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(jazz music)
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- So he says to me, he goes,
"Well, if we were
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gonna get this high,
we may as well have
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just stayed in the car."
(laughing)
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And that is why
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I stopped flying
private charters.
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- That's hilarious.
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You are so funny.
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(laughing)
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- This has been
an amazing evening.
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- And yet,
all good things must end.
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- Oh, the poet.
She speaks.
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- Rosa writes
beautiful poetry.
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- I can tell
just from that line.
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- That wasn't a poem.
It's a saying.
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- Oh, you two.
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I was so close
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to giving up on my dream
of a family.
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And then...
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To meet these
incredible women,
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one a poet.
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A poet?
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And a fashion designer.
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- Anna's a stylist.
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- Which is sort of close
to fashion designer.
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- We can do this.
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We can co-parent.
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- I feel that, too.
And it is so refreshing
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just to have it all
out there on the table.
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- Can I be honest?
This wine is just...
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(grunts)
Come back to my house.
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You're going to love it.
I've got a vintage
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that I've been waiting
for a special occasion to open.
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- That would be...
- A little fast.
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We don't usually do that
on our first meeting.
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- We don't usually
have such good first meetings.
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- It's settled.
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- Oh, we're happy
to contribute.
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- Oh. Absolutely not.
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I got this.
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(rhythmic music)
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It's good, isn't it?
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- Mmm.
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- Eat this.
- Oh! Oh, oh...
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I don't eat dairy.
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- Are you vegan?
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- Why does everyone always
think I'm vegan?
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Do I look vegan?
I mean, I wish I was.
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From an ethical perspective,
but mostly,
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dairy's just super hard
for me to digest.
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- Lactose intolerant.
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Are you Jewish?
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- Yeah. My father.
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- Called it.
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And your mother?
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- South American. Chilean.
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- I love that.
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It's a perfect mix.
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White but with a dash
of that mixed spice.
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- Your bathroom
is unbelievable.
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Is that a steam shower in there?
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- Guilty.
(chuckling)
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Now this one's pure apple pie.
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(gasps)
- I love apple pie.
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(chuckling)
Is that cheese?
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- Oh, Anna, Anna...
Show me this amazing bathroom.
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- It's just up the stairs
and down the hall.
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- Show me! You know I have
a bad sense of direction.
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- Well, that's
the South American in you.
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- Ha!
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- What are you doing?
I already peed.
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- He is terrible.
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- What are you talking about?
He's amazing.
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Look at this bathtub.
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- Oh, God.
It's happening.
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We have to leave.
We have to leave.
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- We just got here.
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- Look at me!
Stop looking at the bathtub.
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Look at me! Look at me!
- I bet we can both fit in here.
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Come, come in.
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I bet he could fit
in here with us.
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- But we'll never do that.
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- I think we're really
hitting it off.
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- He hasn't listened
to a word you've said.
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He thinks you're
a fashion designer.
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- It's so inspirational
of him.
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Ow! What the heck?
- This is what you do.
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You get so excited about
who you think they might be
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that you become totally
blind to who they really are.
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The point of you and me
having a family together
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is you not doing that anymore.
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- The second you think
someone could be a capitalist,
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you totally dismiss them.
- I'm dismissing him
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because he's sexist
with a hint
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of white nationalism.
He doesn't listen,
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he probably has a whole
other family in Tulsa.
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- Why Tulsa?
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- Anna...
He is not our person.
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This is not our bathtub.
We have to go.
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- How about you go?
And I stay.
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- Are you serious?
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(heavy bass music)
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(chuckling)
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(sighs)
- This is nice.
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A moment alone.
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(chuckling)
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- Your shirt is undone.
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- Captain Obvious.
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(laughing)
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I love that.
My son says it.
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- You, have a son?
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- Yeah.
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From a previous...
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Before.
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I really screwed that up.
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What is life...
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with no regret?
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To second chances.
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(glasses clink)
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I am so into the two of you
raising our kid.
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You would carry though, right?
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- We both would.
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The hope is we get pregnant
at the same time.
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- Hmm.
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Rosa is cool,
but she's already pretty mixed.
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- What does that have
to do with anything?
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- Just that adding
another genetic line
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in that cocktail might seem
a little reckless.
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A mutt is cute
if you're a dog, but...
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What the hell?!
This couch is custom!
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- Go back to Tulsa, dickhead!
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- Why Tulsa?
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Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
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No, my couch!
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(breathing heavily)
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- That didn't take long.
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- You waited?
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- Like I would ever
leave you alone
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with a guy like him.
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- What is wrong with me...
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(sighs)
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Men make me awful.
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I become awful.
How are you still my friend?
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- The 80-20 rule.
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You're like 80% awesome,
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and you don't judge me
for being bad with money
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and not paying my taxes.
- No, I do.
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I judge you for it.
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But I love you more
than I judge you.
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- Love wins.
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Let's go.
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- You've dated some losers, too,
you know?
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- Oh, I know.
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- Cheap Charlie.
- Oh.
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- Moody Max.
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Self-righteous Sylvia.
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- Oh, yeah!
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Thought it'd be easier
with a woman.
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- It was not.
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- That guy tonight, though.
- Oh...
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- Could be the worst.
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- But that house...
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- Oh, c'mon!
That bathroom was ridiculous.
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In tiny house terms,
it was basically a mansion.
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An entire family,
including grandparents,
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could have lived in there.
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- I'm gonna end up
living in a tiny house
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with you, aren't I?
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- You're thinking
about it all wrong!
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It's not just a tiny house,
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it's a revolución!
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(laughing)
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(rhythmic music)
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