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Look, everyone,
I know this heat wave is intense,
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but we can't
let it get us down.
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So, who wants to join me
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on the Great Lawn
for a game of horseshoes?
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[ALL GROANING]
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Well, thank you
for not throwing horseshoes, I guess.
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Geez, this heat wave
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is making
everyone so cranky.
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Not to mention sweaty.
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In the battle
of antiperspirant
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versus hordes
of teenagers, we all lose.
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Well, I'm gonna
go cool off in the walk-in fridge
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next to the boxes
of "I Can't Believe It's Not Ham."
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Wait, if it's not ham,
then what was in my Denver omelet?
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Not ham.
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There you
go, Scout.
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And there
you go, Jake.
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Why, thank you.
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Who says
we have to compete against each other
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just because
we're on opposite teams?
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BILL AND WINNIE:
Literally everyone!
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Come on, Scout,
I wanna win.
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But I just wanna
make memories with my new friends.
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I wouldn't even mind
if we stopped keeping score.
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[GASPS] Wow.
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You think
you know someone
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and then they say
something like that.
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Go for
the goal, Jake.
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This is
for the pride of Coyote Cabin.
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And I am proud.
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Of my good manners.
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Ugh, it's so hot.
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Yeah, so why are you
wearing a jacket?
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Parker,
people hold me to a high standard.
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I'm the camp's
best dressed counselor.
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Sorry, [CHUCKLES]
did someone say,
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"Camp's best
dressed counselor?"
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Because here I am.
Drink it in.
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You really think
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you're the camp's
best dressed counselor?
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I've been
serving looks at this place
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since before you ate
your first crow s'more.
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Yeah, and all those looks
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have been
in the same color palette.
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Take a risk, girl.
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Uh, you can't seriously think
you're better dressed than me.
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I see neither sequins
nor sparkles.
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You might as well be
wearing [GAGS] sweatpants
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with a [GAGS]
plain white shirt.
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Oh, who
even cares about being
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the camp's
best dressed counselor?
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It's all
I care about.I do.
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What about
the safety and well-being
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of the children
you're in charge of?
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[LAUGHS]
Good one, Parker.[LAUGHS]
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I couldn't even keep
a straight face as I said it.
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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I wonder why
Lou wanted us all to meet here.
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I hope it's not
for another
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"we have to
start rationing toilet paper" speech.
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Eh, that's why
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people invented socks.
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Oh.
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I see you've changed
into formal wear.
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Of course.
It's after breakfast.
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I'm not a toddler.
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I notice you
changed, too.
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Oh, [CHUCKLES] this?
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Didn't even
look in the mirror.
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Just threw it on
effortlessly like...
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An effortless person.
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Well, it seems we're
at an impasse.[CHUCKLES]
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BOTH: I'm gonna go change.
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I'm telling you,
this is not a good idea.
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It's so hot.
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Just ask the chickens.
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Oh wait, you can't.
They're all roasted!
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Parker, relax.
I'm the camp director,
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I know what I'm doing.
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[WHISTLES]
Ow. [LISPS] My lipth.
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[LISPING] The metal
ith too hot.
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Parker,
you tell them.
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All right,
listen up, everyone.
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Against my
better judgment,
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Lou has decided that
you'll all be participating in a camp-wide competition
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of "Kiki-gotcha."
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[GASPS] Another game?
Jake, I hope you win.
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And I hope you win.
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And I hope neither of them
are on our team.
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All right, the game
will be cabin versus cabin,
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everyone gets a belt
with a flag on it,
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and the goal
is to take the flags of all the competing cabins.
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Once you lose your flag,
you're out of the game,
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and the last person
with a flag on their belt
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will win for
their whole cabin,
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so who's ready
to steal some flags?
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Way to sell it.
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You're going to
make us run around in this heat?
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This is not hijinks weather.
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Yeah, I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I'd rather [GAGS]
read quietly.
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I think you all
will change your mind
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when you find out
what the prize is.
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The winning cabin gets
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an air conditioning unit.
