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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,916 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:14,333 "THEY SEE ME AS A MIX BETWEEN PIPPI LONGSTOCKING AND AL CAPONE" 3 00:00:14,416 --> 00:00:16,083 CLARK OLOFSSON 4 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:22,083 BASED ON TRUTHS AND LIES 5 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:25,083 [serene music playing] 6 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:37,125 [slurring] Clark, come here. 7 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:40,875 Clark, listen to me. Here's the deal. 8 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,500 Life is full of disappointments. 9 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:45,625 So you've just got to man up. 10 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:49,458 You understand? You just man up and then you handle that shit. 11 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:52,958 That's right. 12 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:55,625 You man up and handle it. [chuckles] 13 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:59,125 You look so cute together, boys. 14 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:02,041 Shut your mouth, you stupid bitch! 15 00:01:03,041 --> 00:01:04,375 [mutters] Cranky bastard. 16 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:07,541 That's the point of the whole goddamn thing. Understand? 17 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:08,958 [snorts, grunts] 18 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:10,833 Don't listen to her. 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 [Clark screams] 20 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:19,291 [sinister orchestral music playing] 21 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:21,791 Oh, for Christ's sake! 22 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,500 Sten, what the hell?! 23 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,125 - You shut your mouth! - Clark! 24 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:27,791 - Clark! - He has to learn to take care of himself. 25 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:29,416 [Ingbritt] He's only six! 26 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,125 Yeah, exactly! About fucking time! 27 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:33,750 [grunts] What the...? 28 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:35,416 [Sten grunts] 29 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:40,083 [Ingbritt] Clark! Help him, goddamn it! Sten, for fuck's sake! 30 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,791 - Goddamn it! - Jump in and get him out! 31 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:44,750 Now look what you've done, you stupid goddamn bitch! 32 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,000 [Ingbritt grunts] 33 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:49,375 [Ingbritt] Clark! 34 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,083 [Ingbritt groans] 35 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:52,250 Please, Sten. 36 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:53,333 Help him. 37 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:56,500 Clark? Clark! Clark! 38 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,750 Sten! He's gonna drown! 39 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:01,875 - [Clark gasps] - Clark! Such a good boy. 40 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:03,666 About fucking time! 41 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,666 Now dive down and get the damn bottle, you little shit! 42 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:08,125 Sten! No! 43 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:10,416 - Clark! - I said get the damn bottle! [grunts] 44 00:02:11,416 --> 00:02:12,833 What the fuck, Sten?! 45 00:02:12,916 --> 00:02:14,375 [Sten speaks indistinctly] 46 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,041 - Get the bottle! - Clark! 47 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,916 [Clark] I never listened to my old man's bullshit, 48 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,958 but that's exactly what I remember, and I've thought a lot about it. 49 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,166 Sometimes life is full of disappointments, 50 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,708 and at those times, you have to man up and handle them. 51 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:37,208 When life is at its best, 52 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,291 you have to be prepared for disappointments. 53 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,708 Oh, Clark... 54 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,208 [Clark sighs] 55 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,125 [Clark chuckles] 56 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,083 Uh... Not too fast. [grunts] Then I'm gonna come. 57 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:52,166 I must have a fifth sense or something, like this time, for example. 58 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:54,791 I can always sense when shit is about to hit the fan. 59 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:58,083 - Three, two, one... - [stopwatch ticking] 60 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:00,083 Clark Olofsson! Police! 61 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:01,500 - [screams] - We've got you now! 62 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:03,083 - [Clark grunts] - Come on, Clark! 63 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,041 N-no point resisting. Just give up! 64 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:06,958 [Clark laughs] 65 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:08,208 [cracking] 66 00:03:10,541 --> 00:03:11,916 [Clark] Wait! Hold on a sec. 67 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,791 You're wondering what happened to Maria... 68 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,166 the move to Beirut... 69 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:19,458 and our new life in the Paris of the Middle East. 70 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:20,791 Check this out. 71 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:23,458 BEIRUT, 1972 THE PARIS OF THE MIDDLE EAST 72 00:03:23,541 --> 00:03:25,083 [call to prayer blaring] 73 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:27,166 [call to prayer continues] 74 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,333 [breathing deeply] 75 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:36,958 Oh, what the hell? 76 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,166 Shut the fuck up, goddamn it! 77 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:47,041 People are trying to sleep here, for God's sake! 78 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:48,291 Shut up! 79 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:49,791 Clark, what are you doing? 80 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:53,166 Some damn m-moron is screaming and waking up the entire neighborhood! 81 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,583 Come back to bed, Clark. 82 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:58,375 - They do that here. - Well, they better stop that shit. 83 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:01,208 Or else. 84 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,333 [call to prayer continues] 85 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:08,083 No, I can't sleep like this. 86 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:10,958 [children giggling] 87 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:20,833 [chattering in Arabic] 88 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,500 [car horn blaring] 89 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:34,375 [children giggling] 90 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,958 [man speaking Arabic] 91 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:44,208 [dog barks] 92 00:04:47,041 --> 00:04:49,000 [man speaking Arabic] 93 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:51,041 - Hello. - As-salamu alaykum. 94 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,708 Alaykum salam. 95 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,583 [in Arabic] Hey, buddy, bring the kid some tea! 96 00:04:57,666 --> 00:04:58,833 [cafĂ© owner, in Arabic] Okay. 97 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:01,541 - Oh! - [bubbling] 98 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:05,000 These are so good. This orange was very goodly. 99 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:05,958 [in Arabic] Sweet. 100 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:07,666 - Your tea. - Ah. [chuckles] Tea, here. 101 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,291 [in Arabic] Here. This is good tea. 102 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:10,666 Uh... Th-thank you. 103 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:11,750 Shukran. 104 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,208 Uh, in Sweden we say, "Cheers, goddamn it!" 105 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:16,208 [in Arabic] Cheers! 106 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,041 [bubbling] 107 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,291 - Shisha. - Shisha? 108 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:22,666 - [in Arabic] Care to try? - Thank you. 109 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:23,875 [in Arabic] Try it. 110 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:24,958 [bubbling] 111 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,375 [in Arabic] Shisha is dope! 112 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:28,541 [laughs] Very good. 113 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:29,625 [bubbling] 114 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:31,833 - I've got to go and do a business. - A business? 115 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:33,625 Yes, yes. That's why I'm here. 116 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:34,750 Okay, okay. 117 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:35,666 Shukran. 118 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,500 [in Arabic] Take care, buddy. 119 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:38,875 [chuckles] Go shit yourself. 120 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,500 [chattering in Arabic] 121 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,916 [Clark] I felt free in Beirut. 122 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,583 It really was paradise, 123 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:51,186 and there were a lot of promising business opportunities around. 