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How am I supposed to tell my brother that he's nominated and has to leave the house?

Why don’t you try sending him a text? That’s how you left me.

What are you talking about?

Uh... nothing. Why?

Seriously, I can’t stand you two when you start acting like exes.

Yeah, well, if Sofía finds out about this, she'll disown me as her dad. Tony is her favorite uncle.

Well, it sounds like you’re screwed.

Yeah. You know what I’m thinking?

What?

Finding him a girlfriend.

Hey, that’s actually a good idea, right? Because at our age, we move in together pretty quickly.

Exactly. And you have a big house.

No, no. That’s not a good idea.

Sandra...

No, Diego. I don’t want anything to do with you or your genes.

So where am I going to find someone desperate enough to hook up with Tony now?

Hey. Sandra, give me something with a lot of sugar. I'm sore even in my headband.

And how’s it going with Mario?

Really well.

Hey.

But no sparks, except with the bike seat.

So... are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Paloma and your brother?

You know, that’s a much better idea.

No, I was thinking maybe he’s kind of gay, so Tony might work.

But yeah, this is much better.

I'll take these to them.

Hey. How’s it going?

Here are the drinks.

Thanks.

For the "Blue Summer" nostalgics.

Riding a bike every day extends your life.

Great, more days to ride a bike.

Yeah. By the way, how about coming over for dinner tonight? With me, Tony, Alba...

Tony?

Yeah, my brother, my brother Tony. Because there’s nothing between you two, right?

No, no, but I could go. Are you inviting me?

Yeah, well, it’s not exactly a dinner-dinner-dinner, you know, like just friends. It’s more of a date.

A date.

I’m in. Is nine o’clock good?

Perfect.

Okay.

Great.

You don’t mind that you and I aren’t doing anything tonight, right?

No.

Hey, how’s it going?

Good.

You’re Sofía’s friend, right? The one who helped paint the apartment.

Yeah, Daniela.

Daniela, right. You two have become inseparable lately, huh? I imagine you’re always hanging out, huh?

Talking about guys, mostly, especially with Sofía around, right?

Well, no, don’t worry.

Oh, really?

No.

Well, that’s a relief.

Bye, sweetie.

Bye.

Goodbye.

He’s onto it.

I used to complain that I was born dumb, but now it’s really working out for me.

Can you get another coffee for your favorite customer?

Dani, this is your sixth one in four hours. You’re buzzing like crazy.

Why don’t you wait for me at home?

What’s wrong? Does it bother you that I’m here?

You should like having your girlfriend close by.

Please, can you lower your voice? Okay?

Don’t you see that my dad is here every day, and you never leave my side?

So that’s how you see it, huh? Like a clingy girlfriend?

Well, no, but yes, okay?

Look, Sofía, I’m in a city I don’t know, and I barely have any friends.

Hey, girls.

Hi.

Wow, if you two spend so much time together, this place could be considered a lesbian bar, right?

Can you shut up?

Well, I don’t know, because Sofía hasn’t given me any yet.

Ugh.

The other day, I was reading a free magazine about those kinds of bars.

And hey, don’t think they’re all like some old dive bar now, okay?

Lesbians are much hotter these days.

Can you stop talking about the lesbian world, please?

Oh, now you said it? You said it?

Look, why don’t you grab one of those magazines, huh? You could take a little tour together.

No, no, no. I don’t know if I’d fit in well in that kind of environment.

Come on, Gonzalo, let’s go. But you’re just trying to set me up with someone.

Well, I’ll go with you. But I don’t dance with men, okay?

Relax, we all have our gay side.

Oh, no, not me. I’m all man, all macho, okay?

It shows, it shows.

Dani?

Coming.

Surprise!

My godfather lives here, I don’t know if I mentioned it.

Look, we know your dad doesn’t live here, but we came to see you, okay?

You’re our favorite goddaughter.

And we brought you a little gift.

Your godfather, with all the chaos with the kid, forgot you moved out.

Look, look. Here you go.

Ah!

