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Sweetheart, I totally forgot it was your birthday.

Mwah! Happy birthday!

But it’s my birthday!

Happy birthday!

After this impeccable streak of failures,

I decided to gamble it all on one card.

No, Dad, no.

I haven’t become a communist, no, Dad,

I was just at a lesbian rally.

Well, that really fixed things.

Dad, please, you’ve got to let me come back home.

I’m sleeping on a couch here, and I can’t get any sleep.

And you know I’m dangerous at work,

I’m a dentist, I could hurt someone.

What? What?

What do you mean you’ve taken away my practice?

How am I supposed to make a living now, Dad?

I’m out on the street!

But seriously, why doesn’t this guy go to a hotel?

Why not, Sofía, why not?

He has to stay at home.

But even a boarding house would be cheaper, right?

No, Dad.

Why are you asking Grandpa for the will and some correction fluid, huh?

Hey, how’s my favorite goddaughter doing?

Gaby, no.

Aren’t you going to stay with your nephew?

Sofía, you know I wouldn’t ask you

if I didn’t have a very, very serious problem to solve.

And what’s this very, very serious problem?

I have a hangover that...

Well, there’s the elevator.

A teenager like you should understand, Sofía.

Look, Gaby,

I’ll only take in your son when he can go to the bathroom by himself.

Hey.

Hey.

Well, I’m off, okay? I’m late for class.

Well, I see in this house the day starts at noon, huh?

I should live here.

I’ll call you later, okay?

Alright, bye. Bye.

And that...?

Well, Gaby, that’s how people say goodbye now, it’s the trend.

That’s a thing now?

Damn! What I’m missing out on by growing up.

Sofía, I’m out on the street for defending you lesbians!

What do you mean, lesbians?

Oh, God, you didn’t know anything, did you, Don Gaby?

Oh, dear!

Well, I think you’re definitely going to watch the kid now,

because you know how I am, right? A bit absent-minded.

I might just let it slip while talking to your dad.

How can you be like this? You’re my godfather.

And as your dad’s stand-in, you’re going to watch the kid.

So you can think about things, Sofía, really think.

Think about what, Gaby?

About... whatever you want.

It’s my recommendation.

I’m taking the A6. Thanks, okay?

Sofía, I’m really sorry, I didn’t know Ricitos didn’t know.

Forgive me.

Gonzalo, let’s focus, okay?

Are you staying with the kid? Because I need to go to work.

No, I can’t, Sofía. I’ve got plans with the kid.

And I need to explain why I was surrounded by so many women

at the rally and all that.

Come on, if you’re a lesbian, why do you care?

But she doesn’t believe that exists!

Gonzalo, I couldn’t care less.

I gave you a roof over your head. What?

Oh, so nothing here is done out of the goodness of your heart.

Great, just great.

Damn!

At least tell me the kid’s name, right?

Hey, don’t tie that so tight, you’re cutting off the blood flow to his feet.

Well, look, he’s wearing the diaper like a sumo wrestler,

but maybe he’ll start a trend.

How’s he doing? I think he’s hungry.

Well, I have no idea how to make a bottle.

Oh, but it’s easy, just pour in the milk, and that’s it.

Ready? Here. Let’s see.

I think he’s wet himself.

But I just put that on him.

And it comes with a bonus surprise.

Oh, crap, Nines!

So you were living in a boarding house? Liar!

And you’re with two women? Hi!

And a child? Is that yours?

No, no, it’s Gaby’s.

And you’re helping them out because they’re lesbians.

And Sofía doesn’t want her dad to find out,

who happens to be my driving instructor.

Look, you’re living with lesbians and a kid.

I don’t even know who you are anymore. The wedding’s off.

What? No! No, Nines, please, no!

Is it Halloween or...?

No, that’s my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend now.

My life’s gone to hell because of a photo in the paper.

What do you think, huh?

Where’s my little boy, huh?

He wasn’t too much trouble, was he? He’s a saint, right?

What?

Why did you tell Gaby you wanted to keep the kid?

Because Ricitos is making me.

What?

Yeah, but it’s because he knows about us.

If I don’t do him this favor, he’ll tell my dad.

But, Sofía...

Yeah, I know, I need to come out to everyone and deal with it.

But that’s not the point.

That’s not it.

We can use this against him.

What? You’ll see.

We’ll make sure he never leaves the kid with us again.

Hey, if that means hurting the baby, I’m not doing it, okay?

By the way, what do you want in your risotto?

Shrimp or mushrooms?

Wait, that’s a meal, Gonzalo.

But it sounds like an opera.

Oh, my God.

I’m going to have to change even my cooking habits here.

Life outside my neighborhood is tough.

Seriously.

Hey. Hey.

Why did you bring him here?

I was just about to come to your house.

He’s asleep.

