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>> HI.

>> HEY.

I'M ELIZABETH.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

>> BILLY.

>> WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> NOTHING MUCH.

I'M, UH, I'M ACTUALLY JUST

TRYING TO MEET SOME NEW FRIENDS.

>> I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

>> OH, COOL.

OKAY, YEAH.

LET'S BE FRIENDS.

>> CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?

>> YEAH.

>> THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY

CLOSET.

>> UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.

IT'S PROBABLY JUST YOUR

IMAGINATION.

>> NO, IT'S REAL.

I'LL SHOW YOU.

>> SEE?

IT'S NOTHING.

THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

LITTLE SHIT.

HI.

>> JUST -- JUST A SECOND.

CAN EVERYONE SEE HER OKAY?

>> MM-HMM.

>> ALL RIGHT, ELIZABETH.

THE FLOOR'S YOURS.

>> THANK YOU, PROFESSOR.

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.

AND, UH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR

LETTING ME PRESENT IN THIS WAY.

WITH THE POPULARIZATION OF SITES

LIKE THIS ONE, PEOPLE WHO WOULD

HAVE NEVER INTERACTED BEFORE

ARE NOW ABLE TO CONNECT EASILY

AND QUICKLY.

I CAN CHAT WITH A RANDOM

STRANGER IN JAPAN AND THE NEXT

SECOND CATCH UP WITH MY COUSIN

IN NEW YORK.

WHILE VIDEO-CHATTING SITES PUT A

FACE TO THE ANONYMOUS NATURE OF

THE INTERNET, THE QUESTION STILL

REMAINS, WHO'S REALLY OUT THERE?

I WANT TO FIND OUT.

FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS, I WILL

BE LOGGED IN TO THIS SITE 24/7,

AND MY COMPUTER WILL RECORD

EVERYTHING I SEE.

MY MISSION IS TO INTERACT WITH

AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE, FROM

ALL OVER THE WORLD.

WITH THE COMPLETE ABSENCE OF

SOCIAL BARRIERS, THIS

WEBCAM-BASED COMMUNITY IS UNLIKE

ANY POPULATION THIS SCHOOL HAS

EVER RESEARCHED.

USING THIS SITE, WE HAVE AN

OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY A UNIQUE

ASPECT OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR AS IT

IS SEEN IN ITS MOST TRANSPARENT

FORM.

>> I THINK WE'RE GOOD HERE.

>> HI.

UH, NO.

THEY'RE CALLING AGAIN IN A

HALF-HOUR.

SO, WHAT'S THE VERDICT?

>> WELL...YOU GOT IT!

THE GRANT IS YOURS!

>> OH, MY GOD.

ARE -- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> IT TOOK A BIT OF PUSHING ON

MY PART.

AS YOU COULD SEE, THEY'RE NOT

EXACTLY THE HIPPEST GROUP OF

PEOPLE, BUT THEY SEE THE VALUE,

AND THEY THINK IT'LL BE A GOOD

DIRECTION FOR THE PROGRAM.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THIS -- IT -- I CAN'T EVEN TELL

YOU.

IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

I PROMISE I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO

HEAR.

GOOD LUCK, MISS BENTON.

>> HEY.

>> I GOT THE GRANT.

>> SERIOUSLY?

>> YEAH.

>> THAT'S GREAT.

I'M, UH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

SORRY. ONE SEC.

THIS IS DAMIEN.

HEY.

UM, HOLD ON.

LET ME, UH, TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

ALL RIGHT.

UH, NO, IT'S IN SAN DIEGO.

YEAH, THAT'S FINE.

JUST BCC ME.

ALL RIGHT. LATER.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

SO, ARE YOU COMING OVER TONIGHT?

>> UH, PROBABLY NOT.

I REALLY GOT TO GET INTO THIS.

>> AW, COME ON.

YOU'D RATHER SPEND YOUR EVENING

CHATTING WITH A BUNCH OF

STRANGERS THAN HANGING OUT WITH

ME?

>> HEY, THIS IS MY JOB.

>> I KNOW.

I JUST...WANT TO SEE YOU.

