All language subtitles for Naked.Attraction.S01E05.WEBRip.x264-ION10.2_English

- [Host] Modern
dating has become

a complicated business.

- Online dating has been
a complete nightmare.

- I've used Tinder,
Facebook, Snapchat,

none of them work.

- [Host] Status symbols,
online profiles,

and the clothes we wear
can all get in the way

of finding our perfect mate.

- I can look at a guy
and go, "Yeah, he's fit."

And then when it comes
to being naked I'm like,

"Okay, maybe not."

- [Host] But what would
happen if we were stripped

of all the things that
usually define us.

In this dating show
we go back to basics.

Are you ready?

- Bring it on.

- [Host] And start where
a good date often ends.

- [Both] Oh!

[gasps]

[music builds to climax]

- Naked.
- I don't know where to look.

- Have you been faced
with six penises?

- No, but I feel like
I should have done.

- [Host] What do men and women

really find
physically attractive?

- Wow.
- This is fantastic.

- [Host] And could
picking a partner

based solely on their
natural beauty --

- Could be a grower [laughs]

- [Host] Help us find the one.

- It's just perfect.
[laughing]

- [Host] Let's find out
by dating in reverse.

Who are you going to
pick for your date?

- This is the hardest
decision of my life.

Oh my god.

- Every naked body
has something to offer

and as someone who's
swung both ways

I'm well aware of
the joys of a Johnson

and the loveliness
of a lady garden.

So I'm in the right place!

Inside each of
these colored pods

is a brave, naked, singleton.

But only one of them will
be picked to go on a date

but who's doing the choosing?

- My name's Rebecca,
I'm 24-years-old

and I'm from Nottinghamshire.

I am a waitress in a bar

but the love of my
life is singing.

I sing everywhere,
I sing at home,

I sing walking to the shop, I
sing in my local coffee shop.

Well I'm always singing
these lovey-dovey songs

but I haven't got anyone
to sing 'em about.

I've been single about two years

but in between I've had
on and off relationships,

nothing solid though, just
friends with benefits.

[laughing]

I love spending
time with my mom.

Whenever I've got boy troubles

she gives me good advice.

- The amount of times
that she rings me

in tear because of some
lad that's been a player.

She really deserves
to find someone

that's gonna be good for her.

[upbeat music]

- It's just natural being
naked, I'm quite happy

with what my mother gave me.

I love a day in my apartment
where there's no roommates

and I can just be free and
just have my naked day.

[laughing] I feel like one
of those naturists now!

- Rebecca, welcome to the show!

- Hello!
[kisses]

- How are you?

- I'm a bit nervous,

I'm not gonna lie to you.
- Are you?

- 'Cuz it's not every day
you see six naked guys

now is it?
- Why are you single?

- I'm awful at finding
the right guy for me.

I once dated a guy who also
dated four other girls.

- At the same time?
[laughs]

You are really picking the
wrong kind of guy then,

aren't you, Rebecca?
- I really am.

- So you have been dating, then?

- I've done Tinder,
but the pictures can be

a bit misleading at times.

You're not always guaranteed

to get what you
see on your phone.

- Well, on this show
you really do know

what you're getting.
[laughing]

In front of you, you
have got six naked guys.

- Okay.

- All of these guys
have an attribute

that you have said
you find attractive.

We are gonna reveal
them to you bit by bit,

and you have to whittle
them down from six to one

purely based on who you find

the most physically attractive.

Okay?
- Absolutely. [laughs]

- Can we please
reveal the bottom half

of the bodies?

[suspenseful music]

Hold on tight, Rebecca.
- Holding on.

Oh wow.
[laughing]

[music intensifies]

Okay.

- [Host] First impressions?

- Immediately, I'm
actually drawn to yellow.

He's got a good sized penis,

which is good.
- Size is important.

- Yes, I've been in
a situation before

where a guy treated me
like an absolute princess

and then when it came down to it

he had the tiniest penis.
- Oh yes.

- So it's quite a big thing,

you need sex for love, I think.

- Anything here that
you see that you think,

"Yeah, I could work with that."

- I'm quite drawn
to Green actually.

- [Host] Do you wanna go
in and take a closer look?

- Yeah, why don't we.
- Come on, then.

Let's go and inspect.

- Let's inspect the goods.

It's a little bit of the
Tinder thing from a distance

it looked a bit better.
- Okay.

- But I have to say, he does
have a fantastic pair of legs.

He looks quite tall.

Height in general, that
is quite important to me

as I'm 5-foot-8, I'm quite tall.

- How 'bout Blue?

- Blue looks like he's
got a nice sized penis.

He's got hair on his
legs, which I like.

I'm not into the whole
completely shaved.

- On his legs or
on his pubic area?

- [Rebecca] On his legs.

- Have you met guys that--

- These days, yeah.
- Shut up, Rebecca, seriously?

- It's apparently the new thing!

- [Host] Men shaving their legs

also dubbed "legscaping" does
appear to be a growing trend.

A survey reported
that 33% of men admit

to trimming their leg hair

whilst 15% confess
to shaving completely

to get super smooth pins.

