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[theme music]

[indistinct chattering]

I'll be back! I'm free!

[women screaming]

No-o-o!

[Freddy laughing]

[whooshing]

[dramatic music]

(male #1 on PA) 'We're presently flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet.'

'Below us is the picturesque city of Springwood.'

[breathing heavily]

[sighs] Come on. Come on. Come on.

[instrumental music]

Welcome to the five mile-high club, Carl.

[rumbling]

What was that?

[beeping]

Oh, my God!

[music continues]

What's going on here?

(male #1 on PA) 'Yes, beautiful Springwood.'

'Home to the Springwood High hockey champs, The Flyers.'

(male #2 on PA) 'Jim, the starboard thrusters aren't responding.'

(Jim on PA) 'Give it all she's got.'

(male #2 on PA) 'Nothing, uh..'

'Radio ahead.'

'That was the engine. It's gone.'

(Jim on PA) 'Uh, we're experiencing some problems due to turbulence'

'but we will be clear in seconds.'

Please remain calm.

The cabin has been depressurized.

Take the mask from above you and yank the rubber tube

'to start the oxygen flow.'

[breathing heavily]

'First, attend to your mask. Then to your child's.'

It's not working!

If all else fails, refer to the emergency card

in the pouch in front of you.

[gasping]

[coughing]

[breathless mumbling]

[breathing rapidly]

[breathlessly] I can't, I can't breathe.

You're holding everyone up.

I can't breathe.

(female #1) 'You're holding everyone up.'

'You're holding everyone up'

- Carl? - I beg your pardon!

Oh, I'm sorry.

- Excuse me. I'm sorry. - Thanks.

[indistinct chattering]

[sighs]

[instrumental music]

[engine revving]

[gasps]

- The usual? - Yeah. Yeah.

Make it a double.

[chuckling]

[sighs]

I can't wait to land.

I got a room in the same bed and breakfast place

in Springwood. Do you remember the last time we were there?

I..

Repeat after me.

Flying is the safest form of travel.

- Flying... - It doesn't help.

Think about... three nights of bliss

in Springwood, not the flight.

I feel better already.

[laughing] How's your dad?

[instrumental music]

Uh..

(female #1) 'I'm sorry.'

Is there anything I can do

[sighs] Yeah.

Help me run the company.

No, thanks.

Carl?

Carl Ashe?

Hey, junior, it's been a while.

Do I know you?

You don't remember me?

I used to work for your father.

Hey, I'm sorry about that.

- Thanks. - Jim Worth.

Hello again.

Plant supervisor for the factory in Chicago

Well, I've never seen you there.

I was fired a couple of years ago.

Your father made it a point never to employ anyone

that criticizes operations.

Wait a minute. I do know you.

But if I remember, dad fired you

because you had a, uh..

a drinking problem.

Had.

Yeah.

But if you knew then what I knew about the company, you...

What? Knew what?

Let's just say that I'm glad I'm flying this airline.

But now with you in charge

I'm sure you're gonna turn the company around.

How about a refill?

Yeah. Yeah.

And you?

Soda.

Thanks.

[exhales heavily]

[instrumental music]

Carl Ashe Jr. is gonna be sorry

he ever flew the deadly skies.

Uninvited.

[laughing maniacally]

The drinks didn't work, huh?

(Jim on PA) '...welcome you to Flight 976 Chicago to Springwood.'

'Enjoy the flight.'

You don't know yoga, do ya?

Look, this is what you do, you relax..

then you breathe deep.

[inhales deeply]

[exhales heavily]

[inhales deeply]

[laughing]

I-I missed that class.

A tranquilizer.

Maybe a tranquilizer would help you.

You're making the other passengers very nervous.

[electricity crackling]

Look, someday you won't have to worry about all this.

You'll retire and you'll spend the rest of your life

in a mansion in Palm Springs.

And if you're a good boy, I'll come visit you

once a month when I fly in.

Sue? Sue, can I go talk to the captain?

I think there might be a problem with the electrical...

Shh, shh, shh.

Carl.

That's nonsense.

Now, you know how you are about flying.

[breathing heavily] Okay.

Sue, I-I..

It's all in your mind.

[instrumental music]

[exhales heavily]

[rustling]

[dramatic music]

[exhales heavily]

Okay, okay.

[static on radio]

Dammit!

[intense music]

[breathing heavily]

[music continues]

[crackling]

[crackling continues]

[hissing]

(Carl) Stewardess?

[crackling]

[intense music]

Ah.

[electricity crackling]

Get back!

Get back!

Get out of here! Get out of here!

[intense music]

[intense music]

[intense music]

Death to Ashe Air Parts!

[indistinct shouting]

[gunshots]

[chuckles]

Is that everyone?

