All language subtitles for Anja og Victor 1 - Kærlighed ved første hik (1999) (Komedie)

Subtitles by: Narkey

Third day as a freshman in high school. -

- and then I, Viktor Knudsen,
was hit by an epidemic.

We are not talking about
chickenpox or influenza.

Nah, we're talking about about
totally incurable Anja epidemic.

It's not so much that she's the
most beautiful girl in the world.

It's more that...

- Hi Peter!
- Hi.

- Can't you just find a spot for it?
- Of course, Peter.

It's really cool.

Why do we need free joy,
When we have expensive cars?

What do you do? Yeah, you walk up
to her and invite her to the party.

That's cool enough.
What does it mean that she's a senior? -

- and standing with her boyfriend?
Nothing. It means nothing.

- We do not know each other, do we?
- No. My name is Vik...

Oops!

Isn't that your nerd brother?

How stupid can one be to try to
hit on a senior who has a boyfriend?

You once wrote to
Pamela Anderson.

- She's not a senior either, is she?
- We're making a disaster movie about them.

With your sister's nuts, things
can not go completely wrong.

- So... Looks like Grethe is ready.
- Grethe?

We can also call her Anja.

Do not tease Viktor.
You are allowed to dream, aren't you?

Hi there.

Up you go.
We got pussy in the air, boys.

She slides well.

- Do you think she's coming?
- Who?

Anja, of course.

Victor, my boy. she is a senior. It
would be easier to hook up with Pierrot.

I said that damn thing too. I do
not think Anja dreams of a freshman.

- get out or I'll kill you!
- Okay. Then I will just leave again.

- I thought it was my little brother.
- I hope he is not wearing a dress.

Heey!
Someone is sexy tonight huh?

- Anja's bedroom take four.
- Now enough is enough!

- You're simply too much!
- Keep that expression, sister.

I'm gonna kill you if you come
in here again!

Anja, get dressed. The Juniors
are having a party, and we'll crash it.

- The freshmen ?!
- It's just what you need.

They don't sleep with each other.

- It's for my birthday.
- So let's celebrate it now.

Come on, boys and girls!
It's party time!

Are you ready?

Hi, hel'-

Just wear some different
shoes next time, okay?

- Have you seen her?
- Anja?

- She's just been here.
- She was?

She was here.
I threw her out again.

- Did you throw her out?
- She had no invitation.

- Ehmmm...
- I'm kidding.

Just go down to Thorkild.

Come on, girls!
Show me what you got!

What's up, you old dario boy ?!
You look like 19 kroner in coins.

You want to taste Dad's love potion?

- Nice and light taste, right?
- I do not think she's coming.

I do not think the
queen is coming either -

- but I do not walk around and
sob, right? Listen here now...

Now you go up and the first
cute girl without invitation -

- is your willing sex slave
for the next few hours, okay?

We're going into town. Peter
says it's crazy in there tonight.

Peter ?! He should be happy that you
are practicing on a few diaper babies.

- Are you afraid of it?
- Of what?

- To really do it with Peter.
- No, because he's so cute...

Anja. If you do not feel
like it, you do not feel like it.

- Well, I feel like it.
- Anja, listen to me.

You cannot throw away the most precious
thing just because he wants to, okay?

You have to wait for the right one.

Hi, girls. Thanks for last time.
No invitation, no party.

- Your little boyfriends are not coming.
- We do not know them.

- Then come in.
- Thanks.

Come on, that is really unfair.

Now... It is time to close
close close dance!

The first dance of the
evening is "the shaking liver".

Okay. The one who first takes a freshman
in his hand should smile sweetly at him.

I will pay for a taxi into town.

- Come on. We know Torben.
- Torben?

- Torben, who lives here.
- His name is Thorkild.

That's fine, boys.
There is Bananas in pajamas in TV.

- We're just slipping in, right?
- Of course.

It's really a nice
jacket you have, Anja.

- Thanks.
- Viktor.

- Are you coming?
- It's the nicest I've seen.

It's the nicest I've seen...

That's the dumbest
thing I've ever said.

It's a nice
jacket you have.

It's a nice jacket...
Viktor, Get your stuff together!

It's time to "dump her and move on."

Can we get something ass ?!
Come on! Roll it! You want to!

