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Ok, Caitlin and I are off
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to the campaign finance
symposium in San Francisco.
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Mike, when you're there,
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will you pick me up
an "I love New York" t-shirt?
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You can get one of those
at any corner in the city.
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If you don't want
to get me one, just say so.
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Cheapskate.
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Where's Carter?
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He didn't have any luck
getting the city to revoke
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that chemical company's
waste-disposal license,
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so he's staging
a hunger strike.
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When did Carter get passionate
enough about toxic waste
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to go on a hunger strike?
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When he tried on
his bathing suit
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for his trip to Barbados.
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So, Mike, you and Caitlin
are going away for the weekend?
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Don't you think that's gonna be
a little awkward?
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Why? Just 'cause I tried to run
over her fiancé with a bus?
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Uh, yeah.
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Caitlin has made it
abundantly clear to me
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that she's very interested.
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She just has a few issues
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with my morality,
my ethics, my integrity.
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Girl stuff.
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[BREATHLESSLY]
Mike, I'm ready.
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For what, armageddon?
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Caitlin, will you bring me back
an "I love New York" t-shirt?
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- Sure, James.
- Thank you.
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We're gonna miss our flight.
Let's go.
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Unh-unh, here.
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I am nothing
if not a gentleman.
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Nyah!
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They have wheels, Mike.
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I'm sure they do.
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Huhh!
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Oooooh.
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You want to have them
just bring the car around?
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Okay, this speech
is very, very important.
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I have to show
the computer industry
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how much I value
and respect them.
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In short, I have to kiss
some serious geek ass.
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All right, now,
let's get started.
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I wanted to open with, uh...
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ah, darn light bulb.
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Janelle!
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Light bulb went out!
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Oh, I'll call maintenance.
I think Tony's on today.
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Tony?
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No, no, no.
Never mind.
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He always makes me feel
like such a wimp.
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You should've seen
the look he gave me
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the last time he came up
to reload my stapler.
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We don't need maintenance.
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We are three strong,
smart, able-bodied men.
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We will change
our own light bulb.
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Guys, that's a 20-foot ceiling
with a recess bulb.
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Are you saying
we can't do it?
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I'm saying you're important
public servants on a deadline,
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and there are better ways
for you to spend your time.
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That sounds like
a challenge.
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Oh, God.
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We will not allow
pelico industries
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to pollute our environment!
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We must force them
to meet with us
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and negotiate!
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Dude, that thing's
a little loud.
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Sorry.
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I know you're cold!
I know you're hungry!
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Still pretty loud, man.
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But let's remember
why we're here!
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You could probably
just talk.
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But I like the bullhorn.
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Stuart...
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What are you doing?
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You can't show up
at a hunger strike with food!
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It's an insult to all these
people who sacrificed their...
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is that jelly?
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Custard.
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Ooh.
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They need you at city hall
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for the neighborhood-watch
meeting.
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I can't right now.
I'm leading a protest.
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I'll cover for you.
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Yo lead a protest?
Don't make me laugh.
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Ha ha...
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ha ha ha ha ha!
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All right, people, let's go.
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Time for another chant.
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We... Will...
Not be ignored anymore.
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Come on!
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We... Will...
Not be ignored anymore.
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ALL: [UNENTHUSED] We... Will...
Not be ignored anymore.
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We... Will...
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whoa, whoa, whoa.
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People,
chant with your hearts.
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It doesn't really flow.
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Can we lose "anymore"?
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Uh, no.
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"Anymore" indicates
repetitive behavior.
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How about "won't"
instead of "will not"?
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Contractions are a crutch,
my friend.
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You suck at this.
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You gotta make it catchy.
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Let's go, mets!
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ALL: Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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- Let's go, mets!
- Bing!
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- Let's go, mets!
- Yeah!
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- Let's go, mets!
- Zing!
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- Let's go, mets!
- Whee!
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[PAPER RIPPING]
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Are you nervous?
