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Three years ago,

I shot my first feature film,

The Great Buddha+.

It unexpectedly won some acclaim.

My old classmates
see me on the media sometimes

and think that my life

must also be "Plus" now.

But actually, my life hasn't changed.

I still ride my scooter

to hang around town.

If you ask me if anything's different,

I think it would be my field of view.

This time, the screen aspect ratio changed

from 1:1.85

to 1:2.35.

The image is also in color,

and my voice

becomes more charming.

I think that counts as a plus.

Let me explain something.

That small scooter just now is mine.

This big cool one

is Chung's, my producer from Creamfilm.

All his own movies have lost money.

My movie was
the first time he made a profit,

and he then bought this heavy motorcycle.

Although this bike isn't in my name,

in my mind,

I feel like I own a share of it.

For the sake of this bike,

I even got a heavy motorcycle license.

Every time I want to go
to Creamfilm Production

to borrow this motorcycle,

Chung always says he's about to use it.

Recently, his studio called me

and said that he's out of the country

so I could ride it.

As soon as I hung up,

I rushed to the studio

and took this motorcycle out for a ride.

Since my last movie ended,

I've been thinking

about what to film next.

When I consider
Chung's Creamfilm Productions,

a company that demands perfection

without sparing sensibilities,

I get a headache.

When I was at my wits' end,

my high school classmates came to mind.

Hurry up.

If you keep stalling, I'll leave.

Tough hand.

Are you giving up?

-What's so funny?
-He…

Hands…

Shitty…

Shitty hands.

If it's shitty, just get scooped.

Damn.

Tin Can.

It's not just your shitty hands,

I think you're in a shitty mood too.

You won't kill yourself, right?

Shut up.

How much debt do you owe?

Tell us.

Show hand.

-Scoop.
-Scoop.

Whatever.

I'm the highest.

When are you picking your wife up?

The man is hustling,
can't stop for the wife.

Fuck. You're so fearless.

If you don't…

Don't pick up

your wife,

won't…

Won't…

Won't you get told off?

When men are out earning money,

women should stay quiet.

Cut the bullshit.

OLD QIONG'S BUBBLE TEA SHOP

Look.

Look.

Your…

-Your wife.
-Your wife.

Another two rounds and I'll leave.

You're leaving before we beat
the pants off Tin Can?

A little further.

Further.

Okay, push slowly.

Push slowly.

Leading man, hit your mark.

Focus.

Director.

It's time to yell, "Cut."

Hold on.

San-Lang, is the focus okay?

No problem, Director.

After Tom yelled "cut,"

he kept on sleeping.

But A-Zhi sat up until dawn.

Tom's movie dreams have become
more frequent in the past few years,

while A-Zhi's sleep quality
has gotten worse.

A-Zhi is like the wife
of a typical Taiwanese film director,

full of expectations for her husband

mingled with sadness.

A never-fulfilled movie dream

can easily become a nightmare.

Didn't I tell you
I don't like pan-fried salmon?

Someone like you who uses his brain

should eat this kind of fish.

It's full of omega-3.

What were you filming last night?

It sounded like a stressful shoot.

Filming?

Didn't we sleep last night?

You yelled "action" while you slept.

Very loudly.

You scared me.

Your expression looked like
you were filming.

No.

It's probably just a rehearsal.

You're racking your brain

all day and all night.

Won't you overwork it?

I made you lunch, it's in the fridge.

You can heat it up later.

Don't smoke too much.

Don't exhaust yourself.

If you're stuck while thinking,

go out for a walk.

I'm going.

Colleagues, thank you for your hard work.

I'm treating everyone to drinks today.

In the future,
I hope to continue working with everyone.

My promotion to section manager today

is honestly a bit unexpected, even to me.

But I will work even harder
to lead everyone

in making our department

an exceptional company asset.

Thank you, everyone. Thank you!

Dian-Feng Chen,

the manager wants to see you.

Okay.

Fan Man.

I tried to support you
for the section manager promotion,

but it didn't work out.

Keep trying.

There will be future opportunities.

According to Human Resources' data,

your overtime for the past two months
has been rather low.

Sir,

I only leave when my work is done.

Fan Man.

We're old classmates.

That's why I'm advising you.

This kind of thing is

what the company wants to see,

not how efficient you are.

Also, the economy isn't good right now
and you know

the company hasn't made
much profit in the past few years.

You'll just need to endure
your salary adjustment.

Let's do our best together.

The company won't do you wrong. Okay?

Move that screen for me.

Sir.

Sir.

The patient is unconscious
and not responding.

Checking the pulse.

Did he slit his wrists or eat rat poison?

No, he tried to commit suicide
by eating these.

What drug is this?

Weight loss pills.

UNSTOPPABLE SLIMMING

Fuck. Was he killing himself or dieting?

How the hell would I know?

He just downed the whole bottle

and started frothing at the mouth.

Everyone in the sauna freaked out.

Blowing bubbles like a crab.

Two years ago,

Tin Can somehow managed
to find a girlfriend.

Later,

we discovered they met at a diner.

-Careful.
-That was also when

Tin Can started borrowing money
and maxing out credit cards.

In the end, he even called up loan sharks.

Fuck.

We shouldn't have joked last time

about killing himself.

Don't think too hard.

It wasn't like that.

Hey, both of you.

Your friend should be fine, right?

I guess so.

-Yes.
-Perfect.

Here, if you could please

pay your friend's bill.

Two set meals for 7,200 dollars.

What did he eat?

"Set meal"

means he called for a girl.

Why are there two then?

He did it twice.

Damn.

Even before he dies, he's fucking around.

Do you have that much?

I'll call Blockage.

Hold on, excuse me.

Excuse me, hold on.

Blockage.

Where are you?

I…

I'm outside.

I…

I'll call you later.

Are you okay?

Well…

Okay.

Let's continue.

You said that you built houses?

I…

I do.

If you can,

you should build your own house.

Here.

This album is a list
of women looking for remarriage.

Look.

At your age,

a remarrying partner is best.

They have more experience

and a stronger sense
of family responsibility.

You can support each other.

Once you become our member,

you'll be able to see all of our data.

We have a lifetime membership.

If you divorce and come back,

that's no issue.

DATING AGENCY

Miss Weng has a misunderstanding
about Blockage.

He doesn't build houses.

He makes paper model houses.

Blockage came to a dating agency

because his grandma's health is poor

and bedridden.

A neighbor recommended

that he get married

to wash away the misfortune.

Blockage was raised
as a kid by his grandma.

