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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,643 --> 00:00:02,843 No, no, no! 2 00:00:02,909 --> 00:00:05,009 Don't touch that dial. 3 00:00:05,076 --> 00:00:07,676 Here's what's on my mind tonight. 4 00:00:10,409 --> 00:00:12,943 (male narrator) A professor running from his past 5 00:00:13,009 --> 00:00:15,876 a young student running from his future 6 00:00:15,943 --> 00:00:18,476 and a terrifying vision of their darkest fears. 7 00:00:18,543 --> 00:00:21,009 So, general, our paths cross again. 8 00:00:21,076 --> 00:00:22,943 Have their nightmares come alive? 9 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:24,309 Die like a man. 10 00:00:24,376 --> 00:00:27,809 Or have they had just one drink too many? 11 00:00:27,876 --> 00:00:31,309 Why, the bottle alone can tear you apart. 12 00:00:31,376 --> 00:00:34,776 Find out on the next "Freddy's Nightmares." 13 00:00:37,443 --> 00:00:39,443 [theme music] 14 00:00:47,509 --> 00:00:49,543 [children laughing] 15 00:00:55,309 --> 00:00:59,676 You're in Springwood now and you're all mine. 16 00:00:59,743 --> 00:01:00,743 [screams] 17 00:01:00,809 --> 00:01:02,443 [screams] 18 00:01:03,076 --> 00:01:05,009 [screams] 19 00:01:05,076 --> 00:01:07,276 [laughing] 20 00:01:24,176 --> 00:01:26,609 The only reason I'm taking an English lit course is 21 00:01:26,676 --> 00:01:29,476 so I could stay away from science professors. 22 00:01:29,543 --> 00:01:31,676 Why would you do that? 23 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:34,376 I keep falling in love with them. 24 00:01:34,443 --> 00:01:35,709 But I'm safe here. 25 00:01:35,776 --> 00:01:37,843 English professors don't do anything for me. 26 00:01:39,076 --> 00:01:40,476 Oh, I hope I'm not insulting you. 27 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:41,976 You're not an English major? 28 00:01:42,043 --> 00:01:45,843 Uh, actually I'm a supervisor at a credit rating service. 29 00:01:45,909 --> 00:01:48,443 I'm only taking this one course on Shakespeare. 30 00:02:07,676 --> 00:02:10,176 [whispers] Let's go.. 31 00:02:10,243 --> 00:02:11,476 [gasps] 32 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,176 I thought you weren't taking this course. 33 00:02:15,243 --> 00:02:17,809 I can take whatever course I want. 34 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:20,709 Since when have you been interested in Shakespeare? 35 00:02:20,776 --> 00:02:23,343 I mean, the plots of Saturday morning cartoons 36 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:24,409 were too much for you. 37 00:02:24,443 --> 00:02:25,609 Oh, really? 38 00:02:25,676 --> 00:02:28,309 I saw "Othello" with Bob 39 00:02:28,376 --> 00:02:30,309 and I loved it. 40 00:02:30,376 --> 00:02:31,376 Ah! 41 00:02:32,476 --> 00:02:33,743 "Othello?" 42 00:02:33,809 --> 00:02:35,743 'How does that passage go?' 43 00:02:37,043 --> 00:02:39,076 "Pray, chuck, come hither 44 00:02:39,143 --> 00:02:40,243 show me your eyes." 45 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:42,243 [all screaming] 46 00:02:54,143 --> 00:02:58,343 Shakespeare knew that a good play was not enough. 47 00:02:58,409 --> 00:03:00,643 You had to get the audience into the theater 48 00:03:00,709 --> 00:03:04,176 and then you had to grab their attention. 49 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:05,876 - 'What?' - Oh! 50 00:03:05,943 --> 00:03:08,409 I think I'm in love. 51 00:03:08,476 --> 00:03:10,909 Bah! Yuck! 52 00:03:10,976 --> 00:03:12,909 A round of applause for Mary Whittaker 53 00:03:12,976 --> 00:03:14,709 of our Theater Department. 54 00:03:14,776 --> 00:03:16,543 [applauding] 55 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:22,109 And I am Professor Windom 56 00:03:22,176 --> 00:03:24,709 and this is introduction to Shakespeare. 57 00:03:24,776 --> 00:03:27,176 So, uh, let me introduce you. 58 00:03:28,443 --> 00:03:31,009 Class, this is William Shakespeare. 59 00:03:31,076 --> 00:03:33,376 Willy, the class. 60 00:03:33,443 --> 00:03:35,276 [applauding] 61 00:03:40,309 --> 00:03:42,176 Shakespeare survives 62 00:03:42,243 --> 00:03:45,009 because his plays are as relatable today 63 00:03:45,076 --> 00:03:47,043 as when he first wrote them. 64 00:03:50,276 --> 00:03:51,443 Hmm. 65 00:03:53,409 --> 00:03:55,209 Would you like a belt, missy? 66 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,409 Looks like it would make you feel good. 67 00:03:57,476 --> 00:03:58,976 Uh, no. 68 00:04:00,576 --> 00:04:01,776 [sighs] 69 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:03,409 Little missy 70 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:06,043 Springwood Yew is very small. 71 00:04:06,109 --> 00:04:09,143 Now you can learn real drama from me 72 00:04:09,209 --> 00:04:11,843 or go on believing that "Jake And The Fatman" 73 00:04:11,909 --> 00:04:13,409 works on a number of levels. 74 00:04:13,476 --> 00:04:15,409 [all chuckling] 75 00:04:15,476 --> 00:04:16,676 Eh? 76 00:04:18,776 --> 00:04:21,176 He is the most fascinating man I've ever met. 77 00:04:21,243 --> 00:04:24,443 Definitely, if you're into burned-out drunks. 78 00:04:24,509 --> 00:04:26,743 All artistic types drink a little. 79 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:30,343 A little? This guy downed a quart. 80 00:04:30,409 --> 00:04:32,776 I've got it. I'll ask him to tutor me. 81 00:04:32,843 --> 00:04:34,485 I bet you I have a date by the second lesson. 82 00:04:34,509 --> 00:04:35,676 Oh! 83 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,409 (Windom) 'You must believe me.' 84 00:04:37,476 --> 00:04:40,643 You're wrong to think that poetry is worthless. 85 00:04:41,809 --> 00:04:43,776 'Poetry must not only be allowed..' 86 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:47,943 it must be nurtured. 87 00:04:52,143 --> 00:04:53,376 [inhales sharply] 88 00:05:03,109 --> 00:05:06,776 So you don't think booze can kill ya, huh? 89 00:05:06,843 --> 00:05:07,876 [glass shatters] 90 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:12,876 Why, the bottle alone can tear you apart. 91 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:14,043 [glass shatters] 92 00:05:14,109 --> 00:05:16,609 But booze ain't gonna kill the professor. 93 00:05:16,676 --> 00:05:18,843 He's just gonna wish it did. 94 00:05:18,909 --> 00:05:20,476 [laughing] 95 00:05:24,909 --> 00:05:25,843 [knock on door] 96 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,809 [gasps] 97 00:05:27,876 --> 00:05:28,809 Oh! 98 00:05:28,876 --> 00:05:30,443 [knocking continues] Oh! 99 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:34,476 Ooh! 100 00:05:36,443 --> 00:05:37,576 [sighs] 101 00:05:37,643 --> 00:05:39,043 [knocking continues] 102 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:43,509 [exhales] 103 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:46,209 [panting] 104 00:05:46,276 --> 00:05:48,943 Professor, it's me, Chuck. 105 00:05:49,009 --> 00:05:51,343 - Chuck. - Chuck? 106 00:05:51,409 --> 00:05:52,743 Chuck! 107 00:05:52,809 --> 00:05:55,409 I didn't recognize you. 108 00:05:55,476 --> 00:05:56,943 Come in. 109 00:05:57,009 --> 00:05:59,243 P-professor, I need your help. 110 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:02,976 What is it? Are you in trouble? 111 00:06:05,776 --> 00:06:08,776 Professor, you-you gotta hide me. 112 00:06:08,843 --> 00:06:10,009 Tell me what's going on. 113 00:06:10,076 --> 00:06:12,576 [gasping] It's the army. 114 00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:15,009 I-I couldn't take anymore. I wish I could, but I couldn't. 115 00:06:15,076 --> 00:06:18,143 I.. Look, I-I-I deserted. 