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Happy New Year!
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[man 1] I've not had any drugs.
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This man has definitely
had a bag of drugs.
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Shots, shots!
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We're working
and you're doing shots?
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-No, as if.
-The wedding’s off.
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We’ll have to think
of a different way
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I can stay in the country.
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You know, he’s got a bench
with her name on it.
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Shit, Wendy,
we've done something bad!
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-Oh!
-Fuck!
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Maybe, don’t rush into anything
with anyone new.
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[funky music playing]
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[Woman]
I've got a guy in a coma.
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I told you
we should have stayed.
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-It doesn’t look good.
-[siren wailing]
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[crowd chanting]
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-[ball bouncing]
-[grunting]
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Oh, love football man.
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I almost went pro, you know,
I had trials and everything.
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I used to go to football
all the time. I loved it.
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The crowd, the chanting,
wanker, wanker, wanker!
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Yo, what are you doing, you know
mad thing, don’t do that?
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I can’t help it. That’s why
I had to stop going to Forest.
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I should be in there, man.
The boys need me,
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I’m just here
missing all the action.
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Action? At Palace, I doubt it.
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You're shit, you're shit,
you're shit, you're shit!
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Wendy, do you want to get
bottled fem? Stop doing that.
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-[laughing]
-It’s not funny.
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Come on, Palace!
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-[ball bounces on cab's roof]
-[Wendy] Oh!
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-It was Wendy.
-It wasn’t me!
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Come back here, oh, you coward.
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You're going home
in Wendy’s ambulance.
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[opening theme music plays]
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[music plays from the radio]
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[chair scraping on the floor]
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Flight’s booked,
mail redirected,
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horse riding lessons canceled.
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It’s really happening.
We're both moving to Australia.
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Unless you don’t get your visa.
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That’s not gonna happen.
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-[both laughs]
-[cellphone dings]
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Oh, got an e-mail.
Thirty percent off at Gap.
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Oh, no!
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But you love Gap?
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-I didn’t get my visa.
-No!
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Oh, it’s great about Gap though.
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Yeah, it’s a really good
discount.
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Yeah, I mean 25 percent
is generous
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but 30 percent, that’s a steal.
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Heart breaking
about the visa though.
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[crowd chanting]
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I called into the hospital
about Jack,
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you know, the lad
from New Years.
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Still no change.
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Look, I don’t wanna
talk about that.
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Well, I do.
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We’re under investigation.
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For what? For doing our jobs?
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It’s hard enough this shit
we have to put up with
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and now we're being investigated
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for doing nothing wrong.
Low it.
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We missed a heart attack
and now a patient’s in a coma.
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Look, Wendy, the whole point
of us signing up for today
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was a distraction, right?
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I don’t wanna think
about that stuff.
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Well, it’s all I can
think about.
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I keep replaying it
over and over.
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Well, fast forward
to the bit where they say,
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we did nothing wrong,
Maleek is a genuine hero
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and we're gonna put him
on the...
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the London Ambulance buff thing
calendar.
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Oh, not the calendar again.
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Whoa, why do firemen
just get calendars?
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We deserve one.
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Look, if there’s anything
you want to say
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about what happened,
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anything that could
come back at us
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anything that you regret doing
or taking?
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Wendy!
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Read my lips.
I don’t want to talk about it.
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[crowd cheering in a distant]
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I should be in there
where the action is, man.
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Do you know what, bang this,
we're getting in.
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How?
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Look, just stick with me and...
And be cool.
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I said be cool.
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[music from the radio playing]
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Since when did Jo let people
have the radio on?
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Oh, Jo’s not been in
since New Year.
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I think she’s avoiding the depot
since I ruined everything.
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[sighs] Well that sounds like
you're catastrophizing.
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I’m sure whatever happened
wasn’t that bad.
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At New Year’s Jo kissed me
and I didn’t kiss her back.
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I just froze and stood there
with my mouth shut
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while she kept on kissing me.
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-Shit.
-I wasn’t expecting it.
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Now, I don't know,
she’s probably feeling...
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Humiliated, depressed,
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spiraling in a mix of shame
and self-recrimination.
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I was gonna say bad.
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Yeah, bad,
she is probably feeling bad.