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No, I'm just making
confetti.
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You know,
in case we make it.
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Are you afraid of flying?
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No, Mike,
I'm not afraid of flying.
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I'm afraid
of crashing and dying.
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That's funny, 'cause...
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I was just thinking about that
this morning.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I was thinking that
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if this plane crashes on the way
to San Francisco...
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Do we get Miles
for the full trip?
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Funny, Mike.
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Just a little
plane-crash humor.
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You know, lighten the mood.
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So, you and me, San Francisco.
A romantic getaway.
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What'd you tell Trevor?
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It's not a romantic getaway.
It's a business trip.
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That's all.
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Did you say it like that?
'Cause I bought it.
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When are you gonna accept
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that Trevor and I
are getting married?
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Oh, I don't know, Caitlin.
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Maybe when
you stop making out with me.
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I'm sorry about that.
That was my fault.
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It was a moment of weakness.
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What are you saying?
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Are you saying
that there's no attraction?
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Of course there is,
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but I'm getting married.
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What do you want to do,
lock ourselves in a hotel room,
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have sex for three days
just for the hell of it?
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Okay, that was
a trick question.
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Look, that's not
what this is about.
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I want to be with you.
You want to be with me.
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I don't.
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How can you say that?
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What about the hospital?
What about the kissing?
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We were all over each other.
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I was confused.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Oh. Um, can I get
a champagne?
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Uh... uh, maybe
a bloody Mary.
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You know what?
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Maybe just plain water.
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Watch out.
She's confused.
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Pucker up.
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Hey, baby.
What's your sign?
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It says, "less dumping,
more planting."
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That's pretty good,
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but I think
it should rhyme.
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How about "less dumping,
more humping"?
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, you're just cranky
'cause you're hungry.
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I got doughnuts!
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Stuart, you are undermining
the spirit of this rally.
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Don't you understand that pelico
industries is responsible
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for the extinction
of four species of woodpecker?
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Ha ha ha. Woodpecker.
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Stuart.
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I'm sorry.
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I just hope all this toxic waste
doesn't hurt the titmouse.
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Make way.
Make way.
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Clear the way.
Cars comin' through.
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I said, "make way."
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Hey, don't push me.
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I said, "clear the way,"
hippie.
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Hold this.
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Don't push me.
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Oh, you're
a tough guy now, huh?
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I'm a civil servant!
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[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Paul, you and I
hold the ladder.
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James, you climb up
and change the bulb.
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Excellent.
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All right.
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Could somebody
hand me the bulb?
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I got it.
I got it.
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Waaah!
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[CRASHING]
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Ooh, that's fascinating.
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That is riveting.
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Fascinating, riveting stuff.
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Okay, Mike, what?
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Oh. Well...
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well, if you must know,
little miss curious,
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it's a couples'
compatibility test.
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Mike, we're not a couple.
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Question one...
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"do you find your partner"...
that would be me...
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"a... not attractive,
b... average,
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or c... very attractive"?
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Right.
Better pencil in "d"...
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"give me a bib.
I'm drooling."
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Mike, give it a rest.
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We're not compatible.
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We will never be compatible.
We are not meant to be.
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Caitlin, I think
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that's for the in-flight
magazine to decide.
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Fine.
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If you're not willing
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to put the time into this
relationship that it needs,
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maybe we should
just see other people.
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Mike...
I'm marrying other people.
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The fight against industrilgiant pelico industries
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was taken to a new level today.
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What had beena lackluster hunger strie
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was suddenly transformed
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into an explosive displayof civil disobedience
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under the leadershipof this man...
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Here it comes, baby.
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...Stuart bondek.
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What?!
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Get out of town!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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ALL: Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Let's go, mets!
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Bondek stepped into save the cause
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after former leader,Carter Heywood,
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couldn't sustaina hunger strike
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he insistedhis supporters take part I.
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I'm hypoglycemic!
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I can't believe pelico
wants to meet with you.