116 00:06:18,209 --> 00:06:21,609 You deserted? Do you know how serious that is? 117 00:06:21,676 --> 00:06:23,609 Oh, no, professor, I've just been running 118 00:06:23,676 --> 00:06:26,176 for the past two days to prepare for a marathon. 119 00:06:26,243 --> 00:06:28,676 Well, what are you going to do? 120 00:06:28,743 --> 00:06:30,643 You can't stay here. 121 00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:32,076 Why not? 122 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:34,209 That would make me an accessory to your crime. 123 00:06:34,276 --> 00:06:36,043 I'm not gonna do that now. 124 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:38,709 Have you tried to contact your family? 125 00:06:38,776 --> 00:06:41,343 What? Are you kidding? Do you know my family? 126 00:06:41,409 --> 00:06:44,409 They-they've been in army since Valley Forge. 127 00:06:44,476 --> 00:06:46,243 I can't go there. 128 00:06:46,309 --> 00:06:47,876 [breathes heavily] God! 129 00:06:47,943 --> 00:06:49,443 Look, there.. 130 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,476 There's somethin' else too, professor. 131 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:53,109 What? 132 00:06:53,176 --> 00:06:55,876 [breathes heavily] I've been havin' these awful nightmares. 133 00:06:58,143 --> 00:06:59,676 [grunts] 134 00:07:01,543 --> 00:07:03,676 It's time to get what you deserve, boy. 135 00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:05,809 (Chuck) Wait! 136 00:07:05,876 --> 00:07:07,743 [grunts] 137 00:07:07,809 --> 00:07:09,243 No! 138 00:07:12,776 --> 00:07:14,043 Dad. 139 00:07:16,143 --> 00:07:19,109 - Lower the club, soldier. - Yes, sir! 140 00:07:19,176 --> 00:07:21,743 (male #1) 'You were going to hit him in the face, weren't you?' 141 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:26,076 That's wrong. Real wrong. 142 00:07:28,109 --> 00:07:29,943 - Hit him in the stomach! - 'No!' 143 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:31,643 That way no one will see the mark. 144 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:33,876 No! No! 145 00:07:36,343 --> 00:07:39,609 The meaning of your dream's pretty clear to me. 146 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:43,143 It's an expression of the guilt you feel over your desertion. 147 00:07:43,209 --> 00:07:45,409 No, it's more than that. Don't you understand? 148 00:07:45,476 --> 00:07:47,543 I don't think the nightmares will stop until you... 149 00:07:47,609 --> 00:07:48,876 Until what? 150 00:07:48,943 --> 00:07:51,076 U-until I turn myself in? 151 00:07:51,143 --> 00:07:53,276 Don't you realize they'll kill me if I go back? 152 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:54,543 Oh, I don't.. 153 00:07:54,609 --> 00:07:56,243 I think the army will treat you fair. 154 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,109 Yeah, yeah, it's not.. 155 00:07:58,176 --> 00:08:00,409 No, it's not the army I'm worried about. 156 00:08:00,476 --> 00:08:03,176 It's, it's my father who'd want me dead. 157 00:08:03,243 --> 00:08:05,809 Well, he's not the only person in your life. 158 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,476 - What about Janie? - It's Jeanie. 159 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:10,909 Oh, what kind of life can I offer her? 160 00:08:10,976 --> 00:08:12,943 God! Professor, I beg you. 161 00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:15,176 Please let me stay. 162 00:08:15,243 --> 00:08:17,343 Alright, alright. 163 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:19,509 Okay, Chuck. We'll see what we can do. 164 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:21,909 Oh. Thank you. 165 00:08:21,976 --> 00:08:23,943 [intense music] 166 00:08:27,909 --> 00:08:31,843 So, general, our paths cross again. 167 00:08:33,843 --> 00:08:37,076 This time to do battle over the soul of your own son. 168 00:08:40,109 --> 00:08:41,343 [knock on door] 169 00:08:43,576 --> 00:08:45,276 [knock on door] 170 00:08:48,809 --> 00:08:51,076 [eerie music] 171 00:08:52,676 --> 00:08:55,343 - No! - Easy 172 00:08:59,276 --> 00:09:00,976 Don't be afraid. 173 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,276 I've come to tell you that I was wrong. 174 00:09:07,509 --> 00:09:10,209 Wrong? How? 175 00:09:10,276 --> 00:09:12,409 You don't have to be like me. 176 00:09:12,476 --> 00:09:14,876 You shouldn't be like me. 177 00:09:14,943 --> 00:09:17,209 And the fact that you've been fighting so hard 178 00:09:17,276 --> 00:09:21,043 to be your own man shows me that you've got guts. 179 00:09:23,343 --> 00:09:24,776 Thanks, dad. 180 00:09:27,009 --> 00:09:28,843 This calls for a drink. 181 00:09:28,909 --> 00:09:30,676 Dad, no, you don't need to drink. 182 00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:34,143 [laughs] That's what I've been telling you and your mother for years. 183 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:36,576 No, I'm begging you, don't drink. 184 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,109 [gasping] 185 00:09:39,176 --> 00:09:41,276 One never hurt anybody. 186 00:09:42,743 --> 00:09:44,676 [dramatic music] 187 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,076 Ah! 188 00:09:52,309 --> 00:09:54,576 You little wimp! 189 00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:03,976 [grunts] 190 00:10:06,776 --> 00:10:09,476 D-daddy, please. Please. 191 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,109 Don't worry. 192 00:10:11,176 --> 00:10:13,643 I won't let them hang you. 193 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:17,776 But only because hanging is too good for you. 194 00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:19,576 Shoot him in the knees! 195 00:10:19,643 --> 00:10:21,376 No! No! 196 00:10:21,443 --> 00:10:22,543 [gunshot] 197 00:10:22,609 --> 00:10:23,876 And I scream and I scream 198 00:10:23,943 --> 00:10:26,076 and the MPs just laugh. 199 00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:28,709 And they drop me to the floor and that's it. 200 00:10:28,776 --> 00:10:30,243 Then I woke up. 201 00:10:30,309 --> 00:10:32,909 You said this dream makes you more nervous 202 00:10:32,976 --> 00:10:34,376 than the others. Why is that? 203 00:10:34,443 --> 00:10:36,576 It took place in Springwood 204 00:10:36,643 --> 00:10:38,576 right in this apartment. 205 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:40,976 They're closing in on me... 206 00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:43,343 No, they are not. It's just a dream. 207 00:10:48,676 --> 00:10:51,143 - You're lookin' pretty good. - Hmm? Oh! 208 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:54,676 [chuckles] Thanks. I'm feeling good too. 209 00:10:54,743 --> 00:10:56,676 You know, I'm drinking less. 210 00:10:57,709 --> 00:10:59,176 I'm happy for you. 211 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,443 Look, I've got to go over some papers 212 00:11:01,509 --> 00:11:03,509 so excuse me for a little while, okay? 213 00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,543 Sure, no problem. 214 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,609 [sighs] 215 00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:11,609 Did you think about me? 216 00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:13,543 About what will happen when the MPs arrive? 217 00:11:13,609 --> 00:11:17,009 - Yes, I think about that. - Oh, really? 218 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,876 Then why do we just sit around in this apartment? 219 00:11:19,943 --> 00:11:21,876 Why aren't we doing something? Going somewhere? 