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♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪
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♪ To get us through the night-- ♪
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♪ She's got long brown hair
Tied up in a little red bonnet ♪
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♪ She's got a pretty white blouse
And a basket with fresh fruit upon it ♪
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♪ She's got a glow in her cheeks
And a fire inside ♪
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♪ Sitting in a beautiful countryside ♪
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♪ Oh, masturbating
To the lady on the box of raisins ♪
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♪ She's the happiest she's been in years ♪
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♪ He puts on a big smile on her face ♪
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♪ She's the happiest she's been in years ♪
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♪ He puts a big smile on her face ♪
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♪ He's got a good job
And me and my parents love the dude ♪
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♪ You can tell
That he's gonna be faithful ♪
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♪ The whole family is happy as hell ♪
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♪ My sister's got an ugly new boyfriend ♪
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♪ Every day I'm mutterin' ♪
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♪ Mutterin' under my breath ♪
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♪ If you ask me to do a task ♪
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♪ I do it every time ♪
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♪ But the whole time that I'm doing it ♪
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♪ I'll be mutterin' under my breath ♪
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♪ Things I'd never say to your face ♪
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♪ But the second that you're gone ♪
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♪ I mutter like a crazy asshole ♪
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♪ While I angrily mow the lawn ♪
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♪ Raking leaves ♪
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♪ I'm mutterin' ♪
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♪ Shovel snow ♪
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♪ I'm mutterin' ♪
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♪ Go to the bank! ♪
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♪ You know I'm mutterin' ♪
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♪ Take out the trash! ♪
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♪ There's mutterin' ♪
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♪ When there's toys
At the bottom of the pool ♪
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♪ Left there by my daughter ♪
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♪ As I swim down to get them ♪
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♪ I'll be mutterin' underwater ♪
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♪ Everyday, I'm mutterin' ♪
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♪ Mutterin' under my breath ♪
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♪ Then one day my wife
Overhears what I'm saying ♪
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♪ And immediately slits ♪
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♪ My throat ♪
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♪ Driving back from Disneyland ♪
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♪ Going over all the fun ♪
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♪ What was best? Space Mountain? ♪
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♪ Or getting wet
On the Grizzly River Run, yeah! ♪
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♪ Greatest time of our kids' life ♪
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♪ What a magical moment
For me and my wife ♪
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♪ Then I miss our exit
And I scream, "Fucking cunt!" ♪
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♪ And it's like
Disneyland never happened! ♪
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♪ Sleep in late ♪
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♪ Eat a big breakfast ♪
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♪ Walk the dog ♪
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♪ Watch the news ♪
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♪ Go to the bathroom ♪
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♪ Start my laundry ♪
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♪ Go on the Internet ♪
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♪ Buy some new shoes ♪
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♪ Leave the apartment
For lunch with my landlord ♪
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♪ Come back home ♪
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♪ Take the dog for a walk again ♪
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♪ Turn on my TV ♪
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♪ Watch Jerry Maguire ♪
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♪ I've seen it before ♪
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♪ But I'll watch it again ♪
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♪ Pretty good day ♪
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♪ Pretty good life ♪
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♪ I am clinically depressed ♪
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♪ Old guy with a kid ♪
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♪ Started too late
Now he's paying for it ♪
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♪ Old guy with a kid ♪
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♪ At the soccer practice
Facing the wrong way ♪
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♪ Old guy with a kid ♪
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♪ Also has a middle-age son
He never sees ♪
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♪ Old guy with a kid ♪
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♪ Just fell asleep at the Chuck-E-Cheese ♪
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♪ Grandma in yoga pants ♪
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♪ Not exercising
Just looking fucking crazy ♪
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♪ Grandma in yoga pants ♪
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♪ From behind she looks
Like an ice cream cone ♪
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♪ Grandma in yoga pants ♪
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♪ That's not a camel toe
It's a walrus poon ♪
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♪ Grandma in yoga pants ♪
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♪ When she takes them off
Her belly button coughs ♪
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♪ Bulldog in a Halloween costume ♪
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♪ He's a bumblebee
