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Hey, The Marshal.
What brings you to our ranch?
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Just doing a little
light trespassing?
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Hey, I used to
own this ranch.
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I can come back here
whenever I want.
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For the record,
I also retained outhouse rights.
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I'm just puttin' up
some flyers
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because the town
is lookin' for a new mayor.
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Yeah, R.I.P,
Mayor Smith.
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If you're
gonna play checkers against a grizzly bear,
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always let him win.
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Wait. Why aren't you
runnin' for mayor?
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Well, I hate to admit this
knowin' how y'all see me
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as a highly respected
pillar of the community.
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You're still
talkin' to us, right?
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But decades ago,
when I was the mayor,
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well, the town entrusted me
with the key to the city.
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I wanted to keep it safe,
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so I hid it
in a very special place.
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Where?
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No idea.
That's why I'm tellin' this story.
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You think
I spew exposition just for giggles?
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Anyway, the town
was pretty miffed that I lost the key,
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and barred me
from ever bein' mayor again.
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Well, then
I should be mayor!
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I've got some
next-level ideas
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that could
totally fix this town.
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What do you mean fix?
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How many other towns have
a Grizzly Bear Checkers Club?
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A number
that is shrinking by the day.
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There's a lot
this town needs.
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I mean, you can only
get medical care half the time
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because the town doctor's
also the plumber.
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It's not ideal,
but it's super cute
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when he puts
those little bandages on the pipes.
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So how do I run?
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It's just like
walking but faster.
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That's on me.
Should've been more specific.
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No one runs for mayor.
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Whoever wants
the job just shows up on Main Street at noon,
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has to be
the first one to yell, "Dibs!"
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Great! I'll be there.
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Oh, "run".
Man, words are crazy.
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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I'm super excited
to be in your play, Noah.
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But why are
the script pages red?
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Because red paper
can't be photocopied.
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This play's got
lots of twists and turns,
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and I don't want
any spoilers getting out.
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According to my grandma,
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I'm the next
M. Night Shyamalan's
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less-talented cousin.
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Man, I love
your savage grandma.
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I also deleted
the original file
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so hackers can't get to it.
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It's much safer this way
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since my computer password
is "password."
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Aw, man. Now I'm gonna
have to change it to "password one."
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[BLEATS]
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[CHUCKLES]
Ha! I know.
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He probably doesn't even
two-factor authenticate.
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Uh, Scout?
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Does Nibbles
have to be here? I don't trust him.
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And that's coming
from a very untrustworthy person.
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[SIGHS] He's trying
to be better about not eating people.
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And Nibbles loves theater.
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I know, he's a demonic,
man-eating goat.
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But art can change people.
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The other day, he chewed
through the zip line.
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And there was
a kid on it.
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He didn't know that.
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[BLEATS]
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Okay, he knew that.
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Uh, Noah?
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I don't think I can do
this part you assigned me.
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Of course, you can!
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You're perfect
for the ingenue lead
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in my latest opus,
The Spy Who Loved to Spy.
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But my character has to cry
at the end of the play.
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I can't cry on command.
Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
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No one will laugh at you.
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[CRIES STRANGELY]
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[LAUGHING] Okay.
You may have a point.
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But as a master thespian,
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I can teach you
how to cry on cue.
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And if I can't,
no worries.
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It's just a workshop piece.
No one will see it, anyways.
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Actually, Lou invited
the whole town to come see your play.
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The whole town?
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Man, your
savage grandma's gonna tear you apart.
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Uh... You know what?
Uh, let's take lunch, people.
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And turn in your scripts.
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I'm keeping them safe
between rehearsals.
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The press would kill
to get their hands on this masterpiece.
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[BLEATS]
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Really? I think
it's a healthy level of self-esteem.
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Destiny! You'll never
guess what I found in the outhouse!
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Oh, I think I can.
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No, you don't understand!
It came from the Buttocks, and I took a picture!
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Oh! What
is wrong with you?
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Look! It's a riddle
carved on the wall.
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I think it's another clue.
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Maybe the Buttock Brothers
hid more treasure?
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No way. I'm not
doing this again.
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We spent all last summer
searching for treasure,
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only to find out
it was cursed,
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and we had to return
everything we bought with it.
