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[SLOT MACHINE BEEPS]
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Mike, wanna play?
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No, thank you, sir.
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I'm gonna catch Wayne Newton
in the pressroom.
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Caitlin...
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Why is there
a slot machine there?
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Bally's casino sent it. I told
them the mayor's considering
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bringing gambling
to New York.
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No, he's not.
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Polls show that gambling
is popular with voters.
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Gambling is a menace.
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It poisons communities.
It destroys families.
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It turns normal people
into addicts.
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Where did you hear that?
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My bookie.
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You're overreacting.
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Most people
don't find gambling addictive.
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[CHANGE RATTLES]
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Yes, I'm back in business!
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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[WHISTLING]
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Thanks.
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[GAGGING]
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What the hell
is wrong with this stuff?!
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Nothing. I brewed it myself.
It's hazelnut mint cream.
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Great. Now you've turned
the coffee gay.
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You can't turn coffee gay,
Stuart.
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It's born that way.
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First item... polls show the
mayor's weak on family issues,
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so we got to present him
as more of a family guy.
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Why don't
we get his daughter out here?
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We can only get permission
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from five of her seven
psychiatrists.
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[GROANING]
Ummmmm.
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You okay there, James?
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It's just my tooth. I'll try
to fight through the pain.
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Okay, my plan is this...
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unnhhhh.
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Why don't you
do something about that?
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Last night I tied one end
of a string to my tooth,
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the other to a doorknob
and slammed the door.
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What happened?
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Locked myself
out of my apartment.
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Anyway, to show
the mayor's good with children,
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today,
on his weekly radio program,
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the mayor's going to
become big buddy
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to a young,
underprivileged new yorker.
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Mike,
I got to get this tooth pulled.
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I got this Russian guy
in queens
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who will take it out
for you.
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He's cheap.
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He's a periodontist
and a podiatrist.
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He's a "periodiatrist"?
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Best foot/mouth man
in the business.
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He's good.
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He shares an office
with my ear, nose, and ass guy.
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Everyone,
I'm helping to raise money
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for my niece's school trip.
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For a $5 donation,
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you can guess
the number of jelly beans.
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Whoever comes closest
gets the whole jar.
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2,672 jelly beans.
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Oh, my God.
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Good luck with the trip,
sweetheart.
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Hey, guys, I need you to
put together a detailed report
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on nongambling states who
have opened casinos recently.
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Concentrate
on cost/revenue streams,
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environmental impact,
and socioeconomic fallout...
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And have fun with it.
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Caitlin, that sounds
like senate business.
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We are city employees...
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you know, "city,"
as in "loaf around."
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Well, how would you feel
if I told the mayor you refused?
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Fine.
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I'd tell the mayor myself.
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Tell me what?
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We were just talking
about the casino report.
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We can't wait to do it.
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Yeah, we're superexcited
about it.
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Hi. Are you James hobert?
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Yeah.
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Hi, my name's Muriel.
I'm the new mailgirl.
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Oh. How you doin'?
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Good. How you doin'?
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Good.
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How you doin'?
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Good.
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Didn't I see you on karaoke
night at the bubble lounge?
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You sang "in the air tonight"
by Phil Collins.
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Yeah.
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That song is so well-written.
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Thank you.
Sure.
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She's cute.
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Yeah. I'd love
to go out on a date with her.
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So, why don't you
ask her out?
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That's a good way in.
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Uh, Muriel, would you
sometime like to, uh...
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If I'm around,
you're around,
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maybe we could both,
uh... Go out?
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I don't think so.
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Oh.
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How you doin'?
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Okay, you're on in 3, 2...
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Welcome, citizens.
You're tuned in
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to the "mayor Winston
weekly radio show."
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[DEEP VOICE]
So, turn down the lights,
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turn up the volume,
and get with someone you love...
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[NORMAL VOICE] ...Because
we're gonna talk policy!
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♪ It's the mayor'spolicy hou♪
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♪ 60 minutes of policy ♪
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♪ With the mayor for an hour ♪
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[MUSIC STOP]
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So, deputy mayor Mike,
what's first on the agenda?
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You're so dedicated
to family issues,
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I understand you've volunteered
to become a big buddy.
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So why don't we bring in
your little buddy, Devin, now?
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Hi.
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Hello, young man.
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Will you look
at that big hug?
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So, uh, Devin,
you must have been excited
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when you found out your big
buddy was the mayor of New York.
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I liked my other big buddy
better...
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But the mayor took him away.
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Well, Devin, I assure you,
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the may did not
take your big buddy away.
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My mom said
the mayor stopped rent control,
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so the big buddies couldn't
afford their offices anymore.
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Well, your mama's a liar.