And he don't look happy ♪
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♪ Bulldog in a Halloween costume ♪
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♪ He's just a dog
But he understands dignity ♪
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♪ Bulldog in a Halloween costume ♪
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♪ His grandpa was a wolf
Now he's wearing antennas ♪
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♪ Bulldog in a Halloween costume ♪
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♪ When you get home
You're gonna get bit ♪
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♪ Guy with a backpack at the movies ♪
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♪ Now I can't focus
On what Spider-Man's doing ♪
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♪ Guy with a backpack at the movies ♪
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♪ Every time he moves I shit myself ♪
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♪ Guy with a backpack at the movies ♪
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♪ Sitting right between me
And the fucking exit ♪
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♪ Guy with a backpack at the movies ♪
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♪ Pulls shit out
Thank God, it's Twizzlers ♪
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♪ Fat cop on a horse ♪
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♪ Both breathing heavy
Are they gonna make it? ♪
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♪ Fat cop on a horse ♪
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♪ Praying nothing happens
At this fucking parade ♪
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♪ Fat cop on a horse ♪
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♪ What did he do
That they took away his squad car? ♪
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♪ Fat cop on a horse ♪
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♪ A trail of manure
But it's coming from the cop ♪
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♪ Getting a divorce ♪
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♪ It seems so fun from the outside ♪
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♪ Now you can do
Whatever you want ♪
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♪ And nobody will stop you ♪
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♪ Maybe you'll travel the world ♪
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♪ Maybe you'll go to the movies ♪
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♪ Maybe you'll learn a new language ♪
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♪ Or meet some pretty ladies ♪
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♪ Or maybe you'll just
Move in with your sister ♪
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♪ And ruin her marriage too ♪
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♪ Guy with a drone ♪
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♪ Making everybody
On the beach today ♪
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♪ Uncomfortable ♪
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♪ Guy with a drone ♪
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♪ Remote control
In front of his swimsuit boner ♪
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♪ He says there's
A pod of whales out there ♪
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♪ On the ocean today ♪
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♪ It might be the rarest sight
He's ever seen ♪
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♪ But if that's true ♪
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♪ Why is his drone just hovering ♪
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♪ Over my wife? ♪
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♪ He seems like an odd little fellow ♪
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♪ I think it's time to beat him ♪
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♪ With my beach umbrella ♪
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♪ Mommy
Why's the door locked? ♪
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♪ Daddy
Why don't you answer? ♪
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♪ I hear Mommy screaming
While Daddy says ♪
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♪ Yes, oh yes ♪
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♪ So I go and get the key ♪
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♪ And I creep in carefully ♪
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♪ And much to my surprise ♪
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♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪
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♪ I see Daddy hitting Mommy ♪
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♪ With his penis ♪
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♪ Mommy, why are the sheets wet? ♪
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♪ Daddy, what's with the bedhead ♪
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♪ I hear Daddy say to Mommy ♪
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♪ Honey, I didn't finish yet ♪
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♪ Mom says we'll find another way ♪
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♪ 'Cause her little boy can't stay ♪
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♪ So I cuddle up real nice ♪
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♪ Right between Mommy's thighs ♪
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♪ And then Daddy pokes my eye out ♪
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♪ With his penis ♪
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♪ These days she doesn't need my help ♪
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♪ Getting into bed ♪
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♪ She doesn't need me to tuck her in ♪
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♪ Or kiss her on the head ♪
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♪ And she don't need me to pick her up ♪
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♪ At her best friend's front door ♪
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♪ She got her driver's license yesterday ♪
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♪ She don't need me anymore ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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♪ Doesn't need me to practice soccer ♪
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♪ Says she doesn't like sports ♪
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♪ She don't need me to teach her algebra ♪
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♪ Or help on book reports ♪
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♪ And she don't need me
To take her swimming ♪
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♪ It's like she'd wish I'd disappear ♪
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♪ But she still needs me ♪
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♪ To buy her friends beer ♪
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♪ Buy her friends beer ♪
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♪ When she needs a case of Natty Ice
