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Morning, campers.
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Today is picture day,
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so some of you may want to
tidy up your look a bit.
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I'm talking to you,
hog cabin.
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I'm gonna be leaving
Parker in charge of
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rounding everybody up
for their photos.
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That's right.
And under Parker Preston,
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your pictures
will be perfection.
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There'll be nary
a misplaced hair,
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or unsightly
bat in the cave.
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Can I get an amen
and a "what what"?
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You were doing fine.
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Also, we're going
to be hosting
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the National Cowboy
Yodeling Competition.
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It's a big event
where contestants from around the country
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come to be judged
on who has the best cowboy yodel.
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Then, why are
we hosting it here?
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I really wanted to host
a monster truck rally,
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but I accidentally clicked
the wrong button.
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Mama needs a phone
with a bigger screen.
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Wow. I didn't know
Cowboys yodeled.
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I thought that was just
something people did
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from the top of a mountain
when they needed a cough drop.
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Actually, back in the day,
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cowboys yodeled to call
the cattle home on the range,
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but it's kind of
a dying art form,
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since now, every cow
has a cell phone.
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How do you know so much
about yodeling anyway?
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I actually used to compete
in the yodeling circuit myself.
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I'm not gonna lie,
I was a pretty big deal
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in the world of warbling.
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Wow. So, are you gonna
enter the competition?
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Me? No, no, I can't,
because I lost my voice.
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But you're talking
to me right now.
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Am I?
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(COUGHS)
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Great photo, Jamie.
Great photo.
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Now let's just try one
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without your finger
up your nose.
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Just so we have options.
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Hey, Parker.
What's up?
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I think
the better question is,
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what's on?
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This old thing?
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What can I say?
I'm becoming a man.
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Jake, you look like
a Swedish deejay
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that just played Ibiza.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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The truth is, I'm using it
to cover up a zit on my face.
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It's so big, it's gonna
ruin my picture.
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Come on!
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It can't be that bad.
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Oh!
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Okay. Okay.
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It's just a zit.
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It'll go away with time.
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I'm sure in
the next few days, it'll...
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you know, collapsed under
the weight of its own gravity.
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But picture day is today,
and pictures are forever.
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Do you know
how long forever is?
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It's like over 100 years.
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It's not
technically wrong.
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I'll allow it.
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Growing up is the worst.
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I miss when
I was smooth-faced
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and could
still ask for uppies.
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Jake!
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Jamie, finger in the ear,
not better.
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Hey, Noah.
What's going on?
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I'm really craving
some vegetarian food.
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Today's menu
at camp just says,
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"Meat stuff.
Deal with it."
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Do the water glasses
around here fill themselves,
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or is that something
you eventually do?
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Sorry, ma'am.
I'll get your refill.
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Is there anything else
you need?
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How about some new soup?
This is cold.
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It's like drinking a big bowl
of hot soup that's cold.
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Well, it's gazpacho.
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It's supposed to be cold.
Probably Europe.
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Get out of
your bubble.
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I don't appreciate
your attitude.
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How's this
for attitude?
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You're banned.
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I'm gonna give you
the worst review on Tush Advisor.
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This will be
the first time
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I rate below
one and a half cheeks.
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Can you believe that?
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I know.
Even the used coffin store has a two-cheek rating.
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That woman
was so rude.
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Just like the dozens
of other customers
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I've had to
kick out of here.
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Destiny. You can't
just banish
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every person that
gives you a hard time.
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You have more diners
on your banned board
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than you do
in your restaurant.
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I hear what
you're saying.
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I need to get
a bigger banned board.
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You know, you need
to learn how to tolerate difficult customers.
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And the good news is,
I can help you.
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With that thing?
With that thing.
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Hey. Why were you
being so weird about the yodeling competition?
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Yodeling is
already weird.
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It's a hat
on a hat.
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Look, I'm not entering
the competition, and that's final.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't
Bill Pickett,
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disgraced former
yodeling champion,
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my old nemesis
and all-around loser.