The two of them

live above a paper model shop.

Blockage clearly knows

that the paper shop

can't even support the two of them.

How could he marry someone
and have a child?

SONGMEI PAPER MODEL SHOP

SONGMEI PAPER MODEL SHOP

Granny.

Is it time?

Time only exists

in this dimension.

Everything, in the beginning,

was simple in principle

and evolved in complexity.

All things from nonbeing to being,

from whence they came,

so they shall return.

In modern society,

men work all day

to make a living

and don't have the energy at night.

At times like this, you can rely on

the Immortal Tiger Dragon Pills
Pills Pills Pills Pills.

Cut!

Mr. Immortal,

you can say the last line normally.

We'll edit in the echo later.

That way, it'll sound better.

Really?

Is that right?

Yes, you can take a break.

Tin Can.

When Mr. Immortal comes out,
don't look at the camera.

Look at Mr. Immortal.

Tom.

It's cold.

Tin Can.

It's tough to find work nowadays.

It wasn't easy
to recommend you to this client.

Just suck it up.

Also, when you're here,

you need to call me "Director."

Director.

Tom.

Do you want to keep this angle

or change the shots?

Wait a moment.

Okay.

Tin Can.

Looking at the camera or Mr. Immortal

means different things
in the language of film.

If you look at the camera,

it means something is going to happen.

If this was a European movie,

the camera
would slowly zoom into your face.

If this was an American movie,

it would zoom into my eyes

and make a transition to another scene.

I think you need another shot

or a close-up where I look at the camera.

That's more persuasive for the audience.

Also, Tom,

is this scene in the morning or at night?

The sex scene is obviously at night.

Is something wrong?

It's so bright.

Did you narrow the aperture?

What do you mean?

You're a filmmaker,

but you don't know
how to shoot "day for night"?

What's "day for night"?

In old American Western films

like John Ford's Stagecoach

and Howard Hawks' Red River,

they shot night scenes
in the middle of nowhere.

They couldn't set up the lighting.

So they shot during the daytime

with a narrow aperture.

Keep it narrow.

It'll look like nighttime.

That's what "day for night" is.

Did you get it?

A-Chang.

Let's narrow the aperture

to make it look like "day for night."

Tom, are you sure?

This is a pill commercial.

Will your client be able to process it?

Let me tell you.

Every parking space here costs a million.

Mine only cost 480,000

and it's the same square foot

and the same bank loan.

Isn't this space for motorcycles?

This space is for cars.

And look,

there's another benefit.

When people open their doors,

they won't hit my car.

I even get exercise

by pushing it every day and saving money.

I think other people are more afraid
of your car door hitting them.

Fuck.

Come see my house.

Motherfucker.

How could I forget my bag?

Fuck.

-Do you need help pulling it?
-No.

I pull it every day.

I want to replace this tile.

Why replace it?

It's not stuck on properly
and it's hollow underneath.

You're such an expert.

People like us are lucky

to be able to buy one house in our lives.

We need to be experts.

How much was it?

It costs 7.2 million

with a 2-million-down payment.

How did you get so much money?

I saved it.

I only saved 300,000 though.

The rest was an inheritance from my dad.

Why do you smoke so much?

It's a new house.

I'm celebrating.

But you smoked two in a row.

I'm going to take a nap

so I'm smoking one ahead of time.

Ahead of time?

So I won't wake up mid-nap to smoke

and hurt my sleep quality.

Mom, you're rubbing mud on it again?

Yes. Rubbing mud
lets the city folk know it's fresh.

Is my necktie straight?

Yes, it's very straight.

-You're changing jobs today?
-Yes.

Tom recommended it.
A household registration office job.

Isn't he unemployed?

Why doesn't he get a job for himself?

He wants to be a director.

He's too busy writing screenplays to work.

Being a director means being unemployed.

He only shoots 1 film every 300 years.

There are three main points

to residency checks.

Firstly, the residence

must be indoors.

Indoors means four walls

with a roof

and a door.

Secondly,

they must sleep

on a bed with a pillow and a blanket.

These three things are a must.

Thirdly,

they must have a place to bathe.

By the way,

remember to take photos.

You don't need to wear a tie

when you come to work.

We want to be approachable.

In this department,

only the boss wears a tie.

Okay?

TRAIN CROSSING AHEAD
VIDEO SURVEILLANCE IN OPERATION

Is this No. 411?

Yes.

Sir, I'm from Household Registration.

-Did you apply for a residence transfer?
-Yes.

Please have a seat.

No, thank you.

Your house…

Why are there no walls?

Walls?

Who says walls
need to be made of cement and brick?

Do you sleep here?

Yes, this is my bed.

I sleep here.

Where do you bathe?

There. Do you see that bucket?

Young man.

Let me tell you.

Men shouldn't bathe regularly.

Otherwise, they'll lose their qi.

I see.

-I'll take pictures of you, okay?
-Okay.

Registration checks today

are very different from the past.

In the past,
for public order and political reasons,

the police performed the checks.

However, right now,

the registration staff
only visits you in person

if you have any requests
or in special circumstances.

What requests do citizens have?

Usually, it's to attend a school district

or apply for social welfare.

Of course,

sometimes there are property disputes

that require residence transfers.

Is anyone home?

Is anyone home?

Is Jing-Long Chen here?

I'm from
the Household Registration Office.

Are you Jing-Long Chen?

Did you apply for a residence transfer?

Can I take a photo of you?

Dear viewers,

according to
our film crew's investigation,

this man is Jing-Long Chen.

He used to be talkative.

But after the property dispute,

he wrote everything he wanted to say

on the walls.

From then on,

he never said a word.

Young man.

Young man.

Young man.

Stop sleeping.

I was afraid that you couldn't finish

so I woke you up.

It's a Mercedes-Benz.

Young man.

Can you change this to a convertible?

Sir, you're very stylish,

but I don't know
what the traffic's like over there.

If you remove this part,

driving will be more dangerous.

You're right.

Safety first.

Perhaps I can add a spoiler.

A spoiler here?

That would look stylish.

I'll give you a chauffeur

to drive your car too.

Good.

That's good.

Young man,

why are you frowning?

I saw Golden Boy and Jade Girl recently.

Is that so?

Did you see Old Li as well?

Old Li?

Yes, he wears all-black and a hat.

He looks very serious

and pretentious.

I did.

He even said some confusing bullshit

that I couldn't understand.

He's actually a good guy.

He just likes to act that way.

But

people who see him

will be taken away

in one to two months.