She'll come running to me ♪
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♪ Buy her friends beer ♪
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♪ Forty cans of tallboys
Yeah, I'm still in the party ♪
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♪ Buy her friends beer ♪
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♪ No store would ever sell it to them ♪
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♪ 'Cause they all look like they're ten ♪
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♪ And when my baby girl gets a DUI ♪
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♪ She'll be back
In Daddy's car seat again ♪
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♪ Getting a divorce ♪
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♪ Because I bought beer for my daughter ♪
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♪ Scary shit's coming ♪
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♪ My mother just flew out to visit ♪
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♪ And I asked her
How long she's staying for ♪
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♪ And she says
"I didn't book a return flight" ♪
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♪ More scary shit's coming ♪
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♪ I'm driving down the road
At three o'clock in the afternoon ♪
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♪ And I can't see shit
'Cause the sun is directly in my eyes ♪
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♪ But I just do what everybody else does ♪
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♪ I keep driving and pray
I don't fucking hit anyone ♪
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♪ Did I hear a thud? ♪
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♪ Did I see a blonde wig
Fly over the car? ♪
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♪ Along with six pieces of sushi ♪
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♪ And then I realized
I just killed David Spade ♪
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♪ More... ♪
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♪ More scary shit's coming ♪
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♪ I'm watching porno ♪
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♪ On my iPhone ♪
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♪ And no sound is coming out ♪
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♪ Then I realize
I'm connected to Bluetooth ♪
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♪ In my wife's car ♪
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♪ And she's taking the kids
To soccer practice ♪
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♪ More scary shit's coming ♪
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♪ It's Halloween night
And I can't find my weed gummies ♪
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♪ Then I realize my mother is
Handing them out to all the children ♪
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♪ More fucking scary shit ♪
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♪ And I can't believe it either ♪
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♪ A little louder ♪
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♪ Not that loud, that scared me ♪
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♪ I just tried
To send my wife a dick pic ♪
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♪ But I accidentally sent it
To Al Pacino ♪
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♪ And he sent me two back ♪
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♪ Last fucking scary thing ♪
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♪ I just found my wife's vibrator ♪
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♪ On the bed in the guest room ♪
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♪ Where my mother is staying ♪
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♪ And it was still warm ♪
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♪ It's now or never ♪
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♪ Come hold me tight ♪
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♪ Kiss me, my darling ♪
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♪ Be mine tonight ♪
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♪ Tomorrow ♪
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♪ Will be too late ♪
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♪ It's now or never ♪
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♪ My love won't wait ♪
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♪ When I first saw you ♪
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♪ With your smile so tender ♪
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♪ My heart was captured ♪
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♪ My soul surrendered ♪
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♪ I spent a lifetime ♪
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♪ Waiting for the right time ♪
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♪ Now that you're near ♪
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♪ The time is here, at last ♪
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♪ It's now or never ♪
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♪ Come hold me tight ♪
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♪ Kiss me, my darling ♪
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♪ Be mine tonight ♪
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♪ Tomorrow ♪
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01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:42,375
♪ Will be too late ♪
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♪ It's now or never ♪
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♪ My love won't wait ♪
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♪ Just like a willow ♪
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♪ We would cry an ocean ♪
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♪ If we lost true love ♪
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♪ And sweet devotion ♪
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♪ Your lips excite me ♪
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♪ Let your arms invite me ♪
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♪ For who knows when ♪
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♪ We'll meet again ♪
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♪ This way ♪
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♪ It's now or never ♪
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01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,208
♪ Come hold me tight ♪
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01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:30,500
♪ Kiss me, my darling ♪
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♪ Be mine tonight ♪
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♪ Tomorrow ♪
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♪ Will be too late ♪
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♪ It's now or never ♪
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♪ My love won't wait ♪
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♪ It's now or never ♪