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ALL: [CHANTING]
Lou! Lou! Lou!
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Lou, I do not think
you should go through with this game.
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Heat makes people
do crazy things.[CHANTING CONTINUES]
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One time
in Canada it got up to 30 degrees Celsius
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and everyone
stopped saying "Thank you."
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I'm sorry,
I didn't hear anything you said
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once the "Lou" chant
started. [CHUCKLES]
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Louder at the back,
I can't hear you.
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Me! Me! Me!
Me! Me! Me!Lou! Lou! Lou! Lou! Lou!
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We are so gonna
crush this game.
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Now, make sure your
flag-belt is on tight, okay?
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[CHUCKLES] Look,
it's like I have a tail.
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Man, I wish we hadn't
evolved out of these.
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Come on, focus
on winning that AC.
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You need to be
more competitive.
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No more polite,
foosball-playing Scout.
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Everyone at camp
is now your enemy.
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But I'm finally
making human friends
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instead of just animal ones.
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And this is what
human friends do.
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We try to destroy
each other,
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then brag about our victory
for social capital. Got it?
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I can tell you want me
to say yes,
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and I'm a people pleaser
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so let's go destroy
our best friends?
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Attagirl! Who says
I'm a bad influence?
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Everyone.Rhetorical question.
Let's go.
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Okay, why don't you
practice stealing my flag?
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I wanna make sure
you're ready for the game.
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Oh, I'm ready.
Watch this.
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Bill, may I pretty please
have your flag?
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Jake, you gotta be tougher.
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Oh, sorry.
[CHUCKLES]
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Bill, may I pretty please
have your flag?
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This is a competition.
Don't say "please."
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What? Next you'll say
I can't send
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handwritten
thank-you notes after the game.
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Where does it end, Bill?
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We need to win that AC.
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It's so hot,
I'm considering wearing shorts
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and you know
the only calves
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I like showing off
are baby cows.
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Sorry, I don't wanna
let you down,
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but I'm just
not that competitive.
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It's true.
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You're only competitive
when you're gaming.
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That's it.
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Maybe you should
try thinking
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about Kiki-gotcha
like a video game.
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Okay, I can do that.
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I'll go get my
bathroom bucket. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, Whoa, whoa.
[CHUCKLES]
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Let's step out this
analogy a bit more.
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I still think
you should listen to me and cancel the game.
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Parker, I would
listen to you more
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if you disagreed with me less.
Please, work on that.
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Besides, I can't
cancel the game now.
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Everyone's too excited
about winning an AC unit.
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Are they? Destiny
and Noah look like
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they're about
to kill each other.
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They're just
super into the game.
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Right, guys?
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Fashion isn't a game, Lou.
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Seriously.
We're surrounded by unkempt trash muffins.
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Except for you,
Lady Who Signs My Paychecks.
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Okay, everybody,
Kiki-gotcha starts when I blow my whistle.
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
Ow. [LISPS] I forgot how hot thith ith.
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[LISPING] Just thart playing.
Parker, get me thome ithe.
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Hey, you,
give me your flag.
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No, give me your flag.
And then tell us whose outfit you like the best.
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[LAUGHS]
Come on, Scout.
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Show no mercy!
In the name of friendship.
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Still friends?
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Wait, I'm so sorry,
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I'm new
to human interaction!
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Jake? What
happened to treating
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this competition
like a video game?
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That's what I'm doing.
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I just can't figure out
how to hit pause.
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Not so fast.
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I can stand here all day.
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As can I.
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Hey, I guess
I did figure out how to hit pause.
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Well, Weber,
it looks like
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there's only one way
for this to end.
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Both of us done for.
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It's been an honor
competing against you, Pickett.
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See you
on the other side... of the lake.
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It's where
all the losers
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are meeting up
until the game is over.
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One... Two...
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Stop!
You guys are friends,
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you can't turn on
each other like this.
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Well, if I can't win,
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I'm not letting
Bill win either.
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What if
we could all win?
