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Attention, everyone.
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You're all invited
to come downtown today
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to watch my first
official speech as mayor of Dusty Tush.
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[ALL GROAN]
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I'll give you
ice cream if you go.
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Hey, my first bribe.
I'm gonna be a great government official.
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Parker, can you take us
to the Dusty Diner?
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Yeah, we saw Lou's menu
and it said "rodents" followed by a question mark.
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Sorry, all the stores
on Main Street
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are closed today for
a gymnastics showcase.
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And get this,
it's featuring world-class athletes
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Katelyn Ohashi
and Jordan Chiles.
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What?No way.
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And I'm gonna
give a speech.
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What?[CHUCKLING] No way.
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I shouldn't have
closed with that.
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Why would
two super famous gymnasts come here?
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They're doing a tour
of small towns across America.
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Or they just got lost.
Either way, we win.
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Jake, we have to
go to this.
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Well, you're in luck.
As the new mayor,
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I've been given
a few tickets.
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Whoa! I can't believe
we're really gonna see
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Katelyn
and Jordan perform.
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Jake, it's not enough
to just see them.
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We have to
hang out with them and get their autographs.
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This is so cool!
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You know what
else is cool?
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The culmination
of a lifelong dream of
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really making
something of myself.
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And finally getting
the respect that I so...
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And you're gone.
[CHUCKLES]
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That's awesome.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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So, what do you think?
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Am I mayor material
or what?
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Look at you.
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Our recklessly irresponsible
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activities director's
all grown up.
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[INHALES] I won't cry.
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But I will remind you
to do up your button
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because this ain't
no hoedown.
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Parker, you look great.
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Although you shoulda gone
with a bolo tie.
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I don't trust
neckwear without strings.
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I really wanna make
a great first impression.
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Hey, can I practice
my speech on you guys?
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A monologue?
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Without tights?
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[CHUCKLES] Okay.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, what it do, brosephs
and brosephinas of D-Tush?
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It's your mayor, P-Money,
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aka Park-Dog,
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aka The Poutine Machine.
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[MIMICS PARTY HORN]
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Let me hit you with some
quick facts about myself.
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Uh, one, I can do this.
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Two, I was born
in international waters,
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which means
I'm beholden to no laws.
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Three, I don't know
if the second thing is true. Four...
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Okay.
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As the vast majority
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of casting directors
have told me,
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"We've seen enough."
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You don't like it?
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Parker, Dusty Tushians
are down-to-earth folks
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who don't want flash,
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or fun Q and A's
about maritime law.
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Yeah. You need to tailor
your message to your audience.
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Like when I did
Death of a Salesman
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for some car dealers,
and changed it
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to The Celebrated Life
of Commission-Based Employees.
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Was it a hit?
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Let's say yes.
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Okay, look.
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If I want my first speech
as mayor to be a success,
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it's clear
I need some help.
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You two have to
fix me before then.
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And I'll need you
to be brutally honest. Please?
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Of course.
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Then all right-arinis,
bro-collinis.
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Let's get this
critique sesh, fam.
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Stop it.See, this is why
I need you.
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Destiny, great news.
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I figured out a way to
make the camp more money.
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Bottle the lake water
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and sell it to a
paint-stripping company?
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I already tried.
That stuff ate right through the bottles.
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Anyway, I've decided
to sell some of our unused property.
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A buyer's coming
for a tour,
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so I'll be gone
for a while.
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Uh-huh, and the swimming class
I'm supposed to teach today?
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At the lake?
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Have fun,
and if anyone asks,
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the fish are screamin'
'cause they're happy.
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Destiny, I need your help.
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You didn't swim
in the lake, did you?
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Of course not.
It's bubbling.
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It's about Feather Locklear.
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According to her,
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the chickens
have to live in a coop.
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Like animals.
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Scout, the chickens
have always lived in a coop,
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and they seem pretty happy.
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Does this sound
happy to you?
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[CLUCKING]
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Uh... yes?
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She said they're all living
in a chicken prison.
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We have to release
them immediately.
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But we can't
just have chickens
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running free
all over camp. It isn't safe.
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The last thing we need
is to lure more wolves here.
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Destiny, I came to you
because you're an activist.
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I look up to you.
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Can you please
help the chickens?
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Yes, of course.
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But a big part
of being an activist
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is being very thoughtful
about what you do
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in order to effectively
achieve your goals.
