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Thanks for making
me breakfast.
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There is nothing better
than a man who can cook.
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Actually, my personal
chef made it.
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Except a man who can
afford a personal chef.
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- Mmm.
- I'll see you later.
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She's something else,
isn't she?
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Don't waste your time. I've been trying
to get her into bed for a year now.
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Charlie Crawford,
deputy mayor.
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Tom Callahan,
Caitlin's boyfriend.
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Oh, that whole
"get her into bed" thing
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was just
political speak
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for trying to win
support on an issue.
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Hey, Carter, after the
morning meeting,
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I'm gonna get
you into bed.
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Buy me lunch.
We'll talk about it.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Sure.
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Are you kidding me? That old
guy is Caitlin's boyfriend?
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Yes, and I really like him, and I don't have
time to listen to cracks about his age.
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I understand.
You want to take advantage
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of the few good years
you have left together.
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Don't listen
to Carter.
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We just want tom to like
you as much as he liked ike.
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I'll have you know
that tom runs marathons
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and he takes me to hip
restaurants like cafe LA mans.
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Why, do they have
an early bird special?
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Paul, that's not funny.
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Who's joking? Do they have
an early bird special?
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What's going on?
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Caitlin's dating
an old fogy.
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Oh, break out
the geritol.
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Polish up
the Walker!
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How old is
the geezer?
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He's 55.
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Well, I'm 56.
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[SIGHS]
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Heads up. The mayor's
in a weird mood.
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It's the anniversary
of his mother's death.
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She made him miserable
while she was alive,
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and she's
still doing it.
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Do you guys believe
in an afterlife
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where people are reunited
with their loved ones?
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I think we rot away in a wooden
box and get eaten by worms.
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I hope you're right.
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Sir, I know that you had
issues with your mother,
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but try to think
of the good times.
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I'll give it a shot.
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Now what?
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Hey, hey, hey. How was
shopping with tom's daughter?
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Horrible. No matter how hard I
try, she won't give me a chance.
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What reason could she
possibly have to hate me?
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Well, she's still reeling
from her parents' divorce
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and here you come swooping
into her mother's bedroom
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like a love-thirsty
vulture.
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Or she's on drugs.
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I have to meet
with her for lunch.
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Hey, could you
come with us?
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It's really important to tom that we get along.
And it might help me relax.
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I have lunch plans.
Why don't you ask Charlie?
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Are you kidding?
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He hits on waitresses, he makes
rude noises when he eats,
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and he's a terrible
conversationalist.
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Oh, hey, buddy!
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Hey, guys,
I figured out
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the perfect way
to cheer up the mayor.
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Paul and I have been hatching
something all morning.
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I discovered the mayor's
mother was an organ donor,
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and her heart was transplanted
into a younger woman.
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After exhaustive research, I
tracked her down, invited her in,
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and she's with
the mayor right now.
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What do you guys
have planned?
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Same.
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His mother's last act was
one of supreme generosity.
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The mayor will finally see
her in a different light.
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Here they come.
Don't say anything.
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She wants to tell him
about the heart at lunch.
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You have got to finish
that yachting story.
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No, I'm not gonna
say another word
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until you tell me
something about yourself.
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- Well, I live in the city.
- That's terrific.
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So the wind was blowing
like stink, and the jib...
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Hey, you two.
How are things going?
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Fantastic.
You know, I feel like
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I've known Christine
my whole life.
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Randall,
we're late for lunch.
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It's cold out. You
should get your scarf.
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I hate that scarf.
It itches.
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Would you rather have an itchy
neck or a terrible cold?
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Itchy neck.
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This soup
sure is good.
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It's got tomatoes...
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In a liquid form.
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So, Tracy...
Can I call you trace?
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Sure.
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If I can call you "cheap floozy
who's seducing my dad."
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I'll stick with Tracy.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
Sometimes...
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I like to eat my soup
with a sugar spoon...
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And pretend
I'm a giant.
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Arrgghh!
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- [THUD]
- Ow.
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You know, Caitlin
has lots of interests.
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She loves bike riding
and going to the theater.
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Ugh, the theater
is so pretentious.
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Don't you think so,
Charlie?
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Well, yeah,
I think that,
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but Caitlin says
it's very enriching.
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That's what old people
say about things that suck.
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I agree.
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I'll take a
movie any day.
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Especially classics from the
'70s like apocalypse now.
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Yeah, or taxi driver.
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And xanadu.
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Raargh!
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Aargh!
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I'm uncomfortable with this organ-transplant thing.
I mean, think about it.
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In 40 years some guy could be
walking the street with my brain.
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Ten to one
he's lost.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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- Did the mayor get back from lunch yet?
- Not yet.
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He and Christine must
really be bonding.
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Once again my
instincts are dead-on.
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I think she may be able
to give the mayor
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something his
mother never could.