220 00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:24,676 Listen, Chuck, your future is on my mind 221 00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:26,776 but, but it's not running away. 222 00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:29,776 Look. 223 00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:31,476 It's this. 224 00:11:31,543 --> 00:11:33,476 [instrumental music] 225 00:11:35,376 --> 00:11:36,776 This is one of my poems. 226 00:11:38,509 --> 00:11:41,176 - You've kept it. - I kept it because it's good. 227 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,143 It's really good. 228 00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:45,376 I wish my father felt like you did. 229 00:11:46,876 --> 00:11:50,476 Maybe if I called him and told him how good you really are. 230 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,009 [laughs] Oh, no. No, to my father, all poetry is the same. 231 00:11:54,076 --> 00:11:56,009 It should all be written by women. 232 00:11:56,076 --> 00:11:59,309 Listen, Chuck, you have got to trust me. 233 00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:00,856 Now I'm waiting for word on something. 234 00:12:00,909 --> 00:12:03,776 When I get that word, we're gonna move quickly, okay? 235 00:12:08,643 --> 00:12:09,676 Okay. 236 00:12:11,409 --> 00:12:14,076 Now will you let me do my work? 237 00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:16,776 Alright, professor. 238 00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:20,376 I-I'm sorry I'm such a trouble. 239 00:12:20,443 --> 00:12:22,843 No, no. Don't worry about it. 240 00:12:24,776 --> 00:12:27,343 - I think I'll do some writing. - That's a good idea. 241 00:12:30,276 --> 00:12:33,709 Uh, I, I just remembered I-I misplaced my notebook. 242 00:12:33,776 --> 00:12:35,476 Did you see it? 243 00:12:35,543 --> 00:12:37,176 [dramatic music] 244 00:12:37,243 --> 00:12:38,443 What is it? 245 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,176 We always used to make fun of you 246 00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:43,276 because you misplaced things. 247 00:12:43,343 --> 00:12:44,909 [chuckles] Oh, that. 248 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:46,509 'But I-I've never done that.' 249 00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:47,576 So? 250 00:12:49,176 --> 00:12:50,276 Nothing. 251 00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:04,076 [indistinct chatter] 252 00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,876 (Windom) Well, what are you all stating at? 253 00:13:10,943 --> 00:13:13,609 Never seen a guy who's had areally<TO 254 00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:15,843 [all laughing] 255 00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:18,243 Today we're gonna finish our discussion of "Lear." 256 00:13:18,309 --> 00:13:20,576 Now, Barbara. 257 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,343 'Could you tell me the difference' 258 00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:25,643 between the subplot in "Lear" 259 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,676 and Shakespeare's other subplots? 260 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:33,076 I don't know. 261 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:35,976 How come you're asking a question like that? 262 00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:38,543 Well, this may come as a surprise to you, Barbara 263 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:41,743 but I ask the questions because I am a teacher. 264 00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:43,009 [all laughing] 265 00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:44,976 'Now you are a student' 266 00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:48,209 'so therefore, you answer the questions.' 267 00:13:48,276 --> 00:13:50,743 But you never asked any questions before. 268 00:13:52,009 --> 00:13:54,109 Is that so? 269 00:13:54,176 --> 00:13:56,276 Well, that's all changed. 270 00:14:00,243 --> 00:14:03,743 Don't blame me. It's the suit. 271 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:06,443 I am an animal when I wear this suit. 272 00:14:11,276 --> 00:14:12,276 Chuck. 273 00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:15,409 Chuck, where are ya? 274 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,443 (Chuck) 'I'm in the bathroom.' 275 00:14:18,809 --> 00:14:22,276 Listen, the news I've been waiting for, it's come. 276 00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:23,709 (Chuck) 'I'll be out in a minute.' 277 00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:26,009 I'm gonna be heading the English Lit Department 278 00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:28,343 of Bern University in Switzerland. 279 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,709 I've always dreamed of something like this 280 00:14:30,776 --> 00:14:32,643 but I kinda got side tracked 281 00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:35,043 by, uh, well, you know. 282 00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:37,943 But now I've got it and you're coming with me. 283 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,943 You're gonna get a second chance. 284 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,943 A chance to pursue your poetry. 285 00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:45,676 All in a place outside the army's jurisdiction. 286 00:14:45,743 --> 00:14:48,776 Who knows? Maybe Jeanie can come over later. 287 00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:51,276 (Chuck) 'Sounds great.' 288 00:14:51,343 --> 00:14:55,043 Listen, I've saved the best part for last. 289 00:14:55,109 --> 00:14:58,476 I've stopped drinking. Do you believe it? 290 00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:00,409 [laughs] I just stopped. 291 00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:02,876 This afternoon I said "No more." 292 00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:08,143 [dramatic music] 293 00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:25,976 That's right, Chuck, we're almost packed. 294 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:29,143 I've got the tickets to Canada, our connection is to London 295 00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,976 with a short detour to Stratford-on-Avon. 296 00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:33,843 We can overlook Shakespeare's home 297 00:15:33,909 --> 00:15:37,043 and then, on to Bern, our new home. 298 00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:42,376 [Chuck laughs] 299 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,243 What is it? What's so funny? 300 00:15:47,309 --> 00:15:50,843 We're not gonna make it. It's all a waste of time. 301 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,576 The MP's are too close. 302 00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:57,576 How could you possibly know that? 303 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:01,709 Because I can feel it. 304 00:16:01,776 --> 00:16:03,209 And if you weren't such a pathetic 305 00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:04,385 hopeless drunkard trying to... 306 00:16:04,409 --> 00:16:05,943 Now, hold it, hold it. 307 00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:08,543 You've forgotten. I don't drink anymore. 308 00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:12,543 Oh, right. Right! 309 00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:14,409 You know, I finally figured out the deal. 310 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,643 - What deal? - Why you took me in. 311 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,676 What are you talking about 312 00:16:20,076 --> 00:16:22,076 You've been usin' me to build yourself up. 313 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,743 And you've done it. 314 00:16:28,043 --> 00:16:29,976 You won't be taking me along. 