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I've done my share
of activism.
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When they were gonna shut down
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any strip joint
within 10 blocks of a school,
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who was out there
trying to close the schools?
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You're a regular
Malcolm X... Xx.
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There's a Rebecca Anthony from
village voi on the phone.
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I'll call her back. You're gonna be
interviewed by the village voice?
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I guess. Why are you
getting so worked up?
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I've been working for that
all my life.
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Imagine how you'd feel
if I were interviewed by juggs.
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That does it.
I'm calling pelico industries.
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To say what?
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To say Stuart is a lying,
attention-grabbing fraud,
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and that
I'm the real activist!
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You could derail
the whole negotiation.
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I don't care. They should be
negotiating with me.
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Carter,
what's more important...
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00:11:23,915 --> 00:11:26,150
the cause
or personal recognition?
261
00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:28,819
The cause.
262
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,088
And what
would you rather do...
263
00:11:31,122 --> 00:11:32,923
get thanks or help people?
264
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:36,060
Help people!
265
00:11:36,094 --> 00:11:38,128
Well, with James out,
266
00:11:38,163 --> 00:11:40,898
looks like we obviously don't
have enough guys to do this.
267
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,165
Let me call maintenance.
268
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,000
Oh, no.
269
00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:45,235
Now it's personal.
270
00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:48,606
You know how Tony
changes bulbs?
271
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,241
He's got
this long, metal pole
272
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:52,477
with this rubber hand thing
at the end.
273
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:55,112
Sounds like something
Stuart might have.
274
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:58,216
I've got something like that
right here.
275
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,120
It's a golf-ball grabber.
276
00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:10,460
No.
277
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:13,431
No, I can't get it.
The fingers are too big.
278
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,065
Take the rubber thingies off.
279
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,066
Perfect.
280
00:12:16,101 --> 00:12:17,468
Oh, there you go.
281
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:20,938
You see, it's much skinnier
with just the metal.
282
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,274
Oh, yeah.
283
00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:27,177
Oh, yeah.
It fits like a plug in a socket.
284
00:12:27,211 --> 00:12:28,913
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
285
00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:31,048
Aahh! Get me out!
Get me out!
286
00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:45,396
If you want a shoulder
to cry on, I'm right here.
287
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,631
I know how you are
with sad movies.
288
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:51,068
Mike, it's "die hard 3."
289
00:12:51,102 --> 00:12:54,772
I mean,
sad if you're pro-terrorist.
290
00:12:54,806 --> 00:12:56,640
Mike, your little ploys
aren't gonna work,
291
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:57,775
so would you please stop?
292
00:12:57,809 --> 00:12:59,076
You know, I...
293
00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:02,412
I don't know
what you're talking about.
294
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:03,781
Mike, 10 minutes ago,
295
00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:06,717
you asked me to check
if your tongue tasted funny.
296
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:09,119
Like you weren't
leading me on
297
00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:12,255
with that whole
"what time is it" thing.
298
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,992
Let me be absolutely clear.
299
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:19,296
You and I will never
get physical again.
300
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,898
[BELL DINGS]
301
00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:26,370
All right.
Now I'm getting mixed signals.
302
00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,972
Please, Mike,
I hate turbulence.
303
00:13:29,007 --> 00:13:31,108
I'm really scared right now.
304
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,310
Okay, okay, okay.
What can I do?
305
00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:35,846
Just, um,
just keep talking.
306
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,047
All right. Okay.
307
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:39,350
Listen, out...
out of millions of flights,
308
00:13:39,384 --> 00:13:42,686
not one plane has ever crashed
because of turbulence.
309
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:43,520
Really?
310
00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:44,722
No, no, no.
311
00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:46,891
Because turbulence
is caused by warm air,
312
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:48,826
which actually
lifts the plane up.
313
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,495
So, you know, if you want
to worry about something,
314
00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:53,464
worry about floating up
into space.
