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[tense music]
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♪
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[screams]
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- Parenting, it's a wild ride.
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- And we're all trying
our best to hang on.
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- Oh, my God.
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- But with our every move
being recorded...
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- What the hell?
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- Posted...
- [screams]
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- This is real life.
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This is Mom life.
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- And judged...
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- Yes! But not on you.
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- The ups and downs...
- It's a boy!
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- [cries]
- Are wilder than ever.
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- Assaulted me.
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- You're insane.
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- Buckle up...
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- This right here is just
old-school parenting.
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- Or you're headed
for a time-out.
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- I refuse to be disobeyed!
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- I'm pregnant.
- God, no!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- Sometimes, it seems
that the world is split
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into two camps:
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Those who are raising kids
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and those who are not.
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- It's not a real car.
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[car horn honks]
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- Good thing it's only got
a top speed...
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[car horn honks]
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Of five miles per hour.
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Mall walkers go faster
than that
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and are more reckless
if there's a sale.
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Meanwhile, in Brooklyn,
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this jogger gets turnt up
when a family with a stroller
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bump into him.
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- [sighs]
- Oh, my God.
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- Come on.
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- I don't know who's right
or wrong here,
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but one thing I do know--
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this cop is over it.
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- This mom is upset
that her daughter tried
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to pet a service dog
in training
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but was told no.
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- Okay, you should have
a sign, number one.
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- There is, like, four signs!
- Number two, you should say--
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- There are four signs
on my leash alone.
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- No, she should say,
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"Sorry, these dogs"--
- The answer is no.
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- "The dogs are in training,
sorry."
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That would've been nicer.
She could've approached it--
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- You asked the question,
"Can I pet the dog?"
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And she said no.
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- You--she should've said
that they were in train--
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- You can walk away now.
- I don't owe you anything.
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- Bye.
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- I didn't ask you.
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I did not ask you.
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- You asked her to pet the dog.
- You came over.
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- Sometimes it's best to agree
to disagree.
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When it comes to your kids,
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there's someone
who will never say no.
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[gasps]
What?
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Guys!
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What do you guys think it is?
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- I don't know.
- Let's find out.
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[dramatic musical sting]
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- Who doesn't love a visit
from Grandma?
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- [crying]
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♪
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- Who is it?
[laughs]
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- Not the reaction
Grandma expected
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for flying across country.
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Thankfully, she has gifts.
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- [wails]
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- This grandma's arrived
just in time for...
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- Oh, careful.
- Power hour.
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- Ready? Go.
- Go.
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- She decides to try
a tequila shot
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for the first time.
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- Get it down. Get it down.
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- But quickly realizes...
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- Oh, Mama!
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- It's not as fun as it looks.
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- [gags]
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[coughing]
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- [laughs]
- I'm not kidding.
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- Get her some water.
- [groans]
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- Suck on the lime.
- [gags]
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- Bite into it. Bite into it.
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[wheezes]
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- Something tells me Nana's
gonna stick to B12 shots
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instead of tequila shots
from now on.
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[laughter]
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Taking chances in life is all
part of the fun.
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And some parents don't wanna
give that up
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just because they have kids.
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Although some probably should.
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In this drive-through
safari park,
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a visitor is filming a group
of cheetahs...
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- When he suddenly notices
a mom who seems
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to be teaching her kids
that the sign
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that says
"Stay in your vehicle"
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is just a suggestion.
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- It's a close call,
but a few minutes later,
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Mom's at it again,
and this time,
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she's taken the kids even
further from their car.
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- Oh, my God. What the [bleep]?
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Oh, [bleep]. Jeez.
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Jeez. Oh, my God. Oh, oh!
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Oh, my God.
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No, no, no!
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- The cheetahs rush in
to remind the family
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that this is their territory.
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- Oh, my God. Jeez.
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What the [bleep]?
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- And somehow,
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everyone finally makes it back
to the car.
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- [pants]
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- Parents are supposed
to protect their kids
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from many things,
but giant wild cats
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don't need to be one of them.
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Next time, please just stay
in the car.
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- s***.
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- A dangerous situation
can take on many forms.
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This dad has just boarded
a train with his newborn.
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- Thinking he has time
before the train departs,
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he steps out
for a quick smoke.
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But then,
the unthinkable happens.
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- In Cleveland, a father,
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thinking he has enough time
to smoke,
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leaves his baby on the train
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and steps out
onto the platform.
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[Knocking]
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- Another passenger starts
to get concerned.
