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[people singing
in foreign language]

[maracas shaking]

[singing in foreign language]

[all singing in
foreign language]

[woman shrieks and groans]

[singing in foreign language]

[all singing in
foreign language]

[woman grunts]

[all singing in
foreign language]

[singing in foreign language]

[woman grunts]

[woman grunting]

[speaking foreign language]

[soft tense music]

[speaking foreign language]

She says you are past healing.

She can only offer relief.

[speaking foreign language]

[woman] She said
you must go to Lalla Chafia.

She, perhaps, can heal you.

[speaking foreign language]

[woman] She said she is waiting
for you.

Who's waiting?

Lalla Chafia.

The healing saint
at the top of the hill.

[chambermaid] You must go there.

You climb the hill at midday

in the sun without stopping.

What is up there
on the top of the hill?

[chambermaid] Lalla Chafia,

who's been dead for 150 years,

and can heal you from her tomb.

[woman grunts]

[speaking foreign language]

[chambermaid] She say that your
main problem is time.

You want to reap before sowing,

and that is why you're sad,

and that you've
always been a sad woman.

[speaking foreign language]

[woman] She say that when
you want to live too fast,

you die too young.

How old will I be when I die?

When will it be?

Where it all began,
or where it all ends?

[tense music]

[Valentin] Detective Inspector
Clifton, CID.

What's the problem?

Well, I'm sorry to trouble you,
sir,

but acting on information
received,

we believe there'll be an armed
robbery here

within the next two to three
hours.

Now, what I should like you
and your staff to do

is to do everything
asked of you by the robbers,

allow them in,
hand over the goods,

and allow them
to walk away free.

We have the street
completely covered.

When they come out
in the street,

we will arrest them,
and the job will be over.

But it's very important
that you don't panic,

that you don't try
and play the hero,

that you just play
absolutely along,

act a little scared maybe.

Our command center is,
uh, lead in the opposite

in that man's van.

Yes.

I shall be in the telephone
booth.

Yes.

One of our best marksmen
in the delivery van,

the two men
there are one of ours.

And then the, uh,

ah, the dirty banquet driver
there?

[Valentin] Yes, he's one of ours
too, sir.

[man] Yes.

What about those two?

[Valentin] Uh, she's with us.

[man] Yes?

[Valentin] So we have it
covered.

How many are they?

Just the one.

Just the one?

After all this, just for one?

He's eluded us for six years,

but we're not gonna
let him get away again,

so we're not taking any chances.

Are you sure there's no risk?

Not if you do
exactly what he asks.

-Okay.
-Follow my instructions.

Alright. Where will you be?

I'll be across the road

-in the telephone kiosk.
-Oh yes.

With one of our crack shots.

Yes, you said.

There's a photograph of him.

He's old.

He's old, but he's dangerous.

[car engine rumbles]

Good afternoon, sir.

Good afternoon.

How may I help you?

Well I was wondering
if you could help me

by filling up this bag
full of the prettiest jewels

in your cupboards.

Go on.

Like this?

Yes, that'll do nicely.

You're not really nervous.
Has this happened to you before?

No, no. Of course it hasn't, no.

No, I'm, no,
I'm really very scared.

No you're not.

No, I am really.
I'm-I'm terrified.

Well she's not.

Yes she is, yes she is.

You're very scared, Jenny.

Aren't you? You're scared?

Oh yes, sir.

Quite scared, most certainly.

Very scared.

This could go off, you know.

I've never been so scared
in my entire life.

Let me see your hands.

You're not even shaking.

-Yes they are.
-No they're not.

Well there, there they go, look.

Is that all the nicest ones?

Yes, absolutely.

All right, get in the corner.

Right, now, count very slowly
up to 100.

[both] One, two, three, four--

No, no, no, no.

Slower. Slower than that.

-Start again.
-One--

Sorry.

[all] One, two--

That's right.

Three.

Oh.

Four.

-I nearly forgot the bag.
-[both] Five.

Six.

Six. Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Oh, that's lovely.

[both] Ten.

Oh, well, next time.

-Go on, keep going.
-Eleven.

Eleven.

[both] Twelve.

Thirteen.

[all] Fourteen.

-[Jenny] Fifteen.
-Fifteen, that's right. Loudly!

[both] Sixteen!

Seventeen.

[quietly] Eighteen.

Nineteen.

[chuckling] Twenty.

Twenty-one.

Twenty-two.

Twenty-three.

Twenty-four.

Twenty-five.

Twenty-six.

Twenty-seven.

[chuckles] Twenty-eight.

Twenty-nine.

[both] Thirty.

[motorbike engine rumbling]

Thirty-one.

Thirty-two.

Thirty-three.

Forty-nine.

Fifty.

Are you a policeman?

Are you a policeman?

[Jenny] Excuse me, are you a
policeman?

-No, are you police?
-[bangs on truck]

Police!

Are you a policeman?

You a police--you're not?

[Jenny] Excuse me,
are you police, sir?

Police! Pol--

Where?

[Jenny] Have you tried
the van over there?

What? Yes, I've tried the van!

[horn honks]

What's this?

[soft jazzy music]

* Where are you now *

* I'm in the hall *

* The Albert Hall *

* And where are you now *

* I'm in the hall *

* Carnegie Hall *

* I'm singing
with a jazz quartet *

* I've got a solo
in the second set *

* Yeah *

* Got the makeup good *

* My lipstick on *

* Listen to the crowd *

* Humming my song *

* What time is it now *

* In the Albert Hall *

* It's time for me to sing *

* To give it all *

* I'll call you back *

* After the curtain call *

* I can hear my intro *

* Bye-bye sister soul *

[audience cheering]
[audience applauding]

* Tell me *

* How do you hide
from the London rain *

* You mean
the snow in New York *

* Doesn't drive you insane *

* So far from each other *

* Oh my, what a shame *

* When do we sing
together again *

* When do we sing
together again *

* We buy the same clothes *

* And we get the same guys *

* We live the same tales *

* And we tell the same lies *

* Is there a man in your life *

* Come on, give me a clue *

* Yeah, he plays with my heart *

* And the trumpet too *

* Don't take it back *

* Don't want to sound rude *

* But wouldn't it be funny *

* If we loved the same dude *

[audience cheering]

* You cheat like you play *

* You blow us away *

* We're sisters of song *

* The two of us free *

* As cozy as queens *

* Can bunk up these *

* You think you are fake *

* You may think
that you're great *

* Make up your mind *

* We don't wanna fight *

* Pick one of us now *

* In black or white *

* It's so good to sing
together again *

* It's so good to sing *

* Together again *

[air hissing]

[Françoise speaking French]

Could I help you?

[Françoise] Oh.

Yeah, with pleasure.

You know, I'm not
very good with repairs.

That's bad luck.

This is where you buy your
jewelry?

No, I only work here.

Oh.

I read in the paper
that Bulgari was selling

the Czarina of Russia's
necklace.

I was rather hoping
to see it in the window.

You know that's a very rare
necklace,

and um, so they keep it in the
safe.

Uh-huh.

And they only take it out
for very special customers.

Well, it means I won't get to
see it, then, doesn't it?

[Françoise chuckles]

[man] Thank heavens for
revolutions.

Otherwise, this might never have
come upon the market.

[Valentin] And what is the
price?

-$2 million.
-[Valentin] Oh.

You know, it's a unique piece.

[Valentin] I understand.

May I try it on your assistant?

Sure.

-Françoise?
-She's such a pretty girl.

Would you, my dear?

Oh yes.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Thank you so much.

One more revolution,
and it cost double.

[both chuckling]

Sadly, the only jewel
I can no longer afford is youth.

So I think
I shall have to take them.

Very good.

And how do you wish to pay,
Madame?

By bazooka.

By bazooka?

Bazooka?

MasterCard, is it?

Bazooka.

You see the van on the other
side of the road

with the heart-shaped window?

In the back of that,
there's a rocket launcher

aimed at your store.

If I don't exit your store
in two minutes,

yourself, your store,
and all your charming customers

will be blown sky-high.

Except, of course,
for your little assistant,

who I find exquisite,
and shall take as a hostage.

Why do you hesitate?

You have insurance.

[Bulgari jeweler speaks French]

And maybe you'll be so kind
as to accompany me downstairs

so that we don't
alarm the other customers.

Would you lead on, my dear?

Thank you so much.

I wonder if it'll rain later.

It's so much warmer
here than in Monte Carlo.

I would suggest
that you don't call the police

until your assistant
is safely returned to you.

