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(gentle music)
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(timer beeping)
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- Anna, it's like an episode
of "Hoarders" in here.
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- How can you say that?
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Hardly any of my stuff
is here.
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(knocking)
- Knock, knock.
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- Who's there?
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- Nico.
- Nico, who?
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(chuckling in disbelief)
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- I will say it again,
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our cleaning lady
would happily tidy up for you
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if you just allowed me to--
- I have a system.
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These are for work, and I know
what all the piles mean.
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- Right, well,
I am just here
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for our daily temperatures.
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(sighs)
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Okay...
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(clicking)
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Can you?
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(clicking)
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Oh, yay!
Your cycles are synched.
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We are on track
for tomorrow.
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Christmas Eve insemination.
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- And immaculate conception.
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- The turkey baster
will go to more than one
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good use this year.
- Ha!
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- We're not using
the turkey baster.
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As I already said,
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we have sterilized IUI kits
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from the fertility clinic.
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- Yes, I know.
It was a joke.
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- Here you are, honeys!
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I read ginger and spirulina
are great for conception.
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- Wow, thank you!
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- It's so green.
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- Phytonutrients.
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(slurping)
- Yay...
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- Uh, also makes you poop so...
- Okay.
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- Oh, great.
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Great.
- Good luck.
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- Thank you.
- Drink.
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(footsteps receding)
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(slurping)
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(footsteps receding)
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This better work this month
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because I don't know how much
longer can this go on.
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- Relax. It's only been
two months.
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This can take time.
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I like having them here.
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- You know how I feel
about house guests!
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- Babe, they're not just
house guests.
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They could be family.
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- Ugh. Even worse.
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- We have to get
out of here.
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- We will. As soon as you
finish paying off
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your debt and fix
your credit score,
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we'll get another apartment.
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- So it's all my fault?
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- That's not what I meant.
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Are you day-sleeping?
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- So what if I am?
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Besides, extra rest is good
when trying to conceive.
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- Yeah, but
day-sleeping is more of like
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a "me" thing to do,
and it's usually a bad sign.
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What's wrong?
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- How can you ask me that?
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This is a very
sad time for me.
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- Because we don't have
an apartment?
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Like, maybe we should just
try to focus
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on the positive, like,
at least we have
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a place to live.
- Shh.
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My eggs need quiet.
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(sighs)
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(gentle music)
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(exhales)
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(surprised gasp)
- Hi.
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- Have you been watching me
sleep?
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- Not in a creepy way.
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- There's a not
creepy way?
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- I have a surprise for you.
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- Ooh, I love surprises.
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- Put your mask back on.
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- I am just going
to bring you...
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over...
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here.
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- Okay, open your eyes!
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Ta-da!
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- What am I looking at?
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- Our house!
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- It's tape on the floor.
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- Oh, it's a blueprint
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to help you visualize
how beautiful it can be.
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Look,
this is the living room
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with this amazing
picture window.
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And this little
console of shelves
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for a mini-library. Ha!
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And here, is our kitchen
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with a breakfast counter
that looks out to the view.
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And up here,
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do-do-do-do,
on the second level...
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- Oh, that's
the second level.
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- ...are the bed lofts!
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And that's the nursery.
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- I thought you meant
takeout noodles
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or a pint
of mint chocolate chip,
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or something to cheer me up!
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- It's our tiny house.
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- I got that.
- It's what we've always
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talked about.
- You've always talked about it.
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Honestly, I thought
it was a joke.
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Like, a quirky Rosa thing.
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- What's a quirky Rosa thing?
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- You know how you are.
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A little impractical.
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A poet in a dream world.
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- I'm in a dream world?
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You had no idea
you were in debt.
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I'm so tired of you making out
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like I don't know
what's going on
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when it's so clearly you.
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Like it or not, this is
the practical solution for us.
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I'm living within our means.
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- You're living inside
a tape outline!
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- It's a visualization!
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- I can't talk about
your arts and crafts right now.
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What are we doing?
We're two grown-ass adult women
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living in a stranger's
guest room.
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My belongings are in a prison.
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My eggs are probably
all dried up
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so this is pointless anyhow.
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This is not what my life
was supposed to be like.
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I have no love, no house,
no babies.
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- Oh, I knew this would happen.
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You are still fantasizing
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about some guy
coming to save you.
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- That's not true.
- The mortgage broker,
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the bathtub. I mean,
how can you build
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a new kind of life with me,
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if you can't let go
of your princess fantasy
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of the old one?
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- "Princess?"
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- If the designer shoe fits.
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- Maybe this was a mistake.
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(huffs angrily)
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- You're going?
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- We need a break.
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- You're wearing pajamas.
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- I know that!
I'm just getting some clothes
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and I'm going!
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- Fine, then go!
- I am! I am going!
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- Then go!
- I'm leaving!
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- I'm glad!
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- Hasta la vista!
- Goodbye!
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- Goodbye forever and ever!
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(footsteps stomping)
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- More room for me!
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It's perfect.
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(♪ Love As A Weapon ♪
by Little Scream)
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