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- [Anna] Modern dating has become a complicated business.

- Dating online has been a nightmare.

- I checked the whole Tinder thing.

It's not really worked out that great for me.

- [Anna] Status symbols, online profiles,

and the clothes we wear

can all get in the way of finding our perfect mate.

- I can look at a guy and go, "Yeah, he's fit,"

and then when it comes to being naked, I'm like,

"Okay, maybe not."

- But what would happen

if we were stripped of all the things

that usually define us?

In this dating show, we go back to basics.

Are you ready?

- Bring it on.

- [Anna] And start where good faith often ends.

- [Both] Oh!

- [Anna] Naked.

- Don't know where to look.

- Have you been faced with six penises?

- No, but I feel like I should have, though.

- [Anna] What do men and women really find

physically attractive? - Wow.

- This is fantastic. - And could picking a partner

based solely on their natural beauty--

- Could be a grower.

- [Anna] Help us find the one.

- I've never met anybody like this before,

and I don't know where to look.

- Let's find out by dating in reverse.

Who are you going to pick for your date?

- This is the hardest decision of my life.

Oh my god.

- Every naked body is a wonderful thing,

and as someone who's loved men and women,

I fully appreciate the bits

that boing and bounce on both sexes.

So, I'm in the right place.

Inside each of these colored pods

is a brave naked singleton.

One of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

♪ Time to make the club go up

- I'm Aina, I'm 32 years old, and I'm from London.

♪ This is not how I woke up

- I'm a music producer, and I love anything with a beat.

♪ And it just goes on

- I've got a bit of a wild side.

I am a party animal, self confessed.

And I think that's

had some implications on my ability to find a partner

to settle down with.

I think some men are intimidated by it.

[upbeat music]

- What are you looking for? - A best mate who

is also really good in bed. [laughs]

- She likes to have a really good time.

I think it's good to have someone

that can keep up with her.

Strong women need a strong man. [laughs]

- I don't wanna change my lifestyle

in the sense that I wanna stop partying.

But, I just wanna kinda tone things down a bit,

get a bit more balanced.

Getting naked to find a date

is probably one of the weirdest things

I've ever signed myself up to do.

But, you're single, you do wanna find someone, so why not?

[laughs]

- Aina, welcome to the show.

How are you? - I'm good, slightly nervous,

definitely excited.

Got all these colors, and

what lies behind? - Exactly.

So, why'd you wanna choose a date naked?

- I think when guys are fully clothed,

they have sort of different styles,

do you know what I mean, that I think sometimes they can

hide behind, and I'm just interested to just see them

in their birthday suit as they are.

- And that's the beauty, of course, of this show as well.

- Not hiding anything here. - No, nothing is hidden.

So, before you make your selection for your date,

you're gonna have to get naked as well.

How do you feel about that?

- I'm a little bit scared, I'm not gonna lie.

But that's usually what drives me to do it.

'Cause I just think, well if it frightens you,

then go for it. - Okay.

Behind those colored pods, you have got six

completely naked men.

Each of these guys have an attribute

that you have said that you find

physically attractive.

We are going to reveal them to you bit by wobbly bit.

You will have to whittle them down from six to one.

You ready to go? - Yep.

- Alright.

Can we please

reveal

[laughing]

the bottom half of the bodies.

[dramatic techno music]

It's almost as if you don't see six penises everyday.

[upbeat music]

Where to start? Aina.

- The elephant, no?

- [Anna] There is an elephant in the room.

- The elephant man.

But a nice willy.

A nice form, and a nice shape.

- [Anna] That's a very large appendage.

- Yeah, you think so?

- Do you not think so?

- It's pretty big. - Is that

something your interest, is it girth or length?

- I think more girth than length.

Because too much length is painful.

Because I guess do it doggy-style, not really.

- I know, isn't it like,

do I have to?

Out of those with a preference,

82% of women surveyed would choose girth over length,

and that's because of the way the vagina's designed.

Most of the pleasure nerve endings

are in the first couple of inches, so,

more girth means more pressure, and more sexual pleasure.

Obviously, I mean, there's so much going on here.

Let's discuss the leg, 'cause are you surprised by that?

- I mean, I wasn't expecting it, but

it doesn't

matter to me at all. - Doesn't bother you?