[in French] I didn't understand
anything. What did she say?

[in French] She said it's much
hotter here than Monte Carlo.

[in French] After, after,
what did she say?

[in French] And she said, above
all, to not call the police...

until I am returned.

[in English] No problem,
no problem.

[soft tense music]

[muttering in French]

Oh, just look,
isn't that beautiful?

Do you know,
my husband always says

that Bulgari is the most
wonderful jeweler in Paris.

[chuckles nervously] Yes.

Always nags me to come here.

Thank you so much.

[in French] I love France.

[in French] Me too.

[soft jazzy music]

[engine revving]

* And now ladies and gentlemen *

* Let the show begin *

* If I tell you the way it was *

* Will you listen in *

* As the girl sang a tune
through a smoky room *

* Pushing a broom *

[singing in French]

You have won the beautiful
car parked behind yours.

The keys are underneath.

[speaking French]

[car phone ringing]

Hello?

[Valentin]
Do you like it, my dear?

Who are you?

An English lady
of a certain age

who didn't know
how to thank you.

Where are you?

Well, if you'd like to see me
again,

I'll be waiting where you
[speaks French] .

[singing in French]
[soft romantic music]

* You can see, I can breathe *

* Take it slow *

* Johnny Doe *

* You can see, I can breathe *

* Stop the show *

Hello!

[Françoise gasps]

[speaks in French]

You're crazy, huh?

[speaks in French]

[speaks French]

[Françoise] Yeah, I'm saying
you're very good at surprises,

right?

Jesus!

You don't like it?

I don't know what you want.

[soft jazz music]

* And now ladies and gentlemen *

[sings in French]

So why are you selling her?

Maybe something a bit faster.

Oh.

And why would you buy a boat?

Competition?

I wanna beat your record.

Just joking.

[Thierry] And the loneliness?
You can handle it?

[Valentin] I hear it's a cure
for almost anything.

[Thierry] Yes.

[Thierry] Especially
loneliness.

[Valentin] Hmm.

It's not the prettiest of boats,
but you're quite safe with it.

It's just like women.

More beautiful they are,
the more dangerous they are.

Hmm.

[Valentin] She may be beautiful,
but she seems to have been

beaten about a bit.

She's a bit frayed at the edges.

[waves crashing]
[wind rustling]

[Thierry] Who are you planning
to race against?

[Valentin] Myself.

[Thierry] Go around the buoy at
the bottom.

The foot of the cliff,
see there?

Just there beside
the jewelry store?

Sorry?

Can you repeat, please?

Just alongside the jewelry store
there.

So, that's your best price,
is it?

It's just what I need
to finish my new boat.

Please repeat what you said
just now.

What did I say just now,
mon amour?

You spoke of a jeweler's
by the buoy.

You don't remember?

You said there was a jeweler's
by the buoy.

[speaking French]

Could you please tell us

why you keep driving on the
roundabout?

Can I see the vehicle's
documents, please?

[officer] Willy, the bag.

Would you be so kind as to
blow into this, Mademoiselle ?

[soft orchestral music]

What's the orchestra?

What orchestra are you talking
about?

What's happening?

What's happening, Mademoiselle ,

is that you've been going round
the roundabout a few times.

And we feel we have the right
to ask you some questions.

What's the time?

Nine o'clock,
but my watch is fast.

Damn. I had to meet
someone at eight o'clock.

[officer] Would you blow in the
bag all the same, please?

Have you suffered
from this before?

First time it's been mentioned.

[officer #2] It's negative.

Can I please go now?

[officer] Would you like us to
accompany you somewhere?

No, I'm okay.

For how long did I go around?

[officer] Twenty times.

[officer #2] Yes, I'd say
a good five minutes.

[singing in French]

[soft jazz music]

Five minutes round
the roundabout at Invalides.

What were you doing near
Invalides?

It seems I had a blackout there.

Could you repeat that?

I said it seems
I had a blackout there.

If only at the same time I could
have forgotten about you.

[waitress] Are you ready to
order?

No, I'm not hungry, thanks.

[waitress speaks French]

Not sure.

Can't decide.

As always.

[waitress] Okay, I'll come back
later.

Well, you can't
make me wait anymore.

It's her or it's me.

The blonde or the black.

I can't imagine my choice
is what you wanna hear.

So very predictable.

You're like all the others.

With you, I don't know
whether you are nothing

or the whole world to me.

Jane.

When are you just gonna
slow down a little bit, huh?

I have an evening
with the man of my life, and...

I don't know him at all.

It's not the trumpet
player you should be.

It's the pied piper.

Do you blame me?

You made me wait two months

while you choose
between my best friend and me.

Yes, I blame you.

[speaks French]

And our life
still fascinates you?

We ask too much of love.

My love.

[speaks French]

These last seven years,
were you faithful?

[Valentin exhales]

To me?

Often.

[announcer] Bob, we know during
training, he was not his usual

self. We know that he's
got some family problems,

but this is not the moment to
be thinking--

[child] Go, Dad!

-Go Dad, hit him!
-Go, Daddy, go!

[announcer] With his, uh,
wife, and kids.

[gasps] Go, Daddy!

Hit him, Dad! Hit him back!

[announcer] He's out of the
fight!

[child #2] Give it some, Dad!

[announcer] Surely the ref will
put a stop--

[commentator laughs]

Well, that's extraordinary!

It's a great way to go, eh?

Well thanks!

This morning on the boat,

I found him very
handsome, the skipper.

I saw.

Thierry.

Yeah, he won, yeah!

It's crazy, you all looked
crazy!

Heh, yeah.

Yeah, it'll be on again.

Okay.

I think it's all right
with that English guy.

Yeah, he's happy with it all,

uh, yeah it'll be all right.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's happy enough, yeah.

* Again *
[exciting jazz music]

Jane!

It's dumb
that it ends up like this.

We made a great trio.

Problem in a trio,
there's one too many.

I propose la vie en rose ,
he prefers la vie en noir .

[Jane] Sorry.

And now, what you gonna do?

[sings in French]

All his life,
he dreamed of a boat like that.

[Thierry] So what's he been
doing?

What's he done?

[Françoise]
Well, all kinds of things.

[Françoise] I remember when you
won the round the world race,

he told me "I'd love
to buy a boat like that."

[Thierry] Has he had other boats
before?

[Françoise] Um, this is
his first racing boat,

but, uh, he always
lived on boats, more or less.

[Thierry]
You can see he's got the knack.

In a race, he'd not be last.

Your wife's never been jealous
of boats?

[Thierry chuckles]

Uh, no. No, I'm the jealous one.

A round the world
race is 100 days minimum,

and of course
there are temptations.

Anyway, you tell me.

[Françoise] All these boats
practicing around here,

do they go with you?

[Thierry] Some of them.

[Françoise] And when will he go?

[Thierry] When he feels ready.

You know, for a single-handed
round the world,

how you feel is as
important as the boat.

[Thierry] Why have you closed
your eyes?

I'm trying to picture my life
without him.

Ah.

[Françoise] I'm cold.

Ah.

[Thierry] I can feel it coming.

[Françoise] What?

[Thierry] Trouble.

I've done three
round the worlds,

I thought I'd seen it all but,
uh,

I wasn't in the right place.

You're not gonna go back
to piano bars.

Well, it's quite comforting
singing for people

who never listen to me.

It's the best waiting room.

But what exactly do you want?

I can't put up with any more
lies.

Hmm.

Do you know what my last liar
told me?

Lies are just...

dreams caught red-handed.

I wish I could get him
out of my mind.

He pisses me off, dumb shit.

[bell rings]

May I help you, sir.

Yes, I wondered if I could speak
to the manager.

Perhaps I can help you.

I'm the manager's son.

Are you? Nice to meet you.

Now I'm a personal friend
of your father.

Would you tell him it's
Detective Inspector Clifton

from the CID?

Of course, just one moment.

Excuse me,
Jenny, could you tell father

that Detective Inspector Clifton
from CID is here to see him?

Very impressive, your new store.

Oh, you like it?

Yes, you haven't
actually visited this store?

Excuse me, can I just
leave you with the catalog

-for two minutes?
-[Valentin chattering]

A couple of years ago.

I'm interested, you've got the
new security system?

[jeweler] Yes.

You noticed that.

Well, we've got these two
cameras,

which, uh, sort of capture,

[people speaking indistinctly]

they're really for, uh,

so the customers are aware of
the system.

Yeah.

But these, now are these--

[phone ringing]
[people chatting]

Excuse me, sir.