315
00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:55,432
You're making this all up,
aren't you?
316
00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:56,400
No, no.
317
00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:57,868
Check the facts.
318
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,670
Apollo 11 started out
319
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,573
as a delta flight
out of Chicago.
320
00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:05,743
Thank you, Mike.
You're very sweet.
321
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,257
You're right.
322
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:23,193
It doe taste funny.
323
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:31,068
STUART: Carter, look...
it's a rabbit.
324
00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:37,408
Here comes another rabbit.
325
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:40,010
Stuart! This negotiation
is very important.
326
00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:42,045
Here's what I want you
to say...
327
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,815
Carter, I am so sick
of your superior attitude!
328
00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:46,450
I told you, I'll handle it!
329
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,352
Good afternoon.
330
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:49,553
Afternoon.
331
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,289
What's the doughnut guy
doing here?
332
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,825
I'm hypoglycemic!
333
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,795
All right, Mr. bondek,
we're all reasonable men here.
334
00:14:57,829 --> 00:14:59,496
And with the merger coming up,
335
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,765
we can't afford
any more bad publicity.
336
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,769
So we're prepared
to cut our waste output by 25%.
337
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,970
25%?
338
00:15:06,004 --> 00:15:09,239
25% is reasonable?
339
00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:13,577
So you're basically
signing a death warrant
340
00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:15,579
for 75%
of the chubby Chucks?
341
00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:17,280
Woodpeckers.
342
00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:19,750
Whatever.
343
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:24,888
How about... I take 25%
of your briefcase?!
344
00:15:24,922 --> 00:15:27,724
Or 25% of your muffin?!
345
00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:34,197
Or how about
I take 25% of your tie?!
346
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:37,701
How am I doing?
347
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,036
I like the tie thing.
348
00:15:40,071 --> 00:15:42,105
It just came to me.
349
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:44,541
- Mr. bondek...
- That's Mr. bondek to you.
350
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,577
Okay, Mr. bondek.
351
00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:48,546
How about 40%?
352
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,314
- 50%.
- Okay, 50%.
353
00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:51,815
You took too long. 60%!
354
00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:54,251
Fine. 60%.
355
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,119
70%. 80%.
356
00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:57,454
Deal!
357
00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,556
Let's go, Carter.
358
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:00,624
Boy.
359
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:03,227
And we'll take these, too.
360
00:16:07,798 --> 00:16:10,034
Mmm.
361
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:13,070
[BELL DINGS]
362
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:16,239
[SIGHS]
Thank God that's over.
363
00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:17,908
I'll admit that kissing you
364
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,945
isn't the best way to tell you
I'm not interested,
365
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,113
but the fact remains...
I'm engaged.
366
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,983
Yeah, well,
you're not very good at it.
367
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:28,285
[SIGHS]
368
00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:32,088
I... I was scared.
I lost my head.
369
00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:33,089
I get it.
370
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:34,324
So whenever you're scared,
371
00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:36,826
you just make out
with the guy nearest to you.
372
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:39,263
You're gonna make some mugger
very happy.
373
00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:41,598
I don't expect you
to understand.
374
00:16:41,632 --> 00:16:43,100
I'm not even sure I do.
375
00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:45,835
Maybe it was the turbulence.
I don't know.
376
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,371
I can't talk about this
right now.
377
00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:53,344
Hey...
378
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,579
Here's a finski.
379
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:58,949
Go find me some choppy air.
380
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,218
Hey.
381
00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:02,653
Hey.
382
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:06,156
Why are you so depressed?
You won.
383
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,492
No, you won.
384
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,894
What difference
does that make?
385
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,029
The important thing is
we saved a hummer bird.
386
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:13,230
Woodpecker!
387
00:17:13,264 --> 00:17:14,964
You don't even care,
388
00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:18,436
and you're still better at this
than me.
389
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,670
No, I'm not.
390
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,673
You said it yourself.
I got lucky.
391
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:26,110
Come on! Carter!