[breathing heavily]

(male #3) 'I think so.'

[breathing heavily]

And now we have a bargaining chip.

[laughing]

[rattles]

Shit.

[rattling]

Hey, Ralph.

We missed one.

[intense music]

Get up, slug.

[music continues]

Easy, easy, easy.

I thought I killed them all, Abbie.

Hey, I love this suit.

Fabulous pinstripe.

[breathing heavily]

Hold this.

[breathing heavily]

(Ralph) Well, looky here, Abbie.

It's the chairman of the board himself.

Mr. Carl Ashe Jr., I might add.

- What's going on? - Quiet... Death Merchant!

(Ralph) 'You're making this really easy.'

Who are you people?

We represent the Consumer Terrorist Squad.

We fight for the people's right

to have a quality life.

Yeah, and court's in session.

Sit!

[panting]

Kill him..

like the others.

(Abbie) 'We sentence you to death..'

by firing squad.

You're gonna destroy the whole plane!

No... this..

will destroy the plane.

[ticking]

No! No! No!

[gunshots]

[electricity crackling]

[alarm blaring]

Goodbye, Mr. Ashe.

[laughing maniacally]

[explosion]

[alarm blaring]

Come on. Come on, dammit!

[panting]

(man on PA) 'We have clearance to land.'

'Please prepare for boarding.'

[whirring]

[panting]

[crying]

[thumping]

[dramatic music]

Have you seen my ball?

Oh, never mind.

[crying]

[music continues]

Sue?

Take your seat, please.

- Enjoy your flight. - We intend to.

This looks exactly like the plane

we took the last time.

[music continues]

Sue, where are we?

Prepare for departure.

[thudding]

[music continues]

[gasps] My God, Carly! Not you!

I-it's a hijack, son!

Help me, son!

It's a hijack!

A hija-a-ack!

[intense music]

[knocking]

Hello?

[people laughing]

Hello?

Oh!

You wanna fly the plane with me?

The pilot said I could fly it.

Shh. Be-be quiet.

Go-go take your seat.

I can do whatever I want!

[indistinct chattering]

[knocking]

Hello?

[chuckling]

Oh.

And now, our in-flight movie

for your viewing enjoyment.

We're proud to bring you "Airport.."

- Oh, boy! - Oh!

I've been waiting to see that!

Oh, how wonderful!

(Sue) 'But first, a word from our sponsors.'

Ashe Air Parts have provided us with some of the most

spectacular crashes of all time.

I had a whole 40 minutes

to scream and pray

before we hit the ground.

It was exhilarating.

I was going to grandma's.

It was Christmas time.

Santa was flying outside the plane.

Then Santa took the engines off for his sled.

I hear he finished early that year

'cause his sled went faster.

I miss Christmas. Don't you?

[gasps]

(Sue) 'Ashe Air Parts'

'the company that couldn't care less.'

It's lies, all lies!

I know it's hard to swallow.

[coughing]

[retching]

Oh. Oh, my stomach.

[retching]

Here!

[retching]

Was it something you ate?

Hey, do that again!

(man on PA) 'Attention, all passengers.'

'We have reached our final destination.'

'The great beyond.'

'Please exit the plane in an orderly fashion.'

[crying]

On behalf of the crew and members

of Flight 976

we just wanted to say..

♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot and.. ♪

[crying]

♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪

♪ And days of auld.. ♪♪

- Bye. - Bye.

[chuckles]

Have a great day.

Thanks for flying Trans City Air.

[Sue humming "Auld Lang Syne"]

(Carl Ashe, Sr.) 'Uh, uh, give me a wrench. Twelve millimeter.'

- 'Dad?' - Where is that wrench?

Dammit! Give me a hand!

What, what are you doing?

Getting rid of the evidence. Oh, oh..

Old parts, Carly.

All those planes we've worked on

we fitted with third-rate equipment.

How could you do that, dad?

Oh, don't yell at me.

In all the times you were busy rebelling

you should've been helping me.

Mmm. I did all for you, so you can live better.

Well, why didn't you tell me?

Let's talk some more, huh. Them nuts and bolts..

Then it gets going, you know, fins, masks

thrusters, airplane gears.

I mean, even<col12

Then it's the 12-set screwdrivers going

for $2000 to the government.

The Pentagon for crying out loud.

I had no idea, dad. I had no idea.

Don't play innocent.

Don't play innocent.

You knew when you were working

in the darkroom for me.

You always knew.

You'd laugh at me and say

"Skipper, let the buyer beware!"

Well, it's not too late, dad.

Dad, I, I can, I-I can turn things around.

I can change all that!

Daddy. Dad..

Help me, dad. Help me set the plane down!