Interestingly 52%
of women like it

when a man does a
bit of legscaping.

Is there anybody else
here specifically

that you want to look at?

- Yeah, maybe orange
actually, yeah.

Is that a piercing?

- I really hope so, Rebecca,

or else I'm gonna
have to call a medic?

- What do we call it?

Is that Prince--
- That's a Prince Albert.

- Kinda watched
The Sweetest Thing

and there's a scene in this

where she's giving him a blowjob

and he has a Prince Albert,

and she actually gets caught
at the bag of her throat.

[feigns gagging]

It kind of haunted me for years.

[laughing]

- Come on back.

Now the bum, fellas
turn around please.

- [Rebecca] Squeeze them in.

[intense music]

- [Host] Whose bum do you
think is just magnificent?

- Best bum would be orange.

He's got a great bum.

- [Host] Oh, and she
is twerking that bum.

- He's twerking!

He's doing a little shake.

- [Host] He really
is twerking as well.

Impressive.
- Is that a tattoo on his bum?

- Do you want to have a look?
- What does that say?

If that's someone's name,
then this is a no go.

What is that?
- It says babe!

- Babe!
- Okay.

Yellow's got a fantastic-

- [Rebecca] He's got a
great bum, he really does.

That is a peach.

That's a right juicy bum.

- Right, turn back around.
- Okay.

- You're gonna have
to lose one guy

out of these six.

Remember you've
got to pick the guy

that at this point

you find the least
physically attractive.

- Okay, um--
[music intensifies]

- [Host] Are you ready, Rebecca?

- I'd like to lose Blue.

- [Host] Why?

- I didn't think it would be,

but height is quite
a big thing to me

as I love to wear the heels.

- Let's reveal who
you're saying goodbye to.

[music crescendos]

- Hello.
- This is Paul.

- He's 20, he's a
dancer from Glasgow.

- Hello.
- It's nice to see you.

- He is gorgeous actually.

As you can see, I'm
not the smallest.

- It's a tall lady,
you're not so tall.

- Not so tall.
- You are lovely, yeah.

- So I'm afraid it's a goodbye.

- Bye.
- Cute, though.

- Yeah, good bum.

- Pretty girl, but
just not for me.

I'm quite short, so
that's fair enough.

It was nice to have
a few compliments.

You can never really complain

if you get a few compliments,
at least it wasn't all bad.

- Okay, Rebecca, you've
got five guys remaining

do you want to see
a little bit more.

- Yes.
[music intensifies]

- [Host] That's quite
a mixed bag, isn't it?

- That is a mixed bag.

[dramatic music]

I have to say, I'm quite
pleased with Yellow.

He's got a nice body on him.

I think he's quite muscley,

he might be a bit of
a ladies man as well.

Which is what I tend
to kind of go for,

which is bad, and
that's probably a main
reason I'm single.

- When women ovulate
research suggests

that judgment about what makes

a good partner becomes clouded.

Ovulatory induced hormones

mean rebellious,
muscular-looking men

temporarily appear
to be the best choice

for a long-term partner.

How are you feeling about Red?

- I'm quite liking Red, I mean,

he's not as ripped,
not as muscley.

- [Host] Okay, now then we
haven't talked about Pink.

- [Rebecca] He's
quite a slim guy.

But he does have the
height with him, as well.

- There is that, he's tall.

- He has got quite
little nipples.

I dated a guy with
tiny, little dots.

- Here we go, do you know what?

- He really liked his nipples,

and he liked a lot of
attention around them.

Bit of the tweaking--
- Really?

- Licking, my mom's gonna
love this, isn't she?

[laughing]

- Do you like a pierced nipple?

- [Rebecca] I do actually
quite like a pierced nipple.

I mean at one point, I did
want to get my nipple done.

- [Host] Imagine, that is--

- I used to be a
bit of a rock chick.

But luckily I didn't do it.

- So your boobs are intact.
- They are intact.

- We'll be finding out later.
- You will be. [laughs]

- So, okay.

- I was a little bit
surprised by Green.

I thought maybe because
he's got great legs

he was a bit more
athletic than he was.

- [Host] Ah, so you thought
he'd be more ripped.

- Just a little bit more.

- [Host] Rebecca, you've
got to make a decision

on who you would like
to say goodbye to.

[contemplative music]

[music crescendos
and abruptly stops]

- I would like to
say goodbye to Pink.

- [Host] Why?

- Unfortunately he's just a
little bit too slim for me.

- Let's see who you
are saying goodbye to.

- Oh gosh.
- Okay.

- Oh, hello!
- Hello!

- This Jordan, he's 26.
- Hi, Jordan.

- [Host] He is an
actor from Swansea.

- Hello.
- How are you?

- Hi.

- [Host] I'm so sorry.

But it's a no on this occasion.

- No problem.
- Thank you!

- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

And he's Welsh.
- And he's Welsh!

You like that!
- I love the Welsh.

- This has given me, I think,
a little bit of confidence

because before I was quite
conscious about my body,

but I won't worry
about that so much now

and maybe I can be
more flirtatious

and go for it a bit more.