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And I'll help you
to do that,
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but it might
take some time.
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We don't have time.
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The chickens
are pooping where they sleep.
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[SIGH] I was gonna get
some bills paid today.
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I can't believe
we're really here.
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I know.
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Majestic downtown
Dusty Tush,
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where a world of wonder
awaits around every corner.
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Hot dog.
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I meant the gymnastics
showcase. Look.
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That must be where
Katelyn and Jordan are.
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But backstage
is for gymnasts only.
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How are we gonna
get past the bouncer?
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Winnie, Winnie, Winnie.
[CHUCKLES]
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Everyone has their price.
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I'll just grease
the wheels with this.
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A napkin?
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She's pretty,
isn't she?
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I have a better idea.
Just follow my lead.
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[SCREAMS]
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Nope, he is not scared.
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Okay, let's hear
what you got for your speech.
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Hello...Wrong.
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What? All I said was hello.
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And it was wrong.
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Parker, Dusty Tush
is a "howdy" town.
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Uh, he's right.
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I once greeted
the librarian with a "cheerio,"
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and she accused me
of working for the Redcoats and challenged me to a duel.
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Okay. Howdy, folks...
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No. You're the mayor,
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not a clown juggling pies
at a birthday party.
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Give me a business howdy.
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Okay, here goes.
Howdy, folks...
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You're not at a
funeral, man. Smile!
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Howdy, folks...Yikes, did you always
have that many teeth?
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Try it again,
but raise your eyebrows
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like you're surprised,
but not too surprised.
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You had an idea
the surprise was coming. Does that make sense?
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Not at all.
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I'll give it a try.
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Howdy...BOTH: No!
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There's gotta be
a way for us
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to sneak past
that bouncer
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and meet our heroes.
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Yeah, if I don't get to
meet Katelyn and Jordan,
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then I'm just
this lovable scamp
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who lives life
on his own terms. Ugh!
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Jake, look.
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Clearly, if we wanna
get into that room,
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we have to be gymnasts.Invisible.
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Right, your thing.
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How are we gonna
trick the bouncer into thinking we're gymnasts?
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That's it!
If we put on gymnastics uniforms,
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the bouncer
will let us backstage.
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It's like
they always say,
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"Dress for the caper
you want."
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Well, if he had rolled up
a rack of invisibility suits,
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my idea
would have worked, too.
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Wait, maybe he did.
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This is happening.
I'm watching this happen.
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You know, Scout,
I'm really impressed
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that you've taken
an interest in activism.
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Let's spitball some ideas...
which is really just a phrase.
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I'll probably
only like my stuff.
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No need. The problem
is already solved.
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I cut a hole
in the coop. Up top.
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What?
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Now, the chickens
can come and go as they please.
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Just wait till you see
how happy they are.
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But they don't have lips,
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so look for the smile
in their eyes.
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Are you sure
setting them free was a good idea?
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Of course I'm sure.
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[SCREAMING]
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I'm becoming
less sure.
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Are those chickens?
What are they saying?
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A lot of stuff
I can't repeat.
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And the word "revenge."
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[GASPS]
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There's chickens. [PANTS]
There are so many chickens.
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Parker, what happened?
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I was heading to town
for my speech,
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but a bunch of
angry chickens cut off the road.
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So I tried
to go around them,
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but they linked wings
and created a barricade.
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And I know
this sounds crazy,
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but I think I heard
the word "revenge"!
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Everyone, run! The chickens
have taken over the ranch, and they're coming for us!
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I saw some of them
sharpening their beaks in the toolshed.
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We're doomed!
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No! I have to get to town.
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Maybe we can go
across the lake.
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It's no use.
The chickens took all the canoes.
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One of them was wearing
a tiny Viking helmet.
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Word is they're
pecking and pillaging
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up and down Tush County.
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[GASPS]
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Okay. I'm starting
to see why the coop was a good idea.
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Here they come.
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That's not a smile
in their eyes,
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it's bloodlust!
[SCREAMING] Run!
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Why?
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I can't believe
that really worked.
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Of course it worked.
No one can see us.
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Again, not invisible.
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Now remember,
according to our uniforms, we're French.
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Huh? I checked the tag
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and mine says
I'm 50% spandex, 50% nylon.
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Okay.
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There's Katelyn
and Jordan.
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Oh, my gosh.
They're coming over here.
