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Well, Charlie, today is
a very special day.
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It's your first birthday!
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The whole family's
excited to celebrate.
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Happy Birthday, sweetie.
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I love you, baby girl.
You're the best.
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I'm just here for the cake.
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Well, four out of the five
Duncans are excited.
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Okay, who wants to give Charlie
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Her first present?
Oh, I do, I do!
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I think P.J.
Wants to go first.
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Okay, you know how you said she
needed something to sleep in?
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Well...
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Get it?
P.J.'s P.J.s.
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Pretty cool, huh, Dad?
Yeah, they're great.
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I'm glad you like them-because
there was a two-for-one deal...
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Happy early birthday, Dad.
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Boy, those are gonna be
tough to regift.
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Your turn, Gabe.
It's in the brown bag on the table.
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Oooh, nice presentation.
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"Die, zombies, die"?
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Hey, you're never too young
to learn how to kill zombies.
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Okay, I'm next.
All right, let's see what we have here.
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So pretty.
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Oh, baby.
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Teddy, that is so sweet.
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Well, it's no
"die, zombies, die."
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Hey, that's the picture we
took the day Charlie was born.
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What a crazy day, huh?
It didn't start out that way.
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I remember how excited I was to be
carrying my little bundle of joy.
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Oh, I can't wait to get
this thing out of here!
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You heard her... get out.
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She's talking about the baby.
Right, Mom?
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Whoa, what is that smell?
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I'm pregnant. I have gas.
Deal with it.
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No, not that.
It's worse.
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No, actually that smell
is coming from your lunch.
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Dad made his famous egg salad
for your fishing trip today.
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Egg salad? Even the fish
hate the smell of that.
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And they smell like fish.
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Hey, P.J., you ready
to go have some fun?
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Yeah, but I have to go
fishing with you.
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Oh, hey, dad, can you
drop me off at school?
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Ivy and I are doing our
children's theater thing today
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And we need to get into costumes.
Sure.
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Oh, and, Gabe, if you're not doing
anything you can come see it.
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I wrote it, you know?
It's a delightful fable
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About people
from different worlds
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Who overcome their differences
and become friends.
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Wow...
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You actually made
the fishing trip sound fun.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad says ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I've survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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A little more.
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And one for good luck.
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Oh oh!
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Really? Can't you at least
wait until I finish my waffle?
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Okay, we'll do it your way.
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Bob, honey, it's time.
The baby's coming.
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What?! You're not due for
another three weeks.
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I'm in the middle of the lake.
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Would you please just calm down?
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I've done this three times already.
I can do it a fourth.
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And just so we're clear,
there will not be a fifth.
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P.J., we've got to get
to the hospital.
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No no no, you can't stand up in the canoe.
Why not?
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Becau...
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Hi, um, this is Amy Duncan.
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I'm calling for Dr. Singh.
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Yes, could you please let him
know that I have gone into labor?
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And to meet me at the hospital?
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Okay, thank you very much.
Bye-bye.
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Okay, we're gonna
do this barefoot.
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Let's go have a baby.
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Mom!
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Hello?
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Is anyone home?
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Then no one can tell me
not to do this.
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Mmm!
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Mmm.
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Okay, I tipped over the boat.
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How many times
can I say I'm sorry?
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We've got a 45-mile drive to the
hospital, I guess we'll find out.
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Whoa! Whoa.
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Is that a bear?
In the truck? How'd he get in there?
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I don't know, son.
Why don't you ask him?
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How do we get him out?
We don't.
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He's the bear.
He makes the decisions.
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Dad, you're an exterminator.
You should deal with this.
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I will-when he loses 600
lbs and fits in a mousetrap.
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How are we gonna get
to the hospital?
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Start walking.
Come on, let's go.
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Oh, man! He ate all
the egg salad sandwiches.
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Oh, yes!
I love that bear.
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Oh, good, Halloween's
come early this year.
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Who are you two supposed to be?
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I'm Frankenstein and she's Gretel.
It's for a play I wrote.
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I don't get it.
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Neither did the audience.
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What are you talking about?
No, the kids loved it.
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Are you out of your flat head?
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It was a disaster.
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Then why were they cheering?
Because we had to leave early.
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We're here to see Amy Duncan.
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Right in there.
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When Hansel and Dracula get here
I'll send them in.
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Hey, Mom.