- [Host] Coming up,
it's Rebecca's turn

to lay everything bare

and decide which guy
to take on that date.

And a brand new singleton

gets to pick a partner
based on naked attraction.

- I don't know where to look!

- Earlier, 24-year-old
Rebecca whittled

six potential
dates down to four,

based on physical
attraction alone.

She can only choose one
guy to go on that date.

So who will she lose next?

Okay, Rebecca, it is
time to now see the faces

that belong to those bodies.

The thing is, though,
this is the first time

they will get to see you.

- I know, it's nerveracking.

[music intensifies]

Alright, cute.

[music climaxes]

- [Host] Are you surprised?

- Yes, I really
quite like Yellow.

He's a gorgeous boy, he is,

and he's quite my type.

Orange is quite quirky.

I wouldn't have put
his head on his body.

- I know, right?
- I wouldn't of.

Red actually, he's got
his eyebrow raisin' at me,

so I think that is, oh okay.

[laughs]

- So he's definitely
making some moves.

- He's showing his
confidence there.

- And Green I'm pleasantly
surprised with, definitely.

He's got very kind eyes, yeah.

Good kissable lips.
[laughs]

- [Host] Kissing stimulates
the same pleasure centers

in our brain as heroin,

which is why it can be both
euphoric and addictive.

But whilst kissing may seem like

a key factor in
attraction for Brits,

a new study has revealed
that only 46% of cultures

across the world lock
lips romantically.

- [Rebecca] Yellow,
he's got lovely lips.

- [Host] Yeah, he really has.

- Very kissable.
- Hang on a minute,

just turn to the side a bit.

That is, someone left that
on his neck, isn't it?

- Look at that.
- That is a love bite.

- That's a recent little
love bite there definitely.

- You hound.
- A bit of a ladies man.

- Obviously mouths
are very important,

lips are very important,

not just to do with kissing
but I'm thinking oral sex.

- Well to be honest, if you're
talking about going down,

[laughs] it's more
about the tongue.

- [Host] Well 75% of women

can't orgasm from a penis alone,

so the tongue can be essential.

[laughing]
Red.

- He's used that tongue
before, hasn't he?

- He really has,
and he knows it.

- Oh, gosh.

- [Host] Okay, you've
seen everything

there is to see.
- I have.

- [Host] You need
to lose somebody.

[music intensifies]

- Umm...

Oh god.

[music climaxes]

- Who's it gonna be?
- Red?

I don't know if I was feeling
the whole cheeky tongue.

I mean, yeah, that's
great in the bedroom,

but [laughs]

he does seem a
little bit too cocky.

- So Rebecca you're gonna
say goodbye to Jordan.

He's a 23-year-old warehouse
worker from Gloucester.

[laughing]
Oh!

- On the cheek! [laughs]

- Goodbye.
- Bye-bye.

- She's attractive girl.

I did give her a bit
of eyes and all that.

She's smiled and
laughed a few times

so take that as a compliment.

[music climaxes]

- Okay Rebecca,
this is the round

where you get to hear
what they sound like.

[laughing]

So let's find out.
- Okay.

- Let's start with Green.

I want you to tell
me and Rebecca

what you like most
about your body

and what you like least.

- What I like most about my body

is my arms, 'cuz
I'm quite strong.

The thing I hate
most about my body,

is I would say, I'm kind of
packing a little bit of weight

right now because of

Domino's has great
weekend deals, so--

[laughing]

- They certainly do.

- Alright, what do you
think about the voice.

- I'm really
pleasantly surprised.

I love the Irish, as well,

it is Irish, isn't it?

- It's Geordie.
- Geordie!

[laughing]

I never get accents
right, I never do!

- Yellow pod.

- What I like the
most is my bum,

'cuz I get it pinched a lot.

- [Host] And what do
you like the least?

- The least, is my legs,

because I think my legs

are too big.
- Yeah.

- [Host] What do you
think about his voice?

- Yeah, it's got a bit of
like a gravelly tone to it,

I don't know if that is
'cuz you was out last night.

[laughs] Yeah, a
bit of a sexy voice.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Moving on to Orange.
- Okay.

- I, um, I quite like my penis,

'cuz of it's extradition.

[laughing]

I'd say I'm least
fond of my toes.

- I like the
confident voice there,

which is a very attractive
quality, I think.

- [Host] So, Rebecca, you're
gonna have to lose one.

- Okay.

It's really tough.

- [Host] Who would
you like to lose?

- Sorry, you're my kind of guy,

but I'd like to lose Yellow.

- Why?
- It's the love bite thing!

I mean, I've dated
too many assholes.

- Oh, so Rebecca, you're
gonna say goodbye to Marrow.

He's 20, he's a student
from Portsmouth.

- Sorry, darling.
- That's fine.

- You are gorgeous.
- Thank you.

- [Rebecca] You are.

- Marrow, what is
going on here, please?

- Last night, I met someone.

[laughing]

And she snuck me
back to her room,

and then that happened.

- You, my friend,
are gonna have to go.

- Sorry, Marrow,
lovely to meet you.

Nice, bum.
[laughing]

- I was happy I made it
that far, to be honest.

