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The mayor's driving
his car in,
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so you gotta move
that heap of yours
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out of his parking spot.
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That's Paul's car?
I thought it was abandoned.
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I will have you know that
that car is a classic.
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It's a Cadillac.
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It's a beat-up oldsmobile.
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If the hood ornament
says "Cadillac,"
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it's a Cadillac.
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And if that dentist
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doesn't stop parking
near my house,
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it's gonna be a Mercedes
soon.
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How long have you had
that thing?
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Since high school.
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I'll tell you...
over the years,
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that back seat's
been pretty lucky for me.
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Find lots
of loose change?
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Yep, scored my first chick
back there.
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She's the one
who gave me the fuzzy dice.
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A week of antibiotics
will clear that right up.
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What car
does the mayor drive?
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Morning, people.
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It's a convertible.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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A new photographer
will be here today
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to take photos
for the staff I.D.S.
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The last photographer quit
after taking Stuart's photo.
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I believe there was
an overexposure issue.
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Why would you do that?
It's from the neck up.
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Yeah, but I know.
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[LAUGHS]
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It's gonna be hard to schedule
time with me today.
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It's my 5-year anniversary
with the mayor,
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and he'll want
to do something special.
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Uh-oh.
I smell a picnic.
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All right.
Have a good day.
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James, listen... good news.
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Caitlin's plate
is way too full.
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So... and I don't want you
to get too emotional...
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but you're back to writing
the mayor's speeches.
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I love you, man.
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Oh, all right.
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You're...
you're a rock, James.
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I can't tell you
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how much I've missed
being a speech writer...
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crafting the perfect phrases,
expressing myself through words.
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It makes me feel so...
Goodly.
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Well, that's just
fantastical.
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And I need you to find me
a new assistant.
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You know, my brother Timmy's
still available.
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He could be out in a week
if the hitchhiking's good.
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Uh, James,
I really don't...
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last time there was an opening,
you rejected him, too.
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I loved his résumé.
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I just didn't think
he was qualified
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to be police commissioner.
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He's very capable, Mike.
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I mean, the thresher accident
wasn't that bad.
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He's only blind
in one eye.
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I-I just... I just feel
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that if I'm gonna have someone
typing my letters,
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they should have
real hands.
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You know, Mike,
this is a very special day.
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Yes, sir.
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I bought a small gift
to mark the occasion.
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Oh, excellent.
I have one, as well.
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It's Caitlin's
3-month anniversary with us.
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That's so thoughtful.
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A pe thank you.
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Happy anniversary,
Caitlin.
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Ooh, it's so heavy.
What is it?
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It's a very expensive
humidor.
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Oh, darn.
I would have loved that.
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Well,
why don't you take it?
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Consider it
my gift to you.
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You don't mind,
do you, Mike?
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No.
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Well, thank you,
Caitlin.
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Sir?
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Would you excuse me?
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What are you doing?
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Moving the mayor's car
back into his spot.
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See you in about an hour.
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Why is thatgonna take an hour?
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You can only get into the
parking lot on chamber street,
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which means I have to
go around the building,
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up the West Side highway,
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stop at tower records,
get the eagles' greatest hits,
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cross the bridge,
straight up the palisades,
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stop at the girls' dorm
in Columbia,
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down the highway,
into the spot.
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What are you,
from out of town?
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You're stealing
the mayor's car?
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It's a '66 mustang.
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For you,
it would be like
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if the mayor brought in
a really cool hairbrush.
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Want to come with me?
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I don't think so, Mike.
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Oh, of course not,
because...
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You're little miss perfect.
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And if you got caught,
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you wouldn't be
little miss perfect anymore.
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I am not...
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yes, you are.
Perfect...
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Just because I like things done
the proper way...
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give me the damn keys!
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This is exactly
how I lost my virginity.
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[CARTER WHISTLING]
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Look at this picture.
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Somehow,
the photographer managed
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to make one of my eyes
bigger than the other
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and my ears lopsided.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I never noticed that.
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It's not me.
It's the picture.
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And he won't let me take
another one.
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Wait a minute.
You asked for another picture?
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You're so vain.
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I am not.
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Oh, come on.
You named your own cat Nikki.
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Well, what elsewould you name
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the prettiest kitty
in the world?
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You mean the one
with the lopsided ears?
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Why are you sitting there?
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I'm back on speech writing.
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I called personnel...
hired a new assistant for Mike.
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Whoa. You know,
Mike's a busy guy
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with a really complicated
schedule.
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I hope you hired someone
with a huge rack.
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Reporting for duty,
James.
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Hello, stuie.
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You hired my girlfriend?
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No, I volunteered.
