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[dramatic music]
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♪
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[screams]
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- Parenting: it's a wild ride.
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- And we're all trying
our best to hang on.
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- Oh, my God.
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- But with our every move
being recorded...
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- [screams]
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- Posted...
- [screams]
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- This is real life.
This is mom life.
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- And judged...
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- Yes!
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But not on you.
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- The ups and downs...
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- It's a boy!
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- Are wilder than ever.
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- Buckle up.
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- This right here is just
old-school parenting.
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- Or you're headed
for a time-out.
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- I refuse to be disobeyed.
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♪
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- I'm pregnant.
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- God, no!
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♪
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- As parents,
we quickly learn to expect
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the unexpected with our kids,
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especially when it comes
to having "the talk."
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Yeah, you know the one.
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- Wait a minute.
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So how--wait, if you
only have two balls...
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- [giggles]
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- Then how do you get pregnant
with five kids?
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[laughter]
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♪
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Raise your hand if you think
Daddy has unlimited balls.
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[laughter]
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- Looks like you're on your
own with that theory, kid.
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[laughter]
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Now remember,
there's no privacy
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when it comes to your kids,
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not even when it includes
things tucked away
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in that bedside drawer--
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the one that's supposed
to be off-limits.
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- What is inside it?
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- It's just something
that stops Mommy
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from having babies.
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- Can I see inside it?
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- No.
- Why?
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- Because it's not appropriate.
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- Does it stick on you?
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- Yeah.
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- And it doesn't come off?
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- Unless you want
to take it off.
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Please put it back.
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- No.
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- I feel uncomfortable
with this conversation.
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- [laughs]
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- Go show your father.
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- No.
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- Yeah, there we go.
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Good girl.
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Now, can you please stop going
through our bedside drawers?
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- No.
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- In New York,
this dad is realizing
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that his daughter's schoolwork
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doesn't quite check out.
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♪
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- This is adorable.
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"All About My Mom
and Why I Love Her."
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[laughter]
"This is a picture of my mom.
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Her name is Ida."
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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"My name is Sofia."
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Everything looks great except
right here, which says,
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"I love her because"...what?
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- Wait, what does that say?
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- So what did you--
what did you write over here?
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You said,
"I love her because"...
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How do you spell this?
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- You tried to spell "sweet."
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So that's S-W-E-E-T.
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That's a T?
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♪
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Oh. And what is this?
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- Puzzles.
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Oh, OK.
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I'm gonna teach you how
to spell both of those words.
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- Great call, Dad.
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Please do that F-A-S-T.
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♪
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Mothers are always there
for their daughters--
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teaching them,
comforting them,
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and helping them conquer
their biggest fears.
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- No, no!
I don't wanna!
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No!
No!
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[whimpers]
No, don't.
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[both screaming]
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♪
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- [laughs]
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[both screaming]
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♪
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- Oh, my God!
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- [laughs]
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♪
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Well done!
- We did it! Yeah!
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- High five.
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Oh, my God.
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- In Texas, Phyllis Peña
and her daughter
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are tackling their own
scary situation.
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- I pulled up into my driveway
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and saw someone looking
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into my daughter's window.
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I'm calling the police,
and I'm telling
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the police what had happened.
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- Was he just on your property?
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- OK.
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- I don't have
a clue who he is.
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- Blonde hair?
- Yeah, blonde hair.
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- Police search
the neighborhood
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for the suspect...
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♪
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- Come here.
Come here.
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Show me your hands. Don't you--
f****** jump!
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- Stop! Police!
Ack, he's coming to you!
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- But he's not
interested in talking.
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- Get on the ground!
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Tase him!
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♪
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- 413, got one running.
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- He outruns the taser,
but he has no idea
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what's waiting for him next.
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- I saw him come back out
from another neighbor's yard,
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and he comes
barreling towards us.
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♪
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- [shouts indistinctly]
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Get on the ground!
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♪
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- Come here.
Show me your hands.
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Don't you f******
jump police!
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- In Texas, police
are chasing a suspect
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accused of peeking
into the window
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of Phyllis Peña's
teenage daughter.
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- 413, got one running.
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Get on the ground!
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- He may be able
to outrun the cops,
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but can he escape
a protective mom?
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[dramatic music]
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- You know, I'm just thinking,
if I could just slow him down,
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trip him up a little bit,
just where,
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you know, it'd give them
a chance to catch up.
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♪
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- But Phyllis did way more
than just trip him up.
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She slammed him down
like she was wrestling
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for a championship belt.
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- When I hit the ground,
everything went flying.
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We collided pretty hard.