- Nah, not really. - There's a whole

story going on right there. - Indeed.

- Okay, what other willies are you drawn to?

- Green. - Shall we have a closer look?

Oh my gosh! - Oh, his balls?

- Did he just do that?

I don't mind big balls.

Maybe not too hangy. - The bells

hanging lower than the rope

is never

a good thing, okay, never.

Let's look at Yellow.

- I like circumcised willies.

- [Anna] Can we talk about the pubes?

- They're all shaving.

I don't know why guys do it.

I don't do it myself.

- So, how much have you got?

I might do the sides a bit,

you know, if they get a bit out of control.

I used to wax and all that.

After a while, I just thought, why?

It doesn't define who I am.

And it's painful.

- Okay, I think we really need to see the boys bums.

Okay, fellas, can you please turn around.

Show us your bums.

[upbeat music]

Blue's got the best bum.

It's got the right kind of proportions.

It's kind of juicy, it's firm.

It's nice.

- [Anna] Women have been attracted to a firm bum

for centuries.

Scientists believed cave women

picked mates with muscular buttocks

because they were the mark of a strong hunter

who could provide for his family.

But a meaty bum also suggests a man capable

of impressive pelvic thrusts,

implying he's likely to procreate successfully, too.

- I think Yellow and Pink,

they've got the meat thing going on.

Squish, squish factor.

Gotta get the squish factor right.

- Yeah, yeah, totally.

Okay, fellas, could you please turn back around.

Okay, Aina? - Uh-huh?

- You're gonna have to lose a guy.

- It's sad to see any of them go, really.

Ah, it's tough, man.

[dramatic music]

I think I'm gonna say goodbye to Yellow.

- [Anna] Why, Aina?

- Something in his stance,

it isn't quite-- - Not strong enough.

- I'm not getting that strong stance.

- Okay, well, Aina.

Let's see who you're saying goodbye to.

- Okay.

- [Anna] This is Mohammad.

He's a computer science student from Newcastle.

Hi.

This is Aina.

Mohammad. - Nice to see you.

- Nice to meet you.

- You've got a lovely bum.

I wanna grab it. - Give us another turn.

Let's have another look.

- Yep. - That is.

- Beautiful. - That is a great bottom.

But on this occasion, it's not a date, Mohammad, I'm sorry.

- It's fine. - But thank you.

- Goodbye. - Bye.

- So, when I finally saw the picker, I was like, "Whoa."

Yeah, I would have liked to win that date.

It was like a confidence boost.

It's definitely a good experience.

It's something completely different from what I'm used to.

And I'm gonna be shaking my bum around all the time now.

[upbeat music]

- Aina, you've got five gorgeous men remaining.

Are you ready to see some more?

- [Aina] I am.

- Let's reveal the middle part of the body.

[dramatic techno music]

- Okay.

I guess Orange is killing it with the,

the abs and the pecs for sure.

This is the perfect

chest really, I guess.

- [Anna] Well, nearly a quarter of women surveyed

would choose a dad bod over a gym bod.

So, how do you feel about Green's torso?

- [Aina] I wouldn't normally go for that

squishy vibe.

- Too comfortable? - Maybe a little bit, yeah.

- Okay, who else would you like to

have a look at? - Red.

Not that into the pecs.

He has nice nipples.

They're not too big, they're not too small.

They look quite flickable.

[laughing] - Flickable nips.

- [laughing] Yeah.

- Is that what you do with your other half?

- Well, it depends.

If they are happy with that, then yeah.

- What about your own nipples?

Is that an important

part to you sexually? - Definitely.

My nipples are

like the way in.

- Are they the way-- - They're the way in.

- Okay.

Aina, you have to say goodbye to one of these fellas.

It's hard, isn't it? - It is hard.

[dramatic music]

- [Anna] Who would you like to lose?

- I am going to say goodbye to Mr. Green.

- [Anna] Tell me why.

- I'm gonna come back to the stance thing, you know.

It's quite cool, in a way, I guess,

'cause he seems like he kind of

isn't that bothered.

[giggles] It's too late now, babe.

- [Anna] Too late, Green, too late.

Let's find out who you're losing.

This

is Maxwell.

He's 24.

He's a trainee zookeeper from Liverpool.

Hello, my love.

How are you? - How are you?

- This is Aina.