315 00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:32,976 I am taking you! 316 00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:35,576 I've shown you the tickets 317 00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:38,276 I promise you, you're coming along. 318 00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:42,243 You're a liar. 319 00:16:44,309 --> 00:16:46,276 Chuck, please. 320 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,443 [cars honking] 321 00:16:54,976 --> 00:16:57,209 Better start taking these bags down. 322 00:16:57,276 --> 00:16:59,543 Taxi will be here soon. 323 00:16:59,609 --> 00:17:01,576 We're really goin', huh? 324 00:17:01,643 --> 00:17:05,343 [laughs] Yes. Yes, we're really going. 325 00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:07,343 Come on. 326 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,376 - What is it? - My father's here. 327 00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:28,143 The general, here? 328 00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:30,843 I told you we wouldn't make it. 329 00:17:30,909 --> 00:17:31,919 Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait. 330 00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:34,009 Maybe you just imagined you saw him. 331 00:17:34,076 --> 00:17:36,143 Imagine? I just saw the staff car pull up. 332 00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:38,143 I'd know it anywhere. 333 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:41,143 [dramatic music] 334 00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:47,443 Chuck, it's just the cab. 335 00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:50,709 You idiot, you don't have a clue. 336 00:17:50,776 --> 00:17:52,909 I'm warning you, don't let him get me. 337 00:17:52,976 --> 00:17:56,343 I won't, I won't. Listen, go hide in the bedroom. 338 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,776 When' it's clear for us to leave, I'll let you know. 339 00:18:01,176 --> 00:18:02,476 [knocking on door] 340 00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:07,009 We'll be down in a minute. 341 00:18:07,076 --> 00:18:08,676 [knock continues] 342 00:18:11,376 --> 00:18:12,376 Alright. 343 00:18:18,376 --> 00:18:21,076 You are here. I-I.. 344 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,276 Where's my son? 345 00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:26,076 You leave him alone, you've done him enough harm already. 346 00:18:26,143 --> 00:18:29,943 Oh, is that so? Where is the kid? 347 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,109 You can't have him! 348 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,376 And who's going to stop me? You? 349 00:18:35,076 --> 00:18:38,476 Now you tell me where he is before I get angry! 350 00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:40,009 He's in the bedroom. 351 00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:41,609 Uh, you coward! 352 00:18:41,676 --> 00:18:43,943 Look who's talking. 353 00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:47,209 No. 354 00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:50,843 Believe me, you're better off dead. 355 00:18:52,009 --> 00:18:53,976 No-o! 356 00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:56,843 Chuck? 357 00:18:56,909 --> 00:19:00,776 Little Chuck. You lousy coward! 358 00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:02,809 Stop your whining. 359 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:05,976 The least you can do is die like a man. 360 00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:07,476 Don't listen to him, Chuck. 361 00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:08,843 [groaning] 362 00:19:09,576 --> 00:19:11,543 Oh, we almost made it. 363 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,076 Switzerland would've-would've been nice. 364 00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:19,543 [dramatic music] 365 00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:22,276 What's happening? 366 00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:25,576 I-I must be going mad. 367 00:19:25,643 --> 00:19:28,843 Chuck, stop this gibberish. 368 00:19:28,909 --> 00:19:31,276 Stand up and face your father! 369 00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:36,543 'Professor Charles Windom.' 370 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,876 'The great literary mind.' 371 00:19:39,943 --> 00:19:42,409 My, my. 372 00:19:42,476 --> 00:19:45,843 They may be impressed with you at the university 373 00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:49,643 but you're still just my son Chuck to me. 374 00:19:50,509 --> 00:19:52,343 'Nothing but a coward.' 375 00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:54,343 'And a deserter.' 376 00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:57,343 But, dad.. 377 00:19:58,043 --> 00:19:59,976 that was so long ago. 378 00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:03,343 Can't you forgive me now? 379 00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,776 When you deserted.. 380 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,643 it killed me. 381 00:20:14,743 --> 00:20:17,176 That's not true. 382 00:20:17,243 --> 00:20:19,943 My desertion had nothing to do with your death. 383 00:20:20,976 --> 00:20:22,943 Are you sure? 384 00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:26,776 [dramatic music] 385 00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:30,043 Are you sure? 386 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:52,476 [siren wailing] 387 00:21:01,409 --> 00:21:04,343 [instrumental music] 388 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,576 [knocking on door] 389 00:21:20,776 --> 00:21:22,076 [knocking continues] 390 00:21:30,643 --> 00:21:31,943 [knocking continues] 391 00:21:34,409 --> 00:21:37,109 [music continues] 392 00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:39,509 [clearing throat] 393 00:21:39,576 --> 00:21:42,276 What are you two doing here? 394 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,509 Uh.. 395 00:21:43,576 --> 00:21:46,643 The-the office told us that if you're, uh.. 396 00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:49,443 If the-they were closed we could come to your apartment. 397 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,476 Yes, but what do you want? 398 00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:58,876 Uh, Jeanie wanted to know if you'll tutor her. 399 00:22:00,309 --> 00:22:03,343 And who are you? Her interpreter? 400 00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:07,909 I just came by because she's a little nervous. 401 00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:09,943 Oh, a little nervous, huh? 402 00:22:13,076 --> 00:22:15,043 Professor, I could use your help. 403 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,943 My help? 404 00:22:18,909 --> 00:22:21,476 [laughs] I doubt it, Jeanie. 405 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,276 I can barely help myself. 406 00:22:27,876 --> 00:22:30,643 [laughing] I'm... sorry. 407 00:22:42,609 --> 00:22:45,576 [instrumental music] 408 00:22:48,176 --> 00:22:51,143 [crying] 409 00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:06,276 [knocking on door] 410 00:23:08,543 --> 00:23:09,843 [knocking continues] 411 00:23:13,509 --> 00:23:15,743 Professor Windom, it's me, Chuck. 412 00:23:15,809 --> 00:23:16,943 Chuck. 413 00:23:17,009 --> 00:23:19,576 Chuck? Chuck! 