If so,

do I need
to prepare anything for my grandma?

Don't think too hard.

Any cigarette you light

will burn to ash in the end.

People are the same.

Blockage got his nickname

because he stutters when he talks to us.

But it's strange.

He never has that difficulty

when he talks to spirits.

It's probably related
to his unique body constitution.

But it also causes him

trouble in his work

because his clients
often come to see him directly,

asking him to fix things.

Blockage doesn't mind helping them.

He says

that it's their last wish,

so helping is the right thing to do.

Next up, I will actively promote

the PLUS Project 2.0.

This project not only integrates
industry, government, and academics

but more importantly, it will attract
talent from Silicon Valley,

letting us surpass Taipei
in three years' time.

In five years, we'll catch up to Tokyo.

In ten years, we'll be on par
with New York.

Cut!

Mark. Scene one, take one.

Hey. How's that?

Mayor, you're so professional.

You're so charming for the camera.

I only described the things
my city government usually does.

It's nothing special.

Would you like to see your gallant figure?
It's really impressive.

-I can see it now?
-Yes.

-Please.
-Okay.

San-Lang, is the focus okay?

Play it back for the mayor.

Mayor, if anything needs improvement,

let us know, all right?

Director Wu, you're a professional.

What could I say?

However,

I have one suggestion.

Do consider

whether making my face

slightly bigger

conveys my determination,
a feeling of determination.

-Mayor, you're really so professional.
-Really?

We'll give you a close-up shot, okay?

-Right now?
-Yes.

Give the mayor a close-up.

-Mayor, take your time.
-Okay.

What are all of you doing?

Mayor.

Congressman.

-Congressman, why…
-Mayor.

Why are you here?

What happened? Should we talk later?
We're busy right now.

The party wants me
to withdraw from the election

because of my scandal.

You've got so many scandals,
I don't know which one you mean.

Mayor.

Congressman Gao is referring to

the Mount Foshan Buddha Park scandal.

I thought I was asked to withdraw

because my office was shot six times.

The party handled the issue
via procurement suspension.

All right, never mind.

What will we do now?

If we don't get a new candidate,

what will I tell my supporters?

Can we talk later? I'm busy now.

All right? Is that okay?

Let's go to the bathroom.

I'm in no hurry.

You can go first.

I'm shooting a commercial here.

Mayor.

You can shoot puff piece commercials
whenever you want.

What's the hurry?

If you don't finish today,
shoot it another day.

Pack it up.

-Pack it up.
-Okay. Fine.

Let's go talk.

-I'm sorry.
-Congressman Gao

loves making deals in the bathroom.

One, there are no security cameras.

Two, the bathroom is
Congressman Gao's lucky spot.

Pack it up.

After all,

every great figure
has their own lucky spot.

Our first president, Chiang Kai-Shek's
lucky spot was the riverbank.

He would stand
and watch fish swim against the current,

inspiring him to become humanity's savior.

A great man of our era,

a beacon of freedom,

and the bulwark of our people.

Everyone wants my position.

Can I refuse to drop out?

Old Gao.

You know you're a bad candidate.

The party has to consider the big picture.

This could impact
the presidential election.

What do you think then?

Let's find a greenhorn

with a good image,

no party affiliation,

and no political baggage.

You can still pull the strings.

That way, you can satisfy your sponsors

and I can keep
those who want to run quietly.

Tom is somewhat well-connected locally.

He sometimes takes cases for extra money.

But most of the time,

it's some strange products

or drugs of unknown origin.

Shooting the mayor's commercial today

pays better than usual.

But Congressman Gao's interruption meant

that he would be lucky

to make a break, even at this time.

Hello?

Anything?

Okay.

Director Wu.

This way, please.

Director Wu, please have a seat.

Director Wu.

-Hello.
-Hello.

I'm Wei-Qing Gao.

-Congressman Gao, pleased to meet you.
-Sit.

Director Wu,

our party has always lacked people

with art
and cultural backgrounds like you.

We want you to run for congressman.

I will hand my district over to you.

This…

I should discuss this with my wife first.

My life's goal has been to make movies.

To let Taiwan's cinema

be seen by the world.

Mayor.

You have such talent here.

Why didn't you introduce me sooner?

You're too polite.

Congressman Gao,

-there should be no issues.
-Okay.

Let's do it.

Director Wu,
I'm Congressman Gao's special assistant.

Pleased to work with you.

Thank you.

Another zero…

-Another zero…
-I lost.

Another zero…

-Another… Fuck.
-Fuck.

Is this a scam?

Let's chip in again.

Hurry.

Blockage, you've got
the lucky touch. Go buy it.

Money…

Here.

Tin Can, where's the money?

I don't have any money.

You ran out of them in two weeks?

It's true.

-See for yourself.
-Let me see.

Fuck, what's this?

A lucky bill.

People say a US dollar
in your wallet brings wealth.

It must not be working.

The bill looks fucking old.

Temple of Wealth,

Master Hsu,

and Hall of Fox Fairies.

What the hell?

The wallet has more charms than bills.

Give it back.

Look at this receipt.

It's one digit off
of the ten-million-dollar prize.

But due to the last digit,

I couldn't even win
the smallest 200-dollar prize.

What's the missing number?

If the last digit was "four,"

I would've won.

I kept this receipt with me

to remind myself.

My life was this close.

You're this close.

I'm this close.

We are all this close.

I don't know how close you are.

But I want to make an announcement.

I'm running for congressman.

Fuck, that's bullshit.

You can't even make it as Village Head.

Congress…

Congress…

Congress…

Congressman Wu.

Nice.

Perfect.

Turn sideways.

A little more. Great.

Excellent. A little more sideways.
A little more.

-Hang on, photographer.
-Great.

Let me help him with the clothes.

The shampoo I used

was pretty good.

It's dandruff-free

and plant-based organic.

I'll give it to you next time.

What's taking so long?

It's done.

Here.

Take a look.

It's good.

Let's get a full-body shot.

Congressman Gao.

I don't think "All ears"

is the best slogan.

What do you mean?

It's easy to be all ears.

I think we should point to tomorrow.

Ming-Tian,

let's go to the bathroom.

I just went.

Come on.

Taking a piss will clear your head.

It's good to be young.

One could piss ten feet upwind.

But at my age now,

even downwind, I dribble on my shoes.

Sir, aren't you taking a piss?

I just did.

How's it going?

It's pretty good.

Everyone is so professional.

Of course.

Making movies is not my thing,

but I'm a veteran at elections.

