458
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,385
Five, six, turn your partner.
459
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,636
That's it. Here we go.
460
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,012
Five, six, seven.
461
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,681
One, two, three, a four.
462
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,807
Five, six, you're ready!
463
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,312
[people cheering]
464
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,445
[whooping]
465
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,294
[people cheering]
466
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,396
-[music ends]
-[people cheer]
467
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,861
Bill, you are
such a good dancer.
468
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,363
So are you! You know,
I'd love to call you sometime,
469
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:05,366
but unfortunately,
I smashed my phone to bits this afternoon.
470
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,035
Targeted ads freak you out?
471
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,454
They know what I want
before I even want it. It's unnatural!
472
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,374
Lou, guess what?
473
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,625
We're engaged!
474
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,003
You're engaged?
Congratulations!
475
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,882
-Check it out!
-Oh, wow.
476
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,677
It really catches the light.
I... I think it's the grease.
477
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,387
It's just until
I can buy her a real ring.
478
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,014
Which reminds me,
can I have a raise?
479
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,059
[chuckling] Sorry,
I can't hear you over the music.
480
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,061
Can someone
please play the music?
481
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,522
-[♪ music starts]
-There it is.
482
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:37,774
[whooping]
483
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:38,941
Yeah!
484
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,697
Oh!
485
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,788
The raincoat and goggles
look is...
486
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,581
A reminder
of pageant-based trauma
487
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,875
that made me subconsciously
tie my self-worth
488
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:59,003
to unattainable metrics
of success.
489
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This third therapist
is really working out.
490
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:07,678
You know,
I'm starting to think Winnie is secretly the easy Mustang.
491
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,973
Now, I know our subject
is a smidge more complicated than a banana,
492
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,642
but try to have fun with it.
493
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,102
I give you...
494
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the Mona Lou-sa.
495
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How long is this gonna take?
496
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I gotta go declaw
some corn dogs.
497
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[♪ theme music playing]
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