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- [Host] Modern dating has become

a complicated business.

- Online dating has been a complete nightmare.

- I've used Tinder, Facebook, Snapchat,

none of them work.

- [Host] Status symbols, online profiles,

and the clothes we wear can all get in the way

of finding our perfect mate.

- I can look at a guy and go, "Yeah, he's fit."

And then when it comes to being naked I'm like,

"Okay, maybe not."

- [Host] But what would happen if we were stripped

of all the things that usually define us.

In this dating show we go back to basics.

Are you ready?

- Bring it on.

- [Host] And start where a good date often ends.

- [Both] Oh!

[gasps]

[music builds to climax]

- Naked. - I don't know where to look.

- Have you been faced with six penises?

- No, but I feel like I should have done.

- [Host] What do men and women

really find physically attractive?

- Wow. - This is fantastic.

- [Host] And could picking a partner

based solely on their natural beauty --

- Could be a grower [laughs]

- [Host] Help us find the one.

- It's just perfect. [laughing]

- [Host] Let's find out by dating in reverse.

Who are you going to pick for your date?

- This is the hardest decision of my life.

Oh my god.

- Every naked body has something to offer

and as someone who's swung both ways

I'm well aware of the joys of a Johnson

and the loveliness of a lady garden.

So I'm in the right place!

Inside each of these colored pods

is a brave, naked, singleton.

But only one of them will be picked to go on a date

but who's doing the choosing?

- My name's Rebecca, I'm 24-years-old

and I'm from Nottinghamshire.

I am a waitress in a bar

but the love of my life is singing.

I sing everywhere, I sing at home,

I sing walking to the shop, I sing in my local coffee shop.

Well I'm always singing these lovey-dovey songs

but I haven't got anyone to sing 'em about.

I've been single about two years

but in between I've had on and off relationships,

nothing solid though, just friends with benefits.

[laughing]

I love spending time with my mom.

Whenever I've got boy troubles

she gives me good advice.

- The amount of times that she rings me

in tear because of some lad that's been a player.

She really deserves to find someone

that's gonna be good for her.

[upbeat music]

- It's just natural being naked, I'm quite happy

with what my mother gave me.

I love a day in my apartment where there's no roommates

and I can just be free and just have my naked day.

[laughing] I feel like one of those naturists now!

- Rebecca, welcome to the show!

- Hello! [kisses]

- How are you?

- I'm a bit nervous,

I'm not gonna lie to you. - Are you?

- 'Cuz it's not every day you see six naked guys

now is it? - Why are you single?

- I'm awful at finding the right guy for me.

I once dated a guy who also dated four other girls.

- At the same time? [laughs]

You are really picking the wrong kind of guy then,

aren't you, Rebecca? - I really am.

- So you have been dating, then?

- I've done Tinder, but the pictures can be

a bit misleading at times.

You're not always guaranteed

to get what you see on your phone.

- Well, on this show you really do know

what you're getting. [laughing]

In front of you, you have got six naked guys.

- Okay.

- All of these guys have an attribute

that you have said you find attractive.

We are gonna reveal them to you bit by bit,

and you have to whittle them down from six to one

purely based on who you find

the most physically attractive.

Okay? - Absolutely. [laughs]

- Can we please reveal the bottom half

of the bodies?

[suspenseful music]

Hold on tight, Rebecca. - Holding on.

Oh wow. [laughing]

[music intensifies]

Okay.

- [Host] First impressions?

- Immediately, I'm actually drawn to yellow.

He's got a good sized penis,

which is good. - Size is important.

- Yes, I've been in a situation before

where a guy treated me like an absolute princess

and then when it came down to it

he had the tiniest penis. - Oh yes.

- So it's quite a big thing,

you need sex for love, I think.

- Anything here that you see that you think,

"Yeah, I could work with that."

- I'm quite drawn to Green actually.

- [Host] Do you wanna go in and take a closer look?

- Yeah, why don't we. - Come on, then.

Let's go and inspect.

- Let's inspect the goods.

It's a little bit of the Tinder thing from a distance

it looked a bit better. - Okay.

- But I have to say, he does have a fantastic pair of legs.

He looks quite tall.

Height in general, that is quite important to me

as I'm 5-foot-8, I'm quite tall.

- How 'bout Blue?

- Blue looks like he's got a nice sized penis.

He's got hair on his legs, which I like.

I'm not into the whole completely shaved.

- On his legs or on his pubic area?

- [Rebecca] On his legs.

- Have you met guys that--

- These days, yeah. - Shut up, Rebecca, seriously?

- It's apparently the new thing!

- [Host] Men shaving their legs

also dubbed "legscaping" does appear to be a growing trend.

A survey reported that 33% of men admit

to trimming their leg hair

whilst 15% confess to shaving completely

to get super smooth pins.

Interestingly 52% of women like it

when a man does a bit of legscaping.

Is there anybody else here specifically

that you want to look at?