I’ll put him in the room so he doesn’t wake up, okay?

Okay.

Sofía, you don’t know how much you’re helping me.

You’re saving my relationship with Elena.

Well, helping... you could call it a threat, blackmail, extortion, I don’t know.

No, no, I’ll pay you back, right?

Oh, really? And when will that be?

It’s just... you young people, seriously!

You want everything right away. And...

That’s it.

Still asleep.

Ah.

Um...

Well, that’s great, right? You’re really good with kids.

Like two moms, right?

Haha!

Goodbye, Gaby.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye, bye, bye.

Well, your little one is asleep. More time for us to play, huh?

Gaby, come on, we’re going to be late for the surprise party.

And we’re the ones bringing the surprise.

Shh.

Still asleep.

Still?

Yeah, I tire him out.

I spend all day with him, up and down, up and down...

...down and up...

Gaby, I’m going to kill you.

What’s wrong?

Oh, crap!

What did you do to my son?

The lesbians.

What?

Thanks a lot, Té, and sorry.

I really didn’t know anything about this, seriously.

Elena, I couldn’t take care of him properly; I was hungover.

Just shut up, okay?

And on top of that, you’re going around saying Sofía and her friend are lesbians.

Well, we are.

Oh my God, I’m totally shocked.

But how? I mean, when? Why?

Elena, please, don’t tell my parents.

No, no, no.

And you don’t either.

I wasn’t going to say anything.

Just shut up and get out of here,

or this will end in divorce.

Sorry about this.

Wow...

Heteros, they don’t speak the same language,

but they still insist on being together.

Hey, Dani, thanks.

For what?

Well, for not pressuring me to tell people about us.

Yeah, but more people find out every day.

And I guess soon we’ll have to tell my parents.

Are you sure?

Because no matter how liberal they are,

no parent is thrilled to have a gay child.

Yeah, but I was thinking

we could take advantage of my mom’s birthday party,

where everyone’s wasted, and drop it there, you know?

Because I don’t trust Gaby and Elena at all.

Okay.

I swear I don’t know what could have happened.

I know.

Let’s go home, Diego?

I’m tired, and it’s kind of cold.

It’s crazy, I mean, Toni didn’t come, Sofía didn’t come.

What a family, damn!

What happened?

The fuse blew.

Uh!

Do you love the letter, sweetie, or the wine?

I love it!

Careful, 39 written in fancy numbers

so no one really knows how old you are.

Come on, Alba, make a wish!

Okay, okay, here goes.

Done.

Uh!

Uh... Dad, Mom, I have to tell you something.

Yes, sweetheart, what is it?

Well...

Oh...

...that your wish came true, and she’s going back to school.

No, no, Dad, that’s not it. It’s something else.

Uh... let’s see.

Sweetheart, are you okay?

No, it’s just that everything...

Are you okay, or what?

Are you shaking too?

You didn’t wish for a grandchild, did you?

Dad, please, I’m not pregnant.

What a cliché you have!

And I think you’re about to be, huh?

Shut your mouth!

It’s something else.

I...

I...

and Daniela...

Yes? Yes?

What?

Uh...

Uh...

...that we didn’t buy your birthday gift.

It’s okay, really.

You should’ve told me, but it’s okay.

It’s fine, because there are plenty of gifts to open.

Come on, let’s unwrap them!

Let’s see!

Mine’s the one with Winnie the Pooh.

You didn’t have to, really.

Yeah, but I wanted to.

Oh, wow!

Here, open this one for me.

Look, but this one’s from the spa, that’s why.

Look.

So? Do you like it?

I think I do.

Well, well, what do we have here!

Haha!

Well, I love it.

I always get it right with her, you know?

There were more discreet ones,

but she’s at an age where she needs to stand out somehow.

Weren’t you supposed to be taking care of the baby, or did they swap him for another doll?

Okay, back to babysitting.

Alba.

Huh?

What’s this?

Well, that’s a surprise.

But... it’s wonderful!

You like it?

You like it?

I...

I love it.

Great!

Thank you, my love.

No, no.

Alba, let me take a look.

I’m going to open some champagne.

Uh, but this is expensive, isn’t it?

Look, look.

Look, look.

That person you share moments with

without having to argue all day long.

Hey, Dani, I’m really sorry.

It’s just that seeing my parents made me feel a certain way,

and I couldn’t talk.

Don’t worry.

I want you to come out, but I want you to come out alive, okay?

Haha!

Dani, sorry, girls.

There’s something...

Nines isn’t picking up her phone,

my dad even changed his number,

and I went to my neighborhood

and the guy at the gate just won’t let me in.

So, I was wondering if I could sleep in the room.

Even if it’s on the floor, okay?

I don’t want to bother you, but I don’t want to feel alone in the living room.

Just get a pillow.

Yes?

Yes.

How sweet.