Just do as I say.

Of course.

Of course, I'll do as you say.

I only had a little thought.

I want it to match my name.

"Point to Tomorrow."

"Let people see Tom-orrow."

The idea is not bad.

But listen.

You're a novice.

What matters most for a novice?

-Being all ears.
-Okay.

-Who is it?
-Household Registration Office.

You are…

I'm from Household Registration.

Did you apply for a residence transfer?

Yes,

I did.

This way, please.

Do have a seat.

It's okay.

Okay.

Are you Ms. Mu-Hsuan Lin?

I am.

Can I see your ID?

Sure.

Tin Can is looking at this woman

with a different gaze

because she is

the school beauty
that he long yearned for.

Although he hasn't seen her
in over 20 years,

Tin Can would have recognized her

even if she was burned to ashes.

Why did you move here?

For work.

What do you do?

I'm a masseuse.

Like meridian therapy.

What's in that room?

It's my studio.

Can I see it?

There's no need to.

It's nothing, just a studio.

How long have you been here?

I moved in last month.

Can I take a photo of you?

A photo?

It's the protocol. I'm sorry.

Okay.

Then I…

Stand back a bit.

Okay.

Hi…

Hi.

Young lady, you snuck up here.

Mr. Li, I'm sorry.

This is Ms. Wang,
the one who is meeting you today.

She is her daughter.

She's concerned about

her mom's date

so she came up first.

We live in a dangerous world.

A-Qiao,

don't talk like that.

It's okay.

My clients are all upstanding figures.

Don't worry.

Ms. Wang,

have a seat.

Thank you.

Please take your time.

-I'll be downstairs.
-Okay.

This is my mom, A-Yue.

What's your name?

I'm…

Block…

Block…

Blockage.

I can tell.

But what's your name?

He says he's called Blockage.

It's his nickname.

Why do you want to meet my mom?

Miss Weng…

Miss Weng introduced us.

He didn't ask for me in particular.

Why are you still single at this age?

That's weird.

I…

take care of…

-Granny.
-Your job is taking care of your grandma?

-No, I…
-He means that he's busy working

and taking care of his grandma
so he's not married.

Mom.

You're being strange.

How could you understand him?

Do you two know each other?

-No.
-No, we don't.

I don't know

how I can understand him either.

In high school,

the school beauty
was in a different class.

But Tin Can always found a way

to get close to her.

The school beauty was
number 31 in Class 11,

while Tin Can was number 7 in Class 12.

Every day from 11:31 a.m. to 12:07 p.m.

was the period of time that God gave

for this Cowherd and Weaver Girl to meet.

At 11:49 a.m.,

the meeting reached its climax.

Please come in.

I happened to be checking registrations
nearby and thought I'd drop in.

Hope you don't mind my unannounced visit.

It's fine.

By the way…

Could you please fill these out?

-All of them?
-Yes.

Okay.

Ms. Lin.

You moved from Taipei,

but I saw in the system records
that you were originally from here, right?

Mr. Lin.

Are you here today
to have me fill out the forms

or to investigate my personal life?

Don't get me wrong.

The records are all in the system.

Since the election is coming,

we have to double-check

for ghost voters.

Done.

Thank you.

My hand is warm, isn't it?

Am I a ghost?

No.

Add me on LINE.

That way, you don't need
to keep checking my residency status.

Okay.

It has already been a week since the fire.

Come and see.

It's already rusted.

The police were still investigating

so we weren't allowed in.

Come and see.

It's still burning.

We can't live with this smoke.

When will insurance pay us?

The loss adjuster will send us the claim.

We'll then evaluate the claim.

How long will it take?

Two weeks at the earliest.

What? Two weeks!

Let me tell you.

I've lost ten million in damages

and that doesn't include the factory.

Come and see this here.

I worked hard for all this.

I've got a wife and children.

Your asshole insurance company

is dragging your feet with my claim.

Fuck. Two weeks.

Relax, Mr. Chiang.

We won't let you down.

How much sorrow can you hold?

Enough to fill a tin can with meat.

Such bullshit.

Where's Tom?

He said he's busy with the election.

HITTING STRONG, MING-TIAN WU

Who's that?

Looks familiar.

It's Tom.

Fuck. Looks like an idiot.

You had something to tell us?

Remember the little princess in Class 11?

Our school beauty?

Mi…

Minus.

A foreign-sounding name.

She changed her name to Mu-Hsuan Lin.

Lin…

How…

How…

How do you know?

I was checking household records.

It's the school…

It's the school beauty.

This place looks like a shady business.

Where did you meet her?

The Spades Building.

Spades…

All…

People…

who are…

hookers…

Hookers…

-Stop it.
-No…

-Enough.
-You…

After…

graduation…

didn't…

-she--
-Didn't she go to the States?

I checked.

She didn't go.

This showroom was specially designed

by the construction company

to showcase green buildings.

Congressman Gao chased down sponsors

and turned this housing sales office

into a grand headquarters.

Tom set up a desk in the old showroom

to make it his office.

The headquarters thinks
Tom is holed up here,

devising campaign strategy.

But he told me

that he was actually
devising his movie script.

However, I discovered
that most of the time,

he's gazing at the toilet on the wall.

Ming-Tian.

How's the script?

I've got some new ideas.

I'm putting them together.

I made this coffee this morning.

I was too busy to give it to you.

Not sure if it still tastes good.

Thank you.

Someone once said,

"The life of a brewed coffee

lasts only ten minutes."

How does it still smell so good

even after a long day?

These are Galápagos Island beans.

Their production is small.

The flavor is rounded and mellow.

It's especially sweet

when it travels down your throat.

The aroma rushes to my head.

I used the Kono style hand drip method.

The brewing takes a long time,

but it fully extracts
the layers of flavor.

No wonder it's so good.

If you like it,

I'll brew it for you every day.

Is that okay?

As long as you like it,

it's okay.

Ming-Tian.

Do you want to have sex with me?

I do now.

A Psalm of David.

"To the choirmaster.

Oh Lord.

Thou hast searched me

and known me.

Thou knowest

when I sit down and when I rise up.

Thou discernest my thoughts

from afar.

Thou searchest out my path

and my lying down

and art acquainted with

all my ways."

With this Psalm,

God makes us
reflect on our life in four ways.

God is omniscient.

-God is omnipresent…
-Dear viewers,

you may find
the actor of this Father familiar.

He played not only this Father,

but also the sauna manager,

and Old Li, who appeared
with the Golden Boy and the Jade Girl.

