All language subtitles for Naked.Attraction.S03E03.WEBRip.x264-ION10.2_English

- Let's face it, when it
comes to looking for love,

we've all been caught
out by fancy builders

and exaggerated online profiles.

But we have a more
instinctive way to find love,

tonight a psychology student,
a financial investigator

and a community worker
are stripping bare

to attract the perfect partner.

- Alright, alright, alright.

- Because we like to start
where a good date ends.

- Fantastic.

- It's a penis and
it's in my face.

- Naked.

[dramatic music]

- Hell yeah.

- What?

- I know.

- Can picking a partner based
solely on natural beauty.

- Give it a little wiggle.

Blimey.

- Help you find the one?

Do you look at that and think
I want to get the helmet on

and I want to explore?

When we're entirely unfiltered.

- What do you do with
a goosh piercing?

- I think you just flick it.

- What do men and women
really find attractive?

- I'm actually still a virgin.

- Looking for a good partner.

- This is a naked
attraction first.

Let's find out by
dating in reverse.

You're gonna have to say
goodbye to one of them.

- Um.

- I'll take them all now.

- Not on this show.

This is Naked Attraction.

[upbeat music]

Welcome to Naked Attraction,
the king of dating shows.

Where the crown jewels
are always on display.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a
brave naked singleton

and one of them will be
picked to go on a date,

who's doing the choosing?

[dramatic music]

- I'm Lea. I'm 30 years
old and I'm from London.

[upbeat music]

I love tattoos and I love
having a really edgy look.

Anything that's out
there and in your face

is all up my street.

As a bold driven person
I see what I want

and I get it.

Except when it comes
to relationships.

I'm attracted to men and women.

But I seem to scare them off.

I think people find my hard
exterior quite intimidating.

People think I'm a bitch

or I'm gonna bite their
head off or something.

And I'm not.

Inside I'm really
soft, I'm really mushy.

And I like nothing more than
being a little housewife.

[upbeat music]

My pride and joy is my
adorable little first son Kush.

[laughs]

he is my baby.

I can't wait to meet
somebody who can come

and make us into a
little cute family.

Me, you and the
dog, let's cuddle.

- Lea hello.

- I'm here.

- Welcome to the show.

Is this Kush?

- This is Kush the pup.

- Can you see, can you
see more naked people?

So what are you looking for?

I take it you are
looking for a human?

- I am looking for a human.

I like boys, I like
girls, I like everything.

[barks]

- I love that,
does Kush help you?

- Kush does help me, he
finds if somebody's nice

or if they're nasty.

- So you've got this
strong confident exterior.

- Yeah.

- Do you think that people
are getting a slightly

the wrong impression
of who you are?

- They do, first
impression that they get

is that she might be a
bitchy, and actually,

I love meeting new people and
I'm dying to meet someone.

- Okay, shall we get started?

- Let's get started.

- Kush you ready sweety?

- Are you ready baby?

- Who's a good boy?
- are you ready?

- Here we go darling.

You have got six colored
pods in front of you.

- Yep.

- Inside each of them
is a naked person.

- Okay.

- Each of them has an
attribute that you've told us

you find attractive.

We are gonna reveal
them to you bit by bit

and all you've got to
do is whittle them down

from six to one and
then that final person

is gonna be your date, how
are you feeling, you okay?

- I'm ready, I'm ready.

- Okay, can we reveal the bottom
half of the bodies please?

[dramatic music]

- Oh, oh, oh, [laughs]

oh.

Exciting stuff.

- Sniff 'em out, sniff 'em out.

- Oh I'm liking
can we have a nose?

- Yeah, where do you want to go.

- Let's go do red first.

- Come on Kushie, let's
go, let's go to red.

- Come on have a
little stroll with us.

- How do you feel about
the pierced penis?

- I've never been with
someone with a piercing

there before, nice
ball to willie ratio.

Think everything in life
should have a balance.

- Quite right.

- So I find if
you've got nice balls

and a nice willie on
top, I'm a happy girl.

Where should we go Kush
Kush, let's have a look

at the ladies.

- Oh I'm liking pink.

- Give me a little dance,
I like, I like, I like.

Kush how do you feel about pink?

[growls]

- Oh there was a bit
of a growl there.

- Did you here that?

- I heard that, talk
to me about girls.

Do you enjoy oral sex?

- Oh I love oral sex
being given to me.

I do enjoy giving
oral sex as well.

- do you think that that's
a vagina that you would be

interesting in pleasuring.

- Possibly, yes.

- Okay.
- I wouldn't turn it down.

- Lovely.
- With men it can become

a bit tedious, let it
go, hurry up and come.

Let's go to blue.

Blue.

- What about blue, Kush
Kush, do we like blue?

Oh he does like blue doesn't he?

- There's a really good
sort of, oh that's great.

