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[MUSIC].
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[MUSIC].
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[MUSIC].
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Who is it? Her name is Claire.
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Is this a girlfriend?
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Dad.
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Geez, Dad.
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Is it?
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Well, yeah. I think so.
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Imagine. The kid wants to take after me.
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No kidding.
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I can't wait to meet her.
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She's a little different.
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I'm sure I'll like her.
I like all your friends.
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Well, she doesn't like all my friends.
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[MUSIC]
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Does she like computers?
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Probably not.
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[MUSIC]
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We're seeing Peter Pan with you.
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No, Dad. No.
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[KNOCKING]
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Hey.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Dad, I'd like you to
meet... Dracula's daughter.
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Claire.
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Um... I'm... Jeremy's dad.
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It's nice to meet you, Martin.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry. Does the smoke bother you?
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Actually, yes. Yes, it does.
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Then don't inhale.
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Oh, look, Claire.
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So, did you take the subway?
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna fix you, Eric.
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So, uh, how'd you two meet?
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Ditching history.
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Really? Ditching history?
Well, it sounds neat.
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Later on, you'll have
to tell me all about it.
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Well, I guess we ought to get going.
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What is that? What is that?
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Aren't they supposed to take those off?
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Yeah.
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And I suppose it set off the alarm, huh?
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I wouldn't know. I was running too fast.
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I want you to know, Claire,
I do not approve of stealing.
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Really? Wow. Thank you, Martin.
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I've learned a hard lesson today.
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You really hate the child, don't you?
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Well, I guess you're outta get going.
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See you later, Dad.
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Later, Martin.
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And I'd appreciate it if you'd
call me Mr. -- [DOOR OPENS].
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Girls certainly have
changed since I was a girl.
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[DISTORTED VOICES]
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Are you sure?
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Jeremy's told me a lot about her,
and she sounds like a really sweet girl.
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Sweet? Just let me tell you something.
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If she were 10 years
older than a guy
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and not too big, I
would've smacked her.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Martin, Jeremy's the one
who's dating her night and do.
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You know what?
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Jeremy!
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Hello.
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What's up, Martin?
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Hi.
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Mom?
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This is Claire.
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I'd step right up and get your tickets.
The show begins in two minutes.
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Claire!
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Uh... Jeremy's told
me so much about you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hello.
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I believe you've met Mr. Tupper.
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Oh, man. Look at this place.
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Shit.
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When you married that doctor
guy, you sure fell into it, didn't you?
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We both do fairly well.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Man, maybe I'll marry a rich guy, too.
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I have a job, Claire.
I'm a PhD in clinical psychology.
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I help people deal with their problems.
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Yeah, the ones who can afford it.
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You listen, young lady. I also volunteer
twice a month at a clinic downtown.
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How noble.
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Is this pure silk?
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It was a gift.
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Right.
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Well, I gotta get going.
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See you, Martin.
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I'm gonna walk her out.
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Isn't she great?
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Isn't she the sweetest thing?
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Martin, that girl is evil.
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What are we gonna do about this?
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We'll just talk to him, okay?
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I mean, we'll have to make him understand
that this is not the right kind of
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girl for him.
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There was nothing wrong
with owning a nice blouse.
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I wonder what happened to that kid.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, hi.
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You're up late.
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Do you know what time it is?
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Yeah, 1.38.
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That's... I have 12.15.
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It's 1.38.
Now where the hell have you been?
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Out with Claire.
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Oh, out with Claire.
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Out with Claire.
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All right, come on, sit down.
Come on, come on, come on, sit down.
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Jeremy?
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Dad, we're not having sex.
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Oh.
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I... I never thought you were.
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Jeremy, your mother and I don't
think that Claire is the kind of girl you
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should be going out with.
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Oh, really? Why not?
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All right, go ahead and say it.
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We think she's a bad influence on you.
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In what way?
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She may just skip history class.
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It's World War II. I know who won.
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And she was rude to your mother.
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You're rude to my mother.
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Yeah, well, I'm her ex-husband,
you know, and I'm allowed.
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So this is about manners.
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Jeremy, she steals.
The girl steals. She's a thief.
