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Leslie: This is very exciting.
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We are at Saint Joseph's
medical center
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because, today, Andy dwyer
is getting his casts off.
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It is a great day for Andy,
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and it's a wonderful day
for my subcommittee.
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Oh, my god.
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Your boobs are dead.
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Stop it. No, they're not.
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I'm calling it.
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Time of boob death 9:18 am.
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We did everything we could,
but they were just too small.
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Leslie: Okay, Ann,
how do you feel?
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Ifeelgood.
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I'm recording some of these
soundbites for the website,
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so I need you to say something a
little bit more moving and poignant.
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You know, pithy, articulate.
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Kind of grabby, but unrehearsed.
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Like you just made it up,
but think about it for a second.
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Now say something like that.
And then be funny.
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Okay, go. How do you feel?
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I'm happy.
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That's great.
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If Leslie had a boyfriend
and he broke his legs,
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I would do the same for her.
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I'd probably bring fewer
stuffed animals, though.
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Yeah.
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Tom: Wow, it's like
a sweaty pinata.
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Ann: Hey, my ipodl
oh, yeah! My pirate!
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Doctor, if I may, could I
keep that cast, please?
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It's a highly disgusting
request, but I don't see why not.
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Thank you. This is a
symbol of new beginnings,
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a symbol of hope,
and of our project.
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We will build this park!
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It is gonna feel so good
to walk again, finally.
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Easy!
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Leslie: Oh, no!
Oh, my... oh, no!
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Yeah, they might be
a little weak at first.
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Andy: Thank you, guys.
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Tom: Welcome back into
the world of walking, Andy.
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Leslie: Yes.
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Ann: I just wanted to say...
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Quiet, everyone! Ann
wants to say something.
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I wanted to thank you
all for being so supportive.
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When Andy fell in the pit,
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I didn't expect anyone in
government to reach out to us.
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So, thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, you're welcome, Ann.
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Babe, when are you gonna
tell them about my show?
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Andy's band is playing a show.
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And we want you all to come.
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It's gonna be a party, so check your
suits at the door. It's gonna get crazy.
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Andy's band is really good, and it's
been driving him nuts that he can't play.
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He's been writing all these songs
about things that are physically near him.
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Sandwich! Are you Turkey or ham?
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Ann: Ham.
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Lamp! Wish you were a lamp
that would light up when you get touched
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Mark: What kind of music
does your band play?
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You know, I don't
really like to defineit
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but it's like matchbox
twenty meets the fray.
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So, rock.
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Well, again, I don't
really like to define it.
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So, undefinable rock?
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You know, again, the term
"rock," I think, defines it.
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I totally get what you mean.
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So, I would love to come
to this thing. When is it?
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Tonight at 8:00.
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Yeah. No! Tonight?
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I can't go. Why not?
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My mom set up this meeting.
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It's like a political
téte-a-téte with a local bigwig.
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Leslie, you're not
gonna go? Come on!
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Oh, you guys. You know how I
love mixing work into my personal life.
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This guy is important,
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and he has valuable information
that could help us build a park.
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But I wanna go to the concert!
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Come on! Play hooky!
Blow off the meeting.
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Oh, iwanna go to
that concert so bad,
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but I have to go to the
meeting. I have to go.
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But I'll meet up with you guys
after the téte-a-téte, I promise.
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Hey, Mark, congratulations.
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Oh. Thanks, Nate. For what?
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You got that speed bump thing
taken care of. Finally. Nice work.
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Oh, yeah. Yay.
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There used to be this huge
speed bump in the center of town.
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It was insane.
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So, I decided I wanted
to do something about it,
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and I got it lowered 2 inches.
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Apparently, what I can achieve in
government can literally be measured.
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Hey, mom.
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Hi, sweetie,
what can I do for you?
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Is that meeting still happening?
The one with the bigwig?
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As far as I know.
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Would it be unusual
to reschedule the meeting?
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Well, you would
come off as a little flakey.
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Unless that's the impression
you're trying to make?
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Flakey is the worst thing
a politician can be.
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Or corrupt.
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Or a rapist.
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There are a lot of pitfalls in
politics but those are the big three.
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So, do I need to know
anything about this guy?
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What's his political pedigree?
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His name is George gernway.
He's the city manager in eagleton.