- Really good chemistry
brilliant there.

- What about his penis?

- Not bad, perfectly a penis
would be like a coke bottle.

[laughs]

Fizzy.

- What like a two
liter family one?

- No, no, no, no, no,
the miniature, perfect.

I mean it's got good
girth, you know?

- Oh yeah, oh yeah.

- Not too big.

- I mean and you're
a slip of a thing.

Come one.

- Shall we come to
yellow, I like yellow,

she's got a nice split.

- A nice split?

- A nice split.

Loving that.

And she's really neat and tidy.

- Very neat and tidy, yeah.

Green's very strong and
steady, I like green.

I'm not intimidated by
a lot of people so a man

that's very manly
intimidates me.

- Okay.

- It makes me be
able to be a woman.

- What do you think
about green Kush Kush?

- Oh yeah, he's doing a
bit of a jump I think.

- I got to say, he's
giving you a little bit

of a twitch there isn't he,
he's doing a total ball twerk.

Kush you are
transfixed by green.

Orange hi, orange.

- Hello, a little
tiny tuft of pubes.

Do you like that?

It's super sweet.

- I like her tattoos.

It's a Harry Potter tattoo.

Thumbs up brilliant.

Orange has got really cute feet,

I've got a thing with toes.

- Yeah tell me what
it is about toes.

- Slept with this guy,
brilliant, sex was amazing

and then you see these
toes, they were like claws,

scratching you in the bed.

- Oh no, no, no, no, no,
no, Kush has got the claws,

you don't need any other claws.

A lot of people keep their
sox on right, in bed,

we've all been there, however,
if you keep your socks on,

you are 30 percent
more likely to come.

- What?

- I know.

Keeping those tootsies toasty
in bed could help you orgasm.

Warming your feet causes
the blood vessels to dilate

which can improve blood
flow around the body.

Scientists suspect that
farther flow down below

can then help you climax easier.

And with only 18% of women able
to orgasm during penetration

perhaps it's even more
reason to pop your socks on.

Kush is now resting.

- He's resting, he's
done a good job though.

- So it's time to
make a decision.

Which color do you think
you're gonna say goodbye to?

[hums]

- Oh.

I think it's gonna
have to be red.

- Red, why red?

- I don't think I'm
ready for the piercings.

- Yeah.
- sorry.

- Shall we find out
who lovely red is?

This is Adam a 27 year
old financial investigator

from Bornemouth, come
and say hi to Lea.

- Hi.

Sorry.

- That's alright.

- I was just not ready
for the piercing yet

as much as I think I'm a
bad bitch, I aint ready yet.

- You know when you
have a wee and stuff,

does it just like fire out and?

- Only like that bit,
that bit and that bit.

- Oh my god how awesome.

- I normally sit down and
wee, I'll be honest with ya.

- Adam I'm afraid you're
going to have to take you

and your spraying
cock on through there.

- Have a good one.

- When she said she didn't
really like the piercing,

50% of girls like it,
50% of girls don't,

it's not for everyone.

[upbeat music]

- You have five gorgeous
people remaining,

okay, can we reveal please,
the middle part of the bods.

[dramatic music]

oh nice,

oh.

Great variety.

- Really good variety.

- Wow, I've kind of
gone straight to yellow.

Her shape is really
nice, her hips,

- You a boob girl Leah?

- I love boobs, I love my
boobs, I love your boobs,

I love your boobs, I love
your boobs. I like your boobs.

- Well there's a lot going on.

- I love nipple play,
like them to be flicked,

twinged, bit, nibbled.

- All of the above.

So yellow, can you do
with flicked, nibbled,

- That's what I like to see,
- great.

Lets go look at Orange.

Oh, Orange I didn't
notice they were pierced.

Nice.
- Oh yeah.

- Something about
her seems very tough.

- She finished me I think.

- Yeah.

- Well shall we
have a look at blue?

- Not a bad body,
not a bad physique.

- Okay.

- Pink, I love pink,
I love her ink.

- Can you cope
with bigger boobs?

- I can cope with bigger boobs.

They're just heavier but
there's more to play with,

why not,
- Exactly.

So Lea, you do have
to make a decision.

- Okay.

[tense music]

- You need to lose
the person you

find least physically
attractive.

- I'm gonna have to lose orange.

- Orange?

- I just think our
personalities might clash,

'cause she's built, yeah,
might intimidate me a little.

- She's too strong for you.

- Yeah, not a bad thing,
strong women rule.

- Absolutely.

[upbeat music]

- So Lea this gorgeous
girl is Jamie Lee.

And she is a 21 year
old sales assistant.

- Oh she's gorgeous.
- From Hastings.

- Oh you're lovely, look at
you, loving Harry, always.

- I did that myself.

- Did you?

She does tattoos I made
the wrong decision.

[laughs]

- However it's not going
to be love at this stage,

thank you Jamie Lee.

