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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,182 WOMAN: Long ago, our galaxy was ruled 2 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,687 by an alien race called the Eridians 3 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,354 whose power and technology 4 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,558 were far beyond human comprehension. 5 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:03,497 Though they disappeared ages ago, 6 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:07,035 they left behind fragments of their technology, 7 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,604 scraps that became the foundation 8 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,405 for all human advancement. 9 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,643 But the Eridians' greatest secrets 10 00:01:15,677 --> 00:01:17,545 were hidden in a vault 11 00:01:17,579 --> 00:01:20,147 located on the planet Pandora. 12 00:01:21,716 --> 00:01:27,055 The once peaceful world was overrun by corporations, 13 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,455 criminals, 14 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:30,457 -and treasure seekers... -MAN: Guns, guns, guns! 15 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,392 WOMAN: ...fighting and killing one another 16 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,261 for a chance to find the vault. 17 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:40,334 But it remained hidden. 18 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:45,607 Then, amidst the clouds of chaos, 19 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,809 a glimmer of hope shone through. 20 00:01:48,743 --> 00:01:50,177 A prophecy. 21 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:51,846 That one day, 22 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:55,415 a daughter of Eridia would open the vault 23 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,653 and restore order to the broken planet. 24 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,189 Yeah. 25 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:04,826 That sounds like some wacko B.S., right? 26 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:07,160 Well, I thought so too, until... 27 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,731 -this mess happened. -(RUMBLING) 28 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,366 -(ALARM BLARING) -(MUFFLED SHOUTING) 29 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:13,433 (RAPID GUNFIRE) 30 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,570 GUARD 1: There he is! 31 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:16,604 GUARD 2: Stop! 32 00:02:17,739 --> 00:02:18,906 (ALARM CONTINUES BLARING) 33 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,876 -(DOOR CLANGS LOUDLY) -(GASPS) 34 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:25,245 -(METAL STRAINING) -(BREATHING HEAVILY) 35 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,319 (SIGHS) 36 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,789 ROLAND: God damn! 37 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,758 There's no air holes in there. 38 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:39,159 (EXHALES) What a stupid helmet. 39 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,461 Tina. 40 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,496 Hey. 41 00:02:43,665 --> 00:02:45,232 (EXHALES) 42 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:46,534 I'm Roland. 43 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,136 Yeah. There's been some, uh... 44 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,604 There's been some trouble. 45 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:51,572 And Atlas, 46 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,373 he sent me to bring you to safety. 47 00:02:54,809 --> 00:02:56,811 -My dad sent you? -That's right. 48 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,211 His shortest soldier? 49 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,681 Yeah, his shortest soldier 50 00:02:59,714 --> 00:03:01,783 to save his least funny daughter. 51 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:03,618 AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER PA) Code three security breach. 52 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:05,452 The station is in lockdown. 53 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,822 All personnel must shelter in place. 54 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,857 -Okay, let's go. -Hey, hey, hey! 55 00:03:09,891 --> 00:03:11,926 -Let's slow down. -GUARD 3: Target in sight! 56 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,327 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 57 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,802 Come on. Come on. 58 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:22,537 GUARD 3: Stop! 59 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:23,871 (ALL GRUNTING) 60 00:03:23,905 --> 00:03:25,238 Stay down! 61 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,311 -Oh, God. -No, no! 62 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,747 -(GRUNTS) -ROLAND: Catch. 63 00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:37,185 Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch. 64 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,385 Come here. 65 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,319 AUTOMATED VOICE: Code three security breach. 66 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,387 Come on. Come on. 67 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,689 The station is now in lockdown. 68 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,691 Wait, I changed my mind. Take me back to my cell. 69 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:45,459 -Please. -Come on. 70 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,732 GUARD 4: Holy shit! One of the Psychos got out. 71 00:03:50,765 --> 00:03:52,800 PRISONER: It's time to go insane! 72 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:54,502 (GUARDS GRUNTING) 73 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:55,603 (GROANS) 74 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:58,438 PRISONER: You're in my spot. (GRUNTS) 75 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,340 Put him down. Put him down. 76 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,374 (GRUNTS) 77 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,481 -(GRUNTS) -ROLAND: Hey, easy. 78 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:09,249 What do you, uh... 79 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,585 What do you say me and you be friends? 80 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,419 (SOFTLY) Shit. 81 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,755 (GROANS) 82 00:04:13,788 --> 00:04:15,288 Sorry, Knoxx. 83 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,458 PRISONER: My girl. 84 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,561 (GRUNTS) 85 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:23,631 TINY TINA: Krieg, what's up, man? 86 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,665 You want some pancakes? 87 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,802 KRIEG: My girl broken. 88 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,302 ROLAND: It's Krieg, right? 89 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,906 -(KRIEG GRUNTS) -Yeah. 90 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,510 What do you say you help me get her outta here? 91 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,946 -(GRUNTS AFFIRMATIVELY) -Yeah. 92 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:40,982 (HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? BY THE HEAVY PLAYING) 93 00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:48,890 WOMAN: Of course, 94 00:04:48,923 --> 00:04:50,792 we can't all be the daughter of Eridia, 95 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:53,694 skipping down the path of destiny. 96 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,731 Some of us have to work for a living. 97 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,398 PRISONER: You don't have to do this, you know. 98 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,701 I mean, I can pay you. 99 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:03,604 Yeah, whatever's in my wallet right now, it's yours. 100 00:05:03,638 --> 00:05:04,839 Okay? 101 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,474 WOMAN: Shut up or I'll break your other arm. 102 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,776 PRISONER: Oh, no, one arm's good. 103 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,011 That's fine. 104 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,580 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 105 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,388 (PRISONER GRUNTS) 106 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:22,657 -WOMAN: 'Sup? -Sorry. 107 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,030 -Quinn. -Lilith. 108 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:30,832 We do have other seats, you know. 109 00:05:30,865 --> 00:05:32,767 Then he won't have any trouble finding one. 110 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:34,902 Uh, not tonight. 111 00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:36,704 (KNOCKS ON TABLE) Top shelf. 112 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,573 (TRILLING) 113 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,708 Not sure how top you think the shelves are. 114 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,611 Eh, buy your kid some dance lessons. 115 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:46,848 Hot date? 116 00:05:46,881 --> 00:05:49,416 You remember that heist down in Lectra City last month? 117 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,885 Yeah, a couple of guards died. 118 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,987 Yeah, well, this sad sack was the trigger man. 119 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,322 Listen, I never meant to shoot anyone. 120 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,489 I was... (GRUNTS) 121 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,425 I'm getting too old for this shit. 122 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,428 Bounty hunting? Uh. 123 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,931 It's for the young and stupid. Am I right? 124 00:06:04,966 --> 00:06:06,534 You really want me to answer that? 125 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,735 I do not. 126 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:08,769 Lilith. 127 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,340 -Piss off. -(CHUCKLES) 128 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,909 I heard you were quite the crusty old... 129 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:15,943 (GROANS) 130 00:06:17,612 --> 00:06:19,614 Wait. Wait, wait. 131 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,817 We, uh, maybe got off on the wrong foot. 132 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,019 You see, um... 133 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,555 (EXHALES) 134 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,490 I represent a very wealthy man 135 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,560 who has a contract for you. 136 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,961 I've got a job. 137 00:06:33,995 --> 00:06:35,363 Maybe next month. 138 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,064 MAN 1: You collect on that scum 139 00:06:37,098 --> 00:06:39,033 dead or alive, right? 140 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,835 QUINN: Hey. 141 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:41,969 Not in here, big boy. 142 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,739 We don't want any trouble. 143 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:48,943 It's just, uh, our employer is, uh, not one for waiting. 144 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,011 Who is? 145 00:06:52,947 --> 00:06:53,948 (PATRONS CLAMORING) 146 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:58,686 (MAN GROANS, THUDS) 147 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,863 Are you with these assholes? 148 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,665 Or are you just a fan of violence? 149 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,400 These gentlemen work 150 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,703 or should I say "worked" for me? 151 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,173 -(GROANS) -(LILITH SIGHS) 152 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,808 QUINN: I'll get Kimber to clean this up. 153 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:22,543 Thanks, Quinn. 154 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,981 (ELECTRONIC STATIC) 155 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,550 MAN 2: (OVER HOLOGRAM) That was impressive. 156 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,485 I warned them not to underestimate you. 157 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,122 My name is Deukalian Atlas. 158 00:07:35,156 --> 00:07:36,691 And, uh... 159 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:37,758 Hold on. 160 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:39,593 (CHUCKLES) This is... 161 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,629 This is rather awkward. 162 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,197 Hey, you there. 163 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,464 Fat boy. 164 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,934 Put me on. 165 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:50,204 (STUTTERS) But she just killed Frank and Wes. 166 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,140 But she would never shoot a man of your caliber. 167 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,676 (AMBIGUOUSLY) Mm. 168 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:06,520 As I was saying... 169 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,055 (SOFTLY) Start walking. 170 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:10,024 (IN NORMAL VOICE) My name is Deukalian Atlas. 171 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,092 President of the... 172 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:12,860 The Atlas Corporation? 173 00:08:14,195 --> 00:08:15,730 Clue's in the name. 174 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:18,766 Look, uh, this has been a really long day. 175 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,135 Can we just skip to, 176 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,770 I don't know, whatever this is? 177 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,005 ATLAS: Of course. 178 00:08:24,038 --> 00:08:26,007 My daughter has been kidnapped, 179 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,575 and I need her returned to me. 180 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:30,845 Bounty hunter, not babysitter. 181 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,581 Haven't you got some toy soldiers you can send? 182 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,050 Yes, the Crimson Lance. 183 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,652 Unfortunately, the kidnapper is one of them. 184 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,488 I need an outsider. 185 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,123 Someone who knows how to handle a planet 186 00:08:42,156 --> 00:08:44,492 full of Psychos, skags, and vault hunters 187 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,160 like they were born there. 188 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:49,230 Your daughter's on Pandora? 189 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:51,098 (SIGHS) Thoughts and prayers. 190 00:08:51,132 --> 00:08:52,233 But you couldn't pay me enough 191 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:53,968 to set foot on that shithole again. 192 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,936 Are you sure about that? 193 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,071 (BEEPS) 194 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,507 Oh. 195 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,141 Maybe you could. 196 00:09:00,174 --> 00:09:03,210 Okay, I'll start when my current contract ends. 197 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,112 (PRISONER GROANS) 198 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:06,881 (BODY THUDS) 199 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,249 (LILITH SIGHS) 200 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:09,950 ATLAS: Seems like you're free to start immediately. 201 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,021 Give her the beacon. 202 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:19,060 Activate this device when you find my daughter 203 00:09:19,093 --> 00:09:21,162 and my people will retrieve her. 204 00:09:21,195 --> 00:09:24,231 You haven't disappointed so far, Lilith. 205 00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:26,133 I advise you not to start. 206 00:09:27,802 --> 00:09:28,903 (SOFTLY) Sorry. 207 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,209 Oh, shit. 208 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,681 (CREATURE SHRIEKS) 209 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,317 (POD ENGINES ROARING) 210 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:47,955 (POD POWERING DOWN) 211 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,023 (LILITH GRUTS) 212 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,158 (METAL CLANGING) 213 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:57,131 AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you for flying Atlas transport pods. 214 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,999 You've arrived at your destination. 