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That was amazing.
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By the way, what was
that important thing
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that you wanted
to tell me?
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It can wait.
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Good! I caught you before
you left for the day.
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I brought you these
from my greenhouse.
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You picked me flowers?
That is so romantic.
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Actually, I had
my gardener do it.
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You just keep
getting better.
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Let me put
these in water.
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Hey, tom!
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I'm Paul lassiter.
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I think we ought to talk about
your intentions with Caitlin.
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She's always been like
a little sister to me.
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I'm very protective.
If you cut her, I bleed.
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Let's talk at a Knicks game.
I have courtside seats.
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I love the Knicks.
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- So, how long have you known Caitlin?
- Who?
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Hey, Caitlin, I want you to come
by the house for dinner tonight.
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Tracy will be there.
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We need to
talk about that.
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I tried, but she
just doesn't like me.
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I appreciate
the effort.
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Ever since
the divorce,
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Tracy's been moody
and staying out late.
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Not to mention hanging out with
the worst guys... older guys,
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womanizers who try to seduce
her with their lame moves.
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- Oh! - What are you looking at?
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Tom...
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- ...take me now.
- What?
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I've never been more
turned on in my entire life.
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Oh, on second thought,
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let's get coffee.
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How did you get
to be so cute?
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Well, face creams...
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...hair gels.
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I even have these little
strips I put on my teeth.
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Shhh!
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I didn't really
want to know.
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Ooh! I got to go.
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- Call me.
- I will.
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Call me, call me, call me.
Don't forget.
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I won't forget.
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Bye.
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Oh, God!
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- What the hell are you doing?
- It's not what you think.
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It looks like you're trying to score
with tom's 23-year-old daughter.
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Oh, then it's exactly
what you think.
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You're old enough
to be her father.
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Our age difference is
smaller than yours and tom's.
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But in my relationship
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it's a younger woman
dating an older man.
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- It's the same in mine.
- But in my relationship
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the older man's not
about to get his ass kicked.
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What are you gonna do,
give me a little girly slap?
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Ow!
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What, are you
on the juice?
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Charlie, I am dating
her father.
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If you hurt this girl,
he'll blame me.
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And if by some ridiculous
chance it works out,
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I'll be your
mother-in-law.
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Wow. My kids will have
a grandma Caitlin.
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- That's not funny.
- It's pretty funny.
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I'm not gonna hurt her.
You have nothing to worry about.
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No offense, but you're
a woman's worst nightmare.
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Thanks. The "no offense"
really softened that.
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Charlie,
I really like this guy.
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Please don't screw
it up for me.
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Fine.
I won't see her.
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Sorry.
I was just...
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00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:05,267
...pressing my
ear against the door
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so I could hear your
private conversation.
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You've just thrown in the towel
on the whole excuse thing.
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Why are you letting
Caitlin tell you
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you can't make things
work with Tracy?
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Well, my track record with
women isn't exactly stellar.
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Don't give up just because someone
tells you you're not good enough.
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When I was growing up, I was in
love with this girl, Valerie.
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She was beautiful
and funny.
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But everyone told me that
I didn't have a chance,
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that I was crazy,
so I gave up.
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And I have regretted
it ever since.
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- What happened to her?
- She married Eddie van halen.
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My point is,
if you like Tracy,
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that's what matters.
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You're right.
You are right.
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Who's Caitlin to tell
me who I can date?
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I... there was an ant
crawling up your door,
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and I was trying to
crush it with my ear.
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You see?
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This is what
I'm looking for.
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That was the most
amazing afternoon.
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The pleasure
was all mine.
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By the way, I'm really
sorry about that.
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You don't have to apologize.
You were great.
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What about you bringing me
chicken soup when we were done.
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Besides your mother,
who does that?
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I can't think
of anyone.
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See you later.
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Oh, there's my guy.
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I can't thank you enough
for introducing me to Christine.
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- Ooh! That's just what I needed.
- I'm so glad.
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You know, in your
wildest dreams,
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would you have
ever thought
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that the old Winston organ
would end up inside her?
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I did buy her
a nice lunch.
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Besides, the sexual
attraction was undeniable.
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Wait!
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You slept with her?
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Guilty as charged.
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00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:20,667
You know, I don't know what it
is about that woman,
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but she makes me want
to be a naughty boy.
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I am so happy
I work here!
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- Sir, I think we need to talk.
- What?
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Now, this isn't
a big deal,
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and I don't want
you to overreact.
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[MAYOR] Oh, my God!
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Caitlin,
thank you for coming.
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This is
my friend, Steven.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Hey.
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Steven is a
family therapist.
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I thought it might
be a good idea
246
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,133
if you, Tracy and I
spent some time with him.
247
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,767
Wow. Tom, I don't know.
248
00:12:56,801 --> 00:12:58,968
If you're uncomfortable
being with a therapist,
249
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,667
- I completely understand.