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Booger check.
You're good.
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Solid.
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Katelyn and Jordan.
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I mean...
[MIMICS FRENCH ACCENT] Katelyn and Jordan.
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Hey, you must be
Jean-Luc and Juliette,
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the famous
French gymnasts.
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Uh... Oui.
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I didn't think
you were gonna make it
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after your flight
was delayed.
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We've heard so much
about your bold and unique take on rhythmic gymnastics.
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Ah, yes. So bold,
so unique, so rhythmic.
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[MIMICS FRENCH ACCENT]
Uh, what exactly have you heard
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about our performance?
Be very specific.
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Just that
it's completely indescribable.
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00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,173
Dang it. [CHUCKLES]
251
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:12,133
I mean, le gracias.
252
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:16,050
Well, I'm excited to see
you guys perform,
253
00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,052
which won't be long.
You guys are up first.
254
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,011
Sacre bleu!
255
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,709
I wish they'd been
more specific.
256
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:33,545
[SPEAKING CHICKEN LANGUAGE][CLUCKING]
257
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,200
Thank you, everyone,
258
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,115
for coming
to this negotiation.
259
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,030
I know we're
all busy with
260
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,553
egg-laying
and whatnot.
261
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,686
[CLUCKING]
262
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,296
What did she say?
Is it going well?
263
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,471
I don't think so.
264
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,038
She says the camp
is now theirs.
265
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,561
Although, you may be spared
266
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,041
because of your
vegetarian history.
267
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,740
[CLUCKING]
268
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:54,958
But no promises.
269
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,482
Can't we just
apologize to them
270
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:58,701
and agree
to find them a nicer home?
271
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,355
[SQUAWKS]
272
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,096
She says
it's too late.
273
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,575
[GASPS] Oh, no!
It's a trap!
274
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,363
Scout, look!
275
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,930
We're surrounded.
276
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:13,716
Yep. We're their
prisoners now. Peck and mate.
277
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,371
[PHONE RINGING]
278
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,677
[CLUCKS]
279
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,809
She says answer it,
but be cool
280
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,290
and don't say
anything about chickens.
281
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,467
Man, I really miss
the days when I only had one camper.
282
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,252
[PHONE RINGING]
283
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,517
Hello? Oh, hi, Lou.
284
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,650
Yeah, yeah, everything
at the camp is going just...
285
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,000
The chickens have taken over
the ranch, send help!
286
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,393
Hello? Lou?
287
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,656
[CLUCKS]
288
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,226
She says you're
going to regret that.
289
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,410
It's like a chicken
Armageddon out there.
290
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,760
No, the a-peck-alypse.
Better.
291
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,370
Well, at least
they can't get in here.
292
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:00,763
[RATTLING]
293
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,026
Sweet mercy!
It's game over, man!
294
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,114
How can they
reach the knob?
295
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,333
They're evolving
by the minute.
296
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,729
Okay, we're safe now.
297
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,209
Which is exactly
what you say
298
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,776
in a horror movie
right before you die.
299
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,040
Wait. I have an idea.
300
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,695
The solution
to every problem is...
301
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,392
a costume.
302
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,133
Every problem?
What about pollution?
303
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:26,397
Hey, Bill,
would you not step on my moment? Thank you.
304
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,835
I have just
the wardrobe change to save the day.
305
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:34,144
Amazing. Now,
the chickens will think Parker's one of them.
306
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,929
Amazing! And then
I can sneak out of camp.
307
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,713
Amazing! You've both
lost your minds.
308
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,847
Why do you even
have this, Noah?
309
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,806
Let's just say
it wasn't Shakespeare, and leave it at that.
310
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,204
They said they're
escorting us off the ranch
311
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:53,163
and we're lucky
they're not deep-frying us in our boiling lake.
312
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,471
Today could not
possibly get any weirder.
313
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,603
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
314
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,823
Oh, look, a topper.
315
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:05,175
Yo, bawk, bawk.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
316
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,525
Bawk? Bawk, bawk?
317
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:11,007
Bawk. Bawk, bawk!
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,314
Parker, why are you
speaking chicken gibberish?
319
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,750
Noah gave me
this chicken costume.
320
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,491
I'm trying to make the best
of an impossible situation.
321
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,536
I mean... bawk?
322
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,538
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING][CLUCKS]
323
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,497
Parker, they
heard you! Run!