414 00:23:19,643 --> 00:23:21,576 I didn't recognize you. 415 00:23:22,376 --> 00:23:24,409 Come in. 416 00:23:24,476 --> 00:23:26,443 Professor, I need your help. 417 00:23:27,876 --> 00:23:30,143 What is it? Are you in trouble? 418 00:23:32,576 --> 00:23:34,943 Professor, yo-you gotta hide me. 419 00:23:35,776 --> 00:23:37,076 Tell me.. 420 00:23:40,076 --> 00:23:42,043 what's going on? 421 00:23:45,643 --> 00:23:48,876 Here, I'm the head of class. 422 00:23:48,943 --> 00:23:51,243 And the professor is a dunce. 423 00:23:51,309 --> 00:23:53,609 His punishment? 424 00:23:53,676 --> 00:23:56,543 He has to relive that 10,000 times. 425 00:23:57,809 --> 00:23:59,676 Or until he dies. 426 00:23:59,743 --> 00:24:01,776 Whichever comes first. 427 00:24:01,843 --> 00:24:03,776 [laughing] 428 00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:07,283 (computer) This is the city of Springwood. 429 00:24:07,343 --> 00:24:09,676 It was 9:01 a.m., I was working security beat 430 00:24:09,743 --> 00:24:11,309 at Computer Credit headquarters. 431 00:24:11,376 --> 00:24:14,343 I carry a 30 meg hard drive and a full complement of RAM. 432 00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:16,209 I know, I'm a computer. 433 00:24:16,276 --> 00:24:17,843 I was interfacing with a cute little Mac 434 00:24:17,909 --> 00:24:19,476 next doorwhen I got the call. 435 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,643 It was a hot tip from one F.Krueger. 436 00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:23,543 Always a reliable source. 437 00:24:23,609 --> 00:24:25,276 The case involved one Millie Hanson 438 00:24:25,343 --> 00:24:26,976 and her supervisor Barbara Parton. 439 00:24:27,043 --> 00:24:28,943 One of them wasdirty, one was clean. 440 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,909 My job, to find out which was which. 441 00:24:30,976 --> 00:24:33,776 [dramatic music] 442 00:24:33,843 --> 00:24:37,409 Millie, I'll take care of the customers. 443 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,476 I want you to keep working on the new programs 444 00:24:39,543 --> 00:24:41,543 for the computer. 445 00:24:41,609 --> 00:24:43,543 Alright, but you should learn them too, Barbara. 446 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,576 There are lot of new things going on. 447 00:24:45,643 --> 00:24:48,776 I don't have to learn them I have you. 448 00:24:52,143 --> 00:24:53,143 [sighs] 449 00:24:54,609 --> 00:24:57,076 - May I help you? - Yes, please. 450 00:24:57,143 --> 00:24:59,243 I was late with one mortgage payment 451 00:24:59,309 --> 00:25:01,709 now I'm being turned down for credit cards. 452 00:25:01,776 --> 00:25:05,609 I'm sorry. Computer credit is a credit rating service 453 00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:07,909 We rate them as we see them. 454 00:25:07,976 --> 00:25:09,343 Your best bet is simply 455 00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:11,943 not to apply for credit cards. 456 00:25:12,009 --> 00:25:15,143 There's nothing I can do. There's nothing I can do. 457 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:16,976 There's nothing I can do. 458 00:25:17,043 --> 00:25:18,643 - Nothing? - Nothing. 459 00:25:18,709 --> 00:25:21,209 But your computer lost my payment record 460 00:25:21,276 --> 00:25:24,476 and because it did I'm going to lose my car. 461 00:25:24,543 --> 00:25:27,076 I recommend you make the payments again 462 00:25:27,143 --> 00:25:28,823 and when the computer discovers that you've 463 00:25:28,876 --> 00:25:30,443 paid twice, you'll be credited. 464 00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:32,909 I can't afford six more payments. 465 00:25:32,976 --> 00:25:34,809 That's not my problem. 466 00:25:34,876 --> 00:25:36,909 Is there anything else I can do for you? 467 00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:37,976 No. 468 00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:42,949 Listen, I'm not promising anything, but if you write down 469 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,943 your loan number, I'll see what I can do. 470 00:25:46,676 --> 00:25:49,076 You are very nice. Thank you. 471 00:25:51,776 --> 00:25:55,376 Give me the number. I'll look into it. 472 00:25:55,443 --> 00:25:57,009 - But I-I... - But nothing, Millie. 473 00:25:57,076 --> 00:25:59,043 I run the department. 474 00:26:02,409 --> 00:26:05,343 [humming] 475 00:26:12,943 --> 00:26:15,743 [dramatic music] 476 00:26:15,809 --> 00:26:16,943 [sighs] 477 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:20,676 You say you got credit problems, huh? Need some help? 478 00:26:20,743 --> 00:26:24,076 Just call me. I can kill the bill collectors. 479 00:26:24,143 --> 00:26:25,909 I can kill the lawyers. 480 00:26:25,976 --> 00:26:27,576 And if that doesn't work 481 00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:29,943 I'll put you out of your misery. 482 00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:33,643 [telephone ringing] 483 00:26:35,309 --> 00:26:36,876 Hello? 484 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:38,043 Oh, hi, mom. 485 00:26:38,109 --> 00:26:39,109 [indistinct chattering] 486 00:26:39,143 --> 00:26:40,443 Fine. What's up? 487 00:26:40,509 --> 00:26:43,009 [indistinct muttering] 488 00:26:43,076 --> 00:26:44,076 Mother. 489 00:26:46,576 --> 00:26:48,609 I can't change your credit file 490 00:26:48,676 --> 00:26:50,943 every time you over extend yourself. 491 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:52,876 [indistinct chatter on phone] 492 00:26:52,943 --> 00:26:54,643 Hat? What hat? 493 00:26:56,176 --> 00:26:58,452 Mother, just because you want a hat doesn't mean that I can... 494 00:26:58,476 --> 00:27:01,176 [indistinct chatter on phone] 495 00:27:01,243 --> 00:27:04,843 [sighs] Alright. 496 00:27:04,909 --> 00:27:07,209 Alright. I'll take care of it. 497 00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:08,385 [indistinct chatter on phone] 498 00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:09,743 Yes. 499 00:27:09,809 --> 00:27:10,819 [indistinct chatter on phone] 500 00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:13,376 Love you too. Bye. 501 00:27:13,443 --> 00:27:15,309 It didn't take long to find out who was dirty. 502 00:27:15,376 --> 00:27:17,943 The question now, clean her up or run her in? 503 00:27:18,009 --> 00:27:20,943 - What is it, Millie? - It's not fair, Barbara. 504 00:27:21,009 --> 00:27:22,509 What's not fair? 505 00:27:22,576 --> 00:27:25,243 You won't help people with real problems, but your mother... 506 00:27:25,309 --> 00:27:27,243 My mother is not your concern. 507 00:27:28,309 --> 00:27:31,443 Changing someone's files is wrong. 508 00:27:31,509 --> 00:27:34,709 Millie, you better decide if you work for the customers 509 00:27:34,776 --> 00:27:36,009 or if you work for me. 510 00:27:36,076 --> 00:27:37,976 Otherwise, you're gonna be an assistant forever. 511 00:27:38,043 --> 00:27:39,976 'You understand?' 512 00:27:41,643 --> 00:27:44,943 Millie. I don't dislike your ethics. 513 00:27:45,009 --> 00:27:46,976 I find them refreshing. 514 00:27:47,043 --> 00:27:48,943 But you shouldn't apply them to the work place. 515 00:27:51,576 --> 00:27:53,285 She knew I was the only one who could catch her 516 00:27:53,309 --> 00:27:54,943 so Iplayed on those fears. 517 00:27:55,009 --> 00:27:56,976 [computer beeps] 518 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:02,243 Barbara Parton you are under arrest for computer tampering. 519 00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:04,709 What? 520 00:28:04,776 --> 00:28:06,119 You have the right to remain silent. 521 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,176 You have the right to an attorney. 