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Dad.
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She smokes. She swears.
She's... She's Dracula's daughter.
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She's bad. She's a bad girl.
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You know, I don't
mean to be judgmental,
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you know, but
they're out there and...
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They're bad.
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I know, Dad. Isn't it neat?
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Neat?
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Well, yeah, I mean, come on, Dad.
Didn't you ever go out with a bad girl?
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Well, no. Frankly...
They don't like me.
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They were the kind of girl that
I cared to be associated with.
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So what do you want me to do?
Go out with girls I meet at the library?
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Hey, I met your mother at the library.
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Look how well that turned out.
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Would you like to be grounded
for the rest of your life?
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Now, look. This is for your own good.
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I don't think you should
see Claire anymore.
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Yeah, well, thanks for the opinion, Dad.
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It all blows up in your
face sometimes, doesn't it?
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(
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I'll be right there.
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Who is it?
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I want to talk to Martin Tupper.
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Who are you?
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Gloria Gantz, Claire's mother.
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Take my advice and run.
Do not walk to the nearest exit.
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Can I help you?
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How the fuck you get off telling your
kid he can't go out with my daughter?
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Now listen.
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You think she's not good
enough for him or something, huh?
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Hey! Hey! Your
daughter came in here
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dressed like first
prize at a biker rally.
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Okay. Second prize.
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She lit up a cigarette.
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In my apartment.
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Huh?
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The bug did so much.
Why didn't you tell her to stop?
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I did tell her to stop.
She told me not to inhale.
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Really?
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Yeah. Yeah. Really.
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She can be a little bitch sometimes.
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True. Very true.
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Oh, Martin.
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She's a fucking nightmare.
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Yeah. Well, you
know, I'd love to
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discuss this with you
further, but... Kids.
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Now, pay in the ass.
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Why didn't I just say, "Simon, I
got a bladder infection. Go home.".
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Hey, Jeremy's no picnic.
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Yeah?
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You ever been arrested
for kicking a cop in the nuts?
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Yeah. Well, look, the teen years
can be challenging, but... Martin.
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You got any vodka?
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Vodka? Wait. It's 1.30 in the afternoon.
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It's 3.15.
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Fuck!
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So? Is it happy hour yet?
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No. It's still a little
early for me, okay?
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And I've got a lot
of work to do, so...
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Oh, Martin, come on.
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I had a rough morning.
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Gives you a great sense of power,
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feeling one of those babies
bouncing under your hand.
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Give me a break, huh?
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Please?
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You want a glass with this?
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Ice?
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Sure.
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You gonna make me drink alone?
Like some New Jersey housewife?
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Thanks.
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So, Martin, what do you do?
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Doctor? Lawyer?
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Lawyer? Librarian?
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I'm a book editor.
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Yeah? Like math books?
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No. Mostly romance novels.
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Really? Like the trashy
kind you buy in the drugstore?
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Well, yes.
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Hmm. Those things are pretty hot.
You do those?
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Yeah. Yep. That's me.
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Which ones? Anything I've read?
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Well, do you know Ring One's for Love?
Love Baby?
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Love for Rent.
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Love for Rent? You did Love for Rent?
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You read that?
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Oh, yeah. The part on the train?
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That was so hot I had to change my jeans.
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Really?
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But did you find the scene credible?
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Who the fuck cares? It was hot.
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Come on. That didn't get to you?
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Where he's given a tour in the bathroom?
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Two strangers? Nothing in common except...
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They just gotta have
each other right there?
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Yeah. Well, I guess it was kind of steamy.
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That was your idea?
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Well, no. No. I didn't write it.
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But as the editor, I
did have a lot of input.
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You ever been fucked on your kitchen floor?
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No.
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No.
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You know what else got to me?
The thing with the ice.
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The thing with the ice?
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Yeah. With the Colonel guy. You know.
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She's got him tied to the bed and
she's rubbing ice all over his body.
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Yeah. Yeah. That worked.
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And he's sort of begging her to
stop and she just keeps doing it and...
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doing it and... doing it.
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[Sighs]
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So?
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What next?
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I... What... what next?
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You know what next.
