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♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

Look at that! There it is --

the world-famous Sydney opera house.

Isn't that something?

Yeah, of course, but you said the same thing

the last time we were in Sydney.

Well, we're here again, so I thought I'd say it again.

Still seems like a funny name for an opera house -- Sydney.

When you get to know it better, you can call it "Syd."

Well...how do like being back in Australia

on the sea Princess again?

Terrific, sir.

Fantastic.

Come on, now. Tell the truth, captain. How did you swing it?

Well, when the line wanted a "temporary" crew

to work this ship,

naturally, they looked for the best crew they had.

And when they weren't available, they took us.

[ Laughs ] I'm sure glad they did.

Hey, Vicki, do you know where we're going?

Lots of islands in the south pacific.

Let me show you.

First we're going to go to vila. That's in new hebrides.

Now that's being called Vanuatu.

That's because they just gained their independence

from england and France.

From there we go to the Fiji islands and Suva --

that's the capital.

From there we go over to savusavu.

They like that one so much...

All: They named it twice.

And then we come back to Sydney.

Thanks, Isaac. I, uh, had a wonderful cruise.

I'm glad you did your homework, Isaac.

Let's go, Vicki.

I'll see you.

Hey, wait, gopher. Wow, I didn't know that.

Did you know that the south pacific islands --

I know. You told me that last time, too.

I didn't even know I knew that.

Hey, cutie.

Hi, doc.

I think this is gonna be a tough cruise for me.

I know. We all liked Tony.

I loved him.

Well, we're here if you need us.

Thanks, doc. That helps.

Lovely harbor, isn't it?

Yeah.

Yes.

Merrill, what time are you meeting Melanie?

I'm on my way.

Melanie?

She's the daughter of a woman dad knew in the south pacific

when he was in the Navy.

And when I heard we were going to the islands,

I thought it would be fun to see her again.

So I made a phone call and found out she had passed away.

But her daughter said she was going to be in Sydney

and would love to meet me.

I wonder if Melanie knows your father

almost married her mother.

Really?

I knew I never should have told these two.

[ Laughing ]

No, I was just a kid in the Navy, Julie.

A long way from home in the south pacific.

I'm sure by the time she got married and had Melanie,

she'd forgotten all about me.

Now, who could forget you?

Thank you.

Well, I'd better be on my way.

I'll be back well before boarding.

Julie, is everything ready for Mr. Farnsworth?

Yes, sir, I made the seating arrangements in the dining room

and the conference room is reserved

and there's champagne and flowers in all the staterooms.

Good. See you all later.

Bye.

Julie, is Mr. Farnsworth really flying in his relatives

from all over the world?

Yes, and he's picking up the whole tab,

including the cruise.

And my mother wanted me to be a doctor.

[ Laughing ]

Eloise, will you come along?

Yes, Mr. Farnsworth.

Did you remember everything?

Yes, Mr. Farnsworth.

Tickets, passports -- I have everything.

I'll be back from the cruise one week from today.

And remember, I'm the one on vacation.

You're all still working.

Have a nice time, Mr. Farnsworth.

Eloise, you're taking care of everything now.

I don't want to come back to chaos.

Everything's been taken care of.

My New York town house?

The remodeling will be finished in two weeks.

My villa in Rome, the paintings. Have they arrived yet?

Yes. Two gauguins, one Matisse, and three renoir.

Have those hung in the guest room.

Stop fidgeting, Eloise.

Sorry.

Taxi, please.

Well, Jessica, with any luck at all

it won't be long before you'll be Mrs. William Otis Farnsworth.

I can't wait to meet him.

I still can't believe he'd cut you out of his will.

I mean, after all, you're his niece.

Believe it. We've had a grudge against each other for years.

Ever since he ruined my father -- his own brother.

Well, he did invite you on the cruise.

Perhaps he's had a change of heart.

Maybe he'll leave you something.

Oh, he'll leave me something --

broke, penniless, and out.

[ Sighs ] Well, don't worry, marcia.

Once I land him, I'll give you a finder's fee

that'll have you sitting pretty for the rest of your life.

Thank you.

Stop fidgeting, Eloise.

I'm so sorry.

I'm really excited about taking this cruise.

That makes one of us, anyway.

Well, the relatives certainly are.

So many of them accepted your invitation.

They're not interested in the cruise.

They're only interested in impressing me

before I revise my will.

