All language subtitles for Alias Smith and Jones - 1x09 - Stagecoach Seven.ia.eng

Hey, you fellas!

That posse's gonna be
coming along pretty soon now,

looking for that stagecoach.

You guys better
ride out of here.

Not without Curry and Heyes.

You got 50 seconds
to send them out,

or say your prayers.

It ain't right, Charlie, your
putting all these folks in danger.

Not to mention you
and me and Hannah.

You ought to forget about the
bounty money and turn them over.

Joe, it's a
once-in-a-lifetime chance,

(GUN FIRING)

and I'm gonna cut you in on it.

Gonna give you $5,000
if you back me up.

Do you mind if I add
something to that?

I'm not admitting we are Heyes
and Curry, you understand?

(GUN FIRING)

But I do happen to know that the
reward on them is payable dead or alive.

What about dead or alive?
You're alive enough now, ain't you?

Yeah, and we'd
like to stay that way,

which we won't if you turn
us over to that bunch out there.

They're not about
to turn us in alive.

They're outlaws themselves.

They're in no
position to do that.

What they'll do
is they'll kill us

and they'll get a go-between
to deal with the law.

I happen to think that if
you turn us in to the law,

you'll turn us in alive.

(BABY CRYING)

NARRATOR: Hannibal
Heyes and Kid Curry,

the two most successful
outlaws in the history of the West.

And in all the trains
and banks they robbed,

they never shot anyone.

This made our two latter-day
Robin Hoods very popular

with everyone but the
railroads and the banks.

CURRY: There's one
thing we gotta get, Heyes.

HEYES: What's that?

CURRY: Out of this business.

LOM: The governor can't come
flat out and give you amnesty now.

First, you gotta
prove you deserve it.

Ah, so all we have to do
is just stay out of trouble

till the governor figures
we deserve amnesty.

But in the meantime,
we'll still be wanted.

LOM: Well, that's true.

Till then, only you, me and
the governor will know about it.

It'll be our secret.

CURRY: I sure wish the governor
would let a few more people

in on our secret.

NARRATOR: Alias Smith and Jones,

starring Pete Duel
and Ben Murphy.

Hey.

One-way ticket to Mesa.
Name's Harry Downs.

Yes, sir. That'll
be $12, Mr. Downs.

Here you go, sir. One-way
ticket to Mesa and $8 change.

All right, folks, we're
ready to get rolling.

Well, it's about time.

One, two, three, four...

Looks like we got a
problem here, folks.

We got seven passengers,
not counting the infant in arms.

Can't you handle all of us?

Not inside the coach.
There's only room for six.

Afraid that someone's gonna
have to ride up top with me.

How about you, young fella?

You're the youngest
one here, looks like.

Me?

Sure. You go on, get up
there alongside that driver.

Sir, I don't believe
I can do that.

Why not?

I have my wife.

I mean, I ought to sit in there
with my wife and my baby.

You don't worry about her, kid.

We'll take good
care of your wife.

Look, I'm sorry, but I
want my husband with me.

I need him to help hold
the baby part of the way.

This is between
your husband and me.

Women ought to learn to keep
their noses out of men's business.

Begging your pardon, sir,

but if I remember correctly, you did buy
the last ticket on this coach, didn't you?

You talking to me?

That's right.

I was about to say that since
you did buy the last ticket,

and since you don't appear
to be exactly aged or infirm,

it just seems kind of logical
that you ought to ride up on top.

I'll tell you what, kid. I
just changed my mind.

I'm gonna let you take turns
holding your baby with your wife.

You go on, sit in
there beside her.

You're gonna ride up on top.

You know, this is gonna
be a long trip we're making,

and I sure hate
to see it get started

with such a lot of
unpleasantness, Mr...

What's your name?

Harry Downs.

Well, Harry, I'm sure you don't
mean to make such a big issue

over a seat in a stagecoach.

I mean, you're not that
unreasonable, are you?

Let's put it another way.

Either you ride up on
top or you don't ride at all.

You really would
make an issue of it.

That's right.

Get on up there
or just plain get.

Or you can draw.

Those are the only
choices I've got?