>> WELL, YOU'RE SEEING ME NOW.

>> YEAH, BUT I WANT THE REAL

THING.

TODD, GOD D--

>> HI.

BYE.

>> HELLO!

>> HI.

>> UH, YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

>> THANKS.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?

>> UH, MY FRIEND WANTS TO KNOW,

UH, WILL YOU TELL US HOW TO

SATISFY A WOMAN?

>> UH, EXCUSE ME?

>> HE'S MARRYING NEXT MONTH, AND

HE'LL HAVE TO SATISFY THE BRIDE.

>> UH, YOU KNOW, I-I THINK MAYBE

YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST DOWNLOAD

SOME PORN.

>> OH, IT'S -- IT'S NOT THAT

EASY.

PLEASE, YOU MUST SHOW US.

JUST, UH, SHOW US WHERE HE NEEDS

TO TOUCH HER.

>> NICE TRY, GUYS.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE ON YOUR BIKE.

>> HEY.

I'M ON MY BIKE.

>> YEAH.

THAT'S AWESOME.

IS THAT NEW YORK?

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

CHECK THIS OUT.

>> OH, MY GOD.

THAT IS SO COOL.

HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?

>> THAT'S 4G, BABY.

>> DO YOU -- WOW.

DO YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME?

ARE YOU OKAY?

HELLO?

>> DELIVERY.

UH, ONE SEC.

WHAT TO CHAT FOR SOMEBODY?

>> HEY.

WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR

PHONE?

>> SORRY.

I'VE BEEN WORKING.

WHAT'S UP?

>> AM I SUPPOSED TO GET BEER?

>> UH, Y-YEAH.

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I-I THINK I HAVE SOME WINE.

>> NO. IT'S A BEER NIGHT.

MAYBE WHISKEY.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

>> OKAY. COOL.

SEE YOU SOON

>> THAT'S SO FUNNY!

GOD!

OH, THAT'S AMAZING!

OKAY. OKAY.

YOU'RE RECORDING ALL OF THESE,

RIGHT?

>> MM-HMM.

>> I WANT A COPY OF THAT ONE.

NO! OH, THAT CUTE.

>> I HATE CATS.

>> PLEASE.

OH!

DO YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER?

>> THANK YOU.

>> MM-HMM.

>> OH, WOW.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HMM.

CRAZY.

>> WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

>> DON'T. DON'T.

I'M JUST -- GIVE IT A MINUTE.

SOMEONE MIGHT COME.

>> IT'S LIKE TOTALLY CREEPING ME

OUT.

>> HEY!

>> SHE WAS BORING.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> BATHROOM.

FIND US SOMEONE REALLY

INTERESTING.

WHO WAS THAT?

>> MNH-MNH. MNH-MNH.

NO. I'M DONE.

THESE PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE.

CAN WE JUST WATCH THE CUTE CAT

VIDEOS?

>> UH, THAT IS A NEGATIVE.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> THAT'S WEIRD.

DID YOU LEAVE IT ON?

>> NO. NO.

I AM ALMOST POSITIVE THAT I

DIDN'T.

CAN COMPUTERS JUST TURN ON BY

THEMSELVES?

>> NOT LIKELY.

MAYBE IT WAS A GHOST.

>> OKAY. COME ON.

BE HONEST.

WERE YOU HACKING ME?

>> WAS I HACKING -- YOU WISH I

WAS HACKING YOU.

YOU WISH A GUY LIKE THIS WOULD

HACK YOU.

BY THE WAY, QUESTION -- ARE YOU

EVER PLANNING ON LEAVING YOUR

APARTMENT AGAIN?

I MEAN, IT'S REALLY NICE OUT.

IT'S CALLED THE SUN, WATER.

>> OKAY, I GET IT.

>> I'LL, UH, STALK YOU LATER.

>> BYE.

>> ONE MEDIUM LATTE FOR LIZ.

>> THANKS.

HELLO?

HEY, IS, UH, IS YOUR WEBCAM

BROKEN?

HELLO?

ARE YOU THERE?

UH, NO.

UM, BUT WHO -- WHO AM I TALKING

TO?

