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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:05,176 This is what you missed last week on Shameless: 2 00:00:05,384 --> 00:00:07,887 FIONA: Is your mom not pregnant? -Every time she pees... 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:11,098 ...it's bad news, I get depressed thinking about my husband... 4 00:00:11,307 --> 00:00:15,394 ...banging my mom because we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA. 5 00:00:15,603 --> 00:00:18,064 Attention, people! Kevin is gonna be a daddy. 6 00:00:18,231 --> 00:00:20,816 What, is Mandy going a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? 7 00:00:21,025 --> 00:00:22,485 I think she ran over Karen. 8 00:00:22,693 --> 00:00:24,779 -I can't feel. -Mandy did this? 9 00:00:24,987 --> 00:00:27,365 Because of me, you ruined Karen's life! 10 00:00:27,532 --> 00:00:30,451 When I was your age, my pop took me on my first heist. 11 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:32,411 My foster gays got a lot of stuff. 12 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:34,205 -Can I help you? OFFICER: We believe... 13 00:00:34,372 --> 00:00:38,668 -...this child robbed his foster parents. -He didn't do the heist. I did. Cuff me. 14 00:00:38,834 --> 00:00:42,964 That whore Mickey's marrying is an actual whore that works at Garden Springs Spa. 15 00:00:43,172 --> 00:00:44,840 You're not going through with this? 16 00:00:45,049 --> 00:00:47,301 MICKEY: Because I'm hitched doesn't mean we can't bang. 17 00:00:47,468 --> 00:00:50,972 -I need a change. - I hear reports about medical school. 18 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:53,516 I may have to spend some more time in, uh, Michigan. 19 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:56,519 -Heh, what? Have you signed up for classes? -I'm enrolled. 20 00:00:56,727 --> 00:00:59,105 And when was the last time you see my daughter? 21 00:00:59,272 --> 00:01:01,899 -Uh, two days ago. - I saw her three hours ago. 22 00:01:02,108 --> 00:01:04,318 In INS holding. It will be dealt with. 23 00:01:04,527 --> 00:01:06,904 You've known what you were getting into with me. 24 00:01:07,113 --> 00:01:09,282 I got sucked in. I bent to your rules. 25 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:13,536 -You made me feel I could depend on you. -Be a man. Get onto the boat. 26 00:01:13,744 --> 00:01:16,080 Hey. It's me. I love you. 27 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,527 [ALARM BUZZES] 28 00:02:30,363 --> 00:02:32,239 JULIUS: Turn around. 29 00:02:32,406 --> 00:02:36,494 Oh, Jesus. You hitting the crapper again? 30 00:02:36,661 --> 00:02:40,373 JULIUS: Sorry, Frank. Tuna casserole does it to me every time. 31 00:02:40,581 --> 00:02:43,000 The bowels want what the bowels want. 32 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:47,004 I got a meeting with my free lawyer. What did you told me to tell him again? 33 00:02:47,171 --> 00:02:49,006 [GRUNTING] 34 00:02:49,173 --> 00:02:51,092 -Frank? Ugh. -What? 35 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:54,261 Public defender. Need a defense, ugh. 36 00:02:54,428 --> 00:02:58,516 God gave you the race card for a reason, Julius. Play it. 37 00:02:58,724 --> 00:03:01,102 You okay? Because you didn't eat your breakfast. 38 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,561 Not hungry. 39 00:03:02,728 --> 00:03:05,064 -Thirsty. -You don't look good. 40 00:03:05,231 --> 00:03:09,193 Haven't had a drop of booze since I got to this place. 41 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,196 Can't even put my hands on a goddamn, heh, Oxy. 42 00:03:12,405 --> 00:03:16,867 This place used to be better stocked than Walgreens, what the hell happened? 43 00:03:17,034 --> 00:03:19,537 -Guards cracked down. -It's inhumane. 44 00:03:19,704 --> 00:03:22,498 Like keeping insulin from a diabetic. 45 00:03:22,707 --> 00:03:26,627 And for what? A petty robbery. 46 00:03:26,794 --> 00:03:30,172 And you, what did they get you for again? 47 00:03:30,339 --> 00:03:32,717 Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone. 48 00:03:33,676 --> 00:03:36,178 -Cordless or landline? -Sidekick. 49 00:03:36,345 --> 00:03:39,014 Look, looks like you need to see a doctor, man. 50 00:03:39,181 --> 00:03:43,978 Would be good as new if these storm troopers would slip me a malt beverage. 51 00:03:44,186 --> 00:03:46,897 This is how riots start. 52 00:03:49,775 --> 00:03:51,110 JULIUS: Frank. 53 00:03:51,694 --> 00:03:53,237 [JULIUS SIGHS] 54 00:03:53,779 --> 00:03:55,281 [GRUNTS] 55 00:03:56,073 --> 00:03:58,325 Hey! Carl, stop it. 56 00:03:59,827 --> 00:04:02,538 -What are you doing? -Trying to push my teeth together. 57 00:04:02,705 --> 00:04:06,041 It's not fair that you have braces and I don't. I'm older than you. 58 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:09,211 Ew, there's food in your braces. You're supposed to floss. 59 00:04:09,378 --> 00:04:10,713 CARL: Flossing's for fags. 60 00:04:11,255 --> 00:04:12,923 Quit it out. 61 00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:15,426 What are you doing with a water gun in the house? 62 00:04:15,593 --> 00:04:19,930 -Because I don't have a paintball gun. -Actually, that, uh, kind of makes sense. 63 00:04:20,723 --> 00:04:21,849 Need a paintball gun... 64 00:04:22,016 --> 00:04:24,059 ...when we move to Michigan. LIP: Uh, no. 65 00:04:24,268 --> 00:04:27,354 Hell Survivors Paintball Field is five miles outside Ann Arbor. 66 00:04:27,563 --> 00:04:29,940 -We're not going to Michigan. -We're not? 67 00:04:30,149 --> 00:04:33,736 -Fiona said we were. -Yeah, ah, that's when Jimmy was here. 68 00:04:33,903 --> 00:04:35,946 You seen him around lately? 69 00:04:37,615 --> 00:04:39,074 Exactly. 70 00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:42,036 -Did Fiona and Jimmy break up? - I don't know, ugh. 71 00:04:42,203 --> 00:04:44,288 Fiona barks at me every time I bring it up. 72 00:04:44,497 --> 00:04:49,043 But I picked a fight with Becky because I thought I was never gonna see her again. 73 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:52,213 -See who again? -That a new look for work? 74 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:56,717 If I was working the corner, yeah, but since I'm doing data entry, I better put this on. 75 00:04:57,301 --> 00:04:58,552 [SIGHS] 76 00:04:58,719 --> 00:05:00,721 -Big day today, Lip. -Yeah, whatever. 77 00:05:00,888 --> 00:05:04,225 No, it's not a whatever. The first Gallagher kid getting his diploma? 78 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,811 -It's a big deal. -Who'd you buy it from? 79 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:10,397 He's getting it fair and square, setting a good example. Pay attention. 80 00:05:10,564 --> 00:05:14,318 -You have to go to some ceremony? -No, picking up my diploma at Guidance... 81 00:05:14,485 --> 00:05:15,653 ...and getting out. 82 00:05:15,861 --> 00:05:19,198 No ceremony in the fall. He'll walk with everyone in the spring. 83 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,866 -No, he won't. -Yes, he will... 84 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:24,370 ...and we'll all be there to yell "Lip" and embarrass him. 85 00:05:25,788 --> 00:05:28,457 -Morning. -Wow, lan, looking sharp. 86 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,543 Thanks. 87 00:05:30,751 --> 00:05:33,546 What, you got ROTC on the last day before Christmas break? 88 00:05:33,754 --> 00:05:36,298 Yeah, they're having some sort of winter ceremony. 89 00:05:37,216 --> 00:05:39,218 Later. 90 00:05:41,971 --> 00:05:45,724 Finish your breakfast, you guys. No more talk of Michigan. 91 00:05:50,813 --> 00:05:52,439 Yo, G.I. Jane. 92 00:05:52,606 --> 00:05:54,733 -Slow down. - I don't wanna be late. 93 00:05:54,942 --> 00:05:57,361 Hey. Glad to see you out of bed. 94 00:05:57,570 --> 00:05:59,822 Thought we were gonna put you on, uh, suicide watch. 95 00:05:59,989 --> 00:06:02,449 -Take away your shoelaces and bed sheets. -No need. 96 00:06:02,616 --> 00:06:04,743 Moved on. How many times you gotta hear no? 97 00:06:05,286 --> 00:06:08,455 LIP: Well, uh, I guess the good thing about falling for Mickey Milkovich... 98 00:06:08,622 --> 00:06:10,958 ...IS you know you can always find someone better. 99 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:14,795 -Ah, catch up with you after school. -Right. 100 00:06:23,637 --> 00:06:26,724 -Hey, Fiona. -Why aren't you getting ready for school? 