That's right.

Did I make the right
choice, Mr. Downs?

(URGING HORSE)

You sure you wouldn't like to
have your husband sitting by you?

Oh, no, thank you very much.

You see, we
always ride this way.

I prefer to ride
facing backwards

and Mr. Bowers always
insists on facing the front.

Why, I remember
one time in Abilene...

Winifred.

(URGING HORSE)

(JOE WHISTLING)

(HORSES WHINNYING)

Whoa!

You people get out of
there. Keep your hands up.

It appears we're being held up.

You boys are going to an
awful lot of bother for nothing.

I don't know how much money
our passengers have on them,

but I can tell you we're carrying
nothing but ordinary US mail.

We ain't carrying no currency,
and we ain't carrying no bullion.

I think he's telling the truth.

Well, now, folks, we're just
gonna take up a little collection.

Don't anybody be stupid
and try holding out on us.

Don't we know the fella that's
running that bunch from somewhere?

Think his name is Clint Weaver.

He used to ride with
Sam Parfrey's gang.

Think he recognized us?

He was working on it.

Well, "sorry" isn't gonna
get our money back, is it?

You know, I don't
mind telling you

I personally had
quite a bit of money

in that wallet those
men just took from me.

Well, our company has insurance

and I'll file claims for you
when we get to the first stop.

I don't promise you'll
get everything they took,

but some of it will
be made up to you.

Well, we'll just see who's
gonna hear about this.

Yeah. Yes, sir.

(URGING HORSE)

Whoa.

What's wrong, Clint?

Those two back there.

I been trying to remember who
they are, and it just came to me.

Why, are they someone special?

Huh. Oh, they're special,
all right. $20,000 special.

Boys, we just held up Kid
Curry and Hannibal Heyes.

(URGING HORSE)

(STAGECOACH APPROACHING)

Hannah!

Stage is finally getting here.

Hey, Joe!

Running a little
late, ain't you?

No help for it, Charlie.
We was held up.

Why, that's awful. Anybody hurt?

Nope. We was lucky.

Oh, you poor dear.
And with a baby and all.

You must have been
frightened to death.

I guess I was, almost.

Well, you come on right inside.

All you folks, come on in.

There's coffee and
sandwiches for everyone

while Mr. Utley
changes the horses.

Even if he did recognize us, you
think he'd do anything about it?

If he knows about the
rewards, I think he just might.

Well, there's no sign of them.

Maybe he didn't figure it out.

Yeah.

I guess we're both getting
a little too nervous lately.

How about some of that coffee?

Lead me to it.

(COOING)

(BABY BABBLING)

Have some coffee, boys.

There are some claim
forms to fill out if you want.

Thank you, ma'am.

Well, I'll fill out
a claim form.

And they better
make it all good.

Thank you.

(GUN COCKING)

WEAVER: Turn around, and
don't make any loud noises.

Well, now, friend, this
here's your lucky day.

I don't start too
many lucky days

with no six-gun
pressed on my neck.

Put it away, Phil. Make
sure nobody butts in.

Now, like I said,
this is your lucky day,

on account of you gonna pick
yourself up an easy $2,000.

How am I gonna do that?

You're gonna walk in
the stationhouse there.

Couple of men inside, both of
them passengers on the stage.

One of them's got on
a light tan leather coat,

the other one brown corduroy.

Yeah, I seen them.
What about them?

You get the drop on them
and just bring them out here.

And it's worth $2,000.

Oh, no, it ain't.
That's for darn sure.

I work here, mister,

and those fellas are passengers
on the line that pays my wages.

And I ain't about to bring any
passengers out to just anybody.

And I'm not gonna bring
them out to somebody

who comes waltzing in
here waving weapons around.

You got a good
head. I like that.

All right, then.

They ain't just passengers. They're
Kid Curry and Hannibal Heyes,

both of them wanted by the law.

Curry and Heyes, huh?

That's who they are.

And all you gotta do to get a
nice chunk of their bounty money

is walk in casual-like
and get the drop on them.

Be a lot safer for everybody than
if we had to go in and get them.

You know something?