He's a messenger from God,

a hardworking common man,

and an angel of death

who guides the dead to Western Paradise.

Now that we can buy 3-in-1 instant coffee,

we can also have 3-in-1 actors.

…when our prayers aren't answered,

it invites us to self-reflect.

Father.

Dian-Feng,

I haven't seen you doing
a mass offering for a long time.

GOD'S COMPASSIONATE HEART
THIS DOOR GUIDES US IN

How are you?

Since my dad passed away,

I've had doubts about life.

Don't run from them.

Come to church more often.

Okay.

I can see from your frown

that something is wrong.

Father,

I'm having a child.

That's wonderful!

It's a gift from God.

But I'm not married.

You didn't use birth control?

Have I sinned?

Dian-Feng,

do not try to self-interpret scripture.

If scripture cannot help people,

what meaning does it hold?

I don't feel confident about my future.

Your future

is not in your hands.

What you can decide

is to get married,

welcome the child,

raise the child,

and walk God's path together.

Goldfinger.

Mr. Kato?

Yes, Mr. Lin.

Why are you here?

I came to see you.

I…

I…

I…

You can just speak Chinese.

There will be subtitles below.

Okay, understood.

Mr. Kato,

I really admire you.

I've seen all your films.

I know.

I've seen you on
the other side of the screen too.

Did I have my clothes on?

I didn't either.

Mr. Lin,

there's something on your mind.

Mr. Kato.

How did you know?

If not,

that bear wouldn't be like that.

I've had a crush on a girl

for nearly 30 years.

I met her recently.

Is she married?

Does she have a boyfriend?

You don't have to worry then.

Go get her.

But

she is a hooker.

Mr. Lin.

How could that be a problem?

Do you know how many
AV actresses I've had sex with?

We are ordinary people.

We fell in love.

We get our hearts broken.

Our job

and your goddess's job

is to bring happiness to this world.

If you truly love your goddess,

you should bring her happiness too.

I will now

pass my wisdom

and mastery

all to you.

You are my only apprentice

in Taiwan.

Come, give me your hand.

Hold my fingers.

Open your hand.

Look.

You got this.

Thank you.

What…

What I…

What I do…

You…

We're okay with what you do.

It's a good thing.

Why wouldn't it be okay?

You…

Your…

husband…

He…

My husband

passed away when A-Qiao was little.

He was a construction worker.

In order to afford a house,

he worked too hard.

One day, he was too exhausted.

He fell from a high place

and died.

Mom was taking care of me

and didn't have time for a boyfriend.

Who would want a poor woman

with a child?

I…

I…

I make…

paper…

Also…

no…

Blockage thinks women

are also afraid of his paper models.

Besides, he's poor

so he never got a girlfriend.

People…

People…

whole…

Whole life…

afford…

Afford…

Many people spend their whole life working

and still can't afford a house.

I make…

paper houses…

for…

the dead…

Blockage makes paper houses for the dead

to help them achieve
what they couldn't in life.

After they die,

their souls can rest in peace.

When they leave,

they'll have no regrets.

Blockage.

Do you like my mom?

I…

I…

I am…

serious…

Seriously will…

Mom, what is he saying?

I…

I don't know

what he's saying.

But you know everything he says.

I…

will…

Will…

Why are you stuttering too?

He says that

-he is serious--
-Don't.

He is serious

about us.

After several dates,

A-Yue started helping at the paper shop.

Although they're not married yet,

A-Yue already made it her home.

Not only did she clean the house,

but she also became the shop receptionist.

Blockage, you're going to Director Guo's
funeral home at 4:30 p.m.

She became in charge of

all outside liaisons.

A-Yue is a simple woman.

Because of her simplicity,

she understands everything Blockage says.

The milkfish soup is ready.

I'll bring it to Granny.

RECEPTION CENTER

A-Ya, can you edit my fingers
to be longer?

Yes.

That's good.

Too long isn't natural either.

Pointing like this and the slogan says,

"Tomorrow will be better."

Congressman.

This is the mock-up.

We want to show you

and get your approval.

You came up with this?

We designed it together.

So

you gave up on "All ears."

"Tomorrow will be better."

And I'm worse then?

Congressman.

Let's go to the bathroom.

Why?

Does my face make you want to take a piss?

Congressman.

Let's go.

My brother Gao.

I often ask myself

why I received the honor of your help.

Then just shut your mouth

and be all ears.

I know I am just a puppet.

But let me tell you,

I have my own thoughts too.

Now that the ballot number has been drawn,

it's too late to make a substitution.

I can just throw the election.

I've got nothing to lose.

But it's a different story for you.

Do you think I'll let you go?

No.

But there are more people
who won't let you go.

Your sponsors,

your patrons who handle problems,

and your financing organizations.

You've gone too far.

I'm not done yet.

Now it's you who needs me,

not I who need you.

Make tomorrow better then.

But I'm telling you,

stay away from Val é rie.

PROMOTE FOLKLORE
CULTURAL HERITAGE

There's the bride!

We're here.

-So beautiful!
-My goodness!

-You're so beautiful!
-Gosh!

-You look so happy.
-Congratulations.

-You're so noisy, he is sleeping.
-Be good.

I love you.

Wait, let's take a group picture.

Three, two, one.

-You're so happy.
-Indeed.

I can't believe you're the first to marry.

-What?
-You sound a little jealous.

Of course.

Look at me, do I have a choice?

-Where did you get knocked up?
-Your bump looks so big now.

-Tell us.
-How?

At a comic book store.

-You're crazy.
-Right!

You're crazy.

The cubicles are so small…

-How did you do it?
-He covered her mouth.

You know…

Covered my mouth?

How did you know?

I want to tell you Fan Man's story.

When Fan Man worked in Taipei,

he rarely slept

and dreamt a lot.

After he returned to southern Taiwan,
the problem stayed.

When he couldn't sleep,

he would go
to the 24-hour comic book store.

That's how he met A-Zen

who also couldn't sleep.

A-Zen's job was in Taipei

with business trips to southern Taiwan.

When she couldn't sleep,

she would go to comic book stores.

A-Zen loves comic books.

She would read until she collapsed,

squeaking, and giggling.

That was how Fan Man

noticed A-Zen.

It was because of her laughter.

At first, the two sat back to back.

Then, they sat face to face.

Later,

they simply sat together for warmth.

In the end,

they entered the bridal chamber,

which was a comic book cubicle.

Let's congratulate them.

Congratulations!

With his incredible talent

and her well-known virtue,

they are a peerless couple.

