All language subtitles for Alias Smith and Jones - 1x02 - The McCreedy Bust.ia.eng

(CLICKING)

If you don't speak English, I
think we're all in a lot of trouble.

NARRATOR: Hannibal
Heyes and Kid Curry,

the two most successful
outlaws in the history of the West.

And in all the trains
and banks they robbed,

they never shot anyone.

This made our two latter-day
Robin Hoods very popular

with everyone but the
railroads and the banks.

CURRY: There's one
thing we gotta get, Heyes.

HEYES: What's that?

CURRY: Out of this business.

LOM: The governor can't come
flat out and give you amnesty now.

First, you gotta
prove you deserve it.

Ah, so all we have to do
is just stay out of trouble

till the governor figures
we deserve amnesty.

But in the meantime,
we'll still be wanted.

LOM: Well, that's true.

Till then, only you, me and
the governor will know about it.

It'll be our secret.

CURRY: I sure wish the governor
would let a few more people

in on our secret.

NARRATOR: Alias Smith and Jones,

starring Pete Duel
and Ben Murphy.

McCREEDY: Howdy.

Good afternoon, Mr. McCreedy.

Hello.

Howdy, Mr. McCreedy. Howdy.

Hey there, Mr. McCreedy.

Hello, Blake. Come on
in, I'll buy you a drink.

Sure thing.

Nice to see you,
Mr. McCreedy. You, too, Blake.

Well...

Business pretty good last night?

Very good,
Mr. McCreedy. Very good.

I think he could
use another one.

I think we could use one, too.

Whenever you
have time, of course.

Soon as Mr. McCreedy's finished.

Just pick up the other bottle.

The one for the poor
folks, there, and pour.

We'll come down and fetch it.

If you two boys would
be a bit more patient,

you just might get
them glasses filled.

Blake, I want to talk to you about them
Brahma bulls that you saw last week.

Hey, you!

Me? BLAKE: Yeah, you.

You looking for a
little trouble, maybe?

No. Just looking for a drink.

I think I found it.

Well, that ain't all you found.

It ain't?

No, it ain't.

I figure, when a man goes looking for
trouble, someone ought to oblige him.

You're right. You're
absolutely right.

We're not looking for trouble.

BLAKE: I'm talking to
your friend here, not you.

Now, I don't like the way
you got them two drinks.

You broke the rules, for one thing.
Bartender here's supposed to pour them.

Well, now, we don't like
the way we got them either,

but when you're road sore and
thirsty, you gotta do the best you can.

Put it down. On the bar.

What?

I said put it down.

Now, you'll drink when Ernie here
pours you a drink and not before.

That's the rules of the house.

Well, you can ask Mr. McCreedy
here. He owns the place.

That's right, boys. That's
the rules of the house.

The bartender
pours the drinks here.

Just how thirsty are you?

I hate to admit it,
but I'm very thirsty.

Why don't you...
You just send Ernie on

down here and we'll
let him pour our drinks.

How's that? It's fine.

Just as soon as Ernie
gets finished up here.

Mr. McCreedy, I'll pay
for the next few rounds.

McCREEDY: Oh, thanks.

(GUN FIRES)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

Hmm.

How much we owe you?

(McCREEDY LAUGHING)

Nothing, boys. In fact, pour
yourselves another drink on me.

Thank you. I believe we will.

Forget it, Blake.
Do you hear me?

That was just for fun,

just good, clean fun. Now
it's all over. You understand?

You shouldn't have
pushed it that far.

Sure thing, Mr. McCreedy.

Hope you boys don't hold
any grudge against Blake.

He's just trying to
build himself up with me,

trying just a bit too hard.

No. Grudges are for people with
bad stomachs. Ours are in good shape.

Yeah, I'd say they are at that.

Just passing through?

We're looking for work.

What kind?

Any kind. Long as it ain't
permanent or hard on the back.

You couldn't use any
dealers here, could you?

No. Got myself a
couple of dealers.

Play poker, do you?

No, Mr. McCreedy.
Not at the moment.

Well, you wouldn't like these
games here. $50 is a big night.

The real game's at my ranch every
Saturday night, ends Sunday morning.

If you got $10,000 for a
buy-in, you'd be right welcome.

That's a generous
compliment, sir.