If I could trust you two
fellas to give me that $2,000,

I'd do it.

But how do I know you won't just
collect the bounty on those two guys

and just forget about me?

Hey, I give you my word that...

No. No, I'll do better than
that. Phil, give me the money.

What, are you crazy, Clint?

(CLAPPING) Give me the money.

Now, it just so happens we
got a little bit of money with us.

We're gonna give you
what we got right here,

sort of a down
payment on the rest.

We got a deal?

BOWERS: They got the
diamond ring, too, huh?

Yes.

How many times have I
told you not to wear that ring

when we travel?

(GUN COCKING)

Begging your pardon, sir,
but your rifle, it's pointing at us.

It's gonna keep right
on pointing at you, too.

Now, you fellas just drop
those gun belts on the floor,

real slow and real easy-like.

Well, now, I don't know what
you got in your mind, mister,

but I know I got a face that a lot
of people think they seen before.

I never seen either one of
you fellas in my whole life.

Now, Hannah, you pick
up these here gun belts

and you put them on
that table over there.

Now, fellas,

I want you to get up real slow,

go over and sit in those chairs.

Now, Hannah, I want you to tie
up those fellas in those chairs.

What's the matter
with you, Charlie?

These boys haven't
done anything.

Not around here, but if
they're who I think they are,

they done plenty.

Who do you think we are?

Well, now, which one's
Heyes and which one's Curry?

I thought our baby-faced
friend was a little handier

with that gun than
he ought to be.

Joe, will you put that
bolt across the front door?

What the heck for?

Them two ain't going
no place tied that way.

Will you just do as I say?

Charlie, I got a
schedule to make.

We ought to be pulling
out of here right now

if I'm gonna make it
to Red Rock by 3:45.

Hey, you fellas!

You might as well ride on
out of here. The deal is off.

Come on!

I told you who you got in there!

Oh, I don't doubt that.

I think they really are Kid
Curry and Hannibal Heyes.

So I'll just be taking
them in myself.

Listen, old man, you get them
two out here, you hear me?

All right.

WEAVER: I'm gonna give you
three minutes to get them out here

or we start shooting.

And it ain't just
two of us, it's seven.

Enough to blast that place
down right around your ears.

You old coot! You better
get them two out here.

Three minutes!

By golly, that's the
same fella that held us up.

Now, he ain't fooling, Charlie.

There was seven of
them in that bunch.

Well, folks, it looks like we're
gonna have a little excitement

around here pretty soon.

Excitement?

That man just said he was
gonna blast us all to kingdom come.

That's right. Now, you just
take that big old table there

and turn it on its side
and get it up in the corner.

Hey, Charlie, isn't that
a window behind us?

Yeah, but that's been
boarded up with good oak wood.

You'll be safe enough.

Wait a minute!

You're gonna keep
those two outlaws in here

and let that bunch out
there shoot up the place?

That's about the size of it.

Now, you just hunker down behind
that table inside of three minutes

and you're gonna
be perfectly safe.

It's about half gone now, in
case anybody's interested.

CHARLIE: Move before
you get your heads cut off.

Joe, you and... What's
your name, mister?

Bowers.

Well, Mr. Bowers, you and Joe,
you move these fellas back over here

so they'll be out
of the line of fire.

Old man, you must be
getting soft in the head.

If you won't take
those two outside, I will.

Oh, now, mister, you're just
getting worked up over nothing.

Hannah, you just relieve
this man of his six-gun.

Won't be any reason
for any temptations.

I hope that bunch outside
shoots your old fool head off.

If I was you,

I'd just hunker down behind
that table while I got time.

How much time we got left?

Exactly 15 seconds.

(WHISTLES)

(GUNS FIRING)

(BABY CRYING)

Is your watch a little slow?

How come you're so all-fired
set on keeping them two in here?

Because there's a
$10,000 reward on Kid Curry

and another $10,000
on Hannibal Heyes.

(GUN FIRING)

(BABY CRYING)

And I got as much right
to that reward as anybody.

I sure got more right to it than
that bunch of hoodlums out there.

Hannah, give Joe
a rifle off that rack.

It ain't right, Charlie, your
putting all these folks in danger.