Don't you think I've tried

[breathing heavily]

We're stuck in automatic pilo-o-ot!

[crying] Toys! Toys, daddy.

Daddy, no! No!

No!

[intense music]

[crying]

No. Oh, daddy. Daddy, no.

[breathing heavily]

[crying]

Daddy.

[music continues]

[no audio]

- Thank you. - Bye.

Thank you.

[indistinct chattering]

Hey, Carly, rise and shine.

We're in Springwood. You know what that means?

Party!

[chuckles]

Carl?

Carl.

[instrumental music]

Oh, no.

Carl... what have you done?

What have you done?

Oh.. Damn you.

What did you do? Wake up, please.

Carl, just... wake up.

[rattling]

You don't know what you meant to me.

Carl... pl..

[hissing]

Our friend Carly could use some spare parts right now.

It maybe a brain or a heart.

[laughs]

The only way to fly!

[intense music]

[intense music]

[woman shouting indistinctly]

[instrumental music]

[people laughing]

(Sue) 'How about another, Rog?'

Last call was five minutes ago.

Party pooper.

[music continues]

[laughing]

Someone die?

Hi.

Hello.

How was the funeral?

How come you weren't there

[grunts]

Funerals aren't my thing.

Yeah, but still he was your

I wouldn't go that far.

Oh.

We had some fun.

Wanna dance?

No, I'm not..

You dance like a married man.

[laughing]

Well, how can you tell?

I was married.

Oh, Betty was a great dancer.

You remind me a lot of Betty.

Why don't you come home with me? You can sleep it off.

How do I know you're not some kind of weirdo?

I promise, I won't touch you.

[chuckles] That's the kind of weirdo I'm talking about.

[indistinct chattering]

Rog, hold all my messages.

Yeah, sure.

[instrumental music]

Our little Sue seems to be looking for love

in all the wrong places.

[fly buzzing]

[thuds]

But I can handle barflies.

[laughing]

(Sue) Where are we? Heh heh.

I bought this place for Betty.

She was also a stewardess.

When we were married she thought she was going to love it here.

But she couldn't stand being

so isolated from everything.

(Sue) So do you take free spirits

and lock them up?

(Jim) Oh, no. No.

Out here we set you free.

(Sue) What happened to Betty?

[door creaks]

(Jim) She died in an accident a year ago.

[dramatic music]

(Sue) I'm sorry.

So am I.

Impressive.

What'd you say you did for a living?

I write technical journals.

I spend a lot of time here.

Let me get your things.

[purring] Wo-o-ow.

[chuckles]

Cozy.

You sleep in there and I'll bunk in here.

[instrumental music]

Voila.

[both laughing]

You thief.

Oh, I'm no thief. I'm a collector.

It's more than a hobby.

It's a fetish.

Like feet or edible underwear.

[chuckles] Youareweird.

But harmless.

Let me show you the kitchen.

Voila.

Here it is.

Feel free to use it.

How about some cocoa?

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

Well, I've basically told you my life story.

Why don't you tell me about yours?

You know, Jim..

I wouldn't mind it if you tried something.

I think a woman should be idolized and not treated as..

Well, you know?

You're shy.

I like that in a guy.

But you brought me here for a reason, Jim.

Don't play innocent.

Well, why did you come here with me?

Why not? We both want the same thing.

What's that?

[instrumental music]

Look, it's..

Why don't you turn in?

It's, it's 5:30 in the morning.

Where are you goin'?

I'm gonna try my luck at some fishing.

[chuckles] Now?

It's the best time for it.

Oh, and..

if you're thinkin' of goin' out

try not to stray too far.

These woods are filled with hunters. They..

They'll shoot at anything once they've had

their prerequisite six pack of beer.

[instrumental music]

Thanks for the warning.

[animal howling]

[instrumental music]

[clatters]

[dramatic music]

Kinky.

[rattling]

[doors bang shut]

[intense music]

[dramatic music]

[doors creaking]

(male #4) 'Get up.'

I said, "Get up!"

No.

I said..

Get up, Sue. Rise and shine.

Breakfast is ready.

[grunts]

[instrumental music]

Mmm, thank you very much, Mr. Worth.

[rattles]

[gulps]

[sighs]

[music continues]

Mmm.

[door closes]

[chuckles] Good morning.

This is the country, honey. Drawl it out.

[chuckles] Oh, alright.

[Southern accent] Good mornin', Ms. Kaller.

[laughs]

I hope you like fish.

I do.

Well, good. 'Cause you're gonna clean 'em.

No way, you caught 'em, you kill 'em, okay?

Well, they're already dead. See?

Get those things away from me!

- Mmm. - Ha ha ha.

Oh, you're just like Betty.

Betty hated fishing.