124 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:54,750 And the oranges were freakin' good. 125 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:56,416 Much better than in Sweden. 126 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,541 Mr. Osman! 127 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,166 - [laughs] - Olofsson! 128 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,833 - I have an appelsin for you. - [gasps] Oh! 129 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:05,916 Hello, my friend! 130 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,458 - Good day. - Oh. Yeah. Oh. 131 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,083 - [laughs] Three. Three. - How are you? 132 00:06:10,666 --> 00:06:13,166 - Mercedes-bile. What do you think? - Yeah, wonderful! 133 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,250 - Europe. Ten of ten. - Yes, yes. 134 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,625 - You have all the money that we agreed on? - Yes, yes. 135 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:20,083 Not all of it, but I have a portion of it with me, yes. 136 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:21,625 What the hell, man?! 137 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:24,458 - Olofsson, please. First, listen to me. - No, no. All the money. 138 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:25,875 - Olofsson... - Hmm? 139 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:28,083 Wait for business. Don't give me that face. 140 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:30,975 I see you found your way to the oranges. 141 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 - Yes, yes. - Yes. 142 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,218 - What do you think? - I like them very much. 143 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:37,625 - It's the best orange I've ever had. Yes. - Yes. 144 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:41,458 I maybe have a business proposal you will like, my friend. 145 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,291 - [laughs] - A very... 146 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:45,791 - Yes! - Yes. 147 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:47,458 - You like business? - I like business! 148 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,291 - I am best at business. - Yes, yes. 149 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:50,791 Business father. 150 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:53,041 [chuckles] Oh! I am father of the father of business. 151 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,208 - I want to hear more. - Yeah, yeah. 152 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,041 You know, if you... 153 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,208 [door shuts] 154 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,750 Honey, where are you? 155 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:05,000 I'm in here. 156 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,583 [laughs] There you are. 157 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:08,833 Look what I got for you. 158 00:07:08,916 --> 00:07:09,916 Try this one. 159 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:11,333 Listen to this. 160 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:14,333 I met a guy down here. Osman. A nice guy. 161 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:16,666 And we have an amazing business idea. 162 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,458 He is the owner of an entire orange plantation. 163 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:21,125 - Mm-hmm? - And they're cheap as hell. 164 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,416 Almost for free. It's good, right? 165 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:24,750 - Yeah, delicious! - Yeah. 166 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,375 Much better than in Sweden. 167 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:29,416 That's exactly what I said. Much better than in Sweden. 168 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,958 Why do all the oranges in Sweden come from... 169 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:33,875 Israel, or wherever they ship them from? 170 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:36,833 It's freakin' orange racism! They could just as well come from here. 171 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,666 Cheaper, better and tastier. 172 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,750 Clark Olofsson, the orange importer! 173 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:43,833 What do you say? 174 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,166 I love this, Clark. 175 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,166 - I knew you'd like it. - [laughs] 176 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,208 I think it proves that I have been right about you from day one. 177 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:52,291 Yeah, it does. 178 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:53,500 You're no criminal. 179 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:55,583 You're a smart and driven entrepreneur. 180 00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:57,166 Damn right I am. 181 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,041 And a good person. 182 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:00,875 Ah... 183 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,250 Yes, you are. 184 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:05,291 I'm so proud of you, Clark. 185 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,583 It wasn't easy to leave everything behind. 186 00:08:09,666 --> 00:08:10,666 No, I know. 187 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:12,833 I know. 188 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:17,083 But a voice inside of me said, "Do it, Maria. 189 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:19,541 He won't disappoint you." 190 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,958 And I'm so glad that I listened. 191 00:08:23,041 --> 00:08:26,041 And now... now you can live your dream, honey! 192 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,208 - [snorts] - You did it, Clark! 193 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:30,416 You betcha. We did it. 194 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,916 - Yes, we did it. - [both laugh] 195 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,791 [Clark] And they lived happily ever after, and all that shit. 196 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,875 - [Clark] Mm. - [call to prayer blaring] 197 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:39,583 [groans] Now he starts howling again! 198 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:41,250 Hell no! 199 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:43,916 ["Sexton Ton" playing] 200 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,833 [men speaking in Arabic] 201 00:08:47,791 --> 00:08:49,625 [bell rings] 202 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,666 [bell rings] 203 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,708 - [bell rings] - [chattering continues] 204 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:36,958 [sniffs] 205 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:41,666 [whistles] Yeah. 206 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,333 Combination! 207 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,750 [cheering] 208 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,458 We will get rich! 209 00:09:47,041 --> 00:09:48,708 [orange] Wait for me! Wahoo! 210 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:50,375 [oranges chattering] 211 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:52,875 [orange] No, wait for me! Whoo! Look at me! 212 00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:58,500 - Olofsson! - [chuckles] 213 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,916 - Beirut will miss you. - I will not miss Beirut. 214 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:05,333 It was very, very nice to make business with you, Mr. Clark. 215 00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:09,333 Yes, yes. Same tobacco to you, Mr. Osman. You are a very nice, uh, mister. 216 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:11,333 You're a very nice mister too. 217 00:10:11,416 --> 00:10:12,791 - Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes. 218 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,000 [both laugh] 219 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,583 - Yes. Olofsson. - Okay. 220 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,583 - Oh! Yeah. All right. - Olofsson. Yes. Indeed. 221 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:22,586 - [in Swedish] Go shit yourself. - [in Swedish] Go shit yourself. Go shit. 222 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,958 [engine starts] 223 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:28,208 - [pats vehicle] - Drive safe back to Switzerland. 224 00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:29,291 Never in life! 225 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:31,041 [horn toots] 226 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,541 What a fucking idiot. 227 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,958 [Clark] You know, I was sick and tired of Beirut. 228 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,958 It was no damn paradise, as it said in the papers. 229 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:46,083 And I'd had enough, 230 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:50,041 so I decided to drive the goods myself, all the way home to Swede-land. 231 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:51,405 - [horn blares] - Out of the way! 232 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:53,625 WELCOME TO TURKEY - GREECE - YUGOSLAVIA 233 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:57,208 WELCOME TO HUNGARY - THE USSR POLAND - GERMANY 234 00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,750 The export and import parts were done. 235 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,333 Now I just needed someone I could trust to distribute the goods. 236 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,041 I knew just who to talk to. 237 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,583 [sultry jazzy music playing] 238 00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:15,666 My old buddy, Kurre the Fox. 239 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:19,291 - [laughs] - No way! Slark Olofsson! 