Not to mention you
and me and Hannah.

You ought to forget about the
bounty money and turn them over.

Joe, it's a
once-in-a-lifetime chance,

(GUN FIRING)

and I'm gonna cut you in on it.

Gonna give you $5,000
if you back me up.

Do you mind if I add
something to that?

I'm not admitting we are Heyes
and Curry, you understand?

(GUN FIRING)

But I do happen to know that the
reward on them is payable dead or alive.

What about dead or alive?
You're alive enough now, ain't you?

Yeah, and we'd
like to stay that way,

which we won't if you turn
us over to that bunch out there.

They're not about
to turn us in alive.

They're outlaws themselves.

They're in no
position to do that.

What they'll do
is they'll kill us

and they'll get a go-between
to deal with the law.

I happen to think that if
you turn us in to the law,

you'll turn us in alive.

You're doggone right, son,

and you got my word on it.

Now, you can't
argue with that, Joe.

We can't send them out there.

(WEAVER WHISTLES)

What are we doing, sitting around
here like a bunch of bumps on a log?

Letting those fellas take pot
shots at us like we was helpless.

Well, I ain't helpless.

(WHISTLES)

(GUNS CONTINUE FIRING)

(WHISTLES)

(SHOOTING STOPS)

Any of those bullets
getting through that table?

No, we're all all right so
far, through no fault of yours.

You still with us, old man?

Yeah, I hear you. What you want?

Same as before. Curry and Heyes.

You hear me in there?

We're talking it over.

Why bother, Kid?

You'll just have to do it
again in a minute or two.

Yeah, but at least I wouldn't
be laying here like a prize pig.

Mmm.

Would you mind?

I think you boys would be
better off staying on the floor.

WEAVER: Send them
out, old man! Now!

We're still talking it over!

Yeah, well, we're
through waiting.

(WHISTLES)

All right, drop it!

You, too, old
man. Get rid of it!

DOWNS: Hey, you
out there, hold your fire!

(WHISTLES)

(SHOOTING STOPS)

Get over there beside him.

All right, lady, over there.

You untie them. Both of them.

Hey, there. My
name's Harry Downs

and I just got the drop
on this old coot in here.

What's it worth to you if I
bring out Curry and Heyes?

WEAVER: We'll pay you
10% of the bounty money.

That's $2,000.

It's a deal. I'm
bringing them out.

Mr. Downs, if
you're still thinking

about that little
misunderstanding

with my partner here
back in Benton Pass...

I'm thinking about $2,000.

Now, get on your
feet. Both of you.

DOWNS: All right, let's go.

I wouldn't do that
if I were you, son.

You can get up now, Mr. Downs.

And I was just about
to apologize to you

for what my partner
did back at Benton Pass.

I'm glad you stopped me.

I think Harry kind of wishes that
he'd apologized to our friend here.

I'm glad he didn't.

Now, you two boys come on over
here and sit down in your chairs

and let Mrs. Utley
tie you up again.

All right, Mr. Downs, get
behind that table and squat.

Young fella, you bring
those rifles over here.

Now you tie up Mr. Downs.

Hands and feet.

So I won't have to
pay him no more mind.

Joe.

Yeah.

Joe, you gonna be all right?

My neck feels like it's busted,

but what's a little
thing like that?

What's your name, young fella?

Dan Loomis.

Well, Dan, I don't
mind telling you

that was pretty quick thinking on your
part, when you jumped on Mr. Downs.

Figured the least I can do is
give you that 10% of the reward

that Mr. Downs was after.

Thank you, Mr. Utley,
but no thank you.

I didn't jump him for the money.

Couldn't you use $2,000?

Yes, sir. I guess we could.

But I figured I just
wouldn't feel right

taking part of the
bounty on them.

No offense, Mr. Utley.

Oh, no, no. No offense.

Hannah.

WEAVER: Hey in there! Downs!

What's taking so long?

Are you bringing
those men out or not?

CHARLIE: There's been
a change in plans, mister.

Your friend Downs got
jumped on and tied up.

You know, that stagecoach is
due in Red Rock just about now.