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And it was concrete, so that...
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didn't feel the greatest.
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I wanted to make sure
the message was clear.
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You know, don't come back.
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♪
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- F***!
- I know!
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- Handcuffs, handcuffs.
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- You know when you got
to, like, protect your kids,
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but I mean, s***,
when they're
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in their room like this.
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And then it was creepy,
because he was like,
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I didn't mean to hurt her.
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What do you even mean by that?
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- Thanks to this mama bear,
the suspect was arrested.
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He later pled guilty
to evading arrest
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with prior conviction,
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possession
of a controlled substance,
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and was sentenced
to ten months in prison.
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- To this day, I have no idea
how I tackled him like that.
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You hear too many times
where if they're not caught,
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you know, they come back.
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And I'm not saying that would
have been the situation,
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but I didn't want to find out.
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No one will ever mess
with my kids after that.
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[laughs]
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♪
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- Any parent will tell you
that kids specialize in chaos.
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- Oh, no!
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- Leave it to a toddler to
redecorate a brand-new house.
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- [laughs]
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♪
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- And when it's twins,
everything doubles...
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- What is going on?
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- Except your patience.
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- Carson, are you kidding me?
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Hey!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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♪
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- Parents of toddlers know
that toilets can become
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storage bins for toys,
car keys, TV remotes,
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and just about anything else
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they can get
their little hands on.
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- Have you put
the entire contents
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of a bag of dog biscuits
down the toilet?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, my God.
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I can't believe
you've done that.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, God.
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Blake.
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How on Earth are we
gonna get them out?
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Yeah, I think you better
just close the lid.
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Daddy can sort it out later.
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- We need a lot more
potty training here.
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♪
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- As kids get older,
it doesn't get any less wild.
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- Oh, that side.
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- In Michigan,
this little girl
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is filming a driver's ed
how-to.
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- Now--
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oh, that's right.
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The keys are right there.
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- Oh, no.
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She's not, is she?
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[engine turning over]
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Yep, she is.
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[alert bell dinging]
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♪
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- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- [screaming]
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- S***, s***,
what are you doing in my car?
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♪
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You're recording?
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[laughter]
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♪
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- An arcade in Virginia,
two sisters
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are causing some chaos
at a claw machine--
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gaming the system
from the inside.
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♪
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- Hey, if you give me 50 cents,
I can get them.
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[laughter]
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- Bonus points to Mom
for keeping a sense of humor
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about this.
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- Put your legs out first,
like that.
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- I'm not sure I'd be
as calm as her right now.
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- Got it?
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Look, Look,
put your head this way.
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This way.
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- There you go.
- There we go.
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Yay!
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- We got a toy!
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- No, we're not--
no, no, no, no, no.
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- Oh.
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Come here.
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- Minutes later the attendant
came to open up the machine,
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and Mom finally got her prize.
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- Childbirth is not
for the faint of heart.
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- And push one, two, three...
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- Even if you're just
a spectator to it...
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- Five, six.
Take a deep breath.
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- Ugh!
[laughter]
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- It will always
take you by surprise.
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In Texas, Lesia
and her husband, Jonathan,
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are racing
to the birthing center
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to welcome the newest member
of their family.
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- I'd kind of been having
some contractions in the night.
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They weren't,
like, super crazy,
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and so everything
seemed to be fine.
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But then we got into the car.
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And by the time
we hit the highway,
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they were already
two minutes apart.
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Just, like, they just
picked up rapidly.
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- Lesia and Jonathan
already have two kids.
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- Ow!
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- And they might be
getting their third
269
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,043
sooner than they think.
270
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,148
[screams]
271
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,317
♪
272
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,991
- In Texas, Lesia
and her husband, Jonathan,
273
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:34,027
are racing
to the birthing center.
274
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,429
[screams]
275
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,830
- But who will arrive first,
276
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,266
them or their new baby?
277
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,071
- When the water broke,
even though we were
278
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,840
15 minutes away or so,
I thought we would make it.
279
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,242
- [groans]
280
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,745
Ow!
281
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,615
- But the way
that she was screaming
282
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,749
as the water broke
283
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,351
told me this wasn't the same
284
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,385
as previous births,
285
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,154
that the contractions
286
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,555
were much more intense.
287
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:06,192
So that's when I first started
to have serious doubts
288
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,393
that we would make it.
289
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,935
[screams]
290
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,838
I think this actual screaming
was just sheer terror
291
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,440
of, like, birthing him
in the car.
292
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,810
[screams]
293
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,678
Ow!
294
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,324
- All right.
[baby cries]
295
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,392
We had a baby.
