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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,068 Listen, Bailey. 2 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,654 We've been friends for a long time. 3 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,489 Since we were kids. 4 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:35,910 But I'm in high school now, and there's something I need to tell you. 5 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:40,081 And before you say anything, please just... hear me out. 6 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:45,170 I like you. I've liked you for a long time. 7 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:49,674 I don't know if you feel the same, but I don't wanna dance around anymore. 8 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,227 That was nice. You're good at this. 9 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,311 I am too? 10 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:04,898 Thanks. Guess it just comes nat... 11 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:06,940 Ow! 12 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:09,818 Don't you knock? 13 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:14,532 - What the fuck are you doing? - Nothing. I was popping a zit! Get out! 14 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:18,912 Oh. For a second there, I thought you might have been fucking the door. 15 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:19,829 Can you leave? 16 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,874 Mom wanted me to make sure you're up. Clearly, you are. 17 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,417 Get out! 18 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,337 High school's gonna murder you. 19 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,386 Benj! Breakfast! 20 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:39,015 Alyssa, will you put that away? 21 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,852 The whole point of getting the nose job was so you fixate on it less than before. 22 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,312 It's called confidence. 23 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:46,314 You're so confident, you changed your face. 24 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,650 I just didn't identify with my birth nose, 25 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,194 and I had the courage to activate my true self, so... 26 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,446 Yeah. Wow. It's very brave. 27 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,824 Yeah. Then your girlfriend dumped you for Joni Hudson. 28 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,409 Do not speak that whore's name in my presence. 29 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,454 Okay! Let's all just take a big, deep breath. 30 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,623 Good morning. Eat up. 31 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:06,668 Yeah, I'm good. 32 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:10,046 - One blueberry does not make a meal. - Bailey and I are getting smoothies. 33 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,050 - Bailey's coming over? - "Bailey's coming over"? 34 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,424 Yeah, in about 30 seconds. 35 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,427 Try not to blast her through the wall with a fire hose of come. 36 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:20,265 Jesus! Alyssa, gross. Can you not be disgusting, please? 37 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,267 Good morning! 38 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,025 Sup, Bailey? 39 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,360 Hey, Benji boy. 40 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,196 Morning. Happy first day of school. 41 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,866 I don't understand why I can't drive to school with you guys. 42 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:40,743 - We have first period free. - Yeah, and your whole vibe sucks. 43 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,621 Don't listen. Your carpool will have a great time. 44 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,832 He gonna bring you home after musical theater? 45 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,876 I... I'm not doing that anymore. It's lame. 46 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:52,046 What? Lame! What? No! You're so talented! You can't give that up! 47 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,175 Remember when you dressed up as Stevie Wonder, and he'd sing for us? 48 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,093 I was ten. That was a million years ago. 49 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,179 Aw, I remember. He was so good. 50 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,972 Good? He was amazing! 51 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:02,348 Wait, who's your carpool? 52 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,435 Some senior that the school assigned to me. 53 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,353 Adam Rubens or something? 54 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:10,315 - No? - Ruby? 55 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,649 What? Is he really cool? 56 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,569 No, he's, like, the worst person in the entire school. 57 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:15,695 Seriously? 58 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:16,696 The kid's terrible. 59 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,865 Okay. Well, you know what that sounds like to me? 60 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:22,035 Sounds like you could both use a friend. How serendipitous! 61 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,703 Come on, Bailey. Let's go. 62 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:26,456 Have a great day at school. I love you! 63 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,917 - See you at school. - Love you too, Mom. 64 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,211 What? No goodbye? 65 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,880 - I love you. - Love you too. 66 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,673 - Have the best day. Okay? - Mm-hmm. 67 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,635 The coolest thing you can do is be yourself. Trust me. 68 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,346 Go up to some kid, look him right in the eye and say, 69 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,890 "Hey, my name is Benj, and I wanna be your pal. 70 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,517 - Okay? - Yeah. 71 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,561 The eye contact does it. That's confidence. 72 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,285 - I love you so much. - Yep. Love you too. 73 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,981 - Please release me. Thank you. - Okay. 74 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,984 Have so much fun with your carpool. Wear your seatbelt. 75 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,278 This day is for you! You make it yours! 76 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,661 Where the hell is this guy? 77 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,424 - Hey! I'm Benj. - Hurry up. We're late. 78 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,986 ♪ I could turn you to crumbles This is... ♪ 79 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,198 ♪...wanna hear your mumbles ♪ 80 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,474 ♪ I got a master plan It don't include you ♪ 81 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:29,185 ♪ I'm from a foreign land Somewhere unusual... ♪ 82 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,062 Hold this. 83 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:33,815 And don't eat it. 84 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:34,899 I'm not gonna eat it. 85 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,778 Fucking right you're not. I'm not your fucking lunch car, bro. 86 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:47,829 Are you okay, man? 87 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,707 Adam? Hello? 88 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,003 Light's green. Dude, wake up. The light's green. 89 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,526 Fucking idiot! 90 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,965 Ruby! 91 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,259 Gimme that. 92 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,095 - Did you take a bite of this? - No. 93 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,314 Freshmen sit in the front? Who the fuck made that rule? 94 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,607 Please let it go. I already got the runs. 95 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:19,776 Dude. 96 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,281 - Don't tell me that's a lunch box. - What's wrong with my lunch box? 97 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,450 You trying to get us killed? Get rid of it. 98 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:28,036 Hold on! Let's see what we got. 99 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,913 You know my mom went all out on day one. 100 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,707 What the... 101 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,586 He ate my sandwich! 102 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:37,503 Who? 103 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,298 Dennis! Her stupid-ass boyfriend! 104 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,966 Your mom's still with that scumbag? 105 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,218 Yes, and he's ruining my life. 106 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,263 The other night, he woke me up to ask if he could borrow a condom. 107 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,390 Man, you put up with that shit? 108 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,892 What am I supposed to do? 109 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:54,562 I don't know! Slap him. Ass his toothbrush. Just do something. 110 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,732 No. Sometimes, the best thing to do is nothing. 111 00:05:57,815 --> 00:06:00,610 When you get attacked by an animal, you play dead. 112 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,820 I'm not wired that way. 113 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:06,282 When someone disrespects me, I show him where the line is. 114 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:13,498 Gang gang, y'all! Happy first day of school. 115 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:17,418 The sun's shining, the birds are chirping, and your boy Koosh has a breaking... 116 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,128 The fuck you just say? 117 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,839 - I... - You're not Koosh. That's my name. 118 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,468 But we're both Koushanis though. Can't we share it? 119 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:29,305 Bro, you wanna rep the Koosh brand, you gotta live up to it. 120 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:33,559 Until then, I hear anyone call you Koosh, I'mma throttle you. 121 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,019 Okay. 122 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:36,728 Jeez. 123 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,817 Can I ask... what the brand is? 124 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,780 Fucking legendary king shit, dog. 125 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:48,241 Sick. How'd you get that started? 126 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,827 I ripped a senior's ear off before the first bell rang. 127 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,747 Jesus! Can't you just tell people I'm your cool younger bro? 128 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,583 Nah, homey. You gotta forge your own path. 129 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,211 I'm trying to build your character. 130 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,295 Oh. 131 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:03,922 Thanks. 132 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:08,052 But figure that shit out fast. Like, this week, all right? 133 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,805 Before everyone realizes what a bitch you are. 134 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,150 Out. 135 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,110 Are we not driving in? 136 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:27,321 I am. Not with some bitch-ass freshman in the car. 137 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:30,116 I'm only doing this to get out of detention. 138 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,617 Let's go! I'm late! 139 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:37,623 Nice kid. 140 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,594 - Move, pussies! - What the fuck, man? 141 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,513 I have a bad feeling about this. 142 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:55,725 Gentlemen! Ready for the best year of our lives? 143 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,519 It was almost the last year of our lives. You fuckin' see that shit? 144 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,147 Ancient history. Once that bell rings, we're in high school. 145 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,773 - Know what that means? - New teachers? 146 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,735 - Pressure from our parents to succeed? - Pubes? 147 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,529 No, it means we have a fresh start. Anything is possible. 148 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:10,448 Here comes Koosh. 149 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,279 - Do we still have to hang out with him? - He's our friend. 150 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,213 He's an asshole. 151 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,382 Well, well. If it isn't the dick and his two weird little balls. 152 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,009 - Hey, Koosh. - Hello, Koosh. 153 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,386 Don't forget. I'm serious. 154 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,556 You can't call me Koosh anymore. 155 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,227 My brother says I haven't earned the name. He'll pound me every time he hears it. 156 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,896 - What are we supposed to call you? - My real name, I guess. 157 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:42,980 Dangah? 158 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,148 It's Danah, ass. 159 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,111 Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, fuckos. 160 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,614 You'll be chugging my hog when you hear what I have in store. 161 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,991 My parents are going out of town this weekend, 162 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,369 and yours truly is throwing a massive rager. 163 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,329 Five kegs. Sick-ass DJ. 164 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,582 Insane dong-to-puss ratio. Shit's gonna be fucking lit! 165 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,627 How are you gonna pull that off? We're your only friends. 166 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,836 My brother's helping. 167 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,339 Oh, so Kayvon is throwing a party. 168 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:09,422 We... we both are. 169 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:12,760 That sounds terrifying. Are freshmen even allowed? 170 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:16,347 Fuck no! But I'm VIP, and you clits are my three plus-ones. 171 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,224 That's plus-three, you fucking idiot. 172 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,560 Two and a half if we count your shrimpy ass. 173 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,520 - Fuck you, man! - Hey! 174 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,231 It's perfect. That's where I'll make my move on Bailey. 175 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,401 Ah, man. What happened to starting fresh? 176 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,945 Yeah, Bailey's great, but she's a sophomore, man. 177 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,113 It's never gonna happen. 178 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:35,741 Something happened this summer, and I think I got a real shot. 179 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:40,830 One night, I couldn't sleep, so I went downstairs to make a snack. 180 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,497 Hi there. 181 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,833 You fucked her? 182 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,543 What? No! Wanna hear the story or not? 183 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:48,504 Sorry. I just... I just got a little excited. Okay? Go on. 184 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:51,507 Okay, I was pretty surprised, but I played it cool. 185 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,012 Bailey, hey. What are you doing up? 186 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:00,308 Your sister snores like a Saint Bernard. She should really sue her plastic surgeon. 187 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,518 Totally. 188 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,270 You know, I... I... I love dogs. 189 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,819 You mind if I hang out? 190 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,405 It's your house. 191 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,411 So we start talking, and it's going great. 