Cranston would have to go and break his leg

at a time like this.

Now you're sure that you have a substitute valet for me

to replace Cranston on the cruise?

Yes, I've called Mr. Pearson.

He promised to send along the very best he had.

Stop fidgeting, Eloise.

Well, thank you, Mr. Pearson. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Golly, my first job in Australia

and I'm working for William Otis Farnsworth.

Lucky, lucky, lucky.

You'd better get right over to the ship.

I'm on my way.

Mr. Bowden...

The ship's that way.

Oh! Thank you!

Mr. Bowden...

Why don't you take a taxi?

I'd rather take the ship.

Bye.

[ Australian accent ] I still don't think it's right, Jenny --

my fiancée and her ex-husband going off on a cruise together.

Now Martin, darling, I told you you have nothing to worry about.

I hate bud now just as much as I did when we were married.

Oh, thank you darling. [ Smooches ]

Bud!

Martin, old buddy,

let me explain it to you one more time.

Mr. Farnsworth is a great believer

in the institution of marriage.

If he finds out that Jenny,

his favorite grandniece, is divorced,

she's out of the will.

And if she's out of the will,

that means no money for any of us.

And that means you'll have to go to work...

For the rest of your life.

Well...

Have a good trip.

Goodbye, darling.

Martin, watch us through the telescope.

We'll be the couple kissing as the ship pulls out. [ Chuckles ]

Don't you dare touch that woman!

You must be captain stubing.

I'm Melanie kulani -- Madeline's daughter.

Of course. I'd recognize you anywhere.

Please, sit down.

Well, at last I meet the handsome ensign

my mother's told me so much about.

Forgive me for staring.

I just can't get over how much you look like your mother.

I hope I do.

She was very beautiful.

How long can you stay?

Uh, just a few hours at the most.

I have to be back before boarding.

I'm sorry we'll have so little time together.

Well, so little is better than none at all.

Come with me, merrill.

I want to show you the botanical gardens.

And we can see the animal park there.

Well, Melanie, you certainly showed me a lot of Sydney

in a short time.

I wish it could've been longer.

So do I, but I have to get back to my ship.

May I drop you somewhere?

No, thank you. I'm close by.

I only have to pack my bags

and take my plane to savusavu tonight.

Oh, that's one of our stops on the cruise.

Good! Then perhaps we'll meet again.

I hope so.

If not, at least we picked a beautiful setting

in which to say goodbye.

It was wonderful finally meeting you.

Goodbye, merrill.

Goodbye, Melanie.

Uncle William! Uncle William!

Oh, hello, Hazel.

So good to see you. Eloise.

Hi, frank.

You remember frank.

You look wonderful.

Whatever happened to that weird boy of yours?

The one with the long hair.

Oh, yes, uncle William.

He cut his hair and started college.

Good. Well, when he graduates, see that he gets it cut again.

See you at dinner, uncle William -- Eloise.

Bye-bye.

I'm sure you'll enjoy the cruise.

Thank you.

So how was your meeting with Melanie?

Fine.

Excuse me, could you tell me where the veranda deck is?

Oh, yeah -- right up there.

Thank you.

I'll tell you about it later.

Uh, sir. Mr. Farnsworth.

He looks just like he did on the cover of time.

And fortune and newsweek.

And don't forget the centerfold of millionaires monthly.

[ Chuckles ]

Mr. Farnsworth...

Yes.

I'm captain stubing. Welcome aboard.

Thank you, captain.

My niece and secretary -- Eloise Farnsworth.

Stop fidgeting, Eloise.

Sorry.

Mr. Farnsworth, you're having a large family reunion.

May I inquire if there is a particular occasion --

a birthday, an anniversary --

are you the captain, or are you the ship's reporter?

Uh, that -- sorry, that was rude.

One of my less lovable traits.

It is rather personal, but to answer your question, captain,

this is sort of an inspection cruise.

Yes, my wife died a couple of years ago,

so I'm taking another look at the members of my family

before I revise my will.

If I were a Farnsworth, that would make me a bit nervous.

No, captain, if you were a Farnsworth,

that would make you extremely nervous.

[ Laughing ] You're right.

But I must say, you look virile and healthy.

Yes, I am.

But I sky dive, scuba dive,

race speedboats, climb mountains.

My lawyer advises that a man like that

should have his affairs in order.

Excuse me, captain.

Oh, enjoy your cruise.