522 00:28:08,243 --> 00:28:11,709 I'll get off with two hours of community service, you'll see. 523 00:28:11,776 --> 00:28:13,343 This is crazy. 524 00:28:13,409 --> 00:28:14,909 How can I get 25 years 525 00:28:14,976 --> 00:28:17,276 in a maximum security prison? 526 00:28:17,343 --> 00:28:18,419 When are you gonna catch on 527 00:28:18,443 --> 00:28:21,443 that computer tampering is a serious offence? 528 00:28:21,509 --> 00:28:24,876 Oh, give me a break. I was just doing it for my mom. 529 00:28:24,943 --> 00:28:27,276 Yeah, well, it's little late for that kind of talk. 530 00:28:29,009 --> 00:28:32,009 Now! Sit down! 531 00:28:32,076 --> 00:28:35,876 If I were you, I'd be thinking about survival. 532 00:28:35,943 --> 00:28:39,676 Especially, with the roommate you got. 533 00:28:39,743 --> 00:28:41,409 (computer) So, you're the new fish, huh? 534 00:28:41,476 --> 00:28:43,209 Quite a morsel, ain't ya? 535 00:28:43,276 --> 00:28:45,576 If you wanna live, you better be nice to me. 536 00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:47,576 No, no. 537 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,676 [laughing] 538 00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:52,143 Get me out of here, please. Please. 539 00:28:52,209 --> 00:28:54,843 Barbara, what are you saying, Barbara? Get you out of what? 540 00:28:54,909 --> 00:28:56,009 [telephone ringing] 541 00:28:56,076 --> 00:28:58,043 Uh, nothing, Millie. 542 00:28:59,309 --> 00:29:00,343 Nothing. 543 00:29:02,276 --> 00:29:05,243 [dramatic music] 544 00:29:08,043 --> 00:29:09,976 [computer beeping] 545 00:29:14,743 --> 00:29:16,809 In my line of work, you expect the unexpected. 546 00:29:16,876 --> 00:29:18,876 Enter one Joe Boyett, love interest. 547 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:24,109 (Joe) 'I'm about to apply for a small business loan.' 548 00:29:24,176 --> 00:29:27,176 A few months ago a plumber did some unacceptable work for me. 549 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,909 I refuse to pay him, the bill wasn't much 550 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,443 but I wound up losing my AAA credit rating. 551 00:29:31,509 --> 00:29:32,843 You should have paid him. 552 00:29:32,909 --> 00:29:34,243 I know. 553 00:29:34,309 --> 00:29:36,643 Is there anything I can do now to set it straight? 554 00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:37,776 Nothing. 555 00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,609 The computer won't even consider 556 00:29:39,676 --> 00:29:42,109 changing it for another three months. 557 00:29:42,176 --> 00:29:44,809 I knew you're gonna say that. 558 00:29:44,876 --> 00:29:46,309 'That's Romeo and Juliet.' 559 00:29:46,376 --> 00:29:49,543 Yes. How did you know? 560 00:29:49,609 --> 00:29:51,576 Are you familiar with these medallions? 561 00:29:51,643 --> 00:29:52,643 Yes. 562 00:29:53,809 --> 00:29:56,076 I have a secret obsession for Shakespeare. 563 00:29:57,743 --> 00:30:00,576 Me too. I adore him. 564 00:30:00,643 --> 00:30:03,043 I just adore him. 565 00:30:03,109 --> 00:30:05,143 His plays are my only respite from 566 00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:08,876 the harsh realities of a too cruel world. 567 00:30:08,943 --> 00:30:11,009 He'll never buy that line. 568 00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:13,943 It's so rare to find someone who shares my passion. 569 00:30:14,009 --> 00:30:15,943 He bought it. 570 00:30:16,743 --> 00:30:18,576 Could we have dinner tonight? 571 00:30:18,643 --> 00:30:20,476 What time do you get off? 572 00:30:20,543 --> 00:30:23,843 Oh, please. We've just met. 573 00:30:26,976 --> 00:30:29,776 Some people have all the fun. Me? I work. 574 00:30:31,076 --> 00:30:34,043 [moaning] 575 00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:38,576 [instrumental music] 576 00:30:46,876 --> 00:30:49,843 [indistinct chatter] 577 00:30:52,876 --> 00:30:54,843 [keyboard clacking] 578 00:30:56,809 --> 00:30:58,343 [chuckles] 579 00:30:58,409 --> 00:31:00,209 I take it you agreed to dinner. 580 00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:02,376 - Yes. - And was it? 581 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,309 Was it ever. 582 00:31:04,376 --> 00:31:06,143 And did he.. 583 00:31:06,209 --> 00:31:08,009 Like a God. 584 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,076 Wow. 585 00:31:10,643 --> 00:31:12,809 So, when are you going out again? 586 00:31:12,876 --> 00:31:16,143 I don't know. I'm sure he'll call. 587 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,343 Oh, I wouldn't wait for that. I'd call him. 588 00:31:19,443 --> 00:31:21,309 I know you would, Millie. 589 00:31:21,376 --> 00:31:24,343 Well, at least call and let him know you had a good time. 590 00:31:24,409 --> 00:31:25,819 'Maybe give him something to let him know' 591 00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:27,576 'you appreciated last night.' 592 00:31:28,643 --> 00:31:30,676 I could buy him something. 593 00:31:30,743 --> 00:31:33,076 No, it would be better to do something special 594 00:31:33,143 --> 00:31:35,443 like-like cooking dinner. Men love that. 595 00:31:36,609 --> 00:31:38,943 No, it'll have to be something else. 596 00:31:40,876 --> 00:31:42,476 I can't cook. 597 00:31:42,543 --> 00:31:45,609 Like I always say "Learn how to cook, stay out of jail." 598 00:31:45,676 --> 00:31:48,543 No, I couldn't take it out of your files 599 00:31:48,609 --> 00:31:50,476 so I put all kinds of good things in 600 00:31:50,543 --> 00:31:53,743 so the computer will kick it back up to AAA rating again. 601 00:31:54,776 --> 00:31:56,743 Oh, things like paid up 602 00:31:56,809 --> 00:31:59,476 department store accounts, bank credit lines. 603 00:32:00,676 --> 00:32:02,943 Oh, no. Of course no one will find out. 604 00:32:03,009 --> 00:32:05,076 After all I run the department. 605 00:32:06,809 --> 00:32:08,776 What? Lunch? 606 00:32:09,909 --> 00:32:12,876 At our restaurant. Sure. 607 00:32:14,176 --> 00:32:16,343 One o'clock. Fine. 608 00:32:17,443 --> 00:32:18,443 Bye. 609 00:32:19,276 --> 00:32:22,243 [instrumental music] 610 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:24,409 [sighs] 611 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,109 I'll bet he went out with me 612 00:32:42,176 --> 00:32:44,776 just so that I would change his file. 613 00:32:44,843 --> 00:32:46,109 [grunts] 614 00:32:46,176 --> 00:32:48,009 [telephone ringing] 615 00:32:48,076 --> 00:32:50,943 Millie, would you do me a favor? 616 00:32:51,009 --> 00:32:53,743 Could you go to accounting and get the quarterly reports? 617 00:32:54,643 --> 00:32:55,643 Sure, Barbara. 618 00:33:01,776 --> 00:33:03,576 Well, lover boy 619 00:33:03,643 --> 00:33:05,876 you're about to have the worst credit ratings 620 00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:08,143 since Germany lost World War II. 621 00:33:09,276 --> 00:33:10,743 [keyboard clacking] 622 00:33:10,809 --> 00:33:11,809 [computer beeps] 623 00:33:19,209 --> 00:33:20,809 Joe. 624 00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:23,276 [sighs] I-I thought.. 625 00:33:23,343 --> 00:33:25,543 (Joe) 'Barbara, I've come to apologize about lunch.' 626 00:33:25,609 --> 00:33:27,643 Oh, that's not necessary. 627 00:33:27,709 --> 00:33:30,009 Yes, it is. And I'm sorry. 628 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:31,316 My mother suddenly got very sick 629 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:33,343 and I had to take her to the hospital. 630 00:33:33,409 --> 00:33:34,643 Is she alright? 631 00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:37,876 She's fine now, uh, turned out to be nothing. 632 00:33:37,943 --> 00:33:39,909 But I should have called. 