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What if I were to tell you
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I'm gonna leave tom
and be with you?
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Is that what you want?
What do you want, Charlie?
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No more games,
no more fooling around.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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TOM: Caitlin, it's me.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Aren't you gonna
invite me in?
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Let's go out
for a drink.
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Sounds good.
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Why didn't I say something?
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I'm such an idiot.
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I wish I had another chance.
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Idiot!
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I can't believe Stuart took
three more weeks' vacation.
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How long are we expected
to keep doing his job?
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I have a hard time
avoiding my own work.
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Now I got to avoid
Stuart's?
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I'm only one man.
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Oh, Victoria's secret
catalog, swimsuit issue.
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Patrick Swayze calendar?
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That's mine.
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Oh, Carter, is that
the parks' budget?
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Why am I looking at
Patrick Swayze on a motorcycle?
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Sorry, sir. We're a little
overwhelmed, what with Stuart away.
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I can get you some help
until he returns.
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Well, how about
my cousin Larry?
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Isn't he in prison?
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No, he got out.
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He just can't be anywhere
near matches.
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Hey, Caitlin, you missed
the morning meeting.
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Is everything okay?
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I broke up with tom
last night.
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I thought everything
was going so well.
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Tom's a wonderful person, but
the passion just wasn't there,
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and it would have been
unfair to lead him on.
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Well, if that's how you feel, I
think you did the right thing.
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Do me a favor... don't tell
anyone, especially not Charlie.
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My lips are sealed.
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Hi, guys.
What's new?
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Nothing in Caitlin's life.
I can tell you that.
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I got to go.
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Look, when you asked if I wanted
to be with you, I froze.
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The answer is yes.
Of course I do.
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Let's just forget it.
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Oh, so you're just gonna
stay with tom?
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Yeah, he's great.
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We went out last night
and had the best time.
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We wined,
we dined, we danced,
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and [LAUGHS]
wow, we laughed.
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Ahh!
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Caitlin Moore?
Yes.
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This is from tom Callahan.
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Oh, must be a gift.
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A blow-dryer... Cds...
A toothbrush?
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That's no gift.
It's a breakup box.
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No, it's not.
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I know breakup boxes.
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I've been getting them
since I was 17.
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Fine. I broke up with tom, but
it had nothing to do with you.
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How can you say that? Last night, you
were asking me if we should be together.
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If you had answered me,
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it would have had
something to do with you,
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but you said nothing.
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[SIGHS]
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Well, I'm saying it now.
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Give me another chance.
Let me take you out tonight.
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I don't think so.
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Caitlin, this magazine's having a
best-couple-of-the-year contest.
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Forget it. He knows.
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I knew you'd crack.
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Deputy mayor Crawford?
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I just wanted to thank you
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for giving me the opportunity
to work here, sir.
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Oh, hey, no need to thank me.
You've earned it.
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It's pretty clear that
you're the man for the job.
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Who is this guy?
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It's Pete. The mayor hired him
to fill in for Stuart.
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He was a staffer at the u.N.,
now he's here,
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helping us with the complex
task of urban management.
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Oh, Mr. Heywood, I
got that coffee stain
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out of your suede jacket.
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Oh, I need that jacket
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for an important meeting.
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I thought it was
for your date.
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That'll be all.
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Caitlin, may I see you
in my office?
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No.
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You're trying to get me alone
to ask me out.
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I'd appreciate it if you
put our personal lives aside
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and focus on the work.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, look, it's 5-star chef
Jean Pierre...
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...from the restaurant
of the same name.
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Why is he in your office?
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Maybe he stopped by to tell us
about tonight's specials.
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Charlie, this is crazy.
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You're right.
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You can't get a table
for months.
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This is correct,
but for you, Charles,
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tonight I give you my most
romantic table for two.
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I don't know, Jean.
Will I need it?
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If I go to dinner, will you
stop doing things like this?
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Yes.
Okay. One date.
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Great.
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That is fantastic.
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And trust me,
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between his talent
and my charm,
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you're in store for the most
magical night of your life.
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We'll see.
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Your food better not suck.
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I took a crack at
that release for you.
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Oh, thanks, Pete.
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You know, writing
a press release
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takes years of
experience and skill,
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so before I
give this to the mayor,
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I'm gonna have
to give it the once-over
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before I put my
personal stamp on it.
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Here you are, Mr. mayor.
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Here's your press release.
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This office has run
like clockwork
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since we brought Pete on.
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Son, you're doing
a great job.
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Almost as if we don't
need Stuart anymore.
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Did you hear that?
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The mayor thinks we don't
need Stuart anymore.
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He'll replace him
with Pete.
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We have to get rid of him.
But how?
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We have to devise a plan, even
if it means skipping dinner,
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rolling up our sleeves, and
staying here all night.
