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2:00 a.m.
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I can't believe we've worked
this late all week.
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I can't believe we haven't
had sex in 10 days.
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It's like I don't even know
who I am anymore.
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Well, what do you say
we end that streak right now?
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I'm ready if you are.
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Oh, I'm ready.
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[YAWNS]
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This is going to be wild.
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Buddy, I got moves
you haven't even seen yet.
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Hey, bring 'em on,
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'cause I am getting hot.
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I am going to rock
your world.
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Thank God.
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I can't take this
anymore.
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Me neither.
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That's the third night
in a row
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we were planning
to sleep together,
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and all we did
was sleep together.
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Tonight, we've got
to slee together.
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Keep it down.
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We have been doing
such a good job
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keeping this a secret.
We don't want to blow it.
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Don't you think
people can tell?
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No. To pick up
what's going on between us,
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they'd have to be some kind
of sexual savant.
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Something's different here.
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There's a strange energy
in the air.
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You're imagining things.
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No, I'm picking up
a vibe.
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There's new doinking
in the office.
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Stuart, that's crazy.
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I sense this couple
is frustrated,
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but there's more.
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He doesn't like it when she
nibbles on his ears.
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And she thinks
he's a sloppy kisser.
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And the guy was a virgin
until he was 30.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, damn it, Paul,
you crossed my signals.
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I told you.
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Everyone can tell we're
into each other.
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That's because
we ar into each other,
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which makes it
all the more frustrating
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when we're buried
under this work.
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We're in a new
relationship.
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We should be taking walks
in the park,
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buying each other
ice cream,
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catching salamanders
down at the creek.
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I haven't had a serious
girlfriend since I was 9.
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The only way
to get out of here
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is if we put this
budget proposal to bed.
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Can you not say "bed"?
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It makes me think of us
in a bed,
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and it's very distracting.
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Fine. Turn to page two.
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You're killing me here.
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What did I say?
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"Two"...
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Which is half of four...
Foreplay?
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Charlie,
you are really reaching.
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Not everything
has sexual undertones.
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Well, governor Riley is really
screwing us on this proposal!
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You know, if we're going
to get this done,
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I'm going to need you to stay
on top of each other.
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Got it, sir.
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We've got
to arouse his interest,
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introduce him to some
exciting new positions,
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and make sure
that he leaves satisfied.
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God, this is
so frustrating.
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If we weren't trying to keep
our relationship a secret,
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at least we could hug.
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Yeah, hugging.
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That would help.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the long wait
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and all the training
have finally paid off.
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I'm getting
a foster baby!
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Oh, I'm so happy for you.
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The little guy
will be here any minute.
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And to celebrate,
I went out
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and got him
a Tiffany rattle.
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Aren't you nervous?
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No. I've read
every book,
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taken every class,
watched every movie.
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I will not make
the same mistakes
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that Selleck, Danson,
and guttenberg made.
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Mr. Heywood, I would like
to introduce you to Sam.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, he's so beautiful.
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Will you be enrolling him in
city hall's daycare program?
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Not yet.
According to chapter four
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of kornick's
"my infant, my self,"
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the first two weeks
are crucial to bonding.
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Sam's going to stay with me
in my office for a while.
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Oh, well, won't he be
a distraction to you?
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No, no, I've even, uh,
set up a baby monitor
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so I can tell what's going on
in my office.
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We feel very good about
our placement, Mr. Heywood.
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Bye, Sam.
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Oh, he's so beautiful.
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Everyone,
with the governor coming,
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I want this office running
like a well-oiled machine.
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People need to be focused,
professional...
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oh, baby.
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Oh... Hey, little baby.
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Goo-goo, ga-ga.
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Goo-goo-goo, ga-ga.
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Look at that
little babe!
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Charlie, come on.
Come on.
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How's it going?
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At the end of this hallway
is freedom.
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At the count of three,
we'll make our move.
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1, 2, 3.
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Oh, hey, guys!
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Governor Riley is waiting
in my office.
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He'd like to discuss
the proposal.
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Now, he can be
very demanding,
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so the way you handle him is
you look him straight in the eye
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and you tell him no.
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Governor.
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Charlie, Caitlin.
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Great to see you
both again.
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I've been, uh, looking
through your report.
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Everything looks great.
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We're glad
we could help you out.
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Take care.
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But I do have one thought.
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I know this entails
a lot of work,
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but could you give me
an analysis
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of the port authority restructuring
by tomorrow morning?
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Let me handle this one.
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Yes, we can.
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Wonderful.
