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(gentle music)

(timer beeping)

- Anna, it's like an episode of "Hoarders" in here.

- How can you say that?

Hardly any of my stuff is here.

(knocking) - Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Nico. - Nico, who?

(chuckling in disbelief)

- I will say it again,

our cleaning lady would happily tidy up for you

if you just allowed me to-- - I have a system.

These are for work, and I know what all the piles mean.

- Right, well, I am just here

for our daily temperatures.

(sighs)

Okay...

(clicking)

Can you?

(clicking)

Oh, yay! Your cycles are synched.

We are on track for tomorrow.

Christmas Eve insemination.

- And immaculate conception.

- The turkey baster will go to more than one

good use this year. - Ha!

- We're not using the turkey baster.

As I already said,

we have sterilized IUI kits

from the fertility clinic.

- Yes, I know. It was a joke.

- Here you are, honeys!

I read ginger and spirulina are great for conception.

- Wow, thank you!

- It's so green.

- Phytonutrients.

(slurping) - Yay...

- Uh, also makes you poop so... - Okay.

- Oh, great.

Great. - Good luck.

- Thank you. - Drink.

(footsteps receding)

(slurping)

(footsteps receding)

This better work this month

because I don't know how much longer can this go on.

- Relax. It's only been two months.

This can take time.

I like having them here.

- You know how I feel about house guests!

- Babe, they're not just house guests.

They could be family.

- Ugh. Even worse.

- We have to get out of here.

- We will. As soon as you finish paying off

your debt and fix your credit score,

we'll get another apartment.

- So it's all my fault?

- That's not what I meant.

Are you day-sleeping?

- So what if I am?

Besides, extra rest is good when trying to conceive.

- Yeah, but day-sleeping is more of like

a "me" thing to do, and it's usually a bad sign.

What's wrong?

- How can you ask me that?

This is a very sad time for me.

- Because we don't have an apartment?

Like, maybe we should just try to focus

on the positive, like, at least we have

a place to live. - Shh.

My eggs need quiet.

(sighs)

(gentle music)

(exhales)

(surprised gasp) - Hi.

- Have you been watching me sleep?

- Not in a creepy way.

- There's a not creepy way?

- I have a surprise for you.

- Ooh, I love surprises.

- Put your mask back on.

- I am just going to bring you...

over...

here.

- Okay, open your eyes!

Ta-da!

- What am I looking at?

- Our house!

- It's tape on the floor.

- Oh, it's a blueprint

to help you visualize how beautiful it can be.

Look, this is the living room

with this amazing picture window.

And this little console of shelves

for a mini-library. Ha!

And here, is our kitchen

with a breakfast counter that looks out to the view.

And up here,

do-do-do-do, on the second level...

- Oh, that's the second level.

- ...are the bed lofts!

And that's the nursery.

- I thought you meant takeout noodles

or a pint of mint chocolate chip,

or something to cheer me up!

- It's our tiny house.

- I got that. - It's what we've always

talked about. - You've always talked about it.

Honestly, I thought it was a joke.

Like, a quirky Rosa thing.

- What's a quirky Rosa thing?

- You know how you are.

A little impractical.

A poet in a dream world.

- I'm in a dream world?

You had no idea you were in debt.

I'm so tired of you making out

like I don't know what's going on

when it's so clearly you.

Like it or not, this is the practical solution for us.

I'm living within our means.

- You're living inside a tape outline!

- It's a visualization!

- I can't talk about your arts and crafts right now.

What are we doing? We're two grown-ass adult women

living in a stranger's guest room.

My belongings are in a prison.

My eggs are probably all dried up

so this is pointless anyhow.

This is not what my life was supposed to be like.

I have no love, no house, no babies.

- Oh, I knew this would happen.

You are still fantasizing

about some guy coming to save you.

- That's not true. - The mortgage broker,

the bathtub. I mean, how can you build

a new kind of life with me,

if you can't let go of your princess fantasy

of the old one?

- "Princess?"

- If the designer shoe fits.

- Maybe this was a mistake.

(huffs angrily)

- You're going?

- We need a break.

- You're wearing pajamas.

- I know that! I'm just getting some clothes

and I'm going!

- Fine, then go! - I am! I am going!

- Then go! - I'm leaving!

- I'm glad!

- Hasta la vista! - Goodbye!

- Goodbye forever and ever!

(footsteps stomping)

- More room for me!

It's perfect.

(♪ Love As A Weapon ♪ by Little Scream)

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