633 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,476 I understand. I'm just glad that your mother is alright. 634 00:33:44,843 --> 00:33:47,076 You know, you're really a very special person. 635 00:33:48,209 --> 00:33:50,876 Most women wouldn't have been so forgiving. 636 00:33:50,943 --> 00:33:54,376 That's my nature. I'm just not the vindictive type. 637 00:33:55,943 --> 00:33:58,043 Oh, no. 638 00:33:58,109 --> 00:33:59,443 What is it? 639 00:33:59,509 --> 00:34:00,909 When I thought you stood me up 640 00:34:00,976 --> 00:34:03,343 I sort of did things to your credit file. 641 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:05,643 Things? Like what? 642 00:34:05,709 --> 00:34:07,876 Like totally wrecked it. 643 00:34:07,943 --> 00:34:11,043 Joe, I was angry. I'm so sorry. 644 00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:12,476 Well, change it back. 645 00:34:12,543 --> 00:34:15,509 That's the problem. I can't. It's locked in. 646 00:34:15,576 --> 00:34:17,476 But we could have dinner tonight. 647 00:34:17,543 --> 00:34:19,709 And I'd cook you something really special 648 00:34:19,776 --> 00:34:21,509 and then we could talk about it. 649 00:34:21,576 --> 00:34:23,609 Dinner tonight? You gotta be out of your mind. 650 00:34:23,676 --> 00:34:25,576 I don't wanna see you again! 651 00:34:25,643 --> 00:34:28,043 [dramatic music] 652 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:31,076 [telephone ringing] 653 00:34:40,609 --> 00:34:41,609 [sighs] 654 00:34:45,976 --> 00:34:47,943 Barbara, help. Get me out of here. 655 00:34:50,043 --> 00:34:52,043 Who are you? 656 00:34:52,109 --> 00:34:54,343 Joe? Is that you? 657 00:34:54,409 --> 00:34:56,776 - Yes. - Joe. 658 00:34:56,843 --> 00:34:57,976 How can I help? 659 00:34:58,043 --> 00:35:00,276 - Come get me. - Come get you? 660 00:35:00,343 --> 00:35:01,643 How? 661 00:35:02,609 --> 00:35:04,576 [Barbara screaming] 662 00:35:06,176 --> 00:35:08,143 [alarm blaring] 663 00:35:10,143 --> 00:35:11,809 Kids, don't try this at home. 664 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:12,876 [screaming] 665 00:35:16,609 --> 00:35:18,543 [grunting] 666 00:35:18,609 --> 00:35:21,576 [alarm blaring] 667 00:35:25,009 --> 00:35:26,276 [electricity crackling] 668 00:35:26,343 --> 00:35:28,276 [panting] 669 00:35:29,309 --> 00:35:30,309 Barbara. 670 00:35:31,209 --> 00:35:33,176 [static] 671 00:35:33,243 --> 00:35:35,576 [groans] What is that? 672 00:35:35,643 --> 00:35:38,876 Credit updates going to files and if you think that's painful 673 00:35:38,943 --> 00:35:41,209 you should see what it's like when it's your file. 674 00:35:41,276 --> 00:35:43,976 You've got to help me. My boyfriend's in danger. 675 00:35:44,043 --> 00:35:45,343 He's trapped in here. 676 00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:47,976 I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. 677 00:35:48,043 --> 00:35:49,943 Didn't you hear me? He's in danger. 678 00:35:50,009 --> 00:35:51,443 We've gotta get him out of here. 679 00:35:51,509 --> 00:35:53,309 What kind of people are you? 680 00:35:53,376 --> 00:35:55,343 We aren't people. 681 00:35:56,409 --> 00:35:58,243 We're numbers in a computer. 682 00:35:59,509 --> 00:36:03,409 [grunting] Please, make her stop. She's killing me. 683 00:36:03,476 --> 00:36:06,076 I would like to, but she's programed that way. 684 00:36:06,143 --> 00:36:08,343 However, if you can wait three months.. 685 00:36:09,343 --> 00:36:10,376 [grunts] 686 00:36:14,976 --> 00:36:17,143 (Joe) 'Barbara, over here, just a little further.' 687 00:36:18,943 --> 00:36:19,943 Joe! 688 00:36:21,943 --> 00:36:23,876 Barbara, help. Get me out of here. 689 00:36:25,676 --> 00:36:28,043 Maybe I can delete the glass casing. 690 00:36:28,109 --> 00:36:30,043 Somehow erase it from the memory. 691 00:36:30,109 --> 00:36:33,076 [beeping] 692 00:36:34,743 --> 00:36:38,176 There. That should do it. It will disappear now. 693 00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:40,709 'Joe!' 694 00:36:42,876 --> 00:36:45,043 No. What went wrong? 695 00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:47,943 You'd know if you kept up with the latest advances. 696 00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:49,676 Oh, shut up! 697 00:36:49,743 --> 00:36:51,076 Joe! 698 00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,143 No! 699 00:36:55,876 --> 00:36:57,343 She was definitely losing her grip. 700 00:36:57,409 --> 00:36:59,143 All I could do was wait for her next move 701 00:36:59,209 --> 00:37:01,243 and hope it would be the wrong one. 702 00:37:03,409 --> 00:37:06,343 [indistinct chatter] 703 00:37:06,409 --> 00:37:08,543 Thanks for meeting me. 704 00:37:08,609 --> 00:37:10,343 You were so upset, it was hard to refuse. 705 00:37:11,609 --> 00:37:14,543 But nothing's changed. You destroyed my credit rating. 706 00:37:15,809 --> 00:37:17,276 I still don't get it. 707 00:37:17,343 --> 00:37:19,743 Why can't you just take the entries out? 708 00:37:19,809 --> 00:37:21,076 I can't. 709 00:37:21,143 --> 00:37:23,876 Taking things out, deletin bad credit can't be done 710 00:37:23,943 --> 00:37:26,543 without using a personal code. 711 00:37:26,609 --> 00:37:28,943 So, use your personal code. 712 00:37:29,009 --> 00:37:31,576 There's a chance I'd get caught and then I'd go to jail. 713 00:37:34,643 --> 00:37:36,576 Is there someone else's code you can use? 714 00:37:38,743 --> 00:37:42,109 The only other code I know is... Millie's. 715 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:43,176 [plates clanking] 716 00:37:46,643 --> 00:37:50,143 Barbara... I don't wanna bring any harm to Millie.. 717 00:37:51,543 --> 00:37:53,909 but you've gotta do it. 718 00:37:53,976 --> 00:37:55,943 For my business. 719 00:37:58,243 --> 00:38:00,243 And for us. 720 00:38:01,443 --> 00:38:03,376 Barbara, I have strong feelings for you. 721 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:07,343 If you can just take this roadblock out of our lives. 722 00:38:16,143 --> 00:38:17,876 [telephone ringing] 723 00:38:17,943 --> 00:38:18,943 [sighs] 724 00:38:21,909 --> 00:38:23,876 [telephone ringing] 725 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:32,876 Hello, Joe. It's me Barbara. 726 00:38:34,176 --> 00:38:36,776 Yes, I did it. I changed it back. 727 00:38:38,043 --> 00:38:40,276 Uh-huh, I used Millie's code. 728 00:38:40,343 --> 00:38:42,576 But's it's 9:20 and she's not in yet. 729 00:38:42,643 --> 00:38:44,109 What if she doesn't come in today? 730 00:38:44,176 --> 00:38:46,376 I'm the only other person that knows her code and 731 00:38:46,443 --> 00:38:48,376 they'll know it's me. 732 00:38:49,743 --> 00:38:51,809 No, I can't just put the information back. 733 00:38:51,876 --> 00:38:54,243 It's too late for that. What do I do? 734 00:38:56,609 --> 00:38:57,843 [sighs] 735 00:38:57,909 --> 00:39:00,209 You're right. You're right. 736 00:39:00,276 --> 00:39:03,643 She's probably just late, otherwise she would've called. 737 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,743 Thank you, Joe. 738 00:39:06,809 --> 00:39:08,943 Uh-huh. Bye. 739 00:39:13,576 --> 00:39:14,643 [telephone ringing] 740 00:39:17,676 --> 00:39:19,109 Hello? 741 00:39:19,176 --> 00:39:21,809 Millie, where the hell are you? 742 00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:24,843 What? Why are you in the emergency room? 743 00:39:26,043 --> 00:39:28,076 Wh.. How do you know your leg is broken? 744 00:39:29,843 --> 00:39:31,743 Alright, alright. 745 00:39:31,809 --> 00:39:33,843 Uh, when are you coming in? 746 00:39:35,176 --> 00:39:37,276 Why not? 747 00:39:37,343 --> 00:39:40,243 Millie, people come to work all the time with broken legs. 748 00:39:42,376 --> 00:39:44,343 Are you coming in or aren't you? 749 00:39:46,776 --> 00:39:47,843 Damn it! 750 00:39:47,909 --> 00:39:49,676 As a computer, I can only do so much. 751 00:39:49,743 --> 00:39:51,509 It was time to call in the troops. 