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Who are you?
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And do you always
enter with so much helpful backstory?
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Yes. And here's
some more.
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I'm Dale,
the current champion and bad boy of yodeling.
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Yo...
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dee-lay-hee-hoo.
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Dale? What are
you doing here?
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I'm here to win
the contest.
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It's a shame
you quit competing.
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Was it because you heard
I could hit a high C?
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Mariah called.
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She wants her
whistle tones back.
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You leave the Queen
of Christmas out of this!
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Wait. You quit?
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That's right.
I hung up my epiglottis a long time ago.
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That was a metaphor.
My throat's still intact.
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Fine, then my
backing musician and I
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will just have to
win another trophy
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to rub in the face
of Bill the Trill.
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Bill the Trill?
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Trilling is a quavering
type sound
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that comes
from your throat when you yodel.
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Also, Bill the Thrill
was taken.
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Now, if you'll
excuse me,
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I need to go
warm up my warbler
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to impress the ladies.
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And by ladies,
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I mean cows.
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See you around,
you udder failure.
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That's udder,
spelled U-D-D...
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We get ranch jokes, Dale.
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It's kind of our thing.
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What a meanie.
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Bill, you have to
enter the competition
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to teach that kid
a lesson.
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I can back you up
on guitar.
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No. Or as they say in
the yodeling community,
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No-dell-a-hee-hoo.
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Fine. Then I'm
gonna enter myself.
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Wait, you?
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Yeah.
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I can make weird noises
with my throat, too.
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It's the reason
I'm not allowed in my town's library.
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That's the reason?
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Fine, and I also had
tuna in a dictionary.
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Jake,
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I think I can help you
with your pimple.
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Lou has both the talent
and the makeup
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to hide your zit
before it's picture time.
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Yep, I've put lipstick
on a lot of pigs, literally.
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Because when you look good,
you feel good.
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And when you feel good,
you taste good.
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Anyway, let's see what
we're working with here.
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Holy inflammation!
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I'm a woman
with a makeup sponge, not Harry Houdini.
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Luke, quit referencing
your weird adult friends and help me!
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Okay.
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That's a little...
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three-dimensional
for makeup.
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I'm not gonna be
able to hide it, but...
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I may be able to
distract from it.
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See, Jake? I knew Lou
would have the answer.
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This was not
the answer.
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Sure it is. The Mohawk
will make people forget all about his pimple.
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Are you sure?
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It's kind of like an arrow
pointing right to it.
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Plus, I look
like my cockatoo when he's excited.
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Did you use
bacon grease?
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What do you think
happens to pigs
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once they're not
cute enough to win contests anymore, hmm?
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Now, I'm going to
play a rude customer, and you try to handle me.
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Excuse me while I
inhabit my character.
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Bara-ga bara-ga!
Bara-gi bara-gi! Bara-gu bara-gu!
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There's no
stopping this, is there?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Yeah, that feels right.
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Hello, sir. Can I
get you anything else?
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Everything looks so good.
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I haven't been this torn
since I had to choose between
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saving the president's life,
or redirecting that asteroid.
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That's it. I'll have
the quinoa salad.
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Excellent choice, Mr. Spy,
and/or heroic undertaker.
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But instead of quinoa,
can I get tortilla chips
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and instead of chickpeas,
some ground beef,
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and instead of parsley,
melted cheese.
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So you want a plate
of meat nachos
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from a vegetarian
restaurant?
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You're asking
a lot of questions. Who do you work for?
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And can I also get
a side of jalapenos?
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You're banned!
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Hi, ma'am.
Have you had a chance to decide?
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Apologies there.
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I've been
a little distracted.
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The print
on these menus is so small, yet
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the water stains
on my fork are so big.
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Sorry. I'll replace
that right away.
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Maybe when you return,
you can give me some new tea.
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This cup is weaker than
my first husband's backgammon game.
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You haven't put
the teabag in it.
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That's just hot water.
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I'm sorry.
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Did someone just
snip at me?