Now you walk up to her...

Then you say, "Anja-baby...
We're going out to move our feet."

"I know some forbidden moves.
So let's hope the police do not show up."

Come on, open up!

Come on, Viktor.
Now open the door!

We have arrived at
tonight's climax de Iuxe!

We have come to
the "dream shattering"!

Close the door!
Come on it's not that big.

One two Three. Go!

Come on!
Just Go!

What the hell are you doing?
You are talking with your feet.

Just go over to her.

Now Little-Per comes
to talk about your jacket.

Okay, Viktor. Now you go straight
over to her and then get right to it.

Then you say...
"Anja-babe, shall we close dance?"

"We can also grab a taxi and drive
out into the world." You got it.

(He hiccups). Oh no. Not that.

Now take it easy. No panic.

For fucks sake.

Viktor Knudsen, you
just ruined an entire party.

How do you think it is going?

- Are there any hiccup experts?
- Do you have any suggestions?

I have.

And now my beautiful assistant
is going to serve healing ale -

- for the turbo hicupper.

You must wiggle your ears, man!

Now Viktor suffered long enough.

Well, Viktor. Shall we get
something done about that hiccup?

Come closer.

You'll get a huge kiss from me
if you can hiccup one more time.

Viktor...!

Is it getting anywhere?

- I can't.
- That is really a shame.

The most important thing is, you
do not have hiccups anymore, right?

I also have hiccups.

- Take me!
- I have been hiccuping for several years.

- Viktor, where are you going, man?
- Home.

Don’t you think you should work
a little more on your hiccups first?

I'm sure she would
have kissed me.

- Where are you going?
- To the city.

She would have kissed me.

Esben!

- That is my name, wanna buy it?
- I can not stand spiders.

Then it's good it's
made of licorice.

I can hear mom has been
woken up. Good morning.

- Wow, how delicious it looks.
- Hi Dad.

- Is there life in Viktor?
- He has a hangover.

- Viktor, there he is...! Good morning.
- You look like a sack of shit.

Good morning, my boy.
Were there any cute girls?

- Did you get pussy?
- You have to use a different language!

- Okay?
- Did you get pussy (English)?

Did you get to touch some
good nice jugs?

In my time they
were called melons.

Yes, well ehm. Not me, of course.
But there were some who did.

- I have to continue on the route.
- Just remember that, to the old one.

See you in a couple of hours. Bye.
- Goodbye.

Nobody called, right?

Who should have called?

Now think if she's crazy about
me and she just does not know.

In theory, she kissed me, right?

Can't you see it?
She smiled at me this morning.

Anja is the type of girl who
smiles at a child molester.

- Go and talk to her.
- She's sitting with the seniors.

What about that smartass Peter?
Is that her boyfriend?

They're surely just good
friends, right?

Should Viktor go
down in history -

- like the chicken who did
not dare to fight for his lady?

- He's doing it, damn.
- God yes.

Hi, girls.

Is this hidden camera, or
did you just say, "Hi, girls"?

- I forgot to say thanks for last time.
- You're welcome.

It was probably a lot of fun.
I heard you had a hiccup.

That sounds so crazy...
Boring.

But William, buy
yourself a milk slice.

So buy yourself a milk slice.

- Come on, Gitte.
- Yes Yes. Relax.

Just check the stalls.

It's safe, we're alone.
It can't wait?

- Certain things can't wait.
- Then it has to be quick.

Well what were you thinking?
A weekend vacation here?

Very funny. Get to it.

I'm getting a little tired of Anja.
I don't know what she wants to prove.

Pressure her abit. She is about to
realize one cannot be a virgin as a senior.

- What did she say?
- That she would like to do it.

She said it would be good to start with
someone who knows what it's all about.

- Thanks for the compliment.
- Should it rather be Hiccup-vikko?

This year's loser-sex!
Can't you prepare her?

- Prepare?
- Give her a piece of advice or two.

- I'm going over to her on Wednesday.
- What are you thinking ?!

You have to find out yourself.
I have said she would like to do it.

- It was easier with you.
- What do you mean?

A ride in the Porsche and a
dinner at Konrad, then i had you.

It's the perfect gift to
get her into bed.