752 00:39:51,576 --> 00:39:53,643 [dramatic music] 753 00:39:53,709 --> 00:39:56,643 Company security. Are you Millie Hanson? 754 00:39:58,043 --> 00:40:00,709 No, I'm Barbara Parton, her supervisor. 755 00:40:00,776 --> 00:40:02,309 Is anything wrong? 756 00:40:02,376 --> 00:40:04,243 Yes, the computer picked u 757 00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:07,176 file tampering and traced it to her. 758 00:40:07,243 --> 00:40:10,043 Oh, Millie wouldn't do anything like that. 759 00:40:10,109 --> 00:40:12,776 I'd like to ask her. Where is she? 760 00:40:14,109 --> 00:40:17,043 She, uh, left few minutes ago. 761 00:40:17,109 --> 00:40:18,876 She had a dental appointment. 762 00:40:18,943 --> 00:40:21,043 She should be back in a few hours. 763 00:40:21,109 --> 00:40:22,109 Okay. 764 00:40:23,076 --> 00:40:24,909 When she comes back.. 765 00:40:24,976 --> 00:40:27,843 don't tell her I've bee here. Just call me. 766 00:40:29,743 --> 00:40:31,643 I will. 767 00:40:31,709 --> 00:40:33,743 He left her alone. Dumb move. 768 00:40:33,809 --> 00:40:35,809 I had to stall her. 769 00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:38,876 [sighs] I've got to get the hell out of here. 770 00:40:38,943 --> 00:40:40,676 [computer beeping] 771 00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:43,676 Better solution available. 772 00:40:43,743 --> 00:40:45,643 Oh, really? Going to jail isn't enough for you? 773 00:40:45,709 --> 00:40:47,676 Maybe you'd like to see me go to the gas chamber. 774 00:40:49,243 --> 00:40:50,909 Running away, unproductive. 775 00:40:50,976 --> 00:40:52,743 Best solution, come inside and delete 776 00:40:52,809 --> 00:40:54,043 incriminating evidence. 777 00:40:54,109 --> 00:40:56,743 [scoffs] You just won't quit? 778 00:40:56,809 --> 00:40:57,985 I wouldn't come in there if it were 779 00:40:58,009 --> 00:40:59,976 the last place on Earth that had air. 780 00:41:03,876 --> 00:41:06,976 I give up. Do it and do it quick. 781 00:41:08,609 --> 00:41:10,276 Ouch! 782 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:13,276 [alarm blaring] 783 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:27,643 Keep looking. 784 00:41:28,976 --> 00:41:31,776 Alright, I'm here. How do I delete the evidence? 785 00:41:32,843 --> 00:41:34,776 Deleting the evidence is easy enough. 786 00:41:34,843 --> 00:41:36,676 All you have to do is get into Millie's file 787 00:41:36,743 --> 00:41:38,176 and insert this board. 788 00:41:38,243 --> 00:41:40,509 It'll eliminate everything. 789 00:41:40,576 --> 00:41:43,209 And there's no problem getting into her file, right? 790 00:41:43,276 --> 00:41:45,843 Except for the possibility of death.. 791 00:41:45,909 --> 00:41:47,309 it's a piece of cake. 792 00:41:47,376 --> 00:41:50,343 [blaring continues] 793 00:41:51,243 --> 00:41:54,176 [dramatic music] 794 00:41:54,243 --> 00:41:55,819 I was waiting for the other shoe to fall. 795 00:41:55,843 --> 00:41:56,843 [grunts] 796 00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:01,976 Barbara didn't realize it, but she was already a prisoner 797 00:42:02,043 --> 00:42:03,909 of her own warped mind. 798 00:42:03,976 --> 00:42:04,976 [screaming] 799 00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:13,343 [alarm blaring continues] 800 00:42:15,843 --> 00:42:18,776 [music continues] 801 00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:26,509 [grunts] 802 00:42:33,476 --> 00:42:35,376 At this point, Barbara didn't have a clue. 803 00:42:35,443 --> 00:42:38,043 To be honest with you, neither did I. 804 00:42:38,109 --> 00:42:40,776 No one really knows what goes on inside a computer. 805 00:42:40,843 --> 00:42:42,676 Try getting one repaired. 806 00:42:42,743 --> 00:42:45,009 All I knew was, by the time the smoke cleared 807 00:42:45,076 --> 00:42:46,276 it was all academic. 808 00:42:46,343 --> 00:42:47,576 We had her red handed. 809 00:42:47,643 --> 00:42:50,576 [computer beeping] 810 00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:57,009 [grunting] 811 00:42:57,076 --> 00:42:58,809 [beeping intensifies] 812 00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:01,943 I'll kill it. I'll kill it. 813 00:43:02,009 --> 00:43:04,643 I'll kill it! I'll kill it! 814 00:43:04,709 --> 00:43:07,243 I'll kill it, I'll kill it, I'll kill it. 815 00:43:07,309 --> 00:43:09,843 I'll kill it! I'll kill it! 816 00:43:09,909 --> 00:43:11,809 I'll kill it! I'll kill it! 817 00:43:11,876 --> 00:43:14,643 I'll kill it! I'll kill it! 818 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,409 I agree, five years in a federal prison 819 00:43:18,476 --> 00:43:19,843 is a stiff sentence. 820 00:43:19,909 --> 00:43:21,643 [indistinct chatter on phone] 821 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:23,676 I don't think the judge liked her. 822 00:43:23,743 --> 00:43:25,143 [indistinct chatter on phone] 823 00:43:25,209 --> 00:43:27,843 Well, it's time for me to go now, Mrs. Parton. 824 00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:30,109 [indistinct chatter on phone] 825 00:43:30,176 --> 00:43:31,176 What? 826 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:32,219 [indistinct chatter on phone] 827 00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:35,576 No! I will not change your file. 828 00:43:35,643 --> 00:43:37,776 You'll have to budget yourself. 829 00:43:37,843 --> 00:43:40,243 I'm sorry. Goodbye. 830 00:43:40,309 --> 00:43:41,643 [indistinct chatter on phone] 831 00:43:41,709 --> 00:43:43,376 [bells jingling] 832 00:43:44,743 --> 00:43:46,709 [dramatic music] 833 00:43:46,776 --> 00:43:48,976 - These are for you. - How sweet. 834 00:43:49,943 --> 00:43:51,809 But what are they for? 835 00:43:51,876 --> 00:43:53,843 For your promotion as supervisor. 836 00:43:55,409 --> 00:43:57,443 - Congratulations, sis. - Thank you. 837 00:43:58,376 --> 00:43:59,776 You know, you should do well. 838 00:43:59,843 --> 00:44:01,176 Your plan to get rid of Barbara 839 00:44:01,243 --> 00:44:03,476 shows you haveexcellent organizational skills. 840 00:44:03,543 --> 00:44:04,676 [computer beeping] 841 00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:06,643 What's that? 842 00:44:06,709 --> 00:44:08,809 Oh, I programmed the computer 843 00:44:08,876 --> 00:44:10,776 to turn itself on. 844 00:44:10,843 --> 00:44:12,076 By the end.. 845 00:44:12,143 --> 00:44:14,776 Barbara actually though it hated her. 846 00:44:14,843 --> 00:44:16,309 Come on. I'll drive you home. 847 00:44:16,376 --> 00:44:17,409 [computer beeps] 848 00:44:17,476 --> 00:44:20,376 Goodnight, Millie. I love you. 849 00:44:20,443 --> 00:44:22,076 You're not so bad yourself 850 00:44:22,143 --> 00:44:23,876 [music continues] 851 00:44:23,943 --> 00:44:26,876 It was 10:22 PM. The city was quiet. 852 00:44:26,943 --> 00:44:28,843 I still had time to find that cute little Mac 853 00:44:28,909 --> 00:44:30,443 and show her my hard drive. 854 00:44:31,609 --> 00:44:33,943 There is a lesson here, kiddies. 855 00:44:34,009 --> 00:44:35,409 When you hire somebody 856 00:44:35,476 --> 00:44:38,443 make sure they're at least as dumb as you are. 857 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:39,943 [chuckles] 858 00:44:40,009 --> 00:44:43,609 In your case, punks, that probably meansbraindead! 859 00:44:43,676 --> 00:44:46,409 [laughing] I crack myself up. 860 00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:49,443 [music continues] 861 00:44:50,709 --> 00:44:52,343 [instrumental music] 862 00:44:56,076 --> 00:44:59,043 [theme music] 863 00:45:29,109 --> 00:45:32,076 [music continues] 59164

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