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I had no idea she was interested
in me in that way.
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Really, no idea?
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You'd have thought she’d have
given off some sort of signal.
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And after what you said,
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well, I didn’t wanna hurt her,
you know.
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Yeah, I can see where
what I said
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might have, uh... Okay, shit.
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I really need to talk to her.
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Hmm, she’s not picking up
her phone.
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She didn’t even reply to my text
when I told her that tennis
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was a more physically
demanding sport than rugby.
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[sighs]
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It just totally scrambled
my brain.
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The idea that Jo is into me.
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It’s like finding
a whole new room in your house
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that you didn’t know was there.
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A door hidden behind a fog
of grief leading to a hallway
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of mirrors and reflections
and memories.
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You know.
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[clears throat]
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[siren wailing]
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[dog barking in a distance]
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Gawd, when are people
gonna learn? Exercise kills.
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[panting]
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Yeah, that looks
pretty dislocated.
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We're gonna have to take you in.
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Not you.
I want a British doctor.
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Whoa. [chuckles]
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Yeah, and I want a patient
who isn’t a racist prick.
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But it looks like we both
missed out.
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Kareshma and I are both British
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and we're not doctors,
we're paramedics.
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Well, technically,
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I’m a paramedic
and she’s a technician.
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'Cause when you start out
as a trainee--
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It’s alright Gary,
you can treat him.
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Yeah, you give him
that good British medicine.
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I’m gonna go get us some coffees
with your tax money.
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Ooh!
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Lawrence] I just have no idea
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that she had these feelings
for me.
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I don't know why
she’s so difficult to read.
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Like an ancient language
or braille.
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Bro.
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Now she probably thinks
I don’t care about her at all.
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-But what was I supposed to do?
-[machine whirring]
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It’s like she’s been wearing
a mask.
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[machine continues whirring]
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Maybe we all are.
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Maybe all of life
is just one big masquerade,
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each of us trapped, trapped
behind our shield. Too afra...
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-[crowd cheers in a distance]
-[Maleek] Yes, my brudda.
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What’s good, you good, yeah,
everything yeah, oh, right.
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look, we need to get in there.
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Where’s your pass?
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You know the ambulance
is the pass.
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Oh, come on, bruv.
I’m not your bruv.
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Chill, man, what if there’s
an emergency in there?
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No. I don’t come to the
front door where you live
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and say, "Oh, oh, let me in."
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You don’t live here.
You don’t where I live.
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Well, I know you don’t live
in Selhurst Park.
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Hey, hey, hey, so you want
to know where I live,
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so you can come
and arrest my people?
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-No!
-No, we're not the police.
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-That’s what police will say.
-Why you being such
a jobsworth?
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You think cause you're wearing
that dead high viz
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you're some kind of bad man?
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Right, you need
to move away, now!
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Okay, now!
Move away or arrest me, hey.
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I told you already,
we're not the flipping police.
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Got to take this guy in.
You two take our spots,
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corner of the home cell
and Arthur Wait.
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-Take your spot, yeah?
-Yeah.
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Take your spot?
Oh, oh, oh, my gee!
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[chuckles]
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-A while bitch.
-Man, get up.
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Close the gates!
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Close the gates.
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[upbeat music playing]
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I've got him on the stretcher.
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I’m sorry I didn’t stand up
for you more.
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[Gary]
I should have done something.
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What are you doing?
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I’m taking the knee in support.
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Oh, thanks, Gary.
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Thank you, I really,
really appreciate that.
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Oh, my God, BBC News
say racism’s just ended.
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They don’t know what’s done it
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but do you think
you taking the knee has...
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I just want to help.
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You shouldn’t have to put up
with this.
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No. I shouldn’t, but I do, Gary,
a lot.
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Yeah, and it’s not
just patients,
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it’s hospital staff, nurses,
colleagues.
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I think it’s amazing
that you turn the other cheek.
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No, I always get revenge.
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Yeah, I key their cars
or spit in their tea
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or find out
where their girlfriend works,
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take their girlfriend out for
a drink, date their girlfriend
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get their girlfriend
into Scientology.
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We should refuse to treat him.
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Why?
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Oh, is that to make...
To make you feel better?