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He's divorced with two children.
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Okay, good to know. "Knowledge
is power." Francis bacon.
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Or Mary j. Blige?
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Marlene:
Leslie's not much of a dater.
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You don't meet many guys at the
hall of records, the public library,
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or the shoe section
at jc penney,
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so I set her up with a wonk I
met at a government conference.
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All he talks about
are city codes.
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She's gonna love him.
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Is that what you're gonna wear?
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No, I was gonna wear something a
little more formal and buttoned down.
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I don't wanna blow it.
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Why don't you try
something more stylish?
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Like Laura bush stylish
or Michelle Obama stylish?
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Come tonight,
it's my boyfriend's band.
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Hey, Dr. Harris.
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Andy's playing a show tonight,
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and we'd love it if you came by.
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I think there's gonna be a good
turnout at Andy's show tonight.
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He wrote this new song about
what happened to him called the pit.
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It's one of those rare
songs that rocks really hard,
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and also informs people about
a small public works project.
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So, Andy's doing well?
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Yeah, he's a little shaky
still, but that's to be expected.
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Well, not really.
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If he had his casts
removed two weeks ago,
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the muscles wouldn't
have atrophied so much.
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I'm sorry, two weeks ago?
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That's when they were
scheduled to come off.
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But he told me that you
told him he should wait.
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No. He rescheduled.
Said it was personal,
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that he'd explain later,
but then he never explained.
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I have waited on him hand
and foot for two months.
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Vveh, I guess that explains it.
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Andy: Hey, what's up,
people of Pawnee?
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All right! All right.
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Uh... in just a minute, scarecrow
boat is gonna rock it out.
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Please be patient while we
rock out the equipment setup.
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Andy: The band has had a few
different names over the years.
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We started, we were
Teddy bear suicide,
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but then we changed it
to mouse rat.
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Uh. Then we were god hates figs,
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two doors down, department
of homeland obscurity.
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Then we were three skin,
just the tip,
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flames for flames,
muscle confusion,
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nothing rhymes with orange,
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then everything rhymes
with orange,
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Andy dwyer experience,
ad. And the d bags,
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the Andy Andy andies.
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Rad wagon. Five skin, four skin.
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Nothing rhymes with blorange.
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Death of a scam artist,
razor dick.
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Puppy pendulum, possum pendulum,
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penis pendulum, hand
rail suicide, angel snack.
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Jet black pope, punch
face champions, ninja dick,
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we went back to mouse rat,
and now we are scarecrow boat.
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God, when I hear myself say
scarecrow boat out loud, I kind of hate it.
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Now, you know that we're gonna
be building a park on a residential lot,
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so, of course we're gonna have
to get the zoning codes approved
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and amended by our city council.
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What kind of movies do you like?
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Uh. Well, you know,
documentaries, political thrillers.
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I like all kinds of movies.
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Great.
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So, I brought some
pictures of the lot,
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and you can tell that the
houses are very close to it.
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How difficult is
re-zoning in your town?
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Could you go into detail
a little bit about that?
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Sure. Great.
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It's refreshing to be with
someone who actually likes
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talking about government issues.
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Most of the women
I go out with find it boring.
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Well, you know, you have
to have zoning codes,
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or else the whole
thing could be chaos.
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You are a very no-nonsense
person, aren't you?
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I like that.
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Your mother mentioned
that you don't date much.
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What?
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I've been focusing on my
career. Why do you ask?
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I haven't been dating much
either since my divorce.
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It hasn't been easy.
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And I'm coping, but it
was tough on the kids.
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Not my kids,
'cause they're grown-up,
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but it was tough on their kids.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, boy.
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I'm sorry. Okay.
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I apologize.
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Shouldn't bring up my
divorce on a first date.
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But I feel I can
tell you anything.
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Okay. Okay.
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Let's have some more wine.
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See where the night takes us.
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He thinks we're on a date. Did
you tell him we were on a date?
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Marlene: It is a date.
What did you think it was?
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A political strategy session.
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Leslie, you're not
getting any younger.
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Well, neither is he.
And he's 62 years old.
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I think it's going quite well.
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And she looks like
a young Sandy Duncan.
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Oh. Just go back in there
and finish the dinner.
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Let him think it's a date.