The groom is handsome and smart.

The bride is lovely and sweet.

After the consummation tonight,

they will welcome an offspring next year.

We have a lot of VIPs today.

Congressman Gao is also here with us.

Let's welcome him
to the stage for a few words.

Let's give a round of applause
to Congressman Gao.

Congratulations!

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am Congressman Gao

who values justice and our community.

We are here today

to bless these newlyweds.

To a long life together

and may they soon have a son

to vitalize our nation.

Let's raise our glasses.

Here.

MING-TIAN WU

Let's drink.

Cheers!

Cheers!

This election

has become very competitive.

Because I have other personal plans,

our party has nominated
a newcomer, Ming-Tian Wu,

to continue serving you.

Please support.

-I urge you to support Ming-Tian Wu
-Please support.

as you have supported me, okay?

-Okay!
-Cherish Congressman Gao.

-Support Ming-Tian Wu.
-Support Ming-Tian Wu.

-Cherish Congressman Gao.
-Cherish Congressman Gao.

-Support Ming-Tian Wu.
-Support Ming-Tian Wu.

Although Tom is a young man,

as a film director,

he could have pursued
his career in Taipei.

Yet he chose to stay

and contribute to his hometown.

Thank you, everyone.

My fellow villagers,

I'll be all ears for your opinions

and build for everyone

a city for arts and a cultural metropolis.

Please support me!
Give me a chance to serve you.

Please support me.

Please support me.

-Victory!
-Victory!

Let Ming-Tian Wu

lead us to a better tomorrow.

Let's make tomorrow better.

"Tom-orrow" will be better!

-Tomorrow will be better.
-Tomorrow will be better.

-Tomorrow will be better.
-Thank you!

Everyone who is here today,

please get ten of your friends to vote.

Send Ming-Tian Wu to Congress, okay?

-Thank you!
-Okay!

Thank you!

Cherish Congressman Gao.

Support Ming-Tian Wu.

Cherish Congressman Gao.

Support Ming-Tian Wu.

Cherish Congressman Gao.

Thank you, dear friends,

for giving your blessings

to the bride and groom today.

Please excuse them
so that they can change their outfit

and they'll return
to share a toast with us.

Fan Man.

Are you all right?

Tom turned your wedding

into his campaign rally.

What bullshit.

It doesn't matter.

We're friends.

So many people came

so it'll help his campaign.

What's wrong then?

I don't know.

I'm getting married today

and a child is coming.

Isn't it great?

Fuck you.

I have nothing.

A-Zen is a good girl.

I don't know why she likes me.

I always thought I was a lonely guy.

I would buy

a small house

with a parking space

and live with my mom.

That'd be enough.

Can I make A-Zen happy?

Two people will be happy
if both of them put in efforts.

I always thought life was simple.

Study hard.

Get a job.

Marry someone you like.

But now, fuck.

I work hard on everything,

but everything turns to shit.

Fan Man.

That is how life is.

You worry too much.

Your wife is ready.

Get ready to toast.

All of us know

that Tom's breakfast is delicately plated.

Most of the time,

it's a salmon fillet

with some tasty sides.

But today, A-Zhi has prepared

a special dish to terrify Tom.

Why did you put your underwear
on the plate?

When's the last time you saw my underwear?

You don't even know what it looks like.

Would this fit me?

Whose is this then?

I'm asking you.

I really don't know.

Ming-Tian Wu.

Why was this in your pocket?

I don't know.

Ming-Tian Wu, you son of a bitch.

You son of a bitch!

How long have I been with you?

How much shit have we been through?

I buy my underwear from street vendors!

Cotton made!

I can't even buy new ones
when they loosen!

You heartless damn asshole!

I didn't dare have children…

for your sake.

I had two abortions without telling you.

All for you

and your endless movie dream!

You shameless shit!

Are you done?

A-Zhi.

I don't know whose underwear that is.

Trust me.

I'll find out who set me up.

After the incident blew up,

Tom ran out to find

the person who set him up.

But in fact,

the underwear

was a souvenir

from when Tom had coffee

with Val é rie in the office.

Since then,

Tom kept it in his pocket,

slipping his hand in
to play with it from time to time

or taking it out to sniff

when no one is around.

I thought you were busy campaigning.

How could I miss
a friend's housewarming party?

Where's the house?

Here.

This?

No doubt. I have already asked.

Let's go.

From…

-the back.
-The back. Yes.

Fuck. Blockage.

Are you fucking crazy?

Do you really want to move here?

Yes.

Does this dog bark?

You idiot.

Enter…

-Sit.
-Okay.

Take…

-Take off our shoes?
-Yes.

Idiot.

Here.

After you, Congressman.

Take the drinks.

This is yours.

Blockage.

How long did it take to build this?

Almost…

Almost…

six months.

It's cool in here.

No need for air conditioning.

Is there a spirit?

Damn it.

Stop that nonsense.

Can I smoke?

Yes.

But…

be…

careful.

All right.

Get the playing cards.

You made this too?

I'm…

not…

that bored.

I bought it.

Blockage.

Why are there pillows and blankets here?

I…

I…

sometimes…

take a nap…

here.

It really is a house warming party.

The air stinks.

Blockage, open a window.

There's really a window?

Fuck. There's a view too.

It's…

Mount…

Mount…

Mount Fuji.

Fuck.

Amazing.

I have an idea.

Tom, if you're stuck
while writing scripts,

just move in here.

Script…

Script…

SCRIPT

Did you make this, Blockage?

This…

This…

This is…

for you.

Are there words in it?

Bullshit. There'll be words
if you burn it.

Bullshit.

What's that?

The school beauty?

You…

You want…

Want…

school beauty…

I'll…

make one for you.

Make one, your ass.

Did you go there?

No.

If you don't go, I will.

I…

will…

go too.

I'll go and canvass her vote.

Fuck. You would really dare to go?

It's not whether we dare,

but whether we would want to go.

The school beauty is yours.

Or…

how about…

you…

You go…

and…

Seven…

Seven thousand…

two hundred dollars…

Don't…

-Don't…
-Don't pay me back?

Don't pay me back.

8,000 in total

plus money for room and shower.

Fine, get the cards.

Seize the day.

Be brave.

-Again?
-Fuck.

You got lucky earlier. Fine, a second bet.

-Scoop.
-You too.

-I…
-You too.

Wait.

-Wait.
-Fuck.

The first time doesn't count.

What the fuck?

No gambling at a housewarming.

What's wrong, Tom?