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Oh, yes, it's a little girl
who can't run a restaurant.
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You're banned!
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Welcome to the Dusty Diner.
Can I--
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Hang tight, food girl.
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Just need un momento
to close a deal
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worth more than you'll
ever make in a lifetime.
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(LAUGHS)
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Go for Chad.
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You're banned, Chad.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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(YODELING)
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(YODELING)
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Winnie... Why?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I'm the new bad girl
of yodeling.
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No. You're just a girl
who's bad at yodeling.
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What's up, losers?
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I'm back to
remind you all
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of how I'm going
to win at yodeling,
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because Bill quit.
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Again, who is this
exposition for?
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As it turns out,
I'm entering the yodeling contest
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and I'm gonna
mop the floor with you.
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(YODELING)
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Oh, boy!
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This is gonna be
the easiest contest I've ever won.
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Bill the Trill,
you sure you don't want to change your mind?
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Put your...
(YODELING)
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where your mouth is?
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I already
told you, Dale.
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My days of
melodically switching
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from a low register
to a falsetto are behind me.
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Have it your way.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to go sign
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some autographs
for my fans.
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And by fans, again,
I mean cows.
251
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,456
Man, I really
don't like that guy for many reasons.
252
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,000
But, honestly,
who pairs a leather jacket with a bow tie?
253
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,253
If only there was
an experienced yodeler
254
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,923
here at camp that could
take him down a peg.
255
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,800
I know what you're
trying to do, Winnie.
256
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,802
Fart quietly?
257
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,720
Okay. Maybe not.
258
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,644
Great news, Jake.
259
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:29,439
Inside this box
is the solution to all your problems.
260
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:32,776
A sense of self-confidence
that's not tied to my physical appearance?
261
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,737
Better. Snails.
262
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,450
Fine. At this point,
I'll try anything.
263
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,618
Except washing my face.
264
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,702
I don't have time for that.
265
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,749
You've got to be
kidding me.
266
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:54,423
I'm afraid to ask this,
but can I take your order?
267
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,384
Okay. You're hungry.
268
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,635
For what?
269
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,804
Chopping. You want
something chopped?
270
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,182
Chopped salad,
chop suey?
271
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,184
Please, do anything else!
272
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,900
Noah, I give up.
Just tell me what you want.
273
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,403
The veggie chili! Duh-doy!
274
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,447
This is ridiculous.
275
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,574
I will never serve
a mime at this diner.
276
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,247
Wait. Come back!
I didn't even see you guys there.
277
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,291
You people are
always so quiet!
278
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,835
Don't worry.
I'll get them back.
279
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,716
Oh! These guys
are heavy.
280
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,304
Just drop it, Noah.
I'm hopeless.
281
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,097
But I workshopped
12 more characters.
282
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,475
Don't you want to see toddler
learning to use fork?
283
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,768
(IMITATES BABY CRYING)
284
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,437
(BABBLES)
285
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,067
Winnie, you wanted
to see me?
286
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,819
Ja!
287
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,739
Winnie, what are
you wearing?
288
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,532
If I'm gonna enter
a yodeling competition,
289
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,951
I have to blend in
with the other yodelers.
290
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,454
Ja. (YODELS) Ja.
291
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,625
Winnie, this is
a cowboy yodeling contest.
292
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,043
We dress like we're
from the wild west,
293
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,836
not the box
your hot chocolate comes in.
294
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,298
You're right. I'm gonna
embarrass myself
295
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,675
and the ancient sport
of yodeling.
296
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,636
I guess you're
just gonna have to mop the floor with Dale
297
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,971
while I play
hot backup guitar.
298
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,015
(SIGHS)
Sigh.
299
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,809
Winnie, we both know you never
planned to enter the contest.
300
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,604
You've just been
bad yodeling all day to make me enter.
301
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:33,980
Because you're
a champion
302
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,233
with the chance to defeat
your jerky arch rival.
303
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,277
Why wouldn't you do it?
Because I don't have any confidence anymore, okay?