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You don't have to have sex
with him if you don't want to.
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What? Are you crazy?
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Hi, how are you?
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Hey, parks department.
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Hey, Mark.
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This is Beth, my ex-wife
Tammy's better-looking sister.
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Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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You guys are together?
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Yup. My ex-wife Tammy
cheated on me. Then we divorced.
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Then last week, I ran
into her sister Beth here.
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Turns out she hates Tammy,
too, so we've started dating.
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It's like a fairy tale.
Yeah, Tammy stinks.
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Brendanawicz! Hey, Tom.
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Hey. I want you to meet my wife.
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Hi. I'm Wendy Haverford.
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Hi. You're Tom's wife.
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Don't hold it against me.
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Look at how hot she is.
Isn't that crazy?
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And she's a surgeon.
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She makes a ton of money!
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Bam!
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This is Derek.
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Cool. How long have
you guys been dating?
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We're just friends.
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He's like the gayest
person I've ever met.
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But I make out with him
when I'm drunk sometimes.
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You know, if you don't wanna
talk to me, you can just say so.
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I don't wanna talk to you.
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Apparently, tonight, I'm the
parks department's seventh wheel.
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Are you okay?
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It's good. Yeah.
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This is my oldest son.
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He's a very no-nonsense
person like yourself.
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And this is my youngest.
He's about your age.
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Terrific.
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So, did you give
any more thought to
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those zoning code
questions I asked you?
244
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Oh. Come on, enough
business. Let's have some fun!
245
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,378
Try some of my chicken.
246
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,713
Oh, no. That's okay.
247
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:15,091
Just a taste. Have a
little taste of chicken!
248
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,010
Just a bit! Just a taste!
249
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,636
Chicken, chicken, chicken!
250
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,890
Mmm. Delicious, right?
251
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,099
Mmm-hmm.
252
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,684
I really like this restaurant.
253
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,896
Yeah. It's a great place
for a business meeting.
254
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,241
Andy. Andy. We need to talk.
255
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,243
Babe, hey. We're just
about to start.
256
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,078
Could you grab me
a triple whiskey water?
257
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,706
You would
like that, wouldn't you?
258
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,168
You have two perfectly
good legs. Get it yourself.
259
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,434
All right. Hey, guys!
Thanks for coming out.
260
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,946
We're scarecrow boat.
261
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,094
This first song is
called menace ball.
262
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,514
Two, three, four...
263
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,184
I know you been changing
264
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:10,313
but I been changing, too
265
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,275
you say that you've moved on...
266
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,194
Thank you.
267
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,115
What kind of movies do you like?
268
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,408
You already asked me that.
269
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,702
Oh. Sorry. Senior moment.
270
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,164
Hey, am I
keeping you from something?
271
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,540
No, no.
272
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:35,755
Yes. My friend Andy is playing in a
band tonight, and I kind of wanted to go.
273
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,800
Well, if you want to go to
the rock show, I don't mind.
274
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,302
Really? Are you sure?
275
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:45,014
Sure! I haven't been to
a rock show in a long time.
276
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,059
Might be fun. All this
and a rock show, too?
277
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,979
The last rock show I went
to was the everly brothers.
278
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,981
Hmm.
You like the everly brothers?
279
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,291
They're my favorite rock group.
280
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,441
They're so good.
281
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,780
I am getting very
positive signals.
282
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:05,034
You and me together
283
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,579
you and me forever
284
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,916
you and me together forever
285
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:17,171
together forever
286
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:28,057
All right, take five, guys.
I'm gonna go acoustic.
287
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:34,647
This next
song is dedicated to her,
288
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,026
my girlfriend, Ann.
289
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,194
I call it Ann.
290
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:54,917
Ann
291
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,683
Hey, the band's really good.
292
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,061
I liked that song grapple hound.
293
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,021
Gossip town? Right.
294
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,733
My only criticism,
I hate the name of the band.
295
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,527
Yeah, they should change
their name to big, lying baby.
296
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,945
Or where's my sandwich?
297
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:26,074
Or don't forget to bring
home beers after work.
298
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,120
Okay. Since you brought it up,
I'm just gonna say it.
299
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,332
I don't get you and...
300
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,644
I mean, it doesn't
make any sense to me.
301
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,962
I mean, I like Andy a lot.