192 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,998 I mean, the conversation's flowing. We're giggling and shit. 193 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:27,084 I don't even know what I said, but I was in the zone. 194 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,338 You know, I don't completely hate hanging out with you. 195 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,299 Wow. That's... Thank you. 196 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:36,427 Let's not make a public display of it. Don't talk to me at school. 197 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,429 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't. For sure. 198 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,681 I'm fucking with you. 199 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,392 You can talk to me. We'll grab a beer sometime. 200 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,063 We were firing on all cylinders. 201 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,147 But then... 202 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,152 Ooh-hoo! 203 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,112 - Okay. Now we're getting somewhere. - Damn! 204 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,114 This is where the story should've started! 205 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,534 All right, what happened next? Did you make a move? You touch it? 206 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,413 - I froze up. - And she never noticed? 207 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,665 She did eventually. 208 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,336 Has my boob been out this whole time? 209 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,170 Whose boob? 210 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,339 My boob. 211 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,774 - Sorry. Repeat the question? - What the fuck? Why didn't you say? 212 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:21,180 I'm sorry. I just didn't want the conversation to end. 213 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,641 Nice recovery. Then what happened? 214 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,269 Well, nothing. She went to bed. 215 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,648 That's it? You're kidding me, right? 216 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,109 Aight, wait. I'm confused. 217 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,986 How does that story make you think you have a chance? 218 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,655 You had to be there. 219 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:41,242 For the first time, she saw me as a man. An adult man. 220 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,953 One to ten me on her nipple. 221 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,705 Twelve. 222 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,083 Oh yeah! 223 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,419 ♪ When you see me Better call me the king ♪ 224 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,713 ♪ Address me "Your Highness" please ♪ 225 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,714 ♪ I am king ♪ 226 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,341 ♪ When you see me Bow down and kiss the ring... ♪ 227 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,594 Holy shit! Peek this one. 228 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,930 - Hey, you! Little man. - Me? 229 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,682 Bro, how old are you? 230 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:05,975 I... I... I'm 15. 231 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,643 Fuck off! Months or years? 232 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,395 Bro, you are crazy-looking. 233 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,856 Your name is "Fetus" now. 234 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:14,024 Oh, uh, I don't... I don't know about that. 235 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,943 I do. Later, Fetus. 236 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,283 Mamma mia! That one looks like a meatball. 237 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,577 Holy shit. You! You! Get over here. 238 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:28,372 Fuck! Game over. I'm Fetus for the next four years. 239 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:32,084 I'm the oldest person in our grade, and I look like fucking Thumbelina. 240 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,587 - To be fair, she was adorable. - Whoa! 241 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,214 ♪ Hey, welcome to your destination ♪ 242 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,091 ♪ Temperature has got you blazin' ♪ 243 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,676 ♪ And it's so exhilarating... ♪ 244 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,969 What the fuck is that? 245 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,014 That's Katrina Aurienna. Dopest chick in school. 246 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,640 Half a million followers. 247 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,434 Max Solen's brother cheated on her. 248 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,145 She iced him out so bad, he had to transfer schools. 249 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,938 - ♪ You want me... ♪ - Mm-mm. 250 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,232 - I'm not ready for something like that. - I am. 251 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,525 She'll be at my party. 252 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,235 Your brother's party. 253 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,696 Fuck off, Eddie. It's mine too. 254 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,073 Okay. I'll see you later. I'm going to class. 255 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,248 Planko! My brother from another mother. 256 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,960 It's Studebaker. 257 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,671 Yeah, listen. Last time, you said it was late notice. 258 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,882 So this time, I'm getting in front of that bitch. 259 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,219 Friday night, my place, poker with the boys. Are you in? 260 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,637 Fuck. 261 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,388 I can pivot, bro. Saturday night. 262 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,599 Let's do it Saturday night. Problem solved. 263 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,099 I... 264 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,688 Yeah, look, man, I'm gonna level with you, okay? 265 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,524 Allie and I, we... we broke up. 266 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,568 No, it's okay, don't apologize. It's all good, you know? 267 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:44,031 Better, actually. It's gonna be better. All right, uh, be good, okay? 268 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,659 Talk soon. All right, brother. Later. 269 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,169 Muldoon! Your wife still got you by the balls? 270 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,257 I'm sorry, buddy. I thought she was in remission. 271 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,766 All right, people, let's get after it. 272 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,894 I'm Mr. Studebaker. Welcome to Intro to Chem. 273 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,231 Chem, short for chemistry. Intro, short for introduction. 274 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,525 If I've lost you already, well, then you're fucked. 275 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,694 My dude. 276 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,572 Tell me your name. 277 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,324 - Benj. - Benj? With a J? 278 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,535 All right, well, hit the J, bro. Let 'em know. 279 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,621 Can you tell me what the chemical formula for water is, Benj? 280 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,123 H2O. 281 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,249 Whoa! 282 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,792 Genius alert! 283 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,628 Can anybody tell me what would happen 284 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,048 if I took some of this H2O 285 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:48,512 and mixed it with hydrogen peroxide and some garden-variety dish soap? 286 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,806 Anybody? No? 287 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,808 I guess we're just gonna have to find out. 288 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,892 Look out! 289 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,315 Huh. That's weird. 290 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:03,736 Why don't we add a little potassium iodide just to see what happens? 291 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,757 - Sick! - Whoa! 292 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:11,619 All right. Listen, all I ask is that you be on time, 293 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,245 be engaged, 294 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,165 and if the entire class can maintain a B average, 295 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,542 I'll teach you how to make a nuclear bomb. 296 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,130 I'm kidding. But I will teach you how to make a Drano bomb. 297 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,258 That way, you can blow up mailboxes and, you know, shit like that. 298 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,225 ♪ Yeah, I'm feeling like a ghost When we pull up in the Phantom ♪ 299 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,519 ♪ Yeah, we killin' it, killin' it, whoa ♪ 300 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,066 Are we making a stop? 301 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,567 Uh, I gotta do somethin'. 302 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,069 Dope. 303 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,823 I just have a lot of homework to do, so... 304 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,283 Well, the sooner you shut up, 305 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,661 the sooner you'll get to your precious homework. 306 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,412 I don't see how that makes sense. 307 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,582 - Just shut up. - Okay. 308 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,294 What's that? 309 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,672 Vitamin D. Selling it. 310 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,757 Can't you buy that at, like, Whole Foods? 311 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,010 Well, you could, but I tell people it's ecstasy, dummy. Let's roll. 312 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,971 What? No! I'm not going. That's illegal. 313 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,557 And that's okay, but I have a lot of homework to do... 314 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,352 Bro, shut up about homework, okay? 315 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,230 I could not give less of a fuck about homework. You know this. 316 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,523 We're a carpool, dog. 317 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:26,110 I'm not trying to be difficult. I don't know if I can do this. 318 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,739 Just calm down, okay? All right? 319 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,950 - Just breathe. Everything will be fine. - Okay. 320 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,159 Are you calm? 321 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,204 - Yeah. - Good. Check this out. 322 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,832 What the fuck is that? 323 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,918 Freaking cattle prod, bro! Amazon Prime! 324 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,295 Anything goes wrong, I'mma light these fuckers up. 325 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,213 Let's go. 326 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,631 No, I'm not going. 327 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,219 All right. Listen, kid. 328 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,388 Here's what's gonna happen. 329 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,889 I'm gonna count to three. 330 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,100 If you're not out of this car by that time, 331 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,811 I will zap you so hard, you shit lightning. 332 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,730 One... 333 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,241 ♪ Sometimes simple things That make it hard ♪ 334 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,694 ♪ Spoiled baby tees with credit cards ♪ 335 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,613 ♪ Overtime always on my mind... ♪ 336 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,159 - Where do these guys go to school? - Don't even think they go. 337 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,994 Let's just make it quick. All right? 338 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,747 Yeah, no shit. You think I wanna be here all day? 339 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:22,957 Yo. 340 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,085 You got the shit? 341 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,005 Ask and you shall receive. Where should we do this? 342 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,466 Right here is chill. Someone set a screen. 343 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,550 Set a screen. 344 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,016 Dude! Look natural! 345 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,897 All right. Thirty a pill. Ten pills, 300 bucks. 346 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,356 That's kind of steep, no? 347 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,485 Yeah. Well, you pay for quality. Little man here is the chef. 348 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,945 Only uses the freshest ingredients. 349 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,739 Word? Shit's clean? 350 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,240 Uh... yeah. 351 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,159 Farm fresh. 352 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,912 Dope. 353 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,832 Gotta test 'em real quick. 354 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,960 Gotta watch out for that fentanyl. 355 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,090 Fucking epidemic, bruh. That shit took my cousin. 356 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,734 - Christina? - Yeah, man. 357 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,676 - Man, she was thick. - What? 358 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,267 Yo, chill, chill. Cops. 359 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,603 Fucking pigs. 360 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,688 Yeah, fuck 12, yo. 361 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,649 Yeah, totally. 362 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,776 We should, like, defund their asses 363 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:34,154 or at least, like, reallocate some budget or something. 364 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:41,120 All right, fuck it. We good. If shit's dank, we'll hit you up for more. 365 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,415 Ha-ha! 366 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,709 Homework time! 367 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,844 ♪ Yeah, I'm free as I've ever been ♪ 368 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,137 ♪ Yeah, I think you... ♪ 369 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,098 Thank you, Janet. Looking brighter since the divorce. 370 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,808 Whatever you're doing, keep it up. 371 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,562 Yo, Dom, I saw you followed me on Spotify. 372 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,481 Keep an eye out for my next playlist. Huh? It's gonna be hot. 373 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,900 Yo, Studes, you coming to Koosh's party tonight? 374 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,611 Why? So I can watch you get embarrassed in flip cup, Gurman? 375 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:18,574 Seriously. You should come. Everyone would be so stoked to see you. 376 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,951 Tell you what. Put me down as a never gonna happen. 377 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,411 Be safe. Okay? 378 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,497 Gino, where were you at lab today, my man? 379 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,916 Just kidding. Sure you had a good excuse. 380 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,127 Oh, Becca! Short hair, don't care! 381 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,647 - What you looking at? - Nicole's Instagram. 382 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,923 I can't believe she dumped me for this basic bitch. 383 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,341 She's actually pretty nice. 384 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,594 Sorry. Didn't realize you guys were scissor sisters. 385 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,220 I'm just saying. I mean... 386 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,097 Be honest. Is everyone talking about my nose? 387 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,600 Um... no one's said anything to me. 388 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,686 They've definitely noticed. I can feel the attention. 389 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,731 Damn, Alyssa! You're looking good. 390 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,233 - Don't look at me. - Hear about my party tonight? 391 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,027 I heard about your brother's party. 