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[upbeat music playing]
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Sorry, you, Angela speaking.
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I’m on edge here Angela.
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Angela, he hasn’t blinked
for ages,
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that’s how you know
he’s getting really wound up.
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My colleague here is a citizen
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that any country
would be lucky to have.
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Oh, well, his criminal record
disqualifies him from a visa.
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Oh, no, um,
I didn’t write it down cause I--
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I didn’t think you’d know.
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Yeah, we still know.
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We’re the government, we have
these things called files.
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You've got a criminal record?
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Yeah.
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[crowd cheering]
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Come on, Palace!
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Excuse me, somebody’s fallen,
can you come with me?
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Come on, Maleek.
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[crowd chanting and cheering]
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Just when we got a free kick
as well, man.
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He looks bad.
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Let me check him.
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You better check yourself.
I take the lead.
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Well, you know, it might not be
such a bad idea if I did
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while we're under investigation.
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It wouldn’t be a bad idea
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if you stopped undermining me
at my job.
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I did everything right.
Now step off.
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Fine, Maleek’s just gonna
check you over ducky.
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Oh, he doesn’t look very well.
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Anything I can do at all?
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Wendy, you speak
old white person,
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please get this man out of here?
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Can you please
just step back, Sir?
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I thought you might like a hand.
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What is this, question
Maleek day or something?
246
00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:32,555
Big man, I know what I’m doing.
You see these hands?
247
00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:34,077
These are healing hands.
248
00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:36,199
Now unless you're
some sort of brain surgeon
249
00:10:36,299 --> 00:10:37,761
or something, you need to move.
250
00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:40,925
So, no, I am actually
a brain surgeon.
251
00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:45,170
Alistair McBeal, senior clinical
fellow in neurosurgery at Kings.
252
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,692
Oh.
253
00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:50,296
Oh, well, right, well, um,
well, please step in.
254
00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:52,498
Wendy, why are you letting
this ghost-looking man
255
00:10:52,598 --> 00:10:53,900
look after our patient?
256
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,622
'Cause he’s better qualified
than us.
257
00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,184
The last time this brother
looked at medicine
258
00:10:57,284 --> 00:10:58,826
was in the war.
259
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,948
Look, he’s probably
gonna put leeches on our guy.
260
00:11:01,048 --> 00:11:02,029
[laughing]
261
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,431
That’s very funny.
262
00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:06,034
Uh, no, I am actually extremely
competent at my job.
263
00:11:06,134 --> 00:11:09,718
Oh, it sounds like
something’s happened.
264
00:11:09,818 --> 00:11:11,560
Oh, why don’t you go
and watch the game
265
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,943
and let me and Alistair
deal with this?
266
00:11:15,705 --> 00:11:16,846
Okay, cool.
267
00:11:16,946 --> 00:11:18,288
Man’s gonna do that.
268
00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,170
But it’s not because
of the football,
269
00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:22,453
I’m just gonna prove to you
that you can’t do this
270
00:11:22,553 --> 00:11:24,135
without calling for my help.
271
00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:26,237
So...
272
00:11:27,839 --> 00:11:29,381
Anything you need, doctor?
273
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,343
Should be fine.
274
00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:37,610
[upbeat music playing]
275
00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,555
We need to talk.
276
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,956
[sighs]
277
00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:45,600
Fine, but no therapying me.
278
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,522
-Beer?
-I’m a recovering alcoholic.
279
00:11:47,622 --> 00:11:49,764
Well, it’s only four percent,
it’s not Stella or anything.
280
00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:52,167
Do you have anything
non-alcoholic?
281
00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:54,430
Sure.
Great.
282
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:05,683
Oh, milk, great, thanks.
283
00:12:06,323 --> 00:12:08,386
Okay.
284
00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,869
So, George.
285
00:12:10,969 --> 00:12:12,751
I know what happened
at New Year’s
286
00:12:12,851 --> 00:12:14,913
-and full disclosure.
-Yep.
287
00:12:15,013 --> 00:12:16,796
I may have advised Lawrence
288
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,918
not to rush
into anything with you.
289
00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:20,920
And I feel really terrible
about it.
290
00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:25,005
It was bitchy and spiteful
but I just...