Oh, great. Well, thank you so much, guys.

Alright, now you’re going to treat us to some coffee.

I’m in a bit of a hurry.

A little company won’t hurt you.

Plus, since you’re so lonely, you wouldn’t mind taking Felipe, right?

He’ll give you lots of affection, look.

Uh, no, Elena, I’m not good with kids.

What do you mean? You have such a motherly face.

Look, it’s Aunt Sofía.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

How do you like that, Elena?

Take him, take him. Yeah, hold him like this. Very good, just like that.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Well, that settles it. You’re the perfect candidate to babysit tonight.

Damn it, Elena!

Sofía, I’m begging you, okay?

Gaby and I need a break, we’re really struggling. You’re our last hope, we’re desperate.

Well, Elena, why don’t you see a therapist?

Just so you know, if we split up, he’s moving in here.

He’s told me that three or four times already.

Hey, a student’s fridge, huh?

Pizza, half a lemon, a leaf of lettuce, and a ton of beer.

Ah, brings back memories!

Alright, alright. But no more than two hours.

Elena, hey, it’s Sofía.

Just a reminder that you have a son, named Felipe, and he’s at my place.

So, come get him whenever you feel like it, okay?

Alright.

Hey, Dani, it’s Sofía.

You know, that friend you like so much.

It’s late, and I’m a little worried, okay? Call me when you can.

Alright.

Can you tell me what you’ve been up to all night?

We were just about to tell you.

We went to a lesbian rally, you know, for adopting kids.

And then they invited me for a soda...

Gonzalo, I really don’t care, okay? You had me worried.

I thought you didn’t want a clingy girlfriend.

Oh, so you disappear all night with Gonzalo, right?

Did it not occur to you that maybe I needed you?

Yeah, but I’m not a taxi service that’s available with just a call.

Oh, come on!

What have you guys done to me?

What did you give him?

Gonzalo, this is Gaby and Elena’s kid.

Oh, yeah, no, no, no, he’s way too ugly to be yours.

What’s this kid doing here?

Well, he’s just making my day worse.

I’m taking him back to his parents, move.

We’ll talk later, you and I.

What? Did someone rest their chin here while shaving, or what?

You noticed that too?

Well, of course.

You're so lucky, Daniela!

Hey, I'm sorry.

I know you've always been in love with Sofía.

Oh, no, no, that’s not what I meant.

Now that I know she’s a lesbian, I understand why she’s not into me.

So then?

It's just that you've always done whatever you wanted, without caring what people said or thought...

And I’ve never chosen anything.

Not my career, not being a dentist, not... not even my relationships.

Juan, that’s really interesting, but why don’t we just go to sleep?

Yeah.

Come on, do you have any clean sheets for the couch?

Yes, but how are you going to sleep there? You’ll hurt your back.

Why don’t you come to bed with me?

What? No.

Oh, Gonzalo, I'm a lesbian.

Ah, right.

Come on, let’s go.

It’s just that the only person who’s ever told me that was Nines, so I got nervous.

Thanks for letting me sleep on your couch.

No problem, thank my single life, right?

What happened, didn’t you get lucky last night or what?

No, better say that someone tried to set me up and it went horribly wrong.

And your parents, I had a fight with them. They don’t want me at their place.

My parents? How can they be so lame?

I don’t know, sweetie.

Hey.

Hey, guys. How’s it going? I’ll pay for my brother’s coffee, Sandra, okay? And make sure to add plenty of churros.

Sorry, but you’re too late, I already treated him.

Mom, I can’t believe you kicked Uncle out of the house, seriously.

No, no, no, your uncle left because he wanted to.

After you kicked me out.

Well, we’ve decided you can stay with us until you find a place, right?

No, Diego, no, he’s got my couch.

And mine.

Hey.

Hey, Elena. The usual?

I don’t know how you’re not embarrassed, Alba.

The fact that Sofía had to stay with the kid instead of you is just ridiculous.

What? So because you guys flaked out, I had to deal with taking care of Felipe?