240 00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:21,541 What's in the bag? 241 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,125 [rattling] 242 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,416 [chuckles] Come in. 243 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,875 - Oh, Slark. - Damn, it stinks in here. 244 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:28,666 [projector whirring] 245 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:30,875 [Clark] Kurre the Fox, 246 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:35,166 owner of Sweden's largest porn collection, who knew every single dealer in town. 247 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:37,125 The right man for the job. 248 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:38,583 Damn. Great pretzels. 249 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,416 - Ooh! - Look at that cock. 250 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,541 And now, let's booze it up. [chuckles] 251 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,708 Cheers, you freakin' idiot. 252 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:50,958 Oh! Mm. 253 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:54,583 [sighs] I've got something for you, Kurre. 254 00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:55,666 - Huh? - Check this out. 255 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,250 No! Hell no! I hate fruit. 256 00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,833 I don't think you'll hate... 257 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:00,916 this one. 258 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:05,541 No, that stuff I don't hate at all. 259 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,208 - [gasps] - That is fine, fine stuff. 260 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,166 Black Afghan, straight out of Lebanon. 261 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,708 And I got an entire truckful of that shit parked right outside. 262 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,375 - No... - Yeah. 263 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:22,125 And if you find the right people, that shit is gonna sell itself. 264 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,125 Well, I know the right people. 265 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,208 So, what do you say? 266 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:27,666 Partners? 267 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,458 Partners. 268 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,375 [both laugh] 269 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:33,541 Sit. 270 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,000 [squeaking] 271 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,166 What the hell is his problem? 272 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,666 The bengan? He doesn't have a problem. 273 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,666 He's staring at me like a freakin' psycho. 274 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,166 No, damn it. Get him away from me. 275 00:12:47,791 --> 00:12:49,791 [sighs] So, what do we do now? 276 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:53,958 All right, come on. 277 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:57,000 - We've got loads to do. - You mean right now? 278 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,375 Yeah, sure thing. Right away. 279 00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:00,750 Hash won't sell itself. 280 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,958 [inhales sharply] Okay. I'll head out, then. 281 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:04,791 [Clark sighs] 282 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,500 Oh, so you... 283 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,458 Y-you're tagging along, or...? 284 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,750 Yeah. What did you think? Of course I'm coming with you. 285 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,166 [sighs] Well, the thing is, you're gonna scare these guys shitless. 286 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,250 Huh? 287 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:21,041 You are Slark Olofsson. Y-you are world famous in all of Sweden. 288 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,625 Wanted, on the run... 289 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,875 You're way out of their league, you know? 290 00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:27,791 Yeah, you may be right. 291 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:28,875 [chuckles] Yeah. 292 00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:32,500 But, hey, trust me. I-I'll sell this in no time. 293 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:35,458 If you trick me, I'll kill you. 294 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:38,625 [gasps] 295 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,250 B-but... C-come on, Slark, it's... 296 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,333 Do you get it? 297 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,208 [softly] Yeah. 298 00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:52,083 I'm just kidding. 299 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,708 - But you better hurry. - Yeah. 300 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:55,958 [chuckles] Yeah. 301 00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,041 Uh... Meanwhile, you take care of Slarken, Bengan. 302 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,458 - What the hell? - Be right back. I'll take care of this. 303 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,875 - Take it easy. - Oh, come on. Shoo. Away. 304 00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,625 [projector whirring] 305 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,833 [sultry funky music playing] 306 00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:15,791 [grunts] 307 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,625 What the hell are you staring at, you damn pervert?! Huh? 308 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,375 [masturbation resumes] 309 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,291 [sighs] 310 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,625 Ah, I lost it, and it's your fault. 311 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:36,208 Do you have any idea who you're dealing with, huh? 312 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:39,791 Probably the biggest gangster in the entire history of gangsters. 313 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,291 Huh? 314 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,833 You don't think that I can rob a bank whenever I feel like it? 315 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:48,000 W-with this, if I wanted to. 316 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,208 Look. 317 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:51,875 You freakin' idiot. 318 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:55,083 DON'T DRINK 319 00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,333 Ah. I'm not gonna sit around here. 320 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,375 Go shit yourself, you miserable rat! 321 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,458 [indistinct chattering] 322 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,708 - That's right! - [onlookers gasp] 323 00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:21,583 You can believe your eyes. It's me. 324 00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:23,375 And this is a robbery. 325 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,000 Holy shit. 326 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:28,958 - [bell dings] - What do you go by, then? 327 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,166 - My name is Ingela. - [woman tuts] 328 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:34,530 - [Clark] You're not scared, are you? - Yeah, a little. I've heard about you, so... 329 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:38,125 Don't believe everything you read... [whispering] because I'm even better. 330 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,208 [both laugh] 331 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,000 Excuse me, young man. 332 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,583 Are you robbing the bank or trying to get laid? 333 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:45,916 Uh... What? 334 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,375 I have a roast in the oven. 335 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,875 I'm sorry. I got a bit distracted. 336 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:51,958 [Clark chuckles] 337 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:55,208 And is it really a gun you have there in your pocket? 338 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:59,083 Well, isn't it freakin' obvious... that I got a gun in my pocket? 339 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,791 [woman inhales deeply] 340 00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:02,500 This is a robbery. 341 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,125 It's my honor to give you all this unique experience, 342 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,333 something you can tell everybody you meet for the rest of your boring lives. 343 00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,791 That you were here, together with Clark Olofsson. 344 00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:15,000 Fill the bag! Empty the drawers! All of them! 345 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,541 And nobody does any stupid shit, or else! 346 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,708 - [woman] So, this is what you do? - Huh? 347 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,791 Going around, robbing banks? 348 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:24,958 Is that a life? 349 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,500 I also smuggle drugs and some other, pettier stuff. 350 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,250 But I mostly rob banks. Is that a problem? 351 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,875 Can you hurry, please? You heard the lady. 352 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,750 She's got a damn roast in the oven. 353 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,625 Thanks a lot. 354 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,875 And now, Ingela, I'll ask you if you want to stay here with these boring people... 355 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,000 [Ingela chuckles] 356 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,708 ...or if you want to come with me for a few hours, escape all this 357 00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:51,333 and live like Clark Olofsson? 