- Yeah, maybe orange actually, yeah.

Is that a piercing?

- I really hope so, Rebecca,

or else I'm gonna have to call a medic?

- What do we call it?

Is that Prince-- - That's a Prince Albert.

- Kinda watched The Sweetest Thing

and there's a scene in this

where she's giving him a blowjob

and he has a Prince Albert,

and she actually gets caught at the bag of her throat.

[feigns gagging]

It kind of haunted me for years.

[laughing]

- Come on back.

Now the bum, fellas turn around please.

- [Rebecca] Squeeze them in.

[intense music]

- [Host] Whose bum do you think is just magnificent?

- Best bum would be orange.

He's got a great bum.

- [Host] Oh, and she is twerking that bum.

- He's twerking!

He's doing a little shake.

- [Host] He really is twerking as well.

Impressive. - Is that a tattoo on his bum?

- Do you want to have a look? - What does that say?

If that's someone's name, then this is a no go.

What is that? - It says babe!

- Babe! - Okay.

Yellow's got a fantastic-

- [Rebecca] He's got a great bum, he really does.

That is a peach.

That's a right juicy bum.

- Right, turn back around. - Okay.

- You're gonna have to lose one guy

out of these six.

Remember you've got to pick the guy

that at this point

you find the least physically attractive.

- Okay, um-- [music intensifies]

- [Host] Are you ready, Rebecca?

- I'd like to lose Blue.

- [Host] Why?

- I didn't think it would be,

but height is quite a big thing to me

as I love to wear the heels.

- Let's reveal who you're saying goodbye to.

[music crescendos]

- Hello. - This is Paul.

- He's 20, he's a dancer from Glasgow.

- Hello. - It's nice to see you.

- He is gorgeous actually.

As you can see, I'm not the smallest.

- It's a tall lady, you're not so tall.

- Not so tall. - You are lovely, yeah.

- So I'm afraid it's a goodbye.

- Bye. - Cute, though.

- Yeah, good bum.

- Pretty girl, but just not for me.

I'm quite short, so that's fair enough.

It was nice to have a few compliments.

You can never really complain

if you get a few compliments, at least it wasn't all bad.

- Okay, Rebecca, you've got five guys remaining

do you want to see a little bit more.

- Yes. [music intensifies]

- [Host] That's quite a mixed bag, isn't it?

- That is a mixed bag.

[dramatic music]

I have to say, I'm quite pleased with Yellow.

He's got a nice body on him.

I think he's quite muscley,

he might be a bit of a ladies man as well.

Which is what I tend to kind of go for,

which is bad, and that's probably a main reason I'm single.

- When women ovulate research suggests

that judgment about what makes

a good partner becomes clouded.

Ovulatory induced hormones

mean rebellious, muscular-looking men

temporarily appear to be the best choice

for a long-term partner.

How are you feeling about Red?

- I'm quite liking Red, I mean,

he's not as ripped, not as muscley.

- [Host] Okay, now then we haven't talked about Pink.

- [Rebecca] He's quite a slim guy.

But he does have the height with him, as well.

- There is that, he's tall.

- He has got quite little nipples.

I dated a guy with tiny, little dots.

- Here we go, do you know what?

- He really liked his nipples,

and he liked a lot of attention around them.

Bit of the tweaking-- - Really?

- Licking, my mom's gonna love this, isn't she?

[laughing]

- Do you like a pierced nipple?

- [Rebecca] I do actually quite like a pierced nipple.

I mean at one point, I did want to get my nipple done.

- [Host] Imagine, that is--

- I used to be a bit of a rock chick.

But luckily I didn't do it.

- So your boobs are intact. - They are intact.

- We'll be finding out later. - You will be. [laughs]

- So, okay.

- I was a little bit surprised by Green.

I thought maybe because he's got great legs

he was a bit more athletic than he was.

- [Host] Ah, so you thought he'd be more ripped.

- Just a little bit more.

- [Host] Rebecca, you've got to make a decision

on who you would like to say goodbye to.

[contemplative music]

[music crescendos and abruptly stops]

- I would like to say goodbye to Pink.

- [Host] Why?

- Unfortunately he's just a little bit too slim for me.

- Let's see who you are saying goodbye to.

- Oh gosh. - Okay.

- Oh, hello! - Hello!

- This Jordan, he's 26. - Hi, Jordan.

- [Host] He is an actor from Swansea.

- Hello. - How are you?

- Hi.

- [Host] I'm so sorry.

But it's a no on this occasion.

- No problem. - Thank you!

- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

And he's Welsh. - And he's Welsh!

You like that! - I love the Welsh.

- This has given me, I think, a little bit of confidence

because before I was quite conscious about my body,

but I won't worry about that so much now

and maybe I can be more flirtatious

and go for it a bit more.

- [Host] Coming up, it's Rebecca's turn

to lay everything bare

and decide which guy to take on that date.

