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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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That's my doughnut.
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I don't see your name on it.
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Look on the bottom.
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Well, there you go.
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Hey!
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And next time,
get it notarized.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Caitlin.
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Hey, Carter...
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Check out Caitlin's outfit.
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Mike...
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That's very gay of you.
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No, Carter, that's the same
thing she was wearing
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when she left work
last night.
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Someone didn't spend the night
at home.
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Look at her.
She's doing the walk of shame.
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Watch me
make her uncomfortable.
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Oh, Caitlin.
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Did you have a good time
last night?
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Well, if you must know,
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I had a very nice date
with Trevor.
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Just what was it
that made it so... Very nice?
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Well, we cooked dinner.
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I'll bet you cooked.
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And we watched a movie.
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Watchin' movies.
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Mike, what is your point?
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Well, Caitlin,
I, uh, couldn't help but notice
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that you are wearing
the exact same outfit
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that you were wearing
when you left work last night.
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That's because I stayed over,
and we had sex.
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I'll bet you...
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what?
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It was unbelievable.
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I was screaming so loud
I set off a car alarm.
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Uncomfortable?
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Very.
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Finally, the mayor stopped in
to say goodbye.
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As you all know, we're leaving
on his campaign bus tomorrow
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for a 3-day listening tour
upstate.
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Okay! Well, I'll see you all
in three days.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Paul.
This is yours.
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By the way, the mayor's new
campaign bus still needs a name.
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How about Larry?
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I got it... Titanic.
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Mike, recent polls show
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that the mayor's most admired
quality is his trustworthiness,
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so why don't we call it
the trust bus?
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Well... Those are three
very good suggestions.
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I only wish we had three buses
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so we could name them all
the trust bus.
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Thank you, Carter.
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Meeting adjourned.
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Did you see that?
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He always listens
to Carter. Why?
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What does Carter have
that we don't have?
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He's smart, articulate,
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creative, dedicated,
informed,
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hardworking.
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No.
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Facial hair.
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People with facial hair
seem smarter.
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Really?
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Yeah, think about it...
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Abe Lincoln, Albert Einstein,
Burt Reynolds.
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And my aunt Sally.
She's smart as a whip.
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Starting right now, we're both
gonna grow a mustache.
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Yes!
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I'll check with you later.
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Excuse me.
Can I borrow your stapler?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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What am I, invisible?
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What are you talking about?
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I was just totally
sending that guy a vibe.
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What, the "I have
office supplies" vibe?
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What else
am I supposed to do?
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I wasn't raised
to ask men out.
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Hey, neither was I.
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This is so unfair.
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Do you realize
men have all the power?
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You got to be more aggressive.
You got to be more like a guy.
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Dare I say,
you should be more like Stuart.
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Can't I be
more like a different guy?
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Say what you want about him,
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but that guy
hasn't slept alone
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since his bed
was a tiny racecar.
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All right, Stuart,
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I can't believe
I'm asking you this,
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but how do you get women
to go out with you?
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If I'm interested
in the woman,
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I don't hesitate.
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I tell her how I feel,
and I ask her out.
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All right, makes sense.
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What if she says no?
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I just pull up my pants
and go back to work.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Oh, Mike.
Just looking for Caitlin.
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We're supposed to
go out for...
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Well, let's just call it
"lunch."
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I'm sorry.
Caitlin went home sick.
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Apparently, she was exposed
to something nasty last night.
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Trevor!
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Ready to go, dear?
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Let me just get my stuff.
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I'll meet you outside.
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I can't leave without a kiss.
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I just don't understand it.
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Why are you wasting your time
with this guy?
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Mike, I just checked
the guestlist to my business,
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and you're not on it.
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All I'm saying is this...
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it's not like
you're gonna marry him again,
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so what are you getting
out of it?
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Look, if you must know...
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oh, my God.
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I was gonna say
he's very caring,
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but if you must know...
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[GASPS] There he is.
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Remember...
confident, direct.
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Be a guy.
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Hey, there.
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So I've been watching you
lately, and frankly...
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I like what I see.
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What do you say
you and I go grab some dinner,
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maybe head back to your place
for a few drinks?
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Sounds great.
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Why don't you
give me your number?
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I'll give you a call.
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All right... ed.
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You got yourself a date.
[TONGUE CLICKS]
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How'd it go?
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I got the digits.
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James, what are you doing?
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Growing a mustache.