Marcy.

Hello, uncle William.

Uh, do I detect from your tone

that you're still holding that grudge?

Not enough to have declined your generous invitation.

That's the way to handle a grudge.

Don't let it keep you from having a good time.

Oh, don't worry, uncle William. I'll have a good time...

One way or another.

Let's get some fresh air, Eloise.

Well, Jessica,

that was William Otis Farnsworth in the flesh.

Think you can handle him?

Hmm. Well, you know I've snared four rich husbands so far,

but with Mr. Farnsworth there's a question in my mind.

What's that?

Well, whether he'll buy me the wedding ring

at Tiffany's or cartier.

There you go.

Thank you, captain.

Okay, merrill, now tell me about your meeting with Melanie.

If was fine. She's a lovely girl.

Very much like her mother. Quite beautiful.

I'm sorry I didn't go with you.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, how old is she?

Too young for you.

Melanie.

Melanie, what are you doing here?

I hope you don't mind, captain.

We had so much to talk about and so little time,

I decided to take your ship home to savusavu.

Mind? Of course not. I'm delighted.

It was rather impulsive of me.

[ Clears throat ]

Oh, forgive me -- Melanie kulani,

I'd like you to meet my dear friend Adam bricker,

the ship's doctor.

How do you do?

Pleasure.

You'll join us for dinner tonight, won't you?

I'd love to. Now I think I'll go and get settled in.

Nice meeting you, doctor.

Miss kulani.

It's incredible, Adam. The same look, voice, walk.

Just like her mother.

It's as if time had stood still.

If I didn't know any better,

I'd say that is the woman I was in love with

many, many years ago.

[ Air horn blows ]

Julie: Attention. All visitors ashore.

All visitors ashore, please.

Well, golly!

Let me help you with that.

I thought I was supposed to have a valet!

I'm sorry. The agency promised to send one over.

How many times have I told you you can't live on promises?

[ Knock on door ]

[ Knocking ]

Do you want me to answer that?

Oh, no, I'll get it. I'm so sorry.

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Mr. Farnsworth.

I'm Wayne bowden. I'm your substitute valet.

Oh, well, it's about time.

I'm sorry I'm late,

but I had the darnedest time trying to find this place.

This ship's bigger than the town I grew up in.

'Course the town I grew up in didn't have elevators, you know,

to take you from one part to another.

We did have an anchor, though.

It was right there in the middle of the park.

Fine.

Left over from world war.

Have you ever done this sort of work before?

Now don't you worry your head about that, Mr. Farnsworth.

Even if I say so myself, I'm a very good valet.

Got any references?

No. That's the reason I had to say so myself.

[ Laughing ]

You'll fill him in on what he's to do.

I'll be up on the deck -- and stop fidgeting.

Sorry.

Are you Mrs. Farnsworth?

Oh, no. I'm Mr. Farnsworth's secretary.

And his niece.

Well, golly. That's what I call a great idea,

hiring one person for both them jobs.

Hi, gang.

Hi, goph.

Hi, goph.

Tell me something -- who's part of the Farnsworth family here?

Point them out to me.

Well, there's a couple over there.

That's frank and Hazel Farnsworth.

There's one...

And that's marcia Farnsworth.

That was my mother's maiden name -- roz Farnsworth.

Maybe you're related.

Of course I'm related to my mother.

Hey, gopher, do you know who this guy is?

If he gave half his money to the United States,

we could pay off the national debt tomorrow.

Maybe we are related.

He's here to revise his will.

I'm sure we're related.

You could try smiling once in a while.

We're supposed to be happily married.

I don't remember smiling much when we were married.

Look, maybe this'll cheer you up.

Why don't you just try thinking

about all that money we're gonna get

if uncle William never finds out we're divorced

and remembers us kindly in the will?

Now that you mention it, uh,

I believe I feel a smile coming on.

[ Chuckles ] To money.

Still toasting each other like newlyweds, huh?

Uncle William. Hi.

Bud.

Sir.

I didn't see you when we boarded.

Glad you could make the cruise.

Our pleasure, uncle William.

Well, now, let's get right down to business, huh?

Whatever happened to that son that you were going to have

and name after me?

Uh, Jenny and I are still working on it.

[ Chuckles] Who knows? Maybe even on this very cruise.

Then what are you standing here talking to me for?

Anyway, that's when I was a sophomore in high school.

