All language subtitles for Alias Smith and Jones - 1x15 - The Legacy of Charlie O Rourke.ia.eng

I can't do it anymore. I
don't wanna do it anymore.

I can't go on. Not another step.

Come on, Alice. Don't give up.

Our friend here always
thinks of something.

(PANTING)

Well, you got any
last ideas? One.

What's that? We're goners.

I knew you'd come up
with the right answer.

NARRATOR: Hannibal
Heyes and Kid Curry,

the two most successful
outlaws in the history of the West.

And in all the trains
and banks they robbed,

they never shot anyone.

This made our two latter-day
Robin Hoods very popular

with everyone but the
railroads and the banks.

CURRY: There's one
thing we gotta get, Heyes.

HEYES: What's that?

CURRY: Out of this business.

LOM: The governor can't come
flat out and give you amnesty now.

First, you gotta
prove you deserve it.

Ah, so all we have to do
is just stay out of trouble

till the governor figures
we deserve amnesty.

But in the meantime,
we'll still be wanted.

LOM: Well, that's true.

Till then, only you, me and
the governor will know about it.

It'll be our secret.

CURRY: I sure wish the governor
would let a few more people

in on our secret.

NARRATOR: Alias Smith and Jones,

starring Pete Duel
and Ben Murphy.

CHARLIE: Hey, Kid!

(CHARLIE WHOOPING) Oh, no.

We got to shut him
up. Darned if it ain't...

Howdy, Charlie. Well,
how are you doing?

(MEN LAUGHING)

Yeah.

I sure am glad
somebody showed up.

(SHUSHING) Charlie, Charlie.

Your voice. Huh?

Keep it down. Oh! Oh, sure.

You fellas are
still on the dodge?

We'd like to keep it
that way. I'm sorry.

I was just so glad to see a couple
of familiar faces. I wasn't thinking.

There's no harm done, Charlie.

What did they get
you for this time?

You mean you ain't heard?

Heard what?

About me.

No. Well, I'm the reason
all these folks are in town.

I hear the hotel's filled up. I figured
that's why you showed up, too.

You mean all these people
are in town because of you?

They come in for my trial.

It was really something. Sure
am sorry you fellas missed that.

But anyway, you can stay
for the rest of it, can't you?

Stay for what?

My hanging. It's gonna
be tomorrow morning.

Visitors, Charlie.

Kind of wondered how long it'd be
till some of your friends showed up.

What's the matter, Sheriff? Something wrong
with paying a visit to a condemned man?

No. But I wouldn't try to make out like
you're some kind of Good Samaritans.

I mean, you stand to be pretty
well-paid for cheering him up,

ain't that right?

Hi, Charlie.

What was that all about?

Yeah. What did he mean by
being well-paid for visiting you?

Come on. Neither of you
heard about what I stole?

Stole?

$100,000 in gold bars.

We just rode into town, Charlie.

We didn't hear nothing
about $100,000 in gold.

I'm not sure we want to.

Well, now, I wouldn't
go so far as to say that.

All right, Charlie.
Tell us about the gold.

Hell, I buried it on the desert
before the posse caught up to me.

I figured I was gonna have to take the
secret of where it's hid to glory with me.

But now that you
boys are here...

I was right. We don't
want to hear about it.

We don't?

It was stolen, Kid.

Even if we didn't
steal it ourselves,

we'd be committing a
crime if we went after it.

What you mean, you'd be committing a
crime? Since when did that ever bother you?

Since the Governor
offered us an amnesty,

if we stayed out of trouble
long enough to earn it.

You mean, I still got
to get hung tomorrow

knowing $100,000 is just gonna
sit there until the end of the world?

Well, what about telling
the law where it is?

Maybe you can make
a deal for a reprieve.

There was a couple of other
fellas in that robbery with me.

Kind of wild and reckless
fellas, you know what I mean?

They got themselves killed off
when the posse caught up to us.

But they sure made things
exciting before they went.

CURRY: What are you
trying to say, Charlie,

that some men in the
posse were killed, too?

That's right.

I don't figure even 500,000 worth of
gold's gonna bargain me any reprieve.

So, I guess I'll just have to
leave that gold where it's at,

unless I can get you
boys to change your mind.

No.

I don't think so, Charlie. That
amnesty means a lot to us.