Yeah, sweetie, yeah.

Look, Mom, Dad, you’re...

...selfish.

No, let’s not blow this out of proportion, okay?

Let’s not start fighting over something so trivial.

Come on, I’ll take you to work in my car.

No, no, no, I’ll take mine.

You guys would probably make me pay for the gas.

I’m coming with you, Antonio, okay?

Because compared to these guys, Pantoja and Julián Muñoz look like the Duke and Duchess of Palma.

Hey, girls!

How about a coffee?

Wow, wow, what happened to you?

Nothing, don’t you like the change?

Yeah, yeah, I love it, but it’s a bit... out there, isn’t it?

Why? You don’t like the shirt untucked, Sandra?

Yeah, but have you seen your hair?

You know what? He just had his first wild night out, Sandra.

Really?

With Daniela, the coolest.

Wait, with who? Your girl?

Yeah, I asked her to give me a little space, and she goes out partying with this guy all night.

And we’re meeting up again today.

So, where are we going today?

Oh, no, no, I didn’t mention you. After all, you called her a pain...

Wait, you called her a pain, Sofía?

Yeah, so what?

You know, you’re really selfish, Sofi.

You have no idea how much she’s given up for you.

Oh, and you do? Now that you’re best buddies...

Yeah, she gave up a scholarship to study fine arts in London for you.

What? But she told me she didn’t get in.

Yeah, so you wouldn’t feel bad.

Look, Sofía, I’m telling you, Daniela is an amazing person.

You hit the jackpot.

Well... she lost the ticket.

You know what? I don’t care at all.

Hey, Sofía, want the afternoon off?

Yes.

Bye, then.

There are things Daniela gave up for Sofi and...

...and my Nines can’t even give up her chocolate addiction for me.

She just doesn’t care.

Maybe I should leave her, you know?

Oh, yeah?

Well...

Call her.

No, if I call her from another phone, she’ll leave me right then and there.

And she’ll blow up at me...

Hey, Dani, I need to talk to you.

Not now, I’ve got plans.

Don’t you want to just stop this?

No, this way I’m not bothering you.

It’s unbearable dating a girl, really. With guys, it’s much easier to win arguments.

Well, you know, go back to them.

Hey, don’t play tough, I know about your scholarship.

Damn, Gonzalo. I told him not to say anything.

Well, that’s men for you. A couple of drinks, a pair of boobs, and they’ll give you their credit card PIN.

Look, the scholarship doesn’t matter. I gave it up, end of story.

And why?

For you.

Look, at first, I didn’t know what would happen with us.

But now I don’t want to leave. I want to be with you.

Dani, I know you’ve given up a lot for me, and I appreciate it, really.

But I think it’s too much because this is about your future.

And yours too.

No, you don’t know that.

What do you mean?

I mean, I never asked you to sacrifice anything for me, okay? So you can’t put that responsibility on me.

What responsibility? It’s my decision.

But it’s your decision because you’re in love.

And when it ends, then what? I don’t know. When it ends, I don’t know what’ll happen. Maybe I’ll regret it, maybe I won’t.

But right now, if I leave, I know I’ll regret it.

Well, think it over because I’m not sure I’d do the same for you.

Alright. Thanks for opening my eyes.

We fight to survive because it’s worth it.

Which group has more?

And, Dani, I have something for you.

You paid my tuition for Fine Arts?

Yeah, there go all my savings. It’s the scholarship, Sofía.

You spent all this money instead of just telling me you love me and want to be with me?

Yeah, well, in my family, we don’t say those things. We’re more about spending money.

But when you least expect it, like in those nature documentaries...

Hey. I’ve got bad news and good news. I made it into the newspapers for the lesbian rally.

There’s always a hunter ready to take you down.

Oh, crap! If that’s the bad news, my dad might find out about me.

No, no. That’s the good news. The bad news is my parents saw the photo and...

...they kicked me out.

Looks like this lesbian couple just got a kid.

Paloma, could you come to my office?