And a brand new singleton

gets to pick a partner based on naked attraction.

- I don't know where to look!

- Earlier, 24-year-old Rebecca whittled

six potential dates down to four,

based on physical attraction alone.

She can only choose one guy to go on that date.

So who will she lose next?

Okay, Rebecca, it is time to now see the faces

that belong to those bodies.

The thing is, though, this is the first time

they will get to see you.

- I know, it's nerveracking.

[music intensifies]

Alright, cute.

[music climaxes]

- [Host] Are you surprised?

- Yes, I really quite like Yellow.

He's a gorgeous boy, he is,

and he's quite my type.

Orange is quite quirky.

I wouldn't have put his head on his body.

- I know, right? - I wouldn't of.

Red actually, he's got his eyebrow raisin' at me,

so I think that is, oh okay.

[laughs]

- So he's definitely making some moves.

- He's showing his confidence there.

- And Green I'm pleasantly surprised with, definitely.

He's got very kind eyes, yeah.

Good kissable lips. [laughs]

- [Host] Kissing stimulates the same pleasure centers

in our brain as heroin,

which is why it can be both euphoric and addictive.

But whilst kissing may seem like

a key factor in attraction for Brits,

a new study has revealed that only 46% of cultures

across the world lock lips romantically.

- [Rebecca] Yellow, he's got lovely lips.

- [Host] Yeah, he really has.

- Very kissable. - Hang on a minute,

just turn to the side a bit.

That is, someone left that on his neck, isn't it?

- Look at that. - That is a love bite.

- That's a recent little love bite there definitely.

- You hound. - A bit of a ladies man.

- Obviously mouths are very important,

lips are very important,

not just to do with kissing but I'm thinking oral sex.

- Well to be honest, if you're talking about going down,

[laughs] it's more about the tongue.

- [Host] Well 75% of women

can't orgasm from a penis alone,

so the tongue can be essential.

[laughing] Red.

- He's used that tongue before, hasn't he?

- He really has, and he knows it.

- Oh, gosh.

- [Host] Okay, you've seen everything

there is to see. - I have.

- [Host] You need to lose somebody.

[music intensifies]

- Umm...

Oh god.

[music climaxes]

- Who's it gonna be? - Red?

I don't know if I was feeling the whole cheeky tongue.

I mean, yeah, that's great in the bedroom,

but [laughs]

he does seem a little bit too cocky.

- So Rebecca you're gonna say goodbye to Jordan.

He's a 23-year-old warehouse worker from Gloucester.

[laughing] Oh!

- On the cheek! [laughs]

- Goodbye. - Bye-bye.

- She's attractive girl.

I did give her a bit of eyes and all that.

She's smiled and laughed a few times

so take that as a compliment.

[music climaxes]

- Okay Rebecca, this is the round

where you get to hear what they sound like.

[laughing]

So let's find out. - Okay.

- Let's start with Green.

I want you to tell me and Rebecca

what you like most about your body

and what you like least.

- What I like most about my body

is my arms, 'cuz I'm quite strong.

The thing I hate most about my body,

is I would say, I'm kind of packing a little bit of weight

right now because of

Domino's has great weekend deals, so--

[laughing]

- They certainly do.

- Alright, what do you think about the voice.

- I'm really pleasantly surprised.

I love the Irish, as well,

it is Irish, isn't it?

- It's Geordie. - Geordie!

[laughing]

I never get accents right, I never do!

- Yellow pod.

- What I like the most is my bum,

'cuz I get it pinched a lot.

- [Host] And what do you like the least?

- The least, is my legs,

because I think my legs

are too big. - Yeah.

- [Host] What do you think about his voice?

- Yeah, it's got a bit of like a gravelly tone to it,

I don't know if that is 'cuz you was out last night.

[laughs] Yeah, a bit of a sexy voice.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Moving on to Orange. - Okay.

- I, um, I quite like my penis,

'cuz of it's extradition.

[laughing]

I'd say I'm least fond of my toes.

- I like the confident voice there,

which is a very attractive quality, I think.

- [Host] So, Rebecca, you're gonna have to lose one.

- Okay.

It's really tough.

- [Host] Who would you like to lose?

- Sorry, you're my kind of guy,

but I'd like to lose Yellow.

- Why? - It's the love bite thing!

I mean, I've dated too many assholes.

- Oh, so Rebecca, you're gonna say goodbye to Marrow.

He's 20, he's a student from Portsmouth.

- Sorry, darling. - That's fine.

- You are gorgeous. - Thank you.

- [Rebecca] You are.

- Marrow, what is going on here, please?

- Last night, I met someone.

[laughing]

And she snuck me back to her room,

and then that happened.

- You, my friend, are gonna have to go.

- Sorry, Marrow, lovely to meet you.

Nice, bum. [laughing]

- I was happy I made it that far, to be honest.

I have got a love bite on my neck.

- If he had a scarf on, he coulda hid that.