I have got a love
bite on my neck.

- If he had a scarf
on, he coulda hid that.

- That is what is
brilliant about this show,

is you see everything.
- Everything.

- There's no hiding.
- Absolutely.

- I should have thought better

and probably not got the
love bite last night.

But, yeah, she's got two
boys she can pick from,

so hopefully they satisfy her.

♪ Hey, Hey, Hey

- Rebecca, just two men remain

and soon you're gonna get
the change to see them

face to face,

but not before
they get to see you

totally naked.
- Yep.

- Nervous?
- I'm a little bit nervous,

but at the same time,

being naked's not a
big deal to me, so--

- Well that is music to my ears.

Get 'em off.

Off you go, see you in a bit.

Based on physical
attraction alone,

Rebecca has whittled six
men down to just two.

24-year-old comedian, Andrew,

and 21-year-old
project manager, Sam.

But only one of them
can go on that date.

To find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes come on.

Andrew, Sam, how do you feel?

- I'm amazed I got this far.

I thought all of them
had something over me.

Yellow had a penis
the size of my leg.

[laughing]

- Yeah, well, that
didn't go unnoticed.

[laughing]

- Well I was just worried

that when she saw him walk away

and saw his ass again,

I thought she was
gonna change her mind.

So I'm happy,

[laughing]

I'm happy she didn't.

- Well, so far you guys
have just seen Rebecca

with her kit on.

All of that is about to change.

[smoothly sensual music]

- Hello, all!

- Boys, what do you think
about Rebecca's body?

- Fit, um, okay.

I'm just trying to think
of cold water right now.

You're absolutely amazing.

Like amazing figure,
boobs are great,

face is, I've noticed
from the start,

she's absolutely beautiful,

and just there's nothing
at all that I can see

anything wrong with it.
- Good.

- I'm still trying
to pick my jaw up.

[laughs]
- Yeah.

- I think everything
is in proportion.

Everything is
where it should be,

everything is exactly how
I'd love somebody to see.

- Thank you.

- [Host] Okay,
it's decision time.

Who would you like to date?

You have Sam and
you have Andrew.

- Can you decide?

- You can only take one.

[music climaxes]

Who's it gonna be?

- The person that I'm gonna pick

is going to be Sam.

- Oh! Andrew!
- I'm really sorry, Andrew.

You are lovely.
- I'm so sorry.

You're gorgeous, but
you're gonna have to leave.

- She seems like a
really nice girl.

She's obviously
incredibly beautiful

and just absolutely flawless.

The only bad thing that
I can say about her,

is that she has a poor
sense of judgment.

What I'm taking away
from this experience

is I saw a hot girl
naked, which is a massive,

massive victory for me.

- Should we do a hug?
[laughing]

- Come on, you're a couple now.

- Should we do it?
- Alright.

We'll do a cuddle.
[laughing]

- You've seen each
other naked now

there's no barriers left.

- No, there really isn't.

- Now, next time you're
gonna see each other

is gonna be with
your clothes on.

- Yes.
- A refreshing change.

[laughing]
- Absolutely.

I hope you have
a fantastic date.

- Thank you.

- Have fun.
- Thank you very much!

He seems like a really nice guy.

He's quite quirky.

He's got a better body than
I probably would have thought

by seeing him in a
jacket or a coat.

I feel he's got a
bit of personality,

so watch the space.
[laughs]

[quirky, upbeat music]

- Hey there.
- Oh, hello.

How are you?
- Nice to see you.

I'm very well, thank you.
- Good to see you.

- I feel really underdressed
compared to you.

You've put so much effort--

- No, I feel really overdressed.

- You put so much effort in

and I'm just here
with my scabby jeans

that I've just torn again.

- He didn't really make

all that much of an effort.

You know, girls love to
get their glad rags on.

You know, it's a nice
bar, [laughs] dress up.

Did you think you'd get picked?

- No.
- Are you havin' a laugh?

- No I didn't, no!

- You were quite cheeky, though,

that's what I
actually quite liked.

- Really, what was I cheeky?

What made me cheeky?

- You was like
twerking or something.

[laughing]

I have to ask though--
- Go on then.

- About this Prince Albert,
I'm really confused.

When you like have sex,

how it actually--
- You leave it in there.

- You leave it?
- You leave it in, yeah.

- Okay.

- It's certainly
a good plaything.

[laughing]

- For you or the other?
- Both, to be honest.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

I think the date
went quite well.

I fancy her a little bit.
[laughs]

Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Cheers to getting stalkers.
[laughing]

[dramatic music]

- Hello.
- Lovely seeing you again.

- Nice to see you again.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

How are you?

- Yeah, I'm alright, cheers.

Yeah, I'm alright.

- [Interviewer] So how do
you think the date went?

- I think it went alright.

- Yeah, yeah.
- We had a laugh.

- It was fun.
- It was just, me.

- There wasn't that huge--

- There's always a but.

- Well there's, no!
[laughing]

You're not my usual type
of guy if I'm honest.

- No.

- Like usually I just
go out with knobheads.

- Do you think you'll be
seeing each other again?

- You never know.

