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We have to stop seeing each other, Diego. Do you think so?

If we want to stay alive, we have to.

We won’t regret it.

One way or another, you end up regretting something.

But I won’t regret meeting you.

Elena and I had decided to end our little adventure.

From now on, it would be our secret.

And each time, more people would know about it.

I can’t believe it.

It’s my father with that book.

We should go, right?

Yes, yes, let’s go.

No, we paid for the tickets; now we’re leaving?

Who are you calling?

Every couple is like an adventure.

I have something very important to say.

Okay, okay, but hurry up.

And just like in a bullfight, in a relationship, there's always the possibility of getting gored.

No, Sofi, this is just hurting for the sake of hurting.

On the contrary, I’m just doing what my parents taught me.

Being honest.

Please, call your mother, tell her not to come.

Come on, you can’t just meddle in their lives.

But in the end, I’m doing them a favor.

Maybe they'll finally realize that their marriage is dead.

Well, Gondió will be dead when your mother arrives.

No, no, we can still stop this.

Please, tell your father.

But he’s with my mother’s best friend.

He deserves everything that’s coming to him.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Huh? Huh? Nothing?

Come on, nothing.

Damn! Damn!

I think Alba's coming here.

And up there is my daughter, sitting.

So people still want to watch movies in the original version.

I’m leaving! I’m leaving!

I’m leaving! I’m leaving!

Elena.

Elena.

Elena.

Elena.

No, no, no.

No, no, it was a kiss. Give it to me right here.

I kissed you to your tonsils.

Well, it’s over with Elena, okay?

But please, don’t tell your mother, we’re good now.

Dad, but if you had an affair with someone else,

it means things aren’t going that well.

Well, there are some issues, some issues.

But overall, we're good, we're good.

Look, Dad, you never had the guts to tell Mom what you really want.

But why would I tell her?

If we end up doing what she wants anyway.

That's because of you, son.

Because you let her.

Careful, your mother’s crying.

Let me, no, girls, let me talk.

You don’t say anything.

Hi.

Hi.

What’s going on? Why did you call me, Sofía?

Well...

Because...

I told Dad that I’m a lesbian.

Yes.

And, well, I also told him that Daniela is my girlfriend.

And he took it well, right?

Yes.

Well.

Well.

Well, good, because I was worried.

No, no...

Maybe it’s a bit warm in here.

Hey, hey, hey!

A drink, Mr. Diego.

It seems like your sugar dropped.

No, over there, over there.

Let's go that way.

Mrs. Alba, hello.

Hi.

Well, I’m going to choose the geek.

That geek.

And the question is, which one is not a fruit?

There, I nailed it.

Things aren’t that simple.

So, tell me the truth, Sofía.

Are you suddenly being a lesbian overnight just to get attention?

No.

No, then it’s because I didn’t approve of Charlie.

Fine, no problem.

Give me his number, I’ll call him.

Dad, but I don’t want to get back with Charlie.

But did that Melendi guy hurt you so much that now you’ve switched sides?

But no, really, no.

No, well something must be happening for you to be with her.

Well, her name is Daniela, and you need to accept her.

Which could be Simpson, Charlotte, or Desiree?

You’re definitely going to win this one because I don’t know it.

Well, you see, I just can’t because I look at her, and she rubs me the wrong way.

Well, you’d better start liking her, because if you don’t, I’m going to tell Mom about your affair with Helena.

What?

No need, Sofía, no need to blackmail your father.

Blackmail your father? You’re really going for the kill, huh? Stabbing him in the back.

Long hair and so feminine.

Don Diego, you’re losing it, seriously, Don Diego.

Please, please, I’m begging you, Sofía, come back home with me.

You say no, but I see you’re confused.

Dad, no, okay? This is my home, and these are my drinks.

If you don’t like it, don’t come back.

Alright.

Alright.

Well, I thought he would take it worse, huh? Not too bad...

Hey, Dani, I’m really sorry, okay? About this guy, I’m sorry.

Don’t worry about it.

Usually, when we come out of the closet, the parents go into it.