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D-Devin, what your mom
may not understand
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is that
the mayor didn't do that.
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No, Jim Miller, the head of the
planning commission did that.
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My mom said
the mayor appointed him.
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You know,
t-that would be a good point,
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had we not already established
that your mom is a liar.
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How was the doctor?
Did he take out your tooth?
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[GARBLED]
That's not all he did.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God!
James, what happened?
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I went
to Paul's periodiatrist.
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He put me under
to pull my tooth,
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and when I woke up,
I had these.
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[TEARFULLY]
I don't know what went wrong.
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First of all, you went
to Paul's periodiatrist.
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He charged me $50
to put these on.
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You know,
that's pretty good...
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You know,
if you needed braces.
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And that's not
the worst part.
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He wants $2,000
to take these off!
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See, that's where
he gets you.
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Yevgheti
is a heck of a businessman.
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He's a fraud.
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He is not!
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I'm going back and
demanding he take these off!
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He won't be there!
Why not?
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He's painting my apartment!
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[MUSIC PLAY]
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[LASERFIRE]
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We're clear.
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[LASERFIRE CONTINUES]
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Thanks for taking me here,
you guys.
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You're the best big buddy ever.
I love lazer battle.
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My pleasure.
It's good, wholesome fun.
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Hey, go kill something.
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Got ya.
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Sir, we got
a serious issue to discuss.
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I know...
Timmy's birthday party
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is taking control
of our central energy reactor.
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No, it's
the big buddy program.
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Thanks to Devin, it looks like
we're trying to shut it down.
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Cub scouts, 2:00!
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[LASERFIRE]
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Mike, if this
is such a big deal,
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why don't we just give more
money to the big buddy program?
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Can't sell out the budget.
Nothing we can do.
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It's that sort
of negative thinking
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that cost us
our energy reactor.
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Get down!
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We're the last three left.
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What happened to Arnie?
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Cello practice.
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Damn this war!
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Mike, I don't care
how you do it...
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find money
for the big buddy program.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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What about a raffle,
like at school, huh?
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Sir, how about a raffle?
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That was my idea.
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[LASERFIRE]
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Welcome to the bigs, kid.
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James, why don't you just get
a different orthodontist
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to remove them?
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I tried.
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Paul's dentist used
such an elaborate weave,
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no one can take the braces off
without unhinging my jaw.
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Hi, James.
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I really do want to
go out with you tomorrow night.
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I just didn't want
to say anything
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in front of your friends...
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you know, because
they might think I'm a whore.
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Okay, see you tomorrow night.
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Muriel wants to go out with me,
but I can't,
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not looking like this.
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What are you talking about?!
You can't even notice them.
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Hey, Stuart.
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Three words...
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virgin... For... Life.
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Great news, Carter.
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We are not gonna have to do
Caitlin's work anymore.
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I was on the Internet
last night.
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I typed Caitlin's name
into a search engine,
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and downloaded
this interesting bit of video.
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[SINGING OFF-KEY]
♪ all alone I have cried ♪
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♪ Silent tearsfull of pride♪
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Caitlin
was on "star search"?
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♪ In a world made of steel ♪
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♪ Made of stone ♪
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[LAUGHING]
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♪ Well, I hear the music ♪
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CARTER: Caitlin's coming!
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Are you guys finished yet?
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Carter and I have decided
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we're not gonna do
your busywork anymore.
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What makes you think
you can get away with that?
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Just, uh, call it a feeling.
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What a feeling!
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[MUSIC START]
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♪ I can have it all ♪
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♪ Now I'm dancin'for my life♪
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Now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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It's time to...
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[HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK]
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James, James, scoot back
from the Mike a little.
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[LOW-PITCHED FEEDBACK]
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Close your lips.
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[FEEDBACK STOPS]
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Yes, it's time to announce
this week's winner
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of the save
the big buddies raffle.
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It's been a huge success.
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We've sold
over 5,000 tickets.
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And the winner
of the $100 cash prize is...
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Number 43795.
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Okay,
our phone lines are open,
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so if the winner's out there,
call in now.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Mike, I think we have the winner
on line number one.
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And lines two and three.
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And lines four, five, six,
and seven.
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Paul,
what the hell happened?!
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Did you screw up
the tickets?
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No, I bought 5,000 tickets.
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Different numbers, Paul?
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Oh.
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W-we seem to be experiencing
some technical difficulties.
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[HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK]
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Mike, I know this isn't
the best time to mention it,
256
00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,323
but I think
I'm also a winner.
257
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,536
Janelle,
any angry raffle winners
258
00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:21,371
show up demanding money?
259
00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:24,641
Uh, so far, just Paul.