Hi, Frankenstein.
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Hi-
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I had the same reaction
when I saw this wig.
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Contraction.
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Are you okay?
Super, great.
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Couldn't be better.
All my ducks are in a row
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and everything's under control.
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So where's Gabe?
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I guess I left
one of my ducks at home.
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Wait, Gabe's home alone?
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Oh, that is not good.
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Gabe, you okay?
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I'm awesome!
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Hey, check it out.
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Hey hey, anybody here?
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Dad, what are you doing?
P.J. , we've got to get to the hospital.
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I'm just gonna see if I can
hotwire one of these things.
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Uh, Dad!
You trying to steal our bikes?
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Not steal-hotwire.
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No, look look look, before you
do something you might regret,
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There is a perfectly
good explanation.
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And I'd love to hear it...
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Right after I gut you
like a fish.
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You want your big knife
or your really big knife?
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Surprise me.
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Boy, Charlie's really
loving her birthday cake.
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I know.
Isn't it adorable?
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When she does it it's adorable.
When I do it it's wrong.
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And that's because we were at a
restaurant and it wasn't your cake.
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Come on, let's get back
to the story.
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Did the bikers gut you
like a fish?
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You were there.
Oh, right.
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All right, anyway,
bikers were coming on strong,
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I had to come back stronger.
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Please don't hurt us.
Please don't hurt us.
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Give us one good reason
why we shouldn't.
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Because it would hurt.
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Look look look,
you don't understand.
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My wife is having a baby
and there's a bear in our truck.
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That's why I'm trying
to borrow the bike.
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I can't-I can't miss
the birth of my child.
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That's beautiful.
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We gotta help these people
get to the hospital.
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He hasn't been the same
since he took up needlepoint.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much for helping us out.
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By the way, I'm Bob.
This is my son P.J.
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We're Mad Dog and Francis.
Good to meet you, Mad Dog.
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I'm Francis.
She's Mad Dog.
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My real name's Shirley.
If you call me that...
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You'll gut him like a fish?
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You catch on real fast.
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Mrs. D., can you keep it
down a little bit?
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I'm trying to win
concert tickets.
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Where is he?
I'm starting to get worried.
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Okay, Mom, relax.
I'm sure Dad's going to be here soon.
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Dad?!
Who cares about Dad?
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I'm talking
about Dr. Singh.
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He's delivered all my children.
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And, lady, I am not having
this baby without him.
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Frankenstein, can I talk
to you a minute?
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Yep.
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Dr. Singh's not here.
Not yet?
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Not at all. He's taking a personal day.
It's his son's birthday.
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So you mean he's
not gonna be here.
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Look, I know you have someone
else's brain inside your head,
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So I'm gonna tell it
to you slowly.
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Singh not coming.
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Is everything okay?
Everything's great.
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Just one tiny glitch.
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Dr. Singh's not coming.
Oh.
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All right, fine.
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So you're okay with this?
Of course.
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Serious, Mom, that's awesome,
because I thought...
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What are you doing?
Going home.
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We'll just do this tomorrow
when Dr. Singh can be here.
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I don't think that's
how it works, Mrs. D.
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Oh, come on, the baby's
been in here nine months,
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It can wait another day. Ivy honey, be
a dear and jam that shoe onto my foot.
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Um, Mom, please get back in bed.
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I am not gonna have this baby
without Dr. Singh.
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Okay okay, then we'll
go get him.
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You will?
We will.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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All right, let's roll, Gretel.
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Oh good, more people
get to see me.
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Yeehaw!
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New record!
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Gabe, it's Mrs. Dabney.
Open up.
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I'm not supposed to open
the door to strangers.
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I wish we were strangers.
Let me in.
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What is going on in here?
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Just the best day of my life.
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Party's over. Your sister called and
asked me to bring you to the hospital.
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No way.
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I'm not going just
to see some stupid baby
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who I don't even want anyway.
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I see what's going on.
Have a seat.
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I'm gonna tell you a story.
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When I was four,
I got a baby sister.
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Hated that girl from the first
minute I laid eyes on her.
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I used to pull her hair
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and call her names
and tease her till she cried.
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But we grew up and one thing
led to another
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and after all these years
I still can't stand her.
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How is that supposed
to make me feel better?
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I didn't say it was going
to make you feel better.
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I said I was going
to tell you a story.
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Now take that helmet off
and let's go.