So, Aina absolutely loved

your bouncy balls.

But on this occasion, it's a no.

- See you later. - Goodbye.

- Stripping the layers off, I'm better than all.

I won't do it again.

She's a good looking girl, but actually, she's not my type.

So, it's a win-win for both, really.

- [Anna] Coming up,

Aina bravely bares all before choosing who to date.

And a brand new singleton gets to pick a date

based on naked attraction. - This is fantastic.

- Earlier, music producer Aina whittled six men down to four

based on the physical attraction alone.

She can only choose one guy to go on that date.

So, who will she lose next.

Okay, Aina, four boys remain. - Yes.

Let's reveal

the faces.

[dramatic music]

- Hello.

Wow.

Blue is kind of cuter than I thought he would be

like in his face. - Yeah.

- I like the piercings, and yeah.

He looks a bit young. - Oh.

Does that bother you? - A little bit.

- [Anna] Well, studies suggest

that women who date younger men

are actually more likely to have happier relationships.

But, moving on. - Yes.

Red.

I would normally go for slightly fuller lips,

but then I've...

I have had some great kisses with guys

that don't have full lips.

- What kind of kiss really puts you off?

- Too much tongue action.

- Choppy tongue. - Trying to jump

the tongue down the throat.

- Okay, I think we need to have a look at pink.

He has quite intense eyes.

- In a good way, or-- - In a good way.

- Psycho killer kind of way. [laughing]

- No, in a good way, definitely.

Orange. - What do you think.

- He's very pretty.

Very symmetrical.

- [Anna] Women are most attracted to men

with more symmetrical faces,

and that might be because they'll make a better mate.

A study has shown there's a direct link

between handsome symmetrical faces

and good quality sperm.

Take a good look at the boys.

You're gonna have to make a decision.

One of them has to go.

Think really, really carefully, though.

[dramatic music]

Who are you saying goodbye to?

- I'm gonna say goodbye to

Blue.

- Why? - I'm ageist.

- So you just feel that Blue is too young for you?

Alright, you are saying goodbye to Jamal.

He is 24.

He's a dance teacher from London.

- You are a cutie.

- [Anna] Well, do you know what?

Aina absolutely loved your cheeky face.

But on this occasion, Jamal, it's not a date.

Bye. - It'll be okay.

- As it progressed,

I started getting comfortable in my body.

I would definitely try naked dating again.

Yeah, and I'll tell people try it as well.

She was definitely my kind of girl.

I've been out with girls just like that.

She had the curly hair, the nice body.

She liked to dance.

She loves music.

[grunts] That's what I want. [laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Alright, you have seen everything they've got to offer.

This is where you get to hear them speak.

- Excellent.

- [Anna] Fellas, I want you to tell me

the thing you like most about your body,

and the thing you like least.

Red.

- I best like about my body is my ass.

I've been told it's quite juicy.

They get their five-a-day from it, basically.

- Turn around, let's have a look at it.

It is juicy.

And what do you like least about your body.

- I would say, pretty lot the hair on my body.

- What do you think about his voice?

- Little loud. - Okay.

Pink.

- The part of my body I like most is

actually, my amputated leg.

'Cause everyday it reminds me that

obstacles are just really opportunities in disguise.

- Very good.

- [Anna] What do you like least.

- Gotta say, it's gotta be the tattoo.

That's a reminder not to

let your friends play with drink

and take you to a tattoo bar into Ireland.

- What do you make of Mr. Pink's voice?

- I like it.

It's a cute accent.

- Orange, what do you like most about your body?

- Do you like my abdominals?

- And what do you like least?

- My toenails.

[laughing]

- [Anna] How do you feel about Mr. Orange's voice?

- It's not what I was expecting due to the accent.

- Well, you've got three

hunky fellas in front of you.

Aina, you're gonna have to lose one.

[dramatic music]

Gotta tell me who you're gonna say goodbye to.

- I'm gonna say goodbye to Orange.

- Orange? - Orange, yeah.

It's that stance.

It's too much.

It's too much of that going on.

- We better meet who you're saying goodbye to.

It's Shane.

He's 27 from London.

Designer.

- Hello, Shane.

Nice to meet you. - You also.

- Shane, Aina

absolutely loved your entire body.

But it is a no date for you.