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Sorry about that.
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Randall, you want to go grab
some steaks later?
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How about now?
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[CRYING]
Don't be concerned.
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You're only upset
because you're, uh...
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Uh, tired and/or gassy.
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This is a common occurrence
and you should outgrow it
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by the time you're...
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Oh, jeez.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Hey, Carter. It's Paul.
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I came to see Sam.
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Come on in.
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Sam and I
are just chillin'.
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Oh, my God.
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Your place is a disaster.
What's that all over your face?
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A cleansing mask.
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So, where's Stuart?
Ah. He's at Michelle's.
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He was having so much fun
with the baby
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he felt like
he was ignoring her.
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Ah, you made baby pictures, huh?
Let me see.
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No, wait!
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Get ready
for the yum-yum train.
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Choo-choo!
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Isn't it exciting, huh?
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I'm feeding Sam
for the first time.
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Choo...
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oh! Ha ha ha!
Isn't that cute?
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That's cute.
Okay, Sam, choo-choo!
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Oh! Ha ha ha!
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Careful there,
careful there, Sam.
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Here we go. And...
Choo-ch...
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okay, that one
was on purpose.
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Sam shouldn't be
watching so much TV.
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Hey, Carter,
let me hold him for a second.
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Uh, well, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.
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He's at the stage where
he has stranger anxiety.
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Oh, come on, Carter, let me
just hold him for a second.
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[CRYING STOPS]
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh... Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Stretching.
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We agreed
you'd warn me
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so I could avert my eyes.
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Just suck it up.
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Oh, yeah?
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How would you like it
if I did this? Oh, yeah?
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Yeah?
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Can you please focus?
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We're wasting
valuable time.
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In relationships,
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90% of all sex
happens in the first month.
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What are you talking about?
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Let me show you.
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I've studied this
extensively,
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and I have discovered
that sexual encounters per week
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tend toward zero over time.
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We're missing all of this.
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Charlie, you need to relax.
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I think
the only thing
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that would help us relax
right now...
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no.
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I didn't even finish
my idea.
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I'm guessing it involves
us naked on this couch.
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Just the last part.
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Charlie, we are not going
to do it in the mayor's office.
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It's inappropriate.
It's against the rules.
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It's forbidden.
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It's naughty.
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It's hot.
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So your answer is no?
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Shut up and give me
one of those sloppy kisses.
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Last night
was so great.
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Yes, it was.
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I have never done anything
like that.
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What do you say the two of us
join the mile high club,
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get on a plane,
sneak into the bathroom,
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and make out?
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Caitlin.
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Oh, that's even better.
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This is so exciting.
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None of these people
have any idea
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we did it
in the mayor's office.
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Whoa. I'm feeling envy,
and I don't know why.
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What's going on
with you two?
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I don't know
what you mean.
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There will not be anything
illicit going on
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around here
without me knowing about it.
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Not on my watch.
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I'm watching you.
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It is so liberating
being wild!
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I feel like
riding a motorcycle,
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skydiving,
running with the bulls.
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Give me that briefcase.
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What are you doing?
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I'm acting impulsive.
It's the new me.
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Get used to it.
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Something horrible happened
in my office last night.
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The governor left a very
valuable pair of sunglasses
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on my desk,
and now they're missing.
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That's terrible.
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They belonged
to Jackie onassis.
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He bought them at an auction
for his wife.
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They were worth over $100,000!
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I know that doesn't sound
like a lot of money,
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but they had
sentimental value!
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Do you have any leads?
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All I know is that the thief
took off the sofa cushions,
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turned them around,
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so that the zippers
were facing out.
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This guy's a real pro.
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Sir, we are going
to find out who did this.
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We will question everyone.
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Oh, no, no need.
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All we have to do
is look at the videotape
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of the office
surveillance camera.
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Surveillance camera?
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I just had one put in.
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It records everything
that goes on in there.
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Well,
look on the bright side.
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You're always complaining you
don't have any pictures of us.
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I can't believe the mayor
has a camera in his office.
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This is all your fault.
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How is it my fault?
259
00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:28,167
I would've never done
anything like this
260
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,100
before I met you.
You made me this way!
261
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:33,033
You're like
a perverted Henry Higgins!
262
00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:37,300
The guy
from "Magnum p.I."?
263
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:39,868
"My fair lady,"
you caveman.
264
00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:41,868
I used to care
about those things
265
00:12:41,901 --> 00:12:43,901
before you dragged me
into your world of sin.