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What if our cabins
formed an alliance
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to take out
the rest of the camp?
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BOTH: Tell us more.
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Bill, you said I should
think of this competition like a video game.
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And in gaming,
the bigger the squad
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the better the chance
of winning.
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Our cabins
could share the prize.
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I'll let go
if she does.
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Fine.
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Yay, alliance.
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What should
we call ourselves?
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The Coyotangs!The Bill-Jake-Noah-Winnie-
Scout-Destiny Team.
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Uh, yeah,
what she said.
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This is actually
a great idea, Jake.
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Together,
the six of us can't be stopped.
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Wait, where are
Destiny and Noah?
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Okay, the four of us
can't be stopped.
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Let's go.
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Hurry up, Parker.
I need your help
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carrying this AC unit
back to the Great Lawn.
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I hate this metal shop.
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It's always infested
with spiders.
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I don't see
any today though.
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Now you know
what's in the "Not Ham."
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Really? Spiders?
Why can't we just eat good,
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old-fashioned
peanut butter and jelly?
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Actually,
the jelly is...I don't wanna know!
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Hang on,
where's the AC unit?
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I know I stored it in here.
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Well, that family of raccoons
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did steal our
antique butter churner.
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So, maybe
they took our AC too?
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[GASPS] They're
getting stronger.
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We need to keep an eye
on our smaller campers.
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Now you have to
cancel the game.
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The whole camp
is turning on each other for a non-existent prize.
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Or we can just build
a new air conditioner.
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I'm sure we have all
the parts right here.
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Fine. You start building,
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I'll be on the lookout
for any super-jacked raccoons.
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You see one you're gonna hide
behind a rock, aren't you?
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Or a small camper.
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00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,924
[SIGHS] The game's
getting intense.
247
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,361
How are you two
doin' out there?
248
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,364
Well enough to turn
my victories into a necklace.
249
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,105
Bloodlust
is a girl's best friend.
250
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,065
Cool. My best friend
is Bill.
251
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,460
I'm killing it too.
How many flags did you get, Jake?
252
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,288
None. But I plan
to send some
253
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,160
strongly-worded
emails this afternoon.
254
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,033
Here, to help you get
in the competitive spirit,
255
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,295
Winnie offered
to make you something.
256
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,645
Ooh, is it
a pumpkin pie?
257
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,907
Why would it
be pumpkin pie?
258
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,038
We don't even
have real ham here.
259
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:53,696
Done. These are Weber-original
augmented reality goggles.
260
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,351
They'll make the world
look like a video game called The Eliminator.
261
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,570
And help you
get into gamer-mode.
262
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:02,444
Winnie, didn't Destiny
say you aren't allowed to play with power tools?
263
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,533
These are unprecedented
times, Scout.
264
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,666
And I'm sure
Destiny would agree. Don't tell her.
265
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:15,457
Thanks, Winnie.
266
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,289
JAKE: Whoa,
everyone's a robot.
267
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,422
Die, robot scum!
268
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,468
Your flags are mine!
269
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:29,471
Tonight I'll be
eating pumpkin pie from your skulls!
270
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,694
Wow. The Coyotangs
might actually win this thing.
271
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,609
Not until
we fix that.
272
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,481
[CHUCKLES] Whoa!
273
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,135
I see why dogs
throw up so much.
274
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,660
I know how
to get through to her.
275
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,618
Hey, Scout.
Can I talk to you?
276
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:47,794
Ooh, are we
sharing secrets?
277
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,144
I'll go first.
278
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,669
The ham here
isn't ham.
279
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,979
Listen,
this Kiki-gotcha game isn't just a competition,
280
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,676
it's survival
of the fittest.
281
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,547
Like in the animal kingdom?
282
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,593
Exactly.
And to help us win,
283
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,465
you need to act
like the most ferocious animal in the wild.
284
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,033
Like the mockingbird?
It can be quite territorial.
285
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,993
Think bigger.
Think teeth.
286
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:17,998
So, like,
a mountain lion?
287
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,521
Yes, good,
be a mountain lion.