101 00:06:27,308 --> 00:06:30,227 I am ready. We only have a half day anyway. 102 00:06:30,394 --> 00:06:33,147 Gonna stop by Sheila's after. Karen and Jody are moving today. 103 00:06:33,314 --> 00:06:34,565 [GROANS] 104 00:06:35,024 --> 00:06:36,567 Oh. 105 00:06:36,734 --> 00:06:40,487 So you think Jimmy's still gonna buy me braces when he's done with med school? 106 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:43,532 Jimmy can't always be the answer to our problems, Debbie. 107 00:06:43,699 --> 00:06:45,242 Everything okay with you guys? 108 00:06:45,409 --> 00:06:48,037 -What? -Lip said we're not moving to Michigan. 109 00:06:48,203 --> 00:06:51,749 -Lip should mind his own business. -It is his business. 110 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:54,043 -What? -If we move to Michigan or not. 111 00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:56,587 It is his business. It's all of our business. 112 00:06:56,754 --> 00:06:58,213 School. Now. 113 00:06:58,422 --> 00:07:00,925 But you didn't answer me. Are we moving to Michigan? 114 00:07:01,091 --> 00:07:04,929 I don't know. Okay? I don't know. 115 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:10,476 And I promise that you're gonna be the first person that I tell when I do know. Okay? 116 00:07:10,684 --> 00:07:13,312 Leave the adult problems to the adults. 117 00:07:13,479 --> 00:07:17,983 It's fine for me to be an adult when it comes to saving this family from losing this house... 118 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:20,653 ...by falsely accusing a relative of molesting me... 119 00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:23,489 ...but when I wanna know where we're gonna be living... 120 00:07:23,656 --> 00:07:25,741 ...then I'm supposed to keep my mouth shut. 121 00:07:25,908 --> 00:07:28,369 -Yeah. -Yeah, okay. Great. Thanks. 122 00:07:38,587 --> 00:07:39,672 [LINE RINGS] 123 00:07:40,839 --> 00:07:42,800 JIMMY [ON MACHINE]: It's Steve, leave some words. 124 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:45,177 Seriously? I leave you a message... 125 00:07:45,386 --> 00:07:47,805 ...saying I wanna work it out and you don't call? 126 00:07:48,013 --> 00:07:50,808 Fine. I get it. You obviously don't feel the same way. 127 00:07:51,016 --> 00:07:53,268 Fine. But at least have the decency to tell me. 128 00:07:53,435 --> 00:07:55,938 Two years? I think I deserve that. 129 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:59,108 Have a good life. Fucking asshole. 130 00:08:08,492 --> 00:08:10,619 You're not Morgan Fairchild. 131 00:08:10,828 --> 00:08:16,166 DOCTOR: Excuse me? -Heaven. I always imagined absinthe... 132 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:19,753 -...and Morgan Fairchild. -I'm Dr. Mark man. And you're not dead. 133 00:08:19,962 --> 00:08:22,339 But you will be soon if you don't stop drinking. 134 00:08:22,548 --> 00:08:25,759 Got anything for the pain? Vicodin, Percocet, whatever's handy. 135 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:30,389 You have liver damage, esophageal varices, immune system dysfunction... 136 00:08:30,556 --> 00:08:34,810 ...likely renal failure. Frankly, it would be faster to tell you what you don't have. 137 00:08:34,977 --> 00:08:38,564 Maybe the online medical school you graduated from... 138 00:08:38,731 --> 00:08:41,483 ...didn't cover this before they e-mailed your diploma. 139 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:46,363 Let me try to make this simple: the technical term is withdrawal. 140 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:50,868 I like the word "parched.” So if there's not a keg handy... 141 00:08:51,076 --> 00:08:54,455 ...a bottle of pharmaceutical should have me shipshape in no time. 142 00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:58,876 -You need to stop drinking. -Spare me the sermon. 143 00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:01,712 -Juan will take you to processing. -Processing. 144 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,297 You're being released. 145 00:09:03,797 --> 00:09:04,798 What? 146 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:07,009 DOCTOR: If we keep you here, we'd have to treat you. 147 00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:09,636 Stop drinking before it kills you. 148 00:09:10,137 --> 00:09:12,097 [COUGHS AND GRUNTS] 149 00:09:12,264 --> 00:09:13,307 [GROANS] 150 00:09:14,892 --> 00:09:17,936 FRANK: Hit me, Kate. -Thought I was the only one here into that. 151 00:09:18,103 --> 00:09:22,399 No time for flirting, got some catching up to do. Line them up. 152 00:09:34,286 --> 00:09:36,330 RECRUITER: Morning. - I want to enlist. 153 00:09:36,538 --> 00:09:40,501 Glad to hear it. You interested in active duty or Army reserve? 154 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,211 Active duty. Full-time. 155 00:09:42,377 --> 00:09:46,006 I'd be happy to help you find a specialty, let you know when they class up. 156 00:09:46,215 --> 00:09:48,258 IAN: I don't wanna wait, I'm ready to leave now. 157 00:09:48,425 --> 00:09:51,136 Any reason you're seeking out the Army? Trouble at home? 158 00:09:51,345 --> 00:09:54,765 -Running from jail or a pregnant girlfriend? -Here's my transcript. 159 00:09:54,932 --> 00:09:58,227 I already passed the Vocational Aptitude Battery and physical exams. 160 00:09:58,852 --> 00:10:01,980 -When's the next bus to basic training? RECRUITER: Tomorrow morning. 161 00:10:03,941 --> 00:10:05,984 -What else do I need? -Photo ID. 162 00:10:07,528 --> 00:10:09,196 I'll be here. 163 00:10:09,404 --> 00:10:12,282 -Hey, take some time to think on it. -I'm ready now. 164 00:10:15,577 --> 00:10:17,621 Does he know we're having a party for him? 165 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:21,041 FIONA: Nope. It's a surprise. -Men don't give a shit about this stuff. 166 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:24,378 Well, it's a big deal. He's the first Gallagher getting a diploma. 167 00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:25,963 Hey, what about you? 168 00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:29,174 -GED doesn't really count. -Diplomas are overrated. 169 00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:31,135 I didn't get a diploma and look at me. 170 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,762 [AS VERONICA] Hey, don't be giving me no shit, Kev. 171 00:10:33,929 --> 00:10:35,222 I do not sound like that. 172 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:39,059 -Oh. Give me those. You better watch yourself. -Heh. 173 00:10:39,226 --> 00:10:41,019 KEVIN: How would you like it if I did that to you? 174 00:10:41,186 --> 00:10:43,480 Aah! Don't bite my nipple, heh. 175 00:10:43,647 --> 00:10:45,399 [VERONICA CHUCKLES] 176 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:48,277 So still haven't heard from what's-his-name? 177 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,905 Do you wanna give me a hand with the banner? 178 00:10:52,072 --> 00:10:54,908 Oh, I guess that's my cue to get more coffee. 179 00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,875 Didn't have the balls to dump me in person. 180 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:07,379 Told you who he was from the beginning. Car thief. Lied about his name for months. 181 00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:09,798 -Your point? -Sorry. 182 00:11:10,007 --> 00:11:13,927 No, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a bitch about it. 183 00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:16,972 -He's a wuss. Forget about him. -He's forgotten. 184 00:11:17,139 --> 00:11:20,017 I'm just pissed I wasted two years of my life. 185 00:11:20,184 --> 00:11:22,477 -You guys aren't being fair. FIONA: What? 186 00:11:22,686 --> 00:11:27,774 Did you or did you not tell Jimmy the last time you saw him not to come home? 187 00:11:27,941 --> 00:11:28,984 So? 188 00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:31,820 -You're mad at him for doing what you said? VERONICA: She didn't mean it. 189 00:11:31,987 --> 00:11:33,447 - I did. -Duh. 190 00:11:33,614 --> 00:11:36,408 Just for that night. Not forever. I didn't think he'd take it for real. 191 00:11:36,575 --> 00:11:37,618 KEVIN: Why not? 192 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,287 That's what women do in the moment. We say shit we don't mean. 193 00:11:40,454 --> 00:11:44,041 -How the fuck is he supposed to know that? VERONICA: Just go get the car, Kev. 194 00:11:44,249 --> 00:11:46,210 We're gonna be late for the baby doctor. 