- That is what is brilliant about this show,

is you see everything. - Everything.

- There's no hiding. - Absolutely.

- I should have thought better

and probably not got the love bite last night.

But, yeah, she's got two boys she can pick from,

so hopefully they satisfy her.

♪ Hey, Hey, Hey

- Rebecca, just two men remain

and soon you're gonna get the change to see them

face to face,

but not before they get to see you

totally naked. - Yep.

- Nervous? - I'm a little bit nervous,

but at the same time,

being naked's not a big deal to me, so--

- Well that is music to my ears.

Get 'em off.

Off you go, see you in a bit.

Based on physical attraction alone,

Rebecca has whittled six men down to just two.

24-year-old comedian, Andrew,

and 21-year-old project manager, Sam.

But only one of them can go on that date.

To find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes come on.

Andrew, Sam, how do you feel?

- I'm amazed I got this far.

I thought all of them had something over me.

Yellow had a penis the size of my leg.

[laughing]

- Yeah, well, that didn't go unnoticed.

[laughing]

- Well I was just worried

that when she saw him walk away

and saw his ass again,

I thought she was gonna change her mind.

So I'm happy,

[laughing]

I'm happy she didn't.

- Well, so far you guys have just seen Rebecca

with her kit on.

All of that is about to change.

[smoothly sensual music]

- Hello, all!

- Boys, what do you think about Rebecca's body?

- Fit, um, okay.

I'm just trying to think of cold water right now.

You're absolutely amazing.

Like amazing figure, boobs are great,

face is, I've noticed from the start,

she's absolutely beautiful,

and just there's nothing at all that I can see

anything wrong with it. - Good.

- I'm still trying to pick my jaw up.

[laughs] - Yeah.

- I think everything is in proportion.

Everything is where it should be,

everything is exactly how I'd love somebody to see.

- Thank you.

- [Host] Okay, it's decision time.

Who would you like to date?

You have Sam and you have Andrew.

- Can you decide?

- You can only take one.

[music climaxes]

Who's it gonna be?

- The person that I'm gonna pick

is going to be Sam.

- Oh! Andrew! - I'm really sorry, Andrew.

You are lovely. - I'm so sorry.

You're gorgeous, but you're gonna have to leave.

- She seems like a really nice girl.

She's obviously incredibly beautiful

and just absolutely flawless.

The only bad thing that I can say about her,

is that she has a poor sense of judgment.

What I'm taking away from this experience

is I saw a hot girl naked, which is a massive,

massive victory for me.

- Should we do a hug? [laughing]

- Come on, you're a couple now.

- Should we do it? - Alright.

We'll do a cuddle. [laughing]

- You've seen each other naked now

there's no barriers left.

- No, there really isn't.

- Now, next time you're gonna see each other

is gonna be with your clothes on.

- Yes. - A refreshing change.

[laughing] - Absolutely.

I hope you have a fantastic date.

- Thank you.

- Have fun. - Thank you very much!

He seems like a really nice guy.

He's quite quirky.

He's got a better body than I probably would have thought

by seeing him in a jacket or a coat.

I feel he's got a bit of personality,

so watch the space. [laughs]

[quirky, upbeat music]

- Hey there. - Oh, hello.

How are you? - Nice to see you.

I'm very well, thank you. - Good to see you.

- I feel really underdressed compared to you.

You've put so much effort--

- No, I feel really overdressed.

- You put so much effort in

and I'm just here with my scabby jeans

that I've just torn again.

- He didn't really make

all that much of an effort.

You know, girls love to get their glad rags on.

You know, it's a nice bar, [laughs] dress up.

Did you think you'd get picked?

- No. - Are you havin' a laugh?

- No I didn't, no!

- You were quite cheeky, though,

that's what I actually quite liked.

- Really, what was I cheeky?

What made me cheeky?

- You was like twerking or something.

[laughing]

I have to ask though-- - Go on then.

- About this Prince Albert, I'm really confused.

When you like have sex,

how it actually-- - You leave it in there.

- You leave it? - You leave it in, yeah.

- Okay.

- It's certainly a good plaything.

[laughing]

- For you or the other? - Both, to be honest.

- Okay. - Yeah.

I think the date went quite well.

I fancy her a little bit. [laughs]

Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers to getting stalkers. [laughing]

[dramatic music]

- Hello. - Lovely seeing you again.

- Nice to see you again.

- How are you? - I'm good.

How are you?

- Yeah, I'm alright, cheers.

Yeah, I'm alright.

- [Interviewer] So how do you think the date went?

- I think it went alright.

- Yeah, yeah. - We had a laugh.

- It was fun. - It was just, me.

- There wasn't that huge--

- There's always a but.

- Well there's, no! [laughing]

You're not my usual type of guy if I'm honest.

- No.

- Like usually I just go out with knobheads.

- Do you think you'll be seeing each other again?

- You never know.