392
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:31,181
Who forced the cafeteria
to serve dolphin-safe tuna?
393
00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:32,283
I did.
394
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,917
That's right.
395
00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:36,286
And who made landlords
remove lead paint
396
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,655
from low-income housing
all over the city?
397
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,190
I did. [SIGHS]
398
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,492
That's right.
399
00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:44,027
And who was that blond guy
in my bathrobe this morning?
400
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:47,131
Jeff.
401
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,600
So who's
the real activist here?
402
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,802
Come on.
403
00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:53,970
It's not me.
404
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,241
It's not Jeff.
405
00:17:58,276 --> 00:17:59,776
So...
406
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,745
Who is the activist?
407
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:03,780
Who is the activist?
408
00:18:03,814 --> 00:18:06,050
Who is the activist?
409
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,286
I am.
410
00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:13,590
Come on, you can't hide in there
the whole flight.
411
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,591
Open up.
412
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,692
Sir...
413
00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:17,728
There's another bathroom
at the back.
414
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,330
Oh, yeah.
I'd never make it.
415
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,831
Hey, you're the one
who gave me the whole can.
416
00:18:24,969 --> 00:18:26,169
What is it?
417
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,272
I need to talk to you.
418
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:34,177
Mike, as romantic a setting
as this is,
419
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:36,146
I told you,
I'm not interested.
420
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,781
This isn't about sex.
421
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,250
Good. How do people
even do that in here?
422
00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:41,918
It's easy.
423
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:43,821
You put one hand on the sink,
one hand on the wall,
424
00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:45,088
foot up on the toilet.
425
00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:46,289
I mean, probably.
426
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:48,359
Look, you're making
a huge mistake.
427
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,893
Mike...
428
00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:51,862
there's obviously chemistry
between us.
429
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:54,297
You can't just ignore that
and marry someone else.
430
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:55,833
I have given this
a lot of thought.
431
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:57,067
We're attracted to each other,
432
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,903
but that doesn't mean
we're compatible.
433
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,537
How can you say that?
434
00:19:00,571 --> 00:19:03,941
We work well together.
We can laugh together.
435
00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:06,776
We finish
each other's sentences.
436
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,345
No, we...
don't.
437
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:10,280
Ha!
438
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,982
Mike, that's not really
the...
439
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:12,950
point.
440
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,617
See? That's two.
441
00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:16,220
You're really starting to...
442
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,388
turn you on?
443
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:18,822
No?
444
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,691
Damn.
445
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,492
Mike, we are not right
for each other.
446
00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:24,428
Work will always come first.
447
00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:26,996
I'm not interested in competing
with the mayor of New York
448
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:28,165
for your attention.
449
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:30,400
You won't have to.
I-I'll change.
450
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:33,237
We both know
that's not true.
451
00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:35,339
All right. Okay.
452
00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:38,208
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
453
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:42,513
Look me in the eye
and tell me,
454
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:43,747
in your heart,
455
00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:47,117
this is really the way
you want it to be.
456
00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:50,620
It is.
457
00:19:50,654 --> 00:19:51,989
Okay, fine.
458
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:55,759
I mean, if that's really
the way you feel,
459
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:57,761
I'll... I'll back off.
460
00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,062
Thanks, Mike.
461
00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:02,132
You know,
you're a lot more mature
462
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,501
than I give you credit for.
463
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,671
Um, after you.
464
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:53,783
Well, gentlemen,
we got it done.
465
00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:59,656
Well, sometimes you just
have to call in your favors.
466
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:00,891
Thank you, Patrick.
467
00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:02,559
No problem, Mr. mayor.
468
00:21:02,593 --> 00:21:03,761
PAUL: You know...
469
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:06,229
I used to play hoops
in high school.
470
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:08,398
Really?
We should hang out.
471
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,933
You mean it?
472
00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:11,101
Nah.
473
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:20,144
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
- [UBU BARKS]32449
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