392 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,570 It's both of ours. 393 00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,949 Hey, why don't you take my Snap in case you have any trouble at the door? 394 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,910 I feel I'm done with this conversation. 395 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:06,830 Seriously, you should come. It'd be cool to hang since we're all in high school. 396 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,874 Yeah, maybe. 397 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,834 Right on. Right on. Very nice. 398 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,298 Oh my God! Get lost, or I'll tell Bailey you don't have pubes. 399 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,133 - I have pubes! - Gross. 400 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,094 Anyway, hope to see you later. 401 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,102 Dude, you crushed that. 402 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,772 - You think? - Definitely! She wants you. 403 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,399 I am feeling really good about this party. 404 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,985 It has all the ingredients of a classic meet-cute. 405 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,863 - What the fuck's a meet-cute? - A movie thing. 406 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,824 When fate brings people together in a charming and romantic way. 407 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,118 - Bailey's met you. - She hasn't met the new me. 408 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,871 All that singing and nerd shit I was into is history. 409 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,833 Dude, everyone's talking about this party. I heard there might be a fight. 410 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,670 - I heard that too. - This is the first I'm hearing of a fight. 411 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,214 Gonna be tons of fights. My brother's taping his hands. 412 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,216 - What for? - So he can punch harder? 413 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,467 And longer. 414 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,511 That's it. I'm out. 415 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:06,139 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about I'm not going. 416 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,518 There's gonna be people fighting, fucking, and all sorts of crazy shit. 417 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,938 It's too risky, and I can't do it. I won't do it. 418 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,107 Yeah, you know, I think I'm out too, man. 419 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,818 I'm at a critical tipping point with this "Fetus" thing, 420 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,445 and I think I should lay low until this all blows over. 421 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,529 What up, Fetus? 422 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,571 Hey, fellas! 423 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,949 Fuck! 424 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,472 What the fuck, guys? You can't bail. 425 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,996 He's right. We're the only freshmen invited. 426 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,540 That type of publicity could carry us through the year. 427 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,833 Maybe through high school. 428 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,794 Who you are in high school is basically who you'll be forever. 429 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,130 We have one chance to make a first impression, 430 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,631 and tomorrow night is it. 431 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,176 You're gonna lose that shitty nickname. You're gonna stop being scared. 432 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,137 And you're gonna earn your brother's respect. 433 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,764 This isn't just a party. This is our future. 434 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,892 - Do I have to get drunk on alcohol? - Yes. 435 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,271 You don't have to do anything you don't want to. 436 00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:01,028 All right. Fine, man, but if anyone calls me fucking Fetus, I'm walking. 437 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,446 Chill out, Fetus. 438 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,868 Hey, guys, it's your boy Koosh here. Just wanted to give you a quick update. 439 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:12,080 Just wrapped week one of high school, and not gonna lie, it was tough. 440 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,458 Luckily, I have the weekend to catch up on sleep, 441 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,084 get a head start on homework. 442 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,754 And psych! Shit's going down tonight! 443 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,381 {\an8}Casa de Koosh. Fuck school. Fuck college. 444 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,051 {\an8}We're all about getting lit and making money! 445 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,344 {\an8}Come one, come all. 446 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,512 {\an8}Black. White. Asian. Trans. 447 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,764 {\an8}We love all people. 448 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,142 {\an8}Unless you're ugly, then keep your bum-ass the fuck home. 449 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,225 {\an8}Peace! 450 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,688 - Are you sure we're not too early? - Nah. 451 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,815 Koosh said come for the VIP pregame. 452 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,609 Hello? 453 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,818 Hey, Koosh. 454 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:42,902 Ow! 455 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,321 Sorry, 456 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:45,989 Danah. 457 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,532 Come around the side. 458 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,077 ♪ Body on my ♪ 459 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,579 ♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪ 460 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:53,747 ♪ Body on my ♪ 461 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,500 ♪ Grindin' all my innocence, yeah ♪ 462 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,751 ♪ Body on my ♪ 463 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,295 ♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪ 464 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,421 ♪ Body on my... ♪ 465 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,339 Hey, guys. 466 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,633 Damn. Katrina Aurienna is here? 467 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,094 Jesus! She's like a wild animal. 468 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,637 Whoo! 469 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,805 Bad news, guys. 470 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:12,808 Kayvon says I can only have one plus-one. 471 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:14,935 You're kidding me, right? 472 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:18,814 He says the party's gonna have enough pussy without... you pussies. 473 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:19,940 Is it done? 474 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,023 I'm doing it. 475 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,860 Sorry, guys. My bad. 476 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,447 Your bad? All week, it's been "my party, my party." 477 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,783 You can't even get three fuckin' plus-ones. 478 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,451 Oh fuck! Now I'm doing it. 479 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:35,580 Guys, I don't mean to be dramatic, but if I don't get with Bailey tonight, 480 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,541 I'll kill myself. 481 00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:38,959 Hey, hey, come on. 482 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:42,254 I need this. This might be my only chance. I'll do anything. 483 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,339 It's yours. Honestly, I'm relieved. 484 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,843 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. Connor? 485 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:48,844 What? 486 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,389 Benj here says he'll do anything. Care to best that offer? 487 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,182 Go fuck yourself. 488 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,018 I hope someone drowns in the pool and they sue your family. 489 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,270 Let's go, Eddie. 490 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,897 Later, guys. Good luck. 491 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,398 Hey. 492 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,234 I'm glad it's you. 493 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,570 Wanna see something cool? 494 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,196 - Sure. - Come on. 495 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,455 What is this? 496 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,124 Know how Kayvon's pushing me to realize my full potential? 497 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,750 - He abuses you. - It's all love. 498 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,795 I just need to do something legendary for him to respect me. 499 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,173 So I'm gonna hook up with a senior. 500 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:27,966 No, you're not. 501 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,342 Oh, but I am. 502 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:32,220 See, your meet-cute idea inspired me, 503 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,182 but the only problem is it leaves too much up to fate. 504 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:36,850 I don't love where this is going. 505 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,686 Think about it. Guys always scheme to get girls in movies. 506 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,439 Spy on them or dress up like chicks to steal their secrets. 507 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,357 I saw, like, six different movies 508 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:47,903 where a guy convinces a girl with amnesia she's his wife. 509 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,197 Whatever. Explain this. 510 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,575 Ah. That's how I remove fate from the equation. 511 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:57,579 From here, I can zero in on a hot senior, pierce her with Cupid's arrow, 512 00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,623 and convince her to hook up with me. 513 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,751 That sounds... very creepy. 514 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,588 Creepy? It's the same thing you're doing, only better. 515 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,508 - My thing with Bailey isn't the same. - How is this different? 516 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,260 Bailey's my soulmate. You don't even know your girl yet. 517 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,347 Oh, I suppose it'd be better if I stalked her for years? 518 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,224 I don't stalk her. I love her. 519 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:20,352 - Such a fine line, isn't it? - I'm outta here. I'm going to the party. 520 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:22,062 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 521 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,564 You only get one chance to make an entrance, 522 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,734 and you wanna waste it while there's barely anyone here? 523 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,695 Fine. 524 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,158 - But I do not support this. - I can live with that. 525 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:36,952 Say cheese. 526 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,873 This is such fucking bullshit. 527 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:46,086 We should just call the cops and get that shit shut down. 528 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,339 Why are you so mad? A few hours ago, you didn't even wanna go. 529 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,592 Yeah, but I decide. They don't tell me I can't go. 530 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,135 That's my decision. 531 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,554 Let's get wild tonight. 532 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:56,805 Get wild? 533 00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:00,016 You know what I mean. Let's, uh, smoke cigarettes. 534 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,519 - I have allergies. - Let's just do something. 535 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:06,231 We are! We're gonna play some Halo, crush some motherfucking meatloaf. 536 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,440 Shit's gonna be lit. 537 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:10,652 Oh-ho-ho-ho! There are my guys, huh? 538 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:14,155 Yeah, staring down the barrel of another wild night, I see. 539 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,366 - Can I help you, Dennis? - I doubt it. 540 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:19,202 I'm waiting for your mom to get ready. It's her birthday. 541 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,996 I wanna do something special to her. 542 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,456 Hey, can I ask you guys a question? 543 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:27,586 Obviously, you're not doing gangbusters in the real world, right, which is fine. 544 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,589 But you're at least getting some action in the metaverse, right? 545 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,216 - That's not how it... - Wait, hold that thought. 546 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,760 - Yo. - What up, D-bag? 547 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,304 Oh, my man! 548 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,514 Ah. 549 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,766 No, I c... No, I can't do that tonight. 550 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:44,603 - What?! - Taking my lady out for her birthday. 551 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:48,023 Yeah, the one with the kid. Mm-hmm. 552 00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:51,943 Trust me. He doesn't have that in him. 553 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:55,614 Awesome. Call me tomorrow. I wanna hear about that. Peace. 554 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,617 - What a fucking douchebag. - Hi, boys! 555 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,369 - Oh! - Hey, Mama. Looking good! 556 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,539 Looking very good, my queen. 557 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,792 - Hey, Ms. Young, happy birth... - Wait, wait, wait. 558 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,670 Okay. 559 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,964 - Happy birthday. - Thank you, Connor. 560 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,048 Any big plans? 561 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,176 - Dennis is taking me out to dinner. - Nobu. 562 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:19,095 - Then we're getting a hotel for the night. - Four Seasons. 563 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,598 This guy gets it. 564 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,143 We should go. The Uber is here. 565 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:28,188 Dinner's in the oven. Call if you need us, and be careful. 566 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:31,399 And make sure you blow on the food before you bite into it. 567 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,610 I don't want you to burn your little tonguesies. 568 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,570 Okay! Okay, good night, boys. 569 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,840 Yeah, good night, boys. 570 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,367 Dennis, behave! 571 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,412 See? Even your creepy-ass dad thinks we're pussies. 572 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,873 - He's not my dad. - He's definitely your daddy. 573 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,167 Now he's gonna fuck your mom in some cheap motel. 574 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:51,753 - They're going to the Four Seasons. - Whatever, dude. 575 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,547 Everybody is partying and fucking except us. 576 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,549 The fact they're willing to leave you alone 577 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,903 speaks volumes about how little respect they have for you. 578 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,238 - Actually, It means the opposite. - Come on, man! 579 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:04,974 Are we really going to drift through life getting disinvited from parties 580 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,810 while guys like Dennis bang our moms? 581 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:11,314 Okay, fine. What would you like to do? 582 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,410 We can't. Dennis loves this car. 583 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,705 You mean Dennis, the literal motherfucker? 