We've had a laugh if
nothing else, haven't we?

- You only live once.

- Yeah.
[laughing]

- I hate that word YOLO but--

- Carpe diem.
- There ya go.

- That's a better one.

- You've got it tattooed
on your ass, haven't you?

- I don't, no, that's "babe."

- Oh, shit.
- Come on, keep, [sighs]

- Coming up, 25-year-old
Dan meets six naked men

before choosing a date
based on naked attraction.

- I think it would
definitely be a big one.

- I think so.

Welcome back to
Naked Attraction,

the dating show with balls.

Another six naked singletons
are hoping to get a date

but who's doing the choosing?

[upbeat music]

- My name's Dan,

I'm from the northeast
of England, from Durham,

and I'm 25.

I've got a good job in the city.

Lived in France for a while,
lived in Brazil for a while.

[speaks in Portuguese]

Come here, I'll give you a kiss.

At the moment, I've got
everything down in my life.

I've got a good job,
I've got great friends,

keep healthy, go to the gym,

there is just one part of
the jigsaw that's missing.

- We all know that you're
quite picky, Daniel Ross.

- Picky in what sense?

- Picky in all senses.
[laughing]

He knows what he wants

and that's something he's always
been very consistent about.

It would just be fantastic
to see him happy really.

- I've been single
for two years.

Ultimately I want
to meet someone

who is gonna be my best friend.

Someone who I'm gonna
feel 100% myself around,

whether I've got my clothes
on or whether I'm naked.

I think the naked body
reveals more about someone

than you'd think.

I'm ready now for Mr. Right.

- Dan, good to see you here.

- Good to be here.

- How you feeling though?
- Excited!

- Are you?

- It's not every day
you get to choose

out of six naked men
in a box, really.

- Exactly.
- So--

- Why do you want
to meet a guy naked?

- I know a lot of people can
sort of get to know someone

who they don't find physically
attractive to start with

and they can grow into that

whereas instantly with me

if there's no
physical attraction

there's no point.

- See, that's interesting
because I'm the sort of girl

that you can laugh me into bed.

But you're saying, no.
- No.

- Are you ready
to play the game?

- Let's go.
- Okay.

In front of you you
have six naked guys

each of them has an
attribute that you have said

that you find
physically attractive.

We are gonna reveal
them to you bit by bit.

Based on that, you have
to whittle them down

from six to one.
- I'm ready to go.

- Could we please reveal the
bottom half of the bodies.

[music intensifies]

Are you ready?

[mechanical whirring]

- Quite a variety.
- Yeah.

[laughing]

- It's just, I mean, I
don't know where to look.

I'm instantly drawn to Red.

- So instantly
drawn to Red, why?

- The size is good it's not
too big, its not too small.

It's pretty on the eye.

- Well, we are coming to Pink.
- Yep.

- How do you feel
about that penis?

- I think it would
definitely be a big one.

[laughing]
- I think so.

Research shows that
the average gay man

has a bigger penis than
the average straight man.

A study of 5,000
erect penises revealed

homosexual men were, on average,
a third of an inch longer

than their heterosexual
counterparts.

Is a big penis important
to you, though, Dan?

- It's not about the size.

- It's what they do with it.
- It's so true.

It is so true.

- Have you had a fellow before

where it's been too big?
- Yeah.

- What happened?
- Broke up with him.

- [laughs] Really!
- Yeah.

- It was like, it's over.
- Literally, yeah.

- [Host] So, Orange?

How do you feel about
the penis and the balls?

- I think they could have been
tidied up a little bit more?

Like maybe a bit more preened.

- A bit of housekeeping
they needed.

Blue?

- Instantly, not a huge
fan of the no pubic hair.

They shave it all off

it looks a bit young
and a bit, yeah.

- So what have you got going on?

- Just a bit of trim,
just keep it in check.

- Nice and tidy.
- Yeah.

- [Host] Grower or a shower?

- [Dan] I think he's a shower.

- Nice tight ball sack though.
- Yeah.

Probably the nerves though,
I got that before as well.

- Oh really?
- Yeah.

- What do you mean?

So what happens?

- When you get nervous
it like, all sucks up.

- Does it?

- [Dan] Yeah, look at
them all, they all are.

- I wish I could do
that with me boobs.

Right, I think we
really need to see

the boy's bums.
- Yeah.

- Fellows, give us your moon.

[music intensifies]

- Okay, okay.

- [Host] Look at the way
they're all standing.

- They're all clenching
as well I can see it.

- [laughing] Really?
- Yeah.

- Blue's doing something
quite interesting.

Is he leaning forward?

Or is it just that we can
see his willy hanging down?

- I think that's what it is,

I think you can just see it

hanging down the middle.
- Really?

- It's not a bad
sight really, is it?

- So what kind of
a bum do you want?

- The ideal bum is Yellow.

It just, it's like two handfuls,

it's like a perfect, peachy bum.

- [Host] Can you turn back
around again, please, boys?

So you have to make a decision.

- Yeah.
- You need to lose somebody,

based on who you find
least attractive so far.

Have a good look.
- Okay.