304
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,656
What are you
talking about?
305
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,242
I used to win every
yodeling contest I entered.
306
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,537
One night during a bad storm,
the cows on my farm got lost.
307
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,997
I yodeled to
bring them home, but they never came.
308
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,249
They were out
all night.
309
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,708
Really?
310
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,919
By the time we found them,
they were nearly frozen.
311
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,046
We had to put them
near the grills to warm them up.
312
00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,506
The cows were scared.
313
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,674
The air smelled
like tri-tip.
314
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,175
It was a very
traumatic night.
315
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,387
Bill, that's not
your fault.
316
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,888
Of course it is.
317
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:09,349
When it came down to
using my yodeling as a real cowboy,
318
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,309
I couldn't get
the job done.
319
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,020
After that night, I swore,
I'd never yodel again.
320
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,814
Face it.
I'm all hat. No cattle.
321
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,402
Noah can always solve
a problem with a costume.
322
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,486
Why can't I?
323
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,868
Hey, Destiny,
I'm sorry about today.
324
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,870
It's okay.
I appreciate you trying to help,
325
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,790
but I don't think
I'm cut out to deal with rude customers.
326
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,710
I just want to sit here
and enjoy my ice cream.
327
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,213
Yeah, that feels right.
328
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,803
Oh, heaven help
those sweet idiots. Here it comes.
329
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,347
Guys, you know
the rules.
330
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,891
Food inside,
dodgeball outside.
331
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,018
Count me in
for next game?
332
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,229
Wow.
333
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,231
You were really patient
with those campers.
334
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,983
Of course,
they're kids.
335
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,484
You're always
patient with kids,
336
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,403
especially Winnie
and Scout.
337
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,487
Yeah. So what?
338
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,281
Destiny, you need to
treat your diners
339
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,532
the way you treat
your campers.
340
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,783
If someone gets
on your nerves,
341
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,535
just imagine Winnie
or Scout's sweet faces.
342
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,204
I can totally
do that,
343
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,291
and then we can stop doing
those ridiculous scenarios.
344
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,043
I think you mean
highly realistic
345
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,586
and enlightening
scenarios.
346
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,464
One of your characters
was Martian
347
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,424
who's never seen
a bull before.
348
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,552
You need to be
prepared for anything.
349
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,937
Hey, Shaquille O'Veal.
350
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,189
Howdy, Bill.
351
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,523
(SCREAMS)
352
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,775
Why are you
talking to me?
353
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,944
Because we're friends.
Also, you're dreaming.
354
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,656
Okay. That makes
more sense.
355
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,282
I bet I'm having this dream
because I've been thinking
356
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,909
about why I
gave up yodeling.
357
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,453
Either that, or it was
the bad Tush tots I ate.
358
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,289
Can't it be both?
359
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,875
Bill, you need to let
your mistakes go.
360
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,543
I can't.
361
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,587
Failing as a yodeler
makes me feel like I'm not a real cowboy.
362
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,756
Did you stop looking
for the cows that night
363
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,299
when they didn't
come home?
364
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,425
No.
365
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,551
Exactly.
366
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,387
Because real cowboys
don't give up
367
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,138
when they're confronted
with a challenge.
368
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,349
You didn't then,
and you shouldn't now.
369
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,686
Seriously,
mooove on!
370
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,646
You're saying I should enter
the yodeling competition?
371
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,064
All I'm saying
372
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,775
is that someone needs to
teach that Dale kid a lesson.
373
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,694
He really ruffles
my udders.
374
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:28,988
WINNIE: Bill!
375
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,701
This power nap's been
a real roller coaster.
376
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,370
I came to apologize.
377
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,705
Yeah. Yeah.
All is forgiven.
378
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,081
We have to hurry,
so I can go win the contest.
379
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,250
Wait, really?
What finally changed your mind?
380
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,334
A talking cow.
381
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,714
Oh, he must have
had the Tush tots.
382
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,513
Can you make sure
none of the snails poop on me?