584 00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:31,751 Maybe we should circle back around to the cigarettes. That idea had legs. 585 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,211 Great. We'll go buy some. 586 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,171 Get in, I'm driving. 587 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:37,673 Oof! 588 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:40,760 This is a bad idea. 589 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:44,597 Relax. I have my permit. I run errands with my mom all the time. 590 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,726 ♪ Two step, two step, two step ♪ 591 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,145 ♪ Bright lights, TV screen ♪ 592 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,063 ♪ Feels like looking at a magazine ♪ 593 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,525 ♪ You, her, on the floor ♪ 594 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,986 ♪ Feels like dancing is the way to go... ♪ 595 00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:01,030 Whoo! 596 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:05,076 Yeah! Whoo! Which one of you bitches is next? 597 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,078 Dude, come check this out. 598 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,371 Katrina is hammered. 599 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:09,456 No, thanks. 600 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,541 Suit yourself. It's pretty cool. 601 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:15,170 It's not cool. It's the opposite of cool. 602 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,253 Look. 603 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:21,050 I know it's not easy living in Kayvon's shadow, 604 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,762 but I honestly believe that if you just be yourself, 605 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,972 people would see what an awesome guy you are. 606 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,558 Be myself? 607 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:29,476 Yes. 608 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,394 Let them get to know the real me? 609 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,145 Exactly. 610 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,733 Nah, that'll never work. My plan's way better. 611 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,986 Your plan is weird and probably illegal. Oh shit. Go to camera three. 612 00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:41,696 Hey, now you're getting it. 613 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:45,784 Bailey's here. Isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 614 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,285 Ah, she's okay. 615 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:50,288 Her sister, on the other hand, is looking fine as fuck. 616 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,083 Moment of truth. You coming? 617 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,670 I'm gonna give it another minute. Let this simmer rise to a boil. 618 00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,506 Good luck with that. 619 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,926 ♪ Check it out ♪ 620 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:04,969 ♪ Check it, check it, check it out... ♪ 621 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,807 What is Nicole doing with that big-headed freak? 622 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,683 Okay, you're being kind of scary. 623 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:14,020 What? Her head is, like, huge, okay? 624 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:18,274 It's just a fact. Not that it matters. You know I'm all about body positivity. 625 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:22,403 Beauty's a mostly male construct anyway. Maybe it is, actually, a medical issue. 626 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,447 What if something's wrong and she's not just ugly? 627 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:27,051 What the fuck is she wearing? Maybe someone should say something... 628 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,251 Give me that. 629 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:43,049 - You okay? - Aah, just Ruby being... funny. 630 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:46,302 You know, carpool stuff. You look great, by the way. 631 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:50,390 Thanks. So how's your first party? Everything you always dreamed of? 632 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:53,643 So far, so good. I don't know a lot of people, so it's awkward. 633 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:56,688 It's about to get more awkward because you have no one to talk to. 634 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,106 Good luck. 635 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,236 ♪ I'm takin' off ♪ 636 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,445 ♪ Check it out... ♪ 637 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,529 Well, shit. 638 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,451 Christ, would you just go home already? 639 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:14,289 Go home, just... throw on your sweats, 640 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:16,749 order some Postmates, get a good night's sleep. 641 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,295 Call your mom. You haven't called your mom in weeks. 642 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:24,132 Just get the fuck out of here. Actually, I... 643 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,467 - Mr. Studebaker! - Fuck! Hey! 644 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,391 - Aaron, how are you? - I thought that was you. 645 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,930 Ah, you know, I was just in the neighborhood and... 646 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,932 That's awesome. Are you coming in? 647 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,684 - Nah. - Come on, let's go! 648 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,728 Yep, okay, that's why I'm here, right? 649 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:38,811 - Yeah, let's do it! - Okay, let's do this. 650 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,958 - Piece of shit! Fucking... - Check this shit out! 651 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:44,193 - It's fucking Studes! Hey, want a beer? - No. Got a hard out. 652 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,868 ♪ Take me higher ♪ 653 00:31:58,249 --> 00:31:59,751 ♪ Take me higher ♪ 654 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,711 ♪ Higher ♪ 655 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:05,631 ♪ Higher... ♪ 656 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:11,012 - Aw, he has no friends. - Check it out. I'mma mess with him. 657 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:13,722 Mm. 658 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,350 ♪ Take me higher ♪ 659 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:19,395 ♪ See the light, love the darkness Let me drown inside your eyes ♪ 660 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,606 ♪ Feed the fire, lost desire ♪ 661 00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:23,524 ♪ You leave me paralyzed ♪ 662 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,360 ♪ Push the limits, take me higher ♪ 663 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,278 ♪ Till I'm fallin' from your eyes ♪ 664 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,072 ♪ Take a sip, and let the choir... ♪ 665 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,407 Hey, did you want me to come over? 666 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,617 Yeah, uh... 667 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,203 What's your deal? 668 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:38,414 In... in, like, what sense? Like, personality-wise? 669 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:41,042 - Wait. Aren't you Alyssa's brother? - Yeah, I'm Benj. 670 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,920 Me and your sister used to do gymnastics together. Jessica. 671 00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:47,423 - No shit! You're Alyssa's bro? - Yeah. 672 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,717 Dude, what did your sister do to her face? 673 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,262 - Don't be an asshole! Jeff! - I like it. It looks way better. 674 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:56,224 Yeah. I don't know, man. It's not really my place to say. 675 00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:00,770 I like this kid. He's loyal. 676 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,063 Come here. 677 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:05,566 We're gonna fucking party tonight or what? 678 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,818 I think so. 679 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:09,612 Then don't give me that half-assed, one-foot-in bullshit. 680 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:12,657 Commit to me. Right now. Are you in? 681 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,039 - Okay. Yeah, I'm in. - Motherfucker, let's go! 682 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:23,167 Aight. Get out of here. I'll let you know when it's time. 683 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:24,919 ♪ Take me higher ♪ 684 00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:27,755 ♪ You make me ♪ 685 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:31,217 - ♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage dream... ♪ - Mm. 686 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,720 I can't believe that dickhead wouldn't sell us cigarettes. 687 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,389 Let it go, man. How's that fluffernutter? 688 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:39,475 Bomb as fuck. 689 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,644 Oh yeah! Don't tell me. 690 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,354 Tell the people. 691 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,357 Come on. Let me see you flex. 692 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,403 You can do better than that one. 693 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,322 - Aah! - Aah, yeah! 694 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:55,033 - There it is! - Whoo! 695 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:55,950 Come on! 696 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,661 - We out here riding electric, baby! - Whoo! 697 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,580 Saving the planet, going green! 698 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:04,500 - Going green! That's all we see is green! - Whoo! Whoo! 699 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:09,797 Man, just say the word if you wanna get up on this chocolate gooey Ore... Oh shit! 700 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:23,144 Whoo! 701 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,021 Okay. It's time to go home. 702 00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:27,482 Oh, no way, man! We just started. 703 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:31,319 Know what we should do? We should cruise by Koosh's party. 704 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,197 - Oh, absolutely not! - Come on, man. 705 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,783 This way, when we do go to our first party, 706 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,076 we'll know what to expect. 707 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,243 Hell no. 708 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,621 Think of it as a recon mission. 709 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:43,539 Like in Halo. 710 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,587 I... do like recon. 711 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,631 Oh, I know you do. 712 00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:54,050 Okay, fine! 713 00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:56,594 Just a quick drive-by, but be careful. 714 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,138 Chill, man, I got this. 715 00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:03,851 Trust the process, man. 716 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,020 ♪ You make me ♪ 717 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,439 ♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage ♪ 718 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,863 ♪ I bring back that new thang ♪ 719 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:19,033 ♪ Whoa, let me get down with a pose Whoa, flexin'... ♪ 720 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,118 Busted. 721 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:26,624 I'm just yanking your chain, playboy. Hey, you're in my class, right? 722 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,042 Yeah, I'm Benj. 723 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,795 - Benj with a J. That's right. - Benj. 724 00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:33,005 - Yeah. - Wanna hook me up with one of those? 725 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:34,674 Thank you, sir. 726 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:36,843 Hey, so how was your first week in high school? 727 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,302 - It was... it was good. - Yeah? 728 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:41,180 - I like my classes so far. - Nice. Nice. Yeah, well... 729 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,642 High school's the best, man. Enjoy it. 730 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,936 ♪ I bring back that new thang... ♪ 731 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,021 Oh fuck, that's good. 732 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,528 - Hey, Benj, is it weird that I'm here? - Oh. 733 00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:58,156 Yo, Mr. Studebaker. Come do a shot! 734 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,325 No, no. Thanks for asking though, guys. I'm... I'm taking off in a few. 735 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:02,785 Come on. One shot. One! 736 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,121 I'm just gonna get this over with. You wanna come? 737 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:06,914 - You... you... you go ahead. - You sure? 738 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,249 I gotta find someone. 739 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:10,877 Yeah, you do. 740 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,795 Hey, go get her. 741 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,799 Where'd they go? 742 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:19,718 Look who's here! 743 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,822 - All right. - Holy shit, bro! It's my teacher! 744 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,222 Hi, guys. Listen up! 745 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:26,559 I don't wanna blur the lines too much, so I will make you a deal. 746 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,895 - I will do a shot. - Whoo! 747 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:34,233 But... but... but you gotta let me teach you something in the process. 748 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:35,757 Okay? Give me a break. 749 00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:38,112 I'm an educator. I gotta educate, right? 750 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:42,491 Good. Hannah, hand me that 151. 751 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:45,620 And what is that? Is that Amaretto? Yeah, that'll do. 752 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,455 Okay! 753 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,833 Who's ready for a science lesson? 754 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,002 ♪ This that drive-by ♪ 755 00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:55,338 ♪ This that Shawty Lo in Impala ♪ 756 00:36:55,421 --> 00:36:58,299 ♪ Hello out the whip With the clip, make you bye-bye ♪ 757 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,427 ♪ Roll the windows up Hotbox, smokin' la la ♪ 758 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:03,679 ♪ Roll the windows down See the opps... ♪ 759 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:06,265 Holy shit! 760 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:07,975 Thank God we're not in there! 761 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,810 No fucking way! 762 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:10,895 Fetus can drive? 763 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,231 Oh, crazy. 764 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,523 Look! It's Katrina. 765 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:15,942 I need my purse. 766 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,361 Someone fucking stole it! 767 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,238 It's on your shoulder, babe. 768 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,907 - Ow! - Damn. 769 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,200 Where's her Uber? 770 00:37:24,283 --> 00:37:25,826 It's a Tesla. 771 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:28,162 - Bougie bitch. - There it is. 772 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,583 What? Hey, hey, don't wave back! 773 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,460 I'm being polite! Look, man! 774 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,629 Shit, they're coming this way! What do we do? 775 00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:37,964 Uh, be cool. Peel out. 776 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,633 - Those are totally different things! - Do one of 'em! 777 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,768 Oh fuck! She's getting in! Oh shit! 778 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:55,106 - Oh shit! - Bye, guys! Love you! Mm! I love them. 779 00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,902 Hey, do you have an iPhone charger? 780 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,445 We're not your Uber. 781 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,614 Yeah-huh. For Katrina. 782 00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:06,284 Maybe we should take her home. 783 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,119 We have no idea where she lives. 