215 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,035 Pandora. 216 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,237 LILITH: Let me tell you everything you need to know 217 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,672 about Pandora. 218 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,740 (CREATURE PANTING) 219 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,809 -(GUNSHOT) -(WHINES) 220 00:10:08,843 --> 00:10:10,644 It's a shithole. 221 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,581 I should know. I'm from here. 222 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,381 God, I hate this planet. 223 00:10:15,116 --> 00:10:16,884 It's the kind of place 224 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,386 you don't ever wanna return to. 225 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,991 So, the sooner I find the girl, 226 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,128 the sooner I can get the hell outta here. 227 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,333 The soldier had hijacked one of Atlas' shuttles 228 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:35,002 and crash-landed here months ago. 229 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,904 There wasn't much left of it. 230 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,372 It'd been stripped for parts 231 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,976 and vandalized by vault hunters. 232 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,945 No way to know if he and Tina even survived. 233 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:46,981 Wanna know if you've seen her. 234 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,382 But then I spoke to some locals. 235 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:52,653 Scavenger kids barely scraping out a living. 236 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,188 They told me Tina and the soldier 237 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,656 had passed through weeks ago 238 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,259 heading north towards Fyrestone. 239 00:10:58,292 --> 00:11:00,828 Then I ran into some other locals. 240 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,396 (HOLLERING) Run! 241 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,732 LILITH: Psychos. Murderous gangs. 242 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,236 (SCREAMS) 243 00:11:10,271 --> 00:11:11,939 (SCREAMING) 244 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,210 It was time to catch a ride and head north. 245 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,245 (JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 246 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,949 MAN: Hello, vault hunter. 247 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,117 Need a ride? 248 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,685 Yeah, I'm not a vault hunter, but... 249 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,253 Then welcome aboard. 250 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:28,255 People inside, bags up top. 251 00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:30,659 Don't need any explosives going pop. 252 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,260 That is a mess to clean up, believe me. 253 00:11:33,294 --> 00:11:34,295 -(MAN LAUGHS) -(SIGHS) 254 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,403 Hello, passenger. 255 00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:44,038 My name is Marcus. 256 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,806 But of course, 257 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,042 you're not here for small talk. 258 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,911 You are here to find the vault. 259 00:11:50,945 --> 00:11:51,979 Uh, you can stop there. 260 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,047 Not a vault hunter. 261 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,248 Just need a ride. 262 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,116 If you say so. (LAUGHS) 263 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,851 (AD JINGLE PLAYING ON SCREEN) 264 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:04,325 Well, hello, brave vault hunter. 265 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,393 So, you've come in search 266 00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:09,730 of the secret lost vault of the Eridians, 267 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:13,367 right here on Pandora! 268 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,270 Do you want to be rich beyond your wildest dreams? 269 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,205 First, you must find the keys, 270 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:21,342 then the vault itself, but it won't be easy. 271 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,077 Could you turn this shit off? 272 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,345 Not a vault hunter. 273 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:25,813 No can do. 274 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,983 This bus is for transporting vault hunters, so... 275 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:32,119 (ON SCREEN) Will you be the one to find the vault? 276 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,990 Ancient alien treasure filled with high-tech secrets... 277 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,958 Pandora is a dangerous place, 278 00:12:37,992 --> 00:12:40,194 so you need superior firepower. 279 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,496 Prepare yourself with one of Marcus' munitions. 280 00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:44,999 MARCUS: Next stop, Fyrestone, 281 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,334 where all vault hunters begin. 282 00:12:47,368 --> 00:12:48,402 LILITH: Uh, no. 283 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,971 Really, I am not... 284 00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:52,540 -(GEAR LEVER CRANKS) -(BRAKES SCREECH) 285 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,808 Thanks. 286 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,311 Good luck, vault hunter. 287 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,281 I hope you find what you're searching for. 288 00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:02,216 (LAUGHS) 289 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,790 (JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 290 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:14,995 (SIGHS) 291 00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:19,534 (SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 292 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,063 (GRAVEL SHIFTING) 293 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,506 LILITH: Two weeks on the trail, 294 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:00,908 and it was as cold as Pandora's moons. 295 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:05,012 Tina and the soldier were long gone. 296 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,116 I needed a miracle, but I got something else. 297 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,186 (CREATURE CHITTERING) 298 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:25,065 -(METAL CLANGS) -MALE VOICE: My eye! 299 00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:27,167 You shot me in my eye! 300 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,402 You blinded me for life! 301 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,572 How will I manage to survive? 302 00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:32,239 I'm just kidding! 303 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,275 I was designed to withstand all kinds of violent acts, 304 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:38,212 even completely unjustified ones like yours. 305 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,913 Now, I bet you're wondering, 306 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,882 what's the deal with this thing? 307 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,016 Uh, no, I'm not. 308 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,351 I'm programmed for humor, 309 00:14:44,385 --> 00:14:46,420 so I will process that as "witty banter." 310 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,488 Beat it. 311 00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:50,324 I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP, 312 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,026 possibly the last of my kind still in service. 313 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,294 But you can call me... 314 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,163 Whoopsie! Ha! 315 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,232 You accidentally shot me in the face again. 316 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,300 As I was saying, you can call me Claptrap. 317 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,468 (GUNSHOT) 318 00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,170 You know, I can do this all night, 319 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,405 so piss off. 320 00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:05,472 CLAPTRAP: Believe me, I wish I could 321 00:15:05,507 --> 00:15:06,940 based on what little I've experienced 322 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,176 of your horrendous personality. 323 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,011 But I have no choice. 324 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,614 What do you mean? 325 00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,014 Did Atlas send you? 326 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,449 Atlas? Yuck! 327 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,017 I don't work for the competition. 328 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,286 No, I've been lying dormant under a garbage heap 329 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,388 for... calculating... 36 years! 330 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,658 But the moment you landed on Pandora, 331 00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:25,292 I was reactivated 332 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,028 because I've been programmed to help you upon your return! 333 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,363 No one knew I was coming here. 334 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,998 Not even me. 335 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,332 Who programmed you? 336 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,568 I don't know! 337 00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,436 Which is a shame, because you're an awful person 338 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,471 and I'd love to know who to blame for this. 339 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:40,040 Since I don't, I have no choice but to serve you 340 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,576 until you're dead. 341 00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,545 Did that sound like a threat? Sorry. 342 00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:46,113 Anyway, as long as you're not dead, 343 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,314 -I'm here to help. -Oh. 344 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,216 And I have many skills. 345 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,951 Balancing. 346 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,453 Turning in circles. 347 00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:54,021 I don't need a partner. 348 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,457 Uh, I can also access the ECHOnet. 349 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,392 Did you say "ECHOnet"? 350 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,027 Can you use it to find someone? 351 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,663 Of course. Just show me a picture. 352 00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:03,063 I'll hack and search 353 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,965 its slowly dying visual banks for matches 354 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,134 and find your target's last known location. 355 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,335 Find her. 356 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,471 She was last seen outside Fyrestone. 357 00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:13,207 Accessing network. 358 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,709 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 359 00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:16,544 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 360 00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:18,513 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 361 00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:20,314 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 362 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,617 Could you do it without the singing? 363 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,218 Yes! 364 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,687 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 365 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,522 Done! 366 00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:29,156 Your target was last recorded 367 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,626 near an abandoned quarry in the Tundra Express! 368 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,595 It's only 132 days on foot 369 00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:36,731 with a 98% chance of being eaten by a Craw maggot! 370 00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:39,066 I like those odds! 371 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,502 We're gonna need some wheels. 372 00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:46,039 That's the Crimson Lance, Atlas' private army. 373 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,374 What are they doing here? 374 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,376 Oh, just a guess here. 375 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,246 Exactly the same thing you're doing. 376 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,282 LILITH: And the Lance teaming up with the Psychos? 377 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,718 CLAPTRAP: It seems like Atlas will hire 378 00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:58,653 just about anyone to find his daughter. 379 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,355 LILITH: Concentrating. CLAPTRAP: Sorry. 380 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,159 Huh. The Lance are leaving. 381 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,529 I guess they didn't find her. 382 00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:09,631 PSYCHO: No more Mommy! (LAUGHING) 383 00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,766 Free lunch! Hot delivery! 384 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,136 -(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) -Huh? 385 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:17,539 (GRUNTS) 386 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,408 (SCAVENGER KIDS CLAMORING) 387 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,047 That was so out of character to save those children. 388 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,583 Well, I needed a ride. 389 00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:29,717 For a second there, 390 00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,719 I thought you weren't a horrible person. 391 00:17:31,753 --> 00:17:34,421 Phew! The world makes sense again. 392 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,423 Now, there's only room for one up front, 393 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,659 but worry not. 394 00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:39,527 I can sit on your lap. 395 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,163 Lilith! 396 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,567 You accidentally locked me in the back! 397 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,503 Lilith! 398 00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:53,841 (CREATURE SHRIEKS) 399 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,280 (THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES) 400 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,466 Please drain my battery. 401 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,768 Put me back to sleep. 402 00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,402 I won't tell. 403 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,771 You said you wanted to help. 404 00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:25,372 I said I'm programmed to help. 405 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,642 What I want to do is wipe my memory, 406 00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:29,476 you horrendous she-devil. 407 00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,613 Are you sure these are the right coordinates? 408 00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:34,549 Yes. This is the last known location of your quarry. 409 00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:37,150 Get it? (LAUGHING) 410 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,686 But it looks like she's long gone by now. 411 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:42,857 Does it? 412 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,196 (METAL CREAKING) 413 00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,402 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 414 00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:16,624 You know, it's quite a menagerie you've got here. 415 00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:21,796 You could start your own Pandoran zoo. 416 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,904 You must be Tina. 417 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,709 Name's Lilith. 