We've had a laugh if nothing else, haven't we?

- You only live once.

- Yeah. [laughing]

- I hate that word YOLO but--

- Carpe diem. - There ya go.

- That's a better one.

- You've got it tattooed on your ass, haven't you?

- I don't, no, that's "babe."

- Oh, shit. - Come on, keep, [sighs]

- Coming up, 25-year-old Dan meets six naked men

before choosing a date based on naked attraction.

- I think it would definitely be a big one.

- I think so.

Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

the dating show with balls.

Another six naked singletons are hoping to get a date

but who's doing the choosing?

[upbeat music]

- My name's Dan,

I'm from the northeast of England, from Durham,

and I'm 25.

I've got a good job in the city.

Lived in France for a while, lived in Brazil for a while.

[speaks in Portuguese]

Come here, I'll give you a kiss.

At the moment, I've got everything down in my life.

I've got a good job, I've got great friends,

keep healthy, go to the gym,

there is just one part of the jigsaw that's missing.

- We all know that you're quite picky, Daniel Ross.

- Picky in what sense?

- Picky in all senses. [laughing]

He knows what he wants

and that's something he's always been very consistent about.

It would just be fantastic to see him happy really.

- I've been single for two years.

Ultimately I want to meet someone

who is gonna be my best friend.

Someone who I'm gonna feel 100% myself around,

whether I've got my clothes on or whether I'm naked.

I think the naked body reveals more about someone

than you'd think.

I'm ready now for Mr. Right.

- Dan, good to see you here.

- Good to be here.

- How you feeling though? - Excited!

- Are you?

- It's not every day you get to choose

out of six naked men in a box, really.

- Exactly. - So--

- Why do you want to meet a guy naked?

- I know a lot of people can sort of get to know someone

who they don't find physically attractive to start with

and they can grow into that

whereas instantly with me

if there's no physical attraction

there's no point.

- See, that's interesting because I'm the sort of girl

that you can laugh me into bed.

But you're saying, no. - No.

- Are you ready to play the game?

- Let's go. - Okay.

In front of you you have six naked guys

each of them has an attribute that you have said

that you find physically attractive.

We are gonna reveal them to you bit by bit.

Based on that, you have to whittle them down

from six to one. - I'm ready to go.

- Could we please reveal the bottom half of the bodies.

[music intensifies]

Are you ready?

[mechanical whirring]

- Quite a variety. - Yeah.

[laughing]

- It's just, I mean, I don't know where to look.

I'm instantly drawn to Red.

- So instantly drawn to Red, why?

- The size is good it's not too big, its not too small.

It's pretty on the eye.

- Well, we are coming to Pink. - Yep.

- How do you feel about that penis?

- I think it would definitely be a big one.

[laughing] - I think so.

Research shows that the average gay man

has a bigger penis than the average straight man.

A study of 5,000 erect penises revealed

homosexual men were, on average, a third of an inch longer

than their heterosexual counterparts.

Is a big penis important to you, though, Dan?

- It's not about the size.

- It's what they do with it. - It's so true.

It is so true.

- Have you had a fellow before

where it's been too big? - Yeah.

- What happened? - Broke up with him.

- [laughs] Really! - Yeah.

- It was like, it's over. - Literally, yeah.

- [Host] So, Orange?

How do you feel about the penis and the balls?

- I think they could have been tidied up a little bit more?

Like maybe a bit more preened.

- A bit of housekeeping they needed.

Blue?

- Instantly, not a huge fan of the no pubic hair.

They shave it all off

it looks a bit young and a bit, yeah.

- So what have you got going on?

- Just a bit of trim, just keep it in check.

- Nice and tidy. - Yeah.

- [Host] Grower or a shower?

- [Dan] I think he's a shower.

- Nice tight ball sack though. - Yeah.

Probably the nerves though, I got that before as well.

- Oh really? - Yeah.

- What do you mean?

So what happens?

- When you get nervous it like, all sucks up.

- Does it?

- [Dan] Yeah, look at them all, they all are.

- I wish I could do that with me boobs.

Right, I think we really need to see

the boy's bums. - Yeah.

- Fellows, give us your moon.

[music intensifies]

- Okay, okay.

- [Host] Look at the way they're all standing.

- They're all clenching as well I can see it.

- [laughing] Really? - Yeah.

- Blue's doing something quite interesting.

Is he leaning forward?

Or is it just that we can see his willy hanging down?

- I think that's what it is,

I think you can just see it

hanging down the middle. - Really?

- It's not a bad sight really, is it?

- So what kind of a bum do you want?

- The ideal bum is Yellow.

It just, it's like two handfuls,

it's like a perfect, peachy bum.

- [Host] Can you turn back around again, please, boys?

So you have to make a decision.

- Yeah. - You need to lose somebody,

based on who you find least attractive so far.

Have a good look. - Okay.

[music intensifies]

It's gonna have to be Blue.