Oh, excuse me, Wayne.

Mr. Farnsworth likes his shirts in the top drawer.

Oh, okay.

Anyway, I was a sophomore in high school then.

No -- I think I was a freshman.

No, no, I was a sophomore.

And I had the mumps, the whooping cough, and the measles.

I guess you'd say I was a late bloomer.

Really?

Well, I had the mumps, the measles,

and the whooping cough, too.

Golly, isn't it a small world?

We're as alike as two peas in a pod.

I think we're gonna make a great team.

Oh...oh.

Well, I guess even great teams need practice.

That's his chair, the one with the hat on it.

Now, remember, he loves a challenge.

Treat him rough, and I guarantee he'll come begging for more.

Excuse me, I think you're sitting in my chair.

Oh?

Well, what I mean is...

You're sitting on my hat.

Now do you mind taking your hat off my chair?

My chair. And, yes, I would mind.

I'm sure the view of the ocean is just as good

from any of the other chairs.

But I was sitting in that chair.

You're being childish.

It's a pity you're not a man.

I was just thinking the same about you.

Sir...

Your hat.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're now passing the island of New Caledonia.

Well, thank you for showing me around your ship, captain.

Perhaps you can return the favor when we get to savusavu.

I'd be delighted.

Oh, I especially want to show you

the little school where I teach.

My children will be delighted

to meet a real American captain.

It sounds as if you love it.

Have you been teaching there long?

Oh, a few years.

When father died,

mother took a job as a teacher to support us,

and I'm just carrying on.

Like mother, like daughter.

I hope so.

Well, if you'll excuse me, i'm just gonna rest a while.

I want to look pretty for the captain tonight.

Don't look. Don't look.

Why should I look now?

I didn't look when we were married.

Maybe that's why we never had a son

to name after your uncle William.

Bud, have you even spoken to the purser

about changing our cabin?

I'm certainly not sleeping in the same bed with you.

Well, I'll have the maid come in

and make up the floor for you.

[ Telephone rings ]

Hello?

Martin! Oh, darling, what a surprise.

How are you?

Furious with myself.

I never should have let you go on that trip.

Well, now, there's nothing to worry about.

Everything's fine.

Better put your clothes on, dear. Time for tea.

Yes, Jen, put your clothes on.

Put your clothes on?! Jenny!

We'll have to hang up now, Martin.

She'll catch her death of cold walking around like this.

[ Dial tone ]

Hello?

Bud! That was a dirty trick!

Thank you.

Uhh!

That dress is so old-fashioned,

I feel like I'm out with my mother.

I know what I'm doing.

Uncle William's wife wore lavender and lace all the time,

and you know how much he loved her.

If this can bring back some fond memories,

we'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

[ Laughter ]

What do you teach at your school, miss kulani?

English.

And what language do the children speak, Melanie?

Fijian.

Really? What does that sound like?

[ Speaks Fijian ]

What does that mean?

It means "the captain is a very attractive man."

Oh. Why, thank you, Madeline.

Dad, her name is Melanie.

Madeline was my mother's name.

Yes, of course.

Sorry.

What's Fijian for "oops"?

[ Clears throat ]

It's so nice to see all the family together again.

Hello, uncle William.

That dress you're wearing, Hazel, reminds me of my wife.

Lavender was her favorite color.

Oh, really?

Well, I guess we can start now.

Marcia... You look the same as ever.

Is that a compliment?

Well, I think so.

If you're holding your own at your age,

that's good enough, isn't it?

[ Laughter ]

Back up.

I don't like people breathing on me while I'm eating.

I'm sorry, Mr. Farnsworth,

but everybody's got to breathe someplace.

Oh? Why?

It's worth a try.

No. It's not worth it.

Oh, come on, gopher. Just think about it.

Listen, it's no big deal.

It is a big deal.

You may be related.

Why don't you just go on over to Farnsworth

and introduce yourself?

I feel foolish.

How would you like to feel rich and foolish?

So I said, "that's okay with me,

but you better have three of them."

Excuse me, Mr. Farnsworth.

How do you do, sir? I am burl Smith.

I'm the assistant purser here on the ship.

My mother is a Farnsworth.

What a coincidence. So was mine.

[ Laughter ]

Sir, no, no, sir. Really, she is.

Her maiden name was roz Farnsworth.

And so, naturally, I was wondering --

yes, of course, you were wondering

if you were related to the wealthy farnsworths.