260
00:12:24,676 --> 00:12:25,843
Good.
261
00:12:25,877 --> 00:12:28,312
Maybe this whole thing
will blow over.
262
00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:31,515
There he is!
263
00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,484
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
264
00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:41,625
[PANTING]
265
00:12:41,659 --> 00:12:43,727
I'm like the Beatles...
266
00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:45,696
Except they hate me.
267
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:49,099
Okay, here's the problem...
we got 5,000 winners.
268
00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:52,136
That means we got to come up
with $500,000.
269
00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:53,770
That's $100 per person.
270
00:12:53,805 --> 00:12:57,942
Yeah, Carter, my problem is not
so much the long division.
271
00:12:57,976 --> 00:12:59,610
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
272
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:04,014
There's a mob out there.
273
00:13:04,048 --> 00:13:05,249
What are you gonna do?
274
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,118
I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
275
00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:08,352
I'm gonna go out there,
276
00:13:08,386 --> 00:13:10,154
and I'm gonna tell
those people
277
00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:11,889
that it was
an honest mistake
278
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:14,558
and that
they're not getting any money.
279
00:13:14,592 --> 00:13:16,260
I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy,
280
00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:19,263
but you don't get anywhere
in politics
281
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:22,066
running away
from your problems.
282
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:26,370
Meeting adjourned.
283
00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,306
So, listen, guys,
I've decided
284
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,808
you don't need to do
that casino report after all.
285
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:32,210
I'll take care of it.
286
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,945
Oh, that is so nice of you.
287
00:13:34,979 --> 00:13:39,650
Don't ever lose that
when you become a star.
288
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,421
So, how about
you give me that tape?
289
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,823
Sure. Here you go.
290
00:13:45,857 --> 00:13:48,959
Oh, thank you.
That's very fair of you.
291
00:13:48,993 --> 00:13:51,462
My pleasure.
292
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:55,233
In fact, take five.
293
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,834
All right, guys,
fun is fun,
294
00:13:57,869 --> 00:14:00,937
but I want every copy
of that tape.
295
00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:02,839
What do I have to do?
296
00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:05,876
Do you know
"99 luft balloons"?
297
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:09,946
Hi, James.
298
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,715
[MUFFLED] Hey, Muriel.
299
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,484
Why do you have your shirt
over your nose?
300
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:15,620
I cut one.
301
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,224
Oh.
302
00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:23,794
[MUFFLED]
So, are we still on for tonight?
303
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,996
Oh, yeah,
I'm looking forward to it.
304
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,331
Me too.
305
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,500
You have nice eyebrows.
306
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,969
Thank you.
307
00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:33,404
See you around the halls.
308
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:34,771
You betcha.
309
00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:41,578
Smooth.
310
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,015
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
311
00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:50,354
MAN:
I want to get paid now!
312
00:14:56,961 --> 00:14:58,895
Oh!
313
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,234
[AS DUSTIN HOFFMAN
IN "RAIN MAN"] 96.
314
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,136
96 what, Paul?
315
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,871
96 pretzels...
316
00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:10,841
definitely, definitely
96 pretzel sticks.
317
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,643
No, there are 100.
It says so on the bag.
318
00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:17,081
96 pretzel sticks
on the floor.
319
00:15:17,115 --> 00:15:20,150
Oh, Mike, I have a meeting
down in Atlantic city.
320
00:15:20,184 --> 00:15:21,819
I'm taking Devin with me.
321
00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:26,156
Can you believe
he's never gambled before?!
322
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,058
Of course, there are four
left in the bag.
323
00:15:28,092 --> 00:15:30,361
Oh, my God, he's right.
324
00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:33,564
Okay, new plan.
325
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:50,046
We probably
should have talked.
326
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,685
Uh, hey, uh, Chet,
how you doin'?
327
00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:57,354
Am I gonna be
a big winner tonight?
328
00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:00,191
Statistically, no.
329
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,959
Okay, note to self...
Chet no good at small talk.
330
00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:06,664
Take a hit.
331
00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:09,700
Listen, when we start winning,
keep it low-key, all right?
332
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,301
Hit me.
333
00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:12,936
21.
334
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:16,674
Yeah, baby,
read 'em and weep!
335
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:21,945
Are you ready for our date?
336
00:16:21,979 --> 00:16:25,416
Again?!
337
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,918
[MUFFLED]
I can't lie to you, Muriel.
338
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:31,322
I got braces yesterday,
and I thought if you saw them,
339
00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:34,325
you wouldn't want
to go out with me anymore.
340
00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:36,160
Let me see them.
341
00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:38,094
It's...
342
00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:40,831
It's stuck!
