Original subtitles

Thirteen is a carpet, one is a matchstick.

Three is an orange, thirty-one is a broom.

"Twenty-seven cops" sounds like "boxes on the road".

If mom says: "Take a walk,"

I can see a tire rolling down to the beach.

Why did I always use the wrong words?

Are there other words that are more suitable?

Language is strange, and it makes me so confused.

I often cannot understand what they say.

I want to hide in a place that makes me feel comfortable.

Now, for all of you out there...

who don't know what the hell I'm caterwauling about...

I'm an old Gypsy hag having a party by the camp fire,

having a fine old time...

until this complete bitch, who I can't stand, turns up.

And I decide: fuck it, I'm gonna chuck her baby in the fire.

And all goes well till I throw it up in the air...

and then I realize I've thrown my own baby in the fire.

So at this point of the ditty a glass of beer comes in real handy...

This sofa feels like the peafowl's feathers.

Very comfortable...

Feels very secure.

The sea is warm and the horizon is soft.

High tide fills my ears.

The sea is calm in the evening. I am running towards the shore.

There are no words, only the sound of the sea.

Shanghai? I've been there before.

Shanghai?

Would you like a beer?

You don't like drink?

I'll give you a glass of water.

You know, I'll drink with you later.

When did that yellow boy come from?

Oh, Kevin!

Don't you remember, you left him here last night.

No, I was calling the Dalai Lama last night.

The Dalai Lama?

Yes, I keep telling you, the Dalai Lama.

They were calling everywhere.

They were calling Lhasa,

but they didn't have the right money to get through.

You should have heard the laugh I was having with the operator.

Mystic jam, mystic jam...

Hello? Hello?

How about going out with us?

Let's have fun together!

It won't be too long. Come with us! Come on!

Come on! It'll be fun! Let's go! Come on!

Thank you.

What's this?

Homosexuality?

This sofa feels like the peafowl's feathers.

Very comfortable...

Like being embraced by the deep blue sea.

I feel like staying here.

This place makes me feel secure.

Dive bar, dive bar...

Slap me hard and call me Sally!

Ask me if you don't after the beat.

Susie, Susie...

Shit.

Susie, are you there?

Is anybody there?

Susie, the meter is stuck again. Susie!

Susie, come and pick me up.

What? It's only twenty dollars!

I've been waiting for three hours.

You should give me two hundred dollars!

Pa-Joe is Pa-Joe.

Why say Ba-Ja?

You can't speak Cantonese and I can't speak English.

Can you speak English?

I can't.

What about now? Shall we go home?

The bar street, thank you, the bar street.

The bar street, where is the bar street?

Lan Kou Fang!

Damn foreigners!

If you can't speak Cantonese, why don't you speak English?

What a fucking mess!

How long do you think I should wait? It's gone too far!

9th floor!

Man-on-the-floor.

Wake up. Hey-san.

Can you hear me?

Hey, let me in. Wake up!

Yellow boy, yellow boy!

Hey-san, I am dying for piss and I'm gonna wet myself out here.

I'd pee for the kill but there isn't one.

I know this ceiling!

And I know where I think I am!

I've lost my bag!

Where is my bag?

Do I know you?

Hang-yang?

Can I have a beer?

I can only remember the way home...

as long as I'm totally drunk.

I have to be so drunk!

Ask me if I am sober, I can't get there.

Hello? Beer...

Oh, sorry. Thank you.

Then it's not that I don't remember,

it's just that some things are hard to find.

It's the sugar and beer that I take for my memory.

Strange thing is, it never works.

It should work, but it doesn't.

Sugar?

He says, drawing off from blue milk and plastic inks.

That's my beer!

Food in my beer!

Stop it!

Put it back!

For goodness sake, Jimmy!

It's breakfast time, you know.

Beer instead.

No beer!

No beer?

Oh, Lin, you've been speaking to Jimmy, haven't you?

Water, water...

Ok, no!

That one...

No beer!

Water, water...

Jimmy, she wants me to drink water. But look,

turtles fuck in water.

Juice then. Shut up,

Juice, tea?

What's this?

Oh, whiskey...

Water!

I'm back in the seven-eleven.

Don't ask me how, don't ask me why,

but I've fallen asleep in the microwave.

Go away!

Go away? Yes...

Hey, he's taken the hat away...