288
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,044
Come on,
give us a roar.
289
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,698
Actually, mountain lions
don't roar.
290
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,526
It's more like
a screech.
291
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,919
Really?
How's that scary?
292
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,399
[SCREECHES LOUDLY]
293
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,055
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
That's how.
294
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,451
Are you noobs gonna
sit around all day,
295
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,583
or are we gonna set
a new high score?
296
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,021
[IMITATING SCHWARZENEGGER]
Come with me if you want a bunch of flags.
297
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,372
[GROWLS]
298
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,553
[LAUGHS VICTORIOUSLY]
299
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,390
Sorry about your pants,
but still counts.
300
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:09,963
Eliminated.
301
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,967
[GROWLS]
302
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,190
Wow, you seem
different, Scout. New haircut?
303
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,104
[GROWLS]
304
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,673
Maybe it was new shoes?
305
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,072
Gotcha! [SIGHS]
306
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,987
A turtleneck
was a bad choice.
307
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,469
BOTH: I'm wearing it better!
308
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,690
That's it.
We need to decide
309
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,605
who's best dressed counselor
once and for all.
310
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,303
[SIGHS] Fine.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
311
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,350
BOTH: Time to go
full Met Gala.
312
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,526
BOTH: Stop saying
what I'm saying. I'm storming off.
313
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,575
Got those wires
you asked for.
314
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,969
Hey, unrelated,
maybe stay off the jet skis
315
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,145
for the rest
of the summer.
316
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,147
Thanks. I'm having trouble
getting this thing to work.
317
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,106
Well, you better hurry.
It's chaos out there.
318
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,759
Bill just asked me
to borrow a pair of shorts,
319
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,761
and you know how that kid
feels about exposed calves.
320
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,764
Oh, I'm sure
it's not that bad.
321
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:15,724
Scout, attack!
322
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,466
[GROWLING]
323
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,989
[GRUNTS TRIUMPHANTLY]
324
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,210
I'm sorry,
you were saying?
325
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,692
Oh, nice work, Scout.
Let's go find the boys.
326
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,216
The Coyotangs
are so close
327
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,173
to winning
that air conditioner.
328
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,569
That's right.
You're gonna win
329
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,397
a very real
air conditioning unit
330
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,226
that exists
and definitely works.
331
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,360
Or we can
keep the prize all to ourselves.
332
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,232
What do you mean?
333
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,234
Let's break the alliance
and take out the boys,
334
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,019
so we don't
have to share the air conditioner.
335
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:53,588
You want us
to betray our friends for our own self-interest?
336
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,895
[GROWLS]I am so proud
of you right now.
337
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,550
Great idea
for a game, Lou.
338
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,422
I am really feeling
the camp spirit.
339
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,383
Well, looks like
your two closest cabins
340
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,082
are about to viciously
turn on each other. [SCOFFS]
341
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,258
Hate to say
"I told you so."
342
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,390
Actually, I love it.
343
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:14,739
Look, are you gonna gloat,
344
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,089
or you gonna help
me build this thing?
345
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,569
Can't I do both?
346
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,053
There are only
two cabins left in the game.
347
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,707
We need to be
on the lookout for them.
348
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,578
You're right,
robot with Bill's voice and bangin' calves.
349
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,936
Baker.
350
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,589
Lambert.
351
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,157
You look...
352
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,943
I'm sorry,
I have to say this, you look amazing.
353
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,596
Oh, my gosh,
so do you.
354
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,250
A wagon wheel
chandelier hat?
355
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,296
Now that's
taking a risk and nailing it.
356
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,471
Talk about
finding your light.
357
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,996
And you.
The cape, the ruffles,
358
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,694
timeless, yet
somehow so modern.
359
00:15:56,738 --> 00:16:00,568
"Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?" I thinketh I shall.
360
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,223
Destiny, we need
to talk to you.
361
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,398
Right now.
362
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,008
Okay, slow down.
363
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:06,922
There's no
running in couture.
364
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,317
I wonder what
they're talking about.