Once I've done Anja, there's
also balance in your relationship, right?

You're getting Anja ready
for Wednesday, okay?

You want to tell a girl
you almost do not know -

- that she must not get into
bed with her boyfriend.

- Great plan, Viktor.
- Can it wait until we have unloaded this?

- He does not love her.
- When has love become a requirement?

Come on. She lives nearby.

I bought the address from Esben.
He is in class with her little brother.

Then you're almost family.

It's the next place.

- You're waiting here, right?
- Of course. Good luck.

- Hey, Anja!
- Hi, Viktor.

- How about that.
- Do you live nearby?

Yes... I do not.

- So it's about being Wednesday, huh?
- Yes it is.

I just wanted to
say that I think...

I just came to ask if you
know my little brother, Esben?

- He's in class with your little brother.
- So Esben is your little brother?

Yes he is. He's a real bro.

- Is there something wrong?
- And you ask that ?! Or...

I mean... Thorkild and Nikolaj...
We can just make four more locations.

We drive heavy things around.

I did not know you
were a businessman.

The two of us and Rolling-marie have
been cruising around for a few years.

You do not have any heavy
things you need to have moved, right?

- I have driving lessons.
- Are you going over to Peter or...?

- I just have a driving lesson.
- Oh okay! Eighteen, eighteen, make the wheels wheen.

See you, Viktor.

- Bye; Anja.

By the way, I would rather not have
you get into bed with Peter on Wednesday.

It's a great beginning!

- How do we make it more exciting?
- I got that problem solved.

- Is Viktor with "c" or "k"?
- "K"... I think.

Viktor is going to a party on Saturday.
"It will please Anja to see Viktor -

Saturday 28/8 at 15
to 18th birthday. "

KI. 15. It's an hour after
the oldies arrive.

- You think wisely. Perfect!
- Esben...

the invasion of Normandy was called
what, happened when, and was led by whom?

Three questions.
That does not end well.

D-Day, June 6, 1944,
General Eisenhower.

You should teach that shit.

And you should run down to
the school rectors office. Now.

It's Wednesday.

Yes.

I'm damn sorry we
can't help you tonight.

Yes.

Thorkild...

We have to go now.

- The park is calling.
- Oh yeah. See you, Viktor.

I just secured a box of this Medoc.

It is absolutely outstanding.

Cheers, honey. - Cheers.

- I think it tastes of turpentine.
- I'll give you turpentine.

No, Peter. Stop it!

- I surrender.
- What do you say?

Okay. Then you better
just take off the sweater.

Then you should also take off your shirt.

(The doorbell rings)

What's happening?

- We just pretend like nothing.
- I will just go down and check.

- Hey, Anja.
- Hi. What...

- What are you doing here?
- I promised my mother to pick up Esben.

He's not here. Brian is with
my dad and mom to play Bridge.

William! You do not have
hiccups again, do you?

- I'm not disturbing, am I?
- No. It's always cozy.

- But i bet you have to go.
- Oh, Peter!

Yes, I have to move on.
Have fun you two.

Goodbye, Viktor.

Where were we?

Oh yeah.

You are so lovely.

(The doorbell rings)

- What the hell is going on?
- It's obviously not our night.

No, for christ sake it's not!

- Viktor?
- I can not find my wallet.

I'm trying to review my evening
backwards and thought...

- I haven't forgotten it here, have I?
- Not unless you've thrown it through the letterbox.

- You were hardly inside.
- Is there something I do not know?

Do you usually come by
a few times every night?

- I hope you find it.
- Let's see...

Your little brother, your wallet...
Is there anything else we need to check?

No. I also have to get going.

- Is there something wrong?
- I could not get a glass of milk, could I?

Skimmed milk.
I also drink that myself.

- Do you want anything more?
- What the hell...

So let me get one
for the other leg too.

- Well... Thank you for the refill.
- You do not want one more?

- You must have one liter a day while growing.
- No thanks. I'm on bike.

Let me just put
it in the dishwasher.

- Where should the plates be?
- I'll take those.

I also have to to get home.
Have a good evening.

Thanks. Get home safe, right?

Get home safe?
Viktor, we say thank you for tonight.

If you are hungry or want to watch
Teddy Bear and Chicken, do it at home.