291
00:12:25,105 --> 00:12:26,807
I needed you to know.
292
00:12:26,907 --> 00:12:28,609
Please don’t hit me.
293
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:29,690
[Jo grunts]
294
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:30,812
Ow!
295
00:12:30,912 --> 00:12:33,615
You snakey cow.
296
00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:36,819
Alright, yes, it was underhanded
and petty.
297
00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:39,161
But that’s why I’m here, Jo.
298
00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:41,424
I’m so sorry.
299
00:12:41,524 --> 00:12:43,686
It’s not all your fault I guess.
300
00:12:46,209 --> 00:12:49,673
He chose to reject me.
He’s the prick here.
301
00:12:49,773 --> 00:12:52,437
You’re just a bit less
of a prick, but still a prick.
302
00:12:52,537 --> 00:12:54,559
Thanks.
303
00:12:54,659 --> 00:12:57,042
You can see yourself out,
George.
304
00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:58,964
Your sofa’s like a rock
by the way.
305
00:12:59,064 --> 00:13:02,308
Yeah, it’s, uh, sort of a bench.
306
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,914
For Karen who loved this spot.
Who’s Karen?
307
00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:14,502
Lawrence’s dead wife.
308
00:13:14,602 --> 00:13:19,147
Not as insane as it seems,
George, um, yeah.
309
00:13:19,247 --> 00:13:22,071
I just stole it cause, uh,
she was cockblocking me
310
00:13:22,171 --> 00:13:24,674
from the grave.
It actually does sound insane.
311
00:13:24,774 --> 00:13:26,776
Wendy helped.
312
00:13:28,378 --> 00:13:30,200
[sighs] You were never
gonna tell me
313
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,042
that you've got
a criminal record?
314
00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:34,445
-I didn’t think it mattered.
-You didn’t think it mattered
315
00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:37,088
that our entire relationship
is built on a hill of lies?
316
00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:38,330
I was embarrassed.
317
00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:41,133
I was done
for indecent exposure.
318
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:42,334
You're a flasher?
319
00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,176
No. It was years ago.
320
00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:47,140
I was seeing this girl
and we was out
321
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,102
and one thing led to another,
322
00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:50,504
I wanted to take things
to the next level
323
00:13:50,604 --> 00:13:53,467
-if you know what I mean?
-Yeah.
324
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,708
No.
325
00:13:54,808 --> 00:13:55,910
We wanted to have sex.
326
00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,392
Oh!
327
00:13:57,492 --> 00:13:59,114
But we didn’t really have
anywhere to go,
328
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,356
so we kind of did our business
in the park
329
00:14:01,456 --> 00:14:03,078
and got caught by the police.
330
00:14:03,178 --> 00:14:05,281
You can’t ban a man
from a country for that!
331
00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:08,324
Getting your cock out
in public’s frowned upon.
332
00:14:08,424 --> 00:14:10,286
We live in strange times.
333
00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:16,293
-[upbeat music playing]
-[engine revving]
334
00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:20,578
[music continue to play]
335
00:14:20,678 --> 00:14:21,820
Why is it still here?
336
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,983
Ah, I forgot, to be honest.
337
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:29,949
Ah, I don’t have people over,
so no one’s sat on it.
338
00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:32,051
No biggie.
339
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:36,356
-You stole a memorial bench.
-Yeah.
340
00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:39,640
-To get back at a dead woman
-Yeah.
341
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,823
For cock-blocking you.
342
00:14:43,024 --> 00:14:45,026
God.
343
00:14:47,149 --> 00:14:49,091
Oh, God, I am mental, aren’t I?
344
00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:52,015
Is that why you're here,
am I being sanctioned?
345
00:14:52,115 --> 00:14:54,778
The outside of the big net.
346
00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:56,940
You're not mental,
you're not being sanctioned,
347
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,943
don’t use big net,
348
00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:03,428
but you do see that having
this bench is not rational?
349
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,832
I know it’s not rational
but it’s Loz.
350
00:15:06,932 --> 00:15:08,433
Rational goes out the window
351
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,597
when I’m staring
into that beautiful mustache.
352
00:15:11,697 --> 00:15:13,720
I just think,
353
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:16,683
why can’t you sag off
your dead wife and see me?