383
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,225
I'll try,
but I gotta say... (LAUGHS)
384
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,477
it can't be any grosser
than what I'm seeing right now.
385
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,688
(TIMER DINGS)
Ooh!
386
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:02,939
Time's up.
387
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,525
Let's see
how baby-smooth your skin is
388
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,820
after that treatment.
389
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,280
Okay. Perfect.
390
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,531
(SCREAMS)
391
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,783
They made it so angry!
392
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,245
My chin grew
another chin.
393
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,664
Are you telling me
the snails didn't work?
394
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,791
I'm just as confused
as you are.
395
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,877
Should we try having
them poop on me?
396
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,670
I could be brave.
397
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,507
Look, Jake, the pimple
just means you're growing up,
398
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,426
like getting
into audiobooks,
399
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,970
or filling one grocery bag
with hundreds of other grocery bags. You know?
400
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,639
I don't know,
but continue.
401
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,558
I tried to help you
get rid of the zit today
402
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,976
because you
asked me to.
403
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,395
But the truth is,
everyone gets pimples.
404
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,605
You shouldn't
be ashamed.
405
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,982
It doesn't feel like
everyone gets pimples.
406
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,067
It feels like
it's just me.
407
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,784
There are a lot of
snails missing.
408
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,791
Destiny.
You have a customer.
409
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,835
(BLOWING)
410
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,838
She came back
after I you're-banned her?
411
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,215
What is the point
of a catchphrase
412
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,008
if people don't
abide by it?
413
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,803
I invited her back
so you can try out your new approach.
414
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,013
If you can handle Carol,
you can handle anyone.
415
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:21,184
Her online review
of the lake was "Hard pass. Cluttered with water."
416
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,562
I'm going in.
417
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,690
Welcome back
to the Dusty Diner.
418
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,858
Can I take
your order?
419
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,569
I don't know.
Can you?
420
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,321
Coming in hot,
huh, Carol?
421
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,199
Would you prefer
I come in cold,
422
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,325
like your soup?
423
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,409
That's right.
424
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,370
I got callbacks.
425
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,538
You know what, Carol? You're--
426
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,957
Remember.
She's just another camper.
427
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,250
(SIGHS)
428
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,712
Well, are you gonna
stand there all day like a fool,
429
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,047
or are you gonna
take my order?
430
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,261
Hello, Earth to blondie.
431
00:18:56,344 --> 00:19:00,890
What I was going to say,
is you better have come here hungry.
432
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,059
What can I get you?
433
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,563
I want the corn chowder
with the corn on the side.
434
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,648
What a fun way to
order that, Carol.
435
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,318
Also a slice of
veggie pizza.
436
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:15,655
But I'm lactose intolerant,
and tomatoes give me gas.
437
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:20,618
So no cheese or sauce
and hold the veggies.
438
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:24,414
One slice of crust
coming right up.
439
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,166
Oh, and do the water glasses
around here fill themselves--
440
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,545
Was there
anything else?
441
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,589
No.
442
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,882
That'll be it.
443
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,008
Thank you.
444
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,844
Destiny.
You did it.
445
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,013
I know.
I just imagined she was Winnie,
446
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,431
and suddenly,
I was just grateful
447
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,057
she wasn't torturing
a librarian.
448
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,809
I'm so proud of you.
449
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,769
And, remember,
the customer's always right.
450
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,563
Hey, you with the glasses.
451
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,608
You look familiar.
452
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,235
Weren't you in that play
at the barbecue restaurant?
453
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,445
Oh, yes.
454
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,572
A Meatcar Named Desire.
455
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,032
I'm so glad
you enjoyed it.
456
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,700
"Enjoyed it"?
457
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:04,329
That was some of the worst
meat-based theater I've ever seen.
458
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:05,997
You're banned!
459
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,081
(GASPS)
460
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,086
Some customers
were just meant to be on the banned board.
461
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,802
Thank you,
Dale, for that
462
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,847
performance of
Yodel-lay-hee-who Let the Dogs Out?