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There was
this one girl in front of me,
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but she accidentally broke
her fingers in my file cabinet.
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Ah, there you are, sir.
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I brought the convertible in
this morning.
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You know,
I still can't drive that car
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without thinking of you.
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Sir, we broke up
almost a year ago.
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Remember the night
we took that romantic drive
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up into Vermont?
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You hit a moose, sir.
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Those were special times.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Sir, please...
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All right,
but if you change your mind,
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I'll let you drive.
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And you know I never let anyone
drive that car but me.
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♪ I like to dream
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♪ yes, yes
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♪ right between
the sound machine ♪
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♪ On a cloud of sound,
I drift in the night ♪
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♪ Any place it goes
is right ♪
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♪ Goes far, flies near
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♪ to the stars away from here
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♪ well, you don't know what
we can find ♪
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♪ Why don't you come with me,
little girl ♪
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♪ On a magic carpet ride?
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♪ Well, you don't know what
we can see... ♪
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You kind of got a Billy idol
thing going on there.
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How about me?
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No, you're good.
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Say it, Mike.
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All right. Fine.
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You're not little miss perfect.
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That's right.
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I'm exciting, I'm dangerous,
I'm crazy.
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We're gone for 45 minutes,
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and Paul's car
is back in the mayor's spot.
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That's a car?!
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You know, people say the spirit
of the desert lives in me.
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I thought
that should be reflected
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in my city-hall I.D.
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[FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS]
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Oh, my God.
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Well, look who's
the vain one now.
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It's not about vanity.
It's about finding my essence.
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True photography
peers into the soul of...
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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No, that's not my essence.
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Next.
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No next. I will not leave
until...
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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Next.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Mike Flaherty's office.
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What am I wearing?
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Well, a very tight,
low-cut sweater.
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How about you?
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Gray... Wool.
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Mmm.
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Sounds flammable.
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You'd better not get me
too hot.
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[BLOWS]
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, yeah!
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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Paul...
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Paul, you put your car
back in the mayor's spot.
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Move it.
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I'm kind of busy here.
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Fine. Give me the keys.
I'll move it.
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All right.
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But if any part falls off,
you're responsible.
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Oh, and it doesn't handle well
on pavement.
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Hurry up. The mayor's car is in
councilman mctierney's spot.
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Towaway mctierney?!
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Sir, I wanted to talk
to you about janelle.
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She seems to think
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you're trying to rekindle
your relationship.
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I want her, Mike.
I want her bad.
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Okay, we seem to have
pinpointed the source.
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I'm going to get janelle
another job here,
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and I'll find you
a new secretary.
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I don't need another secretary.
I can handle it myself.
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You seem testy.
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Is there something else
going on?
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Oh, no!
No, there's nothing going on.
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There's nothing special
about today.
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We're not celebrating
anything.
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No, I'm fine.
Hey, I am Jim dandy.
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Actually, sir,
there is something.
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We've been together
a long time and...
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Mike...
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They're towing
the mayor's car.
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Thanks for letting me
get that off my chest.
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I want you.
I want you bad.
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CAITLIN: Wait! Please stop!
Please! Wait!
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Wait!
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She's fast, but she's
never gonna catch it.
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I knew I shouldn't
have gone on that ride.
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Things always backfire on me.
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Will you just calm down?
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Hi. Listen...
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a huge mistake was made...
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you guys accidentally towed
the mayor's car.
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License plate?
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Fine, make me say it...
"I.M. Mayor."
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You're gonna have to pay
the back parking tickets.
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Oh, I'll get this.
No, that's all right.
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You, uh... you got the cab
on the way down.
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How much is it?
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$16,044.
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Why don't you get this one?
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Mike!
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Uh, look, um... I don't want
to pull rank here, but...
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sweetie, you can pull
anything you want.
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Unless it's a credit card
or a gun,
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you ain't gettin' that car.
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So you want me
to call the mayor and tell him
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that you, Ethel finney,
will not release his car?
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Ethel, I'm not gonna let you
throw all this away.
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You know what I think?
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No, what do you think?!
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I think you took the mayor's car
without asking, got it towed,
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and now you're trying
to save your ass!
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You're lucky
you're in this booth.
258
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,517
Okay, I assumed
you were standing on something.
259
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,886
Mike, I've gotta tell you,
260
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,889
I'm doing absolutely fine
without a secretary.
261
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,658
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
262
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:44,127
Hello,
mayor Winston's office.
263
00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:47,565
Uh-huh. May I tell me
who's calling?
264
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:53,704
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I'm not here.
265
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,977
Sir, uh, Caitlin and I
were thinking...