302
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,132
But there's tons of guys
out there who have jobs
303
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,676
and who respect you
304
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,929
and think you're attractive.
305
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,098
Really? Oh, yeah.
306
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,474
You mean guys like you...
307
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,059
For instance?
308
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,228
No, no, no, no, no, not me.
309
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,021
Oh. Okay. Good,
'cause, for a second there,
310
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,999
I thought you were hitting
on me in front of my boyfriend.
311
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,858
No! Not my style.
312
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,029
Even though you did just
call him a big, lying baby.
313
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,573
And I do find you attractive.
314
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,075
So, you are hitting on me.
315
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,327
No. I'm not. I promise you.
316
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,791
But if I were,
would you be interested?
317
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,503
Okay. Let me tell you why,
318
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,730
because I'm in a crappy mood,
319
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,899
and I don't really appreciate
what's happening right here.
320
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,111
Number one, you've never been in a
relationship that's lasted longer than a week.
321
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,404
Number two, the girls...
That's fine. Just...
322
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,780
You do choose to
spend the week with...
323
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,616
That's enough. That's enough. Look, I
was not trying to ask you out, I promise.
324
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,350
Well, I'm glad we avoided that.
325
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:40,106
Pit! I fell in it, the pit
326
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,943
you fell in it, the pit
327
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:48,990
we all fell in it, the pit
328
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:52,785
pit! I fell in it, the pit
329
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,038
you fell in it, the pit
330
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:02,044
we all fell in it, the pit
331
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:06,048
pit! I was in it, the pit
332
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:12,138
we all fell in that pit
333
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,984
Thank you very much,
everybody! We are scarecrow boat!
334
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,320
No! Screw it! We are mouse rat!
335
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,030
Thank you very much! Good night!
336
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,618
Damn it. I missed it?
337
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,244
Leslie! Who's your friend?
338
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,580
I'm George. I'm Leslie's date.
339
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,750
Yes. He's my date.
George gernway.
340
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,585
He's the city
manager in eagleton.
341
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,670
Hi, George gernway.
I'm Tom Haverford.
342
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,673
This is my wife, Wendy.
She's my age.
343
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:48,799
Hello. Hi.
344
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,010
Andy. Andy.
345
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,764
What do you think of the show?
346
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,433
Can I talk to you
for a second? Alone?
347
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,102
Yeah. Okay, definitely.
348
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,731
I have to break down this
gear real quick, so two seconds.
349
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,611
Andy: I have no idea
why Ann is upset with me.
350
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,423
But I do know she's too nice to
yell at me in front of all these people.
351
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,075
So, I am not leaving this bar.
352
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,744
So, I heard you went
to Indiana state. Yes.
353
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,138
My buddy Todd went there.
Maybe you know him.
354
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,372
What year did you graduate?
355
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,581
1968.
356
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:24,043
Oh! Todd graduated in 2005,
so you probably missed him.
357
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,647
How was your date with Leslie?
358
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,922
We rework the mix on the demo.
359
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,800
We change the band name,
and then we send the demo out.
360
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,677
We're completely ready...
Andy, let's go.
361
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,360
Honey, I'm just
debriefing with the band.
362
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,097
It's just gonna
be just one second.
363
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,099
Let's go. Leslie: Hey! Hi!
364
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,894
Whoa! Leslie knope! I'm so glad you
made it. You have to meet my band.
365
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,205
Okay. Hi, band!
Hey. What's going on?
366
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,648
Oh. I'm so sorry
that I missed your songs.
367
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,001
Is there any way that you guys
could do like an encore or something?
368
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,110
An encore. I like it.
369
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,420
Guys, let's get our stuff
out of the boxes. Let's go.
370
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,797
No, no, forget it.
No, we're going home.
371
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,948
No, Ann, don't leave.
I just got here.
372
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,926
Yeah, itwould be really rude
to leave when she just got here.
373
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,244
I mean, she brought her dad.
374
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,180
It'd be kind of rude to not
do at least one more song.
375
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,330
Andy.
376
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,126
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
377
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,771
Sorry, Leslie. We're gonna
go. I'll call you tomorrow.
378
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,075
Leslie: Okay.
This weekend, guys.
379
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:15,595
Look. Dead or asleep?