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♪ My love won't wait ♪
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♪ It's now or never ♪
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♪ My love won't wait ♪
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♪ You down boy ♪
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♪ No one around boy ♪
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♪ Head in your hands
And pain, so much pain ♪
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01:04:00,833 --> 01:04:04,583
♪ How can you ever be yourself again? ♪
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01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:08,166
♪ Where do you go now? ♪
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01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:12,208
♪ To get back your soul now? ♪
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01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:16,250
♪ Do you stare at the ceiling ♪
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01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:18,541
♪ And tune yourself out? ♪
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♪ Or crawl in the bottle ♪
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♪ And never crawl out? ♪
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♪ You're just searching and searching ♪
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01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,958
♪ For the big takeaway ♪
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01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:29,333
♪ How the hell did this happen? ♪
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♪ You look up and pray ♪
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♪ For the smile, girl ♪
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♪ It's been a while, girl ♪
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♪ You need a fix ♪
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01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:43,416
♪ And you need it fast ♪
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01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:47,583
♪ How can you put
All this shit in the past? ♪
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01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:52,250
♪ Yeah, who's gonna be the hero? ♪
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01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,916
♪ To get you through the night ♪
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01:04:57,291 --> 01:05:01,208
♪ Who's gonna wrap their arms around you ♪
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01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:04,125
♪ And make everything alright? ♪
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01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:06,500
♪ You know, it's comedy ♪
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01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:11,500
♪ Here comes the comedy ♪
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01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,666
♪ Got you smilin' and gigglin' ♪
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01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:17,791
♪ Like you were a kid ♪
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01:05:17,791 --> 01:05:20,583
♪ Didn't think it could get ya ♪
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01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,250
♪ But it just fuckin' did ♪
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01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:24,250
♪ You're laughin' so hard ♪
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♪ As you feel the pain pass ♪
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01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:29,166
♪ All because Ace Ventura ♪
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01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:31,166
♪ Just talked with his ass, yeah ♪
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♪ The comedy ♪
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01:05:34,916 --> 01:05:37,916
♪ There's so much stress, kid ♪
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♪ You're such a mess, kid ♪
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01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:46,250
♪ If you're first boyfriend dumps you ♪
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♪ Through a text on the phone ♪
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01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:50,583
♪ Or a note's on the dresser ♪
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01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:52,500
♪ She ain't coming home ♪
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01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,583
♪ When you're down with a case ♪
307
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:57,166
♪ Of the gettin'-bullied blues ♪
308
01:05:57,166 --> 01:06:01,166
♪ Or holding their hand
Through the doctor's bad news ♪
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01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:04,958
♪ You can do the pints of ice cream ♪
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01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,916
♪ Cry and cry in bed ♪
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01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,958
♪ Or run away ♪
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♪ Or scream all day ♪
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01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:17,083
♪ Or try this one instead ♪
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01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:19,541
♪ Try on the comedy ♪
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01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:24,250
♪ We all need the comedy ♪
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01:06:26,541 --> 01:06:28,583
♪ You look close to the edge ♪
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01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:30,500
♪ And you gave it a chance ♪
318
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:33,166
♪ Now you're doing spit takes ♪
319
01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:35,041
♪ And you're pissing your pants ♪
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01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:38,958
♪ Yeah, the pain and the heartbreak
Got knocked off its feet ♪
321
01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:41,541
♪ All because all these bridesmaids ♪
322
01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:43,291
♪ Just shit in the street ♪
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♪ Yeah, the comedy ♪
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01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:49,500
♪ Nothing beats the comedy ♪
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01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:55,291