266
00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:46,000
15 minutes ago,
you talked about the thrill
267
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,300
of living
on the wild side.
268
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,968
That's before I was starring
in my own nudie film!
269
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,667
Caitlin, calm down. This is
embarrassing for me, too.
270
00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:58,067
Oh, right, you're a guy.
271
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,868
You're going to be getting
high-fives.
272
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,767
I'm going to lose
all credibility.
273
00:13:01,801 --> 00:13:04,734
Look at them. They've obviously
seen the tape.
274
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,968
Caitlin,
get a hold of yourself.
275
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,267
This isn't the end
of the world.
276
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,300
It is. I just had
the wildest sex in my life,
277
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,167
and it's caught
on a security tape.
278
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,601
No one is going
to see it.
279
00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:16,701
I'll go to security
and get the tape myself.
280
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:20,033
You'd better hurry up before anyone
else gets their hands on it.
281
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,467
Did you get the tape?
282
00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:30,601
No, someone already
took it.
283
00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:31,834
Who would've
taken it?
284
00:13:31,868 --> 00:13:33,934
[COUGHS]
285
00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:39,300
Stuart, I'm going
to need that tape.
286
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:40,300
Before I give you it,
287
00:13:40,334 --> 00:13:42,234
let me ask you
a few questions.
288
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:43,834
Go ahead.
289
00:13:43,868 --> 00:13:47,234
If I wanted to rent this tape
at a video store,
290
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:51,467
would I have to walk through
a beaded curtain to get it?
291
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,868
You have no idea
what's on there.
292
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,701
Well, there's a vcr
right here.
293
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,300
Why don't we all watch it
together?
294
00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:59,300
You wouldn't.
Wouldn't I?
295
00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,634
Then maybe I'll tell everyone
how I caught you
296
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,534
at last year's
Christmas party...
297
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:07,634
alone with easy Debbie
from highway maintenance...
298
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:12,567
Talking about feelings.
299
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,567
You're a sick bastard.
300
00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:17,901
Yes. We got the tape.
301
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:20,267
Ah, the security tape.
Ha!
302
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,000
I was wondering
who had this.
303
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:24,334
We'll watch it
at the end of the day.
304
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,234
Then we'll see who did it.
305
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:29,267
And how many times.
306
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,367
Ha ha ha ha!
307
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,501
Dr. greenfield.
308
00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:39,267
Hello. Ha ha.
309
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,234
Your book is worthless.
310
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:44,234
My kid won't stop crying.
311
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:46,701
You said, "show him colors,"
I bought him a mobile.
312
00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:49,868
You said, "give him warm milk,"
I fixed him a bottle.
313
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,901
You said,
"hold him like a football,"
314
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,901
I watched "moulin Rouge!"
315
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,701
Yeah, well, you were 0-for-2
316
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:58,033
and I was jonesing
for a musical.
317
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,300
[SIGHS]
318
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,067
Carter, I usually don't like
to get involved
319
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,033
in other people's
personal lives.
320
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:12,067
It's presumptuous,
it's awkward,
321
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,200
but mostly
I just don't care.
322
00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:16,300
As a parent,
323
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,667
I think I can offer you
a little advice here.
324
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:22,334
Sir, I just feel
so overwhelmed.
325
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,667
Maybe I'm not
cut out for this.
326
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:26,467
Of course you are.
Come on, sir.
327
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,734
The baby responds more
to Paul than to me.
328
00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:30,734
Because he senses your tension.
329
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:33,167
You've got all these thoughts
and these ideas
330
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,801
racing around your mind.
331
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,000
Paul...
332
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:39,000
He's not burdened
with any of that.
333
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,234
What you have to do
is get rid of those books
334
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:42,400
and trust your instincts.
335
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,334
Maybe you're right.
336
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:48,133
You've given Sam a home,
security...
337
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,901
A bold sense of fashion.
338
00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:54,467
Now go over there and hold your
baby. Come on.
339
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,133
When he's so peaceful
like this,
340
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,767
it almost makes you forget
the last couple of days.
341
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:17,501
It's moments like this that
make it all worth it.
342
00:16:17,534 --> 00:16:19,701
Thank you, sir.
343
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:21,534
I'm glad to help.
344
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:23,634
Now back to not caring.
345
00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:31,634
Sir, who's watching
that video?
346
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,667
Just you, me, Charlie.
347
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,701
And, apparently,
348
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,534
Stuart.
349
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,334
You don't need to be here,
Stuart.
350
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,634
Someone stole a pair
of Jackie o's sunglasses,
351
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,834
and I will not rest
until I find out who it was.