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What did you do to your head?
Gave myself a haircut.
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You like it?
I want it documented
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that that happened
before I got here.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
no, hey, hey.
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All right, time out.
Dr. Singh?
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Oh, it's about time.
I...
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Wait a minute.
I ordered Batman.
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Not Frankenstein
and... Goldilocks?
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Close enough.
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No, we're not here for the party.
You delivered me.
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I think I would have
remembered that.
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I'm Teddy, Amy Duncan's daughter.
She's about to give birth
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and needs you at the hospital.
I can't leave.
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I have to stay here and enjoy
my son's birthday.
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Who threw that?
Was it you, Tyler?
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Or the other Tyler?
245
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:48,887
No, no, no, no, no.
246
00:14:48,911 --> 00:14:50,154
No, no, no.
247
00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:53,391
How about we make a deal, okay?
248
00:14:53,415 --> 00:14:55,593
If you go to the hospital
and take care of my mom,
249
00:14:55,617 --> 00:14:57,629
then we'll stay here
and entertain the kids.
250
00:14:57,653 --> 00:15:00,565
And how are we gonna do that?
We'll do my play for them.
251
00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:03,801
Oh, it's a delightful fable about
people from different worlds
252
00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:07,138
who overcome their differences
and become friends.
253
00:15:07,162 --> 00:15:10,531
I give it two thumbs up.
Good luck.
254
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:14,379
Hey, kids, who wants
to see a play, huh?
255
00:15:14,403 --> 00:15:17,104
That is a yes from Tyler.
256
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,819
Hey!
257
00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:24,055
If Gretel gets hit
with a football,
258
00:15:24,079 --> 00:15:27,381
there's gonna be one less
Tyler at this party.
259
00:15:37,826 --> 00:15:40,038
This should be good.
260
00:15:40,062 --> 00:15:42,307
We just drove 40 miles
behind a truck
261
00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:45,276
loaded with live chickens
on motorcycles.
262
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:49,213
The chickens weren't on motorcycles.
We were.
263
00:15:49,237 --> 00:15:52,183
You must be the Duncans.
How'd you know that?
264
00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:54,052
Wild guess.
In there.
265
00:15:54,076 --> 00:15:57,722
Oh, uh, thanks for dropping us off.
We can handle it from here.
266
00:15:57,746 --> 00:16:00,758
Oh, we can't leave now.
We're emotionally invested.
267
00:16:00,782 --> 00:16:02,994
And I need to grab
a quick shower.
268
00:16:03,018 --> 00:16:04,885
She's not kidding.
269
00:16:07,122 --> 00:16:09,701
I can't believe you
threw up in my car.
270
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:12,604
What did you expect?
271
00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:15,640
For lunch I ate
two cans of frosting.
272
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:18,142
We're looking for Amy Duncan.
273
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,401
We know the Duncans.
274
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:24,338
Good enough for me.
275
00:16:26,074 --> 00:16:28,553
I like your hair.
Thanks.
276
00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,645
I like your scar.
277
00:16:36,718 --> 00:16:40,888
Hello, is anyone home
in this gingerbread house?
278
00:16:46,194 --> 00:16:48,039
Frankenstein?
279
00:16:48,063 --> 00:16:51,399
What are you doing
in German Switzerland?
280
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:58,416
Me want friend.
281
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,819
But how can a big
monster like you
282
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:07,014
be friends with a sweet
little peasant girl like me?
283
00:17:07,949 --> 00:17:10,928
It's possible.
If you believe
284
00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:14,588
we can be friends, clap hands.
285
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:18,359
Clap hands!
286
00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:21,862
Like this!
287
00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:24,676
T, give it up.
288
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,611
What are you doing?
Stick to the script.
289
00:17:26,635 --> 00:17:28,579
Look at them. They're bored silly.
Let's just stop.
290
00:17:28,603 --> 00:17:32,406
No, we can't. Frankenstein hasn't
found the courage to cry yet.
291
00:17:34,309 --> 00:17:36,877
Sorry, Frankie,
Gretel's taking over.
292
00:17:38,947 --> 00:17:42,694
Hey, kids, who wants to play pin
the tail on the Frankenstein?
293
00:17:42,718 --> 00:17:44,618
All:
Me me me!
294
00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:50,868
That's a picture of our son, Hog.