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But how?
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This salad is really good.
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The lettuce is crispy.
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[THINKING] This isso uncomfortable.
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[THINKING] She's right.This lettu is crispy.
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Come on, you've had dinnerwith Caitlin a thousand times.
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Get some conversationgoing.
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Did you say something?
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No.
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Oh, I thought you did.
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I was chewing.
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Funny how that can
sound like words.
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Nice recovery.
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He's unraveling.
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You must like that bread.
You're really packing it away.
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No, no.
I didn't mean...
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God, I'm unraveling.
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All right, calm down.
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At least the foodis gonna be amazing.
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Pardon the interruption, but
the kitchen is, um... On fire.
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Please exit now.
Oh, great.
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Say something funnyto calm the situation.
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Well, this is turning out
to be one "hot" date.
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Heh.
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I said,"say something funny."
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Well, I had a great time.
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Yeah, me too.
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Uh, I have to
be in early tomorrow,
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so I... Guess this
is good night.
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Okay. Good night.
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Good night.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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What the hell
happened tonight?
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I don't know.
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This was the worst
night ever.
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Normally, after a date
this bad,
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I'd be calling you
to talk about it.
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And normally, I'd be on
the other end of the phone
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watching "sportscenter,"
saying, "uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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I really blew it,
didn't I?
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Charlie, it wasn't just you.
It was us being on a date.
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I really wanted tonight
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to be the beginning
of something for us.
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Maybe we're not meant
to be a couple.
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Well, after tonight, it's hard
to argue with that.
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So...
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Friends?
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Definitely.
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We're better friends than that.
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Of course we are.
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Oh, come here, buddy.
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It feels so right
to be friends.
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It does.
Take off the jacket, pal.
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Let's get you out
of this dress, amigo.
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Hey, I've got
a really friendly idea.
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That was unbelievable.
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That's what friends are for.
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Hey, buddy.
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What's going on?
You seem different.
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What are you talking about?
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For one thing,
you're actually smiling.
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I smile all the time.
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No, you don't.
You do this.
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What you got going there
is peppy and exciting.
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Oh, my God.
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You had sex with Caitlin
last night.
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No, I didn't.
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I'd know that
smile anywhere.
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It's the universal
"I just got some" smile.
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Head tilted back,
teeth showing.
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Are you making this up?
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Hey, Carter.
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Hey, Jordan.
[CHUCKLES]
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You and Caitlin...
this is amazing.
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It's like I'm a completely
different person.
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She brings out this
romantic side of me.
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Last night, I left her in bed to
go get a glass of water,
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and get this...
I came back.
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And I thought that only
happened in the movies.
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This could be the beginning
of something great.
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Carter, you are not
gonna believe this.
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Last night...
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Charlie and I
slept together.
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This is shocking!
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This is the most amazing
thing I have ever heard!
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He told you.
Yeah.
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So, how did it happen?
I don't know.
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We were talking,
and the next thing is,
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my duvet
is hitting the floor.
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[CHUCKLES]
I need details.
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Goosedown,
600 thread count.
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Nice.
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[SIGHS]
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Wait, wait.
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You've got that look.
What look?
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The "I had sex
that I regret" look...
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head down,
reluctant eye contact,
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followed by the look-away.
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You're making this up.
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Hey, Carter.
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Hey, Nathan.
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You're right.
I do regret it.
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When I woke up and saw
Charlie next to me,
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I realized this is never gonna
work. We're friends.
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We're not supposed to be
having sex.
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Why did you do it?
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'Cause after we
took our clothes off,
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it felt like
the right thing to do.
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If you feel this way,
you got to tell him right now.
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It'll be hard.
I'll say we had a great time
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but it can never happen again.
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Um, Charlie?
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We need to talk.
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Great.
I'll come by your place
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and bring some lavender
bubble bath and champagne.
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Okay.
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This is gonna be
harder than I thought.
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Look at that out box.
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It's just filled
with completed work.
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There's no way Stuart's ever
gonna get his job back.
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The nerve of that guy...
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staying late, making sure
things run efficiently.
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He has no idea
how government works.
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Uh, hey, sir, how was
breakfast at the club?
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Terrible. I ran into
the tennis pro
256
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,667
who had an affair
with my ex-wife.
257
00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,567
At least you
were able to walk away
258
00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:27,767
as the bigger man.
259
00:12:27,801 --> 00:12:30,334
I take solace in that...
260
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:33,067
And the fact that I keyed
the hell out of his jetta.
261
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:39,067
Paul, I think I just realized
how we can get rid of Pete.
262
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,067
Here he comes.
Follow my lead.
263
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,901
Uh, Pete, I want to talk
to you about something.
264
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,567
Sure.