Hey, hold on!

And all these sound outside, from outside of the microwave...

They sound echoey-echoey...

But I think Ping was telling me that he had called Susie.

And she's on her way.

Before Susie arrived, I don't know she was taking a time this time.

She must be really pissed off with me.

But before she arrives the police comes in.

They put me on the defrost.

Switch the button to defrost.

I can hear them doing it!

They were having a giggle about it.

Imagine what it does to my circulation.

I won't have a bloody erection for weeks!

What a piece of shit!

If this is what he arrived on,

no wonder he can't leave.

Friday night, I thought I took the Muscle Mary home,

But I woke up with a big straight slob... Never mind.

Saturday, it's the Angel Bar full body-pierced breeders.

Lose Edward in the back room to a juicy Jew.

Dinner tonight with Andy waiting for menage-a-trois.

I can't wait for tomorrow to see what the tea dance brings...

Dinner with Andy waiting for menage-a-trois.

He-he, good luck Kevin.

Saturday, Angel Bar full body-pierced breeders.

Lose Edward in the back room to a juicy Jew.

Can't wait to see what tomorrow's tea dance brings.

Oh my God! With a schedule like that,

no wonder it's only cops that can find him.

Hello, boys!

Get back in! Are you policemen or firemen?

Where did your helmet go?

Come in!

Well, if I can't get a cop or a fireman, get me a lifeguard!

Kevin!

Kevin!

Oh, P.C. Katie..

I'll try again.

Maybe he's sleeping. I don't know...

There is some guy in there.

I think he's hanging out.

I don't know who he is.

Where is the key?

Key I've lost.

If I had the key I'd go in. I can't.

Then call Susie.

If I call Susie, she'll be angry with me.

She will hate me at this time in the morning.

What's Susie's number?

Do you know Susie's number?

You don't have Susie's number?!

Then you just stay.

I'll try calling the bar.

Don't even let me see you tomorrow.

I'll try calling the bar.

Hey, can you give me a lighter?

Shark is a bus stop.

Carp is a headache.

Mackerel is...

Cut it out!

You're hurting the business.

It gives me a headache.

Your fish is on the roof!

I’ll catch him right away.

Everyone knows shark is a bus stop.

How can you stop a bus on a plate?

And serve the people all those wrong words?

How can you swallow those ugly sounds?

Can't they hear? Don't they taste?

Even the names make me sick.

Can't they see their shape?

Am I the only one?

Why?

Why?

Whale is a very sad-faced meat.

Shrimp's a wood stick. It's so tough!

The taste of those fish words!

Who can eat such an awkward thing?

You bloody stylist, you.

I have to return my hair to look like my mum.

What are you doing?

Trust me, trust me, trust me.

Believe me. Believe me.

You'll be Queen of the ball tonight.

One ball, one queen...

What have you done?

But this is our princess!

Princest!

I would be, if you stopped giving away...

all that princess stuff to the sticky rice boys in the bar.

He's not my type of sticky rice.

The only thing he's stuck to is the sofa.

And the jukebox.

So what it's the wrong day, Susie.

It's not the first time.

All made up and nowhere to go, dear.

Let's go play with the yellow boy.

What is about all this smoke?

My goodness, if there is a fire...

there's probably a fireman.

You never told me he was Japanese.

I forgot!

I thought he was a sailor.

Oh, these sardines are fishier than a fireman's underwear.

Are you okay?

It's all done by yourself.

You say it so many times I've already heard.

It becomes that way naturally. Bring it here,

and bring it back, I think.

Breakfast is served!

Please...

Thank you.

I get this way too sometimes.

Don't know what to do about it.

Please go ahead.

Why are you here?

When I want to go someplace,

I can just imagine it.

Coming! Coming!

Good-bye, everyone!

Air Japan, flight number 472 will depart on 5:20pm...

and will arrive on 7:22pm.

All Japan Airway, flight number 641...

is scheduled for Monday, Thursday and Friday.

China Airline flight number 511 from Taipei always delays.

Always delays...

I can stay at home, but words take me to different places.

You say: "See you at the mall."

And a whole city of streets and buildings appears.

You might say:

"Enjoy your French fries."

But my mind is led astray,

and that famous tower in Paris...

pops up in the middle of my town.

Words are images...

with colors and shapes of their own.