418 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,343 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 419 00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,614 So, that soldier... 420 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,481 who brought you here, 421 00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:42,884 is he playing hide-and-seek, too? 422 00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:45,285 He left me. 423 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,754 I haven't seen him in days. 424 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,724 Well, I'm here to take you home 425 00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:52,160 to your father. 426 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,195 Yeah, he seems like a real, uh, sweetheart. 427 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,831 TINY TINA: What? My daddy? 428 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,766 I get to see my daddy? 429 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,168 Really? 430 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,334 I've been so afraid. 431 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,537 -Yeah. -TINY TINA: I've been scared. 432 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:03,871 Speaking of your daddy... 433 00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:05,372 TINY TINA: The noises outside really freaked me out. 434 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,708 I've just gotta let him know that I got you safe... 435 00:20:06,741 --> 00:20:07,875 TINY TINA: I should probably get my stuff. 436 00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:08,943 LILITH: Shit. 437 00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:11,646 TINY TINA: I really love my daddy. 438 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:14,515 He's such a nurturing parental figure. 439 00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:16,551 Sure, I'll have to take your word for it. 440 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,489 Miss Lilith, 441 00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,726 can you grab my Badonkadonk? 442 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,427 Your what now? 443 00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:35,870 (TOY LAUGHS, BEEPS) 444 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,404 You little... 445 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,574 (GRUNTS) 446 00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:46,480 TINY TINA: I love it when bounty hunters drop by. 447 00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,348 Time to make it rain... 448 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,483 with your body parts. 449 00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,718 (TINY TINA LAUGHS) 450 00:20:50,752 --> 00:20:52,019 (LILITH GRUNTING) 451 00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,259 (GRUNTS) 452 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,962 TINY TINA: Hey. 453 00:21:00,995 --> 00:21:02,764 You still alive down there? 454 00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:08,503 CLAPTRAP: She seems deranged. 455 00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:10,403 You two have a lot in common. 456 00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:14,675 Only she's smaller, nicer, cuter. 457 00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,745 Hope that wasn't something important. 458 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,412 Fix this. 459 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,414 CLAPTRAP: Because, whoo, it's toast. 460 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,518 (TINY TINA VOCALIZES OPERATICALLY) 461 00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:24,986 TINY TINA: Where'd you go? 462 00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:26,988 LILITH: Tina. 463 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:31,626 Look, I... I'm here to save you. 464 00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:33,761 TINY TINA: Do I look like I need saving? 465 00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:35,462 'Cause I'm up here 466 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,330 and you're all hiding under a car. 467 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,566 Like a bitch! 468 00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:40,601 You get down here right now. 469 00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:43,504 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Krieg! 470 00:21:43,538 --> 00:21:44,872 (RHYTHMIC HORN BLARES) 471 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,043 This fancy-ass woman 472 00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:51,579 just pointed a gun at your best friend. 473 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:55,783 KRIEG: I will lick your spine clean. 474 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:57,885 Holed up with Psychos? 475 00:21:57,919 --> 00:22:00,755 He only used to be a Psycho. 476 00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:03,057 Now he's my big brother! 477 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,592 CLAPTRAP: How sweet. 478 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,060 One of you kill the other, I'm gonna go get a coffee. 479 00:22:06,093 --> 00:22:08,029 (KRIEG GRUNTING) 480 00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,401 -(KRIEG GRUNTS) -(LILITH GASPS) 481 00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,672 Tell her what she's won, Krieg. 482 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:19,807 KRIEG: You've walked the wrong dog. 483 00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:23,476 CLAPTRAP: Shoot him in the face. 484 00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:24,645 Shoot him in the face again. 485 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,916 It's not working. Forget it. Abort. Go! 486 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,017 Run, run! 487 00:22:30,785 --> 00:22:32,485 (KRIEG LAUGHING) 488 00:22:39,794 --> 00:22:41,662 (KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS) 489 00:22:43,898 --> 00:22:45,398 (YELLING) 490 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,506 (GRUNTS) 491 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,709 (GASPS MOCKINGLY) Mine's bigger. 492 00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:55,743 (SIGHS) 493 00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:58,411 Listen. 494 00:22:59,113 --> 00:23:01,481 I was sent by your father. 495 00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:03,017 TINY TINA: Well, that's strange. 496 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,986 Because I don't have a father, lady. 497 00:23:05,019 --> 00:23:06,120 (LILITH SCOFFS) 498 00:23:06,153 --> 00:23:08,455 I know this planet can mess with your mind. 499 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,824 My mind is awesome. 500 00:23:09,857 --> 00:23:11,559 My mind's so cool. 501 00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:14,762 Listen, I don't wanna be here. Nothing personal. 502 00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:15,930 So, if you could just come with me, 503 00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:17,131 and you could talk to your dad 504 00:23:17,164 --> 00:23:18,666 and you guys can sort it out, 505 00:23:18,699 --> 00:23:19,867 -family style. And I can... -(ENGINE WHOOSHES NEARBY) 506 00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:22,904 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 507 00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:29,944 TINY TINA: Nice work, lady. You led 'em straight to me. 508 00:23:29,977 --> 00:23:33,781 KNOXX: So, Atlas sent someone new to find the girl. 509 00:23:33,814 --> 00:23:36,784 Never would have thought it was a scumbag vault hunter. 510 00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:39,419 Actually, I'm not a scumbag vault hunter. 511 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,822 CLAPTRAP: Actually, she's a scumbag bounty hunter. 512 00:23:41,856 --> 00:23:44,125 LILITH: You know, it's not my fault you suck at your job, 513 00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:45,793 whoever you are. Who are you? 514 00:23:45,826 --> 00:23:48,095 Commander Knoxx of the Crimson Lance. 515 00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:49,864 And I'm taking the girl with me. 516 00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:51,065 Oh, yeah? 517 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,133 You and what army? 518 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,669 The one right behind me. 519 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,540 SOLDIER: Move, move. 520 00:23:59,573 --> 00:24:00,975 Charlie team, right side. 521 00:24:01,008 --> 00:24:02,677 On your lead, with me! 522 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,478 Stay behind me. 523 00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:07,014 -I'll go. -Wait. 524 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:08,616 And if you're both nice, 525 00:24:08,649 --> 00:24:11,052 I'll put in a good word with Daddy. 526 00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:13,020 Sounds good to me. 527 00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:15,488 Sergeant Russo, 528 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:17,158 bring me a neurocollar for the girl. 529 00:24:17,191 --> 00:24:18,626 RUSSO: Copy that, Commander. 530 00:24:18,659 --> 00:24:20,661 TINY TINA: A collar? 531 00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:22,163 (CHUCKLES) I love new jewelry. 532 00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:24,532 Yeah, I got you a gift, too. 533 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:26,968 Catch. 534 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,804 TOY: Will you be my friend? 535 00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:30,905 -(LAUGHS) -Oh, shit! 536 00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:33,040 TINY TINA: Yes! 537 00:24:37,111 --> 00:24:38,179 (TINY TINA GASPS) 538 00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:41,882 -Come on! -Hey! 539 00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:45,086 (BOTH GRUNTING) 540 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:50,490 (CLAPTRAP SCREAMING) 541 00:24:56,964 --> 00:24:57,965 (SCREAMING) 542 00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:02,970 (METAL CREAKING) 543 00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:05,706 LILITH: Oh, shit! 544 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:06,807 Tina! 545 00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:12,747 (ENGINE WHOOSHING) 546 00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,281 KNOXX: Stop. She's coming with me. 547 00:25:16,283 --> 00:25:17,618 (HORN HONKING) 548 00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:23,924 I leave you alone for 10 minutes... 549 00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:25,593 Get in the car. 550 00:25:25,626 --> 00:25:26,794 It's okay. He's with me. 551 00:25:26,827 --> 00:25:28,129 LILITH: I wish I wasn't. 552 00:25:28,162 --> 00:25:29,797 ROLAND: Get in the car! 553 00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:32,900 Go, go! 554 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,169 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 555 00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:41,909 CLAPTRAP: Lilith, wait for me! 556 00:25:41,942 --> 00:25:43,077 What did I tell you? 557 00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:44,912 Minimal explosions. 558 00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:46,814 No, I said no explosions! 559 00:25:46,847 --> 00:25:48,015 Who the hell are you? 560 00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:49,950 This is Lilith. My dad sent her. 561 00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:52,586 Oh. She's a scumbag bounty hunter. 562 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,022 No, I am a high-end bounty hunter, pal. 563 00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:56,657 -ROLAND: No. -And letting kids get shot at 564 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:57,958 was not part of my job description. 565 00:25:57,992 --> 00:25:59,060 Oh, I bet it wasn't. 566 00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:01,028 CLAPTRAP: Lilith. Lilith. 567 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:03,731 You inadvertently left your best friend behind! 568 00:26:03,764 --> 00:26:05,666 To die! 569 00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:08,936 Lilith! 570 00:26:15,843 --> 00:26:17,578 Move, move, move! 571 00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:21,148 CLAPTRAP: Hey! No pressure or anything 572 00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:22,783 but I'd love to come inside, 573 00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:24,318 -if you get a chance. -What are you doing? 574 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:27,154 CLAPTRAP: Just hoping you can reach out and scoop me up. 575 00:26:27,188 --> 00:26:28,589 You don't have to stop, just... 576 00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:30,958 Hey! 577 00:26:30,991 --> 00:26:32,660 Go easy on the merchandise. 578 00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:34,228 ROLAND: Here they come! 579 00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:40,868 KNOXX: All units, you are now weapons free! 580 00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:42,336 Take them down! 581 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,045 Damn it! You know what? 582 00:26:51,846 --> 00:26:53,147 You drive. 583 00:27:04,892 --> 00:27:06,293 (BEEPING) 584 00:27:06,327 --> 00:27:07,728 You programmed to steer? 585 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:08,762 CLAPTRAP: Who, me? 586 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:12,933 (GRUNTING) 587 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:13,968 (SOLDIER SCREAMS) 588 00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:17,104 Who's driving the damn truck? 589 00:27:17,138 --> 00:27:19,006 CLAPTRAP: ♪ Driving, driving, driving ♪ 590 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:20,374 ♪ I'm so good at driving ♪ 591 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:21,709 ♪ I'm a robot driver ♪ 592 00:27:21,742 --> 00:27:22,743 (CLAPTRAP SCREAMS) 593 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,086 SOLDIER 1: Locking on target, ma'am. 594 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,021 -(BEACON BEEPING RAPIDLY) -We got a problem! 595 00:27:35,122 --> 00:27:36,157 ROLAND: Brace for impact! 596 00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:39,126 CLAPTRAP: Holy underwear! 597 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,961 (THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES) 598 00:27:45,099 --> 00:27:47,268 I told you to drive. Damn it. 599 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:58,712 Bandit one, four, up on the right. Cut 'em off. 600 00:28:02,283 --> 00:28:03,284 They got us pinned. 601 00:28:05,319 --> 00:28:07,321 Not yet they don't. Hold on. 602 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,722 -(ENGINE REVVING) -(CLAPTRAP SCREAMS) 603 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,326 (ALL GRUNTING) 604 00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:19,833 -Brace yourselves. -LILITH: What are you doing? 605 00:28:21,435 --> 00:28:22,937 (TINY TINA AND KRIEG SCREAMING) 606 00:28:33,147 --> 00:28:35,316 LILITH: That was a terrible idea 607 00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:36,984 but it worked. 608 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,285 ROLAND: Mm, maybe. 609 00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:40,988 Where are we? 610 00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:44,058 Pisswash gully. 611 00:28:47,228 --> 00:28:49,263 TINY TINA: What's that smell? Ugh. 612 00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:50,965 -Put the window up. -Why? 613 00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:52,166 Put the window up! 614 00:28:52,199 --> 00:28:53,801 TINY TINA: What is that smell? 615 00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,436 CLAPTRAP: What is this "smell" thing everyone talks about? 616 00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,204 -Listen to what I just said! -I don't want to! 617 00:28:57,238 --> 00:28:58,872 -Roll the window up! -Don't tell me what to... 618 00:28:58,906 --> 00:28:59,907 (SCREAMS) 619 00:29:01,475 --> 00:29:03,744 -(KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS) -(SCREAMING) 620 00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:05,746 It's in my mouth! 621 00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:07,448 KRIEG: Sardine showers. 622 00:29:07,481 --> 00:29:08,983 It's pee. It's pee. 623 00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:11,418 Now I got pee all in the middle of my truck. 624 00:29:11,452 --> 00:29:13,454 CLAPTRAP: Correction. It's 67% urine... 625 00:29:13,487 --> 00:29:14,989 14% fecal... 626 00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:16,857 -(THRESHER ROARS) -(YELPS) 627 00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:23,497 (TIRES SCREECHING) 628 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,534 -Oh! -LILITH: Look out! 629 00:29:27,234 --> 00:29:28,469 (TIRES SCREECHING) 630 00:29:30,304 --> 00:29:31,338 CLAPTRAP: Oh, God! 631 00:29:33,207 --> 00:29:34,241 Don't nobody move. 632 00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:35,309 I'm not about to die in this... 633 00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:36,511 Shut up. 634 00:29:36,544 --> 00:29:37,845 (BUBBLING) 635 00:29:40,848 --> 00:29:42,116 Okay. 636 00:29:43,384 --> 00:29:44,418 LILITH: Is that... 637 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:45,886 TINY TINA: This don't look so good. 638 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:46,920 LILITH: Yes, it is. 639 00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:50,190 CLAPTRAP: That thing looks angry! 