Yeah, well, but this won’t change what we have, right?

No, don’t worry.

Alright, alright.

Daniela, you’ve traveled a lot, have you been to Amsterdam,

those places where they sell drugs in cafes?

Yeah, why?

Well, because Silvia, this girl I like, well...

she smokes a lot of that stuff and says some weird words.

Like what?

Well, like... I don't know, like "mey," "beta," "ruca," I don't know.

"Ruca" means a woman.

Oh, really? Well, they all sound dangerous to me.

Hey, maybe you could teach me some basic vocabulary so I don't make a fool of myself.

No, Gonzalo, don't go down that road; she'll catch you.

So what should I do?

Just be yourself. Take her somewhere you like.

That's not a bad idea.

Because last night we were at a techno concert, and I almost got my face smashed in for...

for some "rulas," which I don't even know what they are.

You know, if you were gay, it’d be easier to get laid, right?

Enough with that! I like Silvia.

Hey, I got it! How about we go out to dinner as two couples?

And you can present me as a wild and tough guy.

Wild and tough?

I don’t think that’ll work, but okay, it could be fun.

Alright, thanks.

Hey, one thing, before that, you have to do me a favor, okay?

No, don't sit there, because if Don Diego sees you...

I don't think he can dislike me more than he already does.

He’s always talking about how beautifully designed this car is,

and if you scratch it, he’ll kill you.

What’s she doing here?

Don Diego, she wants to talk to you.

Listen to her, she’s a very nice girl.

You've already brainwashed him, haven't you?

It's easy, with Gonzalo, it's easy.

What do you think?

That lesbians go around abducting people like aliens or what?

All I know is that a few months ago, my daughter was going to give me grandchildren.

And now, the only thing I can do with her is go buy plaid shirts.

It’s incredible, but you have everything I could hate in a guy.

Isn’t it great? I feel exactly the same way.

No, no, this conversation started off wrong.

It’s already a bit mixed up.

What she’s trying to say is...

Is that you're behaving like an idiot.

No, that’s not it.

No, no, Don Diego, come here, Don Diego, no.

That’s what she used to think.

But now, after getting to know you, she wants to say...

You’re old-fashioned.

I’m old-fashioned, right?

Look, if you can get married, it's thanks to people like me who took to the streets.

And let me tell you something else.

This country has democracy because I took to the streets.

But you were seven years old when Franco died.

And yes, you did go out on the streets, but to play marbles.

You’re the only person in their twenties in this country who knows when Franco died.

Look, it’s clear you and I won’t get along.

But if you love your daughter, accept her for who she is.

My daughter is not what you say.

No, she’s just confused.

She’s only doing it to be rebellious, like everything she’s done since she learned to walk.

Look, you're only going to hurt Sofía, just so you know.

What?

Hmm?

Get in the car.

Alright, Don Diego.

What did I do wrong? Gonzalo, what did I do wrong?

Nothing, just being born 40 years ago, Don Diego.

These days, relationships are very strange.

I’m currently dating a 20-year-old ruca (woman), and well, it’s completely different.

A ruca?

What is this, some kind of gangster talk or what?

See? You’re old-fashioned, Diego, old-fashioned.

Life is like a GPS.

You have to orient yourself to avoid getting lost.

Clutch, first gear.

First gear?

We’re riding a mule without a helmet, with a yellow light, for crying out loud.

And the cops saw us.

And then we floored it and laughed in their faces.

Laughing in their faces.

They were riding a motorcycle without helmets, and the police were chasing them.

But that's not right.

What?

No, you don’t run from the police.

You have to confront them, man.

Gonzalo has been to a ton of protests, right?

What, the antifaz protest?

He goes to that one a lot, yeah, he goes to antifaz pretty often.

Oh, well, I go every time and I've never seen you.

She says she hasn’t seen me.

Of course not, because I wear a balaclava so the cops can’t see me when I cause trouble and say...

“Damn, it’s Gonzalo from yesterday.”

Are you okay?

Depends, some days I’m okay, some days I’m not, depends on the sun...

Have you ordered?

No.

Good, because I would ask you to leave.