Their sound makes me see their shapes.

It's something I can't control.

That's why you're here?

Some roads take you where you want to go.

Some days are wilder than you would expect.

If I don't want something to happen to him, I go away.

I miss my home too.

Takashi, it's eight o'clock time to get up!

I don't want to wake up early for school.

I stopped the clock at 6am.

I'd do it all the time.

But mother wouldn't let me have it that way.

She would just ignore my trick.

Wake up. School time, lazybones!

She would never concede.

No more games, or I'll ask the doctor to give you a shot!

Get up, time won't stop just for you.

Get up now! Takashi!

School, you know. Eight-thirty: class time.

Why get up at six?

The doctor won't leave until he is done anyway.

Asano!

I know, everyone tries to deceive me.

The doctor's name is really disgusting.

It stinks like a butcher's shop!

Let me go!

You won't feel a thing.

Just a tiny mosquito prick.

Hey!

Liar! "A tiny mosquito prick!"

When you're bitten by a mosquito, it's a mosquito prick.

When a doctor gives you a shot, it's not a mosquito prick.

Being bitten by a mosquito is like eating candies.

Getting a shot is like suddenly feeling cold.

People kill the street dogs by giving them injections.

Watching a red dragonfly at sunset,

I don't know what time it is.

Memory...

Memory is what I forget.

I remember happy things.

If the happy things are what I remember,

does that mean I am sad when I forget?

It's not that I don't remember.

Am I confused?

Do I care?

Do I know?

I love to remember happy things.

Happy things keep me... happy.

Besides that, I don't know.

I do know I can't remember a lot of things.

I don't know.

I'd like to remember more.

I'd like to know where I am right now.

Where am I?

How do I get home?

I remember beer.

Where am I?

Where am I?

Can you take me home?

I'd like to go home with you.

You can't do that?

Kevin, come on, let's go home.

With him. - No.

No! He's a police!

Yeah? So? - A Police!

Asano!

A moment, please! Alright.

It's probably his laundry day.

It's a laundry day.

Asano, Asano, look, it's a fish tank.

But look...

Car bumpers, and beer bottles.

What are you doing here?

I said give him a break!

Come on! Just go, go...

Well, I am sorry. But we can't all be Japanese game boys.

Just go...

Jimmy, we are going home.

What's wrong with her? Wrong time of the month?

Don't worry about her. They are all such bleeders.

I always had lots of little girl things.

I had two elder brothers,

a lot older than me,

so I was the house princess.

Especially for my dad: he was a king to me and my mom was a queen.

The things that I know a lot about are mostly women things.

Things that I've learned from my mom.

I was following her footsteps.

And I am determined to make my way alone.

I wasn't a great cook,

but I have good eyes for detail.

So I was always taking clothes apart and putting them back together in unusual ways.

I couldn't talk to my dad for years,

because of the choices I made.

The friends, the clothes stuff...

Always away from home pushing for something he didn't think I should want.

Things are much simpler now.

Maybe he can see now that...

I am strong and with good people.

Susie. Siren.

Siren, the girl I was telling you about.

Who is this spoiled little princess?

Now, Susie. Don't you waste any of that sequins. It's very expensive.

I don't know how I would have made it if Greg hadn't given me such a helping hand.

He still gives me good advice about my collections.

Now I've got a place on my own.

We don't have devil's skin pants anymore.

Don't scare the school girls!

Who, me?

Here, into your hoodlum.

Sorry, we don't have them in green.

Only pimps wear green!

Come on, Susie! Let's party!

Good bye, darling!

It's the catholic in him just busting to get out.

I still can't get his priority.

Neither can he!

It's not this foreigner!

Let's go, Kevin!

Push the G button right now, I've got friends inside.

I came with my bills.

It's a cover charge, not a condom charge.

Take them back.

Push him back.

Out! Go! Go! I don't care!

It's all free.

Out!

So many boys... so many times...

Hello Boys! Are you having fun?

Hello? What's going on in here?

Hello?

A lot of things would happen to him.

His thought gallops.

He thinks he can find happiness at the end of the road.

But he gets lost.

I can appreciate his lonely feelings.

Kevin isn't really the jerk that he likes to pretend to be.

Well, it's just that he is lonely without people.

A lot of people... And he wants all of them.