343
00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:44,768
Let me help. Maybe if I...
just pull it.
344
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,941
This is such a weight
off me!
345
00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:54,879
I thought I was gonna look
like an idiot.
346
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,281
Okay, here are your lattes.
347
00:16:57,315 --> 00:17:01,151
Stuart, I picked up
your dry cleaning.
348
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,753
And, Carter,
the fedex guy's name is Patrick,
349
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,722
and he thinks
you're cute, too.
350
00:17:05,756 --> 00:17:07,324
Patrick...
351
00:17:07,358 --> 00:17:09,093
Now, that's a package
352
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:13,163
I absolutely, positively,
got to have overnight.
353
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:17,067
Now, I believe
you have something for me.
354
00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:19,937
Actually, I'm going to need
one last thing.
355
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:21,371
[CLEARS THROAT]
356
00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:24,575
You're coming with me
to my high school reunion,
357
00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:26,276
where you'll pretend to be
358
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,879
my morally challenged
girlfriend.
359
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:31,549
Okay, that's it.
360
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,749
This ends now.
361
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:34,685
Everyone,
can I have your attention
362
00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:36,319
for one moment, please?
363
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:44,161
This is very embarrassing
for me, but... Well, here.
364
00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:49,533
♪ All alone I have cried ♪
365
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:55,038
♪ Silent tearsfull of pride♪
366
00:17:55,072 --> 00:18:00,210
♪ In a world made of steel ♪
367
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,980
♪ Made of stone ♪
368
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:12,055
♪ Well, I hear the music ♪
369
00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:14,391
♪ Close my eyes ♪
370
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,026
♪ Feel the rhythm ♪
371
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,927
♪ Wrap around ♪
372
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,796
♪ Take a hold ♪
373
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:23,833
♪ Of my heart ♪
374
00:18:23,868 --> 00:18:27,137
♪ What a feelin'! ♪
375
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:33,977
I'm guessing
376
00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:36,846
the star search
didn't end that day.
377
00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:38,582
That meant nothing to me.
378
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:41,785
I was young and stupid
and I did it on a dare.
379
00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:44,588
Besides,
I really wasn't that bad.
380
00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:48,258
Like I said...
young and stupid.
381
00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:51,929
As for you two,
your leverage is gone.
382
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:54,264
Now, I want
that casino report finished,
383
00:18:54,298 --> 00:18:56,933
and I don't care
if it takes all night.
384
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,402
[SIGHS]
385
00:19:05,743 --> 00:19:09,179
♪ Made of stone ♪
386
00:19:12,783 --> 00:19:17,287
♪ Well, I feel the music ♪
387
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,289
♪ Close my eyes ♪
388
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,258
♪ Feel the rhythm ♪
389
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:23,060
♪ Wrap around ♪
390
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:24,961
♪ Take a hold ♪
391
00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:28,832
♪ Of my heart ♪
392
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:31,101
♪ What a feelin'! ♪
393
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,506
Pick you up Saturday.
394
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:38,475
♪ I can have it all ♪
395
00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:40,110
♪ Now I'm dancin'... ♪
396
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:41,946
Dress slutty.
397
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,352
Yeah! Yes!
398
00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:50,687
$250,000.
399
00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:53,423
One more,
we're in the clear.
400
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,694
Okay, what do you think,
buddy?
401
00:19:57,728 --> 00:19:58,996
Tickle the felt.
402
00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:04,001
Yes!
We won!
403
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,169
Who's rakin' it in?!
404
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,336
You are! You are! You are!
405
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,637
Who's beatin' the house?!
406
00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:08,972
You are! You are! You are!
407
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,707
Who's countin' cards?!
408
00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:18,315
I'm pretty sure she is.
409
00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:22,119
Quick! She's gettin' away!
410
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:38,435
365,211 jelly beans.
411
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,103
One ticket, please.
412
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:48,078
You know,
I'm a little disappointed.
413
00:20:48,112 --> 00:20:51,381
The big buddy program
is not just about having fun.
414
00:20:51,415 --> 00:20:54,084
It's about shaping
an impressionable mind,
415
00:20:54,118 --> 00:20:56,519
about showing someone
the path to maturity.
416
00:20:56,554 --> 00:21:00,356
It's not about feeding
your buddy candy for dinner
417
00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:03,026
or saying swear words
in front of them
418
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,428
or teaching them
how to moon the limo driver.
419
00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:07,631
What kind of example
are you tryin' to set?
420
00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:09,633
I-I'm sorry, Mike.
421
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:13,937
It'll never happen again.
422
00:21:13,971 --> 00:21:18,742
He made me do all that.
423
00:21:18,776 --> 00:21:21,612
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
424
00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:22,446
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