354
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,926
Okay, you need to stop
focusing on Lawrence,
355
00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:22,289
he’s holding you back.
You need to focus on Jo.
356
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,971
-Who’s he?
-You.
357
00:15:24,071 --> 00:15:25,653
Oh, [gasps].
358
00:15:25,753 --> 00:15:28,697
Now, you've got loads of
good things in your life, right?
359
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,459
-You’ve got a good job.
-True.
360
00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:32,701
I am bloody good at my job.
361
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,343
Yes, you are.
362
00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:37,547
[upbeat music playing]
363
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,668
[engine revving]
364
00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:39,950
[metal clanking]
365
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,031
Ow, careful, ow.
366
00:15:41,131 --> 00:15:43,514
Ow! Careful!
367
00:15:43,614 --> 00:15:47,599
It hurts when you bang it.
368
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,761
Can you understand
what I’m saying, love?
369
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,723
Right, I’m sorry,
but I've had it.
370
00:15:51,823 --> 00:15:54,206
You are not speaking
to my colleague like that.
371
00:15:54,306 --> 00:15:56,469
She is a great medic.
372
00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:59,372
Well, a good one.
373
00:15:59,472 --> 00:16:02,776
And she deserves respect
and civility at the very least.
374
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:06,100
So, you are going to apologise
or we are going nowhere.
375
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,343
[whistles]
376
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,485
-Piss off ginger.
-Okay.
377
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:13,308
[clears throat]
378
00:16:13,408 --> 00:16:16,312
Gary, don’t worry. It’s fine.
379
00:16:16,412 --> 00:16:17,753
No, it’s not.
380
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,856
You shouldn’t have
to put up with that.
381
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,843
Wait.
382
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,087
[keys rattling]
383
00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:30,568
Why don’t you drive?
384
00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:34,653
-[happy music playing]
-[car horn honking]
385
00:16:34,753 --> 00:16:37,496
Sorry, I’m not used
to the roads in this country.
386
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,858
-[tires screeching]
-[patient screams]
387
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:42,061
Woman drivers hey,
what are we like?
388
00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:44,905
-[screams]
-[tires screeching]
389
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,367
[screaming]
390
00:16:48,649 --> 00:16:51,152
-[loud bump]
-[music continue to play]
391
00:16:51,252 --> 00:16:52,554
[Kareshma] Speed bump!
392
00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:55,717
[crowd cheering and chanting]
393
00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:57,760
Some worrying
focal neurological signs,
394
00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:00,863
so I want to check on arrival
for a cerebra-spinal leak.
395
00:17:01,864 --> 00:17:02,926
He’s amazing.
396
00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:04,367
[running footsteps approaching]
397
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:07,371
Quick, emergency.
One of the players are injured.
398
00:17:07,471 --> 00:17:09,854
Oh, looks like someone needs
a real hero.
399
00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:11,656
What do you think
about that, old man?
400
00:17:11,756 --> 00:17:12,537
[laughs]
401
00:17:12,637 --> 00:17:15,260
I’m gonna meet a player.
402
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,862
Hey, do you reckon it’s Zaha?
403
00:17:16,962 --> 00:17:18,584
We’ll proper get along,
you know,
404
00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:20,586
me and Wilf’s got that proper
south London
405
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:24,150
bad man ting going on,
you get me.
406
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,391
Changing room’s through here.
407
00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:26,793
[door opens]
408
00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:27,874
[Security laughing]
409
00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:29,196
[door closes]
410
00:17:29,296 --> 00:17:30,277
What the hell?
411
00:17:30,377 --> 00:17:32,199
[laughing]
412
00:17:32,299 --> 00:17:34,442
I told you you cannot come in.
413
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,865
Who’s blowing kisses now,
officer?
414
00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:40,329
That’s not even how you
blow kisses you mug.
415
00:17:40,429 --> 00:17:42,091
Then phone the police.
Stupid man.
416
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:45,655
[laughing]
417
00:17:45,755 --> 00:17:50,220
[crowd cheering]
418
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,262
[grunts]
419
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,343
I miss her.
420
00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:55,447
I've not felt that since Karen.
421
00:17:56,848 --> 00:17:59,311
Jo’s just always been there.