- Okay. - Goodbye.

- Picking a date based on the nude form

is quite interesting.

I advocate being without clothes.

We were born this way.

This was certainly an empowering experience.

- So, Aina.

You've got two guys remaining. - Yeah.

- You are about to meet them for the first time

face-to-face.

But not before

they get to see you naked

and tell you

what they think about your body.

- It's gotta be done. - Okay, pop

your kicks off, and we'll see you in a bit.

Based on physical attraction alone,

Aina has whittled six men down to just two:

25-year-old dance teacher Rob,

and 32-year-old artist Matty.

But only one of them could go on that date

to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes come on.

Rob, Matty, how're you both feeling?

- I'm quite surprised, actually,

because obviously, I'm not like

the chiseled guy that you can cheese grate.

- Okay, and how about you, Matty.

- I'm made up to be...

Yeah, I feel great.

- [Anna] Let's have a look at each other,

assess each other's bodies.

- I pretty would like to have his penis.

- Would you, now? - Yeah, not literally.

[laughing]

- Matty, anything of Rob's that you'd like.

- You know what, I wouldn't mind his other leg.

[Rob laughs]

- Okay, up until now,

you've only seen Aina with her clothes on.

But all of that

is about to change.

[upbeat music]

Hello.

Now that Aina's out here,

what do you think about this stunning girl.

I'm gonna start with you first, Matty.

- Obviously beautiful.

Perfect curves.

I love the hips, the breasts, and the hair as well.

I'm a big hair man.

- And are you a fan of a fuller bush?

- I don't really have any preference if it's too full on.

You know, if it's kind of going all the way around the back.

- [Anna] Does it go all the way around the back?

- [Matty] Well, it doesn't, so.

- [Anna] Okay, what about for you, though, Rob?

- It looks styled.

It's nice.

It's very presentable, when you go down there,

it's quite presentable.

Got really lovely perky-like boobs that are on point.

Amazing. - I like my boobs

'cause I do get good compliments on them.

I just like boobs as well.

- Aina, they're beautiful boobs.

Now, have you got hair anywhere else, Aina?

Oh, you have.

[men applauding]

I'm surprised that you're both applauding.

- You can do what you want with your own body,

and think,

if you can wear that and be proud of it,

then that says a lot about the person you are.

- [Anna] Alright, so, you have to make a decision.

Who would you like to date?

You have Matty,

and you have Rob.

- I don't know.

- You can only take one.

[dramatic music]

Who are you going for?

- I'm gonna go for Matty. - Oh, Rob.

- Congratulations, mate.

I'll say bye. - Absolutely.

Thanks, Rob.

- To get to runner up, I can't really mind, really.

Lucky enough, she saw a part of my figure,

'cause I'm in shape, shape of an orange.

Everything about her was beautiful head to toe.

She's the sort of girl I would go for any day.

- You two are a couple.

You look fantastic.

Before you guys go, why did you pick Matty?

- Kinda looks great.

He's got it all going on.

- Next time you see each other,

it's gonna be with your kicks on.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- Gotta dress to impress.

- So, go and enjoy your date.

Have a fantastic time.

See you later, guys. - Thank you.

- I'm happy with my choice.

I think Matty has a great body,

beautiful eyes, and

he's definitely up for a laugh,

which is important to me.

- I won.

I got picked by a very beautiful girl.

Definitely, amazing experience.

We're all blessed of these bodies,

so what's to be shy about?

- It's funny, I never thought I'd say this, but

I am looking forward to seeing him with his clothes on.

[upbeat music]

- Hey.

How're you doing? - I'm good, how are you?

- You look amazing. - Thank you, back at you.

- Yeah? - Yeah, very good.

Nice and colorful. - Thank you very much.

So, why'd you

pick me?

- You seemed like

you were up for a laugh, like you had a sense of humor,

but you also seemed quite deep.

When I looked in your eyes, I did feel like

there's a lot there.

- Aina's a really, really lovely girl.

I felt a good connection.

So, I had a lot to explore.

- I haven't even asked you about the leg, what happened.

- I lost my leg in 2008,

'cause I had overworked carpals which

compressed the arteries over many years,

and led to it eventually,

the artery collapsed.

If I do any exercises on this calf,

then I could lose this leg, too.

- Sitting there with him, I felt open.