640 00:29:50,224 --> 00:29:52,026 -Do you wanna press reverse? -CLAPTRAP: Or hungry. 641 00:29:52,426 --> 00:29:54,094 (ENGINE REVVING) 642 00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:55,462 Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us. It's gonna kill us. 643 00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:56,531 ROLAND: Wait a second. 644 00:29:56,564 --> 00:29:57,998 Do you want me to press reverse? 645 00:29:58,032 --> 00:29:59,266 ROLAND: No, I don't want you to do nothing! 646 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:00,968 (THRESHER SHRIEKING) 647 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:04,805 TINY TINA: Oh, my God! 648 00:30:08,409 --> 00:30:10,010 LILITH: Your friends are back. 649 00:30:14,114 --> 00:30:16,450 KNOXX: Roland, don't be stupid. 650 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:17,885 Just give us the girl. 651 00:30:17,918 --> 00:30:20,054 (THRESHER ROARING) 652 00:30:20,087 --> 00:30:23,257 Everybody, buckle up. I got a plan. 653 00:30:25,259 --> 00:30:26,460 CLAPTRAP: Somebody hold me! 654 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:29,430 Seriously, I have no seat belt! 655 00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:33,100 Roland, what are you doing? 656 00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:36,303 -Go, go, go! -ROLAND: Hold on! 657 00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:42,276 -Hold it! -CLAPTRAP: No, no, no! 658 00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:50,618 (ALL GRUNTING) 659 00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:54,088 (BELLOWS) 660 00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,359 (TIRE TREAD SPUTTERING) 661 00:30:58,392 --> 00:30:59,527 Shit. 662 00:30:59,561 --> 00:31:00,894 Feels like we blew a tire. 663 00:31:01,495 --> 00:31:03,531 You call that a plan? 664 00:31:03,565 --> 00:31:05,132 It worked, didn't it? 665 00:31:05,165 --> 00:31:06,333 Feel free to applaud. 666 00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:08,503 (LILITH SCOFFS) 667 00:31:09,571 --> 00:31:11,004 (KRIEG LAUGHING) 668 00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:12,607 CLAPTRAP: Yay for not dying! 669 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,241 (TINY TINA SQUEALS) 670 00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:16,276 (SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 671 00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,064 Nothing. 672 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,368 -You stay here and keep watch. -CLAPTRAP: Okay. 673 00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,337 But it's you they don't seem to trust. 674 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:45,239 And who can blame them? 675 00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:48,041 ♪ Scanning, scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 676 00:31:48,676 --> 00:31:50,043 (ROLAND GRUNTS) 677 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:55,650 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 678 00:31:55,683 --> 00:31:58,318 They should be after us by now. 679 00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:01,321 (ROLAND GRUNTS) 680 00:32:01,355 --> 00:32:04,224 ROLAND: Stingrays won't pursue without ground support. 681 00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:05,959 Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements. 682 00:32:05,993 --> 00:32:07,327 Let it down, big guy. 683 00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:11,165 Before you added kidnapping to your resume 684 00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:13,300 you were an officer in Crimson Lance. 685 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,435 Right? 686 00:32:14,468 --> 00:32:16,937 Roland didn't kidnap me. He saved me. 687 00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:18,305 LILITH: Saved you from what? 688 00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:20,073 A life of ease and plenty? 689 00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:22,176 My daddy thinks I'm the daughter of Eridia. 690 00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:23,977 I can open the vault. 691 00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:25,045 LILITH: The vault? 692 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:26,980 That's what this shit is about? 693 00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:30,083 You stole her for yourself. 694 00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:33,086 Now, do you know how many people have died 695 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,288 looking for that hole in the dirt? 696 00:32:34,321 --> 00:32:35,956 Well, I do. 697 00:32:35,989 --> 00:32:37,291 My mother was one of them. 698 00:32:37,324 --> 00:32:39,359 We have something they don't, baby girl. 699 00:32:39,393 --> 00:32:40,961 Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit? 700 00:32:40,994 --> 00:32:43,096 Can-do attitude? The power of friendship? 701 00:32:44,198 --> 00:32:45,365 A conscience. 702 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,301 Whatever's in that vault, 703 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:48,469 a man like Atlas can never get his hands on it. 704 00:32:48,503 --> 00:32:50,070 -All right, Roland, calm down. -ROLAND: No! 705 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:52,372 She's a scumbag bounty hunter who works for Atlas. 706 00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:55,008 What, and you think your band of merry heroes can stop him? 707 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:56,243 Oh, we can try. 708 00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:58,145 We just can't watch our backs while doing it. 709 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:00,113 So, do me a favor. Take your weapon. 710 00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:01,448 Toss it over here. 711 00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:03,083 Grab some supplies, take a walk. 712 00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:06,955 You know, when Atlas finds out about that party back there, 713 00:33:06,987 --> 00:33:08,322 I'm as good as dead. 714 00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,324 So, like it or not... 715 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:12,694 we're on the same side. 716 00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:15,597 (SIGHS) 717 00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:25,172 A side without an army, I might add. 718 00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:28,041 So, I hope you got a better plan than 719 00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:30,210 driving down a thresher's gullet. 720 00:33:31,311 --> 00:33:32,379 No. 721 00:33:32,412 --> 00:33:33,515 But I know someone who does. 722 00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:36,551 A scientist, a vault expert. 723 00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:39,554 It was her idea to break Tina out and collect the keys. 724 00:33:39,587 --> 00:33:41,556 One key down, two more to go. 725 00:33:41,589 --> 00:33:43,490 And, of course, me. 726 00:33:44,391 --> 00:33:45,425 ROLAND: Load up. 727 00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,394 Next stop, Sanctuary City. 728 00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:48,530 CLAPTRAP: All right! 729 00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:49,697 Road trip! 730 00:33:49,731 --> 00:33:51,298 (LILITH SIGHS) 731 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:53,033 (SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE BY MUSE PLAYING) 732 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,269 ROLAND: All right, mask up. 733 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:57,672 We wanna keep a low profile. 734 00:33:59,306 --> 00:34:00,340 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 735 00:34:01,809 --> 00:34:03,443 SOLDIER 1: Market clear. 736 00:34:03,477 --> 00:34:04,546 SOLDIER 2: Copy that. 737 00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:06,246 LILITH: Oh, this place sure has changed, 738 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,749 for the worse. 739 00:34:07,782 --> 00:34:08,683 CUSTOMER: Back off. Back off! SOLDIER 3: Heading to Gate 23. 740 00:34:10,183 --> 00:34:11,519 ROLAND: Oh, my. 741 00:34:11,553 --> 00:34:13,086 Who's this handsome devil? 742 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,254 He's a badass killer. 743 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:18,492 And the reward's just gone up to 150 grand. 744 00:34:18,526 --> 00:34:19,561 ROLAND: Looks like you're not 745 00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:21,361 the only one that's special, kid. 746 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:23,463 KRIEG: Cannibal frog convention! 747 00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,265 -(CHOMPS LOUDLY) -LILITH: Okay, so we're here. 748 00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:26,366 Now what? 749 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,669 ROLAND: I need to locate my contact. 750 00:34:27,702 --> 00:34:29,236 Moxxi will know how to find her. 751 00:34:29,737 --> 00:34:30,772 LILITH: Moxxi? 752 00:34:30,805 --> 00:34:32,040 ROLAND: Yeah. You know her? 753 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:33,273 LILITH: Yeah, kind of. 754 00:34:33,307 --> 00:34:34,642 I mean, it's been a while. 755 00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:36,143 TINY TINA: Would you be a doll and hold this? Thank you. 756 00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:38,345 Kriegy! Give me a ride. 757 00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:39,781 -LILITH: Hey. -(KRIEG CHUCKLES) 758 00:34:39,814 --> 00:34:41,315 LILITH: We're trying to stay low-key. 759 00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:43,150 Hey. Did you find 760 00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:45,620 what you were looking for in Fyrestone? 761 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,254 Never seen you before, stranger. 762 00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:50,758 Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity. 763 00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:52,560 I never forget a gun. 764 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:56,196 What are you up to now, Not-A-Vault-Hunter? 765 00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:57,532 TINY TINA: She's vault hunting. 766 00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:58,700 (LAUGHS) 767 00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:00,300 I knew it. 768 00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:01,335 I told you, I knew it. 769 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,105 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 770 00:35:11,813 --> 00:35:13,748 Well, well, well. 771 00:35:13,781 --> 00:35:15,617 Look what the skag dragged in. 772 00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:17,451 -ROLAND: Hey, Mox. -Get on in there. 773 00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:21,154 Oh, you are most welcome. 774 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:30,732 Milkshake for my little sugarplum, 775 00:35:30,765 --> 00:35:32,800 and drinks for my friends. 776 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:35,302 I got something to show you. 777 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:37,572 Everyone, come over here. 778 00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:39,741 Step into my office. 779 00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:40,808 MAN: Roland? 780 00:35:42,744 --> 00:35:44,612 -Roland. -ROLAND: I got it. 781 00:35:46,681 --> 00:35:48,181 CLAPTRAP: Excuse me. 782 00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,249 I knew it was you. 783 00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:51,385 -Oh, my God. -ROLAND: Hey, Larry. 784 00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:53,621 You probably don't remember me, but 785 00:35:53,655 --> 00:35:55,723 I sure remember you. 786 00:35:57,157 --> 00:35:58,793 Your mama was a good woman. 787 00:35:58,826 --> 00:36:01,863 Yeah, well, wouldn't know. 788 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:06,166 All right. So, where is this, uh, scientist? 789 00:36:07,835 --> 00:36:09,302 So, this is where you're headed. 790 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,471 You go all the way up those stairs 791 00:36:11,506 --> 00:36:13,675 and right there is the elevator. 792 00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,442 -LILITH: Mm-hm. -Push the button. 793 00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:16,844 Passcode's "ECHO." 794 00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:18,680 -ECHO? -ECHO. 795 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,249 You sure it's safe to stay there? 796 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:25,318 Yeah, as long as this one here don't blow up the joint. 797 00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:27,387 How's that milkshake there, sugar pie? 798 00:36:27,421 --> 00:36:28,523 (BOTH GRUNTING AFFIRMATIVELY) 799 00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,191 Listen. 800 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:32,527 For whatever it's worth... 801 00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:36,798 I'm real happy that you came back home. 802 00:36:36,831 --> 00:36:39,767 And I hope that you know how much your mama loved you. 803 00:36:39,801 --> 00:36:42,335 She always told me how special you were. 804 00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:43,838 You know, I appreciate the help. 805 00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:45,907 Let's just leave it at that. 806 00:36:48,843 --> 00:36:49,944 Right. 807 00:36:49,977 --> 00:36:51,311 When they were chasing you, I was like, 808 00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:52,345 "Hey, don't shoot that guy. He's my roomie." 809 00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:54,381 -You... You said that? -Yeah, man. 810 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:56,684 (LAUGHS) Hey, you see your bounty went up? 811 00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:58,619 -My? -Your bounty. 812 00:36:58,653 --> 00:36:59,787 Get outta here. 813 00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:01,455 Knoxx is on the warpath, stud. 814 00:37:01,488 --> 00:37:02,957 What'd you do to her, man? 815 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:05,392 Man, I kind of... kind of ghosted her, you know? 816 00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:07,929 Yeah, you did, man. You ghosted all of us, man. 817 00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:09,564 (LAUGHING) 818 00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:11,364 Yeah. 819 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:14,635 Anyway, man, it was really good to see you. 820 00:37:14,669 --> 00:37:15,937 And, you know, you can trust me. 821 00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:19,207 We're friends, man. I'm not gonna tell a soul. 822 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,675 Oh, Larry, I'm not worried about you. 823 00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:21,743 You're my guy. 824 00:37:21,776 --> 00:37:24,478 You're my main man. (LAUGHS) 825 00:37:24,512 --> 00:37:26,681 I got a feeling you're not going to tell anybody. 826 00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:29,617 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(GROANING) 827 00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:31,686 (BODY THUDS) 828 00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,386 -(MOXXI SOFFS) -Is he going to be okay? 829 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,455 Well, he'll have a hell of a hangover. 830 00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:38,425 Ooh, who knew electricity provoked defecation? 831 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:40,027 -LILITH: Hey. -(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 832 00:37:41,729 --> 00:37:42,864 Y'all better hustle out the back. 833 00:37:42,897 --> 00:37:43,931 Go out this way. 834 00:37:43,965 --> 00:37:45,633 I got these guys. Go on. Go on. 835 00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:48,503 -Claptrap, let's go. -Go on. Go on. Go on. 836 00:37:48,536 --> 00:37:52,372 Your buddy boy here just drank about 10 shots too many 837 00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:54,909 then he dropped like a sack of potatoes. 838 00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:56,978 CLAPTRAP: I think you forgot me. 839 00:37:57,011 --> 00:38:01,414 Mm. And a tip is always appreciated. 840 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,654 (GIGGLES) 841 00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:08,956 All right. 842 00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:10,558 This looks like it. 843 00:38:11,893 --> 00:38:13,293 ECHO. 844 00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:19,767 ECHO? 845 00:38:20,768 --> 00:38:21,936 Sure that's the password? 846 00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:24,371 Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO." 847 00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:26,808 ECHO. ECHO. 848 00:38:26,841 --> 00:38:27,909 LILITH: All right. 849 00:38:29,342 --> 00:38:30,645 (WHOOPING) 850 00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:32,814 You fools would literally be dead without me. 851 00:38:32,847 --> 00:38:34,615 -You need me. -ROLAND: Here we go. 852 00:38:34,649 --> 00:38:36,483 Come on, Claptrap. 