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(gentle music)

(grunting)

- Too bright.

Rosa...

where's my eye mask?

- Morning, sunshine.

- Oh, my god...

No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

What time is it?

- Take it easy, it's early.

- Oh, God. No, no. - Lots of time.

- Um...

- This point brings energy to the uterus.

Good for implantation.

- Great. Thank you.

- Your girlfriend's late.

- I don't know if she's coming today.

- There's a 24-hour cancellation policy.

- Don't worry, I'll pay.

- Hmm. She's all over the place, huh?

- You don't know what she's been through.

She's had to completely reimagine

the life she dreamed of. - Hey, lady.

Save it for therapy. - I can't afford therapy.

I mean, picture leaving everything you thought mattered

and starting over.

- Hmm. You just described my life.

- Okay, well, now, picture it without the communism.

Or the violent regime. Or the exile.

We had a really big fight.

- Hormones.

(footsteps pattering)

- Sorry, I'm late. Sorry.

- Shh! - Lie down!

Is that caffeine? - It's hot chocolate.

(nervous squeal)

(thuds)

(serene music)

- Are you okay? Where did you sleep last night?

- Don't ask.

- Okay.

(breathing heavily)

- No, I mean...

I should have come home.

I wish I had.

I'm so sorry about our fight.

- Oh, my God. Me too.

I feel terrible. - No, I do. I feel terrible.

- Hey, Sex in the City, could you keep it down?

- I don't know what I was thinking

with the tape on the floor. It was so stupid.

- It was sweet.

And... (startled squeal)

I don't want to be saved by some dumb guy.

- Shh!

- I am so sorry I said that to you.

- It hurt... (startled squeal)

...but I forgive you.

- I have been so worried that it was over between us.

- Never.

(in Spanish)

I love you.

- I love you.

(soft Christmas music)

- Oh, they get Christmas stockings, too?

- Of course. They're here for the holidays.

- Oh, "It'll just be 'til they get pregnant," you said.

Then it'll just be 'til the baby comes,

then you'll be wanting them to hang around forever

in some weird sort of... Franken-Family.

- I kind of like them here.

They're funny.

- I provide the humour in this family.

- Aww, honey...

Yes, you do.

- Mmm. Merry Christmas to me.

- Happy Hanukkah!

- That's right!

It's a double holiday this year.

Bodes well for our double immaculate conception.

- And Jesus was Jewish.

- Plot twist. (chuckling)

- How is your cervical mucus?

- Are you serious? - Is it, you know,

viscous?

- Do you want me to get some for you?

- No, no, no, no. That's okay. I-I trust you.

- Do you?

- This is so exciting. - Yes, yes.

No. It's still not funny.

We have sterilized IUI kits

from the fertility clinic.

- Sexy.

- So, we'll just go upstairs and mix up our specimen

so it's an equal shot for everyone.

- Nothing like a holiday spray and pray!

(laughing)

(clicks tongue) - Okay.

Do you want to go fill up some syringes?

- Oh, it's so hot when you say it like that.

- Oh? - Oh, my God, yeah.

(lips smacking)

(indistinct whispering)

- Yay!

This is so... Have fun!

We'll just be waiting.

In our room.

(sighs)

- Just gonna...

- Can we move yet?

My legs are asleep.

(timer beeping)

On our sides now, right? - Mm-hmm.

I have a really good feeling this time.

- After everything we've been through,

I'm really happy I'm doing this with you.

- Really? - Don't doubt that. Ever.

Do you?

- I wouldn't have written it any other way.

What is it?

- I guess I just always thought that...

Making a baby would be more romantic.

With, like... kissing.

(gentle music)

Oh... - I'm so sorry.

I don't know what I was thinking.

Our friendship means everything to me.

I--

(♪ The Lamb ♪ By Little Scream)

(timer beeping)

(heavy breathing)

♪ Once when you were young ♪

♪ Pedaling through the sun ♪

♪ The light steamed through your body like a glass ♪

(phone dinging)

- Is that my phone?

- Yeah, it's...

- Can you hand it over?

- Oh, we're not really supposed to move.

I'll just...

"Thank you for last night, and you forgot your underwear"?

Who's "Simon Threesome"?

Anna...

(♪ Love As A Weapon ♪ by Little Scream)

What does two lines mean again?

- Pregnant! - Oh, my God!

- Both?

- No, one has one line,

and one has two lines. - Whose?

- What? - Which one?

- This one! - But whose one is that?

- Um...

Oh...

Um... - Rosa?

- I put yours on the right, and mine on the left.

Did you see which hands I picked them up with?

- No. - Or was yours on the...

right and mine was on the left?

Or was mine on the right and yours was on the left?

- Mm-mm. No. This isn't happening.

(♪)

Subtitling: difuze