365
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,015
You wanna
end the alliance with the boys?
366
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,060
I guess
we'll never know.
367
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,715
I don't believe this.
You're ending our alliance?
368
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,892
Uh-huh, that's right.
We're perspiring against you.
369
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,421
It's the Wolf
and Sheep Cabins, they formed an alliance!
370
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,075
Finish them!
371
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,902
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
372
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,661
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
373
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,234
[SCREECHES]
374
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,759
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
375
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,597
BILL: Jake,
you eliminated me.
376
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:16,992
What have I done?
377
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,255
These hands...
378
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,565
Oh, no, my flag.
Who got me?
379
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,219
[GROWLS]
380
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,787
Scout?
How could you?
381
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,616
[SPITS] Sometimes
you have to take out
382
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,444
the weak for the good
of the pride!
383
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,663
Survival of the fittest.
384
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:36,925
Bill taught me that.
385
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,101
Bill who?
386
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,105
Do you know
what's going on here?
387
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,759
I'm starting to think
maybe we should've
388
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,413
paid a little more attention
to our campers today.
389
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,894
Jake and Scout
are the last two with a flag.
390
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,419
[GROWLS]
391
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,116
Welcome to the jungle, punk.
392
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,685
Scout, I think
we can both admit
393
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,469
that we've taken
things too far,
394
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,341
me as The Eliminator,
395
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,387
and you as
what I can only assume is a mockingbird?
396
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,780
[GROWLS]
397
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,129
You don't
have to do this.
398
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,652
We can join forces again
and both win the game.
399
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:09,740
What do you say?
400
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:15,050
I say... [SCREECHES]
401
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,138
I don't speak
mockingbird,
402
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,531
so I'm just gonna
run away now.
403
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,315
[SCREAMS]
404
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,536
I think we may
have messed up.
405
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:25,234
Ya think? I'm probably
going to have to get Scout a litter box.
406
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:32,894
Well,
there you have it.
407
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,635
Lou Hockhauser
built an AC unit
408
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,898
completely
from scratch.
409
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:40,031
Man, I really do my best work
when I'm lying to children.
410
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,947
Yeah, but I still think
you should take that out of the brochure.
411
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,253
[MACHINE REVVING]
412
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:48,605
Ah. Feel that
sweet, refreshing,
413
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,999
smothering, hot air?
Did I make a heater?
414
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,958
Nope.
There's just a fire inside.
415
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,221
I think you made
a flamethrower.
416
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,180
Sweet mercy![POWERS DOWN]
417
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,965
[SIGHS] Man,
this was such a mistake.
418
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,184
If only you would've
just listened to me...
419
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,533
Careful, Parker.
420
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,622
I have a flamethrower.
421
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,974
Man, I'm gonna
have to come clean to the kids.
422
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,151
I just hope they're too tired
to run me out of town,
423
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:15,328
because [CHUCKLES]
this ranch won't last a week with you in charge.
424
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,939
I'm sorry, how many times
did you burn your mouth on a hot whistle today?
425
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,723
[LAUGHS] I did do that, yes.
426
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:29,080
Jake, I know
you're in here.
427
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,996
[SNIFFS]
428
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,216
I smell fear [GASPS]
and cheese puffs.
429
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,307
[GASPS]
430
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,440
Aw, man,
I knew I should've licked my fingers better.
431
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,095
Say goodbye
to your flag, Jake.
432
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,837
Because it looks like
I got Kiki-gotcha!
433
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,099
Scout, stop!
I was wrong!
434
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,275
Yeah, Bill was wrong!
435
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,540
Oh, fine,
I was wrong, too.
436
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,979
No, you were both
right from the start.
437
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,807
This is survival
of the fittest
438
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,592
and it's not over until
I've eviscerated all my prey!
439
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,639
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
440
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,005
[DRAMATIC MUSIC STOPS]
441
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,921
Foosball?
442
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,795
That's right.
Remember who you are.
443
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:36,191
Jake, my friend.