Are you feeling better this mornin'?

[crunching]

Much better.

However, I think I should be goin'.

'Why don't you enjoy your coffee out on the porch?'

I've gotta clean these fish

before they stink up the place.

[chuckling]

Have you had enough to eat?

(Sue) Oh, I'm stuffed.

[dramatic music]

We'll work that off later.

[music continues]

[dogs barking]

Mmm.

[flies buzzing]

What's that smell?

[buzzing continues]

[rustling]

[buzzing continues]

[rustling]

My stuff.

[sighs]

[exhales heavily]

Damn!

[music continues]

[clanking]

[creaking]

[music continues]

[rustling]

[dramatic music]

(Freddy) See something you like?

Oh, I see you've met Betty.

[screaming]

[rattling]

[grunts]

Oh, my..

God.

Sue..

I don't, I don't wanna hurt you.

Only preserve you.

Save you from your destructive self.

You're going to hell, man!

I know your kind! You think you can keep us.

Well, you can't.

You won't!

'Stop it! Stop it! Stop... '

I'm gonna let you think about it a while.

I'm gonna give you plenty of time to make a decision.

No! Let go of me!

- You... - No!

'You take a look inside!'

No, let me go!

[screaming]

Let go of me!

[grunting]

Let me out!

You bastard!

[dramatic music]

Oh, my God.

[breathing heavily]

[flies buzzing]

[music intensifies]

Oh, my God.

'No. No!'

'No-o-o!'

[Sue crying]

[intense music]

[intense music]

[eerie music]

[grunting]

[rattling]

[clanking]

[panting]

[whirring]

[thudding]

[whimpering]

(female #2) 'Please help me. Somebody.'

'Somebody help me.'

'Please!'

'Please! I know you're there!'

'Let me out of here!'

'I can hear you!'

'I know you're out there!'

'Help me! Please!'

'Don't you leave me in here!'

[dramatic music]

(Jim) 'You damn whore!'

'Come back here! I'll get you!'

[cawing]

[vehicle approaching]

Stop!

Stop, please, stop!

Stop!

[engine revving]

Please give me a ride to town?

Sure. Here, cover yourself up.

Oh, thank you, you're very kind.

Where are you coming from?

I'm coming from back there, this cabin..

Oh, never mind, it's-it's over with.

Argument with your husband

How could I be so stupid?

I should have known never to go home with strangers.

You're no better than a ten-dollar tramp

if you ask me.

You're trying to get out of another commitment, huh?

[dramatic music]

'Well, you can only dumps

'before they'll want revenge.'

Best thing to do is put your

wanton heart to rest. Wai..

[dramatic music]

[panting]

[leaves rustling]

[men laughing]

[grunts]

[music continues]

Um, somebody's trying to hurt me.

'A man.'

He has a gun.

'I have to get to town, I'll pay you money.'

Please?

[dramatic music]

My boys don't talk much, miss.

Grady, get the hose.

'Don't she remind you of that other woman?'

What was her name?

Boy... is that the good stock?

'Her name was Betty.'

'Tom.'

[Sue grunts]

How about a little Southern hospitality, trollop?

[Sue grunting]

[dramatic music]

[panting]

You got five minutes head start

then we're comin' after you.

I just wanna go home.

Well, you don't look decent enough to have a home.

Come on, boys..

I hear there's snipe runnin' loose in the wood.

[dramatic music]

There she is.

[panting]

[music continues]

[grunting] Ow!

- Come on. - 'Let's go.'

[music continues]

[grunting]

Take it easy! No, no biting!

Now..

that's a nice girl.

Now... no mistakes, Suzie

or I'm gonna break your leg and leave you here.

Now, you don't want that, do you?

Good.

No sounds.

Now... you havetwoopt

Them... or me.

Which is it gonna be?

Move it.

[dramatic music]

(male #4) 'Howdy, Jezebel. Welcome aboard.'

[chuckling]

[camera clicks]

Love is a trap, baby.

No.

No.

Smile for the camera.

'Big smile. Look at the birdie.'

[camera clicks]

'Say cheese.'

[crying]

'Big, big smile now.'

'That's right.'

'You started this.'

[coffee mug shatters]

[panting]

(Sue) 'This is not my idea of R&R.'

'I'm outta here.'

[instrumental music]

[whistling]

[door creaks]

Oh, no!

- Something wrong? - Oh! Oh, God!

[Sue screaming]

'Help! Help!'

No!

Oh, my God.

Sue, where are you goin'?

Help.

[dramatic music]

[engine revving]

[Sue grunts]

[dramatic music]

[chittering]

Everything's an endangered species these days.

Especially... nice girls.

[laughing maniacally]

[intense music]

[intense music]

[theme music]