Okay. Of course.

He's damn amazing. Soon
he calls to borrow four eggs.

Hey, girls! My name is Viktor.

I have to pick up my little brother.
I'm not disturbing, am I?

You're so mean.

So I play to win.
When I open with two panes -

- then it is not smart to jump in
sense. You were renounced in spades.

It was a distraction tactic.
They had no idea where I was going.

Nor did I.

- They're probably having sex.
- Speak nicely. We should ring the bell.

Do you know what? It's
us who live here.

Enough is enough!
There is no more milk -

- so piss home with you!

Anja's mother and father.

Cozy. Come on in.

- What should the ticket price be?
- What about 10 kroner?

No, 100.

- 100 kroner ?! No one will pay that.
- Yeah, man.

If the fool falls for the birthday
trick, people will come rolling in.

- It's Brian.
- Hey. It's Viktor.

Is Anja home?

It's Viktor. He fell for it.

No. She's just taking a shit.
Are you coming to her birthday?

Yes i would love to.

You do not know what
she wants, do you?

The fool asks what she wants.

If you want to make her
happy, buy a tarantula.

- She has always wanted that.
- A tarantula?

Yes man. Her lizards need
company. Greet the family.

- He must be from an alien planet.
- Nobody can be that stupid.

- A tarantula is a spider, right?
- You bet.

Those are the very worst.
They are vicious and furry.

I had that feeling too.

- Why are you asking?
- Well, you know...

- Are you okay?
- No thanks.

Have you spoken to your children today?

You have to get this one.

It is big.

- You want to impress her, right?
- Yes.

Maybe also something more than drinking
tea and watching the Crumbs, right?

Yes, that... that...
Yes, of course.

Then take Hugo.

- Come on, Viktor.
- Is it dangerous?

No, just temperamental.
Buy Hugo.

- Hugo? Okay.
- Yes. Just relax, Slasher.

- These are the best 400...
- 400 ?!

I can not afford that.

A tarantula as a gift...
I would like to support that.

Buy the whole store.
Then you get laid.

Wow, how cool is that.
- Esben, you shut up.

- Mom is gonna go nuts.
- Can i have its eggs?

- Can we catch a dog and feed it?
- It does not eat dogs.

Yes. The big ones do.
There lives a Dachshund in number seven.

It's mom. Close the door.

What the hell...

I'm gonna kill you!
We have to find it.

Shit!

There it is! I can pick it up.

It has run all the way to the wall.

- Hey, hey, kids!
- Get up! She's coming.

Hi there.

Hi Mom. How are you?

- What have you done, Esben?
- Nothing. We're sitting and talking.

Oh, It's nice that
you can get along for once.

Viktor is a real buddy.

What's wrong, Viktor?
You look so worried.

Nah... No, you know...
I have an upset stomach.

- Does it hurt?
- No. It is nothing.

- We have eaten three packets of choclate.
- Then it's not that strange.

- You'd better eat some rye bread.
- I said that to Viktor too.

- What time is it?
- Half past five. We'll be eating soon.

I'm doing an assignment on spiders.
Have you seen any I can catch?

No. If you see any,
kill them. Okay?

Yes, yes, I will...
if I see any.

You don't have projects about spiders.

No, World War II. But I could not
ask if she had seen Hitler, right?

It was cold like... the north pole
in Stalingrad.

- Did you catch Hugo?
- Yes Yes. We've caught Hugo.

- But first, when Viktor was going to bed.
- Esben... Right, Esben?

- What was there in Stalingrad?
- It was pissing cold.

- Did the idiot buy a spider?
- A real motherfucker.

Esben?
Who led the German troops?

- You like to know that, huh?
- Then it's out. Herut!

Viktor, have you seen the ironing board?

- Are you sick?
- I'm just going to the birthday party at...

A girl.

- A girl?
- Yes. Someone named Anja.

- What did you buy for her?
- A book.

- Big book, huh?
- Yes. She reads a lot.

- Anja... Is that someone from your class?
- No. She's a senior.

The girls my own age
don’t catch my eye.

Oops.

Soo...

Shouldn't Dad and I see her?

We could make a dinner.

Anja and I are just friends.

Is that why you iron your
underpants? Sorry.