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Oh, please
just look at the clue.
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I really think
this is another nugget straight from the Buttocks.
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Okay. From now on,
let's agree
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to only refer to them
as the Buttock Brothers.
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Destiny, who knows,
this treasure might not be cursed.
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There's gold out there.
I can feel it.
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Plus, remember
all the fun we had last summer?
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Ah. I remember it fondly.
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Getting trapped
in a safe,
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getting attacked
by Nibbles,
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waiting for an alpaca
to drop a deuce.
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Magical times.
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It's okay if you don't think
you can figure out the clue.
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I never said I couldn't.Then prove it.
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Darn you for appealing
to my insatiable competitive spirit. I'm in!
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Yes! Okay,
here's the clue.
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"If you want the gold
that unlocks it right,
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"find 88 that are
black and white."
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What does
"unlocks it right" mean?
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Unlocks... Locks...
Locks need keys...
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Wait! That's it. Keys!
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A piano has 88
black and white keys!
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Ha! I did it,
I'm great. Tell everyone!
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[GRUNTS AND GASPS]
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There's words on it.
It's another clue! There is a treasure!
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Let's go find some gold!
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Wait, before we do this,
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shouldn't we tell Lou?
It is her camp.
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Right.
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Hey, Lou.
Guess what?
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We may have
found a lead
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on some new
not-cursed treasure.
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Uh-huh?
Okay. Got it.
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What did she say?
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She said, "If it exists,
you two find it,
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"spend some of it,
and if you don't die, give me a cut."
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That woman
is management goals.
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Jake, I need your opinion.
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Does this outfit scream
"Benevolent Overlord?"
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For me, it screams,
"Guy Who Doesn't Know Where He Is."
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I just need the right clothes
for when I yell "dibs" and become elected mayor.
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I have so many
great ideas to help the town.
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Oh, cool.
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I have some
great ideas too.
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Like, the new town currency
should be pizza toppings.
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"How much for
this pair of socks, sir?"
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"That will be
3.5 mushrooms, please."
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No offense, Jake, but, uh,
I'll take care of the ideas.
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You're right.
I was way off.
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Socks would only cost
a couple of bell peppers.
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Being mayor
is serious business.
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Hence, the top hat.
And the air of superiority.
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And you think
my ideas are silly?
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No! I'm just saying
there's a reason
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I'm the one wearing
the pretentious monocle.
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Yeah, this is really
damaging my eyesight.
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Hey, Winnie.
Ready for your crying lessons?
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I actually think
I figured it out.
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I skipped lunch
to practice.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[CRIES STRANGELY]
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How was that?
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It was sad,
I'll give you that.
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Uh, little tip, whenever
I need to cry for a scene,
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I pluck a nose hair
right before the camera starts.
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The pain makes
my eyes water.
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Aw, that's cute.
You think I can feel pain.
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Okay. Nibbles and me
are ready for rehearsal.
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[BLEATS]
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Fine. Nibbles and I.
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You could let
a few go, you know.
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Scout, can you
please grab the scripts from Coyote Cabin?
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Sure. Hold my goat.
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Okay, I have
another idea.
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Let's try
making you sad.
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It's July Fourth.
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How is that sad?
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It's the explodiest day
of the year!
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Because you don't
have any fireworks!
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Uh-oh.
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What?
Because I already blew them up, right?
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Tell me I already
blew them up, Noah!
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I wish I could,
but the truth is
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they were confiscated!
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No! By who?
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Okay, now I'm
getting emotional!
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I will have
my revenge! [SOBS]
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Oh, no. Revenge
makes me happy. I lost it.
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[PANTING] Guys.
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Someone destroyed
all of Noah's scripts!
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Also, it smells like
a big armpit in there, but I think that's unrelated.
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My scripts?
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It's okay,
you can make more.
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No, I can't! I deleted
the original file from my laptop!
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I've been
undone by my own security measures!
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[CRIES BADLY] No,
still can't do it.
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Let's get this show
on the road.
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Noon is my
water aerobics time,
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and I gotta
get there early.
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It takes me a long time
to get in the pool.
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I'm a delicate flower
about cold water.
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So who wants
to be our new mayor?
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BOTH: Dibs!
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Bro, what are you doing?