There's something
else you could do for me.

Kind of a last request.

Sure, Charlie.

What is it?

Be here tomorrow
morning for the hanging.

How much money
we got between us?

About $15.

You're not thinking about
those gold bars, are you?

No, I'm thinking about
a drink. I feel terrible.

I wish old Charlie
never spotted us.

No, it could've been worse.

A lawman could've spotted us.

Smith! Jones!

Is that... Yeah. Special Agent
Harry Briscoe in the flesh.

(LAUGHING)

Hi, Mr. Briscoe.

Golly, it's good
to see you boys!

What, you come for the hanging?

No, sir, Mr. Briscoe.
We're just passing through.

I see.

Say, you know, the way you two helped me
with those train robbers outside Brimstone?

That gave me a big boost in
the Bannerman organization.

You know, I'd sure like to have a
chance later to buy you fellas a drink

and thank you proper.

Well, I think you could do
that. We're staying the night.

Good. Good. Where'll I meet you?

How about the saloon?

Good thinking, Jones.

I'm Smith. He's Jones.

I know that.

Just checking you out.

See you, boys.

Heyes, do you think
it's such a good idea

accepting an invite from
a Bannerman detective?

No.

It's almost as dangerous
as turning him down.

Wonder why they're
looking at us like that?

I can only think of
two or three reasons.

Any one of which
would get us 20 years.

(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

Whisky, please. Two.

Boy, you keep your
money in your pocket.

Anything you want in
here, friend, is on the house.

On the house?

Well, you're friends of
Charlie O'Rourke's, ain't you?

Word sure travels fast. Yeah.

Any friend of Charlie's
is a friend of mine.

Another drink?
Don't mind if I do.

BRISCOE: Hold it, Vic.

These boys drinking
out of my bottle.

Set us up a corner
table over there.

VIC: Yes, sir, Mr. Briscoe.

Looks like we got more
to discuss than I thought.

I just had a very interesting
talk with the sheriff about you two.

Oh, I'm so sorry.
It's all my fault.

Ma'am, you shouldn't
be sorry. It's my fault.

Good day.

Sit down, sit down.

Straight Kentucky corn.

Finest drinking
whiskey known to man.

Now, what do we talk about?

Sounded like you had
something to talk about.

Oh, the sheriff.

That was real interesting.

Yeah, he just happened
to mention that you boys

dropped in to see Charlie
O'Rourke. Real friendly.

So?

We did say hello. And goodbye.

Hello and goodbye to
a thief and a murderer.

Kind of suggests to
me that you know him.

Come on, boys.

You didn't just
happen into town.

O'Rourke sent for you, right?

Why would a known
outlaw send for us?

Now, that was gonna
be my next question.

And I think I've got the answer.

Now you told me that you could
identify Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry

from the time when
you were in trouble

and were befriended by the gang.

That's the honest truth.

Treated us like one
of their own kind.

That is, until we were able to go
our own separate, law-abiding way.

And you never been mixed
up in outlawing before or since?

This was supposed to be a friendly
drink, Mr. Briscoe. What're you getting at?

Well, just this.

How come you know
Charlie O'Rourke?

He never rode with
the Devil's Hole gang.

We know lots of men.

Some good and some bad. What
does that have to do with our friendship?

Boys, our friendship and
my job may be at odds here.

If it comes to a showdown, you
know which way the lead'll fly.

A showdown?

I expect you two to tell me
where O'Rourke buried that gold

before you leave town.

That is, if you expect to
leave this town in the vertical.

Mr. Briscoe, that
sounds like a threat.

Oh, no. Just a prediction.

I know people in
these one-horse towns.

When you go out after that gold,

you're gonna think
you're leading the parade,

or somebody'll kill you
before you leave town,

trying to beat it out of you
where the gold's buried.

Think it over.

The gold'll keep
longer than you will.

Yeah. We don't have enough
money to hang around this town,

and it don't appear we
got enough to leave either.

We're only $100,000 short.
We'll think of something.

Meanwhile, the fella said all
the drinks are on the house.

We're real popular gents.

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

What is it? Huh?

That folded paper in your hand.

It's a note.

I figured that
much. What's it say?

It says to come up
and see her in her room.

Who?

Her.

I figured that much, too. Which
one of us? Who's the note to?

The note seems to
have fallen nearer me.