195 00:11:46,418 --> 00:11:50,964 How do I know? You could be just saying "go get the car" in the heat of the moment. 196 00:11:54,635 --> 00:11:57,095 Busy time of year, end of semester. 197 00:11:57,304 --> 00:12:02,601 I have to let a litany of underachievers know they'd best be advised to cut their losses... 198 00:12:02,768 --> 00:12:08,023 ...and learn a trade. Something that utilizes their backs instead of their brains. 199 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:09,233 [SCOFFS] 200 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:11,902 It's moments like this that... 201 00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:14,696 ...make the job worth it. 202 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:18,158 Crap pay, miserable working conditions, but the chance to change... 203 00:12:19,993 --> 00:12:21,495 ...one special kid's life. 204 00:12:22,663 --> 00:12:24,373 Congratulations. 205 00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,002 Uh... 206 00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:36,134 Guess this is where I'm supposed to, uh, thank you for never giving up on me, heh. 207 00:12:36,301 --> 00:12:38,011 [CHUCKLES] 208 00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:43,850 See you, Dick. 209 00:12:44,017 --> 00:12:45,310 [SIGHS] 210 00:12:45,477 --> 00:12:47,771 Teachers are taking bets what's next for you. 211 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:51,900 College: 10-to-1. Prison: 4-to-1. 212 00:12:57,364 --> 00:13:00,075 -Hey, Kate, can I get a shot? -And enable your truancy? 213 00:13:00,242 --> 00:13:02,744 -This place is pathetic enough. -Not skipping school. 214 00:13:02,911 --> 00:13:05,080 Surprisingly, they let me graduate. 215 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:09,001 -Good for you. This one's on the house. -Thanks. 216 00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:15,007 I know what you're thinking. You can tap that. 217 00:13:15,215 --> 00:13:17,592 And you'd be right. But chew on this: 218 00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:20,053 Sure, she's got some tricks up her sleeve... 219 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:24,057 ...but there's more tread on those tires than it's worth. Trust me, been there. 220 00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:28,228 Planted my flag and I got the piss pins-and-needles to prove it. 221 00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:31,732 -Thought you were in jail, Frank. -Got out on a technicality. 222 00:13:33,817 --> 00:13:35,819 Yeah, why did you take the rap for Carl? 223 00:13:36,028 --> 00:13:39,781 Because that's what family does. Have I taught you nothing? 224 00:13:39,948 --> 00:13:41,533 -Congratulations. LIP: Thank you. 225 00:13:41,742 --> 00:13:43,577 Congra-- What for? 226 00:13:43,785 --> 00:13:45,329 Your kid got his diploma. 227 00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:52,878 My boy. Why didn't you, heh, say something? We need to celebrate. 228 00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:56,590 Attention, denizens of this dump. 229 00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:59,301 TOMMY: Frank, you okay? -Better than ever. 230 00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:03,096 Because my progeny has joined the ranks of the graduated. 231 00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:04,890 [ALL CHEERING] 232 00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:07,642 Which makes official something that we've long known. 233 00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:12,064 That the Gallaghers are head and shoulders above all of you shit birds, heh. 234 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:15,192 Seriously, Frank. You look like crap. Even for you. 235 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,777 You're one to talk, Tommy. 236 00:14:16,985 --> 00:14:21,740 You're one bucket of KFC Extra Crispy away from giving Precious a run for her money, heh. 237 00:14:22,449 --> 00:14:24,701 You know I got a fucking thyroid condition. 238 00:14:24,868 --> 00:14:26,578 -Oh, heh. -And I could still kick your ass. 239 00:14:26,745 --> 00:14:29,915 Why don't you put your money where your halitosis-ridden mouth is. 240 00:14:30,123 --> 00:14:33,251 I'm not mopping up the blood and teeth again. Figure out a way... 241 00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:36,463 -...to settle your pissing contest. -Fine. Pissing contest. 242 00:14:36,671 --> 00:14:38,465 FRANK: Fine. TOMMY: Let's go. 243 00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:40,592 Hey, I didn't mean it literally. 244 00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:43,637 -Push-ups. -Pfft, you won't make double digits. 245 00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:46,848 What does it matter? You can't count that high anyway. 246 00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:49,434 CHESTER: Aw, I want in on this. -Me too. 247 00:14:49,643 --> 00:14:54,481 -Let's do it. Push these tables aside. -Hold on, no girlie on-your-knees push-ups. 248 00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:56,858 Only one of us spends time on their knees. 249 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,403 Okay, 10 bucks in. My kid'll hold. 250 00:14:59,611 --> 00:15:01,446 PATTY: Twenty. -Thank you. 251 00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:04,825 All right, place your bets. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 252 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:09,079 All right, no food stamps, but lottery scratchers are accepted. 253 00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:11,039 Okay. All right, we're ready. 254 00:15:11,248 --> 00:15:14,668 Get set. And go! 255 00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:18,088 ALL: One, two, three... 256 00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:20,841 ...four, five... 257 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,175 [TOMMY COUGHING] 258 00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:24,010 ...SIX, seven, eight... 259 00:15:24,219 --> 00:15:26,430 ...nine-- Tommy's out. 260 00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:27,764 [ALL LAUGHING] 261 00:15:28,223 --> 00:15:29,891 LIP: Eleven, 12. 262 00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:33,061 Know what kind of upper body strength it takes to handle a rig? 263 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:35,105 I could do this all day. 264 00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:38,400 Not just a test of strength, but stamina. 265 00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:42,154 The kind one gets from years of running from people... 266 00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:45,657 ...not sitting on your ass in a truck for 18 hours a day. 267 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:49,035 PATTY: Unh! -Twenty-seven, 28... 268 00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:53,248 ...29, 30, 31, 32. FRANK: Whoa, uh-oh. Uh-oh. 269 00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:54,458 [GRUNTS] 270 00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:55,709 We have a winner! 271 00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:57,002 [ALL CHEERING] 272 00:15:57,169 --> 00:15:58,253 Shit. 273 00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:07,554 All right, there you go, drink responsibly, heh. 274 00:16:08,763 --> 00:16:09,806 [SCOFFS] 275 00:16:09,973 --> 00:16:12,726 -Hey, Kate, can I get another shot? FRANK: Hey. 276 00:16:12,893 --> 00:16:16,688 -Wanna go celebrate? A steak. -Ugh. 277 00:16:16,897 --> 00:16:19,983 Aw, come on. You got something better to do, heh? 278 00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:24,196 [SIGHS] 279 00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,948 Make it Scotch and a lobster, you got yourself a deal. 280 00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:28,825 Al righty. 281 00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,743 [LINE RINGING] 282 00:17:14,913 --> 00:17:17,123 JIMMY [ON MACHINE]: It's Steve, leave some words. 283 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:18,792 [CHUCKLES] 284 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,754 So you just never pick up anymore, huh? 285 00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:29,302 Hi. It's Fiona. 