- Thank you very much.

- Lovely to meet you.
- See you later. Gorgeous.

- Standing there naked was
liberating to say the least.

She was a beautiful
girl but yeah,

we probably would have clashed.

- Coming up, Lea bares all
before choosing who to date.

- I'm not really sure, um.

- And a brand new singleton
gets to pick a partner

based on Naked Attraction.

- Speechless.

[upbeat music]

- Earlier, Fashion Designer, Lea

whittled six potential
dates down to four

based solely on
Naked Attraction.

She can only chose one
person to go on that date.

So who will she lose next?

- So Lea, remind us,
what are you looking for?

- I am looking for someone
to come and join in my family

with me and Kush, my dog.

Someone who can
handle me as well.

re y- ouSo r aearedy y.ou

ready.Someone who can
handle me as well.

- I'm ready let's do it.

- Can we see, the bods in the
pods and their faces please?

[rock music]

- Hi guys.

[laughs]

Hi.

- Ah.

- Could we go and
look at greens beard?

- Yes you can, go
look at his beard.

- Can we touch the beard,

is the beard alright
to be touched?

Oh the beard's nice.

Gotta feel it.

[laughs]

I really like the beard.

God a bit of facial hair
on a man makes a man manly.

- Yeah, what else
are you liking?

- I kind of find you can
find how much of a freak

they are with their eyes.

His eyes make him
seem quite innocent.

- But are you a freak?
- Oh yeah in the bedroom.

No boundaries, pink
looks like a freak.

[laughs]

troublesome.

I like trouble though.

She just seems very
confident in her pose,

she's kind of like
dead on with me.

- Direct.

- I find people don't do
that to me very often.

'cause I'm the one that's
usually like, you know, so.

- So she's holding your gaze.

- Yes she is.
- Impressive.

[soft music]

Research has now claimed
to know the magic number

for how long you
should hold eye contact

when attracting a stranger.

A very precise three
point two seconds.

Hold it too long and
you can seem creepy

but too little and
you can appear shifty.

So when making eyes with a
potential partner be careful

how long you look for.

What about yellow?

- Very cute face I want
to go in the park with her

and just walk all day in
the park, me, you and Kush.

Blue's giving me a bit of
a, I think blue might be

a bit of a freak.

- The eyebrows went there.
- Giving me the eyebrows yeah.

- Freaky eyebrows.

- I like his lips,
he's got nice lips.

- Oh yeah, beautiful,
beautiful big kissable lips.

- Yeah really nice, great teeth.

- Okay then Lea,
time for a decision.

- Hmm.

- Which color do you think
you're gonna say goodbye to?

- It's gonna hurt my heart.

I have to say good bye to green.

- Green?

Why?

- Because green's not
staring me down enough.

I feel like I'm maybe
intimidate green.

- So Lea,

this is Jay, who is a 24
year old chef from London

and he is staring you down now.

- He is.

- Come on Jay.

- Sorry, [laughs]

hi Jay.

- Hey.

- Jay I want to know
just how freaky are you?

- Very.

- Could you handle
this, this package,

okay well I'm afraid it's
not gonna be a date, goodbye.

- Bye.

- Like the fact
that she had a dog,

I've got a pet snake
and a gold fish

so our pets could have
been chimming together.

[laughs]

[mumbles] So beautiful.

[upbeat music]

- Three stunners remaining Lea.

Now you're gonna get to
hear what they sound like.

So guys, Lea likes to
show off her tattoos.

What part of your body do
you like to flaunt and why.

- Could we go to the
yellow pod first?

- Yellow.

- My bum, because
it's big and round.

- Oh nice butt.

- That is a great bum.

Do you think of the voice?

- Not too bad, a bit soft.

And I'm very loud.

- She is loud.

- Let's go to pink next.

- I like to flaunt my boobs
most, and when I'm really

feeling lazy in the pub I
can rest a pint in there

and still drink so.

- Brilliant, I like pinks
voice, very confident,

very straight forward,
no second guessing pink.

- Okay, blue.

- Definitely my
teeth, 'cause I've got

a beautiful smile isn't it so.

- You do, his voice is
nice, a bit more quiet

than I expected.

- Okay, it's time
to make a decision,

which color are you
going to say goodbye to?

[tense music]

- I'm gonna have to say bye

to yellow.

- Yellow?

- I kind of feel like she's
a little bit innocent.

- Absolutely, fair enough.

You are saying
goodbye to Roxanne,

a 23 year old student
from Darlington.

- Hello Roxanne [laughs]

- Hello gorgeous.

Are you a little bit gutted?

- No, you move on don't ya?

- There you go, you go girl.

I love that.

- Thank you Roxanne,
see ya later.

Great bum, love the bum.

- It was one of the best
experiences of my life.

Feel great.

I'm definitely not innocent.