Funny, I was thinking
it was nearer me.

(LAUGHING)

(CHEERING)

(SINGING)

(ALL CHEERING)

We weren't sure who the
invitation was for, ma'am.

Why, both of you, of course. You
do chaperone each other, don't you?

Yes, of course. And three
makes it perfectly proper.

I do hope that you like the tea.

It's one of the few
vestiges of civilization

that I have managed
to maintain in this town.

You don't like it here
in Browntown, ma'am?

No. I was on my
way to San Francisco.

Unfortunately, this
is as far as I got.

Well, how long
have you been here?

Eighteen months.

I was on my way to San
Francisco hoping to get a stake

so that I could open
a place of my own.

Your own saloon?
Well, and a dance hall.

I must admit I do get
nauseous on that swing,

but everyone else
seems to like it. Please.

Ma'am, they'd
like it if you were

standing in the
middle of a poker table,

wearing a full length overcoat,

as long as you sang
it just the way you did.

Well, thank you, that is so
sweet of you. I'm so glad you like it

because that's exactly why I
asked you to come up here.

Ma'am?

To offer you each a
portion of my business.

Ma'am? A partnership.

A partnership?

All three of us
in San Francisco.

You said yourself that I'd
be a success with my singing.

And our money?

Well, since you are about to
come into a large sum of cash.

You know, I really do wish we'd have
let Charlie tell us where he hid the stuff.

This is getting painful.

I'm beginning to see what
you mean. Come on. Let's go.

JAILER: All right, ma'am.

How much time, sir?

JAILER: About four
hours more or less.

Do you mean to
spend the whole time?

Well, yes, I do.

Unless Mr. O'Rourke minds.

Heck, no, I don't mind, miss.

But why, miss?

I thought that maybe a few songs

and someone to talk to might make
the night go a little easier for you.

You know the one about
the drum and the fife?

(SINGING THE STREETS OF LAREDO)

I see by your outfit
That you are a cowboy

These words I do
say As I boldly sit by

I'll sit down beside you

And hear your sad story

You'll hang in the morning
I know you must die

Oh, beat the drum slowly
And play the fife lowly

Play the death march
As you carry him along

Take him to the valley
and lay the sod o'er him

For he's a young cowboy

We know he's done wrong

Six jolly cowboys
to carry his coffin

Six pretty maidens
to bear up his pall

Put bunches of
roses all over his coffin

Put roses to deaden
the sod as they fall

Oh, beat the drum slowly
And play the fife lowly

(PRIEST CHATTERING)

And give a wild hoot
As we wave him along

We loved our poor Charlie

So brave and so handsome

We loved our young cowboy

And this is his song

MAN 1: All right, turn around.
CURRY: Hey, what is this?

HEYES: Hey,
what's going on here?

MAN 2: Come on,
we're going for a walk.

(MEN PUNCHING)

(SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

(SCREAMING)

(HORSES NEIGHING)

(GRUNTING)

(RATTLING)

BRISCOE: Wait a
minute! We're friends!

I'll have the law on
you! Remember...

(YELLING INCOHERENTLY)

Mr. Briscoe, next time
you feel like sending men

to beat Charlie O'Rourke's
gold out of us, don't!

Unless you've got the secret
for breathing underwater.

Wait, boys!

I really don't think you
got anything to say to us.

(CHOKING) $5,000!

But I could be wrong. I was
just about to mention that.

(WHEEZING)

An end to
hostilities, hey, boys?

I don't mind drinking to that.

The company's starting
to sweat about their gold,

so they've authorized
a reward for recovery.

Five percent.

Just doesn't sound as
impressive as 100,000, does it?

No, but it's honest
money, no questions asked.

Now, you take me to the
gold or tell me where it is,

and you're out of it free with
a $5,000 consolation prize.

Well, boys, what do you say?

HEYES: Same as
yesterday, Mr. Briscoe.

Charlie didn't tell
us where the gold is.

And we don't figure
he's likely to now.

What about Alice Banion?

She didn't spend four
hours in his cell last

night singing him
gospel hymns for nothing.

Alice spent four
hours with Charlie?

Singing gospel hymns?

That's right.

Now, what do you think will happen
to that little lady if word gets around

that she was with Charlie
the night before he swung?

