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Look, Mom, you've been bringing us snacks all week.
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Do you want to ask me why I like women?
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No, honey, no. Let her be, she's happy being with us.
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Did you make a list?
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Well, I wrote down a few things. But it's just to help me get ready to tell your father later.
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Dad? But if he finds out, he'll try to change again.
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Is that a trick? You're going to give us a cheese if we answer correctly, right?
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Yes, but these are just simple questions.
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Uh... You don't have to laugh.
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No, it's just funny to me.
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Okay, let's see. Go ahead, ask them.
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Okay, well... In bed, do you feel the same as with a man?
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Look, start with an easier one.
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Mom, no. Don't ask about sex.
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Okay, fine, I won't ask about sex.
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Then... I only have two questions left, okay?
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When did you realize you were a lesbian?
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Well, Mom, I'm more... heterolesbian.
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Oh, right, heterolesbian.
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Bisexual.
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And, well, I realized when I met... this woman here.
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And you?
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I realized it watching Baywatch.
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I was more focused on Pamela Anderson than the buff guys.
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And... I don't know, why do some lesbians who hate men dress just like them?
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Look, it's like... "I've got a question for you, but it's lesbian-related."
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I've brought everything for the get-together tonight!
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Oh, hi.
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Hi? Are you having a party? A party?
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No, it's just a gathering of friends.
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A gathering with the atmosphere, right? Isn’t that what they call it, or have they changed it?
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By the way, I hope there’s a straight guy there. I caught him eyeing the baker’s wife's cleavage.
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Hey, do you want to come?
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Uh... Sure?
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What? Don't be silly, you’ll get more or less the same questions.
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Just curious. For example, dating a woman is fine, right?
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But in bed, if you have to fake an orgasm, how do you do it so the other woman doesn't find out?
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But hey, better that than a letdown, right? It’s very unpleasant and causes insecurity.
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Hey, your mom is funny, huh?
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Yeah, um... Mom, didn't you have to go?
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And if so, why do they call them that? Hey, it's like calling someone who’s bad at soccer a carnival shooter.
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Mom, please.
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Plus, you don't have to hear about how condoms kill sensation.
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It’s a man thing.
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They only have sensitivity there, you have to understand.
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It’s true that I jumped into the argument, but I don't agree, okay? For example, I’m sensitive.
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Yeah, but we’re talking about men.
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Oh, here we go again with the "I'm gay" thing.
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But if you're not gay, why does it bother you so much?
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Seriously, I don't know why I come to these parties with so many women, and I can't hit on any of them.
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I'm sure this isn't the first time it's happened to you, right?
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And these parties are super fun because you get to badmouth men, and you even bring one along for...
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Have you never been curious to try it with a girl?
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Well, in my time, we didn't even consider these things, you know?
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And now?
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Because you're still young, and in life, you have to try everything.
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Yeah, well, that's exactly what my husband said, and nine months later, Sofía was born.
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Well, I'm going for another drink.
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But do you really see me as so unmasculine?
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But, Gonzalo, that's not a bad thing. Look, you... well, you're just who you are, okay?
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But I do suggest you stop getting pedicures, okay?
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Oh! Just wait until summer when I wear my sandals and show off my perfectly polished nails, just wait.
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Your mom's really on a roll, huh? I didn't know she was so cool.
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Look, can you stop laughing at her jokes and help me get her to leave, please?
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I don't know, Sofi, but I think your mom might be a lesbian, you know?
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Oh, right, like every single woman on this planet.
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You're so silly.
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Well, let's not do it here where my mom might feel uncomfortable, okay?
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Uh, maybe she wouldn't feel so uncomfortable after all, you know?
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How was it?
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Fine, fine, very fine, very fine. Fine, fine, fine.
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I have to go.
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Well, nice meeting you, okay?
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Wow, I had such a good time, really.
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See? See how we're all lesbians?
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Oh, maybe it's a genetic thing.
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Do you think you're going to start kissing one of my friends? Let's see.
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It was her, okay? I didn't do anything.
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We started talking, well, yeah, we clicked and...
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Well, it happened.
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Oh, my God, but tell me, did you like it?
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Yes.
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No, no, well, no, because when I opened my eyes and saw it was another woman like me, well, no, I didn't like it.
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Look, I forbid you from hooking up with other women again.
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Hey, let's get one thing straight, you can't forbid me anything, okay?
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Well, as long as you're under my roof, where I make the rules, you'll do what I say.
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But come on, honey, it was just a silly thing.
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Mom, don't downplay it, okay? I mean, you're too old to be doing these things.
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What's wrong with you?
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Mom, it's just that you've integrated with Daniela's friends faster than I have.
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Well, don't worry, don't worry, I won't come back.
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But it's not that, Mom, it's not that.
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Then what is it?
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It's just that you seem more lesbian than I do, so now I'm thinking maybe I'm not.
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But do you like women?
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Yes, but I'm not like them, I don't enjoy it when they're trash-talking a guy.
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Well, I think I could enjoy that.
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You told me you fall in love with minds, regardless of gender.
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But I was with Charlie, for God's sake, I invited him to the Communist Party’s events, and the idiot showed up with a computer, Mom.
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So, honey, you don't know if you're a lesbian?
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No, I mean, not like them.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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Good.
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Good.
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But you're not dressed; we're meeting in ten minutes.
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You're not going out with my friends.
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But why?
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Because you don't like them.
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Look, I do like them.
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The thing is, I'm not really into this scene yet, and when they tell lesbian jokes, I don't get them.
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And then I laugh late, and they laugh at me.
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I heard you talking with your mom.
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Damn, I should have said something earlier, honestly, instead of making up excuses.
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Look, you gave up men for me, right? Well, I'll give up my friends.
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Just the radical lesbians.
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Yeah, which basically means all my friends.
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But they bash men so much that I end up feeling sorry for them and defending them.
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Even though, deep down, I agree.
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See? That's what happens when I fall in love with a straight girl.
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See? That's what happens when I fall in love with a lesbian.
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Hello, girls.
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Everything okay?
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Hey, what are you looking at?
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Uh, nothing. It's just that, did you do something with your hair, like, pushing it up?
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You're so straight, really, you're so straight.
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But it's Gonzalo, right? It's like looking at another girl.
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Hey, does Gonzalo always have to be with us?
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No, but he's really lonely.
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Well, let's see if he flirts a bit and leaves us alone for a while now that he's looking better.
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Well, that's true, that's true.
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Did you notice?
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He looks all polished up.
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Well, I did it to see how you'd react.
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A girl from the school invited me for drinks.
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Well, she wasn't very pretty, right? Because I have high standards, you know?
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More like model types, really attractive people.
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What is this? Is it for women? Isn't it something trendy?
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It's trendy, but it's for women.
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For women?
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It's your mother's life.
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My father's?
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Now I know who she is.
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Sofi.
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Sofi, let's go. You won't like this movie.
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Stop being silly with me.
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No, Julio, let's go. Let's go.
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Shut up.
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We have to stop seeing each other, Diego.
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Do you think so?
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Well, if we want to continue with our lives.
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Actually, if we want to stay alive, we have to.
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And won't we regret it?
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Well, when you get into these kinds of messes, one way or another, you end up regretting it.
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Well, I know I won't regret meeting you.
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Whether we remain lovers or not.
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I can't believe it; it was my father with Elena.
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Sofi, we should go.
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No.
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What?
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We just paid for the tickets, and now we leave?
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Who are you calling?
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Mom, come to the cinema now.
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But it doesn't matter what movie they're showing.
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I need to tell you something very important, okay?
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What's wrong? Didn't she pick up?
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I think Alba's coming here.
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What?
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