296
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,994
[laughs]
297
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,729
[baby crying]
Oh!
298
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,831
[upbeat music]
299
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,199
- All right.
300
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,870
[baby crying]
301
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,705
- I just kept going
back and forth
302
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,241
between, like, this awe
and amazement of, like,
303
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,876
oh, my goodness,
he's so beautiful;
304
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,077
he's here
305
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,113
to, like, I can't believe
that just happened.
306
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,447
[baby crying]
307
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,018
- [laughs] So I wonder
if we still have to pay
308
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,352
for using the birth center.
309
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,987
[laughs]
310
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,790
- Baby Josiah is born
happy, healthy,
311
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:15,028
and clocking in at a whopping
10 pounds, 3 ounces.
312
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,262
♪
313
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,197
- I had no idea he was
gonna be 10 pounds.
314
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,700
My other babies
were both 8 pounds.
315
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,469
And he's just so big, like,
how was that in there?
316
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,971
[laughter]
317
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,439
- There were plenty
of people who were like,
318
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,774
is this your last one?
- Yeah.
319
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:28,775
[laughter]
320
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:29,842
- You know, but nope.
321
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,110
- We're like, well,
I don't know.
322
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,246
- Nope, we've had
five more kids now.
323
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,280
♪
324
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,282
- So life now is pretty crazy,
325
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,550
you know, as you can imagine,
326
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,519
with eight kids
that are really young.
327
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,821
It's crazy, but it's--
it's a good crazy.
328
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,089
[laughs]
329
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,758
- We did it.
High five, babe.
330
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,128
[baby crying]
331
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,663
- When it comes
to their daughters,
332
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,266
dads will do anything
for their little girls--
333
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,401
and I do mean anything.
334
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,569
- Whoo!
335
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,174
- This woman is
a pole dancing instructor,
336
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:05,278
and her supportive dad
is giving her class a spin.
337
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,446
♪
338
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,348
- Whee!
339
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,482
- [laughs]
340
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,121
I'm a pole dancer.
341
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:18,324
- I don't think the Speedo
was a class requirement, Dad.
342
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,393
That's for sure
some extra credit.
343
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,761
- [laughs]
344
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:22,962
♪
345
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,630
- As any daughter
will tell you,
346
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,399
there's nothing
a father likes better
347
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,601
than a little dad-splaining.
348
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,605
- So I'm going to show you
how to carve a turkey.
349
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,807
- This dad has
the perfect opportunity.
350
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,710
It's Thanksgiving, and he's
got a captive audience:
351
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,045
his three girls.
352
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:43,082
- First thing you do
is take the stuffing out.
353
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,184
♪
354
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,420
- Ew, it's making weird sounds.
355
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,155
- Do you want me to get it?
356
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,757
♪
357
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,358
- This whole thing's
full of stuffing.
358
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,193
Just scoop it in there.
- The entire thing in there?
359
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,428
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,796
- Like, all the way up to here.
It's, like--
361
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,998
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, just scoop in there.
362
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,400
- This is a tradition they
can pass on to their children
363
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,602
one day...
364
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,670
- I just hope this is done.
365
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,972
- It's not all
the stuffing getting out.
366
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:06,973
- Yeah, it is.
367
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,174
- What is that?
368
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,543
- Unless they're
forever traumatized
369
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,678
by what they see next.
370
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:17,283
♪
371
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,818
- Oh, my God!
372
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,086
♪
373
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,258
- In the suburbs
of Philadelphia,
374
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,159
this dad is passing on
the tradition
375
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,828
of carving the turkey
to his three daughters...
376
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:32,298
except this lesson
has a twist.
377
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,800
- What is that?
378
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,169
- Hmm.
379
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,837
What?
- Pull that out.
380
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,172
- This?
- Yes.
381
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,175
[upbeat music]
382
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,509
♪
383
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,279
- What is it?
- What is it?
384
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,047
- What is it?
What is it?
385
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,048
- It's a second chicken.
386
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,149
[gasps]
387
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,184
- Oh, God.
388
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,785
- It was pregnant!
389
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,022
- Looks like the turkey
has a plus-one for dinner.
390
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,490
- That's the saddest thing
I've ever seen.
391
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,125
- Oh, my God!
392
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,159
Oh, my God.
393
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,994
- That's nasty.
394
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,063
- I can't do this right now.
395
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,033
- Before the girls swear off
poultry forever...
396
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,734
- Can I not eat turkey?
397
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,470
- Dad spills the beans.
398
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,905
- Turkeys have eggs.
399
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,507
They don't have babies.