324
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,715
Oh, no,
my cover's blown!
325
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,717
Tell everyone
I died in regular clothes!
326
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,418
They're following him.
We're saved!
327
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:34,291
I mean,
Parker's doomed, but we're saved.
328
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,381
Where did Noah
even get that chicken costume?
329
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,297
Let's just say
it wasn't Shakespeare, and leave it at that.
330
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,609
Hey, y'all.
We're so happy to be here in Dusty Tush.
331
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,306
That's a phrase
I thought I'd never say.
332
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,222
Everyone,
please welcome
333
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,616
the most original
rhythmic gymnasts on the circuit.
334
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,313
They do all events at once.
335
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,402
We do what now?
336
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,230
Give it up for
Jean-Luc and Juliette.
337
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:03,016
[ALL CHEERING]
338
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,151
Well, this'll be fun.
339
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,152
Will it?
340
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,113
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
341
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,867
[SCREAMS]
342
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,572
Wow, this is a crime
against gymnastics.
343
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,879
This might even be
an actual crime.
344
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,271
Oh, my gosh,
are we accomplices?
345
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,466
I think we
pulled it off.
346
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,643
Nope.
347
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,384
Hi, Jean-Luc
and Juliette. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
348
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,648
Invisibility suit,
activate!
349
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,260
Worth a shot.
350
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,179
Wow, what a disaster.
351
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,615
Oui.
352
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,103
Great job to the real
Jean-Luc and Juliette.
353
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,148
What an unforgettable
performance.
354
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:35,021
Although not quite
as unforgettable as the last one.
355
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,633
That'll be burned
in my retinas forever.
356
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,764
Ready to do
our thing?
357
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,114
Let's go.
358
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,638
[FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
359
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,118
[CLUCKING IN THE DISTANCE]
360
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:49,687
Wait. Do you
hear clucking?
361
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:52,560
Yeah, and maybe
the word "revenge"?
362
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,129
Everyone!
The chickens are coming
363
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,521
and they can't be
reasoned with!
364
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,089
All we can hope for now
is their flightless mercy!
365
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,530
This is kinda fun.
Should we stay and watch?
366
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,315
[SQUAWKING]
367
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:10,795
Nope, let's go!
368
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,195
Well, that was a disaster.
369
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,024
Great. Now I have
nothing to wear
370
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,243
for my mom's
birthday.
371
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,723
Long story.
372
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,117
Why are the chickens
so mad anyway?
373
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,553
What did we
ever do to them?
374
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:30,815
I mean,
besides eating
375
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,122
all their friends
and family.
376
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,037
Parker,
I guess your big mayoral debut
377
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,865
will just have to wait
till the sewage plant opening.
378
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,476
But I know
that you're gonna kick things off with a splash.
379
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,043
[CHUCKLES] Nope,
I heard it. I'm sorry.
380
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,568
It's okay.
381
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,527
Maybe I'm just not
cut out to be mayoral.
382
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:50,009
You guys saw that
right away this morning when you were critiquing me.
383
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,359
Yeah, we messed up.
By trying to change you,
384
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,925
we took away what
makes you special.
385
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,449
P-Money doesn't
need fixing.
386
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,668
Yeah, P-Money
is the one who fixes things.
387
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,931
Like when you
got us all to the geyser in time to take a photo.
388
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,803
Uh, or yesterday
when you got us pizza
389
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,066
because Lou
tried to serve us scorpion pate for lunch.
390
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,546
Scorpions weren't even cooked.
391
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,590
She just mushed 'em up
into a ball
392
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,852
and then laid
crackers around them.
393
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,900
You're an amazing
activities director for the camp.
394
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,641
And as mayor,
you're gonna be
395
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,512
an amazing
activities director for Dusty Tush.
396
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,298
Ah. Thanks, guys.
397
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,344
You're right.
I'll fix this, too.
398
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:24,347
I'll just throw a make-up
gymnastics showcase, P-Money-style.
399
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,001
But didn't
the chickens take over the town?
400
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,176
Oh, no, I meant
right here at camp.
401
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,569
Dusty Tush is lost.
402
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,614
I saw a bunch of 'em storming
The Sword Emporium.
403
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:31,789
Keep your eyes peeled
404
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,487
for chickens
with tiny daggers.
405
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,577
Cool. Uh, [CHUCKLES]
if you guys need me,
406
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,796
I'll be in a hotel.