They'll be sending a posse
out to look for it pretty soon.

If I was you, I'd
ride on out of here

and stop wasting
time and gunpowder.

I think you folks better get
back down behind that table.

You know, I don't mind
telling you, young fella,

I wish you had minded
your own business.

We could've been well on
our way out of here by now.

Say! You know something?

I think that talk about that posse
coming out here scared them off.

I think they've... (GUNS FIRING)

(WEAVER WHISTLES)

(SHOOTING STOPS)

Well, there's one good thing.

They keep on shooting like that,

they gonna run themselves
right out of ammunition.

Maybe we... (ELLEN SCREAMING)

Last chance in there.

Send those men out,

or this time we don't stop
shooting till you're all dead!

Well,

some fellas just don't
have no luck at all.

WEAVER: You hear me, old man?

Maybe they're all dead in there.

Yeah, we should've hit
something with all that shooting.

No, that place
is built like a fort.

You might have nicked somebody
if a bullet bounced around inside.

That'd be the only way.

Sure did quiet
down, didn't they?

(YELLING) You hear what I said?

I don't want to kill all
those folks you got in there.

I'm gonna give you
five minutes more

so as you can think
it over real good.

And then it'll be like the Battle
of Gettysburg all over again.

Last chance, old man!

It's up to you what happens
to all those folks in there.

You got five minutes
from right now.

I'd like to give
you five minutes.

All right, now,
just hold on here.

I think this is going just about
far enough. In fact, too far!

What's your name, mister?

My name is Bowers.
Benjamin T. Bowers.

And I've taken about
all that I intend to

on account of two
wanted criminals.

Well, then, Mr. Bowers,
what do you want us to do?

Send these fellas out
to those killers out there?

Well, why not? They're probably
killers themselves, anyway.

They'll only get hung when
the law gets ahold of them.

What's the difference?

You boys killers,
like Mr. Bowers says?

Still not admitting we are
Heyes and Curry, you understand.

No, but if you were,

would you be hung if
the law got ahold of you?

The charge is armed robbery.

That's good for 20 years apiece,

but it ain't a hanging
offense the last time I heard.

And Heyes and Curry never killed
anyone. That's a well-known fact.

Well, you just got one
man killed right there.

And as far as I'm
concerned, one is plenty.

Now, you push
those two out that door

and get those
killers off our necks,

or so help me, I'm gonna sue your
company for every nickel they've got.

Well, you do that, Mr. Bowers.

But in the meantime, you better
hunker down back of that table,

'cause those fellas out
there mean business.

Well, I'm telling you
I mean business, too.

I'll sue this company
right into bankruptcy!

And I'll have you thrown
into jail for risking our lives

and holding onto a couple of
known criminals for your own gain!

Ben, you be still.

I have lived with you
for 15 long years, Ben.

I've listened to you carry
on like this time and again.

I've listened and I've kept shut

and I never said
a word against you

because all the times before it was
something petty or mean or just money.

But this time it's the
lives of two people,

and I'm telling you straight
out, I'm not gonna stand here

and listen to you carry on about suing
the company or sending someone to jail.

So be still!

You know, Mr. Utley,

Bowers is right.

You wanna go out there?

Well, Charlie, it
isn't safe in here.

Now, you said those people
would be all right behind that table,

but Downs got killed behind it.

Now, look, if they keep
on shooting like that,

it's just gonna be
a matter of time

before somebody
else stops a ricochet,

one of the women, or
maybe even the baby.

Not to mention us. You know, we
don't feel too safe in here, either.

And besides, my partner
here's got a silver tongue,

and he might just be able to talk
that bunch into turning us in alive.

You really think so?

Well, I'll tell you,

we laid it on a little thick
before about them killing us.

I think we can
talk them out of it.

And anyway, you know, we'd
probably be just as safe out there

as we would be in here if
they start shooting again.

They're right, Charlie.

Come on, Mr. Utley. Untie us.

Hold it before I blast you.

Now, put that bolt
back on the door.

Charlie, will you
make up your mind?

Come on back here.

Just wanted to see if
you guys was bluffing.