The here's a Detective Inspector
Clifton here

from CID asking to see you.

Take a look at camera one.

I think you'll recognize him.

Call the police.

Ah, here he is.

Good morning.

Do you remember me?

Yes, of course I remember you.
How could I forget you?

You've done very well for
yourself.

Wonderful, the new shop.

Like me, I've done well,

which is why I've come to settle
up with you.

This is some kind of a joke?

[Valentin laughs]

Let me explain.

A while ago, I had
an operation for a brain tumor.

I asked the doctor
what were the chances.

He said one in 10
that you'll come through.

So I decided
that if I did come through,

I'd pay back everybody who I
borrowed from.

I should warn you,
I've called the police.

You see, in those days,
the banks wouldn't lend

to people like me.

They would only lend
to the rich.

So, my only option was to
borrow from people like you.

And today, I've come
to pay you back.

Once a thief, always a thief.

In my bag, I have $1 million.

One million pounds
in new bank notes.

[jeweler] I--

Roughly the equivalent,
plus interest

of what I borrowed from you
two years ago.

[knocking on door]

I gave up believing
in Santa Claus...

a long while ago.

[knocking on door]

[soft music]

No, it's all right.
We're just having a dream.

I'm just dreaming.

[Valentin] It's, you see,

no, listen, listen.

It's a dream.

I've had this problem
with my head,

and one of the side effects
is that I dream a great deal.

That's all I'm doing now.

There's no problem.

Just explain to
them everything's all right.

-Policemen! Go away!
-It's a dream.

Stop rapping the door,
you'll break it.

It's a dream.

Read my lips.

It's a, a dream!

-[jeweler] Go away!
-[Valentin] A dream.

[Valentin] Everything's fine.

[gulls calling]

[Françoise whistling]

A, B, C, D, E, F.

Thought of leaving
doesn't stop you from sleeping.

[Valentin] I didn't sleep,
I was dreaming.

I even dreamt of paying back
everything I'd stolen.

How do you pay me back
for all my love?

A hundred days to be free.

And all those nights.

But I've never wanted
to be free.

When I met you
in front of the jeweler's,

I thought I'd get 20 years
or more.

You offered me
the best jewels in the world.

[Françoise] But never
wedding ring.

Who said never
marry your mistress,

as marriage is the perfect
murder of love.

Anything else for me?

A, B, C, D.

A, B, C, D.

For me as well.

But it won't stop you
from going.

It's just once round the world.

To be on your own is very risky.

Especially if you're getting
these blackouts and migraines.

Would you pour me
a little glass of wine?

[soft casual music]

[singing in French]

* My breaking heart *

* And I agree *

* That you and I
could never be *

* So if my best *

* My very best *

How the hell can I convince you
that I'm not leaving you?

Bullshit.

You're leaving me so you can
come back and love me better?

Well, see a better reason?

From now on, I'm gonna
take an interest in women.

A-ha.

That'll give us something else
in common.

* I wish you shelter *

* From the storm *

* Cause a fire
to keep you warm *

* Most of all *

I hope you used your last night
on land to the best.

[chuckles] Very much.

Uh, my bill, please,
if it's ready.

You'll not be in a comfortable
bed for 100 days at least.

[Valentin laughs]

* All kinds of love *

Don't worry.

I'll be there
for your departure.

Mustn't hang about.

I'm off in four months.

[Valentin laughs]

-Right, see you in the harbor.
-Okay.

I don't want to leave you
like this.

Here.

You're gonna need
some help from the gods.

Hermes is the god of thieves.

* I wish you blue birds *

* In the spring *

* To give your heart *

* A song to sing *

* And then a kiss *

* But more than this *

* I wish you well *

* And in July *

* A lemonade *

* To cool you in
some leafy glade *

* I wish you health *

* And more than wealth *

* I wish you love *

* My breaking heart *

* And I agree *

* That you and I
could never be *

* So with my best *

* My very best *

* I set you free *

[in French] The check, please?

You're not to worry
about his health.

The sea cures it all.

[waiter] It was taken care of
by Monsieur Valentin.

He knew damn well on the pier
there is a restaurant.

Did he also foresee
you'd be in need of a lifeguard?

Would that be you?

I'll make a sacrifice.

If something happens between us,

you know it will be
nothing more than revenge.

[scoffs]
I would never dare to think

that I could fancy you.

Never.

I'm going to Paris
next week for my boat.

Would you like to meet?

Gives you time
to think about it.

I've thought about it.

This kind of thing
you do now or never.

I could well understand
Valentin's a bit complicated

sort of chap, but, um,

I didn't straight away catch on

onto the club of similarly
complicated fork around him.

And that excites you, or not?

Just the idea?

I love the complication.

Hadn't you noticed?

And, how old are you?

And you?

Just like poker.

I play the last card.

[both chuckling]

Is that correct?

So what's your name?

What's yours?

Valentin.

Oh, like Rodolfo Valentino?

Well, the name's like that, yes.

In French I think you would say,
uh, Valentin.

-Valentin, yes.
-Valentin.

-Valentin.
-And you?

-Françoise.
-Of course.

[Françoise] Why?

[Valentin] Well, every French
girl's called Françoise.

[Françoise]
How do you know?

[Valentin] Oh, I read French
books.

They're either
called Françoise,

or they're called Emmanuelle.

How do you say tire?
In, in French?

[Françoise speaks French]

[Valentin] Go on.

[Françoise speaks French]

[waves crashing]

[Valentin speaks French]

No, look at my lips.

[Valentin speaks French]

[soft romantic music]

Try again.

[speaks French]

[speaks French]

[waves crashing]

* But now my love *

[thunder rumbling]

* Now that it's over *

* I feel the world *

* Closing in on me *

* Here come the stars *

* Trembling around me *

* There's the sky *

* Where the sea should be *

* What now, my love *

[thunder rumbling]

[feedback buzzes]

I walked out before the end of
the song?

You walked out
before the end of the song.

You sure?

Mm-hmm.

[man] And then if you're
interested,

I may have something for you
in Morocco.

[soft tense music]

[waves crashing]

[man] Are you in Morocco for
business

or pleasure?

[Jane] I have a contract
for a month

to sing in Accor group hotels.

But of course, I hope to
do a bit of tourism, as well.

[man] Do you have anything
to declare?

No.

[man]
Welcome to Morocco.

Merci .

Passport.

[birds chirping]

[soft tense music]

[man] Bonjour, Mademoiselle.

Can I help you?

I would like to check in
my baggage for Fez.

But, you are already in Fez,
Mademoiselle .

[baby crying]
[soft jazz music]

[waves crashing]
[boat creaking]

[man] Yes, little brother.

Send him here.

I'll look after him.

Everything all right?

Good.

Don't overdo the mint tea.

[man] Okay.

Speak to you later.

You know,
memory is just like culture.

It's the thing that lasts
when everything's forgotten.

And there are things we forget.

Oh, we forget a lot.

Fortunately.

It's as if we've got too much
baggage.

We have to make some space.

Huh? We have to make room.

For how long have you had
memory blackouts?

I became very aware of it about
two months ago in Paris.

I went round a roundabout.

-Uh-huh.
-Five minutes.

The worst is when I sing.

I keep forgetting the words.

Ah, you're a singer.

Well, if you call that singing.

Because I've got little jobs
between piano bars and hotels.

Do you sing evenings?

Not only evenings.

Midday at the pool,
and seven at the English bar.

All these dinner and dances.

Then you're singing around here?

At the Palais Jamai.

There for a month.

Nice hotel, the Palais Jamai.

You know,
I think I'll come along

and listen to you sing
one of these evenings.

Are you feeling
a little bit better?

I'm sure I'll feel better with
the results from the scanner.

There's no way to do it today?

Sorry, I've got one scanner
for the whole region, so it's

already a miracle.
It's because you're charming,

but I found you a gap tomorrow.

Late in the afternoon.

Don't you worry now.

I'm not.

You've never seen
a consultant before today?

My father used to say
the ills that come on their own

will go away on their own.

And just so that you won't be
worried

before tomorrow afternoon,

I'll give you some of these
pills.

They have the color of your
eyes.

Thanks.

[soft music]

Take two every hour.

It'll be all right.