380
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,973
Dead or asleep?
381
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,352
George. George!
382
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,148
Oh.
383
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,358
Look at me, out like alight.
384
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,695
I think I should head home now.
385
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,030
Okay.
386
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:36,967
It was nice to meet
you. It was fun.
387
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,119
I had a nice time. Don't
think I'll go out with her again.
388
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,496
There was just no spark.
389
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,123
How did Leslie
meet her boyfriend?
390
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,292
She used to read him
books at the senior center.
391
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,127
Wow. How old is he?
392
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,505
He's six, but he has Benjamin
button disease. Beth: Whoa.
393
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,924
Hey, who wants to
see me climb a tree?
394
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,385
Tom: I do! Beth: I do!
395
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,892
Mark: Deputy director knope.
396
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,603
Where do you think you're going?
397
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,938
Home. It's been
a really crappy night.
398
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,191
Have a beer with me.
399
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,654
I can't believe my mom tried to
set me up with an 80-year-old man.
400
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,784
Iwent to dinner tonight
with somebody's grandpa.
401
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,161
You know what? That
guy was too young for you.
402
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,514
You should be
dating guys in their early hundreds.
403
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,248
I'm telling you,
you should be dating men
404
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,417
that al roker announces
their birthdays.
405
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,964
Hey! Congratulations
are in order.
406
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,592
I heard that you got that
speed bump thing through.
407
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,861
Don't make fun of me. I'm not.
408
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,389
Oh, yeah. I made a bump into a
smaller bump. It's a great day for america.
409
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,266
What are you talking about?
That thing was a pain in the butt.
410
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,937
You fixed a problem. That's
what we're supposed to do.
411
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:55,695
You know, honestly, when iwent to
college, and I studied city planning...
412
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,031
Yes?
413
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:04,745
I thought I was gonna get a chance
to build these, you know, perfect cities.
414
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,123
With public transportation
415
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,209
and downtown pedestrian areas
with beautiful landscaping,
416
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:14,964
and all I ever really do is regulate
the size of people's garage additions.
417
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,258
You can do it all, brendanawicz.
418
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:22,096
The people of Pawnee don't know
how lucky they are to have you.
419
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,808
Mark and I are really
connecting tonight.
420
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,437
Like we connected when
we made love five years ago.
421
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,815
There are a million similarities
between that night and this night.
422
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,401
We were drinking.
We were at a bar.
423
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:43,117
Leslie: If you could put anything in
the park, what would you put in there?
424
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,410
Okay... don't over-think it.
425
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,789
Keep it simple, nice shady
trees, lots of grass, benches.
426
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,876
A picnic table?
Sure. Water feature.
427
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,003
Like, huge rocks
to be climbing on.
428
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,148
A play area for the kids.
God, that sounds wonderful.
429
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,340
I would live in that park.
But then you'd be homeless.
430
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,509
Bartender:
Hey, we're closing up.
431
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,012
What time is it? I should go.
432
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,055
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
433
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,516
We're getting drinks to go.
Come on. Beers to go!
434
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,060
Where are we going?
All the bars are closed.
435
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,817
You think I can get my beer bottle
in that shopping cart right there?
436
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,528
What? Mark, don't.
This pit isn't a dump.
437
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,113
Yes, it is. Look around, Leslie.
438
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,615
I mean, there's crap everywhere.
439
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,576
One beer bottle is not
gonna make any difference.
440
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,582
Damn it! I was so close there!
441
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,959
Yeah, so... it was pretty close!
442
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,462
So far to the left!
So far to the left!
443
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,798
You think you can do
any better? No, please.
444
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,109
I don't want anyone to see! I'm
the deputy director of parks...
445
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,153
You're the deputy director
of parks and blah blah...
446
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,929
You know, nobody's gonna see it.
447
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,264
Go on and Chuck it.
448
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,023
Unbelievable!
That's unbelievable!
449
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,443
You missed the entire pit,
which is huge, by the way.
450
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,822
Andy, I'm so sick
of talking about this.
451
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,240
I didn't do anything wrong.
452
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,467
You didn't do anything
wrong? Mmm-mmm.
453
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,827
I waited on you hand and foot.
454
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:08,953
And it was exhausting!
455
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,997
I fed you meals, and you could've
had your casts off two weeks ago!