You know I wanna be mayor.
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And so do I.
It's on my bucket list,
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right under
finally finding a Waldo.
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Ooh! Drama!
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Finally,
some tea to spill at water aerobics.
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I can't believe someone
destroyed all of my scripts!
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I hand-painted
every one of those pages!
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You know they make
red paper, right?
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Does it look like
I'm in the mood for notes?
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Wait a minute!
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Are these teeth marks?
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It appears the scripts
have been Nibbled!
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[GASPS] No way!
It couldn't have been Nibbles.
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He doesn't even like paper!
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[BLEATS]
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I know you like paper,
but you might wanna bleat the fifth on this one!
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I think
I can speak for everyone
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when I say Nibbles
has been a problem ever since he showed up.
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[BLEATS]
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He says you can't
end a sentence with a preposition.
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I said I'm not
in the mood for notes!
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What is this,
dinner with Grandma?
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Well, I know he's innocent.
I'm going to clear Nibbles' good name!
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Come on, buddy.
I'm gonna get you a treat to make you feel better.
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[BLEATS]
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No, you can't
have a camper. Read the room!
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Okay. These clues
have taken us all over the ranch.
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We must be getting close.
I can almost feel the crown on my head.
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It'll be my 39th one
but who's counting? Me.
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Here's the latest clue.
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"Finding what you desire
should not be a battle.
243
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,463
"You'll find
the next clue
244
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,943
"where you get off
your saddle."
245
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,118
Ooh. I know, I know.
246
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,946
[GASPS]
The hitching post!
247
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:47,081
Oh, I was gonna say,
"inside a horse." But let's go with your thing.
248
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,737
This is where cowboys
would tie their horses.
249
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,608
Oh! I think
there's something carved in the wood.
250
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,827
[GASPS] There is!
251
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,003
"For the final clue,
'X' marks the spot.
252
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,745
"What you seek hides
where it always gets hot."
253
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,921
Maybe the lava tubes
where the Pee-Wee-Wakas play hide-and-seek,
254
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:04,141
which we should definitely
tell someone about, but we're doin' our own thing?
255
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,318
No, I bet it's
in the boiler room!
256
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,886
But wouldn't the boiler room
have been built after the Buttock Brothers?
257
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,627
These clues are nearly
100 years old.
258
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,977
Yeah. So is the boiler.
And according to Jake,
259
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,632
it would cost
6,000 pepperonis to buy a new one.
260
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,156
Huh?
261
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:25,206
All right,
since these two both said "dibs" at the same time,
262
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,904
we're gonna have
a bona fide election.
263
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:31,778
According to the town bylaws,
the candidates will say stuff.
264
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,431
Then y'all choose
who you like,
265
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:36,043
and drop your
ballot in this box.
266
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,566
Huh. Thought
it'd be weirder.
267
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,916
Then kick your choice
in the shin.
268
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,483
Ah, there it is.
269
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,833
Do we have
to do that part?
270
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,095
What, the ballots?
271
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,402
I suppose we can
just do the shin-kickings,
272
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,360
but I like to
have a paper record.
273
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:53,930
People of Dusty Tush,
as mayor of this fine town,
274
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,106
I will replace our
slow Pony Express
275
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,936
with actual,
and much faster mail trucks.
276
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,678
And put poor
Pony Danza out of a job?
277
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:07,291
You know how
he spirals when he has too much free time!
278
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:10,599
For my first act as mayor,
I would make it illegal
279
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,384
to eat a peanut butter
sandwich without jelly.
280
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,082
[CROWD MURMURS IN AGREEMENT]He's right!
281
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,388
Without the jelly,
it's just too dry!
282
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,304
I don't trust a sandwich
that doesn't jiggle a little.
283
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,177
His platform
is just moist sandwiches!
284
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,570
What, how
is this happening?
285
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,530
I also think
we should get rid of all handkerchiefs!
286
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,445
They're gross.
You sneeze into them,
287
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,186
then put them
back in your pocket!
288
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:36,407
I don't really know
what sanitary means, but I know it's not that!
289
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:42,457
He's right.
These things are just glorified booger towels!
290
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,766
Vote for me,
and you can kick me in the shin!
291
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,419
Now you're
just panderin'.