* If you go away *

* On this summer day *

* Then you might as well *

* Take the sun away *

* All the birds that flew *

* In the summer sky *

* When our love was new *

* And our hearts were high *

* When the day was young *

* And the night was long *

* And the moon stood still *

* For the night bird's song *

* If you go away *

* If you go away *

* If you go away *

* But if you stay *

* I'll make you a day *

* Like no day has been *

* Or will be again *

* We'll sell the song *

* We'll ride on the rain *

* We'll talk to the trees *

* We'll worship the wind *

* And if you go *

* I'll understand *

* Leave me just enough love *

* To hold in my hand *

* If you go away *

* If you go away *

[people chatting and laughing]

Excusez-moi, monsieur.

Where can I find a doctor?

-What?
-A doctor.

No, no. You go straight
down to the town,

second right,
there's a pharmacy,

and the pharmacist
is also a doctor.

Good.

- Merci, mademoiselle.
-You're welcome.

[Soleil] What about the
lobsters?

[gulls calling]

[voices echoing]

Oh no, no sir.

It's the same,
straight on, but that way.

[gulls calling]

I'm going past the pharmacy.

You can come with me,
if you want.

This your first time here in
Essaouira?

You speak English?

Is it your first
time here in Essaouira?

You're lucky today,
it's not windy.

If it blows, forget it.

We have a nice little restaurant
by the port,

it's called Chez Sam.

My husband's a boxer.

He's a world champion.

Ah.

Good morning, sir.

[soft tense music]

Bonjour ?

Hello?

Yoo-hoo?

Who are you?

I am Dr. Lamy.

I'm the pharmacist as well.

I prescribe, I sell.

I do both.

-Where am I?
-You are in Essaouira.

Essaouira, in Morocco.

Morocco.

In Morocco?

-Yeah.
-What's happened?

Uh, we'd hoped you might be able
to tell us.

What is it?

What have you come to do in
Morocco?

But I, I don't want
to come to Morocco.

Well, that's a shame,

since you're already here,

right in the middle of it.

I'm going round the world
in my boat.

I see.

-Uh...
-Oh yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I hit a fishing trawler.

Okay.

And he towed me back in here.

Ah.

Yeah.

It's starting to come back.

I'll tell you what.

I'll send you over to the
hospital in Fez for a proper

-check up.
-Fez?

By why Fez?

Well because, here,
there's no scanner,

for the head, you know.

The scanner.

We need a scanner?

Oh sure.

Sure.

And in Fez, the manager
of the hospital is my brother.

We're twins.

And him with heads,
he's a cinq étoiles .

Five stars. [chuckles]

-But what have I got?
-Uh, that I don't know.

With the head,
it's all or nothing.

It may be just
a bit of fatigue, huh?

But it's best to make sure.

Yes, of course.

Well, with the head,
you never know.

-Uh-huh.
-Oh.

Mademoiselle , excuse me.

And thank you for, uh,

-for-for, uh-
-[Soleil] Oh, not at all.

It all.

-[Soleil] What's your name?
-Valentin.

[Soleil] No, your first name.

No, it's Valentin.
Valentin Valentin.

[Soleil] Oh. [laughing]

I was born the same day
as St. Valentine.

Well, if you want,
we can help you out a bit.

I can keep an eye on
your boat with my husband.

Oh yes, please. Uh, it's called
Ladies and Gentlemen.

-It's black and white.
-[Soleil] Okay.

Oh, uh, pardon me. Not black.
Blue and white.

Oh, okay.

We'll keep an eye on it.

[Valentin] But I'll be back to
look after it, I mean--

Okay, it's all right.

-[Valentin] Thank you.
-[Dr. Lamy chuckles]

-I have to go.
-Okay, see you, Madame .

Sam's waiting for me.

-Bye-bye.
-See you!

Ladies and Gentlemen?

Yeah, well.

[Dr. Lamy] Nice name for a boat.

Oh, it's not bad.

You know, everyone dreams of
going round the world like that.

Especially on your own.

Are you sailing on your own?

-Yeah.
-Ah.

But why on your own?

Oh, it's always been
my life's dream.

Ah.

And your wife agreed
to all this?

She-she let you go?

Well that.

My wife was the cause
of my world tour.

Ah, ah, now I understand.

Well, but I've got a wife as
well.

And at times,
I'd love to go around the world.

Yeah.

How much time you need to go
around the world?

Depends.

About four months.

-Four months?
-Yeah.

Now that, that would,
four, four or five months,

that-that would be good.

Yeah.

Uh.

So.

Oh, we'll give you a little
examination, perhaps.

-Yeah.
-Okay?

And then after,
we'll telephone my brother,

and you can tell him
all about it.

Right.

And then we can
go and grab a drink.

-How's that?
-Oh yeah.

- Merci .
-Spur us on a bit.

[both chuckle]

[singing in foreign language]
[all clapping]

[speaks French]

Madame ?

May I speak?

[Jane] Yes.

If you wish later,

when you finish singing,

I'll take you down to the town.

I know someone
that's better than a doctor.

You're very kind.

I prefer to wait
to get the results.

You're mistaken.

When my men are ill,
she looks after them.

Your men?

How many you got?

Four.

Three little, one big.

Your husband handsome?

Well, he's my man.

[singing in French]

[soft jazz piano music]

[woman singing along in French]

[man] Monsieur, monsieur!

You forgot your bag!

You get out here,
you'll be forgetting your bag.

You have bought a ticket
for Fez, and this is Douar.

If you want to go to Fez, it's
that way, 200 kilometers.

This stop is Douar.

And you, you go to Fez.

It's that way.

Excuse me, monsieur .
I made a big mistake.

-Excuse me.
-Yes.

Pardon me,
I'm a stupid Englishman.

Okay, yeah.

Hey! Bring one down!

One down!

[goat bleats]

Excuse me.

I have a meeting with
Dr. Lamy for a scan here.

-Huh?
-Dr. Lamy!

Ah, I am Dr. Lamy.

Ah.

Indeed.

Uh, my pleasure.
I'm Mr. Valentin.

Valentin, yes.
My-my brother spoke about you.

-Ah.
-Come this way.

It's at the end of the corridor.

-Ah, good.
-Have you been having these

blackouts for some time?

Two, three months.

But this is the first time
it was so bad.

Oh, now tell me, is it sometimes
you just forget,

or black holes?

Do you have the impression
that sometimes you speak

in the light of day, and
that the person in front of you

is in the black of night?

Uh, it's a bit like that.

But from time to time,
I see jewelry stores.

-Jewelry stores?
-Yes.

That's strange.

No, I said strange
'cause just this morning

I saw a French girl
who sings at the Hotel Jamai,

and she has the same symptoms
as you.

No.

Yes, except she sees
orchestras everywhere.

That's funny.

Yes, but not really.

You see, I could, uh,
kill somebody,

and not remember.

Yes.

But for how long have you been
having your blackouts?

Do you have any idea?

I can't really tell you.
I can't, I can't remember them.

Ah yes, I see.

Memory is just like,
like culture.

It's the thing that lasts
when everything's forgotten.

[chuckling] There
are things we forget,

and fortunately, fortunately.

In your opinion, is it bad?

If it's bad, only the scanner
can tell us.

But I'm really overloaded here.

I can perhaps find you
a little gap tomorrow,

late in the afternoon.

Will that do?

Okay.

And I can prescribe you
some little pills

to tie you over, okay?

[soft piano music playing]
[people chatting]

[Jane singing in French]

-May I take your baggage, sir?
-Thanks.

[singing in French]

Give me the same that I had
last night.

Sure, right away.

I adore your lovely music.

[Jane singing in French]

Is your husband gone now?

No. [speaks Italian]

It's about time.

Good evening, sir.
What can I offer you?

Glass of water and a red wine,
please.

Bonsoir .

[singing in French]

[wine being poured]

* Piano bar *

* Piano bar *

* Piano bar *

[people chatting]
[dishes clinking]

[Valentin clapping]

I've never done this in my life.

Medicine?

It's good for all the illnesses
that cure themselves.

How I love this place.

The most beautiful in the world.

But it's not safe
alone at night.

It can't be worse than
waiting for that scanner.

Madame, these things
never happen

as you would like to imagine,
never.

Either it's a little bit better.
This way.

Or a little bit worse.

But it never happens like you
imagine.

[people shouting]
[maracas shaking]

[woman shrieking]

[woman sings
in foreign language]

[all singing in
foreign language]

[woman sings
in foreign language]

[all singing in
foreign language]

[woman grunting]

[speaking foreign language]

[woman grunts]

[speaking foreign language]

[chambermaid]
She says you are past healing.

She can only offer relief.

She said you must go to
Lalla Chafia.

She perhaps can heal you.

[woman shouts
in foreign language]

What do you think he's got?

Alzheimer's, or a,
a large tumor on the brain.