352
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:48,167
God bless you, Stuart.
You're a real team player.
353
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,801
What do we do?
354
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,601
There's a chance
the glasses were stolen
355
00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:53,100
before we were
in the office.
356
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,501
Just be cool.
357
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:57,367
Right. Showtime!
358
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:11,200
Well, nothing out
of the ordinary yet.
359
00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:14,100
Well, let's just
skip ahead.
360
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,167
Hey, it's you guys.
361
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,934
Oh, my God.
It couldn't get any worse.
362
00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:21,300
What are you guys
watching?
363
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:22,934
The surveillance video.
364
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:24,367
MAYOR: Have a seat.
365
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,901
Don't mind if we do.
366
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,634
Sir, I can't take it
anymore.
367
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,434
Charlie and I had sex
in your office.
368
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,367
Caitlin, stop.
369
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,100
No, no, I am tired
of sneaking around.
370
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,767
We're a couple.
371
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,400
This man brings out
my wild side,
372
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:48,367
and I don't care
who knows about it.
373
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,367
You are looking at
a natural expression
374
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,133
of our feelings
for each other.
375
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:56,100
Caitlin,
we weren't on-camera.
376
00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:05,501
So how about
the mayor's dancing?
377
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:08,734
How embarrassing
was that?
378
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,367
That was awful.
379
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,367
Wasn't it
the most humiliating experience
380
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,400
of your life?
381
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:20,100
It doesn't even
crack my top 10.
382
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,434
Hey, guys.
383
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,167
I, uh, I just wanted you
to know
384
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,000
that I'm not mad
about what happened.
385
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,300
In fact,
I think it's wonderful
386
00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:30,934
the two people I care
so much about are together.
387
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:32,968
Thank you, sir.
We appreciate it.
388
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,100
Just try not to be together
on my furniture anymore.
389
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:38,634
Yes, sir.
390
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,234
You know, a lot
is happening here.
391
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:43,634
I mean, you two are a couple.
Carter has a baby.
392
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,834
You know, things are moving
so fast.
393
00:18:45,868 --> 00:18:48,767
Of course, I'm still alone,
and my kid never calls, but...
394
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:52,100
I'm really happy for you.
395
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,767
Uh, sir, the governor's
on the phone.
396
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,534
He's asking about
the glasses again.
397
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,734
Oh, I'm sick of him
badgering me.
398
00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:00,634
If I was half a man, I'd keep him
on hold, show him who's in charge.
399
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,767
Are you going to? God,
no, get out of my way.
400
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,334
So, you feeling better?
401
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,434
A little.
402
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,634
It wasn't exactly the way
I envisioned
403
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:11,934
telling people
about us.
404
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:15,534
When are things going
to get normal between us?
405
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:18,400
I don't know. I guess
what we did was pretty crazy.
406
00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:20,801
It was irresponsible
and stupid.
407
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:24,634
It was also...
Kind of fun.
408
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,501
Really?
409
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:30,801
Yeah. I'd like to do more
stupid things.
410
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,634
Well, you're with
the right guy.
411
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,434
Oh, it's 10:00.
412
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,567
I think
we can get out of here.
413
00:19:39,601 --> 00:19:43,534
Wait, it's 10:00.
You know what that means?
414
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:46,000
What?
It's our anniversary.
415
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:49,667
Two weeks ago, at this exact
moment, you looked at me and said,
416
00:19:49,701 --> 00:19:51,567
"what do you think
you're doing?"
417
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,868
Do you have an answer yet?
418
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,167
Best two weeks
of my life.
419
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,234
Oh, Charlie...
420
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:01,534
I know.
421
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,901
Hey, since you guys
are a new couple,
422
00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:10,033
I thought I'd get you
a little gift.
423
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:14,901
See you tomorrow, Stuart.
424
00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:20,767
[SIGHS]
Get some sleep, Carter.
425
00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:22,767
Good night.
426
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:25,133
* hip hip
good night, guys.
427
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,334
Good night, Sam.
428
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:30,834
* hip hip
429
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:33,000
* hip hip
430
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:37,167
* when you're on a holiday
431
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,334
* you can't find
the words to say *
432
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:45,501
* all the things
that come to you *
433
00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:49,834
* and I wanna feel it, too
434
00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:54,033
* on an island
in the sun *
435
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:58,033
* we'll be playin'
and havin' fun *
436
00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:00,934
* and it makes me feel
so fine *
437
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,367
sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
438
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,334
[BARKING]
439
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:32,567
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