Now I know what they mean by a shakedown cruise.

[ Laughter ]

No, no, no, sir. No, really --

The nerve of him.

Amazing what some people will do

to try to sneak their way into a will.

What happened?

Your idiotic get-rich-quick schemes.

I made a complete fool out of myself.

You know what they always say.

What?

A fool and his money are soon parted.

See that lady in the white gown over there?

The fat one with the frizzy hair?

No, the pretty one sitting alone at the table for two.

Oh, yeah.

Golly, you're right. She is pretty, pretty.

Go tell her that Mr. Farnsworth would like her to join him at his table.

Yes, sir.

When the lady comes over,

move down to the end of the table.

Certainly.

There's no empty seat.

So, pick out a cousin and sit on his lap.

Probably do you a world of good.

She's even prettier up close.

It's a funny thing.

Some people are prettier up close than they are far away.

What did she say?

But some people look good far away and sort of ugly up close.

What did she say?

She's not coming.

Why not?

She said you was a --

you remember "snow white and the seven dwarfs"?

What did she say?!

You're grumpy.

She called me grumpy?

At least she didn't call you dopey.

Excuse me.

No, please.

You stay here. Give me the night off.

It's amazing.

Your sense of humor... Your smile...Your laughter...

Just like your mother's.

I keep talking about myself,

and I know so little about you.

Well, there's not much to tell.

There's just Vicki, the sea, and me.

I presume you're no longer married.

No. I was for a long time.

And for a long time, we were happy.

Then...

It's not easy for a woman to be married to a man

who's in love with the sea.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bring back bad memories.

You don't.

You bring back good memories...

Of a very happy time in my life.

Well, I don't know how you're feeling at this moment,

but this is becoming a very happy time in my life.

I'm sure you have work to do. See you later, merrill.

Uh, merrill, remember when you said

Melanie was too young for me?

Does that mean she's too young for you, too?

Pull!

[ Gunshot ]

Pull!

[ Gunshot ]

Good. That's 19 out of 20.

What are you talking about? That's the first one I've hit.

That's what I said. You've missed 19 out of 20.

Look at 'em all down there.

Probably hoping I'd blow my head off.

Yeah, boy, I'll bet with a family as big as yours,

you've got relatives you haven't even met yet.

You still trying to finagle a way into my will?

Oh, no, no, sir. No, no. I do very well here.

Pull!

[ Gunshot ]

Pull!

[ Gunshot ]

Pull!

[ Gunshot ]

Pull!

[ Gunshot ]

All right.

Pull!

[ Gunshot ]

If I were a target, I'd feel pretty safe today.

Think you can do any better?

Couldn't do much worse.

Pull!

Not bad. Pretty fair shooting.

Thanks.

Come on. I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

Perhaps another time.

Here you go.

Two of my south pacific island delights.

Oh, hey, thanks, Isaac. Start a tab for me, okay?

I'm sorry. I can't do that.

Everything goes on Mr. Farnsworth's bill.

Oh. Well, then, write yourself in a big tip.

Thank you.

You know, there's nothing like being on a cruise

with the one you love.

You're right. This is nothing like it.

Hmm.

Come here.

Hey, why aren't you two lovebirds working on that son

you're going to name after me?

Oh, well, you know, uncle William,

all work and no play.

Ha ha ha.

Where are you two living now?

Los Angeles.

San Francisco.

Two homes, huh?

Well, that's nice.

Looks like you won't need any money from me, then.

Your technique is just right.

Didn't I tell you?

The more you reject him, the more he wants to see you.

Well, I hope I haven't made him too mad.

Don't worry.

There's nothing like a little contempt

to bring out the desire in a man.

Gin.

[ Sighs ]

You know something?

With all his grouchiness,

your uncle has a certain charm.

You just keep thinking that.

It's the proper attitude for a blushing bride-to-be.

You gonna see him tonight?

No.

I think I'll just let him think about me tonight.

Tomorrow when we reach vila,

I'll show you places tourists never see.

I'd love it. It's a date.

That's the second time tonight.

What's the matter?

Melanie, you're very beautiful.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't attracted to you.

The thing is...

I feel I'm in a dream,

back in the south seas

with the woman I loved years ago.

Merrill, I'm not a dream.

I'm not Madeline.

I'm Melanie, and I'm alive and real,

and I'm standing here with a man that's real, too.