If we had $10,000 right now, I
don't think we'd risk it at a poker table.

Now, that I'm glad to hear.

No, Sheriff, I ain't
got no idea who they

might be, but that
gun is in his hand for...

Now, you know that
I ain't bad myself.

But that gun is in
hand just like that.

Well, look here what they done.

And I just think that you ought
to just check 'em out, that's all.

Mmm-hmm.

All right. I'll try to get a good look
at them sometime today and then

I'll go through my files
and see what I've got.

I've been looking for a couple of good
men like you fellows for a long time.

How'd you like to
make some big money?

Mr. McCreedy, that question is usually
followed by an invitation to rob the bank.

I own the bank.

37% of it anyway.

Or hold up the railroad?

I'm a major stockholder.

Ranch war?

There ain't any. I won it.

What's your proposition?

I want to recover
some stolen property.

What is it?

A few years back, I took myself
over to Europe and bought up

a bunch of stuff, you
know, that looked pretty.

Began to dress
up the ranch a little.

And there was
this head of Caesar

that some fellow made back
in the 1700s or something.

One of them
famous Italian artists.

I liked that piece of stone.

Well, what happened to it?

Stole.

Stole right out of my house.

Not by someone in this town?

No.

Mexican fellow on the
other side of the border

named Armendariz.

What'd he do with it?

Nothing. He just kept it.

If you two could
get it back for me.

You said big money,
Mr. McCreedy?

$10,000. That's
what I paid for it,

and that's what I'll
pay to get it back.

That's a lot of money.

I know it is.

And he wouldn't be paying all that
money if it was as easy as he tells it.

Now, everybody isn't as
larcenous as you are, Heyes.

True. Some people
got it really bad.

Oh...

What do you want?

What? Oh, we just want to
have a little friendly conversation.

Oh, boy, look how you sliced
that poor man's holster right off.

I ain't armed now.

Put your arms down.
Oh, come on, now.

If there's anything I can't stand
it's a man who holds a grudge.

What do you figure it would
cost to have this thing fixed?

About a dollar?

I don't know. Might
cost more than that.

Is there some place
where we can have it fixed?

Yeah, it's... A place
right over there.

I'll tell you what. While
we're having it fixed,

why don't we go
and have a drink.

Drink? Yeah.

Now that suits me.

Right next to that leather place
there's a good old wine store.

(LAUGHING)

BLAKE: Bandit?

Armendariz ain't no bandit.

He's only owns the biggest ranch
there is the other side of the Rio Grande.

There ain't anybody McCreedy
hadn't made that offer to.

$10,000, right?

CURRY: Uh-huh.

(BLAKE LAUGHING)

BLAKE: Well, I know
four boys that tried it.

Three of them ain't
been heard from since,

and the fourth one's
still trying to heal up.

Two hundred men
work for Armendariz.

He's a grandee,
boys, a gentleman.

He's always having a fiesta or
something with that statue of Caesar

sitting right in the middle
of the main room on display.

Two hundred men?

At the very least.

Real tough, real loyal.

And they all know that
McCreedy wants his statue back.

Fiesta? Lots of people?

$10,000 really
isn't a lot of money.

And when Armendariz
ain't having a fiesta,

he keeps that statue in
the biggest, strongest safe.

Safe?

That's right. Solid
steel and weighs a ton.

Imagine, just like in a bank.

Made in Philadelphia,
shipped her all the way out here.

Philadelphia? Oh, imagine that.

Well, thank you
for filling us in.

Goodness.

Wait a minute, now.

You sure you're not gonna get into trouble
for telling us all this with McCreedy?

Mister, the whole
town knows all this.

I didn't tell you nothing you
couldn't get from him right over there.

Well, like I said before,
I'm sorry about the holster.

To tell you the truth, it's a
real pleasure to know a man

who can shoot that good.

Oh, he ain't that good.

He was aiming for your belly.

You sure we ain't gonna mess
up our amnesty doing this?

No, no, no. Recovery of stolen
property, that's a legal enterprise.

Even though we gotta sneak onto
a place and crack a safe to do it?

Well, the safe's
in Mexico, ain't it?

Uh-huh.

Okay, the governor,
all he said was that

we just gotta build up a
nice, clean, law-abiding record

and recovering stolen
property from across the river,

that can only help, not hurt.