Half of the boys he goes out with he can't even talk to.

I guessed he is almost as confused as we are...

Everybody is all the same.

Yeah, everybody is all the same.

You are so late!

The milk is sour!

You can kill the kitten with this stuff.

I'll go to the store and get it fresh.

Go drink this yourself!

I didn't forget the way, just suddenly felt confused.

When she was ordering two bottles,

I saw a red postbox...

at the side of the sandy road.

But then she shouted...

"Fresh, it must be fresh!"

A cloud of fog hid the postbox from me.

So I missed the turn to her place.

The fog and the noise led me on and on...

Down the wrong road to the sea.

Getting a job was the easy part...

for a guy who doesn't miss a single word.

But the drab colors of their talk...

and the blunt names they had for everything...

kept getting in my way.

Delivery to Sen-ju-an:

5 cases Ichinokura sake.

Sapporo draft - 5 cases, miso paste - 20 kg.

Same as always for Mr. Benny:

Chardonnay - 5 cases.

Another 2 of Torres wine.

6 cases of Heineken.

20 cans tomato puree 1 of oolong tea.

That's it for morning orders...

Mr. Benny: 5 large French fries.

2 White Cows.

6 boxes of wasabi.

20 fire extinguishers.

Asano! Still with us?

15 morning menu sets.

"Jackie Chan" - 1 case.

All that again for Mr. Benny! OK!

3358-3958.

Turn left on the Garlic St.

Go on to the tobacco shop.

Third right at the noodle stand.

What do I owe you?

"Two bananas" will do.

Can you break a "cup of noodles"?

Sure! "Eight bananas" change.

See you! Thanks!

Best price! 3000 yen!

Every girl is a debutante! Come in and explore!

Salaryman special now!

Enjoy! Come on!

It's my last "cup of coffee".

Coffee?

I'm out of "cups of noodles".

Cups of noodles?

"2 bananas" is all I have.

2 bananas?

They' I love you twice as much with two!

Forget that banana boy!

500 balls [yen] to get your noodles hot.

500 balls?

What would I do with that many!

My noodles gets thick in hot water.

So you gotta beat some shape into it!

Check out time!

Move on!

Time's up!

All floors! All out!

Move on! Cleaning shift!

You have to leave!

We have to finish our shift!

Wake up, wake up! It's time for school!

Lazybones!

Where do you think you are?

Each day is getting more difficult.

Like the traffic gridlock in a city.

My head becomes heavy abruptly, like a broken computer...

with hundreds of buzzing wires.

There is no image on the screen, just white noise.

I need to find a quiet place...

where the sea is warm and the horizon is soft.

Why?

Why? Why? Why?...

How many times did I tell you not climb up to the roof?

You're hurting the business.

Asano, get out! You can't escape anymore.

The doctor is waiting for you.

Bring the milk now.

You'll be all right.

Just relax.

Just relax.

Just give me your hands.

Just give me your hands.

You've reached the Dive Bar.

For cocktails, karaoke and water sports.

Members only. Big or small.

So put your mouth where my cock is...

Help, help!

They're gonna rape me.

I'm in with 14 canes.

I'll be right back.

Help, help, they're not gonna rape me.

The place is full of straight police.

Chow mein, chow mein.

They are drinking my K-Y, and I can't swallow the keys.

I figure I could do with another one.

So I broke into the policemen's ball the other night.

It smelled like fish.

Then I realized that it was women's policemen's ball.

The only good things were free booze and empty john.

Until I met Charlene coming in there.

In his best blue navy number.

Then we tried having vodka.

I asked him to show me what the real police woman is made of.

And we spent all night long exchanging notes in particulars.

I can tell you you should see his particulars.

Fill it up!

They are playing our song!

Let's dance!

Kevin, Kevin!

Hey, this is mine!

That's mine!

Kevin!

Do you know why they play music in the restaurants?

I think it really makes the food taste better.

With the right music, you can eat anything,

But if the sound is wrong, the taste will go wrong too.

Susie, please give me a drink.

Besides you, it's all I can trust.

That's why, here... not serving food.

Noisy bottle and many names change the food.

Light keeps changing people's faces all the time.

It makes me so confused.

Everything changes with every new sound.

I can't really tell what things are.

Sounds confuse the meaning whenever they speak.

Too many colors and shapes...