[music intensifies]

It's gonna have to be Blue.

- [Host] Why, Dan?

- It's just the
hairlessness thing.

- It's just not enough hair.

Right, you need to
see who you're losing.

This is Craig.
- Sorry, Craig.

- He's 23 and he's a web
developer from Prestwick.

Oh, are you a bit gutted?
- Just a bit.

- Dan was saying that
certainly from behind

he was very much
admiring your willy.

[laughing]

And the way that you stood.

But on this occasion,
it's a no date.

- Sorry, Craig.
- Goodbye.

- I'm kind of surprised
that I was the first off.

I think it's really strange

that he finds the fact

that he can see my penis from
behind really attractive.

Do people really care about
the size of my willy that much?

- You've got five gorgeous
fellows remaining.

It's time to reveal the
middle part of the body.

[music intensifies]

[mechanical whirring]

- Variety again.
- Oh!

- Pink's got a really nice body.

Massive arms as well.

- [Host] What is it
about arms that you like?

- They're just big and manly

and it's nice to have a big
arm around you, you know?

- Pink, can you give
us a bicep curl?

- There we go, that's a good'un.

Nice arms, great arms.

Green's got a very
strong posture there.

He looks after himself
doesn't he, you can tell.

- Totally.
- Yeah.

- What do you think
about Green's tattoos?

- I'm not usually a
massive fan of tattoos

but these guys have all
got really nice ones

really tasteful
ones that suit them.

How about Red?

- I think with Red
there's too much

in the way of body
hair going on there.

- Okay, now let's go and have
a look at our lovely Orange.

- Not quite sure with the chest.

It doesn't look very toned

and not enough to
warrant a hairy chest.

- Okay, what I'm
starting to think is

the reason that you are single

is because--
- Be careful.

- You're very,
very prescriptive.

So let's have a look at Yellow.

You see, Yellow's got
a lovely, smooth body.

'Cuz you've said you
don't want body hair.

- Definitely, yeah.

Very good nipples.

- Tell me about nipples,
'cuz I think they're crucial.

- My nipples are decent size,

they never stick out, as well.

- But do you not like them

sort of being played with?

- No, not at all.
- No!

- No, not at all.

Nipples just don't do
anything for me, no.

- Hold on, so if I--
- they won't even come out.

- If I do--
- No.

- [Host] I could
stand here for hours.

- [Dan] You could do
that all day long.

You could put me in
minus 10 degrees,

you could put me wherever,

and they would not come out.

- Dan's in the minority.

Only 8% of young men
don't enjoy having

their nipples played with.

Most men do.

And that's because
nipples are structured

exactly the same in
both men and women.

They have a similar
number of nerve endings

and male nipples even
contain milk ducts.

Although usually inactive,

in rare cases an increase
in the hormone Prolactin

can trigger lactation,

meaning a man could breast feed.

You need to decide to lose one.

- Okay, let's have a look.

[music intensifies]

[music climaxes]

I think it's going to have to be

Orange.
- Orange.

- Sorry, Orange.
- Oh, and why?

- It's the chest hair, and--

- So it's the body
hair ultimately.

- Yeah the body hair,
I think so, yeah.

- [Host] Was a bit
too much for you.

- [Dan] A bit too much for me.

- Let's see who you're
missing out on, Dan.

This is Mark, he's 24

and he is from
Stewarton near Glasgow.

Unfortunately, we're
gonna have to say goodbye.

- Cheers.

- If he kept me in
longer and seen my face

I think there'd be
a different result

but I like my hair

and there's no chance
of getting me waxing.

I've stuck to my heels.
[laughs]

- Coming up, it's Dan's
turn to lay everything bare

and decide which man
to take on that date.

Earlier, 25-year-old Dan
whittled six men down to four

based on physical
attraction alone.

He can only choose one
man to go on that date.

So who will he lose next?

So, Dan, it's time
now to see the faces

that belong to the bodies.

But remember, it's
the first time that

these fellows get
to see you as well.

- Yeah, the tables have
turned now, haven't they?

- Can we please see the faces.

[mechanical whirring]

- Yeah.
- That was such a cheeky wink.

- That was definitely a cheeky
wink over there in the Green.

- Nice try, trying
to slip that one in.

So Dan, based on
their faces alone

would you have approached
any of these boys in a bar.

- Yes.
[laughing]

I think I would approach
all of them actually

with their faces.

- Anybody here who's thrown you

in terms of, I never expected
that face on that body?

- I think Red I wasn't expecting

cheeky mustache face at all.

- What is it about
faces, Dan, in particular

that you are drawn to?

- It's all about a good smile.

He's gotta have a nice jawline,

nice, white, straight teeth

and the eyes that light
up when they smile.

- [Host] Well Yellow's
eyes, straight away.

- Very sparkly eyes,
very cheeky chappy.

- Is the neck tattoo
a surprise to you?

- Yeah, it is a bit actually.

He's got a really young,
cute, pretty face.

I wouldn't have put
with that type of body.

Pink's a very good
looking lad as well.

Great smile,
crackin' white teeth.

Eye's light up,
big lips [giggles]

- [Host] Green.