You know, Heyes... What?

Your silvery tongue and your
quick mind have convinced me.

Okay. Boys.

Pete, say hello to Joshua
Smith and Thaddeus Jones.

Howdy. Boys, want you
to meet Mr. Peterson.

He's my partner
here at the bank.

How do you do? How do you do?

Pat here has told
me all about you two.

Now, if there's anything I can do to
help you boys, you just let me know.

Saturday night, same as usual?

Be sure you bring
your own money, Pete.

(LAUGHING)

Well, boys, made up
your mind about my offer?

We checked around a little.

That job you told us about, that's a little
harder than you let on, Mr. McCreedy.

Well, that's why
the price is so high.

Well, it's not high enough.

Now, maybe if we were
talking about $20,000.

That's robbery!

Well, now, ain't that
what we're talking about?

Of course, if you can find
somebody else, we'll forget it.

Hmm. Tell you what I'll do.

I'll pay you $20,000
under one condition.

What's that?

That you sit it on my
Saturday poker game

and give me a sporting
chance to win a little of it back.

You mind if we talk
together for a minute?

Go right ahead.

You know now,

with a $10,000 buy-in, there ain't
gonna be any amateurs in that game.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Saturday night to Sunday
morning. That's a long 12 hours.

Now, you figure you could kind of
play it close so you don't lose too much?

I figure I could play it close, I
might even not win too much.

You know, Heyes,

your silvery tongue,
it's done it again.

It's a deal. Hmm.

I knew the very minute
I laid eyes on you boys

that life in this town was
getting ready to perk up.

Now, you just let me know
when you get that bust, you hear?

We got one condition,
Mr. McCreedy.

Yeah? What's that?

If we get that thing back for
you, nobody knows about it.

Done!

Ooh. Hey, Kid.

Where do you think we
ought to go on that $20,000?

Well, I figure we ought to
go to Mexico and get it first.

(CLICKING)

If you don't speak English, I
think we're all in a lot of trouble.

Oh, I... (HEYES SHUSHING)

I speak English good.

That's good. That's real good.

You stand up, quiet like.

(CLICKING)

(WHISPERING) Heyes,
sun will be up in a half hour.

You got about 10 more minutes to
open that up, or we're gonna forget it.

(WHISTLES)

It ain't easy, Kid, is it?

It's downright
heartbreaking, Heyes.

CURRY: Heyes, you know you got about
five seconds to swing this door closed.

(CRASHING)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(MEN SHOUTING IN SPANISH)

PETERSON: Pair of jacks bets.

Well, you didn't play it like
you got a king in the hole.

So, I'll make it $500.

$500.

$2,000 better.

Oh, well, that finishes me.

(CHUCKLING)

Call the raise. Raise
to be in, $10,000.

The most you can have are
three jacks there, Mr. McCreedy.

That's an awful lot of money
to find out if I'm bluffing.

HEYES: $10,000,

and $8,200 more.

That is, if you
really want to see.

Yep,

I'd really like to see.

I know it doesn't seem likely,

but there's that fourth ace.

A pair of jacks.
Just enough to win.

Enough to what?

Just enough to win.

Son... No. Just a
minute. Hold on.

He's right. He's
absolutely right.

(LAUGHING)

You have a complaint?

No, just a straight.

Right. So I win.

No. Not in my book you don't
win. A straight beats a pair.

Fortunately for me, we're
not playing by your book.

Pete, go get the Hoyle
and read it to him.

(PETERSON LAUGHING)

(HUMMING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, here we are.

"Neither a straight or a flush

"is played in the
game of Stud Poker

"unless the same is declared
before the beginning of the game."

Anybody hear it declared?

Look, I want to be fair.
Did you hear it declared?

No, I didn't hear it declared.
I've never heard of this rule, either.

Which, I suppose, is what you
figured on, huh, Mr. McCreedy?

Well, I have to admit that I...

I wondered if it
might not come up.

You don't mind if we check
somebody else's Hoyle, do you?

Nope. That's been the rule
in every edition since 1857.

But I got to admit, very few
people have ever heard of it.

Come on, now. You walked
in here all by yourselves,

so I'll give you this,

and you can get on your
way, out of town. Okay?

Thank you. We can use this.