463
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,432
My ears have
never been more confused.
464
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,851
Bad boy!
465
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,479
Okay.
466
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,481
That was our
last contestant.
467
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,149
Still not as fun
as monster trucks,
468
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,568
but I just had to
have a phone that fit in my pocket, huh?
469
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,196
Oh, the scores are in
470
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,990
and Dale received
a 9 for warblin',
471
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,702
a 9.5 for trillin'
and a 10 for quaverin'.
472
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,705
What is this sport?
473
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,916
Wait. You have
one more contestant.
474
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,460
Ah! Bill the Trill.
475
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:56,005
I see you finally decided
to abide by the yode code.
476
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,174
You're going down
like a D crescendo
477
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,551
into a low-pitched
chest register.
478
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,011
Strong words.
479
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,888
Are they?
480
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,890
Go for it.
481
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:16,818
♪ Down in the valley
On the pinks of the Tush ♪
482
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:20,613
♪ Birds in the sky
and deer in the bush ♪
483
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:24,742
♪ There's a cowboy that sings
and can never be shushed to go... ♪
484
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:29,414
(YODELING)
485
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:36,671
♪ Out on the range
perched high on his saddle ♪
486
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:40,758
♪ The cowboy yodels
to round up his cattle ♪
487
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:44,846
♪ His voice echoes around
a thunderous rattle ♪
488
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:51,269
(YODELING)
489
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,901
It looks like we have a tie,
which means, and...
490
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,279
I can't believe
I'm reading this right. (LAUGHS)
491
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:02,488
Sudden yodel death.
492
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,073
(ALL GASP)
493
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,409
Ooh! What's that?
494
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,702
It's a yodel off.
495
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,954
Dale and I will each yodel
to call a cow over.
496
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,331
Whoever the cow
goes to, wins.
497
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,588
Gentlemen, this is
your cow judge and...
498
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,006
this is my life now.
499
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:24,010
Ready, set, yodel.
500
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,929
(YODELING)
501
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,765
(MOOS)
502
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:31,476
(YODELING)
503
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,102
(MOOING)
504
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,187
(YODELING)
505
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,230
(YODELING)
506
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:37,774
(YODELING)
507
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,693
(YODELING)
508
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,780
MISS O'VEAL: Bill!
509
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,157
Remember moo you are.
510
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:55,625
(YODELING)
511
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,503
(COW MOOING)
512
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,883
(HITS HIGH NOTE)
513
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,887
(MOOING)
514
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:14,477
Bill the Trill is the winner
of the first and only
515
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,354
yodeling competition
I will ever host.
516
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,650
So proud of that kid.
517
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,193
Me moo.
518
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,653
Oh, right.
519
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,321
I ate the Tush tots, too.
520
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:30,952
Jake, come on out.
521
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,370
The photographer
is working overtime
522
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,747
and he refuses to take
meat stuff as payment.
523
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:38,459
JAKE: Everyone's gonna
make fun of my zit.
524
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,253
Maybe I should just
try popping it.
525
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,088
No, Jake, I clean
the mirrors.
526
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,465
Come on, buddy.
527
00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:46,509
There's something out here
I want you to see.
528
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,469
JAKE: Is it a dragon?
529
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:50,429
Why would it be a...
Just get out here!
530
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,601
ALL: Surprise!
531
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:00,022
You guys all have
pimples, too.
532
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,483
Turns out the solution
was in my makeup box, after all.
533
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,527
And now we're all
ready for our photo.
534
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,154
Really?
535
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,364
You guys are all willing
to take your pictures, looking like me?
536
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,159
Of course. Now you won't
have to go through it alone.
537
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,493
Thanks, guys.
538
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,120
Now there's no way I'll be
embarrassed out there.
539
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,959
That's where
the snails went.
540
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:21,919
Should we tell him?
541
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,004
After pictures?
542
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:24,338
After pictures.
543
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,468
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544
00:24:29,518 --> 00:24:34,068
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