292
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,340
Wow, it's hot in here.
293
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,777
Just roll up
your sleeves.
294
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:01,345
In front of a lady?
What am I, delivering a calf?
295
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,956
Let's spread out
and look for the treasure.
296
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,132
The clue said,
"X marks the spot."
297
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,966
What am I doing?
This is just a glorified booger towel.
298
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,098
Are you sweating
as much as I am?
299
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,622
First of all,
it's called glistening.
300
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,103
And yes, right now
I'm glistening like a hog.
301
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,671
We should open the door.
302
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,155
Uh-oh.
303
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:32,376
What uh-oh? No uh-oh's!
It's too hot for uh-oh's!
304
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,683
I think you can
only open this from the outside.
305
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,119
We're trapped!
306
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,078
Okay, now
I'm sweating.
307
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,999
Nibbles and I
would like to thank everyone for coming today.
308
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,391
[BLEATS]
309
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,785
Yeah. Everyone except Dylan.
310
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,486
I personally interrogated
every animal in the barn,
311
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,837
and they confirmed
that Nibbles was with them
312
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,100
all through lunch
when the scripts were destroyed.
313
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,450
This proves
Nibbles is innocent.
314
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,321
Wow. You're good.
315
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:07,890
Do you ever take on
"impersonating an officer of the court" cases?
316
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,457
Asking for a friend.
317
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,243
Whoever destroyed
Noah's script
318
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:16,507
had to get
into Coyote Cabin without being seen.
319
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,727
And everyone
was together during lunch.
320
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,904
Except for one person.
321
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,906
The same person
who's been trying
322
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,909
to get out of doing
this play all day.
323
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,693
Oh, man.
Just like me.
324
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,739
Wait.
325
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,047
Winnie Weber,
where were you at lunch?
326
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,223
Down by the lake,
avoiding the weasel chili!
327
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,965
Where we all
should've been.
328
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,055
I didn't do it.
You have to believe me!
329
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,535
You all believe me,
don't you?
330
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:50,193
We get it,
you love your new magic marker, Dylan!
331
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,153
Scout, are you sure
it was Winnie?
332
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,069
The question
you should be asking
333
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,940
is why does
she have a piece of red paper
334
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,637
sticking out
of her sleeve?
335
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,812
[BLEATS]
336
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,379
He says, "J'accuse!"
337
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,385
A flurry of votes came in
338
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,300
after Parker
pitched his idea
339
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:13,347
of installing
indoor plumbing in Town Hall.
340
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,871
Which is gonna save
a ton of money on buckets.
341
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,396
Anyways,
the results are...
342
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,269
It's a tie!
343
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,054
Maybe you guys
didn't understand.
344
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,535
Moist sandwiches.
345
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,582
This is all
new territory for us Tushians.
346
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,585
We'll need to consult
the city bylaws again.
347
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,632
Okay. Let's see here.
348
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:41,288
Ah. "Fines for Speedin'
in a Covered Wagon"
349
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:45,292
"What To Do When
Your Neighbor Is A Witch" "Leech Rights."
350
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,948
Why do I wanna be mayor
of this town again?
351
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,689
Ah-ha! "Election Ties!"
352
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,952
Well, according to this,
353
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,693
Parker and Jake
are gonna need to search
354
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,173
for the official
mayor's badge.
355
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,784
Whoever finds it first,
gets to be mayor.
356
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,047
Ooh, like
a scavenger hunt.
357
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,310
Close. Uh, we're gonna
bury it in hog slop,
358
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,616
and the two of you
are gonna root around for it.
359
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,835
How is that close?
360
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,228
It's not!
361
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,408
Help!
Somebody help us!
362
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,975
[BOTH SIGH]
363
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,802
I can't believe
we're going to die in a boiler room!
364
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,196
Me neither! I mean,
it's slightly more believable
365
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:24,157
than a bank vault hidden
in a video store, but still!
366
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,595
Hey, Destiny,
take a look at this handwheel.
367
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:28,857
It's not connected
to any pipe.
368
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,990
And the middle
of it looks like...
369
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,295
BOTH: An "X!"
370
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,949
[GASPS]
371
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,385
[GRUNTS]
372
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,996
[EXCLAIMS]
373
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,086
We did it!