Bumpy campaign?

Or is your wife nagging you?

No. It's nothing.

Nothing?

He is grumpy and still says it's nothing.

Number 4.

This is congressional candidate
Ming-Tian Wu's campaign bus,

asking for support from fellow citizens.

Ladies and gentlemen.

What you are hearing now

is a voice-over I made for Tom's campaign.

A few days after Blockage's
housewarming party,

Tom made me record it.

Not only did he not pay
for my transportation,

but he even asked me
to write the script myself.

As we sat in the office
with the toilet on the wall,

he asked if I remembered the receipt
that was off by the number "four,"

the receipt that almost won ten million.

When the candidates drew ballot numbers,

to his surprise, he drew "four."

He said that after so long,

God is finally telling him
the meaning of the number "four."

Granny.

Why are you up?

I feel better today.

I wanted to make you some red bean soup.

I need to make a delivery now.

Don't wait up.

Is A-Yue coming?

She'll be here in a minute.

Okay.

-Granny, I'm leaving now.
-Okay, take care.

Thank you, please sit.

Thank you.

-Let's get a seat.
-Make sure everyone gets one.

-Thank you.
-Please show your support.

MING-TIAN WU

-Have a seat.
-Okay.

-Have a seat.
-Thank you.

-Thank you
-Have a seat.

-Hello, ma'am.
-Tom.

-How are you? Thank you.
-I'm fine.

Look!

You're just as handsome as in the photo!

You look beautiful too.

-Please show your support, okay?
-I'll support you.

Please welcome Congressman Gao!

Ma'am, the Congressman is here.

Thank you for your hard work.

Thank you for your hard work.

-Please show your support.
-Thank you…

-Please show your support.
-Show your support.

-Thank you.
-Please show your support.

Mrs. Wu.

How may I help you?

This is the Congressman's office.

Hello.

How should I address you?

Just call me Val é rie.

Val é rie.

It's French.

Valérie.

It means "bravery."

You must be fucking brave then.

What do you mean?

Mrs. Wu, why are you holding this?

I washed it for you.

Mrs. Wu, there must be a misunderstanding.

Put it away.

Don't put it in my Tom's pocket again.

What do you mean?

Brave Val é rie,

some things

can't be done with bravery alone.

Are you insane?

First, you bring me a thong

and then make some hideous claims.

It's you that's hideous.

Your ass is too small for dicks.

Watch your tongue.

Ms. Val,

I've been very polite to you.

My Tom is going to be a film director.

Let's be clear.

For him,

you are just a fling.

Shit, we can't go
to that noodle place again.

Something is wrong with it.

What?

Do I smell?

Not really. How's your stomach?

Fine. It's better now.

That's good.

What's that? Let me dry my hands with it.

It's nothing.

-Let me dry my hands with it.
-No.

-Give me.
-It's dirty.

-Dirty.
-I need to dry--

I'll give you a new tissue paper.

A new tissue paper.

The campaign headquarters
was established today

for Ming-Tian Wu,
a congressional candidate

for Taichung's Eastern District.

Let the ceremony begin.

The war drums sound out!

NUMBER 4, MING-TIAN WU

CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE
FOR TAICHUNG'S EAST DISTRICT

TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!

MING-TIAN WU

TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER
MING-TIAN WU

LISTEN TO THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE
MING-TIAN WU

Victory!

Tomorrow will be better!

Tom-orrow will be better!

Number 4!

Ming-Tian Wu!

Tom!

Go for it!

Go, Tom!

Ming-Tian Wu!

-Victory!
-Victory!

Ming-Tian Wu!

-Victory!
-Victory!

Ming-Tian Wu!

-Victory!
-Victory!

Tomorrow will be better!

-Tom-orrow will be better!
-Tom-orrow will be better!

-Tom-orrow will be better!
-Tom-orrow will be better!

Tom!

Go, Tom!

A-Zhi, go for it!

Go!

Ming-Tian Wu!

-Victory!
-Victory!

Ming-Tian Wu!

-Victory!
-Victory!

Ming-Tian Wu!

-Victory!
-Victory!

Tom!

-Go for it!
-Go for it!

Go!

Taiwan, go!

Taiwan, go! Taiwan…

Tom!

-To victory!
-Victory!

To victory!

Victory!

Blockage noticed his stutter was gone

when his grandma got up
to make red bean soup.

On one hand, Blockage is glad

that his stutter has improved.

But on the other hand,

he's worried that
his grandma's sudden mental clarity

is what people call "terminal lucidity."

At this moment

when he's unsure how to feel,

in addition to delivering goods,

he has decided

to contribute his non-stuttering voice

to his friend's campaign.

Showing his full support.

This is the compensation?

Is this a joke?

Only three million?

I lost more than ten million in goods,

not including the factory building.

This is our loss adjuster's estimate.

We didn't make up the numbers.

Manager, are you mute?

Say something.

Where's your general manager?

Sir, don't be mad.

Let's talk it out.

I did, but you didn't give a shit.

That's why I brought them today.

Do you know?

Many families depend
on my factory to live.

Without enough compensation,
we'll starve and die in the streets.

-The factory hasn't operated for years.
-What are you talking about?

Don't piss him off.

I'm sorry.
He's not good at expressing himself.

-He didn't mean it.
-Make the insurance company pay.

You're not the ones paying anyway.
Don't be an ass.

-It's not like that.
-Then like what?

-Like your ass?
-Keep quiet.

Will the company thank you
for being loyal?

-Will you get a bonus?
-Sir.

Let me tell you. Our insurance company
has direct connections to the police.

I've met many clients like you.

Don't try to trick us.

-It won't work.
-Stop talking.

Now what?

Are you accusing me of a scam?

-No--
-Fine. Fuck your aunt.

You'd better watch your back.

-No…
-That's ridiculous. My aunt?

-Enough. Wait in the office.
-Fuck your mom. What the fuck?

My mom too?

Wait in the office. Go.

Go.

Don't be mad, sir.
He says things without thinking.

He's very blunt.

Never mind.

Let me handle it.

Fan Man, sit.

How old are you?

Don't be so angry.

They're the mafia.

They came, all the way down here

and you weren't helping.

Do you know the difference between

doing things right
and doing the right things?

No.

Doing things right gets you promoted.
Doing the right thing doesn't.

You mean the difference
between kissing ass and not kissing ass.

Fan Man.

Everyone knows you're capable.

You always do the right thing,

but that can make us look bad.

Even the boss might think

the company can't do without you.