THANK YOU.

UM, WELL, SO ARE YOU, AT LEAST

FROM WHAT I CAN SEE.

UH, COFFEE SHOP.

SURE.

BUT HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A

ROBOT?

>> WOULD YOU MIND IF I PLUG IN

HERE?

>> OH, NO. GO AHEAD.

SORRY.

>> YEE-HAW!

GO! GO, BONY!

WHOO!

MAMA LOVES HER --

>> I'VE

ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT L.A.

>> OH, YOU SHOULD DO IT.

I MEAN, WE DEFINITELY HAVE

SUPERIOR WEATHER.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

>> WOW.

YOUR BOYFRIEND'S GOT SOME GREAT

MOVES.

>> YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.

>> YOU LOVE

IT.

SO DO YOU, RANDOM GIRL.

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.

THAT IS HIS WAY OF TELLING ME TO

GET A MOVE ON.

IT WAS VERY NICE CHATTING TO

YOU, ELIZABETH.

AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE WHOLE

JANE GOODALL THING.

>> OH, THANK YOU.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.

OR GOOD MORNING.

>> HOW DID I KNOW I'D FIND YOU

ON HERE?

>> HEY.

>> HEY.

I CLEANED UP THE PLACE.

HUH?

>> OH, IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

>> YEAH, I KNOW.

YOU SHOULD COME OVER HERE AND

HELP ME FINISH THIS BOTTLE OF

WINE.

>> I'M SORRY.

I'M STILL WORKING.

>> DO THAT LATER.

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR US.

BABES.

>> DON'T BE SO NEEDY.

PLENTY OF COUPLES VIDEO CHAT.

>> YEAH.

THEY LIVE, LIKE, 3,000 MILES

FROM EACH OTHER.

WE'RE 10 MILES APART.

>> YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH

TRAFFIC, IT'S...FAR.

>> ARE WE OKAY?

>> OH, UH, HANG ON ONE SEC.

>> WHAT WAS THAT?

>> DELIVERY GUY.

I ORDERED SOME TAKEOUT.

ONE MINUTE!

SORRY. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

>> NOTHING.

I JUST -- I'M JUST TIRED.

TOMORROW'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE,

SO..

>> I FORGOT.

YOU LEAVE TOMORROW.

>> HEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH

ME?

YOU CAN WORK FROM THE HOTEL

ROOM.

>> WE'LL DO SOMETHING SPECIAL

WHEN YOU GET BACK.

I PROMISE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

ENJOY YOUR DINNER.

DAMIEN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

DOING?!

>> I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU

THAT BAD.

I SAW IT ON.

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU WOULDN'T COME OVER TO ME.

>> NO.

>> I THOUGHT I'D COME OVER TO

YOU.

COME ON.

>> LET ME TURN IT OFF.

>> NO. COME ON.

JUST LEAVE IT ON.

>> NO.

VERY FUNNY.

CREEP.

OH, KEEP GOING.

OH, DON'T STOP.

DON'T STOP.

YES.

>> OW. HE JUST KICKED.

YOU COULD FEEL IT IF YOU WERE

HERE.

>> OH, ARE YOU TRYING TO LURE ME

OVER WITH PROMISES OF FETAL

KICKING?

>> OH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S COME TO?

>> SO, UM, HOW'S THE PREP

COMING?

>> OH, I JUST FINISHED HIS

BEDROOM.

REALLY?

I WANT TO SEE IT.

CAN YOU...

>> ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME A SEC.

>> TAKE YOUR TIME, FATTY.

>> I HAVE A BOWLING BALL IN MY

STOMACH, SIS.

IT TAKES TIME TO DO ANYTHING.

>> I'M PRETTY SURE THAT BABIES

DON'T GROW IN THE STOMACH.

>> ALL RIGHT. CHECK THIS OUT.

>> OKAY. I'M CHECKING.

WOW.

YOU HAVE REALLY OUTDONE

YOURSELF, LYN.

HOLD UP.

WHAT IS THIS SPACE CRAP?

I THOUGHT WE DECIDED DINOSAURS.