I think he's great.

- So, the question is

when are we seeing each other again?

- I don't know, when are we seeing each other again?

[upbeat music]

- Hello, again. - Hello.

- How are you doing? - Good. How are you?

- Really good, thanks.

- [Interviewer] What's been happening since your date?

- We met up quite a few times.

Been out partying,

haven't we? - Been out partying.

- Eating lots. - Eating lots.

- We're like fellow foodies, so, very serious about food.

- [Interviewer] Have you seen each other naked again?

- We have.

And I think,

fine.

At least we both knew what to expect.

- I'd say it was more than fine, but

a gentleman never tells.

I shouldn't go into details.

- [Interviewer] Did Naked Attraction work for you?

- Obviously, there's a physical attraction there,

but I think it's

unusual that there'd be so much more as well,

like so much compatibility personality wise.

Yeah, it's great.

I'm happy.

You know, hopefully, we'll keep getting along, and

just get closer.

- [Anna] Coming up, 24-year-old bi-sexual Mal

meets naked guys and girls

before choosing a date

based on Naked Attraction. - Bring it on.

[upbeat music]

- Welcome back to Naked Attraction, the dating show

that likes to let it all hang out.

Another six naked singletons are hoping to get a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

- I'm Mal, I'm 24, and I'm from Guildford.

I'm a lingerie designer and a trained masseuse.

I've been single for about three years now.

I'm attracted to both men and women.

Having so much to choose from, it does make things harder.

Guys originally see me as a little bit of a fantasy.

Girls are a little bit harder to crack.

Most of them are so high maintenance.

[laughing]

- [Woman] Do you know what you're looking for?

- It's cheesy, I'm trying to find my soulmate.

But we all are, aren't we? - Mal's beautiful.

Anybody will be lucky to have her.

I've no idea why she's single, to be honest.

- With Naked Attraction,

I'm wanting to find just someone I can experiment with,

and just have fun,

be it a boy or a girl.

- Welcome to the show. - Thank you.

- So, you like boys and girls?

- Yeah.

I'm very open minded to that.

- Put it there, Lady.

So do you prefer men,

or do you prefer women generally?

- I do lean on the side of men,

because there is an actual joystick to ride.

- I love it.

Why is physical attraction

so important to you? - It's so essential

in relationships that you have to be.

- [Anna] Gotta really fancy that person.

- Yeah.

- Are you ready to take a look?

- Yes. - Okay.

You have got six completely naked boys and girls

behind these colored pods.

Each of them has an attribute that you have said

that you find physically attractive.

We are gonna reveal them to you bit by bit.

What you have to do

is whittle them down from six to one,

based purely on physical attraction.

Please reveal

the bottom half of the bodies.

[dramatic music]

First impressions, please.

- This is fantastic. - Yes? Good.

You don't know whether to go to the boys

or whether to go to the girls.

Who are you immediately drawn to?

- The red box, 'cause that tiny little tattoo intrigues me.

- Should we go and have a look?

- Yeah. Please. - Come on, then.

What is going on there?

Oh, it's like a cute little UFO thing.

What kind of vagina do you like?

- I'm pretty open to all sorts, be it like

labia hanging out, or tight, or neatly

tied up in a little bun.

It's fine. - It doesn't matter.

- Yeah.

- Okay, where else would you like to go Mal?

- I think we should do one male,

just to like even it out. - To balance it out?

Lead me forth.

- He looks a little bit nervous.

There's a lot of pubic hair there, isn't there?

I'm quite surprised

I'm not seeing Tarzan swing through there.

If I was to see that after a third date,

it would surprise me.

- Have you got any disastrous pubic hair stories?

- Only stuck in the teeth, or something like that.

- What, with a boy or a girl?

- Both. [laughs]

- No! - Yeah.

- [Anna] Okay.

How'd you feel about Yellow?

- I've never actually had a guy of this race before.

- Okay, so never slept with a black guy?

- No, never.

- Be completely honest about it, how do you feel?

- [Mal] It's definitely the biggest of the lot.

- [Anna] And do you like a big willy?

- I prefer average.

I'm only five foot three, it's gonna break me.

- Well, the average flacid penis is 3.6 inches,

although many men think it's bigger.

Have you had a situation where you've been with a guy

where you're like, I don't know what to do with that?