- [Host] Why, Dan?

- It's just the hairlessness thing.

- It's just not enough hair.

Right, you need to see who you're losing.

This is Craig. - Sorry, Craig.

- He's 23 and he's a web developer from Prestwick.

Oh, are you a bit gutted? - Just a bit.

- Dan was saying that certainly from behind

he was very much admiring your willy.

[laughing]

And the way that you stood.

But on this occasion, it's a no date.

- Sorry, Craig. - Goodbye.

- I'm kind of surprised that I was the first off.

I think it's really strange

that he finds the fact

that he can see my penis from behind really attractive.

Do people really care about the size of my willy that much?

- You've got five gorgeous fellows remaining.

It's time to reveal the middle part of the body.

[music intensifies]

[mechanical whirring]

- Variety again. - Oh!

- Pink's got a really nice body.

Massive arms as well.

- [Host] What is it about arms that you like?

- They're just big and manly

and it's nice to have a big arm around you, you know?

- Pink, can you give us a bicep curl?

- There we go, that's a good'un.

Nice arms, great arms.

Green's got a very strong posture there.

He looks after himself doesn't he, you can tell.

- Totally. - Yeah.

- What do you think about Green's tattoos?

- I'm not usually a massive fan of tattoos

but these guys have all got really nice ones

really tasteful ones that suit them.

How about Red?

- I think with Red there's too much

in the way of body hair going on there.

- Okay, now let's go and have a look at our lovely Orange.

- Not quite sure with the chest.

It doesn't look very toned

and not enough to warrant a hairy chest.

- Okay, what I'm starting to think is

the reason that you are single

is because-- - Be careful.

- You're very, very prescriptive.

So let's have a look at Yellow.

You see, Yellow's got a lovely, smooth body.

'Cuz you've said you don't want body hair.

- Definitely, yeah.

Very good nipples.

- Tell me about nipples, 'cuz I think they're crucial.

- My nipples are decent size,

they never stick out, as well.

- But do you not like them

sort of being played with?

- No, not at all. - No!

- No, not at all.

Nipples just don't do anything for me, no.

- Hold on, so if I-- - they won't even come out.

- If I do-- - No.

- [Host] I could stand here for hours.

- [Dan] You could do that all day long.

You could put me in minus 10 degrees,

you could put me wherever,

and they would not come out.

- Dan's in the minority.

Only 8% of young men don't enjoy having

their nipples played with.

Most men do.

And that's because nipples are structured

exactly the same in both men and women.

They have a similar number of nerve endings

and male nipples even contain milk ducts.

Although usually inactive,

in rare cases an increase in the hormone Prolactin

can trigger lactation,

meaning a man could breast feed.

You need to decide to lose one.

- Okay, let's have a look.

[music intensifies]

[music climaxes]

I think it's going to have to be

Orange. - Orange.

- Sorry, Orange. - Oh, and why?

- It's the chest hair, and--

- So it's the body hair ultimately.

- Yeah the body hair, I think so, yeah.

- [Host] Was a bit too much for you.

- [Dan] A bit too much for me.

- Let's see who you're missing out on, Dan.

This is Mark, he's 24

and he is from Stewarton near Glasgow.

Unfortunately, we're gonna have to say goodbye.

- Cheers.

- If he kept me in longer and seen my face

I think there'd be a different result

but I like my hair

and there's no chance of getting me waxing.

I've stuck to my heels. [laughs]

- Coming up, it's Dan's turn to lay everything bare

and decide which man to take on that date.

Earlier, 25-year-old Dan whittled six men down to four

based on physical attraction alone.

He can only choose one man to go on that date.

So who will he lose next?

So, Dan, it's time now to see the faces

that belong to the bodies.

But remember, it's the first time that

these fellows get to see you as well.

- Yeah, the tables have turned now, haven't they?

- Can we please see the faces.

[mechanical whirring]

- Yeah. - That was such a cheeky wink.

- That was definitely a cheeky wink over there in the Green.

- Nice try, trying to slip that one in.

So Dan, based on their faces alone

would you have approached any of these boys in a bar.

- Yes. [laughing]

I think I would approach all of them actually

with their faces.

- Anybody here who's thrown you

in terms of, I never expected that face on that body?

- I think Red I wasn't expecting

cheeky mustache face at all.

- What is it about faces, Dan, in particular

that you are drawn to?

- It's all about a good smile.

He's gotta have a nice jawline,

nice, white, straight teeth

and the eyes that light up when they smile.

- [Host] Well Yellow's eyes, straight away.

- Very sparkly eyes, very cheeky chappy.

- Is the neck tattoo a surprise to you?

- Yeah, it is a bit actually.

He's got a really young, cute, pretty face.

I wouldn't have put with that type of body.

Pink's a very good looking lad as well.

Great smile, crackin' white teeth.

Eye's light up, big lips [giggles]

- [Host] Green.

- Not sure about the ear piercings.