She got that wrong.

- You are left with
two gorgeous ones.

The next time
these guys see you,

it's without your clothes on.
- My clothes, [laughs]

- Alright well love, listen,
take that banana crop top off

- Got it.

- Based on naked
attraction, 30 year old Lea

has whittled six down to two.

- 29 year old community
worker Amy Lou

and 30 year old customer
service manager Greg.

But only one can go
on a date to find out

if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

Amy Lou, Greg, well done,
you've made it to the final two.

Greg were you expecting that?

- No, no, definitely I wasn't.

- Amy Lou how bout you?

- To be honest, no, I
thought the other contestants

had better bodies than I did.

- You've got a gorgeous body,

and it's what people
find attractive.

- Exactly.
- But check out Greg,

what are you thinking about him?

- I'm nervous, [laughs]

he's got a banging body.

- She's gorgeous as
all that, come on.

[laughs]

- Okay, up until this
point you've seen Lea

with her clothes on.

All that is about to change.

Should we get her in?

- Yeah why not.
- Yeah.

- Come on out Lea.

- Oh.
- Wow.

- Hey gorgeous.

You look sensational.

- Thank you.

Meet Amy Lou.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- And Greg, what do you
think of Lea's amazing body?

- She's stunning,
I like her boobs.

Her boobs are beautiful.

k yo- u.An
an

d I love theHetattoos obviously.ful.

- Your boobs are amazing.

Everything ticks all the boxes.

- And does the
vagina tick the box?

reg]- OI h wiyeshah I. c
[G

ould make itdance but I can't. [laughs]

- Haven't mastered
that trick yet.

I think we all wish we
could make it dance.

That would be incredible
television, wow.

It is time Lea,
for you to decide

who is going to be your date?

You have Amy Lou
and you have Greg.

Who would you like
to take on a date tonight?

- Oh I'm not sure.

I'm gonna pick

Greg.

- GrAmegy .Lo

u, you are abit gutted aren't you?

- I'm really gutted.

From the moment I
heard your voice

and then I heard your
dog, I just like,

this woman sounds like my dream.

[laughs]

- I'm so sorry Amy.

- And you're an amazing girl
- you are.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

- See you later Amy Lou.
- Bye!

Thank you darling.

- Really gutted.

She was ticking all my boxes,

I might have fallen
in love a little bit.

But oh well, [laughs].

[upbeat music]

- Greg, Lea, you
guys are a couple.

[laughs]

oh my gosh you look fab
together I've got to say.

I tell you what Greg
can you handle this one?

- Definitely, can she handle me?

- Not intimidated?

- Oh he said can I handle him?

I like that.

- This is good, next
time you see each other,

the clothes will be back on
and you're going on a date.

Please have loads of
fun, see you later guys.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, bye.

- I feel ecstatic though that
she, I wasn't expecting it.

The freakiness, I like that
'cause I'm freaky as well.

[laughs]

- I chose Greg because
his teeth was amazing.

He's had lovely kissable lips

and his body was very muscular,

Kush of course loved
him and I got to go

with my dogs opinion, [laughs]

it's very important.

[pop music]

Hello.

- Nice to meet you.

- You too. Do you know
what, you've come in

and instantly I've
got really whoa.

- Yeah so that's
good take it up.

- Beautiful eyes,
he's got lovely lips

and I hope I get to
try them out later.

[laughs]

- What's your background?

- So my mom's St Lucian
and my dad's Jamaican.

- What?

- Don't tell me you're?

- No, I was born in
St Lucia as well.

- Oh my gosh.

[laughs]

the family's gonna love you.

- That is crazy.

- That's crazy.

You like sports?

- I love sports,
I love football.

- What team do you support?

- Elsinore

- You do love, oh my
god he's a Gooner.

[laughs]

Unbelievable how much me and
Greg actually have in common

it's like it's destiny, shh.

[pop music]

- I like to be at
home naked, that's me.

- Tell me about it, that's
the way forward right?

- Are you like one
of those girls yeah,

you know sometimes
you got no panties on.

- I got no panties on now.

- Oh shit got that.

[laughs]

the date is going
really good right now.

I do fancy Lea.

I want to settle
down to be honest

like I feel like
I'm getting old so,

- Oh no settle down
don't mean that we have

to stop having fun though.
- Exactly.

It's just finding
the right person

that someone where you have
that connection and chemistry.

- I'm feeling giddy, I feel
like I'm 15 all over again,

I've got the butterflies guys.

I'm feeling it, [laughs]

your lips and your eyes
are killing me, oh my god.

- What you want my
lips or something?

- I do.

[kisses]

- You like that yeah?

- I do like them very much.

[laughs]

- Should we get
out of here then?

- Yeah.

- Yeah come on, come on.

Believe we will
hang out a bit more.

Obviously we click and chemistry
is there so yeah it's good.