265
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:48,467
Pete...
266
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,734
We're concerned about your
relationship with the mayor.
267
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:56,234
Around here, it takes a lot more to
succeed than just hard work. Way more.
268
00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:59,234
You have to connect with
the mayor on a personal level.
269
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,734
Got to connect.
270
00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:06,100
For example, he just loves
talking about his ex-wife.
271
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,367
Loves chatting about the ex.
272
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,000
Is there anything specific?
273
00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:15,334
Well, he's got this funny story
about Helen and her tennis pro.
274
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,968
Funny story about her
and the tennis pro.
275
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,400
You know, that gets
a little annoying.
276
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,467
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
277
00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:27,601
Caitlin, it's me.
278
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:28,801
Open the doorand explain
279
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,868
that we're nothingmore than friends.
280
00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:33,033
He'll be out of herein 5 minutes.
281
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,968
I brought
the bubble bath, dinner.
282
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,567
And may I say
you look beautiful.
283
00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:43,834
10 minutes, tops.
284
00:13:43,868 --> 00:13:45,300
Sorry I'm late.
285
00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:47,767
It took me 45 minutes
to pick out this shirt.
286
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:50,968
Normally, I'd come up with an
excuse that makes me look cool,
287
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,234
but with you, I don't
have to do that.
288
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,667
I also saved someone
from drowning.
289
00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,200
Look...
290
00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:02,534
Charlie, the truth is...
291
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,200
you look tense.
You want a backrub?
292
00:14:05,234 --> 00:14:08,067
Oh, I-I appreciate
the offer, but I...
293
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,868
oh, that... That's nice.
294
00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:13,701
This is bad.
295
00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:16,133
What would Carter sayif he could see me now?
296
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:18,300
CARTER: You're being weak.Tell him!
297
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:21,467
Ooh, where did you getthat chenille throw?
298
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,434
You're gonna
love this trick.
299
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,901
It'll loosen up
your lower back.
300
00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:32,901
Fine. I'll let him dohis stupid trick.
301
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:35,033
And then I'll tell him.
302
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:41,801
I'll tell him tomorrow.
303
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,133
Ah, how'd it go
last night?
304
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:51,734
Uh...
305
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,400
Did you tell him you
just wanted to be friends?
306
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:57,033
I tried. Then he said,
"do you want a backrub?"
307
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,968
Then I said,
"I really shouldn't."
308
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,067
What'd you say next?
309
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,934
I think I said,
"yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!"
310
00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:06,100
You had sex with him?
311
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,033
Yes. Yes.
Oh, God, yes.
312
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:10,033
Carter, I don't know
what I'm doing.
313
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:13,234
I'm spiraling out of control.
Is it possible I'm a sex addict?
314
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:16,934
How many partners have you
had in the last year? Nine.
315
00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:19,100
Not including dreams.
Three.
316
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,601
Or fantasies.
Two.
317
00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:24,434
Your only problem is Charlie.
You got to talk to him.
318
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:25,801
I know.
319
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:28,734
It happened again!
I can't believe this!
320
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:33,834
It happened again.
I can't believe this.
321
00:15:33,868 --> 00:15:36,267
You were with Caitlin
again last night.
322
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,567
Yes. Yes.
Oh, God, yes.
323
00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:41,234
It's so great.
324
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:42,868
We're not all bogged down
325
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,667
talking about
where we're going.
326
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:46,400
It's almost too good
to be true.
327
00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:50,100
Maybe it is too good to be true.
What are you saying?
328
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:53,467
Caitlin is the type that likes
to talk about her relationship.
329
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:55,801
If she's not talking
about your relationship...
330
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,033
Maybe she doesn't want
to have one with me.
331
00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:01,267
But then why are we having
so much great sex?
332
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,601
Oh, my God.
She's using me.
333
00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:09,667
I'm her man mistress.
334
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,434
You are not
her man mistress.
335
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:15,667
Here I am, ready to commit,
and all she wants is sex.
336
00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:18,767
Look, maybe it would be
healthiest for both of you
337
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:21,701
if you put aside sex until
you've had a conversation.
338
00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:23,133
You're right.
339
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:25,400
No more sex until
we talk about our feelings.
340
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,334
We got to connect
emotionally.
341
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:31,801
You know, Carter, now that I'm
gay, we should hang out more.
342
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,400
This is fantastic.
343
00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:39,734
I've been wanting Stuart
to do this for months.
344
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,200
My pleasure, sir.
345
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,667
Working for a man of your
stature has been a dream.
346
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:45,868
Is there anything else?
Uh...
347
00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:50,601
Actually, sir,
I'd like to talk to you
348
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,367
about something personal.
349
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,367
Oh, well, what's
on your mind?