>> WELL, THE GUY AT THE STORE

SAID DINOSAURS ARE WAY TOO '90s.

>> OKAY, YOU TRUST THE GUY AT

THE STORE OVER YOUR OWN FLESH

AND BLOOD?

>> FLESH AND BLOOD WHO I HAVEN'T

SEEN IN MONTHS.

>> YOU'RE SEEING ME NOW.

WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY GET THAT?

>> ASS.

I GOT TO GO, ANYWAY.

THE SATELLITE GUY'S HERE.

>> OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO

EMBRACE THE INTERNET AT SOME

POINT.

>> BYE.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> HELLO.

I AM ISAAC ATABAYO.

>> HI, ISAAC.

I'M ELIZABETH.

>> ELIZABETH, I NEED TO SPEAK TO

YOU ABOUT A VERY URGENT AND

CONFIDENTIAL MATTER, ONE THAT

REQUIRES YOUR IMMEDIATE

ASSISTANCE.

>> OKAY.

>> I AM A COUSIN OF THE LATE

NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE WHO DIED

IN 2010.

I NEED TO TRANSFER $11 MILLION

OUT OF MY COUNTRY AS SOON AS

POSSIBLE OR I WILL LOSE IT.

>> OKAY.

>> WHAT I NEED IS A TRUSTWORTHY

PARTNER -- SOMEONE TO ACT AS A

BENEFICIARY TO HELP ME MOVE THE

FUNDS OUT OF NIGERIA.

PLEASE.

I WILL GIVE YOU $1 MILLION FOR

YOUR TROUBLES.

>> HAS THIS EVER WORKED?

>> YES.

I JUST NEED THESE FEW THINGS.

>> HEY, I-I THINK I KNOW YOU.

I THINK WE MET YESTERDAY.

OKAY.

YEAH, I DO.

UH, DO YOU?

>> YEAH, I, UH, I THINK THAT I

JUST WITNESSED A MURDER.

>> Where are you right now?

>> MY APARTMENT.

BUT IT HAPPENED ONLINE.

>> Ma'am, are you there?

>> WELL, THAT LOOKED REAL.

>> SO, W-WHAT DO WE DO?

I MEAN, HOW DO WE EVEN FIND OUT

WHO THIS PERSON IS?

>> LISTEN, WE DON'T HAVE THE

RESOURCES TO CHASE DOWN EVERY

SUSPICIOUS VIDEO THAT POPS UP ON

THE INTERNET.

>> BUT YOU JUST SAID IT WAS

REAL.

>> I SAID IT LOOKED REAL.

>> SO, IS THERE REALLY NOTHING

ELSE THAT I CAN DO?

>> WELL, I CAN PUT A CALL IN TO

THE CYBER-CRIMES UNIT, SEE IF

THEY'VE HAD SIMILAR REPORTS.

BUT, LIKE I SAID, 99% OF THESE

THINGS -- THEY TURN OUT TO BE

NOTHING.

>> OKAY. THANKS.

>> I THINK IT'S A HOAX.

>> YEAH, IT COULD BE.

>> YOU DON'T SOUND CONVINCED.

HOW'S THE RESEARCH COMING?

>> I'M TAKING A BREAK.

>> YOU WANT TO COME OVER?

MR. T's DYING FOR A WALK.

>> NO?

HOW CAN YOU TURN DOWN MR. T?

>> I'M SORRY.

I JUST -- I'M STILL OUT OF IT.

YOU KNOW, I-I KNOW THIS COULD

JUST BE SOME VIRAL PRANK, BUT...

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS

GIRL'S FACE.

>> WELL, I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING

YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW, SO JUST

LET IT GO.

>> WHAT IF YOU LOOKED INTO IT?

IF I GAVE YOU HER USER NAME, YOU

COULD FIND OUT WHERE'S SHE FROM.

>> WAIT. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> I NEED TO KNOW.

>> I COULD GET INTO A LOT OF

TROUBLE.

>> I'LL PAY YOU.

>> WITH WHAT MONEY?

>> I WILL GIVE YOU A CHUNK OF MY

GRANT.

>> I MEAN -- I DON'T WANT THE

MONEY.