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It's taking forever.
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How long
have you been trying?
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Four hours.
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James, no one
grows a mustache that fast.
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Where's your mustache?
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How did you grow one already?
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Oh, I just skipped my 10:15
and 12:30 shaves.
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Excuse me, Paul...
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Now you'll see
some big-time respect.
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Yes?
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Can I ask you a question?
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Oh!
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You seek my counsel.
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What time
is your next press conference?
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2:00.
Thanks.
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Wow!
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Look at this thing.
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Why does my maid complain
about taking the bus?
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It's great!
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Well, sir,
the average city bus
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doesn't have
a luxury bathroom.
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Not that that stops anyone.
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This is exciting, sir.
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We got three days to talk,
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see the state,
get to know each other better.
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I'm really excited.
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Me too, Carter.
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Wake me
when we get to Albany.
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So, Mike, you want to go over
the mayor's schedule?
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Yeah, sure, Carter.
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Day one... Caitlin sees me
reading Jane Austen,
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is impressed
by my feminine side.
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Day two... she sees me
coming out of the shower
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and is impressed
by my masculine side.
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Ho! Day three...
I'm giving my statement
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in a small sheriff's office
in poughkeepsie.
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Hey, Mike, you all packed?
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Yeah. I'm just catching up
on a little reading.
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I should probably get going.
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[HORN HONKS LOUDLY]
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Horn... check.
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Someone wants to get around.
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Trevor, you want to give me
a hand parking this thing?
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Yeah.
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I miss you already.
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Ohh!
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Door... check.
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Mike, would you please
try to get along with Trevor?
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I just don't get
what you see in this guy.
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Look at him fanning himself
like he's blanche du bois.
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Mike, he's guiding you in.
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You know, like it or not,
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you're gonna have to
get used to him.
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Why?
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He asked me
to marry him again.
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What did you say?
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Mike, look out!
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[HORN HONKS]
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[THUD]
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Are we there?
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Sir, I just spoke
to Caitlin.
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Is Trevor gonna be okay?
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Oh, yeah, he's fine.
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A few nicks and bruises,
nothing serious.
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By the way,
do you have o-positive blood?
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So...
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Can we get back
on the road again?
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That's the thing.
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We have to delay the bus trip
until tomorrow.
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Oh, I can't wait.
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I never thought I'd miss it,
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but it gets underneath
your skin.
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The wind through your hair.
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[SNIFFS]
The smell of the countryside.
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Your dreams as big
as the open road ahead of you.
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Sir, we drove 10 feet.
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10 crazy feet.
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Yes, my intelligent,
distinguished,
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and well-respected colleague
in the front.
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Thank you, Paul.
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Excuse me...
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I just have a, uh...
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a brief announcement to make.
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We're postponing the mayor's
bus tour until tomorrow
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because of a broken headlight.
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We heard the bus
actually hit somebody.
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Yeah, whose leg
went through the headlight.
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Stay with me, people.
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Mike, doesn't it undercut
the message of the trust bus
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when it starts running over
innocent new yorkers?
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I'll have you know
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that the accident
was caused by the pedestrian.
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You can prove that?
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Yes, he'll be
releasing a statement
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in which he completely absolves
the Winston campaign.
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When?
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Uh... You don't need a statement.
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There is no story here.
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Are you trying
the jedi mind trick on us?
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[SINGSONG VOICE]
Nikki, you're late.
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[NORMAL VOICE]
What's up?
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[SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]
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I got some last night.
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Nice!
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Did you stay over?
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No.
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Nice!
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So, give me the details.
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We go back to his place
after dinner.
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I light some candles,
put on some Sinatra.
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Guys are such suckers
for that.
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Next thing you know,
he wants to play scrabble.
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I'm like, "all right,
I'll go with it."
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My first word... horny.
Double word score, 70 points.
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Before he knows
what hits him,
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I've got my bra off,
we're in his bedroom,
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and his box spring is doin'
a rendition of "purple haze."
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[LAUGHING] Wow.
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So did you... you know?
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Three times.
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What about him?
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Who cares?
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There he is.
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I brought you a balloon.
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"It's a boy"?!
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Yeah, well,
they were all out
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of "sorry I hit you
with a bus."
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00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:21,271
Thanks, Mike.
265
00:12:21,306 --> 00:12:23,140
I got 14 broken bones,
266
00:12:23,174 --> 00:12:26,444
but this balloon
makes it all better!