McCREEDY: Well, I
figured you could use it.

No use you sitting
around feeling bad.

Gentlemen.

Well, we'll see each
other some time again.

I don't think
that's real likely.

(LAUGHING)

Well, thanks again, boys.
Best time I've had in years.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(DOOR CLOSING)

Well, well. I thought you boys
would be long gone by now.

Well, we don't have enough money
to leave town yet, Mr. Peterson.

Oh, that's too bad.

Hey, you know, I owe
you fellows an apology.

I mean, for laughing
like that, you know.

Actually, I would've laughed just as
loud if McCreedy was falling into it.

I mean, it was such a
beautiful thing to watch.

You understand?

Yeah, sure. We understand.

Mr. Peterson,

when we first met, you said if there
was anything you could ever do for us,

that we should stop around.

And I meant that.

Well, here we are.

Well, good. You just
sit yourself down here

and tell me exactly what
it is that I can do for you.

Well, now.

(BOTH MUTTERING)

We need some money.
To borrow some money.

Oh, you want a grub stake?
Sure, sure. You can have that,

and send it back to me anytime.

Now, Mr. Peterson, we'd
like to borrow some money.

From the bank.

Oh? Oh, well, you do. How much?

$20,000.

(COUGHS)

$20,000?

$20,000.

Oh, now.

Look, fellows, I mean, a
banker doesn't go around

just handing out $20,000
just like that, you know.

You got any collateral?

No.

No collateral?

No.

And you want to borrow $20,000.

But you don't
have any collateral?

You want to borrow 20...

Thanks, Jim.

(DOOR OPENING)

PETERSON: Well,
good evening, Pat.

Ah, Pete.

Well, I heard you
fellows were still in town.

That's right.

Just kind of wondering why.

We decided you owed us
a rematch, Mr. McCreedy.

Well, I'll be glad
to oblige you boys

anytime you can
come up with the buy in.

We have.

You have what?

We've come up with the buy in.

$10,000?

No. Twenty.

Where'd you get
a hold of $20,000?

Well, now, I don't recall
asking where you got yours.

Well, I just happen to
own most of this town...

(STUTTERING) Just cool down.

Pat, they got it and they got it
honestly. You can take my word for that.

Well, no rematch today, fellows.

You see, we got eight players here,
and that's a regular amount for poker.

No room for anymore.

I'd hate to leave town without
getting another shot at you.

Oh, that's a real shame.

Well, fellows, it's game time.

It's game time, men.

(TOASTING IN SPANISH)

Mr. McCreedy?

Yep.

How much of a sport are you?

Well, I don't run
very easy. Why?

You'd be willing to put $20,000
on one hand to showdown?

Well, showdown is
a game for plungers.

You see, I don't like the odds.

I'm a gambler, but I like
a little skill in my games.

What do you think of
this proposition, then?

What do you think the
odds are against this?

You take a fresh
deck, you shuffle it,

you deal me 25 cards,

and I make five pat
hands from those 25 cards.

What do you think the odds
are against my doing that?

Oh, I'd say
100-to-1, 1,000-to-1...

I don't think I can
rightly calculate that.

I got $20,000 says I can do it.

How much do I have to put up?

$20,000. Even bet.

If you don't take
that bet, Pat, I will!

Never mind.

Now, you say that I deal you 25
cards and you make five pat hands?

Is that the bet?
HEYES: That's it.

Okay. You got
yourself a deal, son.

$20,000.

All right.

Any deck?

Any deck.

Hank, pick one.

One, two, three...

Twenty-four, twenty-five.

All right.

Okay.

HAYES: Hearts.

Spades.

And now we're flushed.

Hearts. Spades.

Now, let's see.

Full house.

HAYES: Another full house.

Here's straight.

Flush, flush. Full
house, full house.

Straight.

That's five.

You knew about this, didn't you?

Yeah, yeah. They
demonstrated it for me.

Works nine times out of ten.

And you loaned them the money?

Come on, Pat. You got
him on that Hoyle rule.

I just couldn't resist waiting
around for the return match.

(PETERSON LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

You guys are all right. If I
didn't hate your guts so much,

I'd have you stay
here and work for me!

It's all yours, boys! Take it!

All right. That's pretty good.

No, this is mine.

Oh, yes.