- Not sure about
the ear piercings.

- And now that we can see more,

can we just clarify,

ginger pubes or
strawberry blonde?

- I was trying to work it out.

I'm gonna go with ginger.

- You're going with Ginger.

- He's disagreeing
with that one.

- No, no.

I would like to quite have
a look at the armpits.

- Sunday morning, when you're
laying back in bed like that.

He's gotta like snuggling.

- Go on, do it again for me.

Oh, now you see.

Dan's desire to snuggle
into a partner's pits

may be about sniffing
out a suitable mate.

Scientists in America have
discovered that gay armpits

emit a different body
odor to straight ones.

And in a blind body
odor test they found

candidates were attracted
to the smell of someone

who matched their own
sexual preference.

Green.
[gasps]

- He hasn't got any.
- Oh, you've shaved.

- Shaved it off,
not sure about that.

- Why is that
slightly throwing you?

- I find that quite feminine.

- [Host] Okay.

- 'Cuz it's a womanly thing
to shave their armpits.

- You need to eliminate one boy.

Based on physical
attraction alone.

- Brilliant.

- Take a good look.

[music intensifies]

- It's gonna have to be

Red.
- Why are you losing Red?

- It was the mustache that
did it, unfortunately.

- This is Mark, he's 30,

he is a salon owner

and he is from Chichester, Dan.

- Bring it in.
- Cheers.

- Good luck.

- I was expecting
to go a bit before

because he mentioned
about body hair

and I'm quite hairy.

I do quite like the
honesty from him.

It has made me realize that
I am an acquired taste,

and that I'm not
suitable for everybody

which is fine,

'cuz not everyone's
suited to me either.

- Dan, we're halfway through.

You've seen everything the
boys have got to offer.

Now is the time
that you hear them.

What kind of voice
makes you melt.

- An Irish accent.

Sort of a "Top of
the mornin' to ya."

That type of accent, you know?

Like that.

- Pink, what do you like
most about your body?

- It's probably my hands.

I like hands that
are moisturized

and no dirty nails,
can't be long,

got nothing cleaned.

Very, very important.

- What do you like least?

- It's hard, but if I
have to say one thing

it's gonna have to be my feet.

The back is a bit crusty.

- Oh, what do you
think of the voice?

- It's deep, it's, yeah,
matches him perfect.

- Yellow?

- What I like most about my body

is the fact that I
don't go to the gym

and I have a decent physique

for someone who
doesn't work out.

- That's an Irish accent there.

- He's Irish.

And what do you like least?

- Probably when I run
I jiggle a bit [laughs]

- Great accent, love that.
- Is that a game-changer?

- Yeah, it's definitely.

- And what about Green?

- What I like most about
my body is my freckles.

Both my mom and dad are both
pale skinned and freckly

and I've now carried that on

through the generation.

- What do you like least?

- My birthmark.

I have a very large birthmark
on the inside of my palm.

Which can be quite
unsightly to some people.

- [Host] Interesting
you never saw that.

- Never saw that before.

It's not a problem.

- You know, around
half of us are born

with a birthmark of
some sort or another.

All three of these boys
are real contenders.

- It's definitely not
a one horse race here.

Deciding which one to
let go is the hard thing.

I think it's going
to have to be,

sorry, Yellow.
- Really?!

You're saying goodbye to Yellow?

- Yeah, the Irish accent
just wasn't enough

to keep him in the
game unfortunately.

- Dan.
- I know!

It's the tattoo.

Sorry, Yellow.

- You are waving goodbye
to the gorgeous Cody.

He's 22, he is a sales assistant

from the Republic of Ireland.
- Nice to meet you.

- Cody, Dan absolutely
loves that accent.

But at the end of
the day, you're gonna
have to say goodbye.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

- I didn't get picked
because of my neck tattoo.

I was like expecting someone
tall, dark, gorgeous.

And then he comes up
and I was just like, oh.

I didn't like what
was on offer anyway.

- Your remaining
two Romeos await.

- [Dan] It wasn't an
easy choice to make.

- You are gonna be meeting
them for the first time

face to face, but not before

they get to see
you naked as well.

How do you feel about that?

- It's only fair.

- Off you go, get
your kecks off.

Based on physical
attraction alone,

Dan has whittled six
men down to just two.

24-year-old entrepreneur, Sam,

and 33-year-old
acting coach, Marlon.

But only one of them
can go on that date.

To find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes come on.

Were you expecting
to get this far?

- No.
- No.

- [Host] Why?

- I thought I'd be out
in the second round.

Just because, I'm Marmite,

you're either gonna love
me or you're gonna hate me.

- Just based on your looks?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Ah, that's interesting.

And how 'bout you then, Sam?

- I thought I'd be okay
with the second round

however I didn't think I'd
be okay with the first.

'Cuz I'm more of a
grower than a shower.

- [Host] You were
worried about your penis?

- Yeah, I was worried it
weren't gonna be big enough.

- [Host] This could
go either way.

Are you a little bit nervous?

- I am a bit nervous.

And I think if he does win,

I think I'll go the
same color as my booth,

green with jealousy.