267
00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:30,080
You know, you're never gonna
heal with that attitude,
268
00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:33,417
which is why I think
we should get some closure
269
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,487
in a very real...
And legally binding way.
270
00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:38,722
Mike, what are you doing?
271
00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:40,824
Come to finish him off?
272
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:46,163
No, I just came by
to tell Trevor how sorry I am.
273
00:12:46,197 --> 00:12:50,434
It just kills me
to see him like this.
274
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:54,005
So, how's my brave
little boy?
275
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:57,408
Aw, I'm hanging in there.
276
00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:00,778
I brought you
your favorite lunch.
277
00:13:00,812 --> 00:13:01,912
Aah!
278
00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:04,581
Crab cakes from the Pierre.
279
00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:06,817
You dear, sweet thing.
280
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:10,788
But, you know, I'm just
in too much pain to eat.
281
00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:13,056
Oh, you poor dear.
282
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:15,026
You know what?
You need more painkillers.
283
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,293
I'll go get the nurse.
284
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:21,098
Thank you...
My future bride.
285
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,901
[MOCKINGLY]
Thank you, my future bride.
286
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,736
I'm in too much pain to eat.
287
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,939
[NORMAL VOICE]
I barely hit you with that bus.
288
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,475
You're just faking it
to get sympathy.
289
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:32,476
I am not!
290
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,444
Then why doesn't this hurt?
291
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,379
Ow!
292
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,218
Morning.
293
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,656
Hello, janelle.
294
00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:50,161
Notice anything different
about me?
295
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:53,998
Yeah. You really need to trim
that nose hair.
296
00:13:54,032 --> 00:13:55,699
Actually, it's a mustache,
297
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,134
and I think it's time
298
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,970
you started showing me
a little more respect.
299
00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:03,874
Or what, you'll tie me
to a rail road track?
300
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:09,079
PAUL: Hey, James!
301
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,715
Nice mustache!
302
00:14:11,749 --> 00:14:14,552
Thanks, Paul,
but I've got a confession.
303
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:15,686
It's fake.
304
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,189
Yes, but the respect
you're gonna get is real.
305
00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:22,426
Hey, Carter...
306
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,728
What do you think?
307
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:27,564
I think you look like an idiot
from the '70s.
308
00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:29,367
What about me?
309
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,502
I think you look like an idiot
from the 1870s.
310
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:35,372
Guys, I need three people
311
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,075
to round out my think tank for
the new mass-transit project.
312
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,076
Carter...
313
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:43,047
Carter, let's go.
314
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:45,149
Damn! He knew it was fake.
315
00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:48,051
What else does Carter have
that we don't have?
316
00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:51,421
He shaves his head.
317
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:54,458
That he does.
318
00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:03,434
There he is.
319
00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:05,803
Feeling okay?
320
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:09,740
Painkillers kicking in?
321
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:12,876
Mommy?
322
00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:14,879
Yeah, that's right.
323
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:19,082
Listen, mommy needs you
to sign something.
324
00:15:19,117 --> 00:15:20,951
Mike, what are you doing?
325
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,687
Uh, my rounds.
326
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,825
"I apologize
for leaping recklessly
327
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,594
"into the path of the bus
328
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:34,631
being carefully driven by
political genius Mike Flaherty"?
329
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,233
I don't believe you!
330
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,869
It wasn't enough that
you ran him over with a bus?!
331
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:41,138
You were there!
It was an accident!
332
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:43,540
Ugh!
333
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:46,810
My fiancé is lying there
in agony,
334
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,312
and all you can think about
is your petty work problems?
335
00:15:49,347 --> 00:15:51,581
You are the coldest,
most heartless person
336
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:52,416
I have ever met.
337
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,684
Cold and heartless?
338
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,686
This only happened because
I care so much about you.
339
00:15:56,721 --> 00:15:58,055
What?
340
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,024
When you said
you were gonna marry this guy,
341
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:01,258
I-I-I just forgot everything,
342
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,193
because I can't stand
the thought of you
343
00:16:03,227 --> 00:16:05,663
spending the rest of your life
with anybody but... Me.
344
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,402
Mmm. Mmm.
345
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:13,637
Mmmmm.
346
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:14,671
Mm.
347
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,306
Mm. Mmmm!
348
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:19,109
Wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this.
349
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,780
I can see my fiancé
lying right there.
350
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:23,547
Right.