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And then suddenly,
a moment of relaxation...
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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- Changes to absolute panic.
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[tense music]
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- Yes.
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♪
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- Oh, we got the baby on board!
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- Fortunately,
the other passenger steps in
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to watch over the baby
and call for help.
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The conductor
is quickly alerted
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and returns the train
to the station,
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where baby and father
are reunited.
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♪
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Soon-to-be parents
can't wait to meet
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their baby boy or girl.
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[everyone screaming]
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No matter how many times
the couple say
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they don't care
which one they're having,
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the gender reveal craze
says otherwise,
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with the reveals getting
more and more creative.
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[engine turns over]
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Engines are revved up
for this one in Massachusetts.
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On your mark, get set...
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- Yeah!
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- Boy.
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- [screams]
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♪
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- This boy is getting in
on the reveal
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for his new sibling.
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- Mommy, do you think
it's a boy or a girl?
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- Boy.
- I think it's a girl.
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- [cries]
- What do you think?
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Is it a baby boy
or a baby girl?
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[gasps]
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♪
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Girl!
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- [cries]
- [laughs]
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- Just wait till she plays
with all your toys.
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Then you'll really have
something to cry about.
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- You want one at a time?
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- In Arkansas, this mom
and dad will either end up
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with a boy, a girl...
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[cheering]
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- And egg on their face.
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[laughter]
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♪
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[all groan]
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[shouting]
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Oh!
- [laughs]
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- Aah!
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- Both can do it
at the same time.
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- Okay, here we go.
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all: Two, three!
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- [chuckles]
- What?
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- Wait. What?
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- Whoo!
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[laughter]
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♪
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- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
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- Let's try this again.
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- Uh-oh.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[cheering]
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- [screams]
- It's eggs over easy.
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And a boy. Congrats.
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♪
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Parents always try to protect
and support their kids.
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The mom filming this had
to get her son home
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after his wisdom teeth
removal.
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But he's on some
serious meds...
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- And has zero filters.
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- Can you stop cussin'?
- S***.
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- Cameron.
- S***.
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- No, don't take
your shirt off.
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Put your seat belt back on.
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- Put it back on?
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- Put your seat belt back on.
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- F***.
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- It's--
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- Mom, he stole my shirt.
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- Oh, s***.
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What y'all doing to me?
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- We going in the house.
- Nah, nah, nah.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
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- That's a ghost.
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- [laughs]
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- It's from Halloween.
- Oh, we--
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- It's just decorat--
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- [laughs]
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- Cameron, can you open
your eyes?
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- [laughs]
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- Look, kid,
don't be surprised
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if you wake up with a bar
of soap in that mouth.
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- In Florida, this mom
is neither supportive
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nor amused when she sees what
her son did with his hair...
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- Take your hat off.
- Oh, you wanna see?
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- Yeah.
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- Or rather, his lack of hair.
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- [chuckles]
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- Yeah.
- You're not poor.
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So I'll give you $60.
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- I don't even wanna know
what he'd do for 80.
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- [laughs]
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[tense music]
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- These three boys
are about to find out
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that they picked
the wrong house
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for their
pumpkin-smashing prank.
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Dad Shawn rushes out
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to stand up
for his little ones
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who carved
the jack-o'-lanterns.
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- He grabbed his keys,
got in the car,
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and yeah, I was,
like, rooting for him.
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I was like,
"Yeah, go find them."
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[laughs]
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It's like, what did
our pumpkins do to you?
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- It's sentimental value.
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It's our kids' first
carved pumpkin.
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I'm not happy.
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- As soon as Shawn spots
the kids at a local park,
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he calls the police.
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- It took about 1 1/2 hours
to really find them.
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- The first thing I said is
"Call every kids' parents.
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This is my address.
This is my phone number."
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- The police called
the boys' parents
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and escort everyone back
to Shawn's house
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to do some major cleanup.
264
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,826
- My kids painted it,
they carved it.
265
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:38,264
They'd look at it every day,
and now it's all smashed.
266
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,233
There was seeds everywhere.
267
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,935
You don't know how many seeds
a pumpkin has
268
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,370
until you actually see it.
269
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,039
It was a disaster.
270
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,408
They were also going
to other homes,
271
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,476
looking for stuff to damage.
272
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,478
- It was an impactful thing.
273
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,280
Here we are, thinking about it
all the time,
274
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,183
and wondering how, as parents,
we can avoid that.