358 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,375 - Hmm. - Or else, I'll shoot you. 359 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,791 - [laughs] - [chuckles] I'm just kidding. Ma'am. 360 00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:00,208 - [man] What the...? - [Clark] Go shit yourselves, everybody! 361 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:04,000 - [cheering and applause] - [man] It's Clark! 362 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,541 [funky music playing] 363 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,625 [Clark] Champagne. Make it quick. 364 00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:17,083 [DJ on PA] Come on, all dance lovers! 365 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,291 It's time to capture an angel! 366 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,583 [cheering] 367 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,083 [Clark] Now, let's have some fun. 368 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,666 It's a classic. 369 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,958 - [DJ] Dance the night away! - [cheering] 370 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,083 ["FĂ„nga en Ängel" playing] 371 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,750 [DJ] Ooh! Ah! 372 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,458 Feel the beat! 373 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,916 This will be a night to remember. 374 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,250 [man] Come on, Clark! 375 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,166 [singing along in Swedish] 376 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,625 [singing along in Swedish] 377 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,833 Hi there. Get out. 378 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,208 - Hey, what the...? I'm still peeing! - Get out. Come on. 379 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,666 [man] Damn idiot! I was still peeing. 380 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,750 Here we go. 381 00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:05,291 [Clark sighs] 382 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,916 - [scoffs] Stupid. - [chuckles] I freakin' love you. 383 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,666 Come on, bank robber. Give me some Clark. 384 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,916 Oh, here he is. 385 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,708 [both moaning] 386 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:19,000 [Clark moans intensely] 387 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,708 [Clark laughs] 388 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,625 [Clark panting] 389 00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,500 There. [exhales shakily] 390 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,541 - [sighs] That was nice. - Are you already done? 391 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,208 [sighs] Yes, indeed. You're dealing with a pro. 392 00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,583 [chuckles] How has the evening been so far? 393 00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:34,750 It's been fantastic. 394 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,416 I think I know how we can make it even more fantastic. 395 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,500 Come on. 396 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,000 KIDS? IN DUE TIME. ARE YOU USING A CONDOM? 397 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 ["FĂ„nga en Ängel" continues playing] 398 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,708 PUBLIC BATHING 399 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,750 [Clark] Look at this. This is gonna be fun. 400 00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,333 - [screams] - [laughs] Ladies first. 401 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,250 [chuckles] You're crazy. 402 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,041 [Ingela laughs] 403 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,666 - Last one in is a turd! - No! 404 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,125 Yee-haw! 405 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,833 [music fades out] 406 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,625 [water splashes] 407 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,083 [dreamy harp music playing] 408 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:16,250 [steam hissing] 409 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,666 [Clark] So, this is how we ended up here. 410 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,208 Just as my old man said, you just have to man up 411 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:24,958 and handle your problems. 412 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,916 And you know what will happen next. 413 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,625 - Police! - [Ingela screams] 414 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,708 - Take it easy, Clark! - [Clark laughs] 415 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,291 [grunting] 416 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,541 Take it easy, Clark! 417 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,208 [Clark laughs] 418 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,583 Come on, give up! You can't escape! 419 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,708 [Ingela] Clark! 420 00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:42,208 [policemen grunting] 421 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,708 [judge] Prison-break, passport forgery, bank robbery. 422 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,166 [Clark] Six years in prison. 423 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,958 - Welcome back, Clark. - Have we been given new pants, Söderström? 424 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,333 - Yeah, just for you. - Damn, they're comfy. 425 00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:54,791 I'm glad you like them. 426 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,333 [Clark] So, locked up again. 427 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,250 Kind of nice. 428 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:02,333 There's no place like home. 429 00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:03,416 [Clark] Come on. 430 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,458 But, of course, I had to call Maria. 431 00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,583 [indistinct conversations echoing] 432 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,500 - [inmate 1] Just shut up. - [inmate 2] Watch it! 433 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,375 [chattering continues] 434 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,018 - Shut up, damn it! - [chattering stops] 435 00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,958 - What do you mean, "shut up"? - No. Sorry. It wasn't for you. 436 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,416 I was just... uh... 437 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,583 I don't understand what you're thinking, Clark. 438 00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:25,083 You told me you were done! 439 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:30,291 I told everybody that you had stopped, and I... I got everyone to believe me too. 440 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,791 Yeah. I-I know. It's terrible. 441 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:35,916 I'm sorry. It was really, really stupid. 442 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,791 You're wanted, and the first thing you do when you get to Sweden is to rob a bank! 443 00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:42,541 Yeah, but I didn't mean to get caught. 444 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:44,458 [Clark hesitates] 445 00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:47,166 You're focusing on the details. Try to see the bigger picture. 446 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,958 Uh... I love you. 447 00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:53,208 Y-you can trust me, Maria. 448 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,958 - Can I, Clark? - Yeah, of course you can. 449 00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,208 You're the love of my life. 450 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:03,875 We'll see. 451 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:10,791 I have to go. I have to try and figure out a way to get back home to Sweden. 452 00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:14,000 - I'm hanging up. Goodbye, Clark. - Wh...? Maria? 453 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,541 [Clark] That went pretty well, if you ask me. 454 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:37,041 But, hell, six years is a long time and prison can be a rough place. 455 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,375 And it was even worse for me, a celebrity criminal. 456 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,250 That kind of thing rubs the other inmates the wrong way, 457 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,166 so it's important to never let your guard down. 458 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,375 Hi, fellas. Ludo, that's fun. 459 00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:51,375 Scoot over. I want to play too. 460 00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:56,125 I'm sorry, kid. Ludo has a maximum of four players. 461 00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,625 [Clark] Sometimes you got to put your foot down 462 00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,916 to show them who's boss. 463 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,333 Ah, come on, damn it. I want to join in. Don't you know who I am? 464 00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,583 Huh? [chuckles] 465 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,833 Yes, you're Clark Olofsson. 466 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:10,750 Yeah. 467 00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:13,625 But there are only four colors in this game. 468 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,875 Ain't that right, guys? 469 00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,000 [laughter] 470 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,125 [man grunts] 471 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,208 [suspenseful rock music playing] 472 00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:25,166 [Clark yells] 473 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:27,791 But before we do this, 474 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:30,791 I'd like to ask you all to put your hands in your pants 475 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:33,125 and see if there's a goddamn cock there, 476 00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:36,125 because, to me, you look like a bunch of pussies! 