295
00:17:50,892 --> 00:17:53,371
His name's Hog?
296
00:17:53,395 --> 00:17:56,764
It was.
He changed it to Kevin.
297
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,378
The boy's been a real
disappointment.
298
00:18:00,402 --> 00:18:03,948
Is he like a criminal or something?
Worse.
299
00:18:03,972 --> 00:18:07,208
Vice president of marketing.
300
00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:12,123
First baby?
That obvious, huh?
301
00:18:12,147 --> 00:18:16,027
Hey, I've been there.
302
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,930
You have?
Oh yeah.
303
00:18:18,954 --> 00:18:22,834
This is my third time sitting in these chairs.
Wow.
304
00:18:22,858 --> 00:18:24,769
If you don't mind my asking,
305
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:28,262
how old were you the first time?
Two.
306
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,511
Has Mom given birth yet?
Nope.
307
00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:37,181
Hey, Teddy.
What happened to your hair?
308
00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:39,774
I'm conditioning.
309
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,621
You're Teddy?
310
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:46,080
You're exactly like
Gabe described you.
311
00:18:50,318 --> 00:18:54,512
Hey, kids, come on. There's
somebody I want you to meet.
312
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,365
Hi.
313
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,635
Come in, come in.
314
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,354
Say hello to your new
baby sister, everybody.
315
00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:19,857
Her name is Charlotte.
Do you want to hold her, Teddy?
316
00:19:19,881 --> 00:19:22,049
Can I?
Of course.
317
00:19:29,424 --> 00:19:32,059
She's beautiful.
318
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:35,072
Hi there.
319
00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,341
Nice to meet you.
320
00:19:37,365 --> 00:19:40,534
And I don't usually
look like this.
321
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:47,785
I can't believe I have
a baby sister.
322
00:19:47,809 --> 00:19:50,721
Would you mind taking a picture?
323
00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:52,146
Thank you.
324
00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:56,594
What's the baby's name?
Charlotte.
325
00:19:56,618 --> 00:20:00,064
Mama, can we call her Charlie?
Charlie!
326
00:20:00,088 --> 00:20:03,668
Oh, I love it.
327
00:20:03,692 --> 00:20:05,469
Quite a family you got there.
328
00:20:05,493 --> 00:20:07,494
Good luck, Charlie.
329
00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:15,580
Sweetie, I just love this present.
Oh, thanks, Mom.
330
00:20:15,604 --> 00:20:19,050
But to be fair, P.J.
And Gabe set the bar pretty low.
331
00:20:19,074 --> 00:20:20,541
What?!
Hey.
332
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,658
Surprise.
333
00:20:27,682 --> 00:20:30,228
Oh, Mad Dog, Francis,
334
00:20:30,252 --> 00:20:31,762
come on in.
335
00:20:31,786 --> 00:20:33,531
What are you guys doing here?
336
00:20:33,555 --> 00:20:37,224
We have a birthday present
for our goddaughter.
337
00:20:39,661 --> 00:20:41,939
Whoo-hoo!
Ohhh.
338
00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:44,575
A baby biker vest.
339
00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:46,767
Let's try it on.
340
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:50,548
That's so cute.
I love it.
341
00:20:50,572 --> 00:20:53,217
Did you ask them to be the godparents?
Of course not.
342
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:55,987
Then you have to tell them that
they are not the godparents.
343
00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:57,221
No thank you.
344
00:20:57,245 --> 00:20:59,123
Fine, I'll do it.
345
00:20:59,147 --> 00:21:02,716
Excuse me. There's something
I have to tell you.
346
00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:08,555
Oh, welcome to the family.
347
00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:13,137
Guys, check it out.
348
00:21:13,161 --> 00:21:16,163
Ohhh!
Cutie.
349
00:21:29,007 --> 00:21:31,319
I know I heard something.
350
00:21:31,343 --> 00:21:33,821
I think it's coming
from the kitchen.
351
00:21:33,845 --> 00:21:36,190
Okay, you wait here.
352
00:21:36,214 --> 00:21:38,549
Or I could hide upstairs.
353
00:21:48,093 --> 00:21:50,995
You're here for
the egg salad, aren't you?
354
00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:56,033
Okay, sit down.
355
00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:01,683
You bring back my truck?
356
00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:05,042
Full tank of gas?
357
00:22:06,044 --> 00:22:08,179
What, were you raised in a cave?
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