286 00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:33,014 Fiona Gallagher. Remember me? We used to date. 287 00:17:33,557 --> 00:17:35,475 Maybe we still do. 288 00:17:36,351 --> 00:17:39,896 I left you a message this morning. You should probably just delete that. 289 00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:41,314 [CHUCKLES] 290 00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:44,150 Know that thing I said about not coming home? 291 00:17:44,901 --> 00:17:46,653 Heh, I didn't mean it. 292 00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:52,033 I mean, I did mean it. Just for that night, though. Not forever, silly. 293 00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:55,203 Sorry if I wasn't clear about that. 294 00:17:56,705 --> 00:17:58,373 Give me a call. 295 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,711 I'll talk to you later. Bye. 296 00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:13,388 SHEILA: So I've got little baggies of dried nuts and blueberries, which are good brain food. 297 00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:16,266 JODY: Mom, I'm pretty sure they have that stuff in Sedona. 298 00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:21,938 Yes, but it's 1642 miles if you take scenic 1-40. 299 00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:24,858 Bye, Hymie. It's been nice knowing you. 300 00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:27,319 SHEILA: Oh, and you have to look up Shiva Ray. 301 00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:32,282 Remember? I told you about him. He's the medicine man that lives in Sedona. 302 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:36,745 I read about him online. He cured this woman's ovarian cancer... 303 00:18:36,911 --> 00:18:39,122 ...by giving her wheat grass douches. 304 00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:41,750 -Great. I'll look her up. SHEILA: Him. 305 00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:43,293 He's a him. 306 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,545 SHEILA: Shiva Ray. Him. JODY: I'll look him up. 307 00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:47,213 SHEILA: Okay. 308 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,549 [JODY SIGHS] 309 00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:53,803 -All right, this is it. -Oh, my goodness, heh. 310 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:58,016 I know I agreed to this, but it doesn't mean it's not hard to say goodbye. 311 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,018 My baby. 312 00:19:00,477 --> 00:19:02,771 Both my babies. 313 00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:05,315 All three of my babies. 314 00:19:06,691 --> 00:19:08,234 Bye, baby. 315 00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:10,362 -Aah. -Shh. 316 00:19:11,404 --> 00:19:14,532 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 317 00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:18,078 [SIGHS] 318 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,122 Karen. My sweet Karen. 319 00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,418 I knew this day would come. 320 00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:29,047 When I'd be saying a proper goodbye to you, heh. 321 00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:32,926 It didn't really look like this, though. You didn't-- 322 00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:36,221 You didn't have a wheelchair and... 323 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,807 ...a big... 324 00:19:39,391 --> 00:19:42,268 ...scar on your head. 325 00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:54,322 I know I have to let you go. 326 00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,369 Goodbye. 327 00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:03,790 Just stop it. No more goodbyes just... 328 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:05,792 ...See you soon, heh. 329 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,044 -See you soon. -See you soon. 330 00:20:08,211 --> 00:20:10,004 -See you soon. -See you soon, baby. 331 00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:16,636 -We'll call you when we get settled in. -Okay. Go heal my baby. 332 00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:19,639 I will. 333 00:20:23,184 --> 00:20:24,728 [KNOCKING ON VAN] 334 00:20:28,648 --> 00:20:29,816 [ENGINE REVS] 335 00:20:29,983 --> 00:20:31,067 SHEILA: Bye, honey. 336 00:20:33,945 --> 00:20:35,572 Bye. 337 00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,949 Bye. 338 00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:40,493 Love you. 339 00:20:46,249 --> 00:20:48,168 You want me to make you some macaroni and cheese? 340 00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:52,297 Ah, I have to finish getting the house ready for Lip's party. 341 00:20:52,464 --> 00:20:54,883 Let me grab my coat. I can come help. 342 00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:56,468 Sure. 343 00:21:01,055 --> 00:21:03,683 LISHMAN: Don't worry, I'll make sure you have everything you need. 344 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,435 Dr. LISHMAN? 345 00:21:05,602 --> 00:21:10,648 Fiona. Hi. Uh, I'll catch up with you guys later. 346 00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:11,858 Surprised to see you. 347 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:13,943 Are you feeling okay? 348 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:16,654 -Yeah, I wanted to talk to you. -Oh. 349 00:21:22,786 --> 00:21:24,454 How's lan? 350 00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:26,706 Fine. 351 00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:30,835 I was wondering if you'd seen Jimmy lately? 352 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:34,130 How long? 353 00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:36,966 Almost a week. 354 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,302 So you two are having problems? 355 00:21:39,469 --> 00:21:42,764 Things have been a little rough lately, yeah. 356 00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:45,600 Any sign of conflict or things not going his way... 357 00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:48,895 ...and he just disappears. 358 00:21:49,062 --> 00:21:50,396 Gone. 359 00:21:50,897 --> 00:21:52,857 -Chipotle? -What? 360 00:21:53,024 --> 00:21:55,985 I always have my hot dog with Chipotle sauce. You want some? 361 00:21:56,152 --> 00:21:59,197 -Yeah, sure, thanks. -Rosa, uh, two specials. Chipotle. 362 00:21:59,364 --> 00:22:00,698 ROSA: Okay. 363 00:22:00,865 --> 00:22:02,742 It's what he does. 364 00:22:02,909 --> 00:22:06,037 I've gotten used to it. At least as used to it as a father can... 365 00:22:06,204 --> 00:22:09,916 ...when his son doesn't call or e-mail for months at a time. 366 00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:13,169 -Here you go. ROSA: Thank you. 367 00:22:13,336 --> 00:22:15,547 Maybe this time's different? 368 00:22:17,757 --> 00:22:21,302 Absolutely. Yeah, you never know, right? 369 00:22:24,597 --> 00:22:26,558 I should get back to work. 370 00:22:28,977 --> 00:22:30,395 You'll be fine. 371 00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:34,107 Thanks for the hot dog. 372 00:22:39,279 --> 00:22:43,950 All right, there we go. There's the little peach pit. 373 00:22:44,117 --> 00:22:46,828 Holy crap, there he is. 374 00:22:47,287 --> 00:22:50,123 -He looks just like you, baby, heh. -Kind of does, doesn't he? 375 00:22:50,290 --> 00:22:52,250 Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl? 376 00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:55,128 Twelve weeks is too early to tell. Give it another month. 377 00:22:55,295 --> 00:22:58,006 That's impossible. We only started trying 12 weeks ago. 378 00:22:58,172 --> 00:23:01,968 Then it must've happened on the first go around. Let me print this up... 379 00:23:02,176 --> 00:23:04,637 -...and I'll let you get dressed. -Oh, yeah. 380 00:23:04,804 --> 00:23:06,890 That's weird, heh. 381 00:23:07,056 --> 00:23:11,102 My body usually tells me when I'm pregnant. 382 00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:14,230 Yeah, it's never been wrong before. 