Oh, damn.

You'd never see it.

Or nothing.

As I said before, in the head,
it's all or nothing.

Or both.
Maybe he's got both.

Oh, too bad.
He has nice boat.

You seen his boat?

No.

I spent all afternoon
looking at it.

It's a pure marvel.

You see that boat in a race,
it's just--

[imitates air whooshing]

[imitates air whooshing]

What?

-What?
-[laughing] What?

And world champion,
strips around the globe.

Don't tell me it didn't set your
mind going, huh?

Uh?

And it doesn't set your mind
going?

No. And thanks to this,
no blackout.

[singing in French]
[soft jazz music]

Doctor, to what do we owe
the pleasure?

Oh, I've just come
for a quick drink.

Come through, I think I'll join
you.

I'll see you for dinner.

It's been such a long time

since we danced like this
together.

It's very sweet
that you remember.

Do you really have to go back
tonight?

Listen, the quicker I go,
the quicker I get back.

Since you got that airplane,
I never see you.

I'm sorry, I promise that after
next week,

I'll not leave
your side for a second.

[people chatting and laughing]

[soft tense music]

Mademoiselle ,
have you seen the singer?

She just went out to there.

But she's not finished singing.

Did she say where she was going?

She had her microphone
in her hand, but--

What is it with that singer?

[tense foreboding music]

[both speak French]

[lively street music playing]

[speaking French]

[Valentin] The mademoiselle is
with me.

[people whooping and shouting]

I don't know you.

It seems that we,
we have the same, um,

uh, amne-amnesia.

Amnesia.

Yes, hmm, that's it.

Amnesia.

Thanks all the same
for the applause just now.

Oh. For someone who has
no memory, that's not bad.

You should feel lucky.

Having no memory
makes everything new.

Hmm.

I see you've already
thought this one through.

All the same,
I'd like you to leave me alone.

Sure you're okay? Out here?

I'm okay.

Are you certain?

I'm sure.

Because you have the microphone
still in your hand.

[soft music]

Would you please leave me alone?

It's very dangerous here.

Would you please?

Bonsoir .

[soft emotional music]

[blade clinks]
[woman gasps]

[buttons beeping]

And then he said,
"To show that I am a gentleman,

"can I offer you
a glass of Bordeaux,

and instead of dying with
a cutthroat, you die asleep."

That's why I couldn't
raise the alarm last night.

And I was bound and gagged,

and without this kind lady

who came to make my room,

you see, I would not know.

Mademoiselle , whatever you do,

don't put the sheets
in the laundry.

Would you be able
to describe him to me?

As I told you,

he was covered all over.

Tall, thin.

And a look in his eyes that
I'll remember for all my days.

And what language
did he speak in?

In Italian.

In an accent certainly not
from home.

And, uh, your husband
was not with you?

My husband and I
are touring Morocco.

And from time to time,
he gets called back

to Rome for business.

So it can happen
that I am alone for a day,

or two at most.

Normally,
in this type of a hotel,

you feel quite secure,
don't you?

And who in this hotel knew

that you would be alone
last night?

Nobody.
Even I didn't know about it.

My husband left
at the last minute,

took his jet, and went back.

[Inspector] Shit.

Only a mountaineer
could climb a thing like that.

Or a sailor, who was
used to climbing a mast.

Why a sailor?

Last night, I saw a certain
yachtsman drinking

down in the bar.

We can look at it
one of two ways.

Either he climbed from below,
or he dropped from up there.

Excuse me, sir.

The engineer
doing the air conditioning

found something on the roof.

And you found that where?

There, some five minutes ago.

I was working on tuning
the ventilation.

It was on the access cover.

That door over there,
that leads where?

It's the elevator machine shaft.

[Inspector] And who is this
Madame Falconetti?

[man] Married the third richest
man in Italy,

bored to death.

The despair of
the jet set is beyond belief.

Just wait here.

Good morning, sir.

My name is Farid Massaword.

I'm a Moroccan police officer.

Enchanté .

[Valentin speaks French]

Oh, you speak French?

Good.

Do you speak Italian, too?

Yeah, sometimes.

There we are.

One of the clients had
a break-in last night in hotel.

I would like to pose you
a stupid question.

Whereabouts were you last night

between three and four
in the morning?

Probably in my bedroom.

Why probably?

With the blackouts and my memory
at the moment,

I even forget my name.

You shouldn't worry, Inspector.

This man spent the night
with me.

You're not gonna tell me
you can't remember that.

Oh, could I possibly forget?

You could have told me
straight away.

But monsieur,
I'm somewhat discrete.

You'll find amnesia
has an elegance of its own.

All right.

As you two
spent the night together,

excuse me my bothering.

So if we two
spent the night together,

perhaps we could be seen
at breakfast together?

Merci for the alibi.

I've always preferred
robbers to cops.

Especially when
they're in a bad way.

But who said I'm in a bad way?

[Valentin] Anyway.

About those jewels,
sorry but it's not me.

You can tell that to the cops,
not me.

Really, it's not me.

[Valentin] Really.

Lie for one more second,
and I leave this table.

All right, maybe it's me.

Maybe. Shh.

[birds chirping]

Did you really climb up
that wall

with your bare hands?

Oh, it's not hard.

Maybe, but I want the details.

All right then.

If we really spent the night
together,

you-you have to tell me
what happened.

You really amnesiac,
or just being gallant?

Help me to remember
this unforgettable night.

First you started by following
me into the town.

[Jane] The old town.

When two men came up to me,
remember that ?

[man speaks French]

[Valentin]
Yes, I remember that.

[Jane]
You bravely stood up for me.

Then they pulled out
enormous daggers.

-[Valentin] Daggers?
-[Jane] Mm-hmm.

[kick lands]
[dramatic music]

[blows landing]

[Jane] You were like a whirling
dervish.

I've only seen that in cinema.

-I did that?
-Mm-hmm.

-Come on.
-Really.

Like in the cinema,

you kissed me like no one's ever
kissed me before.

[Valentin] No, I did?

And, um, what then?

Just like in 1001 Nights ,
we made love

-until the early hours.
-No.

Nice film, huh?

Yes, it's a nice film.

If it's showing tonight,
I'd like to see it again.

It's not fair to play
with my memory, you know?

But you could also be
playing with my memory.

-Oh?
-When?

Perhaps you will.

[watch beeping]

Oh, damn.

It's time for our pills.

You're not going to join me?

-No.
-But why not?

Because.

Are you still going this evening

to have your scan done?

I don't think I will.

Why not?

Last night I met a weird woman
who told me weird things.

Since then, I'm feeling better.

That doctor had no right
to tell you about me.

Seriously.

This last night.

Were you teasing me?

Perhaps.

Oh no, no, no, no.

Tell me the truth, come on.

I hope it was you who stole
those jewels.

Why?

Because I hate people that are
normal.

You like playing games?

-A little?
-Mm-hmm.

Yeah, a little.

When I want.

What are you doing in life

when you're not playing?

Thievery.

[Madame Falconetti
speaking Italian]

[both speaking Italian]

Very fortunate it's not you.

Very fortunate.

It might be good
if we left together.

Follow me to the lobby.

Shall we go?

Oh, you see that one
who's going out?

-That one?
-Yes.

I saw him at the bar yesterday
evening.

He kept looking at me,
and he was always smiling.

Do you know him?

Yes, the yachtsman.

Came in yesterday.

Have you questioned him?

Oh no, he's got a solid alibi.

He spent the whole
night with that singer.

Thinking about this,
I've come up with something.

There's my barman.

I'm sure it's not him,
but he's from the Alps.

Used to do a lot of climbing.

[speaks Italian]

Go on, Greg.

Tell him what you just told me.

When the gentleman
arrived at the bar last night,

I saw him eyeing
up the beautiful Italian,

above all her jewels.

That's what jewels are for,
to be admired.

You also speak Italian?

[speaks Italian]

The manager told me
you were from the Alps.

You do a lot of climbing
over in the Alps?

If I was that good at climbing,

I wouldn't be a barman.

And of course last night
between three and four

in the morning,
you gonna tell me you,

you were in your room?

Not exactly, no.

Where were you?

In bed with a pretty woman.

Hmm.

Who was that?

Hmm, the receptionist.

Well.

And we can check it?

You can check it.

Yes, in any case.

I'll not check any more alibis.

Only the innocent have no alibi.

You know what you're
going to see is only a legend?

Lalla Chafia is no more
existent than Santa Claus.