We found the treasure!
374
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,697
Fantastic! Which means
the person finding our corpses
375
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,786
is going to have
so much money.
376
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,050
It's, uh, it's definitely
getting warmer in here.
377
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,834
[SIGHS] It's this
stupid thing.
378
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,532
How come it can
heat this room
379
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,664
but I'm still taking
icy-cold showers?
380
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,797
[THUMPS][HISSES]
381
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,799
You made it angry!
382
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,061
Well, what do you
want from me?
383
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,281
I'm a cowboy,
not a doctor-plumber!
384
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,978
BOTH: Help!
385
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,025
[LOU GASPS]Lou, thank goodness!
386
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,766
I knew it!
When I hadn't heard from you two in a while,
387
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,726
I started to wonder
if you'd found the treasure and decided to cut me out.
388
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,120
No, we just found it!
I wouldn't lie to you.
389
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:17,340
Then why are you
glistening like a guilty hog?
390
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,081
We're in
a boiler room.
391
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,214
Valid point, sustained.
392
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,130
[RUMBLES]
393
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,828
Okay, exiting
the basement of death now!
394
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,266
Huh. Maybe
that thing's the reason
395
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,963
I'm still taking
icy-cold showers.
396
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,356
[RUMBLES]
397
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:41,799
Okay, everyone.
I just finished a thorough interrogation of Winnie.
398
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,106
She's tiny,
but terrifying.
399
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,588
The evidence
is overwhelming.
400
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,459
Winnie Weber
is guilty!
401
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:53,115
[GASPS] No matter
how many times you hear it, you never get used to it.
402
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,162
Time for your
punishment.
403
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,120
Punishment?
Uh, you mean, the usual
404
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,644
Winnie slap-on-the-wrist
of limited chainsaw time?
405
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,039
No. For destroying
your masterpiece,
406
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,520
her punishment
is much worse.
407
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:10,350
How would you like it
if we destroyed all of your fireworks?
408
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,830
Setting off that many
fireworks at once?
409
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,136
I'd love it!
410
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,312
But I'm not sure
I'm ready to peak this young.
411
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,793
Not so fast!
412
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,708
We're going
to destroy your fireworks
413
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,231
by dumping
water on them!
414
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,624
No! My babies!
415
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,973
They'll never
get to see July!
416
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,454
Please!
Please don't.
417
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,152
Are you crying?
418
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,981
Yes! They have a lifetime
of destruction ahead of them they'll never get to see!
419
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,723
Finish them!No!
420
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,899
Stop! I can't take it.
421
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,770
Winnie is innocent!
422
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,076
I ripped up my own play.
423
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,295
[ALL EXCLAIM]
424
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,862
[BLEATS]
425
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,734
She says, "What?"
426
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,130
When Lou said the whole town
was gonna see my play,
427
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,653
I got really scared.
428
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,307
I didn't wanna
disappoint anyone.
429
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,484
So, you tore up
the scripts and framed Nibbles?
430
00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:00,182
I needed a scapegoat.
Emphasis on "goat."
431
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,664
Save it for the script, Noah.
432
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,623
But there were
actual teeth marks on the scripts.
433
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,495
When I commit,
I commit!
434
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,150
Winnie, I am so sorry.
435
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,629
Can you forgive me?
436
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,415
[SIGHS]
437
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,069
And the student
becomes the master.
438
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,770
Wait, those
were fake tears?
439
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,946
You were just
acting the whole time?
440
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,774
When I was
interrogating Winnie,
441
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,210
I realized
the paper in her sleeve
442
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,212
was just from
her fireworks.
443
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,214
So, I came up
with a plan.
444
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,650
To get someone
to confess,
445
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,218
I cried using
the motivation technique you taught me.
446
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,352
But this time,
I put all the thoughts of revenge out of my mind.
447
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,224
Which is really hard.
I think about revenge a lot.
448
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:46,010
Wow, I am
an amazing teacher.
449
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,230
I gotta charge more
for my trainin' videos.
450
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,146
I'm sorry that
all the scripts are gone.
451
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,017
But now that
I know how to cry,
452
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,454
I'd love
to do your play.
453
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,064
You would?
454
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,545
Yeah. The Spy
Who Loved to Spy was really good.