[CHUCKLES] In Colorado.
407
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,457
Destiny,
I'm so sorry.
408
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,372
Because of me,
the camp is a mess,
409
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,070
birds are attacking the town,
410
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,811
and we're no longer
the dominant species here.
411
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,640
Scout, it's okay.
412
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,989
You were only trying to help.
413
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,774
But despite
your best intentions,
414
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,036
if you don't have a plan,
415
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,820
you can make
things even worse.
416
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,039
[SIGHS] Like having to sign
417
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,997
an unconditional
surrender to a chicken?
418
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,696
Yuh-huh.
419
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,351
So, are you still willing
to help me put together a plan
420
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,961
for finding the chickens
a better home?
421
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,310
Of course I am.
422
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,920
But it won't be easy,
423
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,661
and it might
take a lot of time.
424
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:21,143
You can't expect a solution
to just walk through the door.
425
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:24,929
Well, after all that,
the guy didn't wanna buy the land.
426
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,540
[SIGHS] So I guess I'm just
gonna have to turn it into
427
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,324
a free-range pasture
for the chickens.
428
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,413
Or sometimes it does.
429
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,590
Yay! I don't know
what you're talking about, Destiny.
430
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,375
Activism is so easy.
431
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,725
What did I miss today?
432
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:38,813
BOTH: Nothing.
433
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,341
Hey, guys.
Can we talk?
434
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,300
Not right now.
435
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,128
We're drowning our sorrows
after blowing our chances
436
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,173
to hang out
with Katelyn Ohashi and Jordan Chiles.
437
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,479
You sure
about that?
438
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:53,828
Uh, yeah.
439
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:54,959
What's with
these two?
440
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,746
Jake, it's them.
441
00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:59,964
Sacre bleu!
442
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,620
We're so sorry
for lying to you.
443
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,231
And for posing
as French gymnasts.
444
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,016
And for ruining the showcase
and for everything else.
445
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,757
A blanket sorry,
if you will.
446
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,673
The only reason
we did that
447
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,762
was because you two
are our favorite athletes.
448
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:17,025
You're an inspiration to us
bouncy kids everywhere.
449
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,810
Aw, thanks.
450
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,072
You guys are really cool
451
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,726
when you're not
trying to be French.
452
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,859
Oh, I was trying
to be 50% spandex.
453
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,863
So, what are you
doing at the ranch?
454
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,691
Someone calling
himself Mayor P-Money
455
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,345
arranged for us to
finish our show here.
456
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,782
Oh, my gosh.
We're gonna get to see you perform after all.
457
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,087
But first,
you have to promise
458
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,219
never to sneak
backstage again.
459
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,699
We do meet and greets,
you know.
460
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,919
We promise.
461
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:45,227
So, do you think
we can get your autographs now?
462
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,924
Sure. You have
a piece of paper?
463
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,100
I have a better idea.
464
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,065
I can't believe
we got them to sign our foreheads.
465
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,415
I've been marked
by a legend.
466
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,591
If you thought
I was difficult to deal with before,
467
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:02,679
buckle up.
468
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:05,856
Congratulations,
Parker.
469
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,380
We knew you could
pull this off.
470
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,903
Couldn't have done it
without you.
471
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,774
All we did
was get in your head and make you doubt yourself.
472
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,428
True, you did make it
ten times harder.
473
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,257
Now, get out there
and do you.
474
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,655
Yo, brosephs
and brositas of D-Tush!
475
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,439
First off, major apologies
476
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,485
from your mayor for that
chicken sitch earlier.
477
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,270
But I promise,
when things go sideways,
478
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,446
I will always do my best
to fix them.
479
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,926
In style.
480
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,842
[FABRIC RIPPING][CROWD GASPS]
481
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,974
[GASPS] Well,
that went sideways. [CHUCKLES]
482
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,281
But I'm fixing it
by bringing out
483
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,457
two of the greatest gymnasts
of all-time.
484
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:45,896
Show some love
for Jordan Chiles and Katelyn Ohashi!
485
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,159
[CROWD CHEERING]
486
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:54,601
[FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
487
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,871
[WINNIE WHOOPS]
488
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:04,018
That was amazing!
489
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,367
Totally!
490
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,064
But I feel like
it's basically what we did.
491
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,109
I know, right.
492
00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,113
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
493
00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:16,713
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