266
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:02,279
with you running for senate
and all,
267
00:13:02,313 --> 00:13:05,883
this may be a good time to...
I don't know... pay old debts,
268
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:08,519
clear those skeletons
out of the closet.
269
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:10,087
Skeletons...
270
00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:12,389
I knew this would
catch up to me eventually.
271
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,625
You know the only reason
I got into Yale?
272
00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:16,828
My father paid off
the admissions people
273
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,462
to the tune of 9 g's a year.
274
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:21,865
That's called "tuition," sir.
275
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,767
Actually, sir,
we were thinking
276
00:13:23,801 --> 00:13:26,870
more along the lines
of unpaid parking tickets.
277
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:29,907
[LAUGHS] Heck,
I've got tons of those!
278
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,609
Yeah, and late fees, too.
279
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:34,111
But they're not really
a problem...
280
00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:36,614
As long as you
don't get towed.
281
00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:41,585
[GRUNTS]
282
00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,120
Perfect!
283
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:45,522
Now... Paul's car
is in mctierney's spot,
284
00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:47,925
so it'll get towed
to the impound lot.
285
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,460
Once it's there, we switch
Paul's plates with the mayor's.
286
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,763
Then tomorrow morning,
Stuart goes down there,
287
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:55,833
gives them Paul's plate number,
they release the mayor's car.
288
00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:56,934
Simple.
289
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,869
That's simple?
290
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,171
Oh, you should hear
the complicated version.
291
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,841
It involves ninjas
and the vice president.
292
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,043
I'm sure they lock
the tow yard up at night.
293
00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:08,946
How are we gonna get in there
to switch the plates?
294
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,549
I can't believeI'm in Paul's trunk!
295
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:15,586
You just complain about
every little thing, don't you?
296
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:18,321
Just stay over there
on your side,
297
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:20,190
and I'll stay on mine.
298
00:14:20,224 --> 00:14:21,792
[BEEPING]
299
00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:23,627
There's the tow truck.
300
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,029
[MOTOR HUMMING]
301
00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,530
Oop!
Aah!
302
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,934
See?
303
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:32,502
This isn't so bad.
304
00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:36,206
Stuart...
305
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,342
Mike told me
to fire Deirdre.
306
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:41,511
And, uh, I have to admit...
I'm a little afraid.
307
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:44,749
James, the thing you have to
understand about Deirdre is,
308
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,217
under her rough and vicious
exterior...
309
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:49,152
she's a sweet
and vulnerable woman?
310
00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:52,022
No, she's the scariest bitch
you've ever seen.
311
00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:56,793
What are you saying?
312
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:58,462
If I fire her,
she'll hurt me?
313
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,964
Hurt... Maim, gut...
314
00:15:00,998 --> 00:15:03,901
depends on her mood.
315
00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:06,469
My advice is,
just roll over and play dead.
316
00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:09,540
Like most wild animals,
she'll sniff around a little,
317
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:11,742
but she probably
won't attack.
318
00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:13,410
Hi, James.
319
00:15:13,444 --> 00:15:14,277
D-Deirdre.
320
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:16,780
Uh... I-I've never...
never done this before,
321
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,849
and it's, uh,
particularly difficult
322
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:21,152
with you being
Stuart's girlfriend and all,
323
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,720
but, uh...
324
00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:26,790
Uh, why don't we
step into Mike's office?
325
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,493
What the hell...
I got 10 minutes.
326
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,595
Deirdre...
327
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,897
He doesn't want
to have sex with you.
328
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,265
He wants to fire you.
329
00:15:37,302 --> 00:15:40,037
Uh, yeah.
Uh, Deirdre, you're fired.
330
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,787
What kind of conditioner
do you use?
331
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:59,523
'Cause you have, like,
no split ends.
332
00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:00,957
[THUD]
333
00:16:00,992 --> 00:16:03,861
It figures
you're enjoying this.
334
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,729
I'm not enjoying this.
335
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,331
Yes, you are.
I can feel it.
336
00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:10,267
Oh, that's a tire iron.
337
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:13,637
Give it whatever
sick nickname you want!
338
00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:15,472
Just get it off me!
339
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:16,907
[GRUNTS]
340
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:19,109
It's a tire iron.
341
00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:22,813
Then what's that?
342
00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:26,450
Okay, I'm enjoying it
a little bit.
343
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,288
[POUNDING]
344
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,961
Air! Air! Air!
345
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:40,397
Don't be so dramatic!
346
00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:44,134
It's like you've never
almost suffocated before.
347
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,969
Let's get
these plates changed.
348
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,271
[SIGHS]
349
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:48,906
Oh, it's 10:00!
350
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,474
I'm meant to have drinks
with Randall and senator ames!