444
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,411
I wanted to make
memories with him.
445
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,240
Yes, exactly.
446
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,632
Let's play some foosball.
447
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,112
We don't even
have to keep score.
448
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,548
Ugh, I still
really hate that.
449
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,639
Jake? Is that you?
450
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:50,553
Scout, you're back.
451
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,296
Thank you for
reminding me who I am.
452
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,080
I don't know
what got into me.
453
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,995
We got into you.
454
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:01,260
We're sorry
for pushing you both to be so competitive.
455
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,348
It was wrong of us
to try to change you.
456
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,264
So, can we be
the Coyotangs again?
457
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,440
Of course.
Coyotangs forever.
458
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,921
ALL: Coyotangs!
459
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,533
Destiny, why do you
have a lamp on your head?
460
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,361
[CHUCKLES] Uh, no.
It's a chandelier.
461
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,452
You were right, Noah.
Unkempt trash muffins.
462
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,809
I've been thinking,
if our campers can put aside their competition,
463
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,768
then we should be able
to share the title of best dressed counselor.
464
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:35,076
Agreed. Today,
we proved that we both rock it on a daily basis.
465
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,905
[INHALES] And that
we brought way too many clothes to camp.
466
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,298
Yes, truly
a concerning amount.
467
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:47,044
There you are, Lou.
The Coyotangs are ready to accept our shared prize.
468
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:50,700
Actually, there is no prize.
The AC unit is missing.
469
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,267
But I can offer you
a lightly scorched
470
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,008
heating unit-
slash-flamethrower
471
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,836
with the caveat,
you should never turn it on.
472
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,708
So this was
all for nothing?
473
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,231
I exposed my calves
for nothing?
474
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:02,930
Parker, where did
you disappear to?
475
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,106
Nothing, nowhere.
476
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:08,631
I mean, I was just
in my grain silo cabin. No biggie. [CHUCKLES]
477
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,025
[SNIFFS]
You don't smell sweaty,
478
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,200
like the rest of us.
479
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,638
And your hair
has so much bounce.
480
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,685
He's cold, people!
481
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,339
[ALL GASP]
482
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:24,995
Okay, fine!
The AC unit isn't missing, I took it.
483
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:29,260
The raccoons are innocent.
Swole, but innocent.
484
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:31,524
So this why you were
so against the competition.
485
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,613
I'm sorry,
but the grain silo's
486
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,223
basically an air fryer
with furniture.
487
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,878
Hey, anyone
need a barbecued futon, 'cause I've got one.
488
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,270
Seriously, Parker?
How could you?
489
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,968
Let's not
point fingers here.
490
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:43,100
You serve
these children spider ham.
491
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:44,624
ALL: What?
492
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,147
[ALL CLAMORING]
493
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,628
Guys, guys, guys.
494
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:51,935
We can't start this again.
495
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:53,241
I know what'll
make us feel better.
496
00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:54,938
Let's sing
my favorite song.
497
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,244
Hakuna Matata?
498
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,986
I'll get my guitar.
Parker, hit it.
499
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:03,860
♪ Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
500
00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:09,170
♪ Hakuna Matata
Ain't no passing craze
501
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,738
♪ It means no worries
502
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:15,655
♪ For the rest of your days
503
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:20,834
♪ It's our
problem-free philosophy
504
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,010
♪ Hakuna Matata
505
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,838
ALL:
♪ Hakuna Matata
506
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,143
♪ Hakuna Matata
507
00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:27,667
♪ Hakuna Matata
508
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,103
♪ Hakuna Matata
509
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,278
♪ Hakuna Matata
510
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,106
♪ Hakuna Matata
511
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,804
♪ It means no worries
512
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:38,721
♪ For the rest of your days
513
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:44,118
♪ It's our
problem-free philosophy
514
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:46,990
♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
515
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,863
[ALL CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
516
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:51,473
Ah. I feel better now.
517
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,650
Get him![SCREAMS]
518
00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:59,699
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
519
00:23:59,749 --> 00:24:04,299
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