Now, if I was to ask you to
give me your word on something

and you gave it,
would you keep it?

We usually do.

Well, you know, I think you
was telling the truth the first time.

You go out through that
door, you're as good as dead.

But if you stay in here

and we shoot a pot full of
lead at that gang out there,

we'll all be safe and sound.

Maybe so.

But that's going to take a lot of
shooting. Who's going to do it all?

I was coming to that.

Hannah, give the
boys their guns.

Now, if I give you your guns,

so that you can pitch in and
help us with that gang out there,

do you give me your word not to use
them on me or anybody in this room?

Yeah, you got my
word, Mr. Utley.

You got my word, too.

Now there's five of us, see?

I figure with you boys
at the window there,

we can keep them from shooting all that
lead in here like they was doing before,

and we'll all be safe,
including you two.

CURRY: You know, I
like the way he thinks.

How about if there's six?

Now you're talking,
son. Pick yourself a spot.

Getting about time?

Just about.

Hey, you fellas!

That posse's gonna be
coming along pretty soon now,

looking for that stagecoach.

You guys better
ride out of here.

Not without Curry and Heyes.

You got 50 seconds
to send them out,

or say your prayers.

Well, maybe you
better start saying yours.

There's six of us now,

and we're just waiting for
something to move so we can shoot it.

It ain't so one-sided no more.

Make it seven, Mr. Utley.

Well, better late than
never, Mr. Bowers.

There's seven of us now,

and that posse will be
coming at any minute.

Hey, what's he got in there?

They must be
breeding like rabbits.

The old man's
running a bad bluff.

Twenty seconds left.

I'm wondering why they
should always get the first shot.

You know, you're right.

Hold it! Hold it!
Everybody hold your fire!

What do you think, Kid?

I think we just aced the Weaver
gang out of $20,000 reward money.

(GUNS FIRING)

What about Charlie Utley?

Yeah, what about Charlie?

Well, Joe, what
are you waiting for?

You're long overdue in Red Rock.

Let's get you hitched up and
rolling before anything else happens.

Oh, say, I darn near forgot.

Figure this is most of that cash

those hold-up
fellas took from you.

The only problem is to
figure out what goes to who.

This is our money?

CHARLIE: Yeah.

How'd you get ahold of it?

Oh, there's still a new trick or
two in the old dog, Mr. Bowers.

Well, thank you, Mr. Utley.

Charlie, we got
ourselves a little problem.

Now, about you turning us in...

What kind of problem?

Well, it's like this, Charlie.

We did everything we agreed to.

We didn't use our
guns to get away.

But now that the fighting's
over, we have to admit

we're not looking forward to
spending the rest of our lives in jail.

You figure on breaking
your word, huh?

Well, let's just say
we're kind of torn.

Well, now, let
me tell you, fellas,

just relax,

'cause I'm not gonna
let you face that problem.

I never believed that
you were gonna be able

to talk that bunch
out of killing you.

I figured the only
reason you went out there

to give yourself up was because,

you know, there was two ladies
and a baby in danger in there.

Charlie, that's an awful nice picture
you're painting of us, but the truth is...

The truth is you're both better
fellas than you think you are.

And I'm not that
greedy as to turn you in

because, after all, now I've
gotten to know you a little better.

You two fellas
riding with us or not?

Yeah.

Charlie.

Ma'am.

Goodbye.

CURRY: Charlie, thank you.

Well, goodbye, folks. Goodbye.

Have a good trip.
Have a good trip.

HEYES: Thank you.

Mr. Heyes, Mr. Curry?

Yeah?

This is where you get off.

He says this is
where we get off.

Hmm.

There's a ranch up there.
Belongs to a fella named Williams.

He'd be real glad to sell you a
couple of horses and saddles.

Might be a safer way to travel.

Joe, we'd travel
anyplace with you.

But you're right.
You're probably right.

Mr. Bowers. Mrs. Bowers.

HEYES: Bye now. Thanks a lot.

See you later. Goodbye.

Bye now.

Bye, Mr. Bowers.
Thank you, young man.

Mrs. Bowers.
Good luck to you all.

Goodbye.

(URGING HORSE)