Anja...
What does she look like?

She has dark hair and...

Yes, then she is...
She must be seen.

There you go, my darling.
You have to manage the socks yourself.

What the hell...!

- Are you going to be confirmed again?
- Viktor is going to Anja's birthday party.

Please just shut up!

This is the first time you are visiting.
Are you nervous?

Brian! Go back into the living room
with you. Good day. I do not know you.

- It's Anja's new guy, Viktor.
- Jette, Anja's mother. Welcome, Viktor.

Knudsen. Viktor Knudsen.
Thank you very much.

- Viktor!
- Congratulations. And thanks.

Well thank you.

It is a really pretty gift.

I'm very excited to see what it is.
Aren't you too?

- What the hell is he doing here?
- Ask Anja.

- Why does she not throw him out?
- She can not do that.

He has bought a gift.
Now just let him be.

- Open it now.
- Not so fast, Anja.

More sensitive.

How funny. It's a...

There's a giant spider.

Viktor, that couldn't have
been cheap.

- It's called Hugo.
- I never wished for such a gift.

- Breathe deeply.
- Turn off that camera, Brian.

- Calm down, Grandpa. You want a piece of cake?
- A slice sounds good.

- For fuck sake!
- Not up in the window.

- Then do something!
- Are you completely insane?

- It's fucking venomous.
- I will catch it.

- Are you also going to play Red Cross?
- Shut up, Peter.

It's not my fault, the
fool trips over my leg.

You have to relax a bit.

- How are you feeling?
- How long have I been out?

You have been lying here and
sleeping for over an hour.

Viktor, it was sweet of
you to buy such a nice gift.

It was also the
largest they had.

- I think you did that on purpose.
- No no. not at all.

Then I'd better kiss you.

- Hi. How's your head?
- Yeah, the head is fine enough.

- Did something happen to the table?
- 75,000 kr.

- 75... ohh!
- Shall I drive you home?

Yes.

See you, Viktor. - Yes.

It's an ingenious engine. Side-hung
crankshaft that cannot be worn up.

- The pistons are bumped, and the brake...
- Works every other Tuesday.

When I have no senior babe,
I have to drill into what I have.

A single kiss of pity...

I'm going to invite
her to the woods.

And not more than that.

I know a place just behind the creek.
You can row out there.

- Sounds like a really bad idea.
- We drink some wine and eat fruit.

What do you do with the body
when she's bored to death?

I can handle it from here.

- Thorkild?
- Done!

- Where the hell is Viktor?
- Thorkild, we have a problem.

Hi, Viktor. Thanks for last time.

- We could take a walk in the woods.
- Give me five minutes.

I'm not going anywhere.

What the hell is going on?
Are we not going out?

Yes, but I had forgotten I
had an appointment with Viktor.

Viktor? You can not mean that.
He is not your class at all.

- He's just Viktor.
Wow, you are so snobbish.

Anja, darling. Viktor is probably nice.
He needs a girl in flat shoes.

- Slippers, if you understand.
- I do. Come on, Viktor.

Have a nice trip to Lego-Land.

- He got a little mad, huh?
- Yes. I think that was it.

Good day.
We would like to look at...

- Maybe it's Viktor Knudsen?
- Yes. I do not understand...

Everything is packed and ready.
Exactly as the sir asked.

It's absolutely amazing!

You must have been so busy.
I want to row the boat.

The rest you have to
handle yourself, young man.

Come...

Let's sail after them.

See if he can...

- There's football!
- We paid.

- Viktor will pay us back.
- Oh yeah. He has so much money.

If you count Hugo, we have spent
more than a thousand kroner on him.

Victor?

Have you done it?

Done what?

You know...

... Done it.
Yes, you know.

Done it? Well, done it!
Yes of course.

No.

- Do you want to?
- Here?

No.

My parents play
cards on Wednesdays.

I know. Maybe I should
stop by for a glass of milk.

You could come
by at seven o'clock.

But bring something, right?

I'm the king of the world!

Congratulations.

Good day. What would it be?

Um...

- Yes. Anything else?
- Yes, and then some... con...

... Condo...

- Kondi-soda.
- Certainly. How many?

- Four.
- Four.

- Was there anything else?
- Yes. Then some...