- Why would I be uncomfortable?
250
00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:03,534
I'm in perfect
mental health.
251
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:05,467
I mean, we all
have our quirks.
252
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:09,200
When I'm nervous I compulsively clean
my hands, but that's normal, right?
253
00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:10,834
Are you a middle child?
254
00:13:10,868 --> 00:13:13,033
Maybe.
255
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,734
Dad, what are
they doing here?
256
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:23,467
It's clear that you have
issues with Caitlin and me,
257
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:25,968
and I thought that we
should talk about it.
258
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,067
Forget it, okay?
I've got a date.
259
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,667
So instead of working
on our relationship,
260
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:31,801
you'd rather run around
town with some jerk.
261
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:34,167
Why do you have a problem
with every guy I date?
262
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,133
Because you always find the
one guy you know I'll hate.
263
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:40,701
- That is not true!
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
264
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,634
Hi, tom.
265
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:49,200
Is your
daughter around?
266
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,200
You really should go.
267
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:58,734
You can't tell me who I can date.
I belong here as much as you do.
268
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:02,200
For what it's worth, I think it
would be a good idea if he stayed.
269
00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:04,567
I like this guy.
Hi, Charlie Crawford.
270
00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:07,100
Hi, I'm Steven.
I'm a family therapist.
271
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:10,100
I'm here to help you all
work through your problems.
272
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,868
Oh, we don't have
any problems.
273
00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:15,334
Sure, I'm dating the
daughter of a man
274
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:17,067
who's dating
my best friend,
275
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,734
and, sure, he hates me,
and she hates her,
276
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:23,200
she hates him
for being with her.
277
00:14:23,234 --> 00:14:25,901
Should I lie down?
278
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:33,033
Sir, I'll admit, this is
a little unusual,
279
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:37,400
but it's not like it's
your mother's mind or soul
280
00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:39,734
we're talking about.
281
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,567
It's just a body part.
282
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,200
When you think about it,
there's nothing wrong.
283
00:14:43,234 --> 00:14:46,367
Maybe you're right.
284
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,434
She's just an ordinary woman
who's very nurturing,
285
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:52,601
who has my mother's heart,
who I'm having sex with.
286
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,701
I'm going to hell.
287
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,100
And mother will
be waiting.
288
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,534
In my whole life the
one thing I counted on
289
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,734
was my mom and dad
being together.
290
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:09,100
Now I just feel
like my whole world
291
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:11,334
is collapsing
around me.
292
00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:14,734
I can't believe
you came here.
293
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,167
How do you
think I feel?
294
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,467
Charlie, do you have
something to add?
295
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:22,133
Actually,
I wasn't listening.
296
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:26,601
Tracy, would you like to repeat
that gut-wrenching revelation?
297
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,200
[SOBBING] I don't
think I can.
298
00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:30,167
I'll catch
the next one.
299
00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:34,267
Honey, I'm sorry that this
divorce has been so hard on you,
300
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,667
but it's not fair
for you to punish me
301
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:39,267
by dating the absolute
dregs of the earth.
302
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,601
That's you.
303
00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:44,934
How do you think I feel when you parade
around with the bimbo of the week?
304
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:47,033
That's you.
305
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:50,934
Caitlin is a wonderful woman,
and she means a lot to me.
306
00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:53,033
Well, Charlie means
a lot to me.
307
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,200
He's a real man
308
00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:59,300
who's not intimidated by you
or your gun collection.
309
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:05,501
Guns? You mean like the
antique ones that don't work?
310
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,234
They work.
311
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,834
Charlie's fun,
and he's sexy,
312
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:15,467
- and he's...
- Religious... Deeply religious.
313
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:19,801
- He's passionate...
- About celibacy.
314
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:23,200
Steven, you see what she's doing?
She obviously has issues with me.
315
00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:26,634
But instead of expressing them like
an adult, she tries to hurt me.
316
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,701
I know what that
feels like.
317
00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:30,634
I don't have any
issues with you.
318
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,734
You're obviously here because
you're jealous of my relationship.
319
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:35,701
Why do you think
I'd be jealous?
320
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:38,334
Charlie, you've made
over 300 passes at me.
321
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:42,334
So? I make passes at
almost every woman I meet.
322
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:45,267
But you're special.
323
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,767
Hold it. We're never going to get
anywhere unless we listen to each other.
324
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:51,801
Charlie, why don't
you go first
325
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,400
and share what's
on your mind?
326
00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:56,067
The only things that are on
his mind are sports and sex.
327
00:16:56,100 --> 00:17:00,367
No one is that shallow.
It's just not possible.
328
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,934
Are you sure
it's not possible?
329
00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:15,434
Hey.
330
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,067
I can't stop thinking about
our afternoon of passion.
331
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,300
Me neither.