383 00:23:15,899 --> 00:23:17,692 Wonder what happened this time. 384 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,825 -What are you doing? -ROTC retreat. 385 00:23:26,034 --> 00:23:28,786 -Since when? -Last-minute. 386 00:23:28,953 --> 00:23:30,788 Hey, where's my knife? 387 00:23:31,247 --> 00:23:34,208 -I don't know. -Carl, my SOG SEAL Team. 388 00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:37,253 It's the best fixed blade I got. 389 00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:40,089 My samurai sword broke. 390 00:23:40,256 --> 00:23:42,675 Need a backup till it's fixed. 391 00:23:44,218 --> 00:23:46,137 Yeah. 392 00:23:46,346 --> 00:23:50,475 What if the zombie apocalypse goes down? Who's gonna protect Debbie and Liam? 393 00:23:52,727 --> 00:23:54,979 -Fine, keep it. -Really? 394 00:23:55,146 --> 00:23:57,565 Promise you're not gonna use it on anything human. 395 00:23:57,732 --> 00:23:59,525 -Cats aren't human. -Anything living. 396 00:24:00,318 --> 00:24:01,819 Promise. 397 00:24:02,362 --> 00:24:06,157 Promise. Can you teach me the different handgrips? 398 00:24:06,324 --> 00:24:09,494 -Sure. -Thanks. 399 00:24:13,790 --> 00:24:15,625 KEVIN: Hold on, now. VERONICA: Twelve weeks pregnant? 400 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:19,087 -Veronica, I promise, I swear I had no idea. KEVIN: Ladies, please. 401 00:24:19,295 --> 00:24:22,674 4, that's not right. Although I should probably record this... 402 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,426 ...In case we wanna upload it to our site. Make money. 403 00:24:25,593 --> 00:24:27,679 -Just watch her belly. -Twelve weeks, Kev? 404 00:24:27,845 --> 00:24:30,098 -Just trying to keep the peace. - I didn't know. 405 00:24:30,306 --> 00:24:32,308 You know. You're a walking pee stick. 406 00:24:32,517 --> 00:24:34,936 -In the past. This time-- -There's no this time. 407 00:24:35,103 --> 00:24:38,022 You kept quiet because you wanted to keep fucking my husband. 408 00:24:38,189 --> 00:24:39,816 What the fuck are you looking at, huh? 409 00:24:40,024 --> 00:24:43,945 My husband fucked my mother to get pregnant. Can't all have our baby normal. 410 00:24:44,112 --> 00:24:47,532 Hey, what can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. 411 00:24:47,699 --> 00:24:50,410 Hey, I think I just insulted myself. 412 00:24:50,868 --> 00:24:52,662 Mom, admit it. 413 00:24:53,204 --> 00:24:55,999 Okay. Okay, I thought I might be pregnant. 414 00:24:56,165 --> 00:24:58,376 -Oh, my God. -But, honey, look, I didn't know. 415 00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:01,045 I didn't take a test. I didn't wanna know. 416 00:25:01,254 --> 00:25:04,424 -What? Why? -Because I liked what we had. 417 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,175 -Thank you. -Excuse me? 418 00:25:06,384 --> 00:25:09,637 Not what we, me and Kev had. What we all had. 419 00:25:09,846 --> 00:25:12,015 -What are you talking about? -I was so lonely. 420 00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:14,892 When you called me to help out, it made me feel wanted. 421 00:25:15,059 --> 00:25:18,271 Wanted in a loving way. In a family way. 422 00:25:18,438 --> 00:25:21,024 Needed. Important. 423 00:25:22,650 --> 00:25:24,485 [AS BABY] Hey, I'm the baby fetus. 424 00:25:25,194 --> 00:25:27,530 Please don't fight anymore. 425 00:25:27,697 --> 00:25:32,118 I know Kev is a big hot stud and you couldn't resist his giant cock penis... 426 00:25:32,785 --> 00:25:35,413 ...but I'm all that matters now, right? 427 00:25:43,463 --> 00:25:44,505 [SIGHS] 428 00:25:44,672 --> 00:25:46,674 What does it take to get a refill around here? 429 00:25:46,841 --> 00:25:49,302 LIP: Jacket and tie would probably help. FRANK: Ugh. 430 00:25:51,554 --> 00:25:54,432 This is nice. We don't spend enough time together. 431 00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:58,102 -No, we don't spend any time together. -Exactly my point. 432 00:25:58,269 --> 00:26:01,773 You know, son, you can always come to me. 433 00:26:02,982 --> 00:26:06,235 -Thanks, Dad. - I worry about you. 434 00:26:07,195 --> 00:26:09,447 -That right? -Parent's plight. Never goes away. 435 00:26:09,614 --> 00:26:12,533 No matter how old your kid gets. 436 00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:14,327 Look at you. 437 00:26:14,494 --> 00:26:16,704 Eighteen now. 438 00:26:16,913 --> 00:26:19,123 A high school graduate, heh. 439 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,590 -Where the fuck is that waiter? -Don't go getting misty-eyed on me now. 440 00:26:27,757 --> 00:26:29,342 [SIGHS] 441 00:26:29,509 --> 00:26:31,594 Need any words of fatherly advice? 442 00:26:33,221 --> 00:26:37,100 - I think I got it covered. -Come on, come on. What's on your mind? 443 00:26:40,061 --> 00:26:43,189 Okay, why not? Day couldn't get any weirder. Um... 444 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,567 I'm done with school. 445 00:26:46,943 --> 00:26:50,655 I have no idea what I'm gonna do today... 446 00:26:50,822 --> 00:26:52,281 ...or tomorrow... 447 00:26:53,366 --> 00:26:55,326 ...or for the rest of my life, heh. 448 00:26:55,535 --> 00:26:57,829 So no plans? 449 00:26:58,037 --> 00:26:59,455 No. 450 00:27:00,373 --> 00:27:01,624 Good for you. 451 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:05,670 You're just like me, we march to the beat of a different drummer. 452 00:27:05,837 --> 00:27:07,922 Everyone will try to cage you in. 453 00:27:08,089 --> 00:27:11,926 Tell you to worry about your future. Know what your future should be? 454 00:27:12,093 --> 00:27:15,263 This. Living life to the fullest. 455 00:27:15,471 --> 00:27:18,224 Every day, like it's your last. 456 00:27:18,391 --> 00:27:21,894 This place is single-handedly lowering my tolerance. 457 00:27:22,061 --> 00:27:23,855 Let's hit the liquor store. 458 00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:28,693 Hey, whoa, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service? 459 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:30,736 -Dine and dash? -Bite and bolt. 460 00:27:30,945 --> 00:27:33,281 -Eat it and beat it? -I'll take the front door. 461 00:27:36,868 --> 00:27:39,745 FRANK: Excuse me, amigo, baño? 462 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:45,585 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 463 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:49,881 Excuse me, I gotta take this call. Can we see a dessert menu, please? 464 00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:07,106 -Fiona. Missed you at lunch. -What are these people doing? 465 00:28:07,273 --> 00:28:08,316 Job applicants. 466 00:28:08,941 --> 00:28:12,028 MIKE: Thanks so much. Uh, we'll talk to you later this week. 467 00:28:12,195 --> 00:28:15,865 -Hi. Sorry. Can I talk to you a second? -Yeah. Sure, ahem. 468 00:28:16,032 --> 00:28:17,325 There's a job opening up? 469 00:28:17,491 --> 00:28:20,411 Yeah, Rick from Sales is moving to our Columbus office. 470 00:28:20,578 --> 00:28:23,623 -I want it. -Heh, no, I need somebody with experience. 471 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:25,333 [CHUCKLES] 472 00:28:25,499 --> 00:28:29,962 -This is about our night in the tent. -I can assure you it is not. 473 00:28:30,129 --> 00:28:34,467 But I've been here for months. My temp position's ending. And I'm ready. 474 00:28:34,634 --> 00:28:38,888 Uncle Matt's not gonna let me hire someone who doesn't have a proven track record. 475 00:28:39,055 --> 00:28:41,682 Which all those people out there do. Okay? 476 00:28:41,849 --> 00:28:46,604 Listen, if you had one sale on the books, this would be a different conversation. 477 00:28:46,771 --> 00:28:48,940 I've pushed cocktails. That's sales. 478 00:28:49,106 --> 00:28:52,026 Weren't you moving to Michigan to work in Ann Arbor? 479 00:28:52,193 --> 00:28:54,695 I convinced all those customers you lost to re-up. 480 00:28:54,904 --> 00:28:57,156 You got them on the hook but the sales department closed the deals. 481 00:28:57,323 --> 00:28:58,741 [SIGHS] 482 00:29:03,329 --> 00:29:08,459 Hey. You've been a great asset to this company. I'm really sorry. 483 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,220 I remember the first time I brought you here. 484 00:29:19,387 --> 00:29:22,014 Fuck you, you never took me skating. 485 00:29:22,181 --> 00:29:25,518 I always took you skating, to the park, to the zoo. 486 00:29:25,685 --> 00:29:27,603 You tried to make off with a tortoise. 