Oh yeah.

- The date went amazing.

Kind of want to be
his little housewife.

I'm really looking forward to
seeing where this will end up.

A 100%.

[upbeat music]

- Lea what happened
after the date?

- We spent the night together.

Kush loved him like I loved him.

He loved me everything
was kind of great,

we are talking every day.

It was really sweet for a while.

And then Greg got a bit
distant, left me and Kush.

[laughs]

Hello there.

- Hey are you alright?

- I'm good thanks.

You?
- yeah good.

How's that.

- Don't touch.

- Oh don't, okay.

Oh my god.

- Yeah we're not
friends anymore.

- No.

- Uh-uh.

- Okay cool.

- So Greg, what
went wrong for you?

- I normally date girls that
are more like a bit thicker,

bigger, so that
was the only issue.

- When was you
gonna be like Lea,

stop falling for me, I
don't like you like that?

Rip off the bandaid man, just
get it over and done with

and be like [imitates ripping]

- Lea are you gutted?

- I am you know, but
like what can you do?

- Well I'll still be
friends if you want to.

- Bon voyage.

Don't come back.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- Welcome back to
Naked Attraction,

the dating show with more
bannies than bonfire night.

Inside each of these
six pods I've lined up

a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be
picked to go on a date

but who's picking this time.

[upbeat music]

- My name's Ryan, I'm 24,

I'm a martial arts
instructor from Pole.

I absolutely love
my martial arts.

But, I'm definitely a lover,

I'm really not a fighter.

[laughs]

when I was growing up
my parents were told

that I probably wouldn't see 16

due to my condition.

I have cystic fibrosis.

It's a genetic lung condition
that also affect the pancreas

and other parts of the body.

Life expectancy you know
is around about 40, 42.

Living with the illness
does make me want

to live life to the full.

[pop music]

I've been single for
about four years now

and I'm ready for a
committed relationship.

I just want someone to spend
the rest of my life with.

- Ryan hello,
welcome to the show.

- Hi.

- How are you, are you
a little bit nervous?

- Yeah I'm more excited,
nerves have turned

into a bit of adrenaline.

So yeah.
- Good.

Why do you want to
pick a girl naked?

- 'cause I have a [mumbles]

I've got plenty of scars.

- Yeah.

- And this is just
a great opportunity

so get it out there
and over and done with.

- You are now
determined aren't you

to live life to the max.

- Definitely, I've got kind of a

not a bucket list, it's more
of a fuck it list, like,

[laughs]

like do you want
to get naked on TV?

Fuck it, ah let's do it.

- Why not.

- I might not be
the finest specimen.

I'm a unique specimen and
that's also just as good.

- Okay, are you ready
to play the game?

- I'm ready, let's do it.

[laughs]

- In front of you you
have got six colored pods,

inside each of them is a
gorgeous totally naked woman

just for you.

- Hold on,

[laughs]

- Each of them had a physical
attribute that you've told us

that you find attractive.

- Oh.

- We are going to reveal
them to you bit by bit

and all you have to do Ryan
is just whittle them down

from six to one, okay?

- Yeah let's go.

- So can we please reveal the
bottom half of the bodies?

[dramatic music]

- Good.

[laughs]

[laughs]

cool.

[laughs]

wow.

I'm speechless, yeah.

- You have got six magnificent
vaginas staring right at you.

[laughs]

- Yeah.

- Where would you like
to go and look first?

- Probably green?

She got a fantastic like stance,

like her legs are great,
a very tidy vagina.

- Do you like legs,
are you a leg man?

- I'm a fan of like either way,

I've got quite
strong legs myself.

Very skinny legs.

- You are quite a slight fella,

is that to do with the
condition that you have?

- Yeah.

Being cystic fibrosis
I digest fat as well,

the pancreas doesn't
produce the enzyme.

- So you just excrete
the fat, do you?

- Yeah pretty much,
just goes straight from.

- So that keeps you
very very slender?

- Yeah.

- Cystic Fibrosis effects more
than 10,000 people in the UK.

One main symptom is the build
up of mucus around the body.

Blocking up the lungs,
digestive system

and tubes within
the sexual organs.

This incurable, life limiting
condition is genetic,

inherited when both parents
pass on the defective gene.

So unless you're born with it,

you'll never have it.

Okay, shall we go to pink?

- Yeah.

No pubic hair that's all good.

- So do you like a
girl to be shaved?

- If it's what makes them
feel more comfortable,

then I'm happy, I'm easy going.

- In terms of oral sex,

what do you prefer?

- I'd probably just say trimmed,

it's got 70s bush I don't mind

but that's not
really my preference.

- Alright lovely,
red, nice vagina?

- Yeah very nice, lightning
strips very creative as well

so that's good,
again strong legs.

- Yeah.