There are some,
to improve their chances

when they get there,
they walk from Fez

to Moulay Yacoub barefoot,

they're covered in blood.

How much further
have we got to go?

How many kilometers?

[driver] Not many.

Twenty, 26.

Twenty, 26.

Can you count?

[Valentin] Monsieur .

Monsieur , excuse me.

Could you stop,
uh, as soon as you can?

We'll do the rest on foot.

What? You are serious?

Are you serious?

Yes.

Who can resist a legend?

[Valentin chuckles]

[driver] Don't forget the legend
says to follow the track,

the route Lalla Chafia
took every day of her life.

Merci, monsieur.

[driver]
You're welcome.

Well, we go that way, then.

[driver] Hey, sir!

-Sir!
-Yeah?

Are you sure?

-Yeah.
-You won't regret it?

Nope.

Okay, so 10 kilometers along,
there's a village.

Don't forget to drink, huh?

-Thank you.
-You'll be very hot!

Okay.

Hey, kids!

Hello, princess.

How are the two of you?
Hello, Roger.

-You all right, Soleil?
-Hi, Boubou.

Do you know if you're eating
here tonight?

No, I've got to go back to Fez.

-Tomorrow.
-All right.

[Soleil]
Hey, where's the champion?

[Soleil] Oh, he's over there in
a bad mood. You can't miss him.

Oh, shit!

What?

What's the matter with you?

They pushed the championship
fight in Las Vegas

back three weeks!

-No kidding?
-Yeah!

Oh shit.

-It's a war on nerves, Boubou.
-Yeah, right.

I went and
booked some seats and all.

What would you have
to do for the handyman job?

Well, anything.

Things my husband
doesn't want to do.

There a lot to do?

A lot, otherwise,
we'd already have one.

Boubou, can
I give you a crate for Fez?

So how come
you landed in Morocco?

I wanted to forget things.

Strange for an amnesiac, no?

[wind rustling]

In fact, the receptionist
in the hotel was quite certain.

They had a taxi from Moulay
Yacoub to go up to the tomb

of Lalla Chafia.

Ah yes.

[man] Ever been up there,
Inspector?

Yeah.

About three years ago
when my wife was quite ill.

Did it work?

It seems so.

What do you have to do?

[Inspector] In the morning,
you have to go to the bus

to be purified, wash yourself,

then in the midday sun,
when it is very, very hot

you go up to
the tomb of Lalla Chafia.

Once up there,
make a wish, and come down.

[man] So for now sir,

still nothing proves
it was the yachtsman.

[Inspector] I'd say given the
hit list

we just got from London, you'd
need an act of God

for it to be someone else.

Did you see what
he pulled off in '98 in London?

[man] 1,700,000.

One million eight.

At one million nine, now.

1,900,000 pounds.

At one million nine.

Two million pounds.

At two million pounds.
2,200,000.

At two million two.

At two million two,
two million four.

Two million six.

At 2,600,000.

At 2,600,000 pounds.

Anymore?

At 2,600,000 pounds.

Your bid, sir,
selling for 2,600,000.

Any of us on 2,600,000 pounds?

-[man] Any of us?
-Three.

[man] Three million pounds.

I have three
million pounds, on my right.

Three million pounds.

Against you sir,
at three million pounds,

I'm selling for three
million pounds, then.

Any more?

[bangs hammer]

Sold.

[all applauding]

[bidder] Three million
pounds for the La Diere?

Are you mad, or what?

I don't think you could ever pay
too much for the young boy.

So you have to pay for it.

How sad.

And what if I'd gone up to four?

I still would've
kicked your ass.

So, you like him that much, huh?

Or do you just hate me?

Give me a month
to think about that.

Maybe I'll be
back in touch, hmm?

Why a month?

In a month I'll know
whether he bores me.

And you'll know
whether you're still interested.

And how much will
he cost in a month time?

No more than I paid today.

So, there's a little chance we
have a meeting in a month, then?

Au revoir , Mr. Hitchcock.

[bell tolling]

So what is this
supposed to mean?

Well, uh, I've
had a couple of deals

that have gone belly up, and I,

I need the ready cash.

And what is your price?

Your last bid.

2.6.

Two million.

Oh ye, ye.

You take
advantage of my predicament.

In that case,
we'll make it 1,800,000.

[bidder snickering]

What can I do?

Money talks.

In one month
from prince to pauper.

[Valentin]
One month.

Just time enough
to make a copy.

A very, very nice copy.

[Jane] I don't see
what you're getting at.

[Valentin] Well a month,
that's exactly the time I needed

to make, to make
a copy, which I sold him.

And I kept the original myself.

[Jane] You're a terrible man.

You're a real crook.

[Valentin] Well look, it's not
my fault

that we live in a,
in a world where there are

more speculators
than connoisseurs.

[Jane] I'm not surprised
that you get headaches.

[Valentin chuckles]

[Valentin] What about you then?

Where do
your headaches come from?

[Jane] Looking back on my love
life.

There are also more
speculators than connoisseurs.

And if the miracle
only works for one of us?

Whatever happens,
I still think that

that all that happens in life is
to test us for our own good.

Even having such headaches?

Well without them,
we wouldn't have met.

And do you think
that's good for us?

[all singing in
foreign language]

If anyone comes in by
the name of Valentin Valentin

or Jane Lester, you're
to call the police in Fez.

Okay, thank you.

And if as the legend has it,

to go up to
Lalla Chafia, they came from Fez

to Moulay Yacoub on foot?

They'd still be on the track.

[Inspector] Well then, we go
back down the track.

Come on.

Anyone about?

Hello, hello?

Are they open?

You know.

If we'd gone to have our scans,

we'd already know the news.

If someone gave
you a little envelope

containing
the date of your death,

would you open it?

Is that why
you decided to go and visit

this Lalla Chafia?

And what made
you decide to come along?

[cell phone beeping]

[Valentin] Hello?

[Françoise] Hello?

Hello?

Can you hear me?

You didn't fix your radio yet.

Uh, how could I?

I'm in a 60-foot sea
surrounded by icebergs.

Have you made it to Antarctica?

No, no, no.

I'm joking.

Um, I'm off the coast of Guinea.

Dead calm, no wind.
I'm stuck here, really.

The icebergs are
floating in my scotch.

How is your memory?

Oh, fine.

Flat. Nothing.

Empty, like, uh,

I have nothing,
no problem with that.

[donkey screeching]

What was that?

A whale.

They sound just
like donkeys, don't they?

You're not alone, then?

Sorry? You're breaking up.

Let-let me call you back

[phone beeps]

[dogs barking]

I was beginning to think
you were someone special,

but you're just someone.

I'm just incapable.

[phone clatters]

So what do
you have against your wife?

One of these days, what
I'd like to have against you.

And why is that?

I don't know.

Just the fault of passing time.

There's no other solution.

To separate.

In time, or maybe die in time.

[sings in French]

[speaks in French]

[Jane singing in French]

[soft piano music]

[kids shouting]

[tense music]

I brought you a tea.

[Valentin] Jane, are you all
right?

What do donkeys
do to see in the dark?

It's an odd question.

Do you remember me, Jane?

[soft tense music]

[Jane] I don't like it
when it gets dark.

Me neither.

Have a drink.

[tea splashes]

Don't worry.

Have half each.

Merci .

To Lalla Chafia.

[donkeys screeching]

I think they want us to go.

[engine rumbling]

Feeling any better?

How long did that last?

Oh, two, three minutes.

As long as it took to
get from over there to here.

Do you want me to call the taxi?

No, I just want to
drink a drop of water,

and off we go.

[tires screech]

Bonjour, monsieur!
Bonjour.

This morning I learnt
a lot of things about you.

In my place, what would you do?

Oh, um.

How many times must I tell you

that this man spent
the whole night with me?

But Madame , a fantasy
has never been an alibi.

Please, Inspector.
Just leave her out of this.

She's very tired.

I'll come with you.

Are you arresting him?

No, I'm not arresting him.

I shall ask him a few questions.

If you could come
tomorrow to the commissar

to sign your statement.

Thank you, Madame .

Let's go.

Ask Lalla Chafia
who's the real culprit.

Would you mind, monsieur ?

Don't waste time.

Go on to Lalla Chafia.

Valentin!

[Jane] Wait!

You forgot this!

What? What is this?

The girl at Suz gave it to me.

That's it, come on.

[engine starts]
[doors shut]

[sirens wailing]

It happened so fast.

It's difficult to
be very precise,

and it was dark.

Don't worry.

We've got nothing to lose now.

Take off your hood, please.