Some con...

... condo... condover.

Condo... what are you saying?

Coronas. I need some Coronas.

Coronas...

I think someone is
going to a party, huh?

Hi, Viktor. What are you doing?

Yeah it didn't look like a Havana cigar.

- Do you want to make 20 kroner?
- Nah. I want to make 100.

- How can i help you?
- I want to look at some cum catchers.

- What are cum catchers?
- Fuck balloons for me and the lady.

- What am I hearing!
- I think you mean condoms.

- Right?
- Yes. Rubber boys with ribs.

- Ribs ?!
- Are you not a litle too young for that kind of thing?

The one eyed monster
is starting to get a toupee.

- What kind do you want?
- Some with banana flavor and dots.

- They do not go bad, do they?
- I have to hold on to something.

Or maybe the ones with ribs.
It prolongs the pleasure.

We only have regular
smooth models.

There is no color,
spikes or taste on it.

Then I have to settle for the smooth ones.
Stick me a carton then.

A carton, Are you insane?
There are 200 in a carton!

I'm going to be with her all
weekend. Then give me two.

- Cartons?
- No. Just two. Then I can turn them inside out.

Here are two.
It will be 20 kroner.

That is damn expensive.

- You do not have a fitting room, do you?
- Get out with you!

You can paint the fuck balloons with
luminescent color so we can see it.

It is not needed.
This bad boy has infrared night light.

Maybe the two gentlemen could
continue in the rector's office.

- Good idea. Because you can't get any silence here.
- Then it's out!

Out with you...!

Damn. Come on!

Out! Calm down now.

Okay... Moving on.

Viktor, are you
on drugs or what?

- Hey, Willy.
- Did you bring any animals?

That's too bad. Come in.

- Hi!
- Hi.

I'm almost done.

Done!

- Something wrong?
- No no.

- Shouldn't they play Bridge?
- I do not think so.

- Oh.
- My mother is making coffee.

They have asked if we will take
care of Brian. They're a little tired.

Is that not okay?

Yes. That's okay.

- Viktor, they're leaving in ten minutes.
- You have to pay for this.

Viktor, stop!

- We're driving now.
- Bye Bye.

- We'll be back in a few hours.
- Have fun.

Viktor... Shall we...

Do you want a...

Do you want a cup of coffee?

Uh... yes please.

- Should we skip the coffee?
- Yes.

Should I turn off the light?

- Is it not a little dark here?
- No. Just come here.

Viktor! What are you doing?

- I'm... touching you, I think.
- No.

I thought,
it felt a little weird.

Are you ready to be
completely naked?

I'm taking off your underpants.
One two...

- Viktor, did you remember to buy something?
- Of course.

I can 't get that shit out.

- Is it on?
- Yes, on my fingers.

Relax now.
It's also my first time.

I can 't.
How the hell... Ouch for god sake.

Let me try.

It's rolled out completely now.
Is that all you have?

There is an instruction manual.

Roll on penis
when it is firm.

- Romantic.
- Want to just try again?

Where the hell is it?
I found it.

"Roll on penis
when it is firm."

At least that's not
a problem. Done!

My parents!

No, Viktor. That's my dress.

- Well, you're lying here. Have you been kind?
- Dad, what do you think of us?

Dad thinks you're adult
and wise people.

Come, Brian.

You, Viktor.
I want to have a chat with you.

- Does it have to be now?
- Just a few minutes. You coming?

- Viktor, where's the other thing?
- I did not have time to get it off.

Now the two of us are going to
have a beer and a cheese sandwich.

Cheers, old boy. - Cheers.

You just have to be
careful not to sit on Hugo.

Have what you want. I can see that
Anja loves you and you love her.

Jette and I think you're...

We hope you will be
together many... for a while.

- I hope so too.
- I do not want to dig too much into it, but...

I understand if you
want to sleep together.

It even happens
that I do it myself.

Mostly with my wife.

- Well...! Cheers, old man.
- Cheers.

May I ask you a very
personal question?

How often do you wear a rubber?

Yeah... I started
doing it recently.

But I think you should
always have a condom.

I'm glad to hear that. You are
wise, but you have a responsibility.

As you know, I'm employed in a tough section
... in the advertising industry.