I won't be able to talk
any sense into her,

but you boys are
smarter than I am.

Now you help the little
lady dig up the gold.

You get the reward and save
her from doing 10 years in prison.

Mr. Briscoe, you're asking us to lie
to her, get her to lead us to the gold

and then take it from her for the
reward, and we're not going to do that.

Yes. Yes, you
are. I'll tell you why.

I've been thinking
about you boys

and I don't believe anything you
told me from the first time we met.

I think you're a pair of crooks.

Which pair of
crooks, I don't know.

But over in the sheriff's office

there's a file of
descriptions of crooks

and I'm going through it.

And when I do, I think
I'm gonna find you there.

Now, you do what I ask,
and I won't go through that file.

I'll just forget my suspicions.

Well, boys, you
going to do it or not?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Well, you're still here.

May we come in? Why?

Well, we've been doing
a little thinking, Alice.

About what?

About you and Charlie's gold.

Thank you.

What about it? We'd
like to help you with it.

That's very thoughtful of you, but
very confusing. I don't have the gold.

But you will, Alice.

We figure that you
know where Charlie hid it.

Gentlemen,

if that were remotely possible,

why on earth would I share
my good fortune with you?

Because if you want to keep any part of
that good fortune, you'll have to move it.

Probably in a hurry.

You have any idea how much
$100,000 worth of gold weighs?

The market price for gold
this morning was $21 an ounce.

At $333 a pound,
that would be...

How soon would you
boys be ready to leave?

(CALLING TO HORSES)

They're getting awfully
far ahead of us, Sheriff.

That's right, Hank.

I don't aim to eat
their dust all day.

We'll follow along about a
half mile behind. All right, boys.

Round up.

Relay station! We
change horses here.

I think I'll stretch my legs.

You want to come out if you want?
It's nothing to look at, but you can.

No, thanks. I
think I'll stay here.

Whoa! Hold it, men.

We'll lay back here
until they get going again.

Well, they're going again.

(HEYES CALLING TO HORSES)

(WHISTLING)

(DOGS BARKING)

Hey, where are
you going with that?

Hey!

ALICE: You're both
out of your minds!

We can't get away from
them in a stagecoach!

HEYES: Hang on and wait!

ALICE: For what?
The wheels to fall off?

What's going on?

They just up and took
it. They stole the stage.

HANK: Well, what are we
waiting for? Let's get after them.

Will you hold your horses?

We want them to think
they're getting away.

Besides, that stagecoach'll leave a
trail that I could follow in my sleep.

All right, boys. Nice and easy.

We're on a downhill pull now.

All right!

This is it!

(YELLING)

(HORSES NEIGHING)

ALICE: How far will it
go without the driver?

HEYES: Few miles, till they figure
nobody's beating them, then they'll stop!

CURRY: Few miles is all we need.

I can't see. Are they coming?

(HORSES APPROACHING)

(ALICE YELPING) Come
on, get down. Here they come.

I sort of wish I could be there

when they find out what
it is they've been chasing.

You know, I really don't
understand anything.

So they find an empty coach.
What good does that do us?

On the road, on foot, in
the middle of nowhere.

Well, I better go get us some
horses. You two wait here.

Do you really know what
you're doing, either one of you?

Well,

I suppose we could walk from
here to where the gold is buried.

I suppose it'd only
take two or three weeks.

Alice, didn't anyone ever tell you
that every cloud has a silver lining?

The last man who told me that was
killed by a cloud with a tornado in it.

BRISCOE: It's about time you got
here. Drop the gun, boy. It's me up here.

This place was
beginning to spook me.

You have any trouble finding it?

I got turned around once.

Directions were right
on the money. Yeah.

Somehow you always come
around to money, Mr. Briscoe.

That's what they pay me for.

Single-mindedness. Uh-huh.

Yeah, well, I'll see you
back in town in a week or so.

With the gold, boy.
The whole 100,000.

Yeah, that was the deal.

Just don't forget
your end of it.

Come on.

(HORSES NEIGHING)

How did you do that?

All it takes is a little genius.

I don't think so. I think maybe
you're a magician or something.

Or something.

Wait, wait. Look
back there. That way.

There's somebody
following us. A man.

I don't see anything.

Well, he was there, he's gone
now. I guess he ducked back.

I think we better go
back and take a look.