Kevin is happy tonight, but he looks angry at the bar.

Happy or...

I look for him in the mirror,

but he disappears behind the jukebox.

It's something about the light. But I don't know what he's saying...

I have one here.

He's only got one eye but I think he is winking at me.

This one I like this is menage-a-trois.

That's sweet. Label him.

There is more here.

This one has a headache.

This one is Tai-chi.

Would you pass me some pins.

Put him back.

Actually, I like him I will take him home.

How many eggs?

Do you want ketchup with this or wasabi?

Yes.

Ketchup? No wasabi.

You know I have a problem with this thing.

Which is salt and which is pepper in these things.

Pepper is ash, salt is white sand.

Ah, white sand.

Oh, lots of cooking!

Oh dear! Shit!

Egg is an old lady then chicken is her stick.

And this blue lamp that's my auntie.

It's a color of her hair.

This jukebox box is a toilet, it's full of different numbers.

Mine is a potato.

And yours is a yellow candy stick.

No! Yellow candy? No!

It's good to have something to remember.

My days go by like a beer and a bag of chips.

Thank God, Susie is around to pick up the mess.

She says that you could write a book about what I don't remember.

That is a nice peacock.

Souvenir... from my home.

That's nice, I like it.

You forgot about the peafowl and red tomatoes.

I'm doing my homework, please be quiet.

You gotta get it!

Stop doing that!

What did I do?

Why do you throw stuff around?

It helps you to remember.

Who needs your help?!

You do!

Air Japan flight 472 will depart at 5:20pm,

And will arrive at 7:22pm.

All Japan Airway flight 641 is scheduled for Monday, Thursday and Friday.

China Airline flight 511 from Taipei always delays.

Always delays, always delays...

Air Japan has six flights a day. You should make reservations beforehand.

Cathay Pacific Flight 223 will arrive on Friday evening.

Air Japan Flight 472 will depart on 5:20pm,

and will arrive at 7:22pm.

All Japan Airway flight 641 is scheduled for Monday, Thursday and Friday.

China Airline flight 511 from Taipei always delays.

Always delays...

That Japanese has come to pick you up.

Kevin, you should go home.

Detective Zeng will be here soon.

There will be a lot of trouble then.

Kevin, Kevin!

Let's go home. Get up!

No, the jukebox is broken.

What are you talking about?

See, the jukebox is broken.

What am I gonna do with it I've tried...

What are you saying? Why do you sleep on top of the cabinet?

Get down now!

We're gonna have to do karaoke I'm gonna have to sing to him.

See, I've told you the jukebox is broken.

You've gotta go home. Come on, quick!

It's broken what I am going to do with it?!

Let me take you home.

Wow, what have you written?

How do you even have time to do such a thing?

No wonder you can't get back home!

So many phone numbers!

Detective Chan...

Detective Wong...

Wow, even his number is here!

It's broken, why do you watch it so much?

Relax, relax... Relax machine...

Really?

I like 3-F "Sugar Water", good song!

You like 9-K and 11-G...

Susie like...

confused between 11-D and 17-B.

I'm on a concrete way.

The wind is blowing to the North-North-West.

It smells like a sands of the southern island.

When a black cat crosses my path.

A woman in the moon is singing to the earth.

A woman in the moon is singing to the earth.

When a black cat crosses my path.

A woman in the moon is singing to the earth.

A woman is the moon is singing to the earth.

We are taking sugar water shower.

Stop him!

Stop him!

Oh, shit!

I was telling you about this guy Asano, he's been hanging at my bar.

He's been hanging out for some time.

He's a good guy, I really like him.

And he doesn't speak much English, and I don't speak much Japanese.

So I am never sure how much he really understands me when I talk to him.

We are kind of different, you know.

If he's like a piece of bok-choy then I am probably a piece of broccoli.

But I do think that we are in the same pot, do you know what I mean?

We are quite together. That's what I feel.

It's just like communication or something.

Another thing that I do what to say to him is:

"A hot day is convenience for hopping from one boy to another."

Oh, that sounds silly in Japanese...

That's not good in Japanese? No!..

Oh, it's not polite? I'm sorry.

Then I'll try something simpler.

Maybe...

very simple:

"Asano, I like you!"

All that?! That's a big mouthful! I'll try, I'll try...

I don't know why you here, but I like you being here...