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Oh no. No, no, no, no. No.
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You're my son's girlfriend's mother.
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Oh, that would be bad.
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I don't even know you.
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Oh, that would be real bad.
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Can you tell my nipples are hard?
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Actually, no. No, I wasn't aware.
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Am I making you uncomfortable?
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No, no. No. Not at all.
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Are you hard, Martin?
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Hard as nails.
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You know, I don't think
that's any of your business.
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I think you are.
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Why don't you take it out?
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I'm not gonna take it out.
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Take it out?
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Absolutely not.
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Martin, nothing is gonna
happen here unless you take it out.
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He'll do it.
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Let's see, Yella.
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Very good.
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Thank you.
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You know, you get these ice buckets
as a wedding gift, and you think you're
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never gonna use them.
272
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Hi.
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Uh-oh.
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I'm home.
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Hello.
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Mrs. Gants?
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Hi, Jerry.
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Jeremy.
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Yeah, well, I gotta get going.
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I'll catch you later, Martin.
Thanks for the input.
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Well... Hmm.
282
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Oh, no, you're gonna get it.
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Dad?
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Hmm.
285
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I don't think Mrs. Gants is the kind
of girl you should be going out with.
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I think she may be a bad influence on you.
287
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What are you talking about?
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Well, just look like... You know, it
seemed like you and Mrs. Gants...
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What? Like we what?
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Nothing. Sorry.
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Uh-huh.
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Dad?
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Hmm?
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It's a new kitchen magnet.
295
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Hmm.
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So, did you have that talk with him?
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Judith, I've been thinking...
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Jeremy's getting older now, you know,
and whether we're right or he's right,
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I think he's getting
to an age where he
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should be allowed to
make his own mistakes.
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00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:12,074
And who knows, maybe
underneath all that leather,
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Claire's actually a
really, really nice girl.
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00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
I see.
304
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:19,330
And did you come
to these conclusions
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before or after you
slept with her mother?
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00:16:22,001 --> 00:16:30,000
Huh. I, uh... I see
you've spoken to Jeremy.
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Aren't we the smart ones?
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00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:39,000
Um... Uh... That's
good. That's good.
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You know, because I've had an
interesting glimpse into her home life.
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And, uh, I think...
I think that I could
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be a positive role
model... for her.
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00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:55,000
Ah, it's too bad we don't have two shovels.
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And, uh... I didn't realize
Jeremy talked to you.
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Jeremy! So, uh, we'll talk later.
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Yes, we will, and you do give my
best to Jeremy's girlfriend's mother, huh?
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Bye-bye now.
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Thanks a lot, pal.
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00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:32,000
Well, I'm glad we could
all get together like this.
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I didn't ask to be here.
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00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:36,000
Shut up. He's making a speech.
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Oh, my. I'm not really making a speech.
322
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And, uh... So, uh... Well, I'm
just saying, I think it's nice to--
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Hello, honey. You wanna dance?
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Uh, I think it's nice we could all
just get to know each other a little.
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You'll never give up, do you?
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Claire.
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Please.
328
00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,000
I'm still eating.
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00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:01,000
I'm not. Claire.
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Ow!
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00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,000
Come on, Mom.
332
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,000
You don't need to hit her.
333
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,000
Don't tell my mom what to do.
334
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,000
Stay out of this.
He's trying to be a positive influence.
335
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:14,000
Jeremy, come here.
336
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:19,000
Claire, will you take
your tongue out of his ear?
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(clears throat)
338
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:25,000
So, uh... So, uh, how's school?
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00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:27,000
I wouldn't know.
340
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:29,000
I sure swear.
341
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,000
You're ditching again.
342
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:33,000
I've been skipping school for
two years, and you don't give a shit.
343
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:37,000
Okay. But now you're out with Marty,
and suddenly you're June Cleaver?
344
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:41,000
Yeah? Well, June Cleaver never had
to put up with a kid like you, Miss $340
345
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,000
gambling debt.
346
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,000
Please. Please.
347
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:45,000
Let's be nice.
348
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,000
Shut up.
349
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,000
Now, you shut up.
350
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,000
And clinch the butt, Martin.