487 00:29:27,770 --> 00:29:28,854 Heh, that was you. 488 00:29:29,021 --> 00:29:35,278 -Huh? Good market in endangered species. -That's because it's illegal, Frank. 489 00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:37,488 Bleeding-heart Eco-fascists. 490 00:29:37,655 --> 00:29:40,866 It's called survival of the fittest for a reason. 491 00:29:41,033 --> 00:29:43,452 You don't wanna be endangered? Speed the fuck up. 492 00:29:43,619 --> 00:29:46,289 -Heh. -Grow some opposable thumbs. 493 00:29:46,455 --> 00:29:51,627 Otherwise you end up on eBay for 10 grand, as Darwin intended. 494 00:29:51,794 --> 00:29:53,546 [COUGHS] 495 00:29:53,713 --> 00:29:55,172 Oh. 496 00:29:55,339 --> 00:29:58,551 -Unh. -There you go. More for rhino. 497 00:29:58,718 --> 00:29:59,885 LIP: What? FRANK: Horn. 498 00:30:00,052 --> 00:30:02,138 Pay a king's ransom in Asia. 499 00:30:02,305 --> 00:30:05,725 Grind it into powder. Morons say it cures cancer. 500 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:09,729 Also, tiger dick. They take a couple of bites, they think it turns them into fuck machines. 501 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:11,188 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 502 00:30:11,355 --> 00:30:16,819 I'm not making this shit up. Oh, shit. This is slippery. Whoo. 503 00:30:16,986 --> 00:30:18,070 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 504 00:30:18,738 --> 00:30:20,197 FRANK: Shit. 505 00:30:20,364 --> 00:30:23,117 There we go. There we go. 506 00:30:23,284 --> 00:30:27,288 FRANK: We should do this more often. LIP: Afternoon drinking buddies? 507 00:30:27,455 --> 00:30:29,999 We could hit the zoo tomorrow, steal it. 508 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,627 -What? -The rhino horn. 509 00:30:33,794 --> 00:30:35,171 Do it together. 510 00:30:35,338 --> 00:30:37,757 LIP: You're fucking wasted, heh. 511 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:40,134 FRANK: Alcohol provides clarity. LIP: Uh-huh 512 00:30:40,301 --> 00:30:44,388 We hide in the bird sanctuary till closing, we drug the rhino. 513 00:30:44,597 --> 00:30:47,641 Once it's down, quick back and forth with a saw... 514 00:30:47,808 --> 00:30:50,519 ...and we're a few clicks away from a bidding war. 515 00:30:50,686 --> 00:30:53,022 -What do you say? -Argh. 516 00:30:53,189 --> 00:30:57,401 No, no, no, you're not some coed on spring break. 517 00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:59,278 Gallaghers do not puke. 518 00:30:59,445 --> 00:31:01,197 -Oh, stop. -Fuck. 519 00:31:01,405 --> 00:31:03,407 -Oh, God. -Ugh. 520 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,412 Domino effect. 521 00:31:16,462 --> 00:31:17,755 MAN: Hey! 522 00:31:18,756 --> 00:31:21,384 You two are out of here right now. 523 00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:23,427 -He okay? -Frank? 524 00:31:23,886 --> 00:31:26,972 -Frank? MAN: Barry, I need an ambulance. 525 00:31:33,312 --> 00:31:34,563 Can I help you? 526 00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:38,651 Dude, don't you know it's not cool to rush a woman alone on the street? 527 00:31:39,693 --> 00:31:41,487 He wanted you to have this. 528 00:31:41,654 --> 00:31:47,243 -Who? What the hell is that? -The man who lived here with you. 529 00:31:47,410 --> 00:31:49,036 Jimmy? 530 00:31:53,374 --> 00:31:57,378 Wait. Hey, wait! Was he here? 531 00:31:57,586 --> 00:32:00,423 Where is he? Hey, did he say anything else? 532 00:32:00,589 --> 00:32:03,092 Yes, he said you were too good for him. 533 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,305 He has moved on. 534 00:32:08,472 --> 00:32:09,849 And now so must you. 535 00:32:11,934 --> 00:32:13,269 [SCOFFS] 536 00:32:13,436 --> 00:32:15,062 Hey. 537 00:32:15,688 --> 00:32:18,190 Come on! Hey! 538 00:32:18,983 --> 00:32:21,026 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 539 00:32:24,113 --> 00:32:26,198 Lip, what's going on? 540 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:38,919 Hi, I'm Fiona Gallagher. My father, Frank Gallagher, was admitted. 541 00:32:39,086 --> 00:32:41,088 -Let me check. -What's wrong with him? 542 00:32:41,255 --> 00:32:44,258 -Ah, this time? I wouldn't worry, it's Frank. - I bet he has cancer. 543 00:32:44,425 --> 00:32:47,803 -Only if there's money in it. -First left, fourth door on the right. 544 00:32:48,012 --> 00:32:49,430 Thanks. 545 00:32:51,891 --> 00:32:53,642 -Stay here, okay? DEBBIE: What? No. 546 00:32:53,809 --> 00:32:55,978 Yes. I'll tell you as soon as I know anything. 547 00:32:56,145 --> 00:32:59,148 -I'm sick of you treating me like a little baby. -Yeah, me too. 548 00:32:59,315 --> 00:33:02,526 Okay, go wait in the lobby. Now. 549 00:33:04,737 --> 00:33:06,071 [SIGHS] 550 00:33:09,366 --> 00:33:13,913 Hey, uh, were you just in there with my father, Francis Gallagher? 551 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:17,708 -I was. -Uh, can you tell me what's going on? 552 00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:23,130 Just broke the news to him. Took it in stride. I don't think he's truly accepting it yet. 553 00:33:23,672 --> 00:33:25,257 FIONA: What? What news? 554 00:33:25,424 --> 00:33:27,134 Took what in stride? 555 00:33:27,301 --> 00:33:29,261 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 556 00:33:35,684 --> 00:33:36,852 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 557 00:33:37,019 --> 00:33:38,812 FIONA: Hey there. -Hey, I'm glad you're here. 558 00:33:38,979 --> 00:33:41,273 Try to get me some more of these pudding cups. 559 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,192 LIP: Don't mention food. 560 00:33:43,359 --> 00:33:46,320 Oh, Jesus, Lip, really? It smells like a distillery in there. 561 00:33:46,487 --> 00:33:48,447 Celebrating my graduation. 562 00:33:48,614 --> 00:33:51,325 Getting drunk in the middle of the day with him? Are you an idiot? 563 00:33:51,492 --> 00:33:52,535 [LAUGHS] 564 00:33:52,701 --> 00:33:54,745 LIP: Can we save the mommy lecture for tomorrow please... 565 00:33:54,912 --> 00:33:57,498 ...when my head isn't pounding so much? 566 00:33:57,665 --> 00:34:01,252 Get up, get home, get sober. We're planning a surprise party for you. 567 00:34:01,418 --> 00:34:04,421 - I already knew. -Debbie and Carl are waiting in the lobby. 568 00:34:04,588 --> 00:34:05,965 Take them with you. 569 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:08,634 -This isn't gonna be fun. FIONA: Grab your surprise cake... 570 00:34:08,801 --> 00:34:12,054 ...out of the freezer. Start defrosting it. LIP: Oh, ugh, okay. 571 00:34:12,221 --> 00:34:16,058 Heh, three raw eggs, Worcestershire and sliver of ginger. 572 00:34:16,225 --> 00:34:17,810 Works every time. 573 00:34:17,977 --> 00:34:21,939 Jesus, no HBO. No Showtime. Just basic cable. 574 00:34:22,106 --> 00:34:25,067 And what the hell is a Tosh 2.0? 575 00:34:25,234 --> 00:34:27,611 -The doctor talk to you, Frank? -Yeah. 576 00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:30,322 Blah, blah, blah, stop drinking, blah, blah, blah. 577 00:34:30,489 --> 00:34:32,449 He told me you were really sick. 578 00:34:33,742 --> 00:34:36,287 Do I look really sick to you? 579 00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:38,038 Said you were throwing up blood. 580 00:34:38,205 --> 00:34:41,709 I've got too much of it in me. It's a filtration process. 581 00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:46,005 -My body knows how to flush itself out. -Stop joking. This is serious. 582 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:52,970 It's doctor mumbo jumbo to scare you into taking more tests. Fucking parasites. 583 00:34:53,137 --> 00:34:56,432 -What are you doing? - I gotta use the can. 584 00:34:56,599 --> 00:34:58,225 Let's get the nurse. 585 00:34:58,392 --> 00:35:02,646 I don't like the one that's on duty. She's fat. Roll that thing behind me, will you? 586 00:35:02,855 --> 00:35:03,939 Oh, God. 587 00:35:04,106 --> 00:35:05,232 [SIGHS] 588 00:35:05,399 --> 00:35:06,442 [FRANK MUMBLES] 589 00:35:06,609 --> 00:35:08,944 He said if you don't stop drinking, you're gonna die. 590 00:35:09,111 --> 00:35:15,367 As in dead. You know, like, no longer living. And soon. 591 00:35:15,534 --> 00:35:17,578 When did you start to care? 592 00:35:19,371 --> 00:35:21,248 Not sure that I do. 593 00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:25,669 I've dreamt about your death. 