You wait here. It'll be safer.

Okay.

Be careful, all
right? I don't want

anything to happen to
either one of you two.

HEYES: We don't either, Alice.

(GUN COCKING)

I sure hope you weren't planning anything
unfriendly with that rifle, Mr. Briscoe.

I didn't know who that
was with the sun in my eyes.

Anyway, how was I to know
you were gonna double back.

You should've figured we
would when you let Alice spot you.

You almost put the
whole plan out to pasture.

Now, will you get back to
town and stay off our backs?

I got as much right out
here as anybody. More.

I've got the right to see
that you two stay honest.

Can't you get it through
your head, Briscoe?

If you make the girl suspicious, there
won't be anything to stay honest for.

She'll wait till she can get
help from somebody else.

Somebody she can trust.

I don't have any choice.
I'm gonna trust you.

Well, now you're
finally listening.

Well, we got ourselves
all worked up over nothing.

Yeah. He was nothing but an
advance man for the railroad.

Why, you two are the worst
pair of liars that ever lived.

What are you talking about?

This is what I'm talking about.

You just met with
Briscoe and I saw it.

And that means that you've been
lying to me from the very beginning.

And I really trusted you. I
really thought you liked me.

And I really thought
you wanted to help me.

We did it for you.

We just didn't figure
it was helping you

by letting you run off
with stolen property.

They put women
in jail, too, you know.

What did Briscoe do? He
offer you some kind of a reward?

$5,000.

But we figured on
giving you a third.

(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
I'm supposed to believe that.

(CHUCKLING)
But it's true, Alice.

Yeah.

We just couldn't let
you do something

that would have you
running for the rest of your life.

Running is something we know
a little about. You wouldn't like it.

That's something
you can believe.

Well, maybe I do believe you.

Then you'll settle
for a third of $5,000?

The gold is about two
more days' ride from here.

ALICE: This is it!

Where?

There.

Charlie said that the gold was
under a Joshua tree with a big X on it.

HEYES: Thaddeus, how many
Joshua trees do you see out there?

CURRY: The same number
you see. About 1,000.

Alice, didn't Charlie
say anything else?

Yes, of course. He said the marked
Joshua tree was beside three large rocks

set in a triangle
like those right there.

(MEN LAUGHING)

After you, Joshua. Of course.

Look at that. I mean, is
that... That is beautiful.

That is the most... Is
that not something? Yeah.

We are rich, rich! $100,000
and look at two handsome men.

You know, sometimes
life isn't so bad, is it?

You know... Oh, look.

I think you're overestimating
things all the way around, Alice.

Yeah, speak for
yourself, Mr. Smith.

Well, I meant the reward
on $100,000, of course.

Oh, of course. Of course.

And given the proper
circumstances and opportunities

it's more than likely that I
could fall in love with you two.

With both of us?
Together or separate?

Well, separately, of course.

But don't ask me to choose
which one. I simply couldn't do that.

Well, maybe we could
settle it between us.

Oh, I couldn't bear the idea of either
of you getting hurt fighting over me.

Neither could I. I was thinking
more in the order of flipping a coin.

You're joking with me.

(GUNS FIRING)

(HORSES NEIGHING)

BRISCOE: Drop the guns,
boys! Next time I don't miss.

(ALICE SCREAMS)

The guns, boys! Throw
them over under this tree.

Now, little lady, why don't you
just lead those horses over there?

As long as the boys
stay put, you'll be all right.

HEYES: You know, I don't believe it,
Briscoe. I mean, you're a Bannerman man.

They don't steal.

Was a Bannerman man.

I spent 22 years returning
other people's money.

I decided it was time I
had a little bit of my own.

You call $100,000 a little?

BRISCOE: That's
the whole point, boys.

Every man has a breaking point.

Mine's 100,000 in gold and
a clear shot at the border.

Now, wait a minute. You can't leave us
out here without horses and without water.

Seeing as how you boys were
good enough to give me a drink

the other day,

I'll leave you a canteen.
You'll make it back.

'Course it may take you awhile.

Long enough for me
to get across the border.

Well, in case we
never meet again,

it's been real nice knowing
you boys, whoever you are.

Oh, that goes for
you, too, little lady.

(LAUGHING)

What are we going to do?

Walk.

But he went that way.

Browntown's that way,
and water and horses.