477 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:38,583 [growls] 478 00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,000 [fighting grunts] 479 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,958 [Clark] Come on, then, you damn Finnish freaks! 480 00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:49,166 [Clark yells] 481 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:54,375 Damn it! All I wanted was some love and to play some ludo. 482 00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,875 [fighting grunts] 483 00:24:57,833 --> 00:25:00,208 Hold on to your hats! Hi-yah! 484 00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:04,625 [Clark grunts] 485 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:07,000 - Hwah! - [whimpers] 486 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,583 Janne Olsson. 487 00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:13,875 Pleasure to meet you. 488 00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:16,250 [rock music blaring over stereo] 489 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:19,708 I said, hello there, Olofsson. 490 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,375 Janne Olsson is my name. 491 00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:24,750 Oh. Hi there. 492 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,500 [Clark] Suddenly, there he was. 493 00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:31,000 The chicken thief Janne Olsson, 494 00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:33,458 who would soon change my entire life. 495 00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:35,125 Freakin' unbelievable. 496 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:37,833 [sighs] Damn, what an honor to meet you. 497 00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:42,541 [snorts] Uh, yeah, all right. 498 00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:45,625 A goddamn pleasure. 499 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,708 - Take a seat. - Thank you. Thank you. 500 00:25:50,541 --> 00:25:53,625 - What are you in for? - Ah, all kinds of devilry, you know? 501 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:54,708 Yeah? 502 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:58,458 [lighter clicks] 503 00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:03,083 Janne dreamt of becoming a celebrity criminal just like me, 504 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:04,833 a life in the fast lane. 505 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:09,041 He wanted to learn everything he could from me and hear my stories over and over. 506 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,750 Goddamn, that's cool! 507 00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:14,000 Like a child wanting to hear the same bedtime story a thousand times. 508 00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:15,666 [sighs] Come on, Clark. 509 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:18,000 Can't you tell it again? Please? 510 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,583 - [chuckles] - No. 511 00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:21,500 Okay. 512 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:26,000 So, you dress up like an Arab, and then you walk into the bank. 513 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:29,125 Then you yell a cool slogan like, uh, 514 00:26:29,791 --> 00:26:31,583 "Hold onto your hats!" 515 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,541 And then you shoot the employees... 516 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,125 - And then... - No, no, no, no, no. 517 00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:37,833 You don't shoot the employees. 518 00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:40,333 You need them as hostages, right? 519 00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:43,333 In order to force the bigshots to give you money 520 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:45,000 and everything else you need. 521 00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:46,458 And a fast getaway car. 522 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:50,250 - Ford Mustang, blue. Good-looking car. - Blue, yeah. 523 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,541 They'll do everything you ask of them. 524 00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:53,625 And, hey... 525 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:57,333 "Let the party begin." 526 00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,625 That sounds cooler. 527 00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:01,333 You can't say, "Hold onto your hats." 528 00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:04,375 "Let the party begin." 529 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:10,041 - Damn. You're a genius, Clark. - Mm. 530 00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:14,708 - Let the party begin! - There you have it. 531 00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:17,708 Yeah. There I fucking have it. 532 00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:22,416 The chicken thief was so impressed by me that he did whatever I asked him to do. 533 00:27:22,916 --> 00:27:24,250 He had a lot of day releases, 534 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:27,125 so I used him to get stuff I needed for my next escape. 535 00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,208 [Janne] You ordered some dynamite? 536 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:31,250 I'll be damned! 537 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,958 [laughs] Damn, that's great, Janne. 538 00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:35,750 Next furlough, Clark, 539 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,083 it's fire in the fucking hole. 540 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,541 Yeah, we'll do it. 541 00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,083 Let the party begin. 542 00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:42,291 Let the party begin. 543 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:46,958 Yeah. 544 00:27:55,916 --> 00:27:57,625 [engine starting] 545 00:27:57,708 --> 00:27:58,916 [car backfires] 546 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,416 [engine sputtering] 547 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,000 Don't you dare break down on me! 548 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,333 - [engine sputtering] - What the hell is wrong now? 549 00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:07,416 Damn shitty car! 550 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:13,708 [grunts] Come on. Work with me, damn it. 551 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:15,083 [suspension creaking] 552 00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:16,208 [grunts] 553 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:17,500 [chuckles] 554 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,583 [grunts] 555 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:23,750 Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah, downhill. Fucking aces. 556 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,833 - I'm coming, Clarky boy! - [horn honks] 557 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,008 - [horn blaring] - [muttering] Damn it, Janne. 558 00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:33,375 KALMAR PRISON 6TH AUGUST, 1973 559 00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:36,916 [Clark] Everything was planned in detail and prepared according to my genius plan. 560 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,791 The chicken thief stole a discreet car and disguised himself 561 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,791 so that nobody would suspect a thing. 562 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:43,416 And, of course, the dynamite, 563 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,833 a classic when it came to jail-breaks. 564 00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:46,916 Nothing could go wrong. 565 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,833 It was an amazing plan, if it weren't for Janne's damn... 566 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,333 [inmates yelling] 567 00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:09,000 ...Janne's damn shitty dynamite that didn't even work! 568 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,916 - [Janne] Come on, Clark! - Goddamn it! 569 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,291 [alarm ringing] 570 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,958 What kind of shit dynamite is this?! 571 00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,541 What the hell?! There's nothing wrong with the dynamite! 572 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:17,791 R-really? 573 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:20,250 It didn't do a goddamn thing! 574 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,791 Maybe because you don't know how to use it! 575 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:25,041 Hey, hey, hey! Of course I know how to use it! 576 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,875 Janne, that stupid fool. 577 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:29,500 You gave me a freakin' measly firecracker! 578 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:31,333 If that idiot hadn't messed everything up 579 00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:35,458 with his crap dynamite and horseplay, this story would have been very different. 580 00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:37,541 Everything would have been different... 581 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:38,791 Don't you worry, Clark! 582 00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:40,895 - I'll get you out. - [fighting grunts] 583 00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:43,166 ...and this TV series wouldn't have existed. 584 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,833 - I'll think of something. - [Clark] You damn chicken thief! 585 00:29:45,916 --> 00:29:47,541 - [engine starts] - I promise! 586 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:48,666 [car backfires] 587 00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:50,208 Goddamn it. 588 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:53,416 - [engine revving] - Remember, let the party begin! 589 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,125 Anyway, Maria had managed to get back to Sweden 590 00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,875 and, hell, she wasn't happy. 