Thank you.

Ever seen this man before?

Yes.

In the bar last night, I think,
yes.

I think I saw him there.

Are you still
intending to make the same offer

you made to me this morning?

Yes I am.

This kind couple
have the generosity to say

that if you return the jewels,

no charges will be
pressed against you,

and the Moroccan police
will forget you ever existed.

I shall go even farther.

I offer officially
$100,000 for whoever

gets back the jewels.

[Inspector] There you go.

Same deal for you, too.

Right.

This lady and gentleman
will stay in Fez a few days

to wait inquiries.

I hope that your memory
will come back real quick.

I really hope so.

No.

No, I'm sure it's not him.

No, it's not him.

Thank you, Madame.

Oh, I knew it couldn't be him.

Two years he's been with us.

Nothing but compliments.

Well, if it's not him,
it's simple.

It's the other one.

[Inspector] For sure.

[tense music]

Turn off the telephone.

I'm in interrogation.

One hour, got it?

If I don't see
a doctor pretty soon,

my head's going to explode.

Huh.

If you tell me
where the jewels are,

I'll take you straight to the
hospital.

Hurry up, open the door.

But with the memory
lapses I'm having at the moment,

even if I was the culprit,

I probably
wouldn't even remember.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, right.

[chuckles] Nevertheless.

Whenever I arrest someone,
he's innocent.

Amnesiac.

An orphan.

Right.

Shut the door, will you?

Please, just call
Dr. Lamy in the hospital in Fez.

He'll confirm it all, too.

If you remember
going to see a doctor,

I would say your memory's
going to come back to you.

I've got lots of time.

We've got lots of time.

[sings in French]
[soft music]

[Valentin] Do you mind if I sit
down?

[Inspector] With pleasure.

Once I know
where the jewels are.

[Reporter] More than $2 million
in jewels.

That seems to be the sum
of the astronomical theft

that has been committed in
the Hotel Sofitel Jamai in Fez,

from Contesse Falconetti,

wife of the couturier
of the same name.

This necklace.

You don't like it?

Yes.

[Reporter continuing]
Before threatening her,

and escaping with
$2 million in jewels.

Is your climbing that good?

Would you like it to be me?

All the suspects
that were questioned

have been released except
a certain Valentin Valentin,

a yachtsman
with a strange amnesia,

and a suspect track record,

a lounge lizard by
reputation who was by chance

in the Hotel Jamai in Fez

at the time of the robbery,

and I said lizard,
as only a spider or a lizard

would be able to climb such
a high wall to gain access.

[TV continues] There's still
more than $5 million...

What's this all about?

I spoke to him
a while ago on the boat.

So his world tour was an alibi?

He's good.

I can see how you were seduced.

I knew I was
being taken for a ride,

but not that far.

Donkeys that sound like whales,

mobile phones that don't work.

I should have seen it.

Do you still love him?

What?

You still love him?

Yes, I think so.

Yes.

He's very good, then.

Yeah, operator.

I'd like to be put
in contact with, um,

with the Embassy for Morocco.

Yes, the Moroccan Embassy,
please.

If you want to hire
a plane, and off we go.

Damn, it was cut off.

[exhales]

[Inspector] Tell me where
jewels are,

and you can sit down.

The chair is waiting for you.

No, the Embassy
for Morocco in Morocco.

No, not the Embassy
for Morocco

-in Paris--
-There's no--

Wait, wait, wait. Shh, wait.

Yes, the Moroccan
one in Morocco.

I'm sorry to bother you,

but there's no embassy for
Morocco in Morocco.

Embassies are abroad.

[both laughing]

This pleases no one to do this!

You don't feel like talking to
me?

He does it often, yes.

What do you mean,
he does it often?

What's next?

Yes no, I know, yeah.

Yes, yes he does it quite often.

It's-it's been a career.

What does he do often?

Who's that?

There's nobody. I'm joking.

Very funny, huh.

It's just that I'm not sure that
he needs you

there right now this second,
so there.

How long were
you two together for?

Well, we're still together.

Good.

That's good.

We're all together, then.

If you want, yes.

We're all together.

As well as that,
in a while, we're going to eat.

We're going to sleep.

Yes, we're going to
sleep in front of you.

Yes.

It's never the right time,
but, um,

but, uh,

I'm really in love with you, so.

[Thierry] So I'm telling you
now.

Hmm?

You're not going to laugh, hmm?

[Thierry] Well, a little, huh?

[chuckles]

Seriously, what should I do
about Valentin?

[soft jazz music]

[Inspector sighs]

It feels good to lie down.

[Inspector] You see, the worst,

it's around four, five in the
morning.

Then the day starts,
and there's not many

can put up with that.

Don't you like it?

Yes, yes.

Did he really buy it,
the barman in the hotel?

Well yes, of course.

Thanks!

No, it's lovely.

I'll keep it. Thanks!

[people chanting in French]

[door creaks]

[lock turning]

[Inspector] Sixteen hours
standing up.

It's a record.

[Inspector] You do realize that

if you had told me where the
jewels are,

you would be now climbing the
mountain with your girlfriend

to Lalla Chafia.

[Inspector] You wouldn't like to
put yourself in our position.

Now listen.

It is really like an act of God

that the jewels
and a man like you met.

You were made for each other.
[echoing]

Good. Are you listening?

For the last time,
tell me where the jewels are...

and...

[insects buzzing]

[drumming music]

[all chanting]

[soft jazz music]

[Jane singing in French]

[tense music]

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Take it slow *

[tense foreboding music]

* Johnny Doe *

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Stop the show *

[people whispering]

[Valentin] Do you remember me?

So how was Lalla Chafia?

It was unbelievable.

Another dream I would
love to be sharing with you.

[birds chirping]

[muffled music
plays in distance]

How's Jane?

[Inspector scoffs]

If you tell me
where the jewels are,

we can go and see her together.

Have you been in
touch with Dr. Lamy?

Yeah.

He'll be here in five minutes.

[Sam] This one's not normal.

First up, last to bed.

Friendly with everyone.

[sighs] If we can't trust the
good ones,

what do we do?

At least this one works.

[Sam] He works as if
he's already the boss.

Perhaps he loves the region.

Hmm.

Well, what if you're the region?

[Soleil] You know the whole
region's in love with me.

The next two or three days,

if he doesn't
screw up, he's out.

Never happy, huh?

One wrong step,
buddy, and you're out.

[all singing in French]

[clapping rhythmically]

We know you did not
spend the night together.

The porter at the hotel
saw you come back from town

at five in the morning
on your own.

And if it was me who did the
job?

While you are waiting,
here's a bit of his past.

For me, his future
is more interesting.

Would you like to
hear his statement?

Here.

To the question did you spend
the night of the 12th-13th

with Miss Jane Lester in her
room at the Hotel Jambai?

The answer is no.

That proves that he's a
gentleman.

Can I see him?

When we've got the jewels back.

Is he in pain?

You've known each
other for some time?

Two days.

You like Morocco?

If you let me see him, yes.

[Inspector laughs]

I'd like to know your real
reason for staying here.

Well I think I'm about
to rob you.

There's nothing to take.

Yes there is.

You.

At first I thought I'd hang out
here for some time, then...

then you.

[girl] Mommy, hello.

Oh, how's it going, princess?

-You okay?
-Hi, Mommy. All right?

[Soleil] How's school?

-[girl] Mommy-
-[Soleil] Okay, good. All right.

Yeah, we'll see that later.
Yeah.

[girl] What have you been doing?

I went shopping with David.

-[girl] Let's go.
-Let's go, okay.

So, um.

[Soleil] So, so how was school?

[man] So how is my
handyman doing?

[Sam exhales]

[Sam] He's doing all too
well.

The other day, when
he went shopping with Soleil,

I had a look in his things.

You looked in his things?

What did you find?

Yeah, passports and
credit cards and jewels.

Oh, damn.

That's why I'd like you
to be there

tomorrow at training.

Yeah, that's not a problem.

What, uh, what do you want me
to do?

The last three days,
whenever I'm training,

Soleil's not about.

Where's Soleil?

Wait a sec, you're a bit,
a bit paranoid.

Perhaps you're getting...uh,
because, listen,

me, if I'm a man like him,
right?

I turn up here,
and I see you're a boxer,

so I'm not going to screw up,
by, by trying

to pull the man's wife.

[man] Anyway, I say all
that because it seems to me

a bit unlikely.

Perhaps he's just a nice guy,
huh?

Have you talked
to the police about it?

A little bit, yeah.