351
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:30,187
Mm. Mm.
352
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,522
Mmm!
353
00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:33,557
Uuugghhh!
354
00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:35,125
Mm.
355
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:38,262
Mmmm. Mmm.
356
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:43,700
What's going on here?
357
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:47,071
It's okay.
I'm his fiancée.
358
00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:49,540
And I'm the guy
who ran him over.
359
00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:54,845
Nikki, I didn't get a chance
to say goodbye last night.
360
00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:56,547
You left pretty quickly.
361
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:58,682
Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that.
362
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,651
I, uh, had an early meeting.
363
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:01,719
Oh.
364
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:04,154
You, uh, free for lunch?
365
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:06,190
Got a meeting.
366
00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:07,992
How about dinner?
367
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,528
Meeting.
368
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,063
I get the feeling
you're trying to blow me off.
369
00:17:13,097 --> 00:17:15,733
Oh, no. Hey, look, listen.
No, ed.
370
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,401
I think you're great.
I really do.
371
00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:19,936
It's just that, you know,
372
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:22,305
I'm looking
to have some fun right now,
373
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,707
kind of play the field.
374
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,576
If you can live with that,
great.
375
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,478
Maybe we can still hang out.
376
00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:30,780
But if not, I think
we better just say goodbye.
377
00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:35,486
Um... I'm sorry
you feel that way.
378
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:41,358
Oh, Nikki, I'm impressed.
379
00:17:41,392 --> 00:17:44,428
I couldn't have done it
better myself.
380
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,332
What's the matter?
381
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,801
I really liked him!
382
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:59,009
God, I feel...
So bad for Trevor.
383
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,711
I mean...
384
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,245
Look at him...
385
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,081
Lying there in pain.
386
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:05,849
He has no idea
387
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:10,154
his entire world is gonna
come crashing down on him.
388
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,955
Yeah.
389
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,690
Poor bastard.
390
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:17,928
Let's tell him.
391
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,196
No.
392
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,665
Not like this.
I'll handle it my way.
393
00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:23,300
Until I tell him,
394
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:26,303
you and I have to be discreet
and act like friends.
395
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,872
Out of respect for Trevor.
396
00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:32,275
Right.
Out of respect for Trevor.
397
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:38,482
Mm. Mmm. Mm.
398
00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:40,350
Uh! We can't do this here.
399
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:42,452
You're right.
You're right.
400
00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:46,090
You know, they...
they just lost someone in 604.
401
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:50,561
You're right.
402
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:52,529
I-I'm gonna go.
403
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,703
Wait a second, um...
404
00:18:59,737 --> 00:19:02,572
I have a confession to make.
405
00:19:02,606 --> 00:19:07,344
Part of me has wanted this
since the day we met.
406
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:10,381
Part of me has, too.
407
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:17,888
You know, since we're putting
all our cards on the table,
408
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:21,658
I, uh, I have a confession
to make myself.
409
00:19:21,692 --> 00:19:26,397
When you told me that you
were gonna marry Trevor, uh...
410
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:32,769
I think I might have...
You know, o-on some level...
411
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,471
Hit him on purpose.
412
00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:36,874
What?
413
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:40,176
I didn't want to kill him
or anything.
414
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:43,246
Just, you know,
kind of nudge him...
415
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,581
A little bit.
416
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:46,549
Are you serious?
417
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:47,684
Yeah.
418
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,487
No, no!
419
00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:52,289
No!
420
00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:56,159
What kind of sick,
twisted person are you?
421
00:19:56,193 --> 00:20:00,297
I never told you anything...
422
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:08,005
...about hitting Trevor
on purpose.
423
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,873
Uugghhh!
424
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:17,647
This is a bad day
for the jedi mind trick.
425
00:20:17,682 --> 00:20:20,350
[MOANS]
426
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,285
Oh, shut up.
427
00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:23,086
Uhh!
428
00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:40,770
Hi, Carter.
How are you?
429
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,005
I...
430
00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,276
see? Now he's scared.
431
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:49,112
Finally,
we'll get some respect.
432
00:20:49,146 --> 00:20:50,881
There's a protest
outside the u.N.!
433
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,115
We need every person!
434
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,417
Carter...
435
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:55,352
Carter, let's go!
436
00:20:59,991 --> 00:21:02,159
I can't believe it.
437
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:06,263
I guess the bald caps
didn't work.
438
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:16,373
Bald cap.
439
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:20,144
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