594 00:35:25,878 --> 00:35:29,131 Put money in a collection box and prayed for it. 595 00:35:29,298 --> 00:35:32,176 Blew out my birthday candles, wished for it. 596 00:35:32,343 --> 00:35:33,886 [CHUCKLES] 597 00:35:34,386 --> 00:35:36,889 If it actually ever happened... 598 00:35:37,473 --> 00:35:42,019 ...I don't know if I'd feel relief or guilt. 599 00:35:42,186 --> 00:35:43,437 [CHUCKLES] 600 00:35:43,604 --> 00:35:45,397 Your birthday candles? 601 00:35:45,564 --> 00:35:47,566 [LAUGHING] 602 00:35:48,317 --> 00:35:51,028 I wrote a letter to Santa once. 603 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,825 So I'm supposed to stop drinking so you don't feel guilty? 604 00:36:00,287 --> 00:36:02,414 No, you're supposed to stop drinking... 605 00:36:02,581 --> 00:36:06,794 ...because you have children at home who love you. And I don't know why. 606 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,421 Who would be destroyed if anything happened to you. 607 00:36:09,588 --> 00:36:12,466 Tragedy makes kids tough, Fiona. 608 00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:17,846 Then be the fabulous narcissist that you are and do it for yourself. 609 00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:23,686 What if I don't wanna change? 610 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:30,609 Then I would know what I've always feared is true. 611 00:36:30,776 --> 00:36:32,736 And what is that? 612 00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:36,573 That you don't give a shit about any of us. 613 00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:42,830 So do it for you. 614 00:36:42,996 --> 00:36:45,290 Do it for your kids. 615 00:36:45,999 --> 00:36:48,001 It doesn't matter. 616 00:36:50,671 --> 00:36:52,297 Do it. 617 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:16,822 Hey. Where were you today? I didn't see you at school. 618 00:37:16,989 --> 00:37:18,157 Something came up. 619 00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:20,617 MANDY: They gave us homework over the Christmas break. 620 00:37:20,784 --> 00:37:25,372 I told Mrs. Stoltz Jesus didn't want us celebrating his birthday by fucking reading. 621 00:37:25,539 --> 00:37:27,207 You want the assignments? 622 00:37:27,374 --> 00:37:30,252 -Nah, I just came by to see you. MICKEY: Who's at the goddamn door? 623 00:37:30,419 --> 00:37:32,880 It's for me, shithead. 624 00:37:33,046 --> 00:37:36,091 Got some nitrous. I'll go get it. 625 00:37:42,431 --> 00:37:43,515 Hey. 626 00:37:45,768 --> 00:37:47,603 Up to four sets of 20. 627 00:37:50,022 --> 00:37:52,441 Get in here, I wanna show you something. 628 00:37:53,108 --> 00:37:55,736 Come on, check it out. 629 00:37:59,823 --> 00:38:03,869 Wife made me take all my Nazi shit down. She hates Nazis. 630 00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:09,041 Apparently, the Russians kicked some serious Kraut ass in WWII, so... 631 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:12,169 She can drink me under the fucking table, man. It's weird. 632 00:38:16,673 --> 00:38:21,094 Anyways, she's working tomorrow night. 633 00:38:21,678 --> 00:38:23,555 Why don't we pick up where we left off? 634 00:38:23,722 --> 00:38:27,601 Figure she's gonna be out fucking dudes, why can't I? 635 00:38:28,727 --> 00:38:29,812 No, thanks. 636 00:38:29,978 --> 00:38:31,230 Hmm. 637 00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:34,566 -Hard to get's getting me hard, Gallagher. -Well, I'm leaving town. 638 00:38:34,733 --> 00:38:36,318 [SCOFFS] 639 00:38:36,485 --> 00:38:38,737 -There a queer rights rally somewhere? -Army. 640 00:38:38,904 --> 00:38:40,989 Aah, right. 641 00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:44,201 You gotta be 18. 642 00:38:44,368 --> 00:38:46,286 Yeah, I figured a way around that. 643 00:38:48,622 --> 00:38:51,375 You serious? You're signing up? 644 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,669 Tomorrow morning. 645 00:38:53,836 --> 00:38:58,924 -That's a dumb-ass fucking move. How long? -Four years, minimum. 646 00:39:02,302 --> 00:39:04,638 What are you hoping, I tell you not to go? 647 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:09,268 I'm gonna chase after you like some bitch? 648 00:39:10,853 --> 00:39:13,272 I didn't come here for you. 649 00:39:16,608 --> 00:39:17,776 Don't. 650 00:39:19,778 --> 00:39:21,238 [MICKEY SIGHS] 651 00:39:22,781 --> 00:39:23,991 Don't what? 652 00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:25,659 Just... 653 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:30,581 [WHIMPERS] 654 00:39:38,130 --> 00:39:40,883 Okay, I got the nitrous. Meet you outside? 655 00:39:42,843 --> 00:39:44,469 Yeah. 656 00:39:49,308 --> 00:39:52,227 -The fuck do you want? -Really? 657 00:39:52,394 --> 00:39:55,022 That's all you're gonna say to him? 658 00:39:58,734 --> 00:40:01,278 You're a fucking pussy. 659 00:40:07,075 --> 00:40:08,952 Fuck. 660 00:40:12,706 --> 00:40:14,291 FIONA: What's going on? SHEILA: Oh, hey. 661 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:17,336 I fed Liam and put him down a half an hour ago. 662 00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:18,587 FIONA: Thanks. -How's Daddy? 663 00:40:18,754 --> 00:40:21,173 CARL: Is he okay? -Ah, that's up to him. 664 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:23,717 DEBBIE: What does that mean? CARL: We should be helping him. 665 00:40:23,884 --> 00:40:25,928 FIONA: He's needs to help himself. -What? 666 00:40:26,845 --> 00:40:29,139 What's up with taking down the decorations? 667 00:40:29,306 --> 00:40:32,351 -Lip told us to. -No one feels much like a party. 668 00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:36,396 Hey. Sometimes life throws a couple swings at you. 669 00:40:36,563 --> 00:40:41,401 But we're Gallaghers, okay, and there's two things we're really good at: 670 00:40:41,568 --> 00:40:45,280 Knowing how to get back up and knowing how to party. 671 00:40:45,447 --> 00:40:48,158 So you get the tape, start hanging up that banner... 672 00:40:48,325 --> 00:40:50,202 ...and you go get Kev and 4. 673 00:40:50,369 --> 00:40:53,330 Sheila, start taking the food back out. I'll get Lip. 674 00:40:53,497 --> 00:40:55,040 Whoo. 675 00:40:59,044 --> 00:41:00,295 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 676 00:41:00,462 --> 00:41:01,713 Hungry? 677 00:41:02,297 --> 00:41:03,340 Don't. 678 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,092 -Chicken pot pie? -Ah, serious. 679 00:41:05,258 --> 00:41:06,760 -Sloppy Joes? -Fuck, Fiona. 680 00:41:06,927 --> 00:41:10,180 Serves you right. Hell of a way to start life after graduation. 681 00:41:12,307 --> 00:41:14,059 -Where is it? -What? 682 00:41:14,226 --> 00:41:16,770 The piece of paper. 683 00:41:17,396 --> 00:41:19,398 Hmm, unh. 684 00:41:28,490 --> 00:41:29,741 [CHUCKLES] 685 00:41:30,409 --> 00:41:32,869 I wasn't actually sure you'd ever get this. 686 00:41:33,036 --> 00:41:35,580 That makes two of us. 687 00:41:36,164 --> 00:41:37,916 I'm proud of you. 688 00:41:46,842 --> 00:41:47,926 Came into some money. 689 00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:50,595 Well, bury the lead why don't you. 690 00:41:50,762 --> 00:41:54,933 I put a bunch away for rent and gas, but there's something I wanna do with the rest. 691 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,770 Don't tell me you want to promote another club night, I'm nauseous enough. 692 00:41:58,937 --> 00:42:02,441 Something else, could get a full-time job out of it. 693 00:42:04,276 --> 00:42:06,445 If I say okay will you close the fucking door? 694 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:09,614 -You're wanted downstairs. - I got the spins, Fi. 695 00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:12,034 Get it together and put a smile on your face. 696 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,704 Debbie and Carl need motivation. Come on, everyone's waiting. 697 00:42:17,789 --> 00:42:19,833 Fuck. Okay. 698 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,793 -Walk forward. -Shh. 699 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,253 Okay. 700 00:42:23,420 --> 00:42:25,213 LIP: And? 701 00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:27,549 ALL: Surprise! 702 00:42:27,716 --> 00:42:29,092 [ALL CHEERING] 703 00:42:30,802 --> 00:42:33,013 What's Sheila doing here? 704 00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:35,098 [ALL CHEERING] 705 00:42:55,619 --> 00:42:59,414 You can educate our baby. 706 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:00,999 [CHUCKLES] 707 00:43:05,712 --> 00:43:08,381 Did not go over that well. 708 00:43:10,509 --> 00:43:12,719 I'm gonna go with the ambrosia. 