456
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,250
That is not true. It's not true?
457
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,002
So you're calling
Dr. Harris a liar?
458
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,879
Yes yeah?
459
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,089
Why would he lie about that?
460
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,150
I don't know, that's a good question.
Maybe to make some more money.
461
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,235
How would he make more money?
462
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,260
Easy.
463
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,095
Hmos
464
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:28,824
do you want me
to call Dr. Harris?
465
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:29,950
I'm gonna call
Dr. Harris right now.
466
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,034
How about that? You call him!
467
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,328
You get me on the phone
with Dr. Harris. Yes. Yes. I will.
468
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,937
Don't call him right now!
469
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,772
Ann: Why? Because it's late.
470
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,649
Andy: Listen,
just put the phone down.
471
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,527
Fine! You want the truth?
472
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,736
Yes.
473
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:46,198
Could I have gotten my
casts off two weeks ago?
474
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,451
Technically, yes. But
475
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,372
I really, really like it
when you serve me food.
476
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,165
Get out. Get out of my house.
477
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,667
But what...
478
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,211
Take a walk with your
overly-healed legs,
479
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,213
and let me think
about this relationship.
480
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,184
Babe! I'm not going anywhere
till you forgive me.
481
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,186
I'm not giving up on you.
482
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:21,817
Leslie: Okay, this pit.
Give it to me straight.
483
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,320
Are we ever gonna
turn it into a park?
484
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,739
Leslie, this is already a park!
485
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:30,701
Look, I mean, you got
dirt slide over here,
486
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,037
you got ring around the
diaper you could play there.
487
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:38,334
You've got duck, duck, glass
you could play right there.
488
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,628
Mystery trash.
489
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:44,381
What's not to love about
this park, right here, now?
490
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:48,510
I wish we could turn it
into a pit, frankly, don't you?
491
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,974
But, seriously, I mean, really?
492
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:59,104
Honestly, Leslie, it's
gonna be along, uphill battle.
493
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,065
You are gonna be super annoyed
494
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,667
with all the people
that want you to fail.
495
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:07,112
There is a sea of red
tape, endless roadblocks.
496
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,742
So, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
497
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,415
Screw it. I'm gonna
try to do it anyway.
498
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,728
Leslie: I mean, Kennedy
put a man on the moon.
499
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:22,795
Mark: He did.
500
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,254
Leslie: I can build one park.
501
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,882
I really admire your tenacity.
502
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,468
I really admire you.
503
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,953
No, no. Wait, what am I doing?
504
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,748
This isn't the way
I want this to happen again.
505
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,294
Leslie, it's not
that big a deal.
506
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,010
I think you should
go home, Mark.
507
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,470
All right, okay.
508
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,889
I'm sorry.
509
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,183
Pnigonna get out of here. Yeah.
510
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,269
I'm sorry. It's okay, it's...
511
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,603
No. Oh, my god!
512
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,148
Oh, my god!
513
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,734
Leslie: Oh, my god!
Mark, are you all right?
514
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:27,901
Andy: Wow.
515
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,779
Are you okay? Oh, my god!
516
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,115
Mark: Go get some help.
Leslie: Help!
517
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,300
Mark: Go get some help.
Leslie: Help!
518
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:35,385
Mark: Go get some help.
Leslie: Help!
519
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:38,579
Hey, babe! Baby, open up!
520
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:41,415
That guy Mark
just fell in the pit!
521
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,084
You know that guy Mark? What?
522
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,919
Yeah. He just fell in the pit!
523
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,397
You gotta go check
it out. You're a nurse.
524
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:48,881
I think he'd probably be hurt.
525
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,239
Seriously, it's pretty bad!
526
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:57,431
Pit! I fell in it, the pit
527
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,809
you fell in it, the pit
528
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:06,273
we all fell in it, the pit
529
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:10,402
the pit! I fell in it, the pit
530
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,697
you fell in it, the pit
531
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:18,202
we all fell in it, the pit
532
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:23,457
the pit!
Well, I was in it, the pit
533
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,794
you were in it, the pit!
534
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:32,299
We all were in it, the pit!
535
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:36,428
The pit! I was in it, the pit!
536
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,723
You fell in it, the pit
537
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:46,438
we all fell in that pit
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