Hello, boys! I'm back!

It's like a jungle sometimes.

It makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

It's like a jungle sometimes.

It makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

Outside it's crowded with people in a hurry.

They bump into each other...

without trying to say they are sorry.

I struggle through the crowds to try to get a bus.

I cannot mount the steps...

because it drives away too fast.

At the underground I find the escalator's folded.

Hey, why are you still here?

Come and dance with me. Come on!

So I huddle through a tunnel where the platform's always crowded.

Susie, Susie!

It's all getting too much.

My mind is going hazy. Please help me. I'm in deep shit!

I can't take it any more!

I think I am going crazy! Susie, Susie, I'm serious!

I'm lost and this fucking butcher's here a policeman is looking to beat me up.

So don't push me 'cause...

I'm close to the edge. Susie, I am sober.

I'm trying not to lose my head. And you have to come and help me.

Asano, Asano!

It's like a jungle sometimes.

It makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

Susie, you must come!

I'm really desperate!

Susie. This fucking policeman is fucking beating me up!

They are calling him butcher and I can't find Katie. Katie is not here to help me.

It's like a jungle sometimes.

It makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

I've got your number.

I don't need your telephone number.

Yeah, I call my people you call yours.

Go to hell, will you!

I'll have you mate.

Come on now, all together a good catholic hymn.

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is good.

Shut your foul mouth!

You bloody faggot!

If that's the way you wear your hat,

what do you wear in your pants?

Get out! Get out!

What are you doing?

Get up! Get out!

You can't do that to me!

Shut up! Get up!

I have your number, I'll report you to your superior.

You can't do that to me!

You can't treat me like this!

I've got your number!

I'm gonna report you!

Let go of me. Shut the fuck up!

You motherfucker!

Come back here!

You bastard!

Oh, shit!

I've never been in this shitty place.

I am not sure where I am anyway.

What am I doing here?

Oh... Yellow candy!

Peanuts...

I always have the same dream.

The three of us are in the police station.

It was good to work onboard.

Just like dreaming everyday.

The blue ocean, blue sky and dolphins.

You can see the clouds of different colors,

the places where the wind stands still. You can feel the waves.

Everything seems to find its right place.

Every phrase is used in a proper way.

People would be so much nicer to each other if we all lived by the sea.

When I heard of Hong Kong I loved it immediately.

It's like being caressed and comforted by a mother.

Gentle, calm and soothing all at once.

Mum was working so hard and having babies.

I am surprised she even had time to work.

That's why I like to feel somebody in bed with me.

As far as I remember there were always 5 or 6 of us together.

I've been always close to my family.

With 3 brothers and 7 sisters I had to be,

I had no choice.

It's a living proof

that the Irish Catholicism works and the living method doesn't.

I like him very much.

But I don't want to tell him now.

When he says "yellow candy",

it's nice to hear his voice.

Kevin is always looking for something.

If it's not a boy, it's a beer.

My mum used to joke that...

the only time she wouldn't mind seeing me high...

was on my dad's birthday.

She gave me the drive to go on and live the way I do now.

But I wonder if what I've got...

can ever make up for all that I've given up.

I suppose that's why I value Kevin's love an loyalty so much.

Even though he's such a nuisance sometimes.

Don't get me wrong.

I love who I am and where I am.

And where I came from...

That's why I like to feel somebody in bed with me.

As far as I remember, there were always 5 or 6 of us together.

Once I heard a story about a Taiwanese sailor.

He has the directions where his ship should go,

but he can't make it, can't find the place.

After three years, he is still where he started.

There's someone inside me...

who is just like that sailor.

I know where I should go, it's where I've always been.

The sea is warm and the horizon is soft.

This place makes me feel secure and comfortable...

That guy, Asano,

he taught me something I should never forget.

Except, I can't quite remember what it was.

But the important thing was I should never forget it.

Thank God, he did not tell you something that you could forget!

If he did, I probably would remember that...

Oh, yeah?

Hey, buddy...

You have wasabi?

Yeah, don't they have wasabi?

No?

Fuck knows where I am now!

It was fucking good night.

Is this Brighton?

Where are Asano's streets?

If he can get around so much,

I'm sure I can, I am sure I have.

I wish I could find a bus on this street.

And a blow job.

It would be good if I find my boots.