709 00:43:16,973 --> 00:43:18,391 [SIGHS] 710 00:43:31,655 --> 00:43:34,783 -The shrimp crab cakes are delicious, Sheila. -Oh. 711 00:43:34,950 --> 00:43:38,537 I was thinking about some fun things we could do tomorrow together. 712 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:42,791 Oh, uh, actually, Veronica was gonna take me to the skating rink. 713 00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:44,876 Oh. 714 00:43:45,043 --> 00:43:47,045 I enjoy hanging out with you, Sheila... 715 00:43:47,212 --> 00:43:49,464 ...but now that there's an empty nest... 716 00:43:49,631 --> 00:43:52,217 ...maybe it's a good time to start making new friends. 717 00:43:52,384 --> 00:43:55,470 Closer to your own age who share your interests. 718 00:43:55,637 --> 00:43:56,721 Maybe. 719 00:44:01,768 --> 00:44:03,311 [ALL CHUCKLE] 720 00:44:04,146 --> 00:44:05,814 FIONA: Okay. 721 00:44:05,981 --> 00:44:07,983 KEVIN: Debs, put on some music. IAN: Hey. 722 00:44:08,150 --> 00:44:09,860 -Congratulations. KEVIN: Get it going. 723 00:44:10,402 --> 00:44:11,903 Hey, Fi, good news. 724 00:44:12,070 --> 00:44:15,240 4 and I came up with a compromise on a name. Amy if it's a girl... 725 00:44:15,407 --> 00:44:16,658 ...DeShawndre if it's a boy. 726 00:44:16,825 --> 00:44:18,118 [CHUCKLES] 727 00:44:19,411 --> 00:44:22,038 Please tell me this is an early baby shower gift. 728 00:44:22,205 --> 00:44:26,042 I need you to order a couple thousand cups for the Alibi in the morning. 729 00:44:26,209 --> 00:44:29,880 Cups? It's a bar, not a frat party. We drink out of glasses and mugs. 730 00:44:30,046 --> 00:44:33,175 -Where'd you get this from? -Tell them I convinced you to do it. 731 00:44:33,341 --> 00:44:35,260 Okay. 732 00:44:37,596 --> 00:44:40,223 Oh. What's going on? 733 00:44:43,059 --> 00:44:45,812 -Heh, nice. Sweet. IAN: Best cure for a hangover. 734 00:44:46,646 --> 00:44:47,981 Hmm. 735 00:44:49,357 --> 00:44:51,026 Thanks. 736 00:44:53,695 --> 00:44:55,447 Where the fuck's he going? 737 00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,701 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 738 00:45:06,458 --> 00:45:10,212 -Worried? -What's gonna happen to Daddy? 739 00:45:12,464 --> 00:45:14,674 He always finds a way. 740 00:45:21,973 --> 00:45:23,433 [WHIMPERS] 741 00:45:29,898 --> 00:45:32,400 We're not moving to Michigan. 742 00:45:33,068 --> 00:45:35,612 I wanted you to be the first to know. 743 00:45:36,738 --> 00:45:38,114 Jimmy's gone for good? 744 00:45:41,034 --> 00:45:42,494 Mm-hm. 745 00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:46,873 But there's a chance I might get a new job. 746 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,043 -At the cup company? -Maybe. 747 00:45:50,210 --> 00:45:51,711 That's great. 748 00:45:53,421 --> 00:45:56,883 Don't tell anybody about it unless it happens, okay? 749 00:45:58,385 --> 00:46:00,136 Comes with benefits. 750 00:46:01,304 --> 00:46:02,597 Dental? 751 00:46:03,556 --> 00:46:05,433 For me too? 752 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,272 -Well, don't blow it. Get the job. -Heh, I'll try. 753 00:46:39,551 --> 00:46:41,052 [RAZOR BUZZING] 754 00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:45,724 What's going on? 755 00:46:47,225 --> 00:46:50,353 -I'm shaving your head. -What? 756 00:46:51,062 --> 00:46:54,649 To let the sun rays in. So they can heal you. 757 00:46:55,775 --> 00:46:58,403 Like they did with my cancer. 758 00:46:59,195 --> 00:47:01,948 Sun rays. Right. 759 00:47:03,074 --> 00:47:05,076 Won't take long. 760 00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:10,081 Carry on. 761 00:48:31,871 --> 00:48:34,040 Hey, little man. 762 00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:37,585 I'll send postcards, all right? 763 00:48:57,188 --> 00:48:58,815 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 764 00:48:58,982 --> 00:49:00,775 Coming. 765 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,281 -Hello. WOMAN: Hi. 766 00:49:06,448 --> 00:49:10,702 -Hi. -Debbie, Sonya, Terri. Come in. Come in. 767 00:49:20,128 --> 00:49:22,338 -Gallagher? LIP: Yeah. 768 00:49:22,505 --> 00:49:24,591 Ah, thanks. 769 00:49:45,403 --> 00:49:47,071 [CHUCKLES] 770 00:49:47,238 --> 00:49:52,202 And this little gem, or should I say, giant gem, is the black bullet stimulator. 771 00:49:52,368 --> 00:49:55,747 And its cousin, the silver bullet stimulator. 772 00:49:55,955 --> 00:50:01,002 Now, I recommend getting several of these for your home, car and travel needs. 773 00:50:01,169 --> 00:50:04,130 I have one last item to show you. 774 00:50:04,672 --> 00:50:08,968 This is the vanilla-scented Snug Shrink cream. 775 00:50:09,594 --> 00:50:16,434 Now, who needs help filling out the order forms? Let's just see... 776 00:50:16,601 --> 00:50:18,937 Aah. Oh, heh. 777 00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:24,734 Um, here you go. Great. Um, feel free to change the name and, heh... 778 00:50:25,276 --> 00:50:28,029 Um, here you go. And pen. 779 00:50:33,034 --> 00:50:36,746 MIKE: This is the one I was telling you about. This is Fiona. Made the Alibi sale. 780 00:50:36,913 --> 00:50:39,541 -Good one. A sale on the books. MIKE: Yeah. 781 00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:42,126 Overnight, no less. 782 00:50:43,670 --> 00:50:46,297 MATT: Let's give her a two-week trial, Mike. See if it works out. 783 00:50:46,464 --> 00:50:49,300 -Heh, thank you, sir. MATT: Okay, heh. 784 00:50:58,351 --> 00:51:00,186 -Aah. -Yay. 785 00:51:00,353 --> 00:51:04,190 CONNIE: Here we go. Pens, paper, all the office supplies you need are in the top drawer. 786 00:51:04,357 --> 00:51:06,734 Your direct phone number is listed on the sheet. 787 00:51:06,901 --> 00:51:09,988 -You should record an outgoing message. RECRUITER: Let's go. Let's go. 788 00:51:11,531 --> 00:51:14,158 -Phillip? -It's Lip. 789 00:51:14,325 --> 00:51:17,412 It's just Gallagher now. Get on. Next. 790 00:51:18,955 --> 00:51:21,374 -So we can order your business cards. -Woo-hoo. 791 00:51:21,541 --> 00:51:23,418 -Heh, thank you. -Heh. 792 00:51:23,585 --> 00:51:27,088 Mike wants to have a meeting with you and the other sales reps. 793 00:51:27,255 --> 00:51:29,882 Okay. Cool. Thanks, Connie, heh. 794 00:51:30,049 --> 00:51:32,510 CONNIE: Congratulations, Fiona. You remind me of me. 795 00:51:32,677 --> 00:51:36,931 Twenty-two years ago, I started here. At that very desk, heh. 796 00:51:39,809 --> 00:51:41,853 MAN: Hi there, this is Brian with Worldwide Cup. 797 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:43,938 WOMAN: Hi there. 798 00:51:44,105 --> 00:51:47,525 FIONA: Hi there, this is Fiona with Worldwide Cup. How are you? 799 00:51:47,692 --> 00:51:51,321 I'm well. We've noticed that you haven't renewed your order in a while. 800 00:52:07,128 --> 00:52:09,297 MAN [ON TV]: Still awaiting the final vote. 801 00:52:09,464 --> 00:52:14,177 Fifteen of these nominees have been pending since last year. 802 00:52:14,385 --> 00:52:18,556 Eighteen of them have received strong bi-partisan support... 803 00:52:18,723 --> 00:52:20,933 ...from the Senate Judiciary Committee. 804 00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:27,106 These are non-controversial nominees that are due the up-or-down vote... 805 00:52:27,774 --> 00:52:29,067 [SIGHS] 806 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:31,861 Oh, fuck, ugh. 807 00:52:36,074 --> 00:52:37,909 Fuck. 808 00:52:54,926 --> 00:52:56,302 Hey. 809 00:52:58,721 --> 00:53:00,306 Hi, um... 810 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,148 I got into MIT. 811 00:53:22,704 --> 00:53:24,622 It's a full ride. 812 00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,961 Anyway, uh, it wouldn't have happened without you. 813 00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:32,672 So... 814 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:36,175 ...thank you. 815 00:53:43,474 --> 00:53:44,475 Are you gonna go? 816 00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:48,164 [LINE RINGS] 817 00:54:50,124 --> 00:54:52,960 JIMMY [ON MACHINE]: It's Steve, leave some words. 818 00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:58,382 Last message, I promise. 819 00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:01,385 Wherever you are... 820 00:55:03,095 --> 00:55:04,806 ...bye. 64442

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