[laughing]

- So if you get rejected--
- Oh yeah.

- Well this is it.

So far, you've only seen
Dan with his kit on.

All of that is about to change.

Dan, can you come
and join us, please?

[music intensifies]

Hi.
- Hey, love.

- You look amazing.

Fellas, first impressions?

- It's good.
- Really good.

- Spin 'round, are
you liking the bum?

- The bum is perfect.
[laughing]

- Oh, yeah.
- Nice and smooth.

- Marlon?
- Great legs.

Really strong legs.

I like a guy who
works out in the legs,

'cuz not many guys do.

- The penis, how do
you feel about that?

- It looks good,
it's a nice size.

It's very clean, it's
nice shaven, I think.

Yeah, he looks
great all together.

- Dan, it is that time.
- Decision time?

- It is decision time.
- Oh, no.

- You can only go on a
date with one of them.

- I think I'm gonna have
to go on a date with

Sam.
- Oh!

Marlon you've done so
well, are you gutted?

- No, 'cuz I got further
than I thought I would.

- I think a hug is
in order at least.

[laughing]
- Thanks, man.

- You need to leave.

- I'm not disappointed.

I think it's a good story
to tell your grandkids.

[laughing]

They'll be able to
watch it on YouTube

in like 50 years time.

He said out of all the guys

I had the best
arms, best biceps,

which was nice, nice to hear.

So obviously the
gym is paying off.

I wasn't surprised
when he said Sam.

I was like, yeah.

I would have chosen Sam.

[laughing]
Yeah.

- Sam, Dan!
- Come here then.

- It sounds the same.

Dan, are you happy
with your selection?

- How could I not be?

- At what point
did you just know

that Sam was right for you?

- It's been tough
the whole way along

but the face reveal
with the cheeky wink

that was sort of sealed
the deal I think.

- Next time you see each other

it's gonna be fully clothed.

So pop your boxers back on,

enjoy yourselves on the date.

See you later.
- See you later.

Sam had the best body
out of the bunch.

He had nice muscle
tone, he wasn't hairy.

I'm really looking
forward to the date.

I want to get to know
him some more now.

[flirty, mysterious music]

- Dan.
- You get here alright?

- Yeah, I did.

Good to see you again.
- It's good, you too.

- Well, lovely place.
- Yeah, it's lush.

I've already started
with a drink as well

so you better catch up.

- Yeah, better get in there.

Just that I don't
actually drink.

- Do you not?

- No, I'm gonna
go for a mocktail.

- You don't drink, I wish
they would have told me that.

- I drink, but very minimally.

So if we're gonna
go on a night out

I'll just have one.

So generally I drive there

and then I like to
drive back again.

Just 'cuz I'm really
stingy on taxis.

- Cheers.

- Why did you choose me?

- From just the
bottom to the top,

I guess you looked like
you probably worked out.

- Believe it or not,
I don't work out.

- Do you not?

- I used to be a gymnast
when I was younger.

- Oh so you just kept that.

- I've just got really good
muscle retention from that.

- That's probably good.

- If I went back to the gym now

I could look epic.
- Do it.

[laughing convivially]

- Well, let's just
take in the moment.

- I had no expectation of
how he was gonna be dressed,

or anything, but he
looked really cool

and he was dead chilled

and I like that, it was cool.

- Would you have
approached me in a bar

if you saw me now?

- I don't really
approach in a bar,

I get approached.

[laughing]

- Dan is completely
what I expected.

His body matched
his personality.

And I was really
happy with his body,

so I'm also obviously
really happy

with his personality as well.

When it came to getting
your clothes off

and I saw your bum--

[laughing]

It literally set me off

and I had to, I literally
was in my head going,

"Margaret Thatcher,
Margaret Thatcher,

Margaret Thatcher,
Margaret Thatcher."

'Cuz I was so scared
of getting hard.

- Serious?
- Yeah.

[laughing]

Woo, let's get some air in here,

get some air in here, mate.

- It's hot, isn't it?
- It is, a bit.

[music climaxes]

[suspenseful music]

- Hello, love.
- Hello.

- How's it going?
- Good.

- Good to see you.

Can I get a hug again?
- Yeah, of course you can.

- Looks nice.
- Thank you very much.

- What's this?

- What's this, oh you
fucking hate this gold chain,

don't you, I better tuck it in.

- When we left the
date, we went out

for some more drinks,
had some nice food,

got very drunk.

Well one of us got really drunk.

- Yeah, you continued to drink.

I had one drink.

- [Interviewer] And who
made the first move?

- Sam.
- I lent in to give him a kiss

and it's not like you
pulled away, shall we say.

- It takes two to tango.

- One thing you
did say to me was--

- I said you was a good kisser.

- I was a good
kisser, yeah yeah.

And I did complement you
on yours as well, yeah.

- [Interviewer] So what's
happened since your date?

- Since our date we've
been texting quite a lot

and messaging on
Whatsapp as well.

- Yeah, yeah, just catching up.

How you doing?

What's going on?

- [Interviewer] Anything else?

- No.
- No.

- What?
- I didn't say anything.

[laughing]

[high energy music]