350
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,567
Well, I'd love
to hear that story
351
00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:00,100
about your ex-wife and
the tennis pro.
352
00:17:01,801 --> 00:17:03,534
Let me get this straight.
353
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,634
You've been working here
less than a week,
354
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,133
and you want to know
about my ex-wife
355
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:12,067
and the man that tore
apart my marriage...
356
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,701
...the most painful event
in my life?!
357
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,067
Yeah. Yes.
358
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,167
You got moxie, kid.
359
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:25,033
I can't tell you how refreshing
it is to have someone here
360
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,434
who doesn't just tell me
what I want to hear.
361
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:33,100
Sir, it looks like you've
put on a few pounds.
362
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:35,801
You're working Christmas.
363
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,767
You and I have to talk.
364
00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,534
But before we do, we need to
lay down some ground rules.
365
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:46,968
First, this...
off-limits.
366
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,067
What?
367
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,300
It's very important to me
that we communicate tonight.
368
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:55,267
So I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to cut you off.
369
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:01,734
Charlieland is closed.
370
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,033
First, you're the one
who's been coming on to me,
371
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,467
and second, you couldn't
cut me off if you tried.
372
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:07,968
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
373
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,334
All I'd have to do is stand
close to you like this,
374
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,767
and you would lose control.
375
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:15,467
All I'd have to do is massage
your shoulders like this,
376
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:17,501
and you'd lose control.
377
00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:19,734
Well, all I'd have to
do is...
378
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:27,567
I think I made my point.
379
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,801
Caitlin, what are we
doing here?
380
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,801
So much has happened
in the last two days.
381
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:35,367
Why aren't we talking
about it?
382
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,467
Charlie... This is really
hard for me to say,
383
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:42,100
but I don't think
this is gonna work.
384
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:43,634
Why not?
385
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,534
I asked if you wanted
a relationship.
386
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:46,934
You hesitated.
387
00:18:46,968 --> 00:18:48,934
We went on a date.
It was a disaster.
388
00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:51,300
Face it... we have failed
every relationship test.
389
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:52,734
Relationship test?
390
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,601
Where'd you get that junk,
out of cosmo?
391
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,234
No.
392
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,734
By the way, you did find
10 ways to please your man.
393
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,200
Charlie,
we're great friends,
394
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:10,934
and I count on that.
395
00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:14,501
If we try this and it doesn't
work, there's no going back.
396
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:16,167
Well, I can't go back now.
397
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,567
I can't pretend like the last
few days didn't happen
398
00:19:18,601 --> 00:19:21,000
and that I don't have
feelings for you.
399
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:24,033
I'm just scared
that it could end badly.
400
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,701
Well, I'm scared, too.
401
00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:28,501
But there's no reason
why we shouldn't try.
402
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:33,067
I can't.
403
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,868
Okay then.
404
00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:39,000
No, wait.
Don't go.
405
00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,334
You want me to stay?
406
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:43,334
No, don't stay either.
407
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:45,367
You want me to
just hover in the hall,
408
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,567
'cause I'm running out
of options.
409
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,701
Do you really think
we should do this?
410
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,534
'Cause I could think of a
million reasons why I shouldn't.
411
00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:58,234
And I can think of a million
reasons why I shouldn't.
412
00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:00,567
But I can think of one
reason why I should...
413
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:02,567
And it's you.
414
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:06,834
I do want to try this.
415
00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:10,801
We may go down in flames,
but it's worth the chance.
416
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,634
Thanks.
417
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:18,367
Well, it's still
pretty early.
418
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,200
What should we do now?
419
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:22,767
Well, it's too bad
you cut me off.
420
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:33,234
I think I'm gonna
head into the bedroom.
421
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,501
[DEPARTING FOOTSTEPS]
422
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:44,667
She's suffered long enough.
423
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,400
Sir, I can't
hold my tongue any longer.
424
00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:53,501
Where I come from
we're known for two things...
425
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:55,267
loyalty and
a prophylactic factory
426
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,300
that employs much
of the town.
427
00:20:57,334 --> 00:21:01,367
What are you talking about?
428
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,701
I'm talking about the fact
429
00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:04,868
that you're getting Pete
to replace Stuart.
430
00:21:04,901 --> 00:21:07,234
It is a gutless,
cowardly act.
431
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,901
I would never get rid
of Stuart.
432
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,701
Well, then I guess we're
both on the same page.
433
00:21:13,434 --> 00:21:16,267
You have the nerve
to question my loyalty
434
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:20,100
and call me
a gutless coward?!
435
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,133
You know what, lassiter?
436
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:25,534
I got moxie?
437
00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:28,667
No, you're working
new year's.
438
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:30,367
[MAN] Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
439
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,300
[BARKING]
440
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,634
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