Why?

You’re disturbing my customers.

Did we do something?

Yes, Gonzalo, we did, we kissed.

What’s the problem, do you have an issue with two women kissing?

Please, accompany me to the exit.

No way.

What, are you scared your kids will turn gay by watching us or what?

I won’t repeat myself, leave.

Well, the restaurant is that way!

We’re not going anywhere.

That’s right! I got up to confront him.

I’m going to tell you something, sir!

We were going to order duck à l'orange, what wine do you recommend with that?

We’re not leaving! Bring the complaint form now!

We reserve the right to refuse service.

My boyfriend is tough, and he’ll punch you.

Did you say “my boyfriend”?

Yes.

Shall we step outside, sir?

I’m not stepping outside with you.

Well, I will step outside.

You’re not having dinner here.

Do you have takeout?

Gonzalo!

No, not to steal the trays.

Look, if you want to kick us out, you’ll have to do it by force.

That’s right, bastard!

Oh no, your parents are coming!

Look.

Good evening.

Is there a problem with the girls?

Well, yes, they’re scandalizing my customers by kissing in public.

Really?

Look, Dad, I’m not going to be kicked out of a place for being a lesbian.

Understand this, this is a place for normal people.

Damn, with the "normal people"! And what are we?

Be quiet for a moment, Daniela, be quiet for a moment, okay?

This is a scandal, man.

Please, this is... this is shameful.

I’m glad you agree with me.

Yes.

Bring me the menu.

But...

And if you don’t like that we’re gay, too bad!

I’m very sorry.

We’re all homosexuals here, okay?

We are the homo-family!

Oh, really?

Of course, my dear, my love.

Piratón, give me a kiss.

No!

No!

I’m definitely not gay.

Come on, bring us the menu!

Or do you want this to turn into a bacchanal?

Besides, I don’t like that woman.

And she’s looking at me, and it's turning me on.

Okay, okay, okay.

Eat, but be discreet.

And eat quickly.

A little appetizer?

Dad, thanks for defending us, really.

I thought it bothered you that I was with Daniela.

Well, no, that doesn’t bother me.

Well, it does bother me, but what worries me is what will become of your life from now on.

Sweetheart, what your father means is... he doesn’t want you to suffer.

Exactly, because people say no, but I’ve spent many hours in traffic, and I know perfectly well what the average Spaniard thinks about homosexuals.

Okay, but what matters to me is what you think.

Well, I want you to be happy.

Okay, well, I’m very happy now.

Well, there you go.

But it still bothers me not to have a grandchild or a son-in-law with whom I can have a beer and laugh at my bad jokes.

Well, you should know that Daniela can beat you at that.

Yeah, well, we’ll see about that.

Well, what about you two?

Well, until your mother gets over her hangover, I don’t think we’re going to talk.

Our thing is deader than the hula hoop.

Well, I don’t think so.

Things are bad, honey, they’re bad.

Look, you don’t see it, but you need each other.

Mom is very unstable and always overthinks everything, and that’s why she needs you.

Because you’re like a rock.

You never question things.

It's simple, daughter, it's simple.

Well, yes, simple.

Are you already siding with your mother?

No, look, but what I’m saying is something good, okay?

That’s why you two work.

Because, Dad, you’re so lazy that if Mom didn’t push you, your life would be a bore.

And if you weren’t so simple, she’d go crazy thinking for both of you.

Well, I see some compatibility there.

How do you see it?

Well, yeah.

Okay, well, if there’s a chance, sit down, talk it out, and fix it.

Okay?

Okay.

Come on.

I’m willing to talk.

What about you?

It’s not going to be easy, okay?

I know.

I have a lot of questions for you.

I figured.

But a lot, a lot.

I figured.

Why?

Well, how did your father kiss Gonzalo?

Very intensely.

Now I know why he’s so homophobic.

Because he’s gay.

But, Daniela, my dad’s not gay.

Oh, I’ve gone blind!

Hi.

Daniela, let’s go.

I really don’t understand how you can like the male body.

It has its appeal.

You really are a die-hard hetero, huh?