Nickel,

I see what you mean.

What did you call me?

What's with the attitude?

My classmate,

do you know why you were called
“Nickel” in high school?

Because your name is Yi-Yuan Mei.

You're "not worth a dime."

I respected you as the manager

so I have never told our co-workers
that your nickname was "Nickel"

and nobody knew we were classmates.

I did all the work you asked for.

Whenever I asked for a raise,
you spoke of self-sacrifice

while you swapped new cars.

Did I say a fucking word?

I asked Fan Man later,

why he jumped,

he languidly answered,

"I wanted to jump."

Scientists say the universe

was born with the Big Bang

that created time and space.

But before the Big Bang,

it may have all been chaos.

I think life is the same.

We spend a lot of time

looking for answers to life.

But perhaps

the answer itself

is chaos.

SPRING

Who is it?

More forms to fill in?

I'm here for you today.

I thought of you the other day.

What were you thinking about?

I don't know. I just thought of you.

I think

you're quite different
from other men I know.

Different how?

Well, it's…

a feeling of familiarity.

Like we've known each other
for a long time.

Wait here.

I'll go get ready.

Minus.

That was my name a long time ago.

I almost forgot about it.

Who are you?

I'm Guan-Tao Lin.

I've liked you for a long time.

Since when?

Since the first time that I saw you.

When was the first time?

So your last visit

wasn't about signing forms?

I just wanted to see you.

How about today?

Are you here to see me

or are you here as a customer?

Wait here.

I'll go get ready.

For most men,

when they were young,

there was a goddess in their hearts.

As they get older,

the goddess slowly fades away.

But for some, the longing never fades.

In the end,

they place her upon an altar

to be worshipped occasionally

when she comes to mind.

For Tin Can,

the school beauty is
like a worshipped ancestor.

She shouldn't have
stepped down from the altar.

After all,

when a goddess descends,

she shows her true colors.

Without the distance,

the beautiful illusion evaporates.

Which gasoline, sir?

The 92, full tank.

Got him!

None of your business. Fuck off!

Fucking asshole.

Get out!

-Fuck!
-Get him!

Go!

Fuck!

-Fucking asshole!
-Take this!

-Fuck you!
-Fucking asshole!

Why are you beating me?

When the police arrested the culprits,

they discovered it was revenge

on the wrong guy.

Like most absurd news stories,

Blockage left this world for no reason.

He thought his grandma getting up

to make red bean soup

was terminal lucidity

and he felt uneasy.

But he realized now

that his becoming unblocked

was his own terminal lucidity.

He started to worry about
who would look after his grandma

and whether she refrigerated the soup.

Blockage always puts others first

and rarely considers himself.

I think he's like most Taiwanese.

Straightforward and caring.

But the heavens showed him no mercy.

Through his eyes,

he saw the other world

and used his own hands

to fulfill others' last wishes.

But what about his own wishes?

Passionate, spirited, and hardworking.

Knowledgeable and trustworthy.

Although he is new,

Ming-Tian Wu will hear
your heartfelt wishes

and your needs.

That's his mission.

Citizens, let's gather our votes

for Number 4, Ming-Tian Wu.

Please support.

Thank you.

Number 4.

This is congressional candidate
Ming-Tian Wu's campaign bus.

We ask the candidate,

Ming-Tian Wu,

to please take a bow.

Step forward.

Please burn the incense.

Please bow to the deceased.

Bow.

Conclude.

Family, please bow.

-Let's thank congressional candidate,
-Be strong.

Mr. Ming-Tian Wu,

for joining the memorial today.

Thank you very much.

NUMBER 4, MING-TIAN WU

Please support. Please support Number 4.

Thank you.

Please show your support.

-Please show your support.
-Thank you.

-Please show your support.
-Thank you.

Please support Number 4.

Please show your support.

Thank you.

What's your hurry?

Has it started?

-I have other places to go to.
-What other places?

Are you here to shake hands

or to pay respects?

Do you think
the damn election is better than us?

I'm here to see my classmate, so what?

See your classmate?

Is this your classmate?

See!

-What are you doing?
-See your classmate?

Did you even ask when Blockage was hurt?

-I was busy.
-How busy?

Do you think we're not busy?

How busy can you be with that kind of job?

You asshole, what did you say?

What the hell?

-What did you say?
-Let go of me!

What the hell do you want?

-Say it again.
-What?

-Say it again.
-What?

What now?

Calm down.

You think you're better than us?

See your classmate.

Go and see then.

-I'm already here, what--
-Go and see.

Stop it.

Why are you making such a scene?

-Is that your problem or ours?
-Stop it.

Motherfucker!

You think you're so great?

-Motherfucker!
-Stop it.

Stop it.

-Motherfucker!
-Stop it.

-Break it up!
-This film

might be the first in history

where the director enters
the frame to hit people.

Shooting films is unbearable sometimes.

You can't separate

the movie from real life.

You might say this film is absurd.

But for many people,

life itself is a bunch of bullshit.

Clapperboard!

CLASSMATES MINUS

DEDICATED TO OUR CLASSMATE, JUN-JIE LAI

Ladies and gentlemen,

and most esteemed guests.

Now, my humble self

will sing a song

to comfort everyone's sadness

and clear out

the woes from your body.

From now on,

our families will live

happily ever after.

Health and wealth for all.

Dear viewers,

what we now see

is a typical Taiwanese
real estate commercial.

Such commercials

profile the life of a high-flyer.

It costs two million
per three square meters.

Living here

means being successful.

The house itself

becomes a family heirloom.

In a few centuries,

it could be selected by UNESCO

to be a World Heritage Site.

When we're young,

we often talk about the future.

Someday, I'll have

a glorious homecoming,

an expensive car,

marry a beautiful wife,

and live in a mansion.

We believe

the wings on our backs

will lift us into the sky

if only we work hard.

But in our '40s,

we started to realize

that actually,

we are just chickens.

Finally,

if I may take a moment of your time,

I'd like to introduce the singer

at the end of this movie.

Wearing sunglasses

and playing the guitar,

he is "Chairman" Ke,

the lead singer of LTK Commune.

Although we could not
pay him a great deal,

we sincerely invited him

to contribute to our soundtrack.

You may not be familiar with LTK or Ke,

but their music has
deeply influenced Taiwan.

In particular,
this track, “Cartoon Pistol.”

For men like us

who are caught in our '40s,

it is the heartbeat we hear

in the dead of night.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME

Subtitle translation by:
Sean Lin and Chen-Hsiu Kuo