784 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,370 Where do you live? 785 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:11,664 - Taco Bell. - You don't live at a Taco Bell. 786 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:12,581 Yeah, I do. 787 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:16,294 I've lived there for, like, ever, so you don't know me. 788 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,379 - So how do you even know? - What? 789 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,841 Just take me home, or I'll hit you with freaking one star. 790 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,426 Go for it. I'm not an Uber. 791 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:26,178 "I'm not your Uber." There goes a star. 792 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,888 Oh, uh, okay. Now, Katrina... 793 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,349 No more chitchat. It's music time. 794 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:33,519 Fuck yes, bitch! 795 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:34,979 Yo, film this shit. 796 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:36,605 I'm about to set it off. 797 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:39,900 ♪ Bling, bling, bitch Do my own thing, bitch ♪ 798 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,778 ♪ Fuck a wedding ring That ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪ 799 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:45,197 ♪ Wake up, little bitches Let me show you how to live ♪ 800 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,908 ♪ Hair done, nails done Keep everything did ♪ 801 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,119 Drive! 802 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,376 Looking a little lost there, pal. 803 00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:58,919 To your right. 804 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:00,545 Look up. 805 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:02,256 There you go. 806 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,466 Koosh? 807 00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:06,349 You fucking know it, dog! What you creeping around up here for? 808 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,763 - Says the guy watching on a spy cam. - Touché. 809 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,307 Thought you might be looking for Bailey but never mind. 810 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,618 - You know where she is? - Duh, I know everything. 811 00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:16,812 - I'm like God, remember? - Right. Where is she? 812 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,648 I can't tell you that. It would violate your moral code. 813 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,067 Okay, don't be a dick. 814 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:23,819 Fine. See the door on your left? Open it. 815 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,155 Fuck off! 816 00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:27,698 Yeah, I'm so sorry! 817 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:32,453 Okay, you're an asshole. Do you even know where she is? 818 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:35,456 She's... she's just left. If you hustle, you can probably catch her. 819 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:47,301 So the higher the proof of alcohol, the lower the density, right? Make sense? 820 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:50,262 So the 151 just kind of floats on top. 821 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:53,474 You know what else is pretty cool about 151? 822 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,727 It is flammable as fuck. 823 00:39:58,604 --> 00:40:01,565 Hot coffee! Blow 'em out, throw 'em back. 824 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,446 Bah! 825 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,530 Whoo! 826 00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,909 Okay, guys. I gotta go now for real. 827 00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:14,453 No, no, no, it's past this old man's bedtime. 828 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:17,206 Have a good time. Be safe. Studes out! 829 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,083 Whoo! 830 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,585 Yeah! 831 00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,590 Bailey, wait! 832 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,342 - What? - You're leaving? 833 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,554 Jesus Christ, dude. You scared me. 834 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,889 Sorry, that was... that was a little intense. 835 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:34,974 But you can't leave. 836 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:36,350 I can't? 837 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,770 You can. You can do whatever you want. It's just you shouldn't. 838 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:40,688 Why is that? 839 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,399 Because you promised we'd have a beer this summer. Remember? 840 00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:46,569 Right, and I suppose you're gonna hold me to that. 841 00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:49,655 Well, I just figured you'd wanna keep your word. 842 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,491 Being an honorable person and all. 843 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,869 I do value honor a great deal. 844 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,246 I know. That's why I chased you down. 845 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,542 All right, sure. I got one in me. 846 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,258 Commence Operation Meet-cute. 847 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,386 Which one of you lucky ladies will win the rose? 848 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,599 Ooh, Michelle Pulaski cleans up nice. 849 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:18,434 But I think Kayvon hooked up with her. 850 00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:19,768 He'd murder me. 851 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,228 What a butt! 852 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,190 Who am I kidding? I wouldn't know what to do with that. 853 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:28,152 Hang on. What do we have here? 854 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,321 Hello, future soulmate. 855 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,073 Oh, hang on. Who's this scumbag? 856 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,451 Oh no, baby. He's all wrong for you. 857 00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:36,702 I'll fix that. 858 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:40,873 Ha-ha! 859 00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:42,416 Meet-cute time! 860 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,755 - Nicole, hi! - Oh. 861 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,965 Is one of these for me? 862 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:53,802 - Actually, it was for... - Do you wanna go somewhere and talk? 863 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:57,014 I feel like we haven't hung out since summer. We used to be friends. 864 00:41:57,097 --> 00:42:01,769 Actually, I can't. I told someone I'd get them a drink. 865 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:02,937 Oh, who? Joni? 866 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,563 Well, yeah. 867 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:05,689 Okay. 868 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:08,067 Look, I get it. 869 00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:10,653 This summer, I was, like, straight-up fug... 870 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:11,737 That's not true. 871 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:14,740 Yeah, it is, but it's fine because I fixed it, 872 00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:17,201 and now I'm objectively hotter than her, so... 873 00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:18,536 It's not about that. 874 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:21,497 Okay, so what's it about, then? 875 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:24,333 - Can we not do this now? - Come on, just fucking tell me. 876 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:28,837 Fine. Honestly, you're mean. You make people feel bad about themselves. 877 00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:33,133 And, yeah, you look good, but... your insides are gross. 878 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,178 Bye, Alyssa. 879 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,055 ♪ Shining out of me ♪ 880 00:42:38,847 --> 00:42:42,017 ♪ Kissed with permanent emotion... ♪ 881 00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:45,729 Sorry, I live here. I gotta check something real quick. 882 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:46,981 - For real? - Seriously? 883 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:48,065 Damn! 884 00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,485 What? No! 885 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,487 Sorry, guys, toilet's busted. 886 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,156 Use the guest house, or piss in the bushes. 887 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,285 No! 888 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:01,745 Everything okay? 889 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:02,705 I'm sorry? 890 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:05,833 I couldn't help but notice you look distressed. I live here. 891 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:06,792 This is my party. 892 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:08,460 Oh, I thought it was Kayvon's. 893 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,713 - It's both of ours. - Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine. 894 00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:12,673 I... I just need to use the bathroom. 895 00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:15,759 I suppose you can use the VIP. 896 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,262 Oh my God. I'll be so, so quick. 897 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:19,846 Right this way. 898 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,435 Mm. 899 00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:25,977 Mm. 900 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:29,315 What a fucking animal! 901 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,859 At least she isn't rapping anymore. 902 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:33,652 Hey, hey, hey, watch the leather! 903 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,196 Oh! I can't waste that. 904 00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:41,035 Oh, this is making me sick! 905 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,329 That's not a napkin. 906 00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:45,706 Oh, what the fuck, man? 907 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,711 I can't watch this anymore. Tell us where you live. 908 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:56,424 Night night. 909 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:59,637 - Hey! Hey, don't do that! - No! No, Katrina! Wake up! 910 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,181 - Katrina! Wake up! Wake... - Hey! You can't do that! 911 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:07,853 - What now? - Hey, check her purse. What's her ID say? 912 00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:13,025 162 Wilmot Ave. Boom! Let's roll. 913 00:44:20,282 --> 00:44:22,993 The name gravity bong is a bit misleading, right, 914 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:26,413 because what we're really dealing with here is pressure, okay? 915 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,123 As I lift the container, 916 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:31,460 I'm essentially creating a pressure vacuum, right, 917 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:34,630 filling the increasing surface area with smoke. 918 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:36,340 See how milky that is? 919 00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:38,634 Oh, look who's paying attention for once! 920 00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:41,387 Okay, so as I push down, what I'm doing 921 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:44,264 is rapidly increasing the internal pressure, 922 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:47,935 expelling the smoke out of the chamber and into my lungs. 923 00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:49,144 Are we ready for that? 924 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,105 Let me get a Studes! Studes! 925 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,440 Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes! 926 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,150 Here we go! 927 00:45:02,157 --> 00:45:03,659 Smooth. 928 00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,203 Okay, who's on deck? 929 00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:09,790 - Hey, right here. I got this! - All right, guys. See you Monday! 930 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,918 High five! Whoa! 931 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,382 Thank you so much. 932 00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:22,511 - Sorry we had to come down here. - Oh, that's okay. It's a nice basement. 933 00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,430 It's more than a basement, really. 934 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,975 We have a screening room, an arcade. We even have a spa. 935 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,727 - Oh. - Wanna see? 936 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,979 Uh... su... sure. 937 00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:40,738 Wow, you weren't lying. 938 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:42,740 You have a spa in your home. 939 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:47,244 Yeah, my family's big on mindfulness. I'm sure you picked up on it from my vibe. 940 00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:49,705 - You seem chill. - Thank you. I am. 941 00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,707 Anyways, should we get back? 942 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,083 - Yeah. - Yeah. 943 00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,504 That's weird. It's locked. 944 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:58,881 You're kidding me, right? 945 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,675 No worries. I'll call someone. 946 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,138 Oh, dang it. No service. You? 947 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,224 - Nothing. - Oh, shoot! 948 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,687 - Uh, okay. Is there another way out? - No. 949 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:17,816 In one mile, turn left on Havenhurst Boulevard. 950 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,196 - Dude! - What? 951 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:24,615 Have the decency to crack a window, man! 952 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:27,034 What are you talking about? I don't even smell. 953 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:33,540 Bro, what the fuck? Open a window! 954 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:37,127 Oh! 955 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:40,130 What is that? 956 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:43,258 I... I... I don't know. I've never experienced that smell before! 957 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,218 Make it stop! 958 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:47,221 Oh God. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Lady! 959 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,181 You gotta put a cork in it. 960 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,727 Oh shit! She shit! 961 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:54,853 - What? - Shit! 962 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:56,939 She fucking shit! Oh shit! 963 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:58,273 What do you mean she shit? 964 00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:02,402 I mean, shit is literally falling out of her butt right now! 965 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,863 Oh, it's on my hand! 966 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:06,490 I got shit on my hand! 967 00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:09,785 What the fuck? Don't put it on me! 968 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,228 Ew, get it off of me! 969 00:47:37,062 --> 00:47:39,565 It's in my mouth! I've got shit in my mouth! 970 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:41,942 Why would she do this? 971 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:46,363 So, want the good news or bad news? 972 00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:47,364 More bad news? 973 00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:50,242 Bad news is that all we have to eat are these strawberries. 974 00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:53,328 Good news is that they look ripe and delicious. 975 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:55,873 Also, I found this pretty nice bottle of champagne. 976 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:58,500 I guess that makes two pieces of good news. 977 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,671 So do you, like, get lots of massages? 978 00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:05,757 Actually, I prefer to give. That's why I got certified. 979 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:08,719 Hey, if you want, I could give you some light reflexology. 980 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,805 - Oh, uh, you don't have to do that. - Are you kidding? 981 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:15,100 - After the trouble I've caused? - Do you really know what you're doing? 982 00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:17,895 I know that spinal stenosis is no laughing matter. 