275
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,019
- Don't smash pumpkins.
[both laugh]
276
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,555
All right, thank you, guys.
277
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,057
♪
278
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,859
- Hi, everybody, and welcome
to Agile Mind Meditation.
279
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,394
- Parenting is 24-7.
280
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:13,433
To get it all done takes
some major multitasking.
281
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,368
This mom is leading
an online meditation
282
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:19,973
and trying to lead
her daughter to an exit.
283
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,208
- And calm.
284
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,278
So starting just quickly
by breathing in.
285
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,146
- Mom's trying
to find her center
286
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,514
while her daughter is trying
287
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:31,985
to be the center
of her attention.
288
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,120
- And it's really challenging,
I know, with children
289
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,256
home from school
and working from home,
290
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:42,829
but trying to just keep all
of those distractions
291
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,497
out of the way.
292
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,766
Way.
293
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,434
♪
294
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,637
- Meanwhile...
- Okay, dinner is ready!
295
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:51,437
- Think fast!
296
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,473
- This mom is juggling dinner
297
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,241
and soccer practice.
298
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:58,244
[bright music]
299
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,214
♪
300
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,983
- But the World Cup
of multitasking goes
301
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,552
to this mom in California,
302
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,221
who's both in labor
303
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,624
and starring
in a nature documentary.
304
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,925
- [Australian accent]
Oh, it's very dangerous
305
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,327
to go ahead and film them
306
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,395
when they're about
to give birth,
307
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,963
but we've got one here.
308
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,164
She's pregnant here.
309
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,632
Gotta be very careful.
310
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,801
- Using his best
Crocodile Hunter voice,
311
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,771
husband Aaron is narrating
wife Carmen's home birth.
312
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,306
- She's breathin' heavily,
folks.
313
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,075
She's at six centimeters,
I've been told.
314
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,277
Oh, oh.
315
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,583
[child crying]
316
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,553
- We're gonna take a couple
of clicks back here.
317
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,387
Look, one of the younglings.
318
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,461
- Best not keep pokin'
the Mama Bear, Dad.
319
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,496
She's lookin' like
she might bite.
320
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,168
The most crucial task
we have as parents
321
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,303
is just keeping
our kids alive.
322
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,272
So many things
can go wrong....
323
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,774
- [gasps]
[car horn honks]
324
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,910
- Even when
we're just loadin' groceries.
325
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:07,880
- [gasps]
[car horn honking]
326
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,282
[light music]
327
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,350
- Home should be
our safe place.
328
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,985
But in Anchorage, Alaska,
329
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:16,856
this family is about to have
something rock their world.
330
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,559
[tense music]
331
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,928
♪
332
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,396
- Dad reacts quickly,
333
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:27,600
and fortunately gets
everyone out without injury.
334
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,768
♪
335
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,806
- Just outside Philadelphia,
336
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:37,810
ten-year-old Sammy is walking
the last two blocks home
337
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,747
from school when a woman
begins to follow him.
338
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:44,317
- She was saying,
"I'm going to this store.
339
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,886
Are you going there?"
And I was saying no.
340
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:47,887
- Without a doubt,
341
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,590
this is every parent's
worse nightmare.
342
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:51,657
- She was trying
to lure my son.
343
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,192
He mentioned at one point
that she said that,
344
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,261
"I probably know
your parents."
345
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,831
And, of course,
she doesn't know us.
346
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,633
- What the woman doesn't know
347
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,603
is how tight
this father-son duo are.
348
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,205
- And she said "Your parents,"
but my mom's been dead.
349
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,608
- It's really been me and him,
350
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,642
you know, since he was
two years old.
351
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,712
His mom passed away
when he was young,
352
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,647
and I've just been raising him,
353
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,284
and I just wanted to make sure
he could handle anything
354
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,552
that he would
come across in life.
355
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:23,356
I never robbed him
of his childhood innocence.
356
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,392
But I also never lied
to him about the world
357
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,027
and, you know,
what everything is.
358
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,497
- What Sammy does next proves
that he was listening
359
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,432
to all those lessons.
360
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,468
- Well, we were walking down
361
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,804
and I got
to this one plant store.
362
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,473
And I didn't know the lady
who was working there.
363
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,241
I walked in.
364
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,610
I was like, "This lady's been
following me for a while."
365
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:48,815
I said, "I'm going
to act like you're my mom."
366
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,818
And then I said to the lady
that was following me,
367
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:52,785
"This is my mom."