[dramatic music]

No.

It's not him.

It's not him? Perhaps, perhaps.

But it is him.

Can I present our specialist,
the big handyman?

To Ouarzazate.

Marrakech, Rabat.

Two weeks here,
three months there.

He finds a job,
he works all day and night,

a trick to get their confidence.

And when he's got the keys,

they're cleaned out.

Without a doubt, the most
similar is the Englishman.

[Dr. Lamy] With a tumor like
that, it's a miracle he still

remembers his own name.

He could have committed
the theft

without remembering it.

What do you recommend?

An operation.

Immediately.
We haven't got much more time.

After the operation, he'll
be able to remember anything?

[Inspector] What use will all
those jewels be to you

if I don't let you go
and have the operation?

At the moment,
they may at least serve

as some insurance.

After the operation,

I shall tell you where to find
the jewels.

So it was you?

Sorry, it was me.

I'm very sorry.

The singer, she,
she has the same thing?

She preferred to
go and see Lalla Chafia,

and I agree with her.

Hmm.

And what are the odds for me?

There's one chance.

One in 10.

[Valentin exhales]

[casual music]

[Jane speaking French]

* The falling leaves *

* Drift by the window *

* The autumn leaves *

* Of red and gold *

* I see your lips *

* The summer kisses *

[cell phone ringing]

[whispering in Italian]

* I used to hold *

* Since you went away *

* The days grow long *

This wind is crazy this evening.

* And soon I hear *

* Old winter songs *

Haven't you seen that man
somewhere before?

Which one?

That one sat at the back
on his own.

At the end.

No, he doesn't
seem at all familiar.

Well, I think he should be.

I recall now,
he was with us in Mogador.

And Rabat.

And Marrakech, also.

[Jane] Hello, Inspector.

It's Jane.

I have some information
that may be of interest to you.

[Inspector] Probably not as much
as that

that I have to give to you.

Valentin has just confessed.

And they'll operate tomorrow.

Didn't it go well?

Uh, no, it's someone else.

Oh.

But the two of them aren't so
far apart.

And, uh, can I see him?

Uh, you can watch him sleep,

but he'll be in a coma
for several days.

Is there a chance
he'll come through?

Well, uh, if he's on good terms
with you know who.

[Inspector exhales]

It was the police.

It was Valentin
who took the jewels.

He confessed.

The bad news is he can't
remember where they are.

He's having an operation.

Nine out of 10
that he'll never wake up.

Are you sure that the insurance
will bend your ear?

For the umpteenth time,
I told you to put

those bloody jewels in
the safe box at the hotel.

There, we'll be insured.

[scoffs]

I'm sorry.

But at least I had the sense
to come down.

[Monsieur Falconetti]
And the bottle of Bordeaux.

That gave
you good sense, no doubt.

In what state were you in
that evening?

You really piss me off.

Where are you going?

[Monsieur Falconetti]
To get the plane ready.

There is no reason to stay here.

I'll get in your way.

[shouts in Italian]

[door shuts]

[cellphone beeping]
[casual jazz music]

Hello?

[Jane singing in French]

[water splashes]

She's there.

He's here.

Look.

Let's see.

[chambermaid] I'm sure it's him.

Why do you say that?

I do that apartment
every morning.

There is more
than one person there.

And I smelled the sheets.

I could recognize
perfume from Madame Falconetti.

[Jane singing in French]

And a taxi as well, please.

Thanks.

Could you have my
baggage brought down?

Of course.

Thank you very much.

Most kind, sir.

Mouna?

He's on his way.

Try to slow
the deal best you can.

I'll get moving.

I'm sorry, sir.

But our computer
has just broken down.

And the porter,
he's broken down too?

[receptionist] It's time for
the call to prayer,

even for our porters.

If I miss
that plane, I promise you--

[Inspector]
Then you can take the next one.

What?

You can take the next
one in five or six years time.

What's this all about?

This chambermaid
has just found the jewels.

In your baggage.

No, but it was Madame Falconetti
who gave me them.

Threatened with a knife?

No, she's my mistress.

I think she's
allowed to give me a present.

Do you want me to remind you

of the number of
mistresses you had

in these last 20 years?

In all that time, you never
gave me a $2 million present.

[Inspector] Madame ?

Monsieur !

I think it would be better if
you delayed your trip, please.

[Inspector] Madame Falconetti.

For the umpteenth time.

You cannot leave this
country until you have admitted

that it was you who organized
the theft of the jewels

to profit your lover,
who could then pay his debts,

his numerous debts!

* Like I feel today *

* If I'm feeling tomorrow *

* Whoo, like I feel today *

Merci , monsieur.

I like it, very nice.

* I'm gonna pack my bags *

If you wouldn't
mind moving a bit.

It would help me out.

Would you mind?

If I have to move
down, you'll regret it a lot.

Why is that?

Because I have
some jewels for you.

Okay, you're very kind.

But we have all
we need right here, very kind.

But no, I'm sure you--
[coin clinks]

Merci , monsieur.

Can you move down please?
You're very kind.

Would you mind?

You're making this
very difficult for me.

What do you mean, exactly?

What I'm telling you, sir,

is I've always had everything
go right my way in life.

Several weeks ago,
a doc said to me,

unless I operate on
your head, you're gonna die.

-So I said to the Lord--
-I'm sorry--

I said Lord,
if you let me through this,

then I shall pay back every man

from whom I've
ever stolen in my life.

Here I am, sir.

I'm alive.

Okay, uh.

Go call the police.

* I said I hate to see *

* That evening sun go down *

But the, what is this?

Candid Camera?

[laughing] No.

Oh. [phone ringing]

Please keep?

I'm sorry.

Hello?

No, I can't talk now.

Something's happened.

No, no.

Go away.

Sir!

You forgot your statues!

I don't want the statues.

But--

I had lots of
statues about 40 years ago

when I was a little boy.

I used to steal them from you,

and then I'd take
them across the bridge

and sell them for half-price.

That was how I started.

So now I paid you back,

plus a little bit of interest.

And you don't want the statues?

What would I do with statues?

-Good luck.
-Oh!

[woman sobbing]

Oh.

[exciting fanfare music]
[fireworks exploding]

[crowd cheering]
[horn blaring]

[all cheering and clapping]

[horn blaring]

[all cheering]
[horns blaring]

[all clapping and cheering]

[horns blaring]

[bright inspiring music]

Hello?

[Jane] Bonjour .

Oh, Jane.

Where are you?

[Jane] In Paris.

I see.

Well, how's it going?

[Jane]
Like I've had a miracle.

Ah.

[Jane] And you?

Like I'd had an operation.

Where are you right now?

I-I'm at the start of
the round the world yacht race.

I came here to see
my friend Thierry leave.

He's got a new boat.

His boat's just
leaving at the very moment.

Can you hear
the screams of the crowd?

[Jane] I hear them.

I can see, I mean,
I could see them.

[Valentin]
What are you doing in Paris?

[Jane] I sing every
night in a jazz club,

and tonight I'm
gonna sing about you.

[soft jazz music]

[fireworks exploding]

[Jane singing in French]

* Johnny Doe *

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Take it slow *

* Johnny Doe *

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Stop the show *

[Jane singing in French]

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Take it slow *

* Johnny Doe *

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Stop the show *

* And now ladies and gentlemen *

[singing in French]

* Is he more than a gentleman *

[sings in French]

* Valentin just out for fun *

[sings in French]

* She believes
that a heaven's a name *

* In a neon light every night *

* And she dreams
of the pleasure of fame *

* And another
chance to survive *

[singing in French]

* In the black
of the city night *

[sings in French]

* Where she'd be so
sophisticated, so love *

* It was all
that she had to wear *

* Is it someone
who really cares *

* Or an empty black chair *

[soft tense music]

[birds chirping]

Life is just sleep.

And love is just a dream.

[Jane] Do you remember me?

If all goes to plan,
in three weeks, a month,

you can go back to sea.

[Jane singing in French]

[both laughing]

You like the sea, do you?

[Jane] I hope so.

Where are we off to, captain?

[Valentin]
Well, if I'm going to pay back

all my ill-gotten gains,

then I'm afraid we're
gonna have to make a trip

right round the world.

You okay with that?

[soft jazz music]

[singing in French]
[casual jazz music]

* Johnny Doe *

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Take it slow *

* Johnny Doe *

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Stop the show *

[singing in French]

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Take it slow *

* Johnny Doe *

* You can see *

* I can breathe *

* Stop the show *

* Ladies and gentleman *

[singing in French]