- And now that we can see more,

can we just clarify,

ginger pubes or strawberry blonde?

- I was trying to work it out.

I'm gonna go with ginger.

- You're going with Ginger.

- He's disagreeing with that one.

- No, no.

I would like to quite have a look at the armpits.

- Sunday morning, when you're laying back in bed like that.

He's gotta like snuggling.

- Go on, do it again for me.

Oh, now you see.

Dan's desire to snuggle into a partner's pits

may be about sniffing out a suitable mate.

Scientists in America have discovered that gay armpits

emit a different body odor to straight ones.

And in a blind body odor test they found

candidates were attracted to the smell of someone

who matched their own sexual preference.

Green. [gasps]

- He hasn't got any. - Oh, you've shaved.

- Shaved it off, not sure about that.

- Why is that slightly throwing you?

- I find that quite feminine.

- [Host] Okay.

- 'Cuz it's a womanly thing to shave their armpits.

- You need to eliminate one boy.

Based on physical attraction alone.

- Brilliant.

- Take a good look.

[music intensifies]

- It's gonna have to be

Red. - Why are you losing Red?

- It was the mustache that did it, unfortunately.

- This is Mark, he's 30,

he is a salon owner

and he is from Chichester, Dan.

- Bring it in. - Cheers.

- Good luck.

- I was expecting to go a bit before

because he mentioned about body hair

and I'm quite hairy.

I do quite like the honesty from him.

It has made me realize that I am an acquired taste,

and that I'm not suitable for everybody

which is fine,

'cuz not everyone's suited to me either.

- Dan, we're halfway through.

You've seen everything the boys have got to offer.

Now is the time that you hear them.

What kind of voice makes you melt.

- An Irish accent.

Sort of a "Top of the mornin' to ya."

That type of accent, you know?

Like that.

- Pink, what do you like most about your body?

- It's probably my hands.

I like hands that are moisturized

and no dirty nails, can't be long,

got nothing cleaned.

Very, very important.

- What do you like least?

- It's hard, but if I have to say one thing

it's gonna have to be my feet.

The back is a bit crusty.

- Oh, what do you think of the voice?

- It's deep, it's, yeah, matches him perfect.

- Yellow?

- What I like most about my body

is the fact that I don't go to the gym

and I have a decent physique

for someone who doesn't work out.

- That's an Irish accent there.

- He's Irish.

And what do you like least?

- Probably when I run I jiggle a bit [laughs]

- Great accent, love that. - Is that a game-changer?

- Yeah, it's definitely.

- And what about Green?

- What I like most about my body is my freckles.

Both my mom and dad are both pale skinned and freckly

and I've now carried that on

through the generation.

- What do you like least?

- My birthmark.

I have a very large birthmark on the inside of my palm.

Which can be quite unsightly to some people.

- [Host] Interesting you never saw that.

- Never saw that before.

It's not a problem.

- You know, around half of us are born

with a birthmark of some sort or another.

All three of these boys are real contenders.

- It's definitely not a one horse race here.

Deciding which one to let go is the hard thing.

I think it's going to have to be,

sorry, Yellow. - Really?!

You're saying goodbye to Yellow?

- Yeah, the Irish accent just wasn't enough

to keep him in the game unfortunately.

- Dan. - I know!

It's the tattoo.

Sorry, Yellow.

- You are waving goodbye to the gorgeous Cody.

He's 22, he is a sales assistant

from the Republic of Ireland. - Nice to meet you.

- Cody, Dan absolutely loves that accent.

But at the end of the day, you're gonna have to say goodbye.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

- I didn't get picked because of my neck tattoo.

I was like expecting someone tall, dark, gorgeous.

And then he comes up and I was just like, oh.

I didn't like what was on offer anyway.

- Your remaining two Romeos await.

- [Dan] It wasn't an easy choice to make.

- You are gonna be meeting them for the first time

face to face, but not before

they get to see you naked as well.

How do you feel about that?

- It's only fair.

- Off you go, get your kecks off.

Based on physical attraction alone,

Dan has whittled six men down to just two.

24-year-old entrepreneur, Sam,

and 33-year-old acting coach, Marlon.

But only one of them can go on that date.

To find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes come on.

Were you expecting to get this far?

- No. - No.

- [Host] Why?

- I thought I'd be out in the second round.

Just because, I'm Marmite,

you're either gonna love me or you're gonna hate me.

- Just based on your looks? - Yeah, yeah.

- Ah, that's interesting.

And how 'bout you then, Sam?

- I thought I'd be okay with the second round

however I didn't think I'd be okay with the first.

'Cuz I'm more of a grower than a shower.

- [Host] You were worried about your penis?

- Yeah, I was worried it weren't gonna be big enough.

- [Host] This could go either way.

Are you a little bit nervous?

- I am a bit nervous.

And I think if he does win,

I think I'll go the same color as my booth,

green with jealousy.