983 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,398 Come on. Alleviate my guilt. 984 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:26,069 Uh, all right. Uh, fuck it. I will take a free massage. 985 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:29,281 That's the spirit. I'mma go wash up. We'll start face down. 986 00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:32,993 ♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪ 987 00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:35,662 ♪ To have a good time ♪ 988 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:36,746 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 989 00:48:36,788 --> 00:48:40,375 ♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪ 990 00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:43,128 ♪ To have a good time... ♪ 991 00:48:43,211 --> 00:48:45,589 - Beer for you. - Thank you. 992 00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:49,092 ♪ We could dance and party all night ♪ 993 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:52,763 ♪ And drink some cherry wine... ♪ 994 00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:56,433 - I love this song. - Oh yeah? Wanna get on the mic? 995 00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,352 Very funny. 996 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:02,189 Come on, share your gift. Excuse me. Can I have your attention? 997 00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:05,192 - No! Don't be a dick, please. - All right. Jeez! 998 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,778 God forbid anyone meets the real you. 999 00:49:07,861 --> 00:49:11,031 I'm sorry. I just... I don't feel like singing right now. 1000 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,366 Copy that. 1001 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:14,660 Cool guys don't sing. 1002 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:18,413 How was your first week? Any ladies in the mix? 1003 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:19,790 - Not yet. - Really? 1004 00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:22,834 Good-looking guy like you? What's taking so long? 1005 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,629 There is this girl I kinda like. 1006 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:28,298 Sounds serious. What's her deal? 1007 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:31,593 Well, she's really cool and smart. 1008 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:32,761 Cool and smart? 1009 00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:34,304 Hard to believe, right? 1010 00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:36,682 So what are you waiting for? 1011 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:38,684 Make a move. 1012 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:41,687 What if she's not into it? 1013 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:44,689 What if she is? 1014 00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:49,945 Jesus! 1015 00:49:50,028 --> 00:49:52,739 It's all good, muchachos! 1016 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:57,327 It's just a chemical reaction. You know why? Because it's science! 1017 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,454 - Oh my... - What's going on? 1018 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,415 Hey! 1019 00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,166 Step right up, boys and girls! 1020 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:09,965 Step right up and witness the incredible fire-breathing dragon-man! 1021 00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:14,803 - Oh! - Oh fuck. 1022 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,013 It's hot! 1023 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,223 It's getting hot! It's getting hot! 1024 00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:19,975 Oh! 1025 00:50:20,058 --> 00:50:21,393 It's okay! 1026 00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:26,606 God! Help me, please! 1027 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,026 I'm your teacher, for fuck's sake! Help! 1028 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,070 Oh! 1029 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,573 - Oh! - Is he alive? 1030 00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:44,875 Yeah! 1031 00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:46,917 Ha-ha! 1032 00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:51,131 Yeah! Yeah! 1033 00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:52,716 Yeah! 1034 00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:56,344 Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes! 1035 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,890 Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes! 1036 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,271 Oh... Oh! 1037 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,192 Dennis is gonna kill me! 1038 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,569 Fuck Dennis. He's never gonna know. 1039 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:16,490 Are you crazy? It looks like Willy Wonka's diarrhea factory in there. 1040 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:21,119 Look, I say we go back to your house and get in bed. This never happened. 1041 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:23,789 What? What about the car? 1042 00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:26,374 What car? I have no idea what you're talking about. 1043 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:29,503 And Katrina? We can't leave her shitty ass on the side of the road. 1044 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:30,504 Why not? 1045 00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:33,090 Because some psycho rapist could snatch her up! 1046 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,884 Dude, she's covered in poo. It's like a protective force field. 1047 00:51:36,551 --> 00:51:39,679 Look, at some point, some cop is gonna cruise by 1048 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,807 and think she stole the car and took a dump in it. 1049 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:44,643 And what happens when she wakes up and tells the truth? 1050 00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:49,356 Hey. Katrina, wake up. 1051 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,316 Do you know us? 1052 00:51:51,399 --> 00:51:53,401 Get out of my room, you fucking bitch. 1053 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:55,862 - Not exactly a star witness. - It doesn't matter. 1054 00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:59,407 They'll trace my credit card to Taco Bell. They'll pull the security footage. 1055 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,952 What is this? CSI Special Fecal Unit? 1056 00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:03,578 It's never gonna work. 1057 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,958 Fine. 1058 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:11,669 New plan. 1059 00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:23,974 All right. Nice work. Let's bounce. 1060 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:26,851 What's the matter? 1061 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,646 This feels fucked-up. 1062 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:32,440 Yeah. Well, karma's a stinky perfume. 1063 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:34,324 We can't just leave her here like this 1064 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:37,070 with her underpants filled to the brim with diarrhea. 1065 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:40,031 They're America's heroes. This is what they train for. 1066 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:42,033 Her parents are gonna have to pick her up. 1067 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:45,287 Good. Maybe it'll finally motivate them to potty-train her. 1068 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:47,706 Quick, grab her legs! 1069 00:52:47,789 --> 00:52:50,417 - I just washed my hands! - Well, just fucking do it. 1070 00:52:55,672 --> 00:53:00,468 ♪ Yeah I'm fresh and fly As nobody in this room here gon' try it ♪ 1071 00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:02,780 ♪ See my fit, it's a fit Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick... ♪ 1072 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:04,556 Oh. Close. 1073 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,768 So you're really done with singing, huh? 1074 00:53:09,811 --> 00:53:11,980 Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm over it. 1075 00:53:12,063 --> 00:53:13,440 Oh, that's too bad. 1076 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,736 For the record, I always thought you had a pretty nice voice. Kobe! 1077 00:53:17,819 --> 00:53:19,696 How are you so good at this? 1078 00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:21,907 - How are you so bad at this? - I don't know. I suck. 1079 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:23,617 Yo, there you are. 1080 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,827 - Those guys from the skate park are here. - Here? 1081 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:28,788 Yeah. They'll probably murder us, so we should go. How you doing? 1082 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:30,582 - I told you! - What's going on? 1083 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:32,709 Oh, we ripped off some guys earlier. 1084 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:33,919 You ripped them off. 1085 00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:37,464 Benj! We are partners. We succeed and fail as a unit. 1086 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:39,424 There's those motherfuckers. 1087 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:43,303 - Hey, what's up, fellas? How are ya? - Shut the fuck up. 1088 00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:45,430 - Yep. - You think you can sell us fake shit? 1089 00:53:45,513 --> 00:53:48,099 Fake shit? There must be some kind of misunderstanding. 1090 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:49,059 Talk fast, bitch. 1091 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:50,435 I got it from Benj. 1092 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,124 - I... I had nothing to do with this. - He told me it was dank. 1093 00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:56,441 Ruby. Come on, man. 1094 00:53:56,524 --> 00:54:00,278 Come to think of it, I popped mine, like, two hours ago, 1095 00:54:00,362 --> 00:54:02,530 and, well, I don't feel shit either. 1096 00:54:02,614 --> 00:54:05,408 Come on. I tried to stay in the car. He forced me. He's lying. 1097 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:09,037 Come on, Benjamin. The jig is up. 1098 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,790 Give them their money back, take your beating, 1099 00:54:11,873 --> 00:54:13,708 and learn from your mistakes. 1100 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:14,626 Oh no! 1101 00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:17,712 Go easy on him, guys. He's just a kid. 1102 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,298 Oh my God! 1103 00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,050 Oh! 1104 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,888 I don't know what is going on, but I'll pay you back. 1105 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,224 Nah, homey. It's too late for that. 1106 00:54:29,307 --> 00:54:31,393 Please, man. I'm a good person. 1107 00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:33,716 - Oh shit! It's Kayvon! - Yo, is there a problem? 1108 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:37,274 Yeah, there's a fucking problem. Your boys here just ripped us off. 1109 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,441 This bitch? 1110 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,361 Oh! 1111 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,321 He's not my boy. 1112 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:44,864 Yeah. Well... 1113 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:47,701 someone owes us $300. 1114 00:54:47,784 --> 00:54:49,619 That's not my business, dog. 1115 00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:53,206 My business is hosting this party and ensuring my guests have a good time. 1116 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:55,041 Now, you can either respect that, 1117 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,836 or I could fuck you up in front of all these people. 1118 00:54:57,919 --> 00:54:59,129 Oh damn! 1119 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:02,549 Oh, shit's about to go down. 1120 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,597 Yeah, I respect that. 1121 00:55:12,183 --> 00:55:14,102 I appreciate you being mature about it. 1122 00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:15,770 All right! 1123 00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,574 - That's mad big of you, dog. - Thanks, dog. 1124 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:21,318 You know what? I like that. Why don't you guys grab yourself a drink? 1125 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:24,279 Make yourself comfortable, okay? If you need anything, come find me. 1126 00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:32,245 Oh! 1127 00:55:33,204 --> 00:55:34,122 Oh my God! 1128 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,173 Oh! 1129 00:55:46,926 --> 00:55:47,926 Come on! 1130 00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:53,767 Gotta call you back. 1131 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:56,644 - You broke my fucking nose! - Oh my God, I'm so sorry! 1132 00:55:58,104 --> 00:55:59,147 Fuck you! 1133 00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:03,151 Marlon! 1134 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,159 Dude, what the fuck? 1135 00:56:11,242 --> 00:56:12,922 - What? - What do you mean "what"? 1136 00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:15,747 - I thought you were about to get murdered. - Fucking Ruby. 1137 00:56:15,830 --> 00:56:16,664 I... 1138 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,711 Wow, that's... 1139 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,630 Thank you? 1140 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:27,258 You're welcome. I mean, you were clearly never gonna make a move. 1141 00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:30,095 Sorry about that. I just didn't really know how you felt. 1142 00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:33,515 Well, now you know. So next time, don't overthink it. 1143 00:56:33,598 --> 00:56:34,682 Yeah, no, no. I won't. 1144 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,855 - Like, now would be that time. - Oh. 1145 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:41,939 Yeah. 1146 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,401 Here I come. 1147 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:56,413 Was that okay? 1148 00:56:57,122 --> 00:57:00,417 That was... surprisingly good, actually. 1149 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,505 - Don't tell your sister. - I'd never tell her anything. 1150 00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:08,716 I'm serious. I'll fuck you up. This is not a good look for me. 1151 00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,677 Wow. Thanks. 1152 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:11,760 Don't get me wrong. 1153 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:15,557 I mean, you're super cute, but you're a freshman. I'm a sophomore. 1154 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,225 - Yeah. - The gap is unbridgeable. 1155 00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:19,894 Fine, but you have to promise not to tell anyone either. 1156 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:21,563 Oh really? Why is that? 1157 00:57:21,646 --> 00:57:25,108 Well, because I'm a freshman. New kid. I wanna keep my options open. 1158 00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:26,901 Oh, you do, do you? 1159 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,238 No, not really. 1160 00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:41,416 Okay, I should probably get back 1161 00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:43,960 before people think I'm off somewhere blowing you. 1162 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:47,172 Not gonna happen. 1163 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:48,590 No, I don't even want that. 1164 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:50,842 That's not what I... 1165 00:57:50,925 --> 00:57:54,262 Obviously, if you wanted to, I would totally allow that. 1166 00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:56,097 That came out wrong. Uh... 1167 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:59,392 You don't need my permission. You can do anything you want. 1168 00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:01,686 I support women. 1169 00:58:03,521 --> 00:58:06,441 Find me before you leave. Maybe I'll give you a ride. 1170 00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:11,029 This was fun. 1171 00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:22,790 Oh shit, he's alive! 1172 00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:26,377 Oh my God. Yo, bro. Thank you. 1173 00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:28,046 I needed that. 1174 00:58:28,129 --> 00:58:30,215 - Look, I should have taped up. - Oh my God! 1175 00:58:30,298 --> 00:58:31,466 They got all messed up. 1176 00:58:31,549 --> 00:58:33,635 - Yeah. Thank you. - I love you, kid! 1177 00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:36,054 - It's all good. We're all friends now. - Yeah! 1178 00:58:36,137 --> 00:58:37,137 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1179 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,431 - Yeah! - Let's go! 1180 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:46,940 ♪ You ready? ♪ 1181 00:58:53,571 --> 00:58:54,739 ♪ This is it now ♪ 1182 00:58:54,822 --> 00:58:55,740 ♪ Can't quit now ♪ 1183 00:58:55,823 --> 00:58:57,659 ♪ Feel the pressure is on the rise ♪ 1184 00:58:57,742 --> 00:58:59,702 ♪ I'm burning inside, energy is high ♪ 1185 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:00,995 ♪ And I feel so alive ♪ 1186 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,789 ♪ Had to face up, so I prayed up ♪ 1187 00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:04,999 ♪ Put my head down and I came up ♪ 1188 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:06,876 - ♪ Came up ♪ - ♪ So what you afraid of? ♪ 1189 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,795 ♪ This is what legends are made of ♪ 1190 00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:10,588 ♪ Center stage of a new wave ♪ 1191 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,840 ♪ Of hustlerz, ballerz, and renegades ♪ 1192 00:59:12,924 --> 00:59:14,259 ♪ Every day stay dedicated ♪ 1193 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:16,344 ♪ On a mission Until we can say we made it ♪ 1194 00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:19,681 ♪ It's nothing life will just hand you Always did what they told me I can't do ♪ 1195 00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:21,766 ♪ And it's still all a gamble ♪ 1196 00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:23,935 ♪ Go and handle yo' handle ♪ 1197 00:59:24,018 --> 00:59:25,520 - ♪ You ready? ♪ - ♪ You ready? ♪ 1198 00:59:25,603 --> 00:59:27,689 - ♪ Keep your eyes peeled ♪ - ♪ What's up? ♪ 1199 00:59:27,772 --> 00:59:29,166 - ♪ You hear it comin'? ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 1200 00:59:29,190 --> 00:59:30,567 ♪ It's 'bout to get real... ♪ 1201 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,404 ♪ Watch ♪ 1202 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,116 ♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪ 1203 00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:41,119 ♪ What's up? ♪ 1204 00:59:42,203 --> 00:59:43,329 ♪ You know the deal ♪ 1205 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:45,373 ♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪ 1206 00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:48,459 ♪ This is high stakes, no off days ♪ 1207 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:50,336 ♪ You cooked if you caught in the blaze ♪ 1208 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,881 ♪ You either eaten or you get ate It's all part of the game we play ♪ 1209 00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,592 ♪ When I stand up, never jammed up ♪ 1210 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,635 ♪ Can't go under Do you over stand us? ♪ 1211 00:59:57,719 --> 00:59:59,655 - ♪ Over stand us ♪ - ♪ Don't take it for granted ♪ 1212 00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,556 ♪ It's bigger than life on this planet ♪ 1213 01:00:01,639 --> 01:00:04,660 ♪ Nuff said 'cause I know the ledge And I'm pushing it right to the edge... ♪ 1214 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,144 - Whoo! - ♪ Only break bread ♪ 1215 01:00:06,227 --> 01:00:08,354 ♪ My real head For the blood and the tears we shed ♪ 1216 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,440 ♪ Be patient, we done waiting ♪ 1217 01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:11,983 ♪ So at the end of the day ♪ 1218 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:14,193 ♪ You know the deal ♪ 1219 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,612 ♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪ 1220 01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:41,054 Hey, Stude! 1221 01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:43,598 See you Monday. 1222 01:00:43,681 --> 01:00:45,016 Okay, all done. 1223 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:48,519 You may feel a little sore tomorrow. Nothing to worry about. 1224 01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:49,646 Just a toxin release. 1225 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:53,608 And if you want, a nice hot soak is always great for recovery. 1226 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:56,402 Well, I didn't bring a suit, so... 1227 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,613 Oh. We have plenty of suits in the changing room. 1228 01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:02,033 Are you gonna get in? 1229 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:03,826 To the tub? 1230 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:05,828 I can't go alone, right? 1231 01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,372 I... I mean, I guess I could. 1232 01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:10,333 Why don't you go change? I'll get it all set up. 1233 01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:14,712 Right back there. Take any suit you want. 1234 01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:15,797 Okay. 1235 01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:20,009 Yes! Yes! It's freaking on. 1236 01:01:30,978 --> 01:01:31,979 I'm high. 1237 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,861 There he is! Just the man I wanted to see! Come here! 1238 01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:41,948 Come here. Let me ask you something. You like jazz? 1239 01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:43,408 Yeah. Yeah, I... I like jazz. 1240 01:01:43,491 --> 01:01:45,034 Course you do, you bastard. 1241 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:47,203 I've got something for you. 1242 01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:50,540 Oh my God! 1243 01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:52,583 What happened to you? 1244 01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:55,461 Oh, I have an older brother, so... 1245 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,545 Oh. 1246 01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:58,923 Oh! Almost forgot the drinks. 1247 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,847 Some bubbles to go with these bubbles. 1248 01:02:07,181 --> 01:02:08,891 Oh shit! Are you okay? 1249 01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:09,976 Oh fuck, fuck, fuck! 1250 01:02:10,059 --> 01:02:12,145 Oh my God! Oh my God! Your shoulder! 1251 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:14,564 - Oh, what is that? - God. I think it's your bone. 1252 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,315 Oh God! 1253 01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:18,526 Don't just stand there! Get help! 1254 01:02:18,609 --> 01:02:20,153 How? We're locked in. 1255 01:02:21,946 --> 01:02:23,281 I have a key. 1256 01:02:23,364 --> 01:02:25,366 What?! 1257 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,492 In my pants! 1258 01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:30,371 - Motherfucker! - Come on! 1259 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,208 You have had a key this entire time? 1260 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:36,836 Who cares how long I had it? I'm fucking dying here. 1261 01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:39,005 Fucking creep! What is wrong with you? 1262 01:02:39,088 --> 01:02:41,716 I don't know! I have low self-esteem. 1263 01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:43,551 I'm trying to impress my brother. 1264 01:02:43,634 --> 01:02:46,888 I know I'm a piece of shit, but I don't deserve to die. 1265 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,974 Please? 1266 01:02:50,057 --> 01:02:51,559 Call 911. 1267 01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:54,061 Call yourself, asshole. 1268 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,652 Guess who the cat drug up? 1269 01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:02,737 Hey! 1270 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:06,157 Somebody cut up a little jazz, so I guess we're going. 1271 01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:08,201 Oh. Oh! 1272 01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:10,828 Oh no. I'm gonna stick with the beer. Thank you though. 1273 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:12,663 What? What you talking about? 1274 01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:14,540 You... you gave me your word, man. 1275 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:17,126 What, are you not a man of your word? 1276 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:18,312 - Come on. - Come on. 1277 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:19,420 Just do it. 1278 01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:23,299 - Benj! Benj! - Benj! Benj! Benj! 1279 01:03:23,382 --> 01:03:25,259 - Fuck it, I'll do it. - Attaboy! 1280 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,637 You heard him! One monster rail! 1281 01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:31,933 Oh no, no, no! Just one medium-sized rail will be fine. Do I just sniff it? 1282 01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,894 Wait a fucking minute. This your first time? 1283 01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:36,896 - Oh! - Oh my God! 1284 01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:39,982 Aight, shit. We gotta make this special. 1285 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:43,402 Uh, quick, somebody give me a, uh, hundred-dollar bill. 1286 01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:46,948 Ooh, matter of fact, let me get a gold record or some shit. Who got that? 1287 01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:49,492 He should do it off Jessica. She thinks he's cute. 1288 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:52,745 Great idea. Jessica, get your butt over here. 1289 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:55,331 No, Jessica. Really, you don't have to do that. 1290 01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:58,292 It's not a big deal. You can if you want. 1291 01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,880 Time to make some dreams come true. 1292 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,132 - Oh! - Sweet! 1293 01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:08,052 Oh my God, that's so fun! 1294 01:04:08,135 --> 01:04:10,054 Don't be shy. 1295 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:15,226 Attaboy. You ain't no bitch baby no more. Get in there. Shit's clean. 1296 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:19,897 Oh God, it burns. 1297 01:04:19,981 --> 01:04:20,982 Wow. 1298 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,276 - Bailey? - Real nice. 1299 01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:25,402 Wait! 1300 01:04:25,903 --> 01:04:28,114 Oh shit! Oh fuck! 1301 01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:30,199 That was really bad. Fuck, fuck, fuck! 1302 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:33,703 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Easy, little fella. Breathe. 1303 01:04:33,786 --> 01:04:35,872 I'm sorry. I've never done coke before. 1304 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,999 Oh my God. He thinks it's coke. 1305 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,459 Okay, you still haven't. 1306 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:42,586 What? 1307 01:04:43,087 --> 01:04:44,714 That was K, man. 1308 01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:45,797 K? 1309 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:51,304 Ketamine. It's, like... for cats, I think. Might be horses. Shit, I forgot. 1310 01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,347 Oh God! I'm gonna die. 1311 01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:56,058 Relax! 1312 01:04:56,851 --> 01:05:01,147 Sit down. Let the wave wash you back to shore. 1313 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:22,334 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 1314 01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:25,838 Let's go. Right. 1315 01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:29,759 - Let's go. Let's move it. - I can't be driving right now! 1316 01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:31,722 - Where are my keys? - All out of here! 1317 01:05:31,802 --> 01:05:34,931 All right. Time to go home! Party's over! 1318 01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:37,975 Jesus Christ. 1319 01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:49,152 Alyssa? 1320 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,782 - Holy shit! - I know! 1321 01:05:52,865 --> 01:05:54,867 I'm a fucking monster. 1322 01:05:55,409 --> 01:05:57,578 Inside and out. 1323 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:10,883 If it makes you feel any better, I broke my collarbone in two places. 1324 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,510 I'm sure you deserved it. 1325 01:06:12,593 --> 01:06:13,844 Without a doubt. 1326 01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:15,680 I got off easy. 1327 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,393 Wanna talk about it? 1328 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,522 There's nothing to talk about. 1329 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:27,942 Nicole was right. 1330 01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:34,699 It doesn't fucking matter what I look like because my soul is... dog shit. 1331 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,617 That's not true. 1332 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:41,163 You're crazy hot. You smell great. And your butt's like a freaking walnut. 1333 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:42,748 What the fuck, dude? 1334 01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:44,917 Who fucking talks like that? 1335 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,963 I'm sorry. I'm trying to change, but it's gonna take some time. 1336 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:53,759 What I'm trying to say is you're great the way you are. 1337 01:06:58,305 --> 01:07:01,058 You don't think I'm, like, a huge bitch? 1338 01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:05,146 Oh, you're a gigantic bitch, but that's what makes you so great. 1339 01:07:07,064 --> 01:07:08,064 Look. 1340 01:07:08,607 --> 01:07:11,110 I'm not stupid. I know I'm a douche. 1341 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:16,657 The only reason people tolerate me is because my parents are rich, 1342 01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:18,534 and I throw sick parties. 1343 01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:19,744 Your brother does. 1344 01:07:20,327 --> 01:07:22,371 We both do as a team, 1345 01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:25,833 but you've always called me on my shit, no matter what. 1346 01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:29,628 You're raw and real and wild. 1347 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:33,924 And if Nicole can't handle that, she doesn't deserve you. 1348 01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,388 Thanks. 1349 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:42,223 That's sweet. 1350 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:43,851 It's the truth. 1351 01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:50,315 Wait. 1352 01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:52,610 Is this a meet-cute? 1353 01:07:52,693 --> 01:07:54,236 Not a fucking chance. 1354 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,320 Fair enough. 1355 01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:03,579 I don't even know who you are. 1356 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:06,916 What the fuck even is ketamine? 1357 01:08:10,961 --> 01:08:12,213 Don't know? Not sure? 1358 01:08:12,296 --> 01:08:14,840 - I think it's for cats or something. - Speak up! 1359 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,467 Think it's for cats or something. 1360 01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:17,550 Oh! 1361 01:08:18,552 --> 01:08:20,805 It's for cats... or something. 1362 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:23,057 Well, that's just fan-fucking-tastic. 1363 01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:25,684 I hope you got a big ball of yarn in your bedroom 1364 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:28,562 'cause that's gonna be your only entertainment for the next year. 1365 01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:31,232 What the fuck are you laughing at? 1366 01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:33,150 What the fuck are you laughing at?! 1367 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:36,529 Are you laughing at me? Because you're not getting another nose. 1368 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,173 - Fine. I don't want one. - Good! 1369 01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,407 I certainly hope that you identify 1370 01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:42,743 with whatever mess is going on under that bandage. 1371 01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:44,245 I said okay! 1372 01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,580 I am the one 1373 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:49,500 who says when it is okay. 1374 01:09:00,928 --> 01:09:01,928 Fun night? 1375 01:09:02,763 --> 01:09:04,181 Did you talk to Bailey yet? 1376 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,350 No. Why? What happened? 1377 01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:09,895 I messed everything up. 1378 01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:12,438 Want my advice? 1379 01:09:12,898 --> 01:09:14,859 Let me guess. Eat a dick. 1380 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,362 Actually, I was gonna say just be yourself. 1381 01:09:20,489 --> 01:09:23,325 - I thought you hated myself. - Look, Bailey likes you, dude. 1382 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:25,536 Not this new you, okay? 1383 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,121 The real you. 1384 01:09:27,621 --> 01:09:30,040 The geek who blushes when she walks in the room 1385 01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:32,626 and sings Stevie Wonder and fucks his bedroom mirror. 1386 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:33,710 I don't do that. 1387 01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:37,255 Whatever. 1388 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:41,969 Honestly, I like him better too. 1389 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:45,598 So quit feeling sorry for yourself. 1390 01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:48,100 Wipe that shit off your face and go get her. 1391 01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:52,771 - Why are you being so nice to me? - I don't know. 1392 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,608 I think I have a concussion. 1393 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:00,570 You got this. 1394 01:10:16,795 --> 01:10:18,255 What the... 1395 01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,966 Someone better tell me what the fuck is going on! 1396 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,677 Goddamn, woman! You broke my ear. 1397 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:25,679 Wrong answer! 1398 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:28,557 Please! Please! Stop it! Stop it! 1399 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,351 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1400 01:10:30,434 --> 01:10:34,021 I'm Eddie. That... that's Connor. 