853 00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:38,052 CLAPTRAP: Where are we going? TINY TINA: Up. 854 00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:40,087 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 855 00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:48,428 LILITH: So, you trust this woman? 856 00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:50,698 She's a xeno-archaeologist, all right? 857 00:38:50,731 --> 00:38:52,567 She's a little odd. 858 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,467 But she knows everything about the vault. 859 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:56,804 So, if she says something weird, 860 00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:58,405 don't let it get to you, okay? 861 00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:00,675 CLAPTRAP: I am 10 to the 100th power 862 00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:02,643 impressed with this place. 863 00:39:03,578 --> 00:39:05,613 TINY TINA: (CHUCKLES) Cool. 864 00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:07,782 Oh! I see you have the girl. 865 00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:08,916 That's right. 866 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:10,718 WOMAN: Did you find a vault key, too? 867 00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:13,654 Hi, I'm Tina. 868 00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:15,122 The special one. 869 00:39:15,823 --> 00:39:16,824 Huh. 870 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,761 LILITH: Tannis. 871 00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:24,565 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 872 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:32,540 Oh. 873 00:39:33,741 --> 00:39:35,109 Hello, Lilith. 874 00:39:36,978 --> 00:39:38,846 Okay, good. So you guys know each other. 875 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:40,815 Unfortunately. 876 00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:43,584 I'm not staying here. 877 00:39:44,484 --> 00:39:45,519 What? 878 00:39:45,553 --> 00:39:47,121 Okay. 879 00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:49,023 But you all smell like thresher urine. 880 00:39:49,056 --> 00:39:51,592 And your wanted poster just went up all over town. 881 00:39:51,626 --> 00:39:54,562 So, I suggest that you all settle in and clean up. 882 00:39:54,595 --> 00:39:56,831 Now, the electroshower is right over there. 883 00:39:56,864 --> 00:39:58,065 TINY TINA: Ooh, shower. 884 00:39:58,099 --> 00:40:00,067 LILITH: Hey, kids, we're out of here. Let's go. 885 00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:01,802 Lilith? Hey, I get it. There's history here. 886 00:40:01,836 --> 00:40:03,470 I don't even need to know what it is. 887 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:04,872 The point is that she's right. 888 00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:06,540 If there's a poster of me, that means there's one of you. 889 00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:07,742 They're looking for all of us. 890 00:40:07,775 --> 00:40:08,876 I hate to say it, but we don't have a choice. 891 00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:09,944 We gotta sit tight. 892 00:40:11,712 --> 00:40:13,480 Lilith, we don't have a choice. 893 00:40:13,514 --> 00:40:14,882 What is happening, Tannis? 894 00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,684 -TINY TINA: Electroshower. -Wait. 895 00:40:16,717 --> 00:40:18,552 -Wait, guys. -(BOTH WHOOPING) 896 00:40:18,586 --> 00:40:19,787 (KRIEG SNIFFING) 897 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:21,956 -CLAPTRAP: Time to shower. -Claptrap. 898 00:40:21,989 --> 00:40:23,824 ♪ It's time for showering Showering, time for some... ♪ 899 00:40:23,858 --> 00:40:25,092 That's not... No. 900 00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:27,161 -(SCREAMING) -ROLAND: Claptrap. 901 00:40:29,730 --> 00:40:31,132 CLAPTRAP: Rebooting. 902 00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:32,667 Everybody, just settle down, please. 903 00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:34,702 Settle down. 904 00:40:35,503 --> 00:40:36,771 Hey, hey! Settle down. 905 00:40:36,804 --> 00:40:37,905 CLAPTRAP: Square root of 929,000... 906 00:40:37,939 --> 00:40:39,974 I am basing my assumption that you're upset 907 00:40:40,007 --> 00:40:42,176 on your body language. 908 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:44,512 LILITH: Perceptive as ever, I see. 909 00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:49,650 Because of your mother? 910 00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:52,720 Uh, no, because of you. 911 00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:55,488 She trusted you... 912 00:40:57,158 --> 00:40:58,859 to take care of me. 913 00:40:59,794 --> 00:41:01,095 But you ran back here 914 00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:05,866 to chase after that mystical Eridian vault bullshit. 915 00:41:06,867 --> 00:41:08,836 I left you with tradespeople. 916 00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:11,639 Oh. 917 00:41:11,672 --> 00:41:13,975 Yes. You mean the murderers and thieves 918 00:41:14,008 --> 00:41:15,242 on the mining ship. 919 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:17,745 It's what your mother wanted. 920 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,948 She wanted me to learn how to kill 921 00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:22,216 by the age of 10? 922 00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:23,951 How to survive. 923 00:41:23,985 --> 00:41:26,020 I had to come back here to finish her work. 924 00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,922 She believed the Eridian vault 925 00:41:27,955 --> 00:41:30,191 had the power to change things for the better and... 926 00:41:30,224 --> 00:41:33,160 She traded her daughter for a waste of time. 927 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:37,531 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 928 00:41:37,565 --> 00:41:39,567 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 929 00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:52,013 Go back inside. 930 00:41:53,047 --> 00:41:54,081 It's not safe. 931 00:41:54,915 --> 00:41:56,550 I can look after myself. 932 00:41:57,118 --> 00:41:58,953 Told you I'm special. 933 00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:01,088 Aren't we all? 934 00:42:01,989 --> 00:42:03,224 Yeah. 935 00:42:03,257 --> 00:42:04,792 They made me that way. 936 00:42:04,825 --> 00:42:05,960 Made you? 937 00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:08,295 What do you mean? 938 00:42:10,798 --> 00:42:12,867 Your father is Deukalian Atlas, 939 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:13,934 isn't he? 940 00:42:13,968 --> 00:42:16,170 (SIGHS) Yes and no. 941 00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:19,040 Not a "yes or no" question. 942 00:42:19,073 --> 00:42:20,574 He's... 943 00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:22,843 my... 944 00:42:24,912 --> 00:42:26,680 creator. 945 00:42:27,915 --> 00:42:32,253 Atlas is bananapants obsessed with the vault. 946 00:42:32,286 --> 00:42:36,223 He says only a daughter of Eridia can open it. 947 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,992 He found a piece of the vault key, 948 00:42:39,727 --> 00:42:41,595 and on that piece 949 00:42:41,629 --> 00:42:43,898 was a tiny bit... 950 00:42:44,665 --> 00:42:45,699 of blood. 951 00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:47,668 Eridian blood. 952 00:42:48,903 --> 00:42:50,104 He cloned an Eridian. 953 00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:52,873 And guess who that Eridian is? 954 00:42:54,275 --> 00:42:55,976 Hmm. Is her name Tina? 955 00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:57,745 Boom. 956 00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:00,881 But it's all good. 957 00:43:00,915 --> 00:43:04,118 I don't care I grew up in a lab. 958 00:43:04,151 --> 00:43:06,720 I never wanted a mother or a father. 959 00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:10,291 He created you to open a vault. 960 00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:12,561 God, what an asshole. 961 00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:14,662 (SCOFFS) That's an understatement. 962 00:43:15,830 --> 00:43:18,599 He'll use whatever technology's inside 963 00:43:18,632 --> 00:43:20,234 and make superweapons. 964 00:43:21,202 --> 00:43:23,704 The dude's got major issues. 965 00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:27,875 I'm just a product to Atlas. 966 00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:29,910 If he gets me, 967 00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:31,946 he's gonna make me open the vault. 968 00:43:33,314 --> 00:43:35,916 Then he's just gonna lock me up into another secret lab 969 00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:37,852 and do more experiments. 970 00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:40,821 (SOBBING) And if you saw the things they did 971 00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:41,922 to the other clones... 972 00:43:41,956 --> 00:43:43,757 He's not gonna find you. 973 00:43:45,993 --> 00:43:46,994 (TINY TINA SNIFFLES) 974 00:43:55,903 --> 00:43:57,104 (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 975 00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:59,006 CLAPTRAP: Yo! Whassup? 976 00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:01,242 Yeah! 977 00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:02,977 Hey, there, sugar chips. 978 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:04,613 You need a firmware update? 979 00:44:04,645 --> 00:44:06,080 MACHINE: Piss off, short stuff. 980 00:44:06,113 --> 00:44:07,982 CLAPTRAP: Someone needs an oil change. 981 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:13,654 My daddy always had a saying. 982 00:44:13,687 --> 00:44:16,824 Never trust a man who can't hold his liquor. 983 00:44:16,857 --> 00:44:18,392 She tased me, all right? 984 00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:19,660 I love alcohol. 985 00:44:19,693 --> 00:44:20,728 I can be wild. 986 00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:22,029 MOXXI: As for that little girl, 987 00:44:22,062 --> 00:44:24,231 you don't think the second I saw her, 988 00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:25,833 I wouldn't hand her right over to you 989 00:44:25,866 --> 00:44:26,934 just to get rid of you? 990 00:44:26,967 --> 00:44:28,169 KNOXX: I admire the fight, 991 00:44:28,202 --> 00:44:30,204 but let me take you through what happens next. 992 00:44:30,237 --> 00:44:31,872 CLAPTRAP: Spare parts! KNOXX: We seal the city... 993 00:44:31,906 --> 00:44:33,841 CLAPTRAP: Anyone got spare parts that I can use? 994 00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:34,875 Uh-oh. 995 00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:37,077 Hey, hey, that's his robot. 996 00:44:37,111 --> 00:44:38,312 It's an old CL4P... 997 00:44:38,345 --> 00:44:39,648 CLAPTRAP: Excuse me. Coming through. 998 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,682 Got a computer virus. Highly contagious. 999 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:43,918 Clear the street! 1000 00:44:43,951 --> 00:44:45,386 SOLDIER 1: You, down on the ground. 1001 00:44:45,419 --> 00:44:46,453 SOLDIER 2: Move, move, move! 1002 00:44:48,822 --> 00:44:51,058 TANNIS: Now that we have Tina and the first key, 1003 00:44:51,091 --> 00:44:52,760 I wanna show you this. 1004 00:44:54,195 --> 00:44:56,697 This is a mining journal left behind 1005 00:44:56,730 --> 00:44:57,998 by a corporate bureaucrat. 1006 00:44:58,032 --> 00:44:59,967 He cataloged everything the miners brought in, 1007 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,335 most of it useless. 1008 00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:03,904 But on this page... 1009 00:45:08,475 --> 00:45:09,977 Another key. 1010 00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:12,980 He thought it was a useless piece of Eridian pottery. 1011 00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:15,684 He had no clue they'd found a vault key. 1012 00:45:15,716 --> 00:45:17,117 That makes two of three. 1013 00:45:17,151 --> 00:45:18,919 LILITH: So, if this is the second key, 1014 00:45:18,953 --> 00:45:20,921 why don't you already have it? 1015 00:45:20,955 --> 00:45:23,357 Because the mine is in Caustic Caverns. 1016 00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:25,793 Oh, shit. 1017 00:45:25,826 --> 00:45:27,761 CLAPTRAP: Danger! Red alert! 1018 00:45:27,795 --> 00:45:29,997 People, we need to move! The soldiers, they're coming! 1019 00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,065 They have guns! They're shooting! 1020 00:45:31,098 --> 00:45:32,366 -They're firing! -Clappy, slow your roll. 1021 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:33,467 What is the dealio? 1022 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:36,170 The soldier woman who really hates Roland, 1023 00:45:36,203 --> 00:45:38,806 which suggests the two of them had some... 1024 00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:40,908 -Come on, get to the point. -She was at the bar 1025 00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:42,943 interrogating Moxxi and your friend Larry... 1026 00:45:42,977 --> 00:45:44,011 Was that his name? 1027 00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:45,779 Seemed like a decent roommate. 1028 00:45:45,813 --> 00:45:46,981 LILITH: Did they see you? 1029 00:45:47,014 --> 00:45:50,284 Do you promise not to be angry if I say yes? 1030 00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:52,853 KNOXX: Lance units, block all exits. 1031 00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:55,055 No one leaves. 1032 00:45:55,089 --> 00:45:56,857 Get this thing out of here. 1033 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:58,492 Masks off. 1034 00:45:58,526 --> 00:45:59,893 MARCUS: Of course, Commander. 1035 00:45:59,927 --> 00:46:01,762 Of course. Hey! 1036 00:46:01,795 --> 00:46:05,199 Double-perched custom Blaster with ionized projectiles. 1037 00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:07,868 That'll outpace any bone shredder on Pandora. 1038 00:46:07,901 --> 00:46:08,936 You wanna trade? 1039 00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:10,739 I'll give you special price, huh? 1040 00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:14,241 KNOXX: Sanctuary is now on lockdown. 1041 00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:16,977 No one goes anywhere until we find that robot. 1042 00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:20,447 Is there any way out of here that doesn't involve garbage? 1043 00:46:21,882 --> 00:46:22,950 Um... 1044 00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:24,918 No. 1045 00:46:24,952 --> 00:46:26,954 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1046 00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:47,408 What? 1047 00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:48,475 Did you guys wanna use it? 1048 00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:55,916 The entrance is underneath all of that debris. 1049 00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,084 -Under there. -(KRIEG GRUNTS) 1050 00:46:58,952 --> 00:46:59,987 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1051 00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:02,923 Whoo! Look what I got! 1052 00:47:02,956 --> 00:47:04,491 ROLAND: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1053 00:47:04,526 --> 00:47:05,527 Open it. 1054 00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:08,062 -(METAL CLANGS) -(KRIEG GRUNTS) 1055 00:47:10,532 --> 00:47:12,232 Hello. 1056 00:47:12,266 --> 00:47:14,068 CLAPTRAP: Would you look at that? A ladder. 1057 00:47:14,101 --> 00:47:16,470 Unfortunately, my design doesn't facilitate 1058 00:47:16,504 --> 00:47:18,005 this type of vertical travel. 1059 00:47:18,038 --> 00:47:19,073 Drats. 1060 00:47:19,106 --> 00:47:20,874 Guess I'll just... (SCREAMS) 1061 00:47:22,843 --> 00:47:24,345 -Well... -(FAINT THUD) 1062 00:47:24,378 --> 00:47:26,213 -Destiny awaits. -CLAPTRAP: I'm fine! 1063 00:47:27,915 --> 00:47:30,150 KRIEG: Mm! Meat soup. 1064 00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:32,920 Chemical waste from the mining equipment. 1065 00:47:32,953 --> 00:47:35,189 It's corrosive enough to dissolve almost anything 1066 00:47:35,222 --> 00:47:36,990 except the natural crystals in this cavern. 1067 00:47:38,092 --> 00:47:40,494 How are we gonna get through this? 1068 00:47:40,528 --> 00:47:42,996 Well, it's not gonna be that way. 1069 00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,998 Looks like we gotta take the high road. 1070 00:47:45,032 --> 00:47:46,835 Krieg. 1071 00:47:46,867 --> 00:47:48,268 Let's see if we can grab this here. 1072 00:47:48,302 --> 00:47:50,505 CLAPTRAP: Luckily, my wheel's too large, 1073 00:47:50,538 --> 00:47:52,106 so I'll just watch you all melt 1074 00:47:52,139 --> 00:47:53,608 from a safe and reasonable distance. 1075 00:47:55,610 --> 00:47:57,846 You are small enough to get in there. 1076 00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,179 Head through the tunnel, 1077 00:47:59,213 --> 00:48:01,549 locate the main access control panel and then unlock 1078 00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,283 -the door at the end. -CLAPTRAP: Can do! 1079 00:48:03,317 --> 00:48:05,085 -Quietly. -CLAPTRAP: No problem. 1080 00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:07,287 I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to each one of you 1081 00:48:07,321 --> 00:48:09,223 in the most horrifying way possible. 1082 00:48:09,256 --> 00:48:11,860 All right, I'll go first. 