[laughing]

- So if you get rejected-- - Oh yeah.

- Well this is it.

So far, you've only seen Dan with his kit on.

All of that is about to change.

Dan, can you come and join us, please?

[music intensifies]

Hi. - Hey, love.

- You look amazing.

Fellas, first impressions?

- It's good. - Really good.

- Spin 'round, are you liking the bum?

- The bum is perfect. [laughing]

- Oh, yeah. - Nice and smooth.

- Marlon? - Great legs.

Really strong legs.

I like a guy who works out in the legs,

'cuz not many guys do.

- The penis, how do you feel about that?

- It looks good, it's a nice size.

It's very clean, it's nice shaven, I think.

Yeah, he looks great all together.

- Dan, it is that time. - Decision time?

- It is decision time. - Oh, no.

- You can only go on a date with one of them.

- I think I'm gonna have to go on a date with

Sam. - Oh!

Marlon you've done so well, are you gutted?

- No, 'cuz I got further than I thought I would.

- I think a hug is in order at least.

[laughing] - Thanks, man.

- You need to leave.

- I'm not disappointed.

I think it's a good story to tell your grandkids.

[laughing]

They'll be able to watch it on YouTube

in like 50 years time.

He said out of all the guys

I had the best arms, best biceps,

which was nice, nice to hear.

So obviously the gym is paying off.

I wasn't surprised when he said Sam.

I was like, yeah.

I would have chosen Sam.

[laughing] Yeah.

- Sam, Dan! - Come here then.

- It sounds the same.

Dan, are you happy with your selection?

- How could I not be?

- At what point did you just know

that Sam was right for you?

- It's been tough the whole way along

but the face reveal with the cheeky wink

that was sort of sealed the deal I think.

- Next time you see each other

it's gonna be fully clothed.

So pop your boxers back on,

enjoy yourselves on the date.

See you later. - See you later.

Sam had the best body out of the bunch.

He had nice muscle tone, he wasn't hairy.

I'm really looking forward to the date.

I want to get to know him some more now.

[flirty, mysterious music]

- Dan. - You get here alright?

- Yeah, I did.

Good to see you again. - It's good, you too.

- Well, lovely place. - Yeah, it's lush.

I've already started with a drink as well

so you better catch up.

- Yeah, better get in there.

Just that I don't actually drink.

- Do you not?

- No, I'm gonna go for a mocktail.

- You don't drink, I wish they would have told me that.

- I drink, but very minimally.

So if we're gonna go on a night out

I'll just have one.

So generally I drive there

and then I like to drive back again.

Just 'cuz I'm really stingy on taxis.

- Cheers.

- Why did you choose me?

- From just the bottom to the top,

I guess you looked like you probably worked out.

- Believe it or not, I don't work out.

- Do you not?

- I used to be a gymnast when I was younger.

- Oh so you just kept that.

- I've just got really good muscle retention from that.

- That's probably good.

- If I went back to the gym now

I could look epic. - Do it.

[laughing convivially]

- Well, let's just take in the moment.

- I had no expectation of how he was gonna be dressed,

or anything, but he looked really cool

and he was dead chilled

and I like that, it was cool.

- Would you have approached me in a bar

if you saw me now?

- I don't really approach in a bar,

I get approached.

[laughing]

- Dan is completely what I expected.

His body matched his personality.

And I was really happy with his body,

so I'm also obviously really happy

with his personality as well.

When it came to getting your clothes off

and I saw your bum--

[laughing]

It literally set me off

and I had to, I literally was in my head going,

"Margaret Thatcher, Margaret Thatcher,

Margaret Thatcher, Margaret Thatcher."

'Cuz I was so scared of getting hard.

- Serious? - Yeah.

[laughing]

Woo, let's get some air in here,

get some air in here, mate.

- It's hot, isn't it? - It is, a bit.

[music climaxes]

[suspenseful music]

- Hello, love. - Hello.

- How's it going? - Good.

- Good to see you.

Can I get a hug again? - Yeah, of course you can.

- Looks nice. - Thank you very much.

- What's this?

- What's this, oh you fucking hate this gold chain,

don't you, I better tuck it in.

- When we left the date, we went out

for some more drinks, had some nice food,

got very drunk.

Well one of us got really drunk.

- Yeah, you continued to drink.

I had one drink.

- [Interviewer] And who made the first move?

- Sam. - I lent in to give him a kiss

and it's not like you pulled away, shall we say.

- It takes two to tango.

- One thing you did say to me was--

- I said you was a good kisser.

- I was a good kisser, yeah yeah.

And I did complement you on yours as well, yeah.

- [Interviewer] So what's happened since your date?

- Since our date we've been texting quite a lot

and messaging on Whatsapp as well.

- Yeah, yeah, just catching up.

How you doing?

What's going on?

- [Interviewer] Anything else?

- No. - No.

- What? - I didn't say anything.

[laughing]

[high energy music]