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Some give rings, others go on cruises, and we’re painting your apartment.

But why is it cheaper?

Well, right now, we're painting your place, but the day you decide to come out...

We’ll paint the town.

Oh, that must be Bea and Clara. They’re here to help us out.

But I'm with some friends.

Yeah?

And did you tell them about us...?

No, don’t worry. You're not my girlfriend, okay?

Hi, girls. Hello.

How’s it going? Hi.

Hi. Look, this is Sofía. Hello.

How’s it going? Hi, Clara.

Hey there.

You look great.

Dani, the girls are lesbians.

Yeah, but no one's going to eat anyone, okay?

Well...

Almost no one. You don’t mind, right?

Actually, I do mind.

Why?

Because of this.

Hello.

Dad?

Sweetheart.

Hi.

Hey there.

Dani, this is my dad.

Hello, how are you?

Hi, nice to meet you.

What are you doing here?

I came to help with the painting.

And these two as well, or what?

Hi.

Hello?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Is something wrong?

Well, yeah, something is.

This is awesome, sweetie.

You’re finally settling down. That’s right, huh?

Enough with the school director, the punks, and all that nonsense.

With your friends and a cozy home, very nice.

And with me.

You always talk about that.

You're as harmless as a Teletubby, Violeta.

So...

You’re going to make everything look nice, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Bye, sweetie.

Bye.

And I’m not saying anything to you.

Hey, please, don’t let Gonzalo find out about any of this, okay?

Okay, don’t worry.

I’m straight as an arrow, okay?

Alright.

Hey, girls.

How’s it going?

Aren’t your boyfriends coming to help paint or what?

Are you kidding?

Hey, Gonzalo, Gonzalo, why don’t you go put on some music?

Huh?

No.

These girls have some attitude, huh?

I mentioned something about a boyfriend, and they gave me a look...

like the Pope when you talk to him about condoms.

Well... they just got dumped.

So, just drop the topic, okay?

Wow!

So, four single women watching Gonzalo move his bikes up and down while painting, huh?

Let’s see if they all fall for me at the same time, huh?

We'll see.

Who knows, Gonzalo?

This could get interesting, huh?

Hey, Gonzi, why don’t you go get some water?

A little water. Come on, go.

Sofía?

Yeah, take advantage before he comes back, right?

Hey, come on, back to your wall.

I’m going.

What’s up with her?

Nothing. What could be wrong?

Come on, less chit-chat, girls, let’s get painting.

Oh, crap!

Let’s see...

Sofi, Sofi, there’s something I need to tell you.

What are you doing?

What’s up?

I know why their boyfriends left them.

They’re lesbians!

What are you talking about? Did you inhale paint fumes or something?

No, really, I saw them kissing, full-on lips.

Well, it’s not that big of a deal, right?

No, it’s not serious.

But guess what?

Daniela, the other one, she’s a lesbian too, Sofi.

No, no, you’re wrong, you’re wrong.

No, she’s into you, I saw it.

Alright, let’s go. How do you know?

Because she looks at you with those eyes, like I do, Sofi.

Oh, come on.

No!

You can’t go out there, okay? No!

But Gonzalo, how can I not go out there?

I like guys, okay?

There are a lot of lesbians out there, Sofi.

You’ve got to be there!

Gonzalo found out.

Really? We don’t have to hide it anymore?

He found out that everyone’s a lesbian except me.

Well, that’s okay.

Next time, we’ll be more careful, alright?

No, Dani, it’s not okay.

I mean, we’re supposed to be enjoying this situation.

You know, rolling around in the newspapers, with the paint, right?

Well, I told my friends not to come, so it’s just us.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Besides, you owe me all the kisses we missed yesterday because of some guy.

Don’t open it.

Sofi! Sofi, it’s me! Open up!

Damn it!

Look, he knows we’re here, and he won’t stop until we open, okay?

Sofi, open up, it’s me!

Hey, what were you doing?

Painting.

Oh...

Well, good thing I came, because you’re terrible at it.

Look at the mess you’re making! Look!

Come on!

You and Jip can paint, cook, and we’ll get out of the living room! Come on!

She can’t stop staring at your butt, huh?

Can you relax a bit?

Nah, poor thing. A man’s brain trapped in a woman’s body.

And with how horny men are, always staring at women...

A bit slow, aren’t you?

Huh? No! No, no, it’s just...

These columns need more... more coats, you know? They have pores.

So... No! No, no, no!

You stay here, okay? Right here. That’s it.

You’ve got to use this, because, see, with a brush, you leave bristle marks.

Your friend is really annoying, huh? Just annoying, annoying.

It turns out that since he buys the paint, he decides how the house is painted.

Oh! Lumps! Lumps on your column! Look! You’ve got to pay more attention!

What’s going to happen with her, huh?

Look, she just wants to help.

Oh, no! Because she’s like a man. And when men fall in love with you, they go crazy, Sofi.

I know from experience, yeah. Well, not my experience, okay?

But I see how men turn around to check you out when you walk down the street in jeans.

I’m going to get more filler.

Hey! What are you doing?! Stop!

I know what you’re up to! And no! She doesn’t want anything with you!

You’ve got the wrong target!

Will you just shut up? Leave it, leave it!

She’s harassing you, Sofi! Don’t you see it?

It starts like this and ends at 3 a.m.!

Calling like a psycho to say dirty and obscene things!

We’ve got to put a stop to this!

He’s right.

So off you go, pirate, back home to make lumps!

We have to end this.

There’s always someone who can dig it back up.

But above all, don’t tell my dad about any of this, okay?

No, no, no. I’ll take it to the grave, really, to the grave.

Actually, I might die myself after knowing that...

...that you like...

...well, that.

That you’re...

...a lesbian?

Yes! That’s it! There, said it!

Nothing else is going to happen.

Well, relax, Gonzalo. I’m sure you’ll get over it, right?

Well...

Is this the first time you’ve said you’re a lesbian?

And when someone opens the box and looks inside.