455
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,068
Well, except
the title.
456
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,245
Thanks, guys.
Well, luckily,
457
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,769
I kept a backup file
of the play on my thumb drive.
458
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:06,857
I could never completely
459
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,381
deprive this world
of my genius.
460
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,385
Wait. Where's my genius?
461
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,735
[BLEATS]
462
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,346
So, that he ate.
463
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:22,395
Yes, I started a sentence
with a conjunction. Just let me live!
464
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,792
Ladies and Gentlemen!
465
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,751
We will now determine
which of these two
466
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,753
esteemed,
distinguished candidates
467
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,972
will be the next
leader of our town.
468
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,282
Well, well, well.
469
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,458
Look who's
makin' this work.
470
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,373
Jake, if you
just concede now,
471
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,114
we won't have
to go through with this.
472
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,768
Then my parents
might finally write something nice about me
473
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,204
in the family newsletter.
474
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,425
I just wanna be
taken seriously! Oink, oink!
475
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,645
Now you know
how it feels!
476
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,777
What? What
does that mean?
477
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,344
Time to pick our mayor.
478
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:02,217
Piggies, take your places,
and find that mayor's badge!
479
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:12,358
[CHUCKLES]
Ready, set, soo-ie!
480
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,143
Ugh, this is almost
as bad as the weasel chili.
481
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,276
Ugh.
482
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,582
Oh look,
an ear of corn.
483
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,889
Maybe this
will listen to me!
484
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,847
Jake, what are
you talking about?
485
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,675
You didn't listen
to my ideas earlier.
486
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,764
Adults never
listen to my ideas.
487
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:33,074
Ooh. The slop
and the relationships are getting messy.
488
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,989
Did you run
just to prove a point?
489
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,034
Yes. And now
I'm gonna be mayor,
490
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,514
and the entire town
is gonna listen
491
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:41,952
to what this
little piggy has to say! Oink, oink, ha!
492
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,260
You're right, Jake.
I'm sorry.
493
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,957
I hate when my parents
don't listen to me,
494
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:50,309
and so I promise
from now on, I'll listen to you.
495
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,355
Thanks, Parker.
That's all I really wanted.
496
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,096
And it's clear you have
your finger on the pulse
497
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:56,489
of what the average
Tushian wants.
498
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:59,492
So, if you find the badge,
you'll make a great mayor.
499
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:00,971
That's really
nice to hear.
500
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,322
But you know who would
make the best mayor?
501
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,802
You.
502
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,717
The badge!
When did you find it?
503
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:11,417
Just now. Right under
what I hope is a hotdog but think is a finger.
504
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,333
Thanks, Jake.
505
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,989
I'm the mayor, everybody!
I got the badge![ALL CHEERING]
506
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:22,428
Aw, man.
I was rootin' for the little one.
507
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,560
Ah! And there's
a finger on it![GASPS]
508
00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:27,215
Oh. Just mine.
Phew!
509
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,787
This is
a much smaller box than I was hopin' for.
510
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:37,094
I may not be able
to afford that 40-foot yacht I've had my eye on.
511
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,835
"The Deep Lou Sea."
512
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:41,185
No. "The Dock-hauser."
513
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:43,231
Yes. That feels right.
514
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,936
A key?
515
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:55,112
If that's the metaphorical key
to someone's heart, I'm gonna lose it.
516
00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:58,551
Hey, that's
the key to the city!
517
00:22:58,594 --> 00:22:59,856
Where'd
you find it?
518
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,205
It was hidden
in the boiler room
519
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,990
at the end of a long
series of clues.
520
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:07,081
Oh, right! That's how
I hide important things so no one can find them.
521
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:10,780
You hide your valuables
at the end of very elaborate treasure hunts?
522
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,869
Of course.
That way they're safe.
523
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:16,569
I'm pretty sure
my birth certificate is buried on a beach in the Philippines.
524
00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:21,051
Hey. Now that
I've got the key back, I can be mayor!
525
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:24,490
Not so fast.
I'm the mayor of Dusty Tush now.
526
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:25,665
I'm sorry, what?
527
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,883
You're the mayor?
528
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,798
Sure am.
529
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,627
In that case,
you're gonna do something about handkerchiefs, right?
530
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,632
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