591 00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:01,750 - I want to break up. - What? 592 00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:04,625 I had to do some damage control. 593 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:08,166 N-n-no... No, you don't. W-what do you mean? 594 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:11,500 We've had the same fight so many times now. 595 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,833 Always the same damn fight about the same goddamn things. 596 00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,708 All couples fight. 597 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:20,250 That's normal in a relationship with as much emotion as ours. 598 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:23,333 No normal couples fight about the things we fight about. 599 00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:24,750 I promise you that. 600 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:28,208 I wish with all my heart that we could have a normal fight. 601 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,458 We can fight about something normal if you want. 602 00:30:30,541 --> 00:30:32,333 You used dynamite! 603 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:34,166 Somebody could have gotten hurt! 604 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,125 "Somebody could have gotten hurt"? 605 00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:37,208 Yes! 606 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:39,791 Come on. What about me? I could have died, Maria. 607 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:44,166 Janne's crappy dynamite didn't work. It was super dangerous. 608 00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:47,875 - I tried to escape for your sake. - Stop it, Clark. 609 00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:50,000 - You're not listening to me. - I am. 610 00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:52,958 I can't take this anymore. 611 00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:57,166 You can handle anything, Maria. You're strong. 612 00:30:57,250 --> 00:31:00,000 That's why you and I are together. [chuckles] 613 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,291 Clark, I mean it. 614 00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:06,875 I'm leaving you. 615 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,166 [inhales deeply] 616 00:31:12,791 --> 00:31:15,291 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Damn it. Don't do this. 617 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,416 ☻I know that I messed up a bit, 618 00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:20,166 but... 619 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:24,166 Come on, you know this damn society has never given me an honest chance! 620 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:25,916 I know. 621 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,750 And I thought that I could help you. 622 00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:30,750 Yeah. 623 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:34,250 Bring out the good in you, but that's totally freakin' impossible. 624 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:36,875 You can do it. You can do it, Maria. Don't give up on me. 625 00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,458 If you abandon me now, 626 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:42,750 I don't know what I will do. 627 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,541 [Clark sighs] 628 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,625 You are all that I have. 629 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,625 [Clark inhales shakily] 630 00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:55,333 You're my hope, baby. Don't take away my hope. 631 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,666 You have so much to give. 632 00:32:05,541 --> 00:32:08,166 Because people listen when you speak. 633 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,708 You inspire them. 634 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,333 Imagine... 635 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:18,416 the things that you could accomplish if you just tried. 636 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,583 You could become a role model. 637 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,500 A national hero. 638 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,000 I... 639 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:29,291 I want to be a national hero. 640 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,625 It doesn't seem that way. 641 00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:31,916 Yes, damn it! 642 00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:35,458 You'll see. I'll, uh... I'll prove it to you somehow. 643 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:37,458 Tell me how. 644 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:41,416 You will see. You'll see. I promise. 645 00:32:45,291 --> 00:32:46,458 You will see, honey. 646 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,333 [Ingela] "Honey"? 647 00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:50,958 [smacks lips] Hey. 648 00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:52,916 - Clark, it's me. - [chuckles nervously] 649 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,625 [Clark sighs and laughs] 650 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:55,916 Ingela. 651 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,166 - Hi. - Hi. 652 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:01,791 Who was she, the one who left? 653 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,333 - Huh? - The one that left? 654 00:33:04,666 --> 00:33:07,458 It was, um... Never mind. It's great to see you. 655 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:08,791 - [Ingela] Mm. - [chuckles] 656 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,541 Hey... Mm. 657 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:14,333 I have something wonderful to tell you. 658 00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:19,250 - Are you ready? - I'm ready. 659 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,041 [Clark chuckles nervously] 660 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,791 - I'm pregnant. - Pardon? 661 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:26,583 I'm pregnant. We are going to be parents. 662 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:28,875 - How marvelous! - Mm-hmm. 663 00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:31,666 - Great to hear. Very nice. Good. - Mm. 664 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:32,750 Mine? 665 00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:36,250 - Yeah, it's our child. - My child. Our child. 666 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,166 [Clark laughs] 667 00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:41,208 [sighs] 668 00:33:43,291 --> 00:33:46,625 [Clark] Oh, shit, there was a lot of stuff going on at the same time. 669 00:33:48,208 --> 00:33:49,666 I was gonna be a dad 670 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,666 and, on top of that, be a national hero. 671 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:52,750 [grunts] 672 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:57,041 And it's not easy when you're behind bars like some freakin' animal. 673 00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:58,125 [urinating] 674 00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:00,875 You just have to man up and handle your problems. 675 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,458 [grunts] 676 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:08,208 [sighs] 677 00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:12,416 Like when Dad abandoned me and Mom was sent to the loony bin. 678 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:17,708 The social services sent me to a foster home... 679 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:18,833 [man] Hey, kid! 680 00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:21,666 ...and this ugly drunken pig was supposed to take care of me. 681 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,125 [birds chirping] 682 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:29,625 [dog barking] 683 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:30,708 [Clark sighs] 684 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,541 [flies buzzing] 685 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,208 Get to work, dammit. 686 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:43,333 [thunder rumbling] 687 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:48,125 Are you sure you've got a cock? [laughs] 688 00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:51,833 - [grunts] - You're digging like a damn woman! 689 00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:55,958 It didn't bother me that much. I can handle that kind of crap. 690 00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:00,875 - [Clark grunts] - [laughs] 691 00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:02,958 You little boy-pussy! 692 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,541 Bring me another bottle, you sodding brat! 693 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:12,583 You have to be a bit creative and have a strong psyche. 694 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,125 And I've always had that. 695 00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:17,583 I'll show you. 696 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:27,000 And it was fun driving that old bastard up the wall. 697 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,458 [belches, sighs] 698 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:30,875 [man] Here comes Santa Claus. 699 00:35:33,916 --> 00:35:36,041 I've got something for you, boy-pussy. 700 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:38,605 - What the hell, Clark?! Stop! - Burn in hell, you fat bastard! 701 00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:39,833 Clark! 702 00:35:41,041 --> 00:35:41,958 Stop! 703 00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:43,583 But, finally, it was time to escape. 704 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:45,541 Goddamn it, Clark! 705 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,416 [man yells] 706 00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:55,500 You little fucking piece of shit. 707 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:08,166 No, no, no, no, no. What the hell? 708 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,291 What the hell have you done?! 709 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:13,375 - [glass shatters] - What the hell, Clark?! 