- [laughs]
400
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,842
- We can't eat it now.
- This is a rock--
401
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:16,876
- We cannot eat that!
402
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,344
- This is a rock
Cornish hen
403
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,880
that we put in there, OK,
as a joke.
404
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,548
All right?
- You're so funny.
405
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,984
- Only a dad could turn
a poultry prank
406
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,686
into a biology lesson.
407
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,387
- Turkey have eggs...
408
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,323
- Oh, my God.
- Like chickens.
409
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,791
They don't have babies
like this.
410
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,993
- No, that is a sick joke.
411
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,595
- It is sick.
It was funny.
412
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,129
- It was not.
413
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,397
- That was not funny.
414
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,066
[laughter]
415
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,300
♪
416
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,069
- This dad is willing
to put his head
417
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,239
in his daughters' hands
just to make them happy.
418
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,108
- Whatever hairstyle you think
Daddy should have, OK?
419
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,711
- Oh!
[laughs]
420
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,080
[clippers buzzing]
421
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,350
♪
422
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,151
- How's it going back there?
423
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,554
You told me you knew
what you were doing.
424
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:02,788
- It looks cute.
425
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,290
[laughs]
426
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,158
- I don't know if I like
the sound of that.
427
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,929
[laughs]
428
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,697
OK, what's the verdict?
- [laughs]
429
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,099
- No!
430
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,002
- What are you laughing at,
hopefully not my haircut.
431
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,069
How do I look?
432
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,572
- [laughs]
433
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,241
- How do I look?
- Perfect, sir!
434
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,576
Perfect.
435
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,811
- Don't forget to tip
your stylist, Dad.
436
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,613
- [laughs]
437
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,482
- In order to teach
their kids a lesson,
438
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,351
some dads are willing
to give up everything...
439
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,787
- Including their dignity.
440
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,022
[laughter]
441
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,757
- There's no going back.
442
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,393
- Tired of hearing his girls
talk about how painful
443
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,529
waxing is, this dad wants
to prove that they're
444
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,965
making a fuss over nothing.
445
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,670
- Oh, Dad.
446
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,572
Wait for it.
447
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,572
- Just do it.
448
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,007
- [screams]
[laughter]
449
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,075
Ah!
450
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,510
- You got to get
the rest of it, Cass.
451
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,678
- My fault.
- What?
452
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,479
Why'd you go again for?
453
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,648
[laughter]
Why'd you go again for?
454
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,752
[laughter]
455
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,622
- Sometimes as parents,
we end up asking ourselves,
456
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,958
what was I thinking?
457
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,862
- OK!
458
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:20,032
- In Texas, a dad is taunting
the losing team...
459
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,936
- At his kid's baseball game.
460
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,608
- You'd hope
the other parents
461
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,444
aren't being so childish,
462
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,013
but that's not the case.
463
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,389
- And soon enough...
464
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,697
- Two of them are getting
into a kick and slap fight.
465
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,399
- Dude, seriously.
466
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,001
- Ow!
467
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,410
- Fortunately,
other parents are
468
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,213
still behaving
like grown-ups...
469
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:10,650
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.
470
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,118
- For the most part.
471
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,352
- When your parents
are talking s***
472
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,021
to our players,
that pisses us off.
473
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,589
Yeah, you--
474
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,160
- OK.
475
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,299
♪
476
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,403
- Family vacations are all
about making memories,
477
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,271
like the one this mom
is about to make
478
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,305
with her daughter.
479
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,407
- Here comes Mommy.
480
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,408
- Hi, Mommy.
481
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,243
- Here she comes.
482
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,611
- [screams]
483
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,746
♪
484
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,481
- You OK?
485
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,184
- Pretty sure nobody's
gonna forget that one.
486
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,353
♪
487
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,355
- [screams]
488
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,524
- You just hope whatever
lasting memories
489
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,392
are made on family vacations
490
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,829
don't result in a trip
to the ER.
491
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,197
- Oh, s***!
492
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,832
- And as every dad knows,
493
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,068
the most important part
of any vacation
494
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,570
is to document
how much fun everyone
495
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,439
is supposed to be having.
496
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,241
- Hi, I'm David Geller,
and I'm here on my vacation
497
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,043
with my son and my daughter.
498
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,645
What could be better
than Disney World?
499
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,347
We love it so mu--
500
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,649
so much!
501
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,751
- Hey, if you're gonna
wipe out,
502
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,120
it might as well be at
the happiest place on Earth.
503
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,321
- Whoa.
504
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,889
Whoa.
505
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,324
What was that?
506
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,359
That was like a tidal wave
just knocked us out.
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