422
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:04,016
Sure, maybe I've taken her
for granted a little bit.
423
00:18:04,937 --> 00:18:07,680
Like onions.
424
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:09,082
You don’t really notice onions
425
00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:10,484
but take them away
and what can you cook?
426
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,845
-[soda can pops]
-Nothing.
427
00:18:11,946 --> 00:18:13,006
Nothing without onions.
428
00:18:13,107 --> 00:18:16,150
[objects cracking]
429
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,775
I’m back, okay? I’m in charge.
430
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:22,697
Has anyone
got a problem with that?
431
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,620
Jo, how are you?
432
00:18:24,719 --> 00:18:28,264
It’s boss, not Jo, and I’m busy.
433
00:18:28,364 --> 00:18:29,947
Hi, boss.
434
00:18:30,046 --> 00:18:36,214
[upbeat music playing]
435
00:18:43,062 --> 00:18:44,442
[indistinct chatter]
436
00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:47,647
Heyo, you missed
an amazing game.
437
00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:49,850
Five four and a red card.
438
00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:51,691
I got so excited
I flashed a boob.
439
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,974
I don’t think anyone noticed.
440
00:18:54,073 --> 00:18:55,696
Did you get to treat the player?
441
00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:57,098
Yeah, I sorted him, man.
442
00:18:57,197 --> 00:18:58,699
I even showed him some
of my skills
443
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,382
because obviously he was like,
"You need to turn pro"
444
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:03,024
but I don’t really
wanna talk about that.
445
00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:04,505
I’m done with football, man.
446
00:19:04,605 --> 00:19:08,190
-I've got you a nice hotdog.
-Oh, thank you.
447
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,793
[Wendy groans]
448
00:19:09,892 --> 00:19:11,715
Oh.
449
00:19:11,814 --> 00:19:13,716
I love football hotdogs.
450
00:19:13,816 --> 00:19:16,199
Even if they are mostly anus.
451
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,762
[gags]
452
00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:18,842
Disgusting.
453
00:19:18,942 --> 00:19:24,109
[rock music playing]
454
00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:30,095
Yeah, it’s a shit show.
455
00:19:30,196 --> 00:19:32,277
Don’t worry, I’m back now.
456
00:19:33,198 --> 00:19:36,463
No, not a holiday person.
457
00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:38,104
Go on holiday when you're dead.
458
00:19:38,205 --> 00:19:42,149
Costa del Grave. Cheers, mate.
459
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,993
You know, I feel like we really
got somewhere today, Jo.
460
00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:46,675
Maybe we could try
a fresh start?
461
00:19:46,774 --> 00:19:49,277
No, you still tried to shaft me
over Lawrence, George.
462
00:19:49,378 --> 00:19:52,901
There’s a name for people
like you in the army. Twats.
463
00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,324
Well, he’ll think twice
464
00:19:55,425 --> 00:19:57,167
before racially abusing
a paramedic again,
465
00:19:57,266 --> 00:19:58,728
I’ll tell you that.
466
00:19:58,829 --> 00:20:00,771
I can’t believe he cried.
467
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:05,176
Look, I just wish you can work
without having to face this.
468
00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:06,777
It’s sweet that you care.
469
00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:08,740
But you're making
all this about you.
470
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,463
It’s a bit white saviour complex,
471
00:20:10,562 --> 00:20:13,265
so I’m sorry but you're actually
being racist.
472
00:20:13,365 --> 00:20:15,908
I am so sorry.
473
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,931
Alright, up.
Come on, up you get.
474
00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:21,435
[grunts]
475
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:22,996
Done with football, man.
476
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,600
Well, at least it took our minds
off the investigation.
477
00:20:25,699 --> 00:20:27,242
Right, bellends,
478
00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:29,004
just got an e-mail with a date
for your investigation.
479
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,365
A week next Friday.
480
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:31,966
They're gonna want to know
everything,
481
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,609
so make sure you've got
everything straight.
482
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,572
Don’t worry, also do,
483
00:20:35,671 --> 00:20:39,216
because it could be
a career ender. But stay calm.
484
00:20:39,315 --> 00:20:41,317
Laters.
485
00:20:45,402 --> 00:20:51,570
[closing theme music plays]
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