I'LL DO IT, BUT YOU OWE ME.

>> THANK YOU.

HOLD ON.

UM...

HERE.

THIS IS HER SCREEN NAME.

>> I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

>> HEY, GIRL! YOU'RE FINE!

YO, CHECK IT OUT, BABY.

I CAN MAKE YOU CUM SO --

>> IT'S FAKE, LIZ.

YOU GOT PRANKED.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THESE

PEOPLE DO.

I'M SURE THEY RECORDED YOUR

REACTION, AND NOW YOU'RE PART OF

SOME VIRAL THING.

UH, DID YOU GET MY ZOO VIDEO?

>> WHAT ZOO VIDEO?

>> IT MUST NOT HAVE COME

THROUGH.

COME ON. WHAT'S THAT FACE?

>> YOU DIDN'T SEE HOW AWFUL IT

WAS.

>> GOD.

IF IT WAS THAT BAD, MAYBE YOU

SHOULD GET OFF THE SITE.

>> WELL, N-- I'M NOT JUST GONNA

GIVE UP ON THE STUDY.

THE SCHOOL GAVE ME A LOT OF

MONEY TO DO THIS.

I CAN'T JUST TELL THEM THAT I

CHANGED MY MIND.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME

TO SAY.

IT'S THE INTERNET.

YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED

SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

>> HEY.

NICE.

>> YEAH.

I WAS JUST CHATTING WITH THIS

YOUNG GIRL.

NO, I...

I DON'T -- I THINK --

I'LL CALL YOU.

I WILL. I PROMISE.

I'LL CALL YOU.

>> HEY.

SO, I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY

CHATTING WITH A BUNCH OF CREEPS

ONLINE, BUT, UH, I JUST WANTED

TO SHOW YOU WHAT THE REAL WORLD

LOOKS LIKE.

UH, A GOAT.

THE ZEBRA.

THE -- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

FLAMINGOS...AS FAR AS THE EYE

CAN SEE.

AND FINALLY...WHAT YOU'VE BEEN

WAITING FOR -- HARD-CORE SMUT.

>> WISH YOU WERE HERE.

WHERE THIS --

>> HOW DID I KNOW I'D FIND YOU

ON HERE?

>> HEY, I CLEANED UP THE PLACE.

>> DAME...

>> HEY, HOW DID I KNOW I'D FIND

YOU ON HERE?

HEY, I CLEANED UP

THE PLACE.

>> DAMIEN...

HEY, DAMIEN, ARE YOU THERE?

>> Hey, this is Damien.

Just leave me a message after

the beep, and I'll get back to

you as soon as I can.

>> YEAH, HI.

CAN YOU PLEASE CONNECT ME TO

SERGEANT TISBERT?

>> THE APARTMENT WAS EMPTY WHEN

WE GOT HERE.

>> THAT'S HIS COMPUTER.

SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED TO

HIM.

WHY ISN'T ANYBODY DOING

ANYTHING?!

HE WOULDN'T JUST LEAVE HIS

COMPUTER BEHIND.

YOU DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING

UPSTAIRS?

>> JUST CALM DOWN FOR ME,

PLEASE, ALL RIGHT?

LET'S JUST GO STEP BY STEP AND

WE'LL GET THIS SOLVED.

>> I GOT A VIDEO FROM HIS

ACCOUNT.

>> WHAT WAS ON THE VIDEO?

>> SOMETHING DAMIEN MADE ME FROM

THE ZOO.

>> HOW'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP?

PROBLEMS?

>> NO. WE'RE FINE.

HE WOULDN'T JUST UP AND LEAVE

WITHOUT TELLING ME.

>> I THINK YOU SHOULD GO HOME,

CALL AROUND.

YOUNG GUYS SOMETIMES DO

STUPID...

>> HEY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR WEBCAM?

>> THAT SUCKS.

WHAT'S UP?

UM, WHAT KIND OF SURPRISE?

OKAY. HOLD ON.

I'LL BE OVER IN A FEW.

ALL RIGHT. I'M COMING.

>> SOMETHING IS CLEARLY WRONG

HERE.