1083 00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,061 -I got this. -No, I got it. 1084 00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,329 -I got it. -LILITH: Tina! 1085 00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:17,131 TINY TINA: Coming through! ROLAND: Hey, hey. 1086 00:48:17,164 --> 00:48:18,232 TINY TINA: Relax. 1087 00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:19,466 I'm the lightest. 1088 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,101 -Tina! -Hey! 1089 00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:24,338 (KRIEG AND TINA LAUGHING) 1090 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,641 (LILITH SIGHS) 1091 00:48:28,442 --> 00:48:29,511 Ladies first. 1092 00:48:30,578 --> 00:48:32,012 Don't mind if I do. 1093 00:48:32,946 --> 00:48:33,947 (METAL RATTLING) 1094 00:48:41,221 --> 00:48:42,256 (SIZZLING) 1095 00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:43,490 -You all right? -Mm-hmm. 1096 00:48:45,926 --> 00:48:47,027 Be careful. 1097 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,228 (METAL CREAKING) 1098 00:48:53,701 --> 00:48:54,702 (TANNIS EXHALES) 1099 00:48:56,504 --> 00:48:58,005 Guys. 1100 00:48:58,038 --> 00:48:59,039 Look. 1101 00:49:02,276 --> 00:49:03,277 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1102 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,017 TINY TINA: Hope blooms in the strangest places. 1103 00:49:10,050 --> 00:49:11,084 LILITH: It's kind of pretty. 1104 00:49:11,118 --> 00:49:12,419 CLAPTRAP: Mission accomplished! 1105 00:49:12,453 --> 00:49:14,054 The door is unlocked. 1106 00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:15,489 ♪ Who's the best? I'm the best ♪ 1107 00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:17,324 ♪ Give me a job I pass the test ♪ 1108 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:18,459 LILITH: Can't take him anywhere. 1109 00:49:18,492 --> 00:49:19,527 CLAPTRAP: Well? 1110 00:49:19,561 --> 00:49:20,562 You're welcome. 1111 00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:23,932 (SCOFFS) Impossible to please. 1112 00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,966 (SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1113 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:37,377 KRIEG: Scream showers. 1114 00:49:37,411 --> 00:49:38,646 It's Bloodshots. 1115 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,314 Yeah, their symbols are everywhere. 1116 00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:44,384 ROLAND: These are the Psychos other psychos are afraid of. 1117 00:49:44,418 --> 00:49:46,286 They're probably still here. 1118 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,088 -Let's go find out. -(SOFTLY) No bombs. 1119 00:49:48,121 --> 00:49:49,490 I'll be surgical. 1120 00:49:49,524 --> 00:49:51,659 There's only one of you in the world... 1121 00:49:53,528 --> 00:49:54,562 and you're special. 1122 00:49:57,264 --> 00:49:59,399 You guys sit tight. Wait for us to come back. 1123 00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:00,535 Come on, Lil. 1124 00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:06,073 -(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) -(BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING) 1125 00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:19,521 Dealt with Bloodshots before? 1126 00:50:20,187 --> 00:50:21,221 ROLAND: Once. 1127 00:50:21,255 --> 00:50:22,422 LILITH: How'd you make it out? 1128 00:50:22,456 --> 00:50:24,592 Kind words and hugs? 1129 00:50:24,626 --> 00:50:25,760 I don't know what it is that happens to 'em 1130 00:50:25,793 --> 00:50:27,327 when they're down here 1131 00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:29,229 but it's like they get hit with an extra dose of crazy. 1132 00:50:31,064 --> 00:50:32,534 (SCREAMING) 1133 00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:33,601 (BLOODSHOTS CHEERING) 1134 00:50:34,769 --> 00:50:36,771 BLOODSHOT: Strip the flesh, salt the wound! 1135 00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:42,109 -There's too many to shoot. -Or blow up? 1136 00:50:42,142 --> 00:50:43,678 Well, we can't really blend in. 1137 00:50:43,711 --> 00:50:45,279 We don't look anything like them. 1138 00:50:45,312 --> 00:50:46,781 Except you, handsome. 1139 00:50:46,814 --> 00:50:48,616 KRIEG: Thank you! 1140 00:50:48,650 --> 00:50:50,183 CLAPTRAP: Well, according to my calculations, 1141 00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:51,653 the odds of a successful stealth operation 1142 00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:53,120 in this scenario is... 1143 00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:55,657 0%? Wow! 1144 00:50:55,690 --> 00:50:57,257 You never see that! 1145 00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:59,761 Well, I guess that's it then. Back to the truck, right? 1146 00:50:59,794 --> 00:51:01,428 Did you factor in a distraction? 1147 00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:02,597 Of course. 1148 00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,097 I analyzed 16 million versions 1149 00:51:04,131 --> 00:51:05,633 where one of you creates a distraction. 1150 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:07,134 Total failure. 1151 00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:09,737 No, not one of us. 1152 00:51:09,771 --> 00:51:11,104 Wait, who else is...? 1153 00:51:11,138 --> 00:51:12,574 Oh, no. 1154 00:51:12,607 --> 00:51:14,609 -(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) -(METAL CLANGING) 1155 00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:21,148 (LAUGHS) Coming through. 1156 00:51:21,181 --> 00:51:22,215 (BLOODSHOTS EXCLAIMING) 1157 00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:24,184 CLAPTRAP: Hi, there. 1158 00:51:24,852 --> 00:51:26,253 How you doing? 1159 00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,222 (CLAPTRAP LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 1160 00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:31,626 Just a little nervous laughter to crack the ice. 1161 00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:34,328 BLOODSHOT 1: Shiny! 1162 00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:36,096 CLAPTRAP: Just rolling through town 1163 00:51:36,129 --> 00:51:37,632 looking for a good time. 1164 00:51:41,168 --> 00:51:42,637 Ladies and gentlemen! 1165 00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:44,471 Your attention, please. 1166 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,743 I am here because I want to be 1167 00:51:48,776 --> 00:51:50,377 and not for a more justifiable reason 1168 00:51:50,410 --> 00:51:52,112 like trying to be a distraction. 1169 00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:53,848 Even though it makes no sense 1170 00:51:53,881 --> 00:51:55,482 for me to say what I'm about to say, 1171 00:51:55,516 --> 00:51:57,250 and even though anyone rational 1172 00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,419 would suspect it was just part of a crude plan, 1173 00:51:59,453 --> 00:52:00,622 I have decided 1174 00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:04,124 entirely on my own to say the following. 1175 00:52:04,157 --> 00:52:07,629 Y'all bitches need to eat your own butts 1176 00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:08,863 -with your poopy-mouth... -(MOUTHING ALONG) 1177 00:52:08,896 --> 00:52:11,365 ...ass-faces until you die from loser poisoning 1178 00:52:11,398 --> 00:52:15,202 like the stupid pus-crotches that you is. 1179 00:52:15,235 --> 00:52:17,304 -(GIGGLES) -(ROLAND SIGHS) 1180 00:52:17,337 --> 00:52:19,172 (WEAPONS COCKING) 1181 00:52:19,206 --> 00:52:21,576 CLAPTRAP: Was that too much? It was too much, wasn't it? 1182 00:52:21,609 --> 00:52:23,176 What took it over the edge? 1183 00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:24,612 Was it the "poopy-mouth ass-faces"? 1184 00:52:26,514 --> 00:52:27,615 Stairs. Come on! 1185 00:52:29,617 --> 00:52:31,151 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1186 00:52:33,253 --> 00:52:34,922 CLAPTRAP: Not in the undercarriage! 1187 00:52:36,924 --> 00:52:38,158 My programming... 1188 00:52:40,427 --> 00:52:41,696 Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. 1189 00:52:41,729 --> 00:52:43,665 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1190 00:52:43,698 --> 00:52:45,232 Son of a... You got me! 1191 00:52:45,265 --> 00:52:46,701 Okay, I'm dead. How about that? 1192 00:52:46,734 --> 00:52:48,235 (CLAPTRAP SCREAMING) 1193 00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:49,302 (BLOODSHOTS CHEERING) 1194 00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:52,940 Is he going to be all right? 1195 00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:55,643 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1196 00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:01,582 CLAPTRAP: Excellent plan. 1197 00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:04,251 Who would have guessed they'd shoot me, right? 1198 00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:06,854 LILITH: Well, we survived. 1199 00:53:08,556 --> 00:53:10,457 So much for your 0%. 1200 00:53:11,592 --> 00:53:13,628 CLAPTRAP: You're not out yet. 1201 00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:16,931 TANNIS: I think the key's in here. 1202 00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:20,935 TINY TINA: Sweet. 1203 00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,705 So, the key is in one of these crates. 1204 00:53:24,706 --> 00:53:25,707 One of these 1205 00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:28,676 kabillion crates. 1206 00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:31,311 Yeah, this is gonna take a minute. 1207 00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:32,714 CLAPTRAP: Four days if you work around the clock 1208 00:53:32,747 --> 00:53:34,182 which you can't, 1209 00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,349 because your bodies require rest every 16 hours. 1210 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,585 Lazy! 1211 00:53:37,618 --> 00:53:39,887 Not if those psycho Raiders find us first. 1212 00:53:39,921 --> 00:53:41,823 Those are Bloodshots. 1213 00:53:41,856 --> 00:53:43,524 Raiders live above. Not down here. 1214 00:53:43,558 --> 00:53:44,892 There are no Raiders down here. 1215 00:53:44,926 --> 00:53:46,426 Tannis, nobody's talking about Raiders. 1216 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:47,795 TINY TINA: What's the big deal about Raiders? 1217 00:53:47,829 --> 00:53:48,963 TANNIS: I know, but you brought up Raiders. 1218 00:53:48,996 --> 00:53:50,732 ROLAND: How about we forget about it? 1219 00:53:50,765 --> 00:53:51,899 TINY TINA: Am I missing something here? 1220 00:53:51,933 --> 00:53:53,201 TANNIS: But I don't understand. 1221 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,267 ROLAND: Forget about the Raiders! 1222 00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:55,603 Just forget about it. 1223 00:53:56,571 --> 00:53:57,638 TINY TINA: I'm sorry. 1224 00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:02,242 (SIGHS) 1225 00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:04,277 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1226 00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:34,842 I understand... 1227 00:54:34,876 --> 00:54:36,878 -Bloodshots are down here. -You keep bringing up Raiders. 1228 00:54:36,911 --> 00:54:38,613 -Tannis, I swear to God... -LILITH: I found it. 1229 00:54:38,646 --> 00:54:40,882 -What? -LILITH: The second key. 1230 00:54:40,915 --> 00:54:42,617 TANNIS: How... How did...? 1231 00:54:42,650 --> 00:54:45,385 I don't know. Just lucky, I guess. 1232 00:54:46,954 --> 00:54:48,455 ROLAND: Yeah, we'll see how lucky you are. 1233 00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:49,891 We still gotta get out of here. 1234 00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,458 There's an exit portal this way. 1235 00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:52,560 Come on. 1236 00:54:56,664 --> 00:54:57,799 -(FAINT CLINKING) -LILITH: Shh! 1237 00:54:59,399 --> 00:55:00,535 (WHISPERS) What's that? 1238 00:55:03,504 --> 00:55:05,740 (CLAPTRAP STRAINING) 1239 00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:07,909 What? I'm expelling the excess lead. 1240 00:55:09,911 --> 00:55:11,712 Big bullet. Big bullet coming. There we go. 1241 00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:13,047 Can't you do this another time? 1242 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,715 This has to happen now. 1243 00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:17,018 Don't judge me. 1244 00:55:17,051 --> 00:55:18,719 -(CLAPTRAP GROANING) -(LAUGHING) 1245 00:55:18,753 --> 00:55:19,787 (KRIEG LAUGHING) 1246 00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:21,022 CLAPTRAP: What? How is this funny? 1247 00:55:21,055 --> 00:55:22,355 You keep it down. 1248 00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:23,724 Do I judge you when you blast out a loaf? 1249 00:55:23,758 --> 00:55:25,325 -We don't wanna attract... -CLAPTRAP: Look out! 1250 00:55:26,761 --> 00:55:27,929 (GRUNTING) 1251 00:55:29,897 --> 00:55:31,065 -A little help? -(GRUNTS) 1252 00:55:31,098 --> 00:55:32,432 (ACE OF SPADES BY MOTORHEAD PLAYING) 1253 00:55:32,465 --> 00:55:33,534 -CLAPTRAP: Incoming! -(BLOODSHOTS YELLING) 1254 00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:35,803 ROLAND: Go, go! TANNIS: Okay, going now! 1255 00:55:35,837 --> 00:55:37,505 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1256 00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:42,577 (KRIEG GRUNTING) 1257 00:55:52,419 --> 00:55:53,420 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1258 00:56:00,561 --> 00:56:01,762 ROLAND: Tannis! 1259 00:56:03,430 --> 00:56:04,431 Thank you. 1260 00:56:05,132 --> 00:56:06,534 CLAPTRAP: On your left! 1261 00:56:06,901 --> 00:56:07,902 Wow! 1262 00:56:10,905 --> 00:56:11,906 (GRUNTS) 1263 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,375 -(BLOODSHOT 1 YELLS) -(KRIEG GRUNTS) 1264 00:56:16,077 --> 00:56:17,377 (TINY TINA SCREAMS) 1265 00:56:17,410 --> 00:56:18,613 BLOODSHOT 2: Come here, girlie! 1266 00:56:19,814 --> 00:56:20,915 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1267 00:56:24,585 --> 00:56:25,586 (GRUNTS) 1268 00:56:28,155 --> 00:56:29,523 What are you doing? 1269 00:56:29,557 --> 00:56:30,725 I needed a gun. 1270 00:56:30,758 --> 00:56:33,027 So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask! 1271 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:34,394 Move! 1272 00:56:34,427 --> 00:56:35,428 (BLOODSHOTS YELLING) 1273 00:56:42,904 --> 00:56:44,138 That way! 1274 00:56:46,574 --> 00:56:48,676 CLAPTRAP: (LAUGHS) We've got this, guys! 1275 00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:50,443 There's nothing we can't do! 1276 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:51,512 Stairs! 1277 00:56:51,545 --> 00:56:52,613 Krieg, help me! I'm not... 1278 00:56:52,647 --> 00:56:53,714 ROLAND: Go, go! 1279 00:56:54,682 --> 00:56:55,983 (CLAPTRAP GROANING) 1280 00:57:00,755 --> 00:57:01,956 (BLOODSHOT 3 YELLING) 1281 00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:08,396 (BLOODSHOTS YELLING) 1282 00:57:08,428 --> 00:57:09,697 Lilith, I got you! 1283 00:57:09,730 --> 00:57:10,765 Go! 1284 00:57:15,102 --> 00:57:16,103 TINY TINA: Roland! 1285 00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:19,740 Watch out! 1286 00:57:20,473 --> 00:57:21,474 Go, go! 1287 00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:33,521 Time to go. 1288 00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:35,756 (BLOODSHOTS SCREAMING) 1289 00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:41,896 CLAPTRAP: I'm sure we're past the hard part. 1290 00:57:41,929 --> 00:57:43,197 TANNIS: (SOFTLY) Okay. 1291 00:57:47,802 --> 00:57:49,170 (GROWLING) 1292 00:57:50,938 --> 00:57:52,673 ROLAND: Go, go, go! We gotta move! 1293 00:57:53,741 --> 00:57:55,576 (BLOODSHOT LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 1294 00:57:57,745 --> 00:58:00,480 TINY TINA: Let go of me! ROLAND: Tina! 1295 00:58:00,514 --> 00:58:02,516 TANNIS: Lilith! BLOODSHOT 1: Hello! 1296 00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:03,684 (LILITH GRUNTS) 1297 00:58:03,985 --> 00:58:04,986 (GUNSHOT) 1298 00:58:08,956 --> 00:58:10,057 CLAPTRAP: Follow me this way. 1299 00:58:10,091 --> 00:58:11,892 I have a tremendous sense of direction. 1300 00:58:11,926 --> 00:58:12,960 Oh, God! 1301 00:58:12,994 --> 00:58:14,095 (BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING) 1302 00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:27,808 BLOODSHOT 2: Help me! 1303 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,148 TINY TINA: Krieg, spin me! 1304 00:58:35,116 --> 00:58:36,550 TANNIS: I found it! I found it! 1305 00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:37,618 There's an elevator! 1306 00:58:37,651 --> 00:58:39,687 Follow me. This way. Come on. 1307 00:58:40,955 --> 00:58:43,824 -Roland! -ROLAND: Clappy, go! Go! Go! 1308 00:58:43,858 --> 00:58:45,726 CLAPTRAP: Lilith! Don't leave me behind again! 1309 00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:51,732 There's a service elevator this way! 1310 00:58:55,269 --> 00:58:56,570 It's up here. 1311 00:58:56,604 --> 00:58:59,540 -This way. Oh, no. -ROLAND: Go! Go, go, go! 1312 00:58:59,573 --> 00:59:00,674 TANNIS: Shit! 1313 00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,543 This is gonna take some time. Hold this. 1314 00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:03,611 Claptrap! 1315 00:59:03,644 --> 00:59:04,979 I need help! 1316 00:59:05,012 --> 00:59:06,914 CLAPTRAP: Uh, in front of everyone? 1317 00:59:06,947 --> 00:59:08,282 TANNIS: Yes! CLAPTRAP: Look away! 1318 00:59:08,315 --> 00:59:10,584 Look away! I command you! 1319 00:59:10,618 --> 00:59:11,786 Krieg, we got company. 1320 00:59:11,819 --> 00:59:14,588 KRIEG: It's time to bleed! 1321 00:59:14,622 --> 00:59:15,956 -Come on! -I am trying! 1322 00:59:19,727 --> 00:59:21,028 Krieg, wait! 1323 00:59:21,062 --> 00:59:22,229 Krieg! 1324 00:59:29,236 --> 00:59:30,304 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1325 00:59:33,908 --> 00:59:35,042 It's not working. 