We are launching a major campaign.
Young people need to understand -

- how important it is
to wear a rubber.

They shouldn't be wearing it.

But they have to bring it.
I do not care where they keep it.

In the wallet, in the
pocket... I do not care.

Today, all human beings are free.
It is no shame to carry a rubber.

It's a completely natural thing.

Cheers. Cheers, Villy.

- Sorry about my father.
- It does not matter at all.

- How many beers did you have?
- One.

- You want to do something tomorrow?
- I'm going to the cinema with Gitte.

- Well okay.
- You're coming.

She is gonna get used to it.

- Bye, Viktor.
- Bye Bye.

- Why do I have to do it?
- Lotte.

Isn't that obvious? You're my
favorite cousin. You get 500 for it.

- Do you want the money?
- And a nice dinner in town?

- And a dress i can take off?
- What to do without family?

That pig has a lot of money.

You're lying. How could
he forget to take it off?

- There was total panic.
- You will never lose your virginity.

It was actually pretty close.

It's not so bad
with a virgin either.

Hey darling.
I missed you so much?

Why didn't you call? Are
you still together with the old one?

What the hell are you doing?

- Who are you?
- Yeah that's good. See you.

- You disgusting pig!
- Anja, wait!

- I do not know what's going on.
- Well i do!

Was it a bet with your
mentally retarded friends?

They are standing there laughing.
"Ha-ha. You won a box of beers!"

- You can forget everything!
- Let go of me!

Anja!

There there princess.

We were going to the cinema...

Mom, I do not understand.
I thought it was...

Sometimes... you
can not understand it.

Then it's just over.

Well it can't be.

Oh, it's you.

- Viktor!
- Is it something with Anja?

- Has she gotten the hots for someone else?
- Christian...

It does not matter.

I put rum in it.

Yes, you can always
drown your sorrows.

Tell me now.
What's up with Anja?

It is over.

- My life is over.
- Such nonsense.

- Of course, your life is not over.
- Yes.

Nothing matters.

You just need to get
some sleep so you do not get a fever -

- and then you can
call Anja tomorrow.

- She does not want to talk to me anymore.
- Of course she wants to.

Otherwise she has
to deal with me.

We have something you will love.

We're making a big blockbuster about you and Anja.
You should see a small video clip.

Well, if you can afford it...

- We rewind just a little.
- You don't want to call your bank first?

Two, three... now.

- Oops.
- Next time you use the fuck balloons.

- Why do I have to do it?
- Lotte! Isn't that obvious?

You're my favorite cousin,
and because you get 500 for it.

- Do you want the money?
- And a nice dinner in town?

I don't believe it!

- Why did you not tell me this?
- We are business people. What do you pay?

You will get something.

Ouch...!

400 for Hugo, and 700 for the boat trip.
He owes us 1100.

Thorkild, I have to borrow your scooter.
It's all or nothing.

Okay, okay.

The gear is here.
Clutch, throttle, brake...

- How do you start this shit?
- Send the tape by mail.

- Start it for fuck sake!
- Relax, man.

The brake is not
what it used to be!

(Honking)

On the third day of the freshman year, I,
Viktor Knudsen, was hit by an epidemic.

We are not talking about
chickenpox or influenza.

We are talking about
totally incurable Anja epidemic.

And I, Viktor Knudsen,
did not survive.

Goodbye, Anja.

Viktor.

Viktor...

Anja?

Is it you?

Sorry I did not believe you.
I was just so upset.

Well who...?

- I've seen the tape.
- The tape ?!

Esben and Brian had a copy.

Come on, Thorkild.

What the hell is going on, man?
Ouch!

Anja, if I survive, I'll
come and visit you, right?

Honestly, I think
you'll survive.

My parents are away for the weekend,
so we have the whole house to ourselves.

What should we do then?

But what about the leg?

Viktor! It's not
the leg you need to use.

- Viktor is gonna regret he did not pay.
- What's flashing?

- What is happening?
- It's the battery.

- You didn't charge the battery.
- I can not charge your battery.

It does not matter who owns it.
It's your turn.

- It's your camera.
- Hurry up and grab a new one in the bag.

- What kind of bag?
- The camera bag.

- I don 't have the camera bag.
- You had it last time.