332
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,133
Did you ever imagine
333
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:28,100
that something like
that could happen?
334
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:32,367
Well, I did have one
weird dream when I was 15.
335
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,601
- What's wrong?
- Nothing really.
336
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,567
Oh!
337
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,534
Well, Carter
just mentioned
338
00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:44,667
that my mother is
alive inside your body.
339
00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:46,701
I'm sorry I didn't
mention it before.
340
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,501
We were just
having so much fun.
341
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,634
And it seemed like
such a serious topic.
342
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,801
But isn't
it wonderful?
343
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,834
Your mother
saved my life.
344
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,934
And now, thanks to her,
I met a great man.
345
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:03,534
You know, if you're
free tonight,
346
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:07,100
I wouldn't mind
a little sleepover.
347
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,601
Shh! Not in front
of mother.
348
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:13,567
Randall,
calm down.
349
00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:15,601
I'm sorry, Christine,
I really like you,
350
00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:17,567
but this is just...
It's too strange.
351
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:20,100
No, it's not strange,
it's fate.
352
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,968
I mean,
what were the chances
353
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,334
that I would find a matching
heart from a 75-year-old woman?
354
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:28,667
The doctors couldn't believe
what good condition it was in.
355
00:18:28,701 --> 00:18:32,267
She preserved it
through lack of use.
356
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,968
It's a rare,
magical thing
357
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,501
when people connect
like we have.
358
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,234
Shouldn't we
give it a chance?
359
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:42,200
Maybe you're right.
360
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,400
You know, my mother has
dictated my whole life.
361
00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:49,834
She chose my schools, my career,
which women I should see.
362
00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:51,000
I am 56 years old.
363
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:53,534
It's time I stop
letting her control me.
364
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,634
You're a
wonderful woman.
365
00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,501
And there's no reason that
we shouldn't be together.
366
00:19:00,534 --> 00:19:02,667
Oh, Randall.
367
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:06,033
Nope.
Not gonna happen.
368
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,634
I could never
live up to my father.
369
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,634
He was such
a great leader...
370
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,734
...strong,
powerful.
371
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:21,267
And when he died, I couldn't
face it, so I ran away.
372
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,934
I grew up
without a family.
373
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:24,534
But I made
some friends,
374
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:27,400
and I had lots of
adventures along the way.
375
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,868
Charlie, that's an
amazing story.
376
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,834
It should be.
377
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:34,701
It's the lion king.
378
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:40,901
This is ridiculous. You're making
a joke out of the whole thing.
379
00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:42,667
I'm trying
to open up.
380
00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:45,200
You are incapable
of being honest.
381
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:47,033
I'm incapable
of being honest?
382
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:49,934
You're always telling me when
it comes to women I can change.
383
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:51,400
That my life
doesn't have to be
384
00:19:51,434 --> 00:19:54,000
an endless string of drunken
nights and anonymous sex.
385
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:57,834
Whatever happened
to bill?
386
00:19:57,868 --> 00:20:01,467
You say that you believe in me. But the
minute I met Tracy, the truth came out.
387
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,534
You think I'm a
woman's worst nightmare.
388
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:06,868
And how did it make you feel
to be berated like that?
389
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,300
Hurt...
390
00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:09,801
...betrayed.
391
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,067
A little turned on.
392
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:15,000
That's a whole
other issue.
393
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,501
You're right. I should
have given you more credit.
394
00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:19,567
I'm just nervous
about me and tom.
395
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:23,801
And the truth is I'm very insecure
when it comes to relationships.
396
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,901
Why? You're such
an amazing woman.
397
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,200
I don't meet people
as easily as you do,
398
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:30,300
and when I do,
maybe I try too hard.
399
00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:34,000
If I overreacted,
I'm sorry.
400
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,701
I'm sorry if I made things
awkward for you tonight.
401
00:20:40,534 --> 00:20:42,634
Am I still
paying for this?
402
00:20:44,601 --> 00:20:47,100
Wow, this is really great.
While I have you here,
403
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:49,467
maybe you can help me work
through my fear of heights.
404
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:52,300
- [PAGER BEEPS]
- I'm sorry. I've got to cut this short.
405
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,834
I just got an emergency page
from the mayor's office.
406
00:20:55,868 --> 00:21:00,601
- Is his problem bigger than my heights thing?
- Oh, yeah.
407
00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:07,434
Heisman trophy.
408
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,634
A naked woman.
409
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:14,100
A catcher's mitt.
410
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:16,200
Two naked women.
411
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,634
Can we please
just go to dinner?
412
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:21,100
Wait! This is
remarkable.
413
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:24,634
- A palm tree.
- Really?
414
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:28,000
It's a naked woman.
415
00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:30,767
[MAN] Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
416
00:21:30,801 --> 00:21:32,000
[Barking]
417
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:34,501
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