- [mumbles] sort of shows
a bit of more personality

it might just be the stance.

- Maybe a little less confident.

- Yeah possibly, yeah.

- Okay, yellow, again a
very neat and tidy vagina.

Do you prefer it that way?

- Again I'm quite easy going,

who am I to judge, like I'm
not the best looking so that.

- Ah.

You're doing yourself down.

- Tapping the feet,
she a bit nervous

or she's quite playful.

- Oh okay.

[laughs]

I think she's playful.

[laughs]

Right blue.

Just explain with blue,
the reason we've got

the stool there is
because she has MS.

So she just needs to be able
to support herself as well.

- Yeah, very slim
figure, a great figure.

- Would you toward somebody

that is a little
bit more slender?

- I'd say so, yeah,
but only because

I knew this one girls,
she started a relationship

with a guy who was a
lot thinner than her.

- Yeah.

- And it made her feel
like really uncomfortable.

- Right.

- And I just don't want
to put a lass from that.

- Do you know Ryan, you are
such a lovely positive guy.

- It sounds like
I'm trying to just

say the right thing all the
time but it just comes out.

- You're a gentleman.

- I try.

- Okay, now orange.

- Stands very
strong, that's good.

- Yeah.

A little bit more curvy.

- Yeah again, I'm
very easy going.

- Okay, but Ryan you
have seen everything

the girl have to offer
in this first round

and one of these girls
is gonna have to go.

[tense music]

- See I didn't think
it'd be this difficult.

It's gonna be, red.

- Red?

Why red.

- It might be just the stance.

- So the other girls maybe
a bit more confident?

- Yeah possibly, yeah.

- Okay, you are saying
goodbye to Claire

a 19 year old psychology
student from Morely.

- Oh.

- Hello.

[laughs]

I know, what have you done.

- I am confident but oh well.

- So I'm ever so sorry.

- No, its.

- So it's not gonna
be a date tonight.

- Don't worry about it

[laughs]

have a good night.

See ya,
- see you too.

- Thank you Claire.

- His positivity
was like really nice

and his outlook on life
kind of matched mine.

But oh well.

- You still have
five girls remaining.

Now are you a boob fan?

- Yeah, more of a
boob than an ass man.

- So shall we see
please the middle parts

of the girls bodies?

[dramatic music]

[laughs]

- Wow.

Hmm.

- Who do you want to go to Ry?

- Probably go orange.

- Okay.

- Great figure, good
boob to nipple ratio.

- Okay, so that's
important to you,

you don't like nipples too big?

- Yeah, exactly,
weirdly or too small,

but there's no such
thing as a bad boob.

- In an ideal world what
would your girl look like?

- I tend to go for the
sort of sweet looking girl

typical rom com, dimples
with big eyes, yeah.

Sort of sweet demeanor.

- Are you always
sort of outdated?

- Not necessarily, I
think I'm not a sexy guy.

- Would you like
to be a sexy guy?

- I would love to be,
Chris Hemsworth, no.

- So how many girls
have you had sex with?

- I'd say five.

- Not loads of experience,
so looking forward

to maybe having a bit more?

- Yeah, exactly, so.

- Okay fantastic.

Have we got a rom
com beauty with blue?

- Yeah.

Very slim figure and I
really love the tattoos.

I think that's a snake.

- Let's have a look.

- I don't mind snakes.
- You're open to a snake.

- Yeah it's just big
spiders I don't do.

[laughs]

- Have you got any
spider tattoos blue?

- Right, you're okay.

- Safe.

- You're okay with the spiders.

Let's have a look at yellow.

- Very nice.

- Happy with the boob to nipple
ratio that we talked about?

- Yeah.

- Okay, pink Ryan?

- Mmm, great figure,
very slim waist.

- And smaller boobs.

- A nice handful, very nice.

[laughs]

- Okay, you do have to say
goodbye to one of the girls.

It's time to make a decision.

- I'm gonna say orange.

- Orange, why orange?

- I was first drawn to orange

but all the other girls
seems so like piercings,

or tattoos, orange seems
a bit of a blank canvas

and I like to get to know a
bit more about personality.

- So you think maybe
orange, just no idea at all?

- Exactly, I'm clueless.

- Okay, this is Amy Kate, a
21 year old sales assistant

from Aberdeen.

[upbeat music]

- Sorry.

- Its all good.

- So Ryan could really tell
what kind of girl you were,

so there's not gonna be a date.

- Oh that's okay.

- Goodbye my love,
- see ya.

- He felt I was
just a bit too bland

but obviously more
than meets the eye.

It would have been
nice to know him

but unfortunately it's
just not meant to be.

- Coming up, Ryan bares all
before choosing who to date.

[upbeat music]

Earlier martial
arts instructor Ryan

whittled six women down to four

based on naked attraction alone.

He can only chose one
girl to go on that date.

So who will he lose next?