368
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,555
And the clerk said,
"Yeah, yeah."
369
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:59,325
And then the clerk just locked
the door.
370
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,528
- I cried, like,
every time I saw the video,
371
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,397
that I could've lost my son.
372
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,266
- Eventually, police find
the woman in the neighborhood.
373
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,634
♪
374
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,070
- And then I thought,
"Maybe we should try to help."
375
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:14,574
- Instead of pressing charges,
Sammy's dad asks police
376
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,043
to help get the woman
into a treatment center.
377
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,078
- Every day I'm like,
378
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,079
"This boy amazes me," you know?
379
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,349
I don't really need to worry.
380
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:27,019
There's so much pride.
There's so much joy.
381
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:30,690
- I'm definitely gonna be
a good father like my dad.
382
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,726
I couldn't be better.
I know that.
383
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,161
- Because I'm telling you...
384
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,529
- As parents,
385
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,698
we know we'll face arguments
with our kids.
386
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:39,832
- [babbling]
387
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,439
- And this little one
is standing up to his dad
388
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,175
by refusing
to walk down the stair.
389
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,810
Yeah, just one.
390
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,516
- I'm not gonna argue with you.
391
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,384
- [cries]
- Try it, Jerry.
392
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,920
Jerry, you're scared, huh?
393
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,123
- You are.
394
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,157
Take a step. Don't be scared.
395
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,592
Daddy'll catch you.
396
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,860
Take a step.
- [yelling]
397
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,263
- Let's go, Jerry.
398
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,764
- Ah!
[laughs]
399
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,065
- Don't worry, Dad.
He'll get there.
400
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:16,035
- Come back. Come back.
401
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,370
- Just not today.
402
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,705
[both laugh]
403
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,375
- Not every fight
is this cute.
404
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,010
And not every dad get
this creative
405
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,112
in stopping one either.
406
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,046
[both yelling]
- Standby.
407
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,015
We're about to go on air.
408
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,616
- This just in.
409
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,519
The little Lanier children
were busted fighting
410
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,155
after their mother just said,
and I quote,
411
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,724
"Act like you have some sense."
412
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,127
- Hey, this isn't the news!
413
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,229
- That's what you get
when your news anchor dad
414
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,864
brings home his work.
415
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:48,200
- And so now they will be
facing the consequences
416
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,568
of their actions.
417
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,405
No electronics for a week.
418
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,874
- That's not fair!
- Dad!
419
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,009
- Details at 11:00.
420
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,078
- Dear family.
421
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,280
- Meanwhile, this mom knows
422
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,416
that arguing
will get her nowhere
423
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,484
with her kids,
so she records
424
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,386
a very important message
for them.
425
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,822
- What the hell is this?
426
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,258
♪
427
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,559
See this?
428
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,796
Like, you went so far
429
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,865
as to get the roll
of toilet paper,
430
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:24,203
but then, like, did you come
to the empty roll and you...
431
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,839
[groans] I just...
432
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,442
[sighs]
Can't?
433
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,679
Eh, forget it.
434
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,847
There it is.
435
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,415
This is ridiculous.
436
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,185
Kids, I've seen you build
and destroy
437
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,187
entire Minecraft villages
in 15 seconds,
438
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,757
so I know that you have
the dexterity
439
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,560
to work one of these things,
all right?
440
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,395
This will no longer
be tolerated.
441
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,763
♪
442
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,199
- That's not the kind of thing
you think about
443
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,034
when you're in new-baby bliss,
444
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:55,801
like this dad...
445
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,803
- [exclaims]
446
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,038
- Whose new baby's every smile
447
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,241
and coo is a major highlight.
448
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,309
♪
449
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,477
- [coos]
450
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,678
- But even
in the sweetest moments,
451
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,748
you'll be surprised
with what they come up with.
452
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,050
- [coos]
- [gags]
453
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:14,086
Ugh.
- [laughing]
454
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,989
♪
455
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,025
- Oh, my God.
456
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,394
- Now once your kids
are adults,
457
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,561
the surprises do get better.
458
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,065
This son knows how much
his mom misses his hugs
459
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,968
while he's away, so he
made her a mother hugger.
460
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,771
[upbeat music]
461
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,773
- Oh, I love it!
462
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,876
[both laugh]
463
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,553
- Aww, maybe we all need
a mother hugger
464
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,956
if he could work out
just one tiny glitch.
465
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,560
[both laugh]
466
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:56,228
♪
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