351
00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:51,000
I've heard just about
enough from you, young lady.
352
00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:54,000
Hey, Dad. You don't can tell her what
to do just because you're having sex
353
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,000
with your mom.
354
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,000
You are on thin ice, mister.
355
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:59,000
Why? You are having sex with her.
356
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:01,000
Alright, that's it. I don't wanna hear
another word out of your mouth for
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00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:02,000
the rest of the night.
358
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:03,000
I mean it.
359
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,000
Fine.
360
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:07,000
Hey, give the kid a break.
361
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:09,000
Oh. Look who's giving parenting tips.
362
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:11,000
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
363
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:14,000
It means a year-one to talk with a
daughter who's wanted in three states.
364
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,000
Fuck you, bookworm.
365
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:17,000
Oh, it's nice. Nice.
Nice talk in front of the children.
366
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:21,000
Claire, would you...
What are you doing?
367
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:22,000
Having a cigarette.
368
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:27,000
That's it. That does it.
369
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:29,000
You're not seeing her,
and I'm not seeing you.
370
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,000
The Tupper family is
done with the Gansfirm.
371
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:33,000
Fine with us. We're out of here, Claire.
372
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:39,000
Let's double again real soon.
373
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:40,000
Good.
374
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:46,000
We won't be having dessert, thank you.
375
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:52,000
All good things must come to an end.
376
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:54,000
(
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"The Tupper Family" plays )
378
00:19:56,001 --> 00:20:13,000
You've always said that there's
some things better left unsaid.
379
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,000
( "The Tupper Family" plays )
380
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:34,000
- Obstacle? - What flavor?
381
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:41,000
Uh...
- Purple. - Okay.
382
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
There you go.
383
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:57,000
Jeremy.
384
00:20:57,001 --> 00:21:01,000
I'm sorry about everything with
Claire, you know, but I mean,
385
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:03,000
you two are just so different, you know?
386
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:06,000
It never would have worked out.
387
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:07,000
I know that.
388
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:09,000
You do?
389
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,001
Sure, Dad.
390
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
I was gonna break up with her anyway.
391
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:16,000
I just wish you'd have let me do it myself.
392
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:17,000
Oh.
393
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:23,000
Well, I was just-- Thinking
what a smart guy I am.
394
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:25,000
- Not. - You're right.
395
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:28,000
You're right. You're right.
You know, I'm sorry.
396
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:33,000
Look, uh, you wanna do something?
You wanna go to a movie or--
397
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:37,000
Ah, thanks. I've got a lot of homework.
I'm gonna go to the library.
398
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:40,000
Well, okay.
399
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,000
Maybe I'll meet some geeky girl like mine.
400
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,000
Yeah. If you're lucky.
401
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:47,000
It's time you took that leash off of him.
402
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:50,000
He's a big boy now, and
he can look after himself.
403
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:56,000
- How'd it go? - Totally barred it.
404
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:57,000
Cool.
405
00:21:57,001 --> 00:22:01,000
- You want a smoke? - No.
406
00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:03,000
I got you a present.
407
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:08,000
Like school.
408
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
- All right. - Thanks.
409
00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:15,000
Just don't wear it to maces.
410
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,000
Whoo!
411
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
( music playing ).
412
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
( music playing ).
413
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
( music playing )
414
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:28,000
( music playing )
415
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,000
( music playing ).
416
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
( music playing )
417
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:35,000
( music playing )
418
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:37,000
( music playing )
419
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:39,000
( music playing ).
420
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
( music playing )
421
00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:44,000
( music playing )
422
00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:46,000
( music playing )
423
00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:48,000
( music playing )
424
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,000
( music playing )
425
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,000
( music playing )
426
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( music playing )
427
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( music playing )
428
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( music playing )
429
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,000
( music playing )
430
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:03,000
(upbeat music)
431
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:05,000
(upbeat music)
432
00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:08,000
(upbeat music)
433
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:29,000
(bell dings)
434
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:31,000
(horse neighs)
435
00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:34,000
(horse neighs)
436
00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:36,000
(upbeat music)
437
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:39,000
(horn honking)
438
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:49,000
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