710 00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:14,958 You little piece of... 711 00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:19,541 No! 712 00:36:20,916 --> 00:36:21,916 [groans] 713 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:23,708 Clark! 714 00:36:23,791 --> 00:36:25,583 Man up and handle your problems. 715 00:36:32,541 --> 00:36:34,083 [inhales deeply] 716 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:40,125 STOCKHOLM 23RD AUGUST, 1973 717 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:49,041 What the hell are you looking at? Huh? 718 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,666 I don't see anyone else here. 719 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:53,875 I guess you're looking at me. 720 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:57,958 What I want? Well, I'm gonna tell you. 721 00:36:58,041 --> 00:36:59,541 Three million, 722 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:01,541 in unmarked bills, 723 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:03,958 foreign currency, 724 00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:06,500 and a blue Ford Mustang. 725 00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:08,250 Blue! Ha! 726 00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:11,875 Yeah... 727 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,666 [inhales deeply] 728 00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:18,375 What I do want? 729 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:21,625 Three. M-millions. 730 00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:23,708 In another country's money's kronas. 731 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,750 And a blue Ford Mustang. 732 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:27,208 Now. Now! 733 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:30,125 Let the party begin. 734 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:31,666 [chuckles] 735 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:33,875 Yeah. 736 00:37:34,875 --> 00:37:36,833 [woman whispers] Let the party begin. 737 00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:37,916 [gun cocking] 738 00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:40,833 Let the party begin! 739 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:42,625 [gunfire] 740 00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:44,166 [audio glitching] 741 00:37:46,291 --> 00:37:47,666 [keys jangling] 742 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:52,166 - Olofsson, wake up. - I didn't do it. 743 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:53,666 Someone's here to see you. 744 00:37:56,125 --> 00:37:57,583 Rise and shine, Olofsson. 745 00:37:57,666 --> 00:37:59,333 [chuckles] Tommy-Pony. 746 00:37:59,416 --> 00:38:01,708 - What a surprise. - "Tommy" is enough. 747 00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:03,916 You are gonna come with me, immediately. 748 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 I am? 749 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,708 Mm. 750 00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:11,833 [muttering] Yeah, well, I don't really have anything better to do. 751 00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:13,541 [sighs] Where are we going? 752 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,541 To a disco? [chuckles] 753 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,333 Seriously... what is this? What the hell are you doing here? 754 00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:24,833 We're done talking. Come with me. 755 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,750 - [guard] Gate's open. - [Clark chuckles] 756 00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,833 - [Clark chuckles] - [guard] Stand by. 757 00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:42,708 [engine starts] 758 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:45,208 - [chuckles] Oh, hi there. - Hello. 759 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:46,708 Hiller. Nice to meet you. 760 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:49,583 Go shit yourself. An escort? Must be something important. 761 00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:52,916 Come on, guys. What sort of fun do you have in store? 762 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:56,000 Am I that handsome that you're speechless? 763 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:59,958 Ah, don't be too embarrassed. It happens all the time. [laughs] 764 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,041 [bell rings] 765 00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:04,791 Come on, Tommy-Pony, admit that it's a little bit funny. Huh? 766 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:08,708 How you're always trying to put me in jail and now you're dragging me out. 767 00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:10,166 [Tommy] Settle down, Clark. 768 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:12,916 - [camera shutters clicking] - [journalists clamoring] 769 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,500 Oh. Smile, damn it. The press are here. 770 00:39:16,916 --> 00:39:18,708 [Clark laughs] 771 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:21,416 [siren wailing] 772 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:25,166 Now maybe you'll make the front page and see how that feels. [laughs] 773 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:27,890 - [journalist] Tommy! Where are you going? - [Clark] What the hell? 774 00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:29,125 What's that smell? 775 00:39:29,958 --> 00:39:31,625 Have you bought a new cologne, Tommy? 776 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,500 - For Christ's sake. - To get laid, right? 777 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:36,041 Nah, he always pays for that. 778 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,458 [Clark laughs] 779 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:40,041 [siren wailing] 780 00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:49,059 [Clark] When are we gonna get there? How far are we going? 781 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:51,833 - I'm freakin' starving. - [Tommy] Could you stop talking? 782 00:39:51,916 --> 00:39:53,436 - [Clark] What was your name? - Hiller. 783 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,791 - [Clark] Hiller, where are we going? - [Tommy] Shut up! 784 00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:59,791 What the hell? These seats are sticky. What have you been doing back here? 785 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,708 No, don't answer that. I don't want to know. [laughs] 786 00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,500 - Tommy, are you getting any pussy? - [Tommy] Shut up, Clark! 787 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,958 [Clark] You're so grumpy. Why don't we have a little fun? 788 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:10,333 - I'm starving. - [Hiller] Yeah, dammit. I'm hungry too. 789 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:12,000 [Tommy] Hiller, for Christ's sake... 790 00:40:12,083 --> 00:40:13,500 [urinating] 791 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:16,375 - [Clark] I have to pee too. - [Tommy] Shut up, Clark! 792 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,458 [engine starts] 793 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:19,958 [Clark] Why are you driving so slow? Are we there soon? 794 00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:21,500 [Hiller] Actually, yes, we are. 795 00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:27,083 [sirens wailing] 796 00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:32,666 [reporter] Well, we now we see a dark-blue Volvo approaching. 797 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,250 - Hi there. - [camera shutters clicking] 798 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:38,958 [reporter] It's rumored that Clark Olofsson has been transported here 799 00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:40,625 from a jail in Kalmar. 800 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:43,541 [Clark] It was a long trip and the car smelled like shit. 801 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:46,541 When we finally arrived, I realized that something big was going on. 802 00:40:47,416 --> 00:40:50,875 I was curious about what had happened, but I had a hunch. 803 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:54,083 Live from Norrmalmstorg, Bo Holmström. 804 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,041 The entire Norrmalmstorg is, as you can see, full of police cars 805 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:01,625 and sealed off because we are expecting gunfire at any moment. 806 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:04,125 As we heard, it began at ten o'clock this morning, 807 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:06,750 as a man who is said to have spoken English 808 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:07,833 entered the bank. 809 00:41:07,916 --> 00:41:09,333 - [gunfire] - [woman screams] 810 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,250 [Clark] The drama on Norrmalmstorg. 811 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,125 The thing that made me super famous. 812 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:16,208 I became the Stockholm-syndrome man all over the world. 813 00:41:16,291 --> 00:41:19,166 Hell, they should have named it the Clark Olofsson syndrome. 814 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,375 [scoffs] The Stockholm syndrome... 815 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:23,000 That's bullshit. 816 00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:26,083 [Bo] While we were gone for a moment, a car pulled up with Clark Olofsson. 817 00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:27,208 Is he here? 818 00:41:27,291 --> 00:41:30,125 I can't tell, because I've been standing by the microphone. 819 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:32,375 [Clark] Holy shit, I had a blast those days. 820 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:35,500 I look back on it as a real fun memory. 821 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:38,416 This is quite an operation. [chuckles] 822 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:42,416 So, this terrorist has taken three people hostage, 823 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,458 shot a policeman in the hand, and asked us to bring you here. 824 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:49,875 He's also dressed up as an Arab. 825 00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:53,416 - Or Rastafari. We're not sure which. - [laughs] Rastafari? 