♪ Yeah, actors can play dramatic ♪
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01:06:56,041 --> 01:06:59,458
♪ Singers can kill a song ♪
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01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:04,291
♪ But comedians say, "Fuck you, sadness" ♪
328
01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:08,625
♪ Let's laugh it off
And move the fuck on ♪
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01:07:10,541 --> 01:07:14,083
♪ So, thank you, Abbott and Costello ♪
330
01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:17,916
♪ And Leno on Letterman ♪
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01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:22,708
♪ Thank you, Ruth Buzzi's pocketbook ♪
332
01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:25,958
♪ And every scream from Kinison ♪
333
01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:31,125
{\an8}♪ Thank you, Lucy
For baking your bread ♪
334
01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:34,541
{\an8}♪ And Spinal Tap for going to 11 ♪
335
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,208
{\an8}♪ Thank you, Three Stooges
And Jerry Lewis ♪
336
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:42,666
♪ You've made me happy since I was seven ♪
337
01:07:43,416 --> 01:07:48,041
♪ Thank you
Marx Brothers and Gleason on the bus ♪
338
01:07:48,041 --> 01:07:51,916
♪ Thanks to Benny Hill
For smacking the old bald guy for us ♪
339
01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:55,916
♪ Thank you, Carol Burnett
George Carlin, and SCTV too ♪
340
01:07:55,916 --> 01:07:58,333
♪ Eddie Murphy
My whole fucking neighborhood ♪
341
01:07:58,333 --> 01:08:00,041
♪ Wanted to be you ♪
342
01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:04,083
♪ Thank you, Sanford and Son
Joan Rivers, and the 2000 Year Old Man ♪
343
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:06,375
♪ Lily Tomlin, David Brenner ♪
344
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:09,041
♪ Flip Wilson and Roseanne ♪
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01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:12,708
♪ Thanks to Billy, Robin, and Whoopi
For showing comedy cares ♪
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01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:16,666
♪ Thanks to Peter Sellers
For falling down the stairs ♪
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01:08:16,666 --> 01:08:20,833
♪ Rickles and Goldie, Stephen Wright
And Madeline Kahn ♪
348
01:08:20,833 --> 01:08:22,333
♪ Aykroyd and Belushi ♪
349
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:25,250
♪ The Jerky Boys
Cheech and fucking Chong ♪
350
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:28,666
♪ Airplane, Stir Crazy, The Jerk
And Easy-fucking-Money ♪
351
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:31,250
♪ Animal House and Caddyshack ♪
352
01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:32,916
♪ The kings of the funny ♪
353
01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:37,375
♪ Pee-wee, Borat, Powers, Mean Girls
The Wayans and Farrelly brothers ♪
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01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:41,291
♪ Superbad, Elf, Hangover
And those Jackass motherfuckers ♪
355
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:43,583
♪ Thank you, Chris Rock ♪
356
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:49,041
♪ Seinfeld and Colin Quinn ♪
357
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:53,666
♪ Herlihy, Jack, Coraci, and Apatow ♪
358
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:56,791
♪ Barrymore and Aniston ♪
359
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,041
♪ Love you, Buscemi and Stiller ♪
360
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,916
{\an8}♪ Love you Triumph and Conie ♪
361
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:09,208
♪ Spade, KJ, Meadows and Schneider ♪
362
01:09:10,458 --> 01:09:13,625
♪ Will always be my homies ♪
363
01:09:14,625 --> 01:09:16,791
♪ Thank you, Downey ♪
364
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:20,958
♪ Thank you, Lorne ♪
365
01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:25,875
♪ Thank you, Farley ♪
366
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:30,666
♪ Thank you, Norm ♪
367
01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:40,541
♪ They say jokes can stay funny forever ♪
368
01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:43,958
♪ A good joke can stay funny forever ♪
369
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:48,916
♪ Movies get older
But the kids still get 'em ♪
370
01:09:49,416 --> 01:09:52,666
♪ All the great laughs
Yeah, we'll never forget 'em ♪
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01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,458
♪ That's why I say ♪
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01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:56,333
♪ Thank you ♪
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01:09:57,708 --> 01:10:01,791
♪ Thank you ♪
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01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:07,000
♪ Good night ♪
375
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:05,166
♪ So if you look in my direction ♪
376
01:12:05,791 --> 01:12:09,416
♪ And we don't see eye-to-eye ♪
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01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:13,416
♪ My heart needs protection ♪
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01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:18,500
♪ And so do I ♪
379
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:30,250
♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪
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01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:33,291
♪ To get us through the night ♪
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01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:38,708
♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪
382
01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:42,416
♪ To make this work out right ♪
383
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:47,875
♪ So if you are out there waiting ♪
384
01:12:48,375 --> 01:12:51,791
♪ I hope you show up soon ♪
385
01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:55,375
♪ You know I need relating ♪
386
01:12:55,375 --> 01:13:00,833
♪ Not solitude ♪
387
01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:21,666
♪ Got a lotta love ♪
388
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:29,708
♪ Got a lotta love ♪
389
01:13:46,166 --> 01:13:49,041
♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪
390
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:53,416
♪ To change the way things are ♪
391
01:13:54,416 --> 01:13:57,583
♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪
392
01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:02,166
♪ Or we won't get too far ♪
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01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:07,916
♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪
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