But San Pancracio is this
way and it's nearer I think.

I can't do it anymore. I
don't wanna do it anymore.

I can't go on. Not another step.

Come on, Alice. Don't give up.

Our friend here always
thinks of something.

Well, you got any
last ideas? One.

What's that? We're goners.

I knew you'd come up
with the right answer.

(SCHMITT SPEAKING GERMAN)

You're beginning to sound
peculiar to me, Joshua.

I didn't say anything.

SCHMITT: No, I did.

What are you three doing
way out here without horses?

ALICE: I can't get over your
cooking, Mr. Schmitt. This sausage.

And that marvelous strudel.

Yeah, they teach well
at the German Army.

That's where I
learned the basics.

Of course, a real Meisterkoch
never stops learning his trade.

After the army, I worked in
the finest restaurant in Berlin

until I saved enough
money to come to America.

What do you think?

Well, they aren't racers
but they'll never quit.

Briscoe won't be making much
time leading three horses by reign.

Let's run him...

Walk him down.

Mr. Schmitt.
Please, call me Kurt.

I like the informal
ways of your New World.

All right, Kurt.

We'd like to borrow your horses.

Borrow them?

Isn't that an unusual request?

The reason for it is
pretty unusual, too.

CURRY: We want to go after
the man that stranded us out here.

Took something from us.
Something pretty valuable.

It's worth a lot to
us if we catch him.

How much exactly is it worth?

$5,000. It's a reward.

We planned to divide it three
ways with Miss Banion here.

Well, gentlemen, to
simply loan you my horses

would be poor business practice.

And I came to your
country to go into business.

Now, if you would consider
dividing the reward four ways, yeah?

All right.

Mr. Schmitt, you really
are a businessman.

Please, my dear, call me Kurt.

Well, we could use a couple
of guns, too, if you have any.

A pair of hunting
rifles, will they do?

No extra charge.

(LAUGHING)

Come on, you pudding-foot. Go!

(BRISCOE PRACTICING SPANISH)

(HORSES NEIGHING)

Too kind-hearted.
That's my trouble.

(GROANING)

Where'd you get
them plow horses?

We can explain that on the
way back to town. Let's go.

Wait a minute.

You're not taking me back.

Yep.

We figure that the
express company

might just be willing
to raise the reward

if we bring back
you and the bullion.

Yeah, they probably
would if you took me back.

You won't.

Why won't we?

You haven't exactly earned
any favors from us, Briscoe.

Not from Joshua
Smith, Thaddeus Jones.

I'd figure Hannibal Heyes,
Kid Curry owe me one.

That's right, boys.

Finally did what I
threatened to do.

Went through the
sheriff's wanted posters.

And there I found
two descriptions.

Couldn't be anybody but my
good friends, Smith and Jones.

Come on, boys. Let's
forget the whole thing.

We'll divide up the
gold. You go your way,

I'll go on to Mexico.

No.

We're taking all the
money back to the company.

The reward's good enough for us.

You're not going
to give it back?

Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry?

Mr. Briscoe, as
you already know,

an honest man'll sometimes
turn dishonest for a price.

Well, now, it works the
other way around, too.

It's never too
late, Mr. Briscoe.

What you're saying is, if I
don't tell them who you are,

you won't tell them what I did?

Seems fair enough.

We don't believe in holding a
little crookedness against a fella.

No, sir. We like to think
there's a little bad in everybody.

HEYES: 900, 1,000, 1,100, 1,200,

1,250. Thank you.

Now, you may give
me Kurt's share as well.

It's all right. She's the
banker in our partnership.

There you go.

Well, it's a long
way to California.

They'll get you
there, if anything will.

HEYES: That's a fact.

You must come visit us if
you get to San Francisco.

It's the Golden Perch
restaurant, huh?

It's going to be the finest
restaurant in San Francisco.

The entertainment
will be pretty good, too.

I might even learn
some German lullabies.

Excuse me.

(CLEARS THROAT) Well,

I guess it's about time

to say goodbye.

I guess I'll always wonder what would've
happened if I'd met you one at a time.

My dear.

Best of luck, Alice.
You deserve it.

Auf Wiedersehen, huh? Bye.

What you thinking?

Well...

Next time we meet a girl
like her, we ought to flip a coin.

Who's coin?