You know, I'm glad
you're so friendly about this,

'cause we're right back
where we started from.

$20,000.

No. No, no, no. You see,
now it's 1-to-1. It's a tie.

Now, you just give
me one more chance.

You stick around till
next Saturday, huh?

Well, I'll have to talk that over
with my partner here, you know.

We'll let you know tomorrow.
All right? Good night.

It'll be all right with him.

(ALL SINGING)

Bartender! Another
one right here.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

CURRY: Come on, Ernie, pour
some more drinks! Rule of the house!

(ALL SHOUTING)

(HUMMING)

Hey, what...

You guys got... What... Hold it.

Hold on, you guys
got the wrong guys.

The man you injured in the fight

is still unconscious,
which is unfortunate.

He is the only man here
who can identify you.

Identify us? What do you mean?

He was on guard duty when you
stole the bust of Caesar from my safe.

He saw you quite clearly.

Not us, Señor Armendariz.

Not us. Yes, you.

Some of my men asked questions in the
town where you arrived a few days ago.

I am satisfied that
you are the ones.

So, we can wait until my
man regains consciousness,

or you can tell me now where
you have hidden the sculpture.

Well then, I guess we're just gonna
have to wait, 'cause we didn't steal it.

We still didn't steal it.

(GRUNTS)

Now,

what have you done
with the sculpture?

(EXCLAIMS) We
heard about that bust.

Heard it didn't belong to you.

Oh?

Well, perhaps I'm
using the wrong tactics.

That bust belongs to me.

You know, we might be able to
help you if we really believed that.

Oh, it is quite true.

You know, seven years ago,

the river, as it sometimes
will, change course,

and left 70,000 acres of my
ranch on the American side.

Señor McCreedy took legal
claim on the land, as I expected.

When the river changed
again, I would get it back.

But...

Señor McCreedy took
a very peculiar action.

He sold the land.

He sold it to one of my own
countrymen, as I learned last year

when the river
changed course again.

I had to pay $50,000 to gain
possession of my land again.

So I... I took Señor
McCreedy's bust to

balance the scales a little.

It has become one of my
most valued possessions.

And I want to know what
you have done with it.

Could I talk to
my friend? Alone?

Oh, certainly.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

He knows what we did
with the bust. He's got to.

Even if he doesn't, what
do we owe McCreedy?

He did his best to steal
the money he paid us.

We got it back again.

Yeah.

But Armendariz knows
what we did with the bust.

Then why is he asking?

I don't know. I
vote we tell him.

I vote we tell him
if he lets us go.

If he lets us go immediately.

Señor!

We might be able
to help you out.

If you can lend
us a pair of horses.

Why should I bargain with you,

who came here, broke into
my house, opened my safe

and stole one of my
most prized possessions?

Why should we help you if
you don't bargain with us?

Would you like me
to demonstrate why?

No! No, I've had that
demonstration, thank you.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Do you understand
Spanish, gentlemen?

No. But I understand that.

We stole the bust. McCreedy
hired us, we gave it to him.

And what has he done with it?

I don't know.

We've been at his ranch.
He hasn't got it there.

Thank you, gentlemen.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

I am going to lend you two
horses and let you go free.

Do you know why?

Because we told the truth?

No. That would
not have saved you.

Because you opened
my safe and took nothing

but the object you thought
belonged to the man who hired you.

If it were not for that, you would
both be spending the rest of your lives

in a Mexican prison.

McCREEDY: Hey,
good morning, boys.

Oh, Mr. McCreedy.

Hold up there a minute.

Well...

You weren't planning
on leaving, were you?

Yes, sir. We are planning
on leaving, Mr. McCreedy.

We thought it
over... I like poker.

I'm even good at it, but...

Well, sitting down playing
poker with you and your friends,

that's just plain gambling.

We got $10,000 apiece and we're gonna hold
on to it like our lives depended on it.

You boys owe me another shot.

Why?

We're even. You
said so yourself.

Sure, but you owe
me another shot.

Who ever heard of a
poker game ending in a tie?

Well, you just
played one that did.

Hey!

You boys ain't leaving today.

Now, just step over
here so we can talk.

I don't know who you boys are, but I
never saw anybody handle a gun like you do.

And I got a suspicion that you're
the one that opened Armendariz's safe

without so much
as a fire cracker.