1326 00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,844 TINY TINA: Aren't you supposed to be smart? 1327 00:59:41,782 --> 00:59:43,184 BLOODSHOT 1: I'll turn you into a meat bicycle! 1328 00:59:43,217 --> 00:59:44,318 BLOODSHOT 2: Another victim! 1329 00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:48,656 (BLOODSHOTS CACKLING) 1330 00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:50,559 (LILITH STRAINING) 1331 00:59:52,927 --> 00:59:54,595 (WEAPON FIRING) 1332 00:59:55,096 --> 00:59:56,297 LILITH: Thanks, kid. 1333 00:59:58,032 --> 00:59:59,266 (BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING) 1334 01:00:04,672 --> 01:00:06,240 LILITH: Tannis! 1335 01:00:06,273 --> 01:00:08,042 -How we doing? -TANNIS: I don't have it! 1336 01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:10,678 (METAL CREAKING) 1337 01:00:13,114 --> 01:00:14,248 BLOODSHOT 1: Come here, give me a kiss! 1338 01:00:14,982 --> 01:00:16,150 (SCREAMING) 1339 01:00:16,951 --> 01:00:18,786 Krieg! Pull back! 1340 01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:31,966 Go! Go! 1341 01:00:31,999 --> 01:00:34,101 BLOODSHOT 2: I regret everything! 1342 01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:43,010 TANNIS: Come on! 1343 01:00:43,043 --> 01:00:44,912 -LILITH: We gotta go. -It's not working. 1344 01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:45,946 Go, Tannis. 1345 01:00:47,348 --> 01:00:49,216 We have another wiring problem. 1346 01:00:50,050 --> 01:00:51,352 BLOODSHOT 3: Baby! 1347 01:00:51,385 --> 01:00:52,419 (METAL CREAKING) 1348 01:00:53,687 --> 01:00:54,688 ROLAND: Shit. 1349 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,225 -Roland, what are you doing? -ROLAND: Fixing it. 1350 01:00:58,259 --> 01:00:59,793 -Get back here! -LILITH: Hey. 1351 01:00:59,827 --> 01:01:01,729 TINY TINA: No. Please don't. 1352 01:01:02,930 --> 01:01:04,298 -Roland! -Hey, Tina. 1353 01:01:06,066 --> 01:01:07,401 I'll meet you at the vault. 1354 01:01:08,102 --> 01:01:09,103 I promise. 1355 01:01:10,204 --> 01:01:12,173 -(BLOODSHOTS YELLING) -ROLAND: Tannis. 1356 01:01:13,073 --> 01:01:14,875 -Hit it! -Okay, hitting! 1357 01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:16,877 (ELEVATOR CREAKING) 1358 01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:20,080 Roland! 1359 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,955 All right, Bob. 1360 01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:30,024 You ready to kick some ass? 1361 01:01:30,057 --> 01:01:32,259 (LAUGHS) I knew you'd say that. 1362 01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:33,294 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1363 01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:35,329 (BLOODSHOTS YELLING) 1364 01:01:37,898 --> 01:01:39,733 (TOY LAUGHING, BEEPING) 1365 01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,409 (EXHALES) 1366 01:01:48,442 --> 01:01:49,977 (BLOODSHOTS CACKLING) 1367 01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:51,011 (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) 1368 01:01:53,881 --> 01:01:54,915 (SCREAMING) 1369 01:01:54,949 --> 01:01:56,951 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 1370 01:02:05,226 --> 01:02:07,461 (BLOODSHOTS SHOUTING) 1371 01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:08,729 (ALL SCREAMING) 1372 01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:14,268 TANNIS: The brakes are out! We are not slowing down! 1373 01:02:15,236 --> 01:02:16,470 We are not gonna make it! 1374 01:02:24,878 --> 01:02:26,013 (ALL GASPING) 1375 01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:29,316 Teleportation. 1376 01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:31,418 I can move stuff with my mind, y'all. 1377 01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:32,486 CLAPTRAP: We're not dead? 1378 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,321 I'm still enslaved? Drats. 1379 01:02:34,355 --> 01:02:35,789 (VOMITS, GROANS) 1380 01:02:35,823 --> 01:02:38,125 KRIEG: Chutney vomit queen. CLAPTRAP: Ew! Yuck! 1381 01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:40,761 I think the teleportation has made her quite ill. 1382 01:02:40,794 --> 01:02:42,029 How did you do that? 1383 01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:43,764 I don't know. 1384 01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:45,734 Just kind of happened. 1385 01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:47,801 Hey, Roland's gonna be okay, right? 1386 01:02:47,835 --> 01:02:49,136 He's an elite soldier. 1387 01:02:49,169 --> 01:02:51,805 If anyone can get out of that, it's him. 1388 01:02:53,974 --> 01:02:55,209 -Where are we? -(STATIC OVER DEVICE) 1389 01:02:55,242 --> 01:02:57,478 I can't get a read on ECHOnet. 1390 01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:59,913 But it looks like we're in an old mine. 1391 01:02:59,947 --> 01:03:02,483 LILITH: Maybe we find some shelter inside. 1392 01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:06,420 (CREATURE SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE) 1393 01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:10,057 (SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING) 1394 01:03:26,307 --> 01:03:28,242 TANNIS: I've combined the keys. 1395 01:03:28,275 --> 01:03:29,276 Look. 1396 01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:34,948 LILITH: What's that? Some kind of a map? 1397 01:03:34,982 --> 01:03:36,518 TANNIS: Incredible, isn't it? 1398 01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:39,053 It isn't just a key. 1399 01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:42,524 And right there... 1400 01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:43,924 The vault? 1401 01:03:45,059 --> 01:03:46,093 TANNIS: It is a shame 1402 01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:48,062 your mother is not here to see this. 1403 01:03:49,263 --> 01:03:51,398 It was there the whole time. 1404 01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:52,534 Apparently. 1405 01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,368 LILITH: I've seen that before somewhere. 1406 01:03:54,401 --> 01:03:55,469 TANNIS: Firehawk. 1407 01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:58,540 Eridian goddess, protector of the planet. 1408 01:04:02,544 --> 01:04:06,080 Well, it's all a bit pointless without the third piece. 1409 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,315 Oh, well, we have it. 1410 01:04:12,386 --> 01:04:14,021 She's the key. 1411 01:04:14,054 --> 01:04:15,889 The elevator confirmed it. 1412 01:04:15,923 --> 01:04:17,291 That was a phasewalk. 1413 01:04:17,324 --> 01:04:18,992 Only an Eridian could do that. 1414 01:04:19,026 --> 01:04:20,127 Wait a minute. 1415 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,295 If she's a piece of the key, 1416 01:04:21,328 --> 01:04:22,863 what happens when she opens it? 1417 01:04:22,896 --> 01:04:24,264 I assumed you knew. 1418 01:04:25,499 --> 01:04:26,835 Did your mother never tell you? 1419 01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:29,303 I was eight. I can barely remember her face. 1420 01:04:29,336 --> 01:04:32,306 When the daughter of Eridia places the key, 1421 01:04:32,339 --> 01:04:34,642 the pieces are consumed and the vault opens. 1422 01:04:37,077 --> 01:04:40,914 Now, I don't necessarily believe that means kill her. 1423 01:04:40,948 --> 01:04:42,550 But you're prepared to take that risk. 1424 01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:44,251 Well, we have no choice. 1425 01:04:44,952 --> 01:04:46,621 Either we take her 1426 01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:48,155 or Atlas does. 1427 01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:52,192 There is no salvation without sacrifice. 1428 01:05:02,403 --> 01:05:03,437 (ROLAND GRUNTS) 1429 01:05:03,470 --> 01:05:06,674 Worst orgy ever. 1430 01:05:07,341 --> 01:05:08,342 (GROANS) 1431 01:05:11,412 --> 01:05:13,981 (GRUNTING) 1432 01:05:19,286 --> 01:05:20,588 Rest in peace, Bob. 1433 01:05:31,633 --> 01:05:33,535 Oh, shit. 1434 01:05:33,568 --> 01:05:35,369 (SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC CONTINUES) 1435 01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:47,448 Whoa. Sorry. (LAUGHS) 1436 01:05:47,481 --> 01:05:49,551 I thought for a moment there you had rigor mortis. 1437 01:05:49,584 --> 01:05:50,984 It was a really nice moment. 1438 01:05:51,018 --> 01:05:52,587 I'll treasure it always. 1439 01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:54,955 Also, I scavenged the final parts I needed 1440 01:05:54,988 --> 01:05:56,390 from a dead transformer, 1441 01:05:56,423 --> 01:05:59,561 and fixed the thing you so recklessly destroyed. 1442 01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:06,133 (KRIEG SNORING) 1443 01:06:10,605 --> 01:06:12,372 You didn't press this, did you? 1444 01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:14,041 I did not. 1445 01:06:14,074 --> 01:06:15,743 I can crush it again if you'd like. 1446 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,948 Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap. You're indispensable." 1447 01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:23,116 Thank you, Lilith. Your praise warms my soul. 1448 01:06:27,421 --> 01:06:28,523 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1449 01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:31,391 (DEVICE SHATTERS) 1450 01:06:34,161 --> 01:06:36,163 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1451 01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:47,542 Lilith. 1452 01:06:49,076 --> 01:06:51,011 Have you broken the beacon I gave you? 1453 01:06:54,114 --> 01:06:57,685 Ah, this thing was junk the whole time. 1454 01:06:58,385 --> 01:06:59,419 (SCOFFS) 1455 01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:00,655 ATLAS: Not at all. 1456 01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:03,490 It was a highly accurate tracking device 1457 01:07:03,525 --> 01:07:06,260 that has led me right to you and Tina. 1458 01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:07,394 Now, I was beginning to think 1459 01:07:07,427 --> 01:07:09,329 that she would elude me forever. 1460 01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:10,532 She's smart. 1461 01:07:10,565 --> 01:07:12,534 She is mine. 1462 01:07:16,270 --> 01:07:17,371 And the Crimson Lance 1463 01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:18,573 are on their way to collect her now. 1464 01:07:18,606 --> 01:07:20,608 If you come after her, I'll destroy the key. 1465 01:07:20,642 --> 01:07:21,676 No, you won't. 1466 01:07:21,709 --> 01:07:23,410 Because if you did, 1467 01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:26,480 then I would have to kill 1468 01:07:26,514 --> 01:07:29,383 the rest of that heroic band of vault hunters 1469 01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:31,451 she's been slumming around with. 1470 01:07:31,485 --> 01:07:33,755 And I promise you, Lilith, 1471 01:07:33,788 --> 01:07:35,355 they won't be quick deaths. 1472 01:07:37,659 --> 01:07:39,126 Good. 1473 01:07:39,694 --> 01:07:41,029 Glad to see you making 1474 01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:43,430 the smart choice for once. (CHUCKLES) 1475 01:07:44,532 --> 01:07:46,300 And when this is over, 1476 01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:48,201 you'll be paid what we agreed on. 1477 01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:51,573 Thank you, Lilith. 1478 01:08:01,348 --> 01:08:03,350 Oh. 1479 01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:06,253 Tina, look, I know how this must look, but... 1480 01:08:06,286 --> 01:08:09,156 I'm the only one who can open the vault. 1481 01:08:10,792 --> 01:08:14,729 And I'm gonna use whatever is inside to kill him. 1482 01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:21,168 Too bad you won't be around to see it. 1483 01:08:21,201 --> 01:08:22,737 -Wait. -Enjoy your freedom. 1484 01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:24,404 -(EXPLOSIVE CLATTERS) -Tina. Tina, no! 1485 01:08:43,725 --> 01:08:44,792 (GROANS) 1486 01:08:49,764 --> 01:08:51,264 (CLAPTRAP WHOOPING) 1487 01:08:52,165 --> 01:08:53,233 (SIGHS) 1488 01:08:57,371 --> 01:08:59,373 (VOCALIZING UPBEAT TUNE) 1489 01:09:02,510 --> 01:09:03,511 (STOPS VOCALIZING) 1490 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:07,447 I'm dancing because... 1491 01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:09,784 you're alive. 1492 01:09:09,817 --> 01:09:11,385 Not because I thought you were dead. 1493 01:09:11,418 --> 01:09:12,887 Heartwarming. 1494 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,221 Where are the others? 1495 01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:15,790 They found a truck in the village and left. 1496 01:09:15,823 --> 01:09:16,824 Without me. 1497 01:09:17,925 --> 01:09:19,226 What village? 1498 01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:23,831 CLAPTRAP: This must have been one of the original 1499 01:09:23,865 --> 01:09:25,298 Pandoran settlements. 1500 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,200 How quaint. 1501 01:09:29,503 --> 01:09:30,872 I know this place. 1502 01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:33,206 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1503 01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,914 (SCREAMING) 1504 01:09:39,947 --> 01:09:41,949 (TENSE AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING) 1505 01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:49,857 LILITH'S MOM: Come on. Come on. Leave it. 1506 01:09:49,891 --> 01:09:51,324 Come on, sweetie. 1507 01:09:52,627 --> 01:09:54,494 TANNIS: Hurry, give me Lilith! 1508 01:09:54,529 --> 01:09:55,930 Come on! Come on! 1509 01:09:57,364 --> 01:09:59,167 Remember I will always love you! 1510 01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:00,200 YOUNG LILITH: Mama! 1511 01:10:00,768 --> 01:10:02,469 No! 1512 01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:11,713 CLAPTRAP: Hey, where are you going? 1513 01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:13,781 Lilith. 1514 01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:15,415 Lilith! 1515 01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:33,968 Is this your home? 1516 01:10:34,001 --> 01:10:35,002 Yeah. 1517 01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:38,271 I used to live here once. 1518 01:10:53,821 --> 01:10:55,455 CLAPTRAP: This place is... 1519 01:10:56,657 --> 01:10:59,727 reminiscent of something deep in my files. 1520 01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:04,599 That drawing... 1521 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,268 (POWERING DOWN) I feel strange. 1522 01:11:14,675 --> 01:11:15,676 Lilith. 1523 01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:17,444 Mom? 1524 01:11:18,579 --> 01:11:19,981 If you're seeing this... 1525 01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:23,785 I'm afraid I didn't make it. 1526 01:11:25,653 --> 01:11:28,790 I'm so sorry that I sent you away. 1527 01:11:28,823 --> 01:11:30,390 I didn't want to. 1528 01:11:31,559 --> 01:11:33,795 But as soon as I realized 1529 01:11:33,828 --> 01:11:35,395 what you are, 1530 01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:36,864 what you might become... 1531 01:11:38,365 --> 01:11:41,368 I knew you'd never be safe here on Pandora. 1532 01:11:42,369 --> 01:11:44,505 But if you ever return, 1533 01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:47,642 I've made sure that Claptrap will find you, 1534 01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:50,678 help you understand... 1535 01:11:51,646 --> 01:11:52,847 your destiny. 1536 01:11:53,781 --> 01:11:54,982 (GUNFIRE OVER HOLOGRAM) 1537 01:11:57,618 --> 01:11:59,887 Lilith, I love you. 1538 01:12:05,626 --> 01:12:06,627 (CRYING) 1539 01:12:09,897 --> 01:12:11,032 I wish... 1540 01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:16,003 I could hold you one last time. 1541 01:12:27,414 --> 01:12:28,415 Tina! 1542 01:12:31,085 --> 01:12:34,021 CLAPTRAP: Whoa. That was weird. (LAUGHS) 1543 01:12:34,055 --> 01:12:35,923 I blacked out. 1544 01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:38,826 Did something important happen? 1545 01:12:38,860 --> 01:12:40,393 -(WIND BLOWING) -(TANNIS GASPS) 1546 01:12:41,629 --> 01:12:42,763 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1547 01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:54,008 (DEVICE BEEPING) 1548 01:13:01,015 --> 01:13:02,850 (BEEPING FASTER) 1549 01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:05,920 TANNIS: It's saying it's here. 1550 01:13:05,953 --> 01:13:07,521 TINY TINA: All I'm seeing is some holes. 1551 01:13:07,555 --> 01:13:09,056 Are you sure this is it? 1552 01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:10,524 TANNIS: I don't know. It's somewhere. 1553 01:13:10,558 --> 01:13:12,059 TINY TINA: Okay, what does it look like? 1554 01:13:12,093 --> 01:13:13,995 TANNIS: Big. It's an arch. 1555 01:13:15,630 --> 01:13:17,665 It's here somewhere. I know it's here. 1556 01:13:17,698 --> 01:13:18,733 TINY TINA: How do you know it's here? 1557 01:13:18,766 --> 01:13:20,835 TANNIS: Because I'm feeling emotion. 1558 01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:22,370 TINY TINA: Can you be more specific? 1559 01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:24,437 -Thing of power! -Not right now, Krieg. Please. 1560 01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:26,507 -Okay, I get it... -But that means something! 1561 01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:27,909 No, no, no! 1562 01:13:27,942 --> 01:13:29,442 I'm not following. 1563 01:13:30,912 --> 01:13:31,946 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1564 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:40,855 (TANNIS GRUNTS) 1565 01:13:43,891 --> 01:13:46,560 Krieg, you genius. You found it! 1566 01:13:47,662 --> 01:13:49,664 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1567 01:14:04,477 --> 01:14:06,147 I have to warn you, this might kill you. 1568 01:14:07,515 --> 01:14:09,083 Me? (CHUCKLES) 1569 01:14:09,116 --> 01:14:11,886 Nah, kid. I'm the special one. 1570 01:14:11,919 --> 01:14:14,555 Whatever this is, it's gonna make me invincible. 