>> THIS IS NOT A CRIME SCENE.

IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME AND

POLICE RESOURCES, AS WELL, SO,

PLEASE.

I'M SORRY.

>> YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THIS.

>> LET'S GO, GUYS.

COME ON.

>> HEY, ARE YOU HERE?

I'M OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR.

OKAY.

LIZ?

HELLO?

ARE YOU IN HERE?

HA HA.

ALL RIGHT. WHERE ARE YOU?

WHAT?

LIZ?

WHAT THE HELL?

>> YOU STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM

HIM?

>> NO.

THE COPS WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR

ANOTHER DAY.

BUT I'VE BEEN CHECKING HIS

E-MAIL FOR THE PAST DAY AND A

HALF, AND HE HASN'T OPENED OR

SENT ANYTHING.

UH, WHAT ABOUT THE GIRL?

DID YOU CHECK?

>> I TRIED TO FIND HER ACCOUNT,

BUT THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING

WHERE SHE WAS CHATTING FROM?

IT WAS BOUNCING OFF I DON'T KNOW

HOW MANY I.P. ADDRESSES, PROXY

SERVERS.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> IT -- IT MEANS THAT IT'S

REALLY HARD TO FIND OUT WHERE

SHE WAS CHATTING FROM.

>> ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU DO?

I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO DO YOU

A FAVOR HERE.

>> WELL, THANKS FOR TRYING.

I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

I HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO YOUR

E-MAILS.

>> WHAT YOU DID WAS COMPLETELY

INAPPROPRIATE AND UNACCEPTABLE.

I HAVE HAD ANGRY BOARD MEMBERS

CALLING ME ALL DAY.

W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> DON'T PLAY DUMB.

YOU SENT IT FROM YOUR E-MAIL

ADDRESS.

>> N-NO, I DIDN'T SEND YOU

ANYTHING.

OKAY, S-SOMEONE HACKED MY

ACCOUNT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

OH, KEEP GOING.

OH, DON'T STOP.

DON'T STOP.

PROFESSOR, THIS IS NOT...

>> YOU KNOW, I VOUCHED FOR YOU.

>> PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.

SOMEONE HACKED MY ACCOUNT.

LOOK, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE

POLICE, AND THERE IS SOMETHING

REALLY FUCKED UP HAPPENING HERE.

>> YOU'RE A MESS.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT A HOLD ON

YOUR PROJECT UNTIL FURTHER

NOTICE.

>> NO.

>> I WANT YOU TO TALK TO SOMEONE

BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT WELL.

>> HI.

UM, I'M DAMIEN CLARK'S

GIRLFRIEND.

I NEED TO ASK YOU JUST, YOU

KNOW, A WEIRD QUESTION, BUT HE

WAS ONLINE FOR THE LAST TWO

HOURS.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'VE

TALKED TO DAMIEN TONIGHT OR --

>> I HAVEN'T TALKED TO DAMIEN

SINCE WE WERE 12.

>> BUT YOU'RE ON HIS FRIEND

LIST.

>> YEAH? SO?

IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

>> FUCK.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME

TO SAY.

IT'S THE INTERNET.

YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED

SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

>> HEY.

NICE.

>> YEAH.

I WAS JUST...

>> ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND?

>> YEAH.

HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM RECENTLY?

>> LIKE HOW RECENTLY?

LIKE A FEW YEARS AGO RECENTLY?

>> NO, LIKE YESTERDAY OR TODAY.

>> YOU WORRIED THAT HE'S

CHEATING ON YOU?

>> NO.

>> I'M SORRY.

UH, ACTUALLY, UH, I TALKED TO

HIM LAST NIGHT.

>> UM, O-OKAY.

WHAT -- WHAT DID HE SAY?

>> NOTHING.

HE SENT ME A LINK, AND THEN HE

SIGNED OFF.

>> DO YOU STILL HAVE IT?

>> UH, YEAH.

YEAH. HOLD ON.

GIVE ME A SEC.

LET ME FIND...

YEAH. HERE YOU GO.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

I'M FUCKING WITH YOU!

YEAH.