351
00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:55,345
Oh, "little miss perfect" miss
her date with the big shots?
352
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:58,849
Would you stop it with that
"little miss perfect" stuff?!
353
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:01,351
Every time
I bring up Randall's name...
354
00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:03,353
wait a minute...
I get it...
355
00:17:03,387 --> 00:17:04,487
you're jealous.
356
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,523
Don't be ridiculous.
357
00:17:06,557 --> 00:17:09,860
Aww, does Mikey miss
the mayor's love?
358
00:17:09,894 --> 00:17:12,563
Does he feel like
he's been replaced?
359
00:17:12,597 --> 00:17:14,765
I am not jealous.
360
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:18,035
You are. All this time, you've
had the mayor to yourself,
361
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:19,537
and now
you have to share him.
362
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,839
I don't care.
All right?
363
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:23,340
I...Don't... Care.
364
00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:26,476
Mike, I think
it would be better
365
00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:29,079
for you to express
your feelings.
366
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,749
Used to be
"little miss perfect"!
367
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,290
Stuart!
368
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,792
So, how'd it go?
369
00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,627
Did you get
the mayor's car?
370
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:44,695
Yeah. No problem.
371
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:47,431
I just... Gave 'em
Paul's license-plate number,
372
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:49,733
and... They brought the car
right out.
373
00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:01,645
They crushed it
an hour before I got there.
374
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:09,419
Paul!!
375
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:10,988
Yeah, Mike?
376
00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:15,458
Did you not tell me
yesterday
377
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,961
that there were no citations
on your car?
378
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:21,765
Uh-huh. There areno traffic citations.
379
00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:26,370
There's, like, a tonof environmenta violations.
380
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:29,172
Uh, environmental
violations?
381
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:30,307
Uh-huh.
382
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:33,777
Apparently, the dmv has issued
a crush-on-sight order.
383
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,948
If they ever catch me,
it'll probably look like this.
384
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:45,522
Mike, uh, I wanted to...
385
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,558
hey... What's that?
386
00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:50,627
I'm... Not
gonna lie to you, sir.
387
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:53,663
I think it's pretty obvious
what this is.
388
00:18:53,698 --> 00:18:56,934
It's a coffee table.
389
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,036
Is it that obvious?
390
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:01,504
Mike, did you realize
that this was our anniversary?
391
00:19:01,539 --> 00:19:04,708
Uh, no.
No, sir, I-I-I had no idea.
392
00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:07,644
Working with you
this past five years
393
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,713
has meant more to me than...
394
00:19:09,747 --> 00:19:13,050
[VOICE BREAKING] Well,
more than I could ever say.
395
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:14,251
So here.
396
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:25,328
Y-y-you're giving me
your... your car?
397
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,563
Sir?
398
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,897
I should tell you,
399
00:19:27,932 --> 00:19:31,234
it's not in
totally mint condition, though.
400
00:19:31,268 --> 00:19:35,405
There's this... Small scratch
on the right-rear Fender.
401
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,212
Uh...
402
00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:44,081
T-thank you, sir.
403
00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:46,850
I didn't get... You anything.
404
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,485
That's okay.
405
00:19:48,519 --> 00:19:50,954
You couldn't have
topped Caitlin's humidor.
406
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,194
I hate to say it, Mike,
407
00:19:57,228 --> 00:20:01,398
but I told you
not to take the mayor's car.
408
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,301
Oh, will you
give it a rest?!
409
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:07,004
[SIGHS]
410
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:11,175
[HORN HONKS,
CAR ALARM WAILS]
411
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,210
[ALARM DEACTIVATES]
412
00:20:18,215 --> 00:20:22,986
Let me know
when my eyes are the same size.
413
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:26,656
Ha!
414
00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:28,358
I knew you were more vain
than me.
415
00:20:28,392 --> 00:20:30,027
Mr. Heywood,
I got your note.
416
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:32,762
And for $50, I'd be happy
to reshoot your portrait.
417
00:20:32,797 --> 00:20:35,398
Ha! And I'm the vain one!
418
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,967
Well, you are the one
with the blue contact lenses.
419
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:39,503
Look at you...
shaving your head,
420
00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:41,137
as if it weren't bald
already.
421
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:43,573
Well, I don't recall you
having a tan yesterday.
422
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:46,076
What'd you do,
go to Puerto Rico for lunch?
423
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,678
At least I didn't wear a girdle
to the Christmas party,
424
00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:50,280
Mr. tummy Tucker!
425
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:51,248
Oh, please!
426
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,050
I have never worn a girdle!
427
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:54,518
Really?
428
00:20:58,856 --> 00:21:01,524
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
429
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:02,492
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