- Yes.

He was very swanky.

He took me to a hotel and everything,

but when push came to shove,

I was like, that ain't coming in me.

- Intimidating? - Very.

- Okay, let's talk about the girls over here.

Blue.

- She has got an absolutely gorgeous beautiful shape.

It's very Botticelli, and

can definitely imagine that being in the

National Portrait Gallery,

lying across with a couple of cupids.

- [Anna] Alright. Green.

- In terms of her vagina, I've never seen one like that.

You can see a lot of it, you can see the head.

This one is very open, and I like that.

She does like to shave, though.

- And do you think that if you're completely shaved,

it's better when you're having sex?

- No.

Not really, because you can have the friction actually

enhance your sexual experience.

- Friction isn't the only benefit of pubes.

Scientists believe that pheromones,

invisible chemicals we all produce,

cling to pubic hair and release a scent

that subconsciously increases arousal

in potential partners.

I'll tell you what we've not looked at,

bums. - Oh, please.

- Everybody, please, would you mind turning around,

and let's shake that booty.

Hello.

[upbeat music]

So, what kind of bum

are you after, Mal?

- For girls, I do definitely like a curvy bum,

but for boys, if it's a bit too big,

I'm like, "Are you going Kim Kardashian on me?"

- So, who would you say has got the best bum?

- Probably Pink.

- [Anna] How do you feel about the fact that

that is one hell of a hairy crack.

- That is very hairy, but I'm not into that kind of stuff.

So, I would ignore it, and just focus on the frontal area.

- What kind of stuff are we talking about?

Are you saying, what, getting your knuckles in there?

- Well, that's the trend nowadays.

- Is it? - Yeah.

- Can you turn back around please, boys and girls.

That means you, yellow.

I know it might take you some time

with that very heavy appendage.

You have to make a decision.

I need you to lose

the person that you are least attracted to at this stage.

Who would you like to say goodbye to?

[dramatic music]

- My sincerest apologies, but it's going to be Blue.

- [Anna] Why, Mal?

- Her shape is just a bit too curvy for me.

- Let's see who you're actually saying goodbye to.

This

is

Tizam.

She's a health worker from London.

Hello, my love. - Hello.

- Mal absolutely loved your classical,

beautiful, shape. - Thank you, Mal.

- But on this occasion, it's a no date.

Goodbye.

- When I have sex, I like to have the lights off.

So, this was a real test for me,

and I did it, and I'm in a box,

and she was talking about my vag, and...

Are you allowed to say vag? - Yeah.

- [Mal] Oh, she has a nice gorgeous face.

- This is the thing.

- We're here to celebrate beauty.

And we come in all forms and shapes and sizes.

So this is good.

This is good.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, Mal, five beautiful bodies remain.

In the next round, we're gonna reveal

the middle part of the body.

So, what is it that you are looking for

in the perfect torso?

- I probably

prefer on the verge of skinny/slender

in men; in women

I do really prefer

quite hefty

chest. - Oh, do you?

Why is that, then?

- Being honest, they're fun to play with.

- Okay.

Are you ready

to see the middle part of the bodies?

- Bring it on.

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- [Anna] Aha. [upbeat music]

- Wow.

- [Anna] Which side are you drawn to?

- This lovely lady over here. - In green?

- I am attracted to the tattoos with Green.

They are absolutely stunning.

- How do you feel about the tits?

- I've never seen a pair of nipples

where the areolas are so faded into the skin.

It's fascinating. - Really?

Anybody else that you want to go and have a closer look at?

- I would say Pink.

Back to the hair again.

It's not Tarzan-crazy hairy. - True.

It's a good smattering of body hair going on there.

How do you feel about the moles,

'cause it's sort of very few moles on his legs,

and then there's tons

going on around his arms and his boobs.

- I like it.

It's like I can play connect the dots with him.

- [Anna] Dating someone with moles

might be more than a bit of fun.

A study has discovered

that people with over 100 moles on their body

have a delayed aging process,

making them appear up to seven years younger.

- Yellow is very slender.

He's got more of a runner's physique,

which I will admit, I do like.

- You've seen it all, Mal,

and you're gonna have to make a decision, I'm afraid.

- Oh, that's so hard.

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- [Anna] You're gonna have to make a decision