1401 01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:36,982 We... we go to your school. You're in my room. 1402 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:40,069 Where are my fucking clothes? 1403 01:10:40,152 --> 01:10:42,613 - In the wash! - We took care of you last night. 1404 01:10:42,696 --> 01:10:44,782 Please stop hurting us! 1405 01:10:47,701 --> 01:10:49,370 Why are my clothes in the wash? 1406 01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:52,455 Oh... 1407 01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,293 Listen. There was an incident. 1408 01:10:57,711 --> 01:10:59,171 Whoo! Come on! 1409 01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,342 Oh shit! She shit! 1410 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,635 Shit... shit. 1411 01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:09,265 No, no, no! It's not a big deal. It's okay. 1412 01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,695 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1413 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,197 Beats riding the bus, doesn't it? 1414 01:11:28,033 --> 01:11:29,994 Hey, you know what? I've been thinking. 1415 01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:32,329 If you wanna tell people I'm your dad, 1416 01:11:33,497 --> 01:11:34,623 I'm cool with that. 1417 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,376 I think I'm okay. 1418 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:41,505 If you need anything, give me a call. I'll be home, hanging out in your mom. 1419 01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:50,264 - You know what, Dennis? - What's up? 1420 01:11:50,347 --> 01:11:51,932 Shut the fuck up. 1421 01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:57,479 I am not the guy you think I am, Dennis. 1422 01:11:58,188 --> 01:12:00,441 Not anymore. I've changed. 1423 01:12:00,524 --> 01:12:02,234 I've seen some shit, 1424 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,653 and not like a war vet has seen some shit. 1425 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:07,865 I'm talking actual shit 1426 01:12:07,948 --> 01:12:11,785 dripping down the walls of this stupid-ass car you love so much. 1427 01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:17,249 I don't know what any of that means. 1428 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,876 Let me break it down for you. 1429 01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:20,627 The other night, I took your car, 1430 01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:23,839 and I had the hottest girl in school in the back seat. 1431 01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:25,090 Fuck yeah! 1432 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,217 She sprayed dookie all over it. 1433 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:31,889 I cleaned it as best as I could, but I bet if you close your eyes, 1434 01:12:31,972 --> 01:12:33,891 you could still detect a hint. 1435 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,774 Eddie, if... if... if that's true, 1436 01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:44,985 that is a serious betrayal of my trust. 1437 01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:46,737 What? Are you gonna tell on me? 1438 01:12:46,820 --> 01:12:52,326 Yeah, I... Actions have consequences, okay? So I'm gonna have to tell your mom. 1439 01:12:52,409 --> 01:12:56,246 Great. I'll come with you. Who do you think she's gonna side with? 1440 01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:57,247 Her little angel 1441 01:12:57,331 --> 01:13:00,542 or the most suspicious-looking motherfucker on earth? 1442 01:13:02,836 --> 01:13:05,005 - The angel. - What did you say? 1443 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,133 - The angel. - Oh. 1444 01:13:08,675 --> 01:13:10,010 That's what I thought. 1445 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:13,847 From now on, put some respect on my name. 1446 01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:17,726 I respect you. I always have. 1447 01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:20,396 Yeah, fu... Gimme that sandwich. 1448 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:35,244 I'm so sorry, but, um, I think the child lock is on. 1449 01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:36,537 Can I get some help? 1450 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:39,498 Yeah. 1451 01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:47,923 You talk to Benj? 1452 01:13:48,006 --> 01:13:51,552 I called him yesterday, but his mom answered. She sounded pissed. 1453 01:13:51,635 --> 01:13:52,553 Hey, guys. 1454 01:13:52,636 --> 01:13:54,430 Damn, Koosh. What happened to you? 1455 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:56,181 What'd I tell you? 1456 01:13:57,683 --> 01:13:59,184 Where does he come from? 1457 01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:01,353 Don't call me Koosh anymore. 1458 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,272 Being a legend is exhausting. 1459 01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:07,860 Also, I'm starting to think my brother might not be a great person. 1460 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:10,154 - He's not. - Yeah, he's a sociopath. 1461 01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:12,531 From now on, just call me Danah. 1462 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:15,534 With pleasure, Danah. 1463 01:14:16,368 --> 01:14:17,744 Don't say it like that. 1464 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:22,207 Hi, George. All right? 1465 01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:25,835 Hey. 1466 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:28,022 - You get up to anything this weekend? - Nope. 1467 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:30,674 - Yeah, pretty mellow. - Yeah, super lame. 1468 01:14:30,757 --> 01:14:34,761 Oh man. We got off our asses. You would've loved it. 1469 01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:38,223 Sorry again about those plus-ones. Next time, it's a lock. 1470 01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:39,349 Connor! Eddie! 1471 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,186 Is Katrina Aurienna waving at you? 1472 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,022 Uh-huh, weird. 1473 01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:47,191 Yeah, I guess we better go check it out. 1474 01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:49,276 Hang on. Should I roll with? 1475 01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:51,068 Ah... 1476 01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:54,573 Nah! You know, it looks pretty full up there. 1477 01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:58,202 But, hey, next time, man, it's a lock. 1478 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:03,123 - Alyssa. - No. 1479 01:15:07,794 --> 01:15:11,757 Whoa, not so fast, Fetus. Freshmen sit on the floor. 1480 01:15:12,716 --> 01:15:14,927 Yeah, back to the womb, Fetus. 1481 01:15:16,970 --> 01:15:18,305 Um, I'm sorry. 1482 01:15:18,388 --> 01:15:19,598 Who the fuck are you? 1483 01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:21,141 Me? I'm... 1484 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,267 Yeah, no one cares. 1485 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:25,187 And his name is Connor, not Fetus, asshole. 1486 01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:27,397 Now get up. My friends are sitting there. 1487 01:15:30,234 --> 01:15:32,069 It's not a riddle, douchebag. Move. 1488 01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:34,947 Let's go, boys. Chop-chop. 1489 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,532 Thank you. Hi. 1490 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:40,786 I washed your clothes. 1491 01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:42,704 Oh, oh, you didn't have to... 1492 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,414 I also want to apologize. 1493 01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,541 No, it's cool. 1494 01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:48,335 Actually, it's pretty fucking far from cool. 1495 01:15:48,418 --> 01:15:50,295 I'm sorry you guys had to deal with that. 1496 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:53,465 - Apology accepted. - Don't know what you're talking about. 1497 01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:56,051 Thank you for being gentlemen. 1498 01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:58,136 Come sit with us, please. 1499 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:05,477 Um, guys, meet my friends. This is Connor and Eddie. 1500 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,187 Hey, Connor. Good to meet you. 1501 01:16:07,271 --> 01:16:08,957 - What's up? - Fist bump. High five. 1502 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:12,192 All right, settle down. Settle down! 1503 01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:16,446 Settle down. Okay. 1504 01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:20,367 We got a lot to get through this morning. First up, Coach Barella. 1505 01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:22,119 Come on! 1506 01:16:23,787 --> 01:16:26,999 Guys, we are a week into the school year, 1507 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:29,459 and we're missing an absurd amount of towels. 1508 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:33,005 This isn't a hotel, okay? Those aren't free. 1509 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:37,634 Unrelated note. Our volleyball team is in desperate need of an outside hitter. 1510 01:16:37,718 --> 01:16:40,596 If you've gone through a growth spurt, I need to know about it. 1511 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:45,225 So if you have any jeans that don't fit anymore 1512 01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:48,729 or that you don't love as much as you used to, 1513 01:16:48,812 --> 01:16:51,565 put them in one of our jeans for teens bins, 1514 01:16:51,648 --> 01:16:54,735 and they'll be donated to underprivileged teens 1515 01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:57,070 who can't afford jeans of their own. 1516 01:16:57,904 --> 01:16:59,740 Everybody deserves jeans, guys. 1517 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,038 All right, that about does it for to... 1518 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:08,540 Oh, looks like we have one more announcement 1519 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,668 from, uh... Benjamin Nielsen. 1520 01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:24,681 - Hi, everyone. - Yo, sup? 1521 01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:27,225 - I'm Benj. - Whoo! K-hole! 1522 01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:32,814 I need to say something. 1523 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:38,278 I've been looking forward to high school... forever. 1524 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:40,781 Nerd! 1525 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:43,784 I know, right? 1526 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,912 But for whatever reason, I believed 1527 01:17:46,995 --> 01:17:48,997 that's where I was gonna become my best self. 1528 01:17:49,539 --> 01:17:52,501 And I got off to a great start. I met some awesome people. 1529 01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:55,462 But they didn't meet me. 1530 01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,131 Not the real me. 1531 01:17:58,715 --> 01:18:02,177 You see, I was so obsessed with winning everyone over 1532 01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:06,139 that I lost sight of the one person that I truly care about. 1533 01:18:07,599 --> 01:18:10,477 Bailey... this is for you. 1534 01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:12,938 Oh! 1535 01:18:14,981 --> 01:18:18,610 ♪ Like a fool I went and stayed too long ♪ 1536 01:18:20,487 --> 01:18:22,572 Shit, he's singing. He's fucking singing. 1537 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:28,036 ♪ Now I'm wondering If your love's still strong ♪ 1538 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,163 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 1539 01:18:30,247 --> 01:18:34,334 ♪ Here I am Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪ 1540 01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:47,013 ♪ Then that time I went and said goodbye ♪ 1541 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:51,685 ♪ Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry ♪ 1542 01:18:51,768 --> 01:18:53,186 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 1543 01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:57,023 ♪ Here I am Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪ 1544 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:02,696 ♪ I've done a lot of foolish things that ♪ 1545 01:19:02,779 --> 01:19:04,239 ♪ I really didn't mean ♪ 1546 01:19:04,322 --> 01:19:05,782 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1547 01:19:06,366 --> 01:19:07,492 ♪ Didn't I? ♪ 1548 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:08,618 ♪ Didn't I? ♪ 1549 01:19:08,702 --> 01:19:09,702 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1550 01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:14,458 ♪ Seen a lot of things In this old world... ♪ 1551 01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:15,625 I want you! 1552 01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:18,628 ♪ When I touch them They mean nothing, girl ♪ 1553 01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:20,797 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 1554 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:24,718 ♪ Here I am Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪ 1555 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:32,684 ♪ Ooh-wee, babe, you set my soul on fire ♪ 1556 01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:37,022 ♪ That's why I know You're my heart's only desire... ♪ 1557 01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:38,607 He's insane. 1558 01:19:38,690 --> 01:19:42,778 ♪ Here I am Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours... ♪ 1559 01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:44,154 Everybody! 1560 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,699 ♪ Here I am, baby ♪ 1561 01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:51,578 ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪ 1562 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,874 ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪ 1563 01:19:57,250 --> 01:20:00,337 ♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪ 1564 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:05,592 What do you say, Bailey? 1565 01:20:06,259 --> 01:20:07,719 Will you be my girlfriend? 1566 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:10,388 Come on. 1567 01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:22,692 No, dude. No. What are you doing? 1568 01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:25,612 Oh shit! 1569 01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:39,501 Okay! Okay! Fun is over! Get back to class! 1570 01:20:42,128 --> 01:20:43,296 Sorry, buddy. 1571 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,477 You'll be okay. 1572 01:20:57,561 --> 01:20:59,980 Yeah, at least you tried, man. 1573 01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:02,399 Were you guys even watching? 1574 01:21:02,482 --> 01:21:04,860 That was the most brutal thing I've seen in my life. 1575 01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:07,320 - Shut up. - Watch it again if you don't believe me. 1576 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:10,198 - Put that away! - What the fuck, man? You were recording? 1577 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:12,242 ["Too Late Now" by Wet Leg playing 1578 01:21:13,785 --> 01:21:16,025 - Someone needs to take your phone. - Were you recording? 1579 01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:17,914 You're really irresponsible. 1580 01:21:21,334 --> 01:21:23,753 Benj, you all right, buddy? 1581 01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:26,756 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. 1582 01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:29,509 Lot of year left. 1583 01:21:31,303 --> 01:21:37,183 ♪ If I thought that you were cool ♪ 1584 01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:43,607 ♪ We would have hung out more in school ♪ 1585 01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:49,988 ♪ But now that we have all grown up ♪ 1586 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:56,036 ♪ Well, all my friends have given up ♪ 1587 01:21:56,119 --> 01:21:57,119 ♪ Oh ♪ 1588 01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:15,597 ♪ No, there's nothing left to say ♪ 1589 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:21,645 ♪ I just get up and walk away ♪ 1590 01:22:21,728 --> 01:22:28,276 ♪ If it ain't broke, don't try to fix ♪ 1591 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:34,115 ♪ Well, life's supposed to be this shit ♪ 1592 01:22:34,908 --> 01:22:38,036 ♪ Now everything is going well I think I changed my mind again ♪ 1593 01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:41,247 ♪ I'm not sure if this is a song I don't even know what I'm saying ♪ 1594 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:43,959 ♪ Everything is going wrong I think I changed my mind again ♪ 1595 01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:47,379 ♪ I'm not sure if this is the kinda life That I saw myself living ♪ 1596 01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:50,131 ♪ I don't need no dating app To tell me I look like crap ♪ 1597 01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:53,093 ♪ To tell me if I'm thin or fat To tell me should I shave my rat ♪ 1598 01:22:54,719 --> 01:22:57,806 - You wanted to see me? - Hi, Mitch. Have a seat. 1599 01:22:57,889 --> 01:22:59,391 Right. 1600 01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:01,892 Ah. 1601 01:23:11,194 --> 01:23:12,654 Uh... what's that? 1602 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:16,825 Science! 1603 01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:18,326 I... 1604 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:22,247 You do understand... we're gonna have to let you go. 1605 01:23:22,330 --> 01:23:24,958 Yeah, totally. Totally understand. Yeah. 1606 01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:27,751 Okay. 1607 01:23:37,762 --> 01:23:38,930 Do you want this open or... 1608 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:40,473 - Closed. - Okay, you got it. 1609 01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:41,557 Hey. 1610 01:23:42,058 --> 01:23:43,058 Go, Warriors. 115710

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