WHEN YOU FIND HIM, TELL HIM HE'S

GOT A TINY DICK.

>> HEY!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON HERE?!

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, SHIT.

IT'S ELIZABETH.

UM, I CHATTED WITH DAMIEN TWO

NIGHTS AGO, AND I DIDN'T NOTICE

IT, BUT THERE -- THERE WAS

SOMEONE HIDING IN THE BACK OF

HIS...

I DON'T KNOW HOW I MISSED IT.

UM, I THINK THAT MAYBE SOMEONE

MIGHT HAVE FOLLOWED HIM.

PLEASE CALL ME BACK.

I REALLY NEED TO SHOW YOU

THIS VIDEO.

I KNOW THAT YOU TOLD ME NOT TO

CALL YOU AGAIN.

IT'S ELIZABETH BENTON.

UM, BUT, PLEASE, PLEASE, UH, I

REALLY NEED TO SHOW YOU THIS

VIDEO.

I'M NOT GONNA STOP CALLING YOU

UNTIL YOU CALL ME BACK.

HI.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M ACTUALLY JUST

TRYING TO MEET SOME NEW FRIENDS.

LET'S BE FRIENDS.

>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

>> I JUST...WANT TO SEE YOU.

>> THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO

ABOUT IT NOW.

THERE'S NOTHING

YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT

IT NOW.

FUCK!

>> ENJOY YOUR DINNER.

>> DON'T OPEN UP ATTACHMENTS

FROM STRANGERS -- EVER.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

>> WHAT IS IT?

>> I CAN'T FIND ANY OF YOUR

FILES.

>> BUT W-WHAT ABOUT MY VIDEO

FROM DAMIEN?

>> YOUR DRIVE'S WIPED.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU BACKED UP

YOUR STUDY.

>> I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY STUDY.

CAN YOU DO ANYTHING TO FIX THIS?

>> I MEAN -- NO.

I THINK YOU NEED TO STAY AWAY

FROM THIS SITE FOR A WHILE.

>> DON'T TOUCH ME.

>> HEY.

>> DON'T!

>> WHAT?

>> LOOK, THIS IS THE LAST PLACE

I SAW HIM.

I NEED TO STAY ON HERE.

>> LISTEN, LIZ, MAYBE DAMIEN IS

THE ONE SCREWING WITH YOU.

>> NO, HE WOULDN'T DO THAT.

>> LIZ, I THINK YOU'RE BEING

PARANOID HERE.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU AND

DAMIEN ARE IN THAT GOOD

OF A PLACE.

>> CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE?

>> ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

>> GET OUT!

JENNI?

JENNI!

WHAT?

>> JENNI!

LOOK AT YOU.

LOOK AT YOU.

>> 911.

What is your emergency?

>> I NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT

AWAY.

I'M AT 1281 LIGHTHOUSE.

IT'S -- IT'S MY FRIEND!

HER -- HER WRISTS ARE CUT!

SHE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!

OH, MY GOD.

JENNI!

>> Hello?

>> OH, MY GOD!

SHE'S NOT BREATHING!

JENNI!

COME ON, JENNI. COME ON.

>> WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

IN THIS WEEK'S EPISODE, I'M

GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO LOAD A

9mm GLOCK.

FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO IS

LOAD THE MAGAZINE.

TAKE THE FLAT PART, PUT IT

AGAINST YOUR HAND.

GRAB A BULLET, PUSH THE FRONT

IN, PUSH IT BACK.

TAKE ANOTHER.

PUSH IT DOWN AND THEN BACK.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

I'M JUST GONNA LOAD IN TWO

BULLETS RIGHT NOW.

THIS COULD HOLD 17.

TAKE YOUR WEAPON.

WORK IT IN.

SLAM IT IN.

YOU'RE READY TO GO.

PULL THE SLIDE BACK, CHAMBER

AROUND.

NOW YOU WANT TO STARE DOWN THE

BARREL LIKE SO.

AND REMEMBER TO SQUEEZE THE

TRIGGER.

DON'T PULL IT OR YOU'RE PROBABLY

GONNA MISS WHAT YOU'RE SHOOTING

AT.