So, now you either play
poker with me next Saturday,

or I tell that man
up there, that driver,

"Just hold it, and I'll
go talk to the Sheriff."

'Cause I got a notion he's got
a nice description of you two

buried somewhere in his files.

Big Mac, you wouldn't
do a thing like that.

No?

Just set a foot in that
stagecoach and watch me.

Hey, you fellows coming aboard?

No, I don't guess so.

Have a nice trip.

Giddap!

Well, boys, before we get started, I
got something to show you. A surprise.

A surprise?

Pat, you got it back.

Hey, how'd you get it, Pat?

(ALL LAUGHING)

Did you buy it back?

I got it back the same
way that Armendariz got it.

Well, howdy, boys.

Sorry, I couldn't wait. But...

But what's the difference?
You're leaving tomorrow.

There's no stage
tomorrow, Mr. McCreedy.

Well, the day after.

Let's get on with the game.

Time's getting late.

Pat, we got nine players here.
Which one of us is gonna sit out, huh?

Nine? Well, I'll be...

We usually have two extras, but
some of the boys don't show up.

I guess we got a problem here.

No, no, you don't. We'll leave. We don't
really care about playing tonight anyway.

Oh, but I do.

I'll sit out, Pat.

Yes... No, no. Hold on.

I got a better idea.

You like to make large,
quick bets. I got one for you.

Now, you shuffle the deck
real good and lay it on the table.

And I'll bet you the
whole bundle, $20,000,

that I can cut the ace
of spades on the first try.

Would you pass
up a bet like that?

Not with a straight
deck I wouldn't.

Use any deck you like.

Your own, if you brought one.

No, no, no. I'd take you at your word,
Mr. McCreedy. I believe you, I mean...

If you say that's a straight
deck, I'd stake my life on it

that that's a straight deck.

Here, take my seat.

Thank you.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Once more.

I cut the ace of spades
in one try. Right?

Right.

There you are, Mr. Smith. I cut
the ace of spades on the first try.

No, you didn't, Mr. McCreedy.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Sit down.

Tie them.

Señor Armendariz.

Hiya.

I am a believer in
omens, Señor McCreedy.

There is precisely $40,000 here,
and the bust is worth $10,000.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

We are now truly
even, for the first time.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

And...

Do not send any more
men to my rancho, Señor.

I hope you understand
exactly what I mean by that.

Gentlemen.

McCREEDY: (STAMMERING)
All right! All right!

I'll make it $30,000, and
no strings attached, hmm?

What do you say, boys?

$35,000, hmm? $40,000?

Boys, you need the money.

Well, you know what that Armendariz
is gonna be saying down there.

What with the
Caesar's bust to prove it.

Now, God damn it!

CURRY: Well, he seemed
like a pretty honest man to me.

And when he said we knew what
he meant, well, I knew what he meant.

Didn't you, Mr. Smith?

Yes, sir, Mr. Jones. I know exactly
what he meant. I believed him, too.

Now, boys, you're
gonna do this for me.

If you don't do this,
I'll go talk to the Sheriff.

That won't work.

'Cause all we do is take
the job, Mr. McCreedy.

Once we cross the
river, we'd vanish.

(MARSHALLING)

$50,000!

Did I hear him say $50,000?

Yep. You heard him say $50,000.

That's what I thought
I heard him say.

God damn it, don't
you hear me? $50,000!

Mr. McCreedy! Mr. McCreedy!

Are those two fellows you were
dealing with on that coach? Yeah.

Well, I've got to stop them.
I think I know who they are.

I think that's Kid Curry
and Hannibal Heyes.

You got any pictures
of them boys, Sheriff?

Ain't nobody got any pictures.

But I got these description
of them on these flyers.

No, no, Sheriff, you're wrong.

I'm right!

No, you're wrong.

Well, how do you know?

Well, Sheriff, I wasn't
going to tell you, but...

That one with the curly hair, you
know, Thaddeus Jones, he's my nephew.

Nephew?

Yeah. Fine lad.

Smith, too. Fine boy.

Sheriff, what do you think the odds
are against making five pat hands

out of 25 cards just dealt at
random out of a shuffled deck?

Twenty-five cards...
Yeah, 25 cards...

(BOTH CHATTERING)