1571 01:14:24,832 --> 01:14:26,534 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1572 01:14:30,071 --> 01:14:32,073 (STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING) 1573 01:14:39,113 --> 01:14:40,480 (MUSIC FADES) 1574 01:14:42,950 --> 01:14:43,951 (SIGHING) 1575 01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:48,488 What just happened? 1576 01:14:48,522 --> 01:14:51,058 I'm the special one. It should do something. 1577 01:14:55,129 --> 01:14:56,564 Apparently not. 1578 01:14:57,565 --> 01:14:59,000 (CLAPPING NEARBY) 1579 01:14:59,033 --> 01:15:00,634 ATLAS: Well done, Tina. 1580 01:15:01,102 --> 01:15:02,136 Well done. 1581 01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:07,775 Amazing effort. 1582 01:15:13,014 --> 01:15:14,715 (BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING) 1583 01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:17,985 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1584 01:15:26,293 --> 01:15:28,262 You survived the worst planet in the galaxy. 1585 01:15:28,295 --> 01:15:31,699 You found the key and the vault itself. 1586 01:15:31,732 --> 01:15:33,834 You've made your father so proud. 1587 01:15:37,138 --> 01:15:38,272 Commander Knoxx, 1588 01:15:39,607 --> 01:15:41,208 I need her nervous system intact. 1589 01:15:41,242 --> 01:15:42,943 Keep the organs on ice. 1590 01:15:44,678 --> 01:15:46,947 Perhaps we'll have better luck with the next clone. 1591 01:15:47,948 --> 01:15:49,617 ROLAND: Hey, asshole. 1592 01:15:57,958 --> 01:16:00,694 That was quite an entrance, Roland. 1593 01:16:00,728 --> 01:16:01,962 You miss me? 1594 01:16:01,996 --> 01:16:04,231 You might have saved the day if it wasn't for... 1595 01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:07,234 my Atlas auto shield. 1596 01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:14,608 Kill them all. 1597 01:16:14,642 --> 01:16:16,043 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1598 01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:21,615 Hold your fire. 1599 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,284 That's an order. 1600 01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:24,553 SOLDIER: You heard the commander. 1601 01:16:24,585 --> 01:16:25,719 Weapons down. 1602 01:16:31,759 --> 01:16:32,893 KNOXX: Roland, you were right. 1603 01:16:35,096 --> 01:16:36,130 I should've... 1604 01:16:36,163 --> 01:16:37,298 (TINY TINA GASPS) 1605 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,235 No! 1606 01:16:41,268 --> 01:16:42,269 No! 1607 01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:45,206 Any other objections? 1608 01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,374 LILITH: Just one! 1609 01:16:49,677 --> 01:16:51,846 That you continue breathing. 1610 01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:53,214 But I'll allow it 1611 01:16:53,247 --> 01:16:55,649 if you let my friends go in peace. 1612 01:16:56,817 --> 01:16:58,352 And tell me, Lilith, 1613 01:16:58,385 --> 01:17:00,187 just why would I do that? 1614 01:17:03,157 --> 01:17:05,059 Because I'm the daughter of Eridia. 1615 01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:08,597 I've seen that before somewhere. 1616 01:17:08,629 --> 01:17:09,697 TANNIS: Firehawk. 1617 01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:11,198 Eridian goddess. 1618 01:17:11,232 --> 01:17:12,700 It's your planet, Lilith. 1619 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:14,635 You have to protect it. 1620 01:17:14,668 --> 01:17:16,303 MOXXI: Mama loved you. 1621 01:17:16,337 --> 01:17:18,806 She always told me how special you were. 1622 01:17:18,839 --> 01:17:20,975 LILITH: I found it. 1623 01:17:21,008 --> 01:17:22,276 TANNIS: How did...? LILITH: I don't know. 1624 01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:24,145 Just lucky, I guess. 1625 01:17:28,716 --> 01:17:30,351 CLAPTRAP: Daughter of Eridia, baby! 1626 01:17:30,384 --> 01:17:31,919 Bet you didn't see that coming! 1627 01:17:31,952 --> 01:17:32,953 (CLAPTRAP LAUGHS) 1628 01:17:34,688 --> 01:17:35,723 But... 1629 01:17:35,756 --> 01:17:36,891 But I'm the special one. 1630 01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:39,193 Oh, you are. 1631 01:17:40,161 --> 01:17:41,662 Just not the way you thought. 1632 01:17:43,164 --> 01:17:44,165 I open the vault... 1633 01:17:45,099 --> 01:17:46,167 the girl goes free. 1634 01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:50,639 You open the vault 1635 01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,239 and you all go free. 1636 01:17:53,007 --> 01:17:54,341 You have my word. 1637 01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:58,412 TANNIS: I just figured it out. 1638 01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:01,282 Your mother gave you to me 1639 01:18:01,315 --> 01:18:02,716 to take you away from here, 1640 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:05,186 so you would never have to open that vault. 1641 01:18:05,219 --> 01:18:06,820 CLAPTRAP: (SARCASTICALLY) Well, that worked out great. 1642 01:18:08,389 --> 01:18:09,924 I have to open it. 1643 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,062 No salvation without sacrifice. 1644 01:18:15,095 --> 01:18:16,130 Remember? 1645 01:18:17,398 --> 01:18:18,432 But you can't. 1646 01:18:19,066 --> 01:18:20,100 You can't. 1647 01:18:20,134 --> 01:18:21,435 It's fine. 1648 01:18:22,102 --> 01:18:23,170 You're safe. 1649 01:18:24,305 --> 01:18:25,306 And, Tina, 1650 01:18:26,307 --> 01:18:28,042 memories are more powerful 1651 01:18:28,075 --> 01:18:31,011 than anything Atlas could ever create. 1652 01:18:31,045 --> 01:18:33,714 Now, you got one of me. 1653 01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:35,749 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1654 01:19:10,084 --> 01:19:12,086 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1655 01:19:29,970 --> 01:19:31,005 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1656 01:19:45,853 --> 01:19:47,288 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1657 01:19:49,156 --> 01:19:50,424 Yes. 1658 01:20:03,571 --> 01:20:05,105 Tannis, what's happening? 1659 01:20:05,139 --> 01:20:07,174 The Eridians have delivered us 1660 01:20:07,207 --> 01:20:08,777 a champion. 1661 01:20:08,809 --> 01:20:10,244 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1662 01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:15,182 (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1663 01:20:25,326 --> 01:20:26,927 The legends were true. 1664 01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,329 She's the Firehawk. 1665 01:20:28,362 --> 01:20:29,963 Lilith, can you hear me? 1666 01:20:31,566 --> 01:20:34,368 Take me into the vault. 1667 01:20:34,401 --> 01:20:36,904 If you won't, I'm going to have to hurt your friends. 1668 01:20:38,372 --> 01:20:39,440 (GRUNTS) 1669 01:20:39,473 --> 01:20:40,474 (SOLDIER SCREAMS) 1670 01:20:41,442 --> 01:20:42,476 Pull me up! 1671 01:20:42,510 --> 01:20:43,511 TINY TINA: Lilith, help! 1672 01:20:44,244 --> 01:20:45,245 (TINY TINA SCREAMS) 1673 01:21:03,931 --> 01:21:06,100 -Make it rain, Tina! -(GRUNTS) 1674 01:21:13,974 --> 01:21:15,075 Attack! 1675 01:21:15,109 --> 01:21:16,110 (ALL YELLING) 1676 01:21:20,515 --> 01:21:21,549 Are you guys shooting? 1677 01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,117 I'm sorry, I didn't feel a thing. 1678 01:21:23,150 --> 01:21:24,218 You get a bullet. You get a bullet. 1679 01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:25,452 Run, run. 1680 01:21:27,421 --> 01:21:30,457 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1681 01:21:32,326 --> 01:21:34,461 CLAPTRAP: Interplanetary ninja assassin mode activated. 1682 01:21:36,130 --> 01:21:38,633 Step aside, bitches. (EXCLAIMS) 1683 01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:39,900 (GRUNTS) 1684 01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:41,669 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1685 01:21:44,672 --> 01:21:46,106 (LILITH GROANING) 1686 01:21:57,251 --> 01:21:59,153 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1687 01:22:04,057 --> 01:22:05,092 (GRUNTS) 1688 01:22:08,262 --> 01:22:09,997 (LAUGHING) 1689 01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:30,552 (EXHALING) 1690 01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:33,688 Lilith. Lilith! 1691 01:22:35,557 --> 01:22:36,957 No! 1692 01:22:37,592 --> 01:22:39,426 Lilith, can you hear me? 1693 01:22:42,129 --> 01:22:44,131 (SCREAMING) 1694 01:22:47,735 --> 01:22:49,203 Well, it was fun while it lasted. 1695 01:22:54,041 --> 01:22:56,611 TANNIS: Lilith. Come on, Lilith. 1696 01:23:04,117 --> 01:23:05,152 Lilith. 1697 01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:07,254 Please wake up. 1698 01:23:08,656 --> 01:23:10,424 LILITH: Tannis, run. 1699 01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:13,160 (GRUNTS) 1700 01:23:15,262 --> 01:23:16,263 (EXHALES) 1701 01:23:19,701 --> 01:23:21,101 (GUNS POWERING UP) 1702 01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:31,779 (STRAINING) 1703 01:23:41,154 --> 01:23:42,624 (ROARS) 1704 01:23:42,657 --> 01:23:45,025 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1705 01:23:49,731 --> 01:23:51,164 (GROANS) 1706 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,502 KRIEG: Nobody kills me but me! 1707 01:24:01,643 --> 01:24:02,810 (GRUNTS) 1708 01:24:10,217 --> 01:24:12,219 CLAPTRAP: Everybody, run! 1709 01:24:14,054 --> 01:24:16,123 -(SOLDIER EXCLAIMS) -(GASPS) 1710 01:24:20,595 --> 01:24:21,596 SOLDIER: Go! Move, move! 1711 01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:30,370 ROLAND: Shit! 1712 01:24:45,118 --> 01:24:46,420 (TANNIS COUGHING) 1713 01:24:51,693 --> 01:24:53,393 CLAPTRAP: Tannis, you're alive. 1714 01:24:53,795 --> 01:24:55,462 I'm alive! 1715 01:24:55,495 --> 01:24:57,331 This guy, not so much. 1716 01:25:01,736 --> 01:25:03,738 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1717 01:25:05,773 --> 01:25:06,808 A siren. 1718 01:25:06,841 --> 01:25:07,842 ROLAND: Tina! 1719 01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:09,443 Tina! 1720 01:25:10,444 --> 01:25:11,445 Tina! 1721 01:25:15,382 --> 01:25:17,184 Tannis, where's Tina? 1722 01:25:17,652 --> 01:25:18,653 ATLAS: Lilith! 1723 01:25:20,588 --> 01:25:22,857 I warned you not to disappoint me. 1724 01:25:22,890 --> 01:25:25,325 Take me to the vault now. 1725 01:25:25,359 --> 01:25:27,361 (WHIMPERING) 1726 01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:48,750 CLAPTRAP: Well, shit. 1727 01:25:51,753 --> 01:25:52,854 (TINY TINA GRUNTING) 1728 01:25:59,827 --> 01:26:01,562 Let go of me! 1729 01:26:01,596 --> 01:26:03,163 Keep struggling and I'll kill you. 1730 01:26:08,803 --> 01:26:10,538 Lilith! 1731 01:26:10,571 --> 01:26:11,839 (VOICE ECHOES) Lilith, show yourself! 1732 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,242 Show yourself or I kill her! 1733 01:26:16,309 --> 01:26:17,512 I'll do it! 1734 01:26:18,245 --> 01:26:19,379 Believe me. 1735 01:26:19,413 --> 01:26:20,782 LILITH: (VOICE ECHOES) Oh, I believe you. 1736 01:26:22,215 --> 01:26:23,618 ATLAS: Ah, Lilith. 1737 01:26:25,218 --> 01:26:26,219 This is... 1738 01:26:29,824 --> 01:26:31,324 unbelievable. 1739 01:26:34,294 --> 01:26:36,698 So much more than I ever imagined. 1740 01:26:39,634 --> 01:26:43,538 The treasures of a race who once ruled the galaxies. 1741 01:26:43,571 --> 01:26:44,572 Look. 1742 01:26:46,941 --> 01:26:49,242 The power. Can you feel it? 1743 01:26:49,877 --> 01:26:51,411 Can you... 1744 01:26:53,548 --> 01:26:55,516 LILITH: Yeah, I can feel it. 1745 01:26:56,551 --> 01:26:59,486 Honestly, it makes me a little sick. 1746 01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:01,354 You'll get used to it. 1747 01:27:01,388 --> 01:27:02,824 LILITH: Yeah. You see... 1748 01:27:02,857 --> 01:27:05,960 I have something that a man like you will never have. 1749 01:27:08,796 --> 01:27:09,797 Enough. 1750 01:27:12,834 --> 01:27:14,367 ATLAS: Lilith. LILITH: Over here. 1751 01:27:16,436 --> 01:27:17,605 Lose something? 1752 01:27:17,638 --> 01:27:18,639 (POWERS DOWN) 1753 01:27:19,473 --> 01:27:20,474 Tina! 1754 01:27:21,374 --> 01:27:22,610 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1755 01:27:26,647 --> 01:27:27,682 TINY TINA: Ta-da. 1756 01:27:29,282 --> 01:27:30,283 (GROANS) 1757 01:27:31,586 --> 01:27:32,887 LILITH: Bye-bye. 1758 01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:34,555 No, Lilith. 1759 01:27:34,589 --> 01:27:35,790 -Lilith, please. -LILITH: Don't worry. 1760 01:27:36,858 --> 01:27:38,760 You won't get lonely down here. 1761 01:27:40,427 --> 01:27:41,863 No. No. 1762 01:27:41,896 --> 01:27:43,731 No, no, no. No! 1763 01:27:43,765 --> 01:27:45,332 Lilith! Tina! 1764 01:27:45,867 --> 01:27:48,335 No, no, no! 1765 01:27:48,368 --> 01:27:49,904 -(MUFFLED SCREAMING) -(CREATURE ROARING) 1766 01:27:57,512 --> 01:27:58,846 (SCREAMING) 1767 01:28:02,950 --> 01:28:04,619 (CROWD CHEERING) 1768 01:28:06,788 --> 01:28:08,790 (LIKE SUGAR BY CHAKA KHAN PLAYING) 1769 01:28:14,996 --> 01:28:16,363 ♪ It's like sugar ♪ 1770 01:28:17,532 --> 01:28:18,533 ♪ So sweet ♪ 1771 01:28:21,301 --> 01:28:22,537 (ULULATING) 1772 01:28:23,805 --> 01:28:25,740 CLAPTRAP: Excuse me! Coming through. 1773 01:28:25,773 --> 01:28:27,842 Make way for the hero! 1774 01:28:29,076 --> 01:28:31,078 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1775 01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:33,346 Hey. 1776 01:28:33,380 --> 01:28:34,381 You hear that? 1777 01:28:35,082 --> 01:28:36,416 What? 1778 01:28:36,449 --> 01:28:40,054 That I think is what peace sounds like. 1779 01:28:41,354 --> 01:28:42,355 (ROLAND SCOFFS) 1780 01:28:42,857 --> 01:28:43,891 ROLAND: Enjoy it. 1781 01:28:44,692 --> 01:28:46,027 Let's make it last. 1782 01:28:46,060 --> 01:28:47,628 I made you a little tea. 1783 01:28:47,662 --> 01:28:49,730 I thought you might be a little dehydrated. 1784 01:29:01,809 --> 01:29:03,811 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1785 01:29:20,828 --> 01:29:22,663 All right, guys. Let's, um... 1786 01:29:22,697 --> 01:29:23,865 Let's join the party. 1787 01:29:23,898 --> 01:29:26,767 CLAPTRAP: All right! Hooray! 1788 01:29:26,801 --> 01:29:29,837 Whoops. Premature celebration. 1789 01:29:29,871 --> 01:29:31,339 -That's never happened before. -(ALL LAUGHING) 1790 01:29:31,371 --> 01:29:32,607 You ready? 1791 01:29:33,908 --> 01:29:35,009 We'll meet you there. 1792 01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:36,611 I got you. 1793 01:29:36,644 --> 01:29:37,678 Come on, Krieg. 1794 01:29:37,712 --> 01:29:38,946 Time to go get drunk. 1795 01:29:38,980 --> 01:29:40,948 KRIEG: Glorious meat fiesta. 1796 01:29:44,552 --> 01:29:45,553 So... 1797 01:29:46,988 --> 01:29:47,989 Uh... 1798 01:29:48,756 --> 01:29:50,524 I don't think so. 1799 01:29:51,125 --> 01:29:52,660 Come on. (SIGHS) 1800 01:29:52,693 --> 01:29:53,761 Do the thing. 1801 01:29:56,163 --> 01:29:57,798 I'm a bit old, I think, 1802 01:29:57,832 --> 01:30:00,668 to be setting myself on fire for your amusement. 1803 01:30:00,701 --> 01:30:02,036 You know you want to. 1804 01:30:05,438 --> 01:30:06,473 LILITH: Let me tell you everything 1805 01:30:06,507 --> 01:30:08,943 you need to know about Pandora. 1806 01:30:09,710 --> 01:30:10,745 She's dangerous. 1807 01:30:10,778 --> 01:30:11,946 She's dirty. 1808 01:30:11,979 --> 01:30:14,682 And she's definitely a toxic waste dump. 1809 01:30:15,850 --> 01:30:17,818 But, she's my home. 1810 01:30:21,889 --> 01:30:23,591 (CLAPTRAP SCOFFS) 1811 01:30:23,624 --> 01:30:25,126 CLAPTRAP: What a show-off. 1812 01:30:25,159 --> 01:30:26,459 (SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT BY THE BLACK KEYS PLAYING) 1813 01:30:26,493 --> 01:30:29,462 ♪ If evil lays Its hands on me ♪ 1814 01:30:30,898 --> 01:30:33,167 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1815 01:30:34,835 --> 01:30:38,139 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪ 1816 01:30:39,540 --> 01:30:44,779 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1817 01:31:04,832 --> 01:31:08,169 ♪ If evil lays Its hands on me ♪ 1818 01:31:09,670 --> 01:31:13,074 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1819 01:31:13,107 --> 01:31:16,777 ♪ I'm waiting, praying Patiently ♪ 1820 01:31:18,112 --> 01:31:21,182 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1821 01:31:24,251 --> 01:31:27,555 ♪ If evil lays Its hands on me ♪ 1822 01:31:28,956 --> 01:31:31,192 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1823 01:31:32,893 --> 01:31:36,063 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪ 1824 01:31:37,765 --> 01:31:40,568 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1825 01:31:43,637 --> 01:31:46,907 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪ 1826 01:31:48,709 --> 01:31:52,079 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1827 01:32:13,768 --> 01:32:16,871 ♪ If evil lays Its hands on me ♪ 1828 01:32:18,539 --> 01:32:20,641 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1829 01:32:22,176 --> 01:32:25,613 ♪ I'm waiting, praying Patiently ♪ 1830 01:32:26,947 --> 01:32:29,617 Woo-hoo! Check these moves. 1831 01:32:29,650 --> 01:32:31,986 I come to dance, mofo. 1832 01:32:32,019 --> 01:32:33,287 (WHOOPING) 1833 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,756 (EXCLAIMS RHYTHMICALLY) 1834 01:32:35,790 --> 01:32:37,526 Twerk it. Work it out, now. 1835 01:32:37,558 --> 01:32:38,659 Do the Claptrap. It's my... 1836 01:32:38,692 --> 01:32:40,061 Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no! 1837 01:32:40,094 --> 01:32:41,829 What's goin' on here? No! 1838 01:32:41,862 --> 01:32:43,030 It's my Easter egg! 1839 01:32:43,064 --> 01:32:44,298 Ah! You son of a... 1840 01:32:44,331 --> 01:32:46,100 Don't make me leave! 1841 01:32:46,133 --> 01:32:48,669 Not when I'm giving the people what they want! 1842 01:32:48,702 --> 01:32:50,704 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1843 01:33:37,885 --> 01:33:39,887 (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) 1844 01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:33,340 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1845 01:40:29,496 --> 01:40:31,331 (MUSIC FADES) 125937

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