826 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:54,791 He says he knows you. 827 00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:57,041 Do you know who this is? 828 00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:01,208 [Clark] Well, I couldn't tell them that I knew who it was... 829 00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:02,125 No... 830 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,291 ...because then they wouldn't have brought me there. 831 00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,125 I'm not sure I know who it is. 832 00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:07,208 [Tommy] Mm-hmm. 833 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:10,833 On the other hand, I couldn't say that I didn't know who it was, 834 00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:12,396 because then they wouldn't let me in. 835 00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:15,250 But if it's the one I think it is, and I'm pretty sure about it... 836 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,373 - [Hiller] Mm? - ...you're in a shitload of trouble. 837 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,541 - So, who is it, then? - Well, who the hell knows? 838 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:22,833 But I do know one thing. 839 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:27,541 He is a dangerous, unstable lunatic, and I'd do exactly as he says. 840 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:30,583 Yeah, it was one hell of a balancing act. 841 00:42:30,666 --> 00:42:32,583 Of course, they believed everything I said. 842 00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:35,458 - Hiller, got a cigarette? - Yeah, yeah. 843 00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:38,000 - Of course. - [lighter flicks open] 844 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:41,083 Rastafari, you say? [chuckles] 845 00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:45,333 Mm. And what more did he ask for? 846 00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:48,708 Um, three million in cash and a Ford Mustang. 847 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,666 Ford Mustang. 848 00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:54,416 Blue, he said. He was adamant about it. 849 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:57,000 - Yeah. - Quite a fancy car, actually. 850 00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:59,916 - Yeah, that is a fancy car. - Okay. Okay. 851 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,166 Clark, let me make this very clear to you. 852 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,125 [Clark] Mm. 853 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:05,416 I think this is an absolutely terrible idea. 854 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,791 But... I have orders from Palme, 855 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:12,125 and he thinks that you can solve this without anybody getting hurt or killed. 856 00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:14,875 Have you ever heard anything that stupid? 857 00:43:14,958 --> 00:43:17,125 [chuckles] I'll be damned. 858 00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:21,416 The mighty prime minister, Olof Palme himself, has asked for my help? 859 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:24,708 - No, no, no. The terrorist has asked... - [laughs] Tommy-Pony, my friend... 860 00:43:24,791 --> 00:43:26,708 My name is Tommy, 861 00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:28,666 and you are not my friend! 862 00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:31,166 No? 863 00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:32,541 Okay, then. 864 00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:36,083 [helicopter whirring] 865 00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,208 Tell Palme I'll do it. 866 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:43,166 - Okay. - I'll do it for the good of the country. 867 00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:46,666 But I want a gun, immunity, 868 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,833 and extra day releases. 869 00:43:48,916 --> 00:43:49,916 - Absolutely. - Hmm? 870 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,291 - Anything you want. - Hiller! Absolutely not! 871 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:57,583 Forget about the whole thing. Turn the car around and go back to Kalmar. 872 00:43:57,666 --> 00:44:00,625 - I didn't ask for this. - Fine, fine! Olofsson, you get your way. 873 00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:05,875 But remember that nobody gets hurt. 874 00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,083 Sure thing. 875 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:09,500 I promise. 876 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:12,166 Okay. Let's go. 877 00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:16,041 [Tommy yells] 878 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:20,666 What now? Things are happening here. We hear shouting. 879 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:22,208 Goddamn it, Clark! 880 00:44:24,916 --> 00:44:26,625 - He's here. - Get a grip! 881 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:29,291 - Just kidding. - What's so damn funny, Hiller?! 882 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,083 [crowd clamoring] 883 00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:32,291 Clark! 884 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:34,250 [policeman] Respect the barriers. Stay behind. 885 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:38,208 ["In Kommer Gösta" playing] 886 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,458 [siren wailing] 887 00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:48,916 Come on! 888 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,583 [Palme] We have to fight crime. 889 00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:55,208 Otherwise, our state of law can't be maintained. 890 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:56,916 [echoing] ...maintained... 891 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:01,541 [reporter] As you can see, 892 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,708 the police are taking every possible measure. 893 00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:05,458 That's the duty of the police. 894 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:06,958 [echoing] ...the police... 895 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,208 [Clark] There wasn't a single soul in the entire country 896 00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:15,375 who wasn't watching me as I walked towards the bank to save the day. 897 00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:16,875 Oh, my God. Clark! 898 00:45:16,958 --> 00:45:19,833 [policeman] Respect the barriers! Stay behind them! Stay behind! 899 00:45:19,916 --> 00:45:22,125 What the fuck? It's Clark! 900 00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:25,666 [Clark] All of Sweden came to a halt as they watched me come to Palme's aid. 901 00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:29,458 On the other hand, we must protect human lives. 902 00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:30,625 [echoing] ...lives... 903 00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:32,916 [crowd cheering] 904 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,125 [reporter] We see Clark Olofsson being escorted to... 905 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:37,583 Look. It's Daddy on TV. 906 00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:39,250 ...and Officer Tommy Lindström. 907 00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:42,041 Look! 908 00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:44,041 My son's on TV! 909 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,000 [neighbor] Shut up, you drunken old hag! 910 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:49,750 In every regard, make sure that each individual is safe from harm. 911 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,416 [echoing] ...from harm... 912 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:55,416 [reporter] The situation is dangerous and dramatic right now. 913 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,875 We have taken cover ourselves. 914 00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:04,583 [camera shutter clicking] 915 00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,583 [reporter] So, the prime minister means that the government 916 00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:13,375 and the police have put their trust in Clark Olofsson... 917 00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:14,458 [snores] Clark... 918 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,250 ...a notorious bank robber? 919 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:20,125 I, uh, would rather not go into that. 920 00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:21,750 [echoing] ...go into that... 921 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,541 [Tommy] OK, here's the deal. 922 00:46:27,041 --> 00:46:29,500 The terrorist is controlling the bottom floor. 923 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:32,250 We have the top floor, the basement, the outside, the rooftops. 924 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:35,333 - Well, pretty much everywhere else. - All right. Okey-dokey. See you. 925 00:46:35,416 --> 00:46:38,000 Uh-uh-uh! Clark, remember our agreement. 926 00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:41,041 Nobody gets hurt, no one dies. 927 00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:44,125 Yeah, yeah, of course. You know, you can trust me, Tommy. 928 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:46,000 You can always trust me. You know that. 929 00:46:49,916 --> 00:46:52,791 [Clark] I had no idea what the hell I was getting into. 930 00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:56,083 I could just as well have been heading straight into a death trap. 931 00:46:56,583 --> 00:46:57,833 This is a horrible idea. 932 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:04,416 But I knew one thing for sure. 933 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,750 Life is full of disappointments. 934 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:09,416 You just have to man up and handle your problems. 935 00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:14,291 And have some fun while you're at it. 936 00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:16,416 [Janne] Let the party begin! 937 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,708 [automatic gunfire] 938 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:46,500 BASED ON "VAFAN VAR DET SOM HÄNDE?" I-III BY CLARK OLOFSSON 69332

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