Ryan, just remind us
again, why are you here?

- I've got cystic fibrosis,

I've got plenty of scars.

- Yeah.

- And I just think this
is a great way to solve

get everything out
of the way first,

- I guess it's easier isn't
it than going on a date

fully clothed and then
having to say to somebody,

by the way this
is what I've got.

Okay, are you ready to see
what the girls look like?

- Yup, let's do it.

- Can we reveal the
girls faces please?

[dramatic music]

[laughs]

- Wow.

- Who is drawing you in.

- I'd probably say blue.

- Come on then.

- Very cool hair,
great smile as well.

- Now obviously you've
got all those lip spikes,

the lip piercings, are you
a little bit intimidated

by that, 'cause
you're a good boy.

- A little bit yeah.

- Imagine if she was
going down on you,

I mean that's a hazard.

- Yeah, it'd be quite painful.
- Do they get in the way?

No, I'm relieved.

Okay so yellow.

- Yeah, lovely
dimples, great smile.

- What is it about dimples?

- It's if I can see the dimples
it means they're smiling

which means I'm doing
something right.

So, [laughs]

- Ah, you've made her
blush Ryan, I think.

Okay so green.

- Wow, great smile, was that
a tongue piercing as well.

- Oh that's cool, I had a
friend she had a piercing there.

And she could squirt
juice from that.

It was quite cool.

- Can you squirt juice?

You can squirt juice,
you're a squirter.

So, talk to me a little
bit about eyes Ryan.

What do you look for?

- Big eyes are very expressive,
the way you can tell

what you're thinking

'cause I don't pick up
subtle things at all.

- Big eyes aren't just useful
for picking up signals.

When we're born our eyes
are 70% of adult size.

Making them seem
large in relation to
the rest of the body.

As a result people who still
have big eyes in adulthood

are perceived as more youthful,
and therefor more fertile.

Attractive qualities
in a potential partner.

Pink.

- I can see her
starring in a rom com.

- Immaculate grooming,
you think that could be

a bit high maintenance
for you Ryan?

- I think I could handle it.

- Okay.

- Looks amazing,
so it's paying off.

- Okay, you are gonna
have to say goodbye

to one of these girls,
who's gonna have to go?

[dramatic music]

- Not the foggiest.

Probably go blue.

- Why blue?

- I think it is just
the rom com side of it.

She could definitely
star in a film

but the sort of
sweet looking girl,

- She's maybe a little
bit too edgy for you.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

This is Anne and
she is a 33 year old

supporting artist from London.

Hello my love.

Do you think that maybe
you're a bit too edgy for Ryan

I mean would you eat him alive.

- I would actually
be very gentle.

- And I'm so so sorry,
it's not gonna be a date.

[upbeat music]

- He actually had
me out the pond,

that just showed how
kind he was in his heart.

It was a really
really sweet guy.

[laughs]

- You have three beautiful
rom com girls remaining.

- Yeah.

- In this round we're gonna get

to hear what the
girls sound like.

Okay girls, Ryan is
really proud of the scars

on his body, because
they tell a story,

what story does your
body tell, and why?

Who do you want to go to Ryan?
- Green.

- My cat tattoos on my calves,

my babies.

- Little cat tattoos, amazing.

- I'm very open to cats.

- Cool, [laughs]

- Nice voice, very
confident sounding.

- Thank you now, pink.

- I'd say probably my
stomach because last year

I lost about dive stone
so now it's a lot smaller.

- Fantastic, yeah.

It's very lovely voice
yeah, it's not too confident

but a nice nice lovely yeah.

- Okay, yellow?

- My C-section scar, I had
a baby boy not long ago.

- Nice voice?

- Definitely.

- And a great story
to tell as well.

- Fantastic.

- She's definitely
got an accent.

- I'm finding it really
difficult to place though.

- Stoke.

- Stoke.

- Okay, Ryan, one
girl has to go,

which color is it going to be?

[dramatic music]

- Pink.

- Why pink?

- I think I'd be a bad influence
'cause I burn off calories

round three times quicker
than the average person.

I burn about 5000,
6000 calories a day.

- Wow, okay, you are
saying farewell to Harriet,

who is a 21 year old
administrator from Bristol.

[upbeat music]

Check you out, five
stone in a year?

- Yeah.

- So you kind of don't
really want to be

with a fella that's eating
6000 calories a day?

- No, that's a bad influence.

[laughs]
- It's not gonna be a date.

- He's lovely but calories is
something that I need to watch

so perhaps not for me.

- Okay, here we are Ryan,
two lovely ladies remain.

Up until now they've seen
you with your clothes on,

all of that is about to change.

Go and get that black belt off.

[laughs]

Based on naked attraction
Ryan has whittled six girls

down to two, 27 year
old customer service
assistant Kaylie

and 20 year old waitress Jess.