AND BE CAREFUL NEVER TO POINT A

WEAPON AT ANYONE.

IT'S SAFETY FIRST ALWAYS.

THAT'S IT.

YOU'VE JUST LOADED A 9mm

HANDGUN.

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

AND DON'T FORGET TO COMMENT AND

TELL US HOW YOU LIKE US DOWN

BELOW.

AND, REMEMBER, I'M DALE.

SEE YA.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

OH, SHIT!

HOLY -- FUCK.

OH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,

COME ON.

PLEASE ANSWER. FUCK!

T-THERE'S SOMEONE TRYING TO

BREAK INTO MY HOUSE!

YEAH, I-I'M AT 400 AGORA WAY IN

VALENCIA.

YES, YES, I'M IN DANGER.

THERE'S TRYING TO COME IN THE

HOUSE!

HURRY! PLEASE!

>> THIS IS MY THIRD CHILD.

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?

>> GET OUT OF YOUR

HOUSE RIGHT...

LYN...

>> WHAT? WHY?

>> LYN, PLEASE JUST GET OUT OF

YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

EITHER GO OUT THE FRONT...

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> LYN, LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE!

JUST GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

RIGHT...

I'M NOT...

GET OUT.

>> LIZ?

>> LYN!

>> SHIT.

HELLO?

IS SOMEBODY THERE?

>> WELL, WERE YOU ABLE TO GET A

LOOK AT HIS FACE?

>> NO. HE WAS WEARING A MASK.

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS?

>> CAN I, UH, TALK TO YOU

OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE?

WILL YOU EXCUSE US?

>> WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND?

>> I'M NOT MARRIED.

>> WHAT ABOUT THE FATHER?

>> HE'S NOT IN THE PICTURE.

>> HE SHOULD BE HERE.

>> WHAT?

>> THE FATHER -- HE SHOULD BE

HERE.

DON'T YOU THINK?

>> THAT'S REALLY NONE OF YOUR

BUSINESS.

THANK YOU.

>> SEE?

NO ONE'S HERE.

UM, I'LL -- I'LL SEE YOU SOON,

OKAY?

>> EVERYTHING'S GOOD.

>> OKAY.

UM, I'M -- I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A

FEW MINUTES AND PACK SOME STUFF

AND I'LL OUT, OKAY?

>> I'LL BE OUTSIDE IF YOU NEED

ANYTHING.

>> OKAY. THANK YOU.

HEY, I'VE BEEN TRYING YOU FOR

THE LAST 20 MINUTES.

JUST CALL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU

GET THIS.

MAX?

HEY!

HEY!

TURN AROUND!

>> UGH!

HELP!

OH, GOD.

OH!

UGH!

UGH!

OKAY.

OKAY.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

OW.

>> LIZ?

LIZ, IT'S ME.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

THERE ARE OTHERS OUT HERE THAT

ARE DOING THIS, TOO.

I'VE SEEN THEM ON THE MONITOR.

WHAT WAS THAT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> THEY'RE WATCHING EVERYTHING.

>> MAX.

MAX!

>> LIZ, YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.

BEHIND THIS --

>> MAX, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

>> YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.

THIS IS A RECORDING.

I SAW IT YESTERDAY.

>> SOMEBODY HELP!

>> IN A FEW SECONDS, SOMEONE'S

GONNA COME IN, AND THEY'RE

GONNA --

>> HELP!

>> NO.

>> SOMEBODY!

HELP!

MAX!

I'M SO SORRY!

NO!

DAMIEN!

>> UGH!

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!

WHERE?!

HE'S NOT HERE!

OH, GOD.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON.

>> WAH!

>> TELL HER

WHAT I SAW ON THERE THE OTHER

NIGHT.

>> OH,

SHUT UP.

>> WHAT DID YOU SEE, DAD?

>> I SAW A MAN IN A BUNNY

COSTUME HAVING A WANK.

>> HE LOVES PROVOKING THESE

TWITS WHENEVER HE GOES ON HERE.

>> DON'T DO THAT, DAD.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE

ARE.

>> DAD?