But I'm starting to feel for you.

That's real, too.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to Port Vila, the capital of Vanuatu,

until recently known as new hebrides.

Just 6 miles north of vila, on efate's west coast,

you can explore the natural forests and jungle scenery

of lama mountain,

or you can take a tour of luganville on espiritu santo,

which, during world war ii, served as a key staging area

for U.S. troops advancing on the solomons.

Enjoy your day.

Hi, Melanie.

Hi.

My dad's taking me into vila.

Oh, I was gonna show him around the island,

but we can all go together.

Great!

Melanie, captain's apologies. He can't join you today.

He's got ship's business. I'm sorry.

Well, it looks like we both got stood up.

Well, I can still show you around, if you'd like.

I'd love it! Come on, let's go!

What is that, bug killer?

This was her favorite perfume.

Oh, frank, they have some interesting things here.

What's that perfume you're wearing, Hazel?

Um, blissful night, I think.

I thought so. That was Helen's favorite perfume.

Oh, really?

I have a suggestion.

Why don't we all go our separate ways, huh?

Do your own shopping, some sightseeing.

Be more fun for you that way, huh?

Yeah. All right.

See you later.

Go ahead, marcia.

See you back onboard.

May I help you, sir?

I have many nice things, all at bargain prices.

How much for everything...

The whole shooting match...

Everything you got here on the table, huh?

Name your price.

15,000 American dollars.

$5,000, cash.

And I could still have you arrested for stealing.

Sold.

Well, hello, Mr. Farnsworth.

Oh, miss halverson.

They got some nice little doodads here.

Yes, they do.

This is a steal. At home, it'd be twice as much.

I'll take this.

That's not for sale, lady.

Oh.

This.

That's not for sale, either.

You see, nothing's for sale.

If you want anything,

you'll have to ask that gentleman there.

He just bought out the place.

Oh, and remember, sir, no exchanges.

You bought the whole store?

Well, I had to get your attention somehow.

My charm wasn't doing the trick.

May I?

Shall we try the ring, huh?

Fits.

Thank you.

Wrap up all the rest. We'll be back.

Now, how about a little stroll around the island, huh?

Don't tell me you bought that, too.

Hello, uncle William.

Hi!

Well, I see he finally got to her.

Wouldn't it be funny if he up and married her

and we all got cut out of the will?

Well, you have a warped sense of humor.

You certainly do.

Well, a warped sense of humor

is better than none at all, ladies.

Golly, I can't believe I'm here in the south pacific.

It's really beautiful, isn't it?

You know, being in a romantic spot like this

gives me an idea.

It does?

Uh-huh. Stand over there, and I'll take your picture.

Pardon me.

Yes, sir.

I'm looking for my fiancée.

I mean, uh, can you tell me, please,

which cabin Mr. and Mrs. Bud boyer are in?

Boyer?

The boyers are in cabin 17 on veranda deck --

both of them.

Thank you.

[ Knock on door ]

Who is it?

Guess who.

Martin!

Right the first time. Hi!

Darling, what in the world are you doing here?

After that phone call, I took the first plane to vila.

I couldn't stand it any longer --

you alone with that man.

What man?

How dare you?

How dare you dress like that in front of my fiancée?

You don't like my shorts? I'll take them off.

No!

Look, Jenny, I can't bear it any longer --

you here with this man in this room, in this bed.

In this bed?!

There's only one bed.

I thought you said there were two.

Good grief, we've been robbed!

Martin, honestly, now, you have nothing to worry about.

Right. And now that you've had your little visit,

you better start waving bye-bye.

The ship sails soon.

Then I'll be on it.

Darling, now, you can't.

Now, I'm sure there are no cabins available.

There's plenty of room right here.

You'll blow the whole caper and knock us all out of the will.

Look, I don't care.

What's more important -- love or money?

If you have to ask, you don't know much about either.

What happened, merrill?

I thought you had a date with Melanie today.

Well, I couldn't make it.

Ship's business. I had too much work to do.

Adam, I've got a ship to run!

Melanie's a terrific lady, merrill.

[ Sighs ] I know, but it's just not right.

She's so much younger than I am.

Oh, you can always find excuses not to fall in love,

but all they can buy you is loneliness.

Adam, you don't understand.

I understand.

I understand that my friend is afraid of his feelings.

Well, I better go.

I know. You got a lot of things to do.

Ship's business.