But he can only chose one
girl to go on that date

so find out if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

Here you are the final
two, Kaylie and Jess.

- I'm so excited.

- Are you?

- Yeah I can't control it.

- I'm quite surprised that
I'm here because he said

he's a boob man and I'm
not very well endowed.

- But, he did say that
he likes small boobs.

Jess, check out Kaylie, what
do you admire about her?

- All her tattoos.

- So you're liking the body art?

- Yeah, she's got banging
knockers for a start.

[laughs]

love those.

- Up until this point you have
seen Ryan with his clothes on

are you ready to
see him in the buff.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Ryan?

[upbeat music]

Hey you sort of look
more comfortable

without your clothes on
than in your clothes.

[laughs]

Kaylie what are you
liking about Ryan?

- He's well proportioned,
good height.

I'm very interested to know
more about that tattoo as well.

Looks like karate related.

- Okay yeah.
- Yeah.

- Nice dick.

[laughs]

- I like your height, your
eyes, they're like beautiful.

[laughs]

I'm just gonna say that.

- I think he's put
himself down a little bit,

he's got a lovely body.

- I 100% agree with Kaylie.

- How do you like the scars and
tattoos, I've got he tube in

so its covering
a lot of them up.

But I find a lot of people are
always really self conscious

about scars and that's the last
thing I think you should be

because it shows what
you've come through.

- Exactly.

Okay, so Ryan, it is
time to make a decision.

You have got Kaylie
and you have got Jess.

- Hi.
- hello.

- Which girl are
you going to date?

- Oh,

[dramatic music]

Kaylie.

- Kaylie.

- Yeah.

- So close.

- Could you see yourself
on a date with him?

- I could actually, to be fair.

I really could.

- Thank you so much my darling.

- Thank you.
- bye.

- I'm a bit gutted really,
I really wanted the date.

I actually really fancied him.

[upbeat music]

- Kaylie and Ryan,
you are a couple.

[laughs]

Next time you see each other

it's gonna be with
your clothes back on.

So let's see whether there
is chemistry there then.

- Thank you.
- See you later.

[upbeat music]

- Kaylie had happy eyed very
expressive, she had the dimples

really good looking.

- I'm really happy, he's
got really gorgeous eyes,

and a cheeky smile,
love a cheeky smile.

So I'm really looking forward
to going out with him.

[upbeat music]

- Bring it in.

- How you doing?

- All good, how are you?

- Good.

- She's stunning.

[laughs]

I'm very smitten so I'll
have to play it cool.

[laughs]

- So what's your karate tattoo?

- Yeah I got that one when
I got my first black belt.

- Can you show me like
some karate moves then?

- Have you heard of
the unbendable arm?

- No.

- If I put my arm like that,
start slowly pulling it down.

- What the hell? I'm putting
all my weight into it now.

[laughs]

what the hell,
how'd you do that?

- You just open your
hand, stretch it out

and get into the muscles.

- It's always like
the little things.

- That's what she said.

[laughs]

- Surprised by how much
chemistry we've got.

[laughs]

He's just my kind of guy.

- This is nice and easy
and yeah, she's just,

she's really cute.

I'm comfortable talking to
beautiful woman as you can see

but I tend to be friends with
them myself, quite a bit.

I don't like the boyfriends
because that's usually people

that think they
deserve a relationship.

- Oh my god you're so perfect,
I'm so glad you said that.

I hate the word friend
zoned, it's just guys

feeling sorry for
themselves most of the time.

- Exactly.

[laughs]

[pop music]

- I would love to hang
out with Kaylie a bit more

unfortunately I'm getting
the tube removed today

so I had to cut the date short.

I have to leave
now, but [mumbles]

yeah.

- This has been really
awesome, so glad you picked me.

- Ah definitely, I couldn't not.

- I'm really happy, he is
definitely boyfriend material,

I don't know why he
hasn't been snatched up.

Cool.
- Brilliant then.

- It's been a really nice date.

[pulsing music]

- Hey,
- it's good to see you again.

- Yeah.

How've you been?

- Yeah it's definitely
great to see you again.

- You look really good.

- Thank you, as do you.

- How did the date go?

- We had a really lovely time,

I just wish it was a little
bit longer if anything.

- Yeah, I'm now tubeless.

I know I shouldn't have
worn a tight shirt.

[laughs]

there you go.

- It's literally
a little button.

- Yeah yeah, feeds
me for the night

and then yeah, a
few extra calories.

- Is it easier than the tube?

- So much easier.

- Do you think there'll
be a date number two?

- Yeah I would
like a second date.

[phews]

- Thank god for that.

[laughs]

I think you're sweet and I'd
like to get to know you more.

- Let's see what happens.

- Yeah, yeah.

I picked well.

[kisses]

there we go.
- so awkward.

- Just a little bit.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

[soft music]