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(♪ Love As A Weapon ♪
by Little Scream)
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♪ I was thinking about
how I felt ♪
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♪ When you fooled
my heart again ♪
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♪ When your love's not
a shelter ♪
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♪ And you get caught
in the rain ♪
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- No!
I'm keeping those with me!
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- But you haven't skied
in five years.
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- I'm keeping them.
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- If you keep everything,
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it defeats the purpose
of making space.
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- I'm not doing this.
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I'm not putting my stuff
in storage.
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I'm keeping it with me!
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- But it doesn't fit
in my apartment.
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- Like, there's barely
room to move around.
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- It's not my fault
your apartment is so small.
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- At least I have an apartment.
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- Those storage lockers
are too depressing.
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They're just empty,
dark, concrete closets.
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- Because they're
storage lockers.
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- Couldn't we find
a unit with windows?
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Or if there's no windows,
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maybe some hardwood floors
and some pot lights?
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- You just described
an apartment.
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- Yes. That's what I want.
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An apartment for my
cherished belongings.
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- Look...
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Okay. How about after
we drop all of this off,
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as a treat,
we go to the farmers' market?
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(chuckling)
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- I can wear this visor.
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It's perfect for
a day at the market.
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- I-I may not know fashion,
but I know that's wrong.
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It's very bad.
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- It is all the rage in Paris!
- Take it off!
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- Excuse me!
- It's very bad.
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It's an ugly visor.
- It's a beautiful visor.
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- I'm helping you.
- It is very trendy!
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- No.
- Why are you so strong?
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You're such a tiny
little person!
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- I know.
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- That was nice.
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At least we got groceries
out of the way.
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- I wouldn't call
that groceries.
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It's an outing in the park
where you can buy
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a pint of wild blueberries
for $12.
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- I thought you liked
farmers' markets.
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- They take half the day,
it costs five times the money,
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and we still have to go
to the grocery store to get
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what we actually need.
- Is this about your taxes?
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- I don't want to talk
about it.
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- Oh, my Gosh.
Your baby is so cute!
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He's so beautiful!
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I love him. Hi!
I wuv you.
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You're so cute!
I love you so much.
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I wuv you so much!
I just want to squeeze
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your little face! I just
want to smush you up!
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I just want to scrunch you up!
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(high-pitched growling)
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I just want to eat you
your little lips.
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I just want to...
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- I'm sorry.
She's ovulating.
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- I'm losing hope.
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Will it ever happen for us?
I want one so badly!
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I need one! I mean,
look at him! He's so cute!
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(cracking)
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Ow! Ah...
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- Did you just crack
your own tooth?
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- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
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I want a baby so much
I cwacked my own tooth.
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What is wrong with me?
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We have nothing.
No house, no baby.
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(tape stretching)
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What are you doing?
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- It is time to turn
our frowns upside down.
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I made us a vision board.
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- It's beautiful.
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- Okay.
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My assistants filled me in.
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A little joyful crack, huh?
(chuckling)
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It happens.
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- This actually happens?
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I mean, she just got
so excited
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that she gritted too hard?
- Oh, yeah, all the time.
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Kittens, puppies, babies.
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The good news is,
it's fixable.
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And we also found
a little cavity,
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so we'll fill that
while we're at it.
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Alright. Has that freezing
taken hold?
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- Yeah...
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- So we'll just do
a little bond and fill.
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I'll be right back.
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- He's beautiful!
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- I manifested him
for you.
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- You totally did!
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- Um... I saw that you
don't have any insurance.
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- I'm fweewance.
- Is that a problem?
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- No, no, of course not.
I'll set you up
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with our friends
and family discount.
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Um... Did you cut up
our brochure?
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- This...
is a thank you card.
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Because you are the nicest
dentist we've ever met.
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- Oh...
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Wow.
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(chuckling)
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(chuckling tearfully)
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Uh, yeah, um...
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I am,
honestly, I'm just...
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I'm so touched.
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Dentists get a pretty bad rap
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so it means a lot to me.
I love it.
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- Are those drawings
by your kid?
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- Oh, I wish.
These are patients of mine.
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- You don't have any kid?
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- Sadly, no. Um...
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I'm from a really big family.
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And I always thought
that I'd be a father by now,
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but...
my partner Nico and I,
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we were on the cusp
of conceiving
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with a friend of ours,
but they changed
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their minds at the last minute.
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(exhaling)
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(whispering): I manifested
him for us!
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- You totally did!
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- Sorry, did you say something?
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(phone ringing)
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- Baby Daddy!
(excited whispering)
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(laughing)
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- What?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing.
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- Okay.
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You know, it may be
funny to you
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that we were hoping to be
parents in our own way,
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but it's been a real struggle.
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- Oh, my God.
We're not laughing at you.
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- No, no. We happy!
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- I don't understand.
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- Anna cracked her tooth
over a toddler.
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We end up here.
- It fay!
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- Are you calling me fey?
- No! It fay!
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- Fate,
She's saying, "fate."
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You want babies,
we want babies.
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(gasps)
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- You think it cwazy?
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- I'll translate.
- I got it.
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And yeah, a little.
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But...
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- But...?
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- You'd have to meet Nico.
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- Of course!
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- And we'd really
have to figure things out, okay?
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- But...
- Yeth?
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- You both have
really nice teeth.
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(laughing)
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- Celebratory $12 blueberries?
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- Uh...
- Right.
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You can't chew.
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I'll blend them.
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Celebratory smoothie?
- Yeth!
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Dream make come twue
after all.
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- See? I told you.
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(tense music)
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Oh, no...
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- What is it?
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- We're being evicted.
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Renovicted.
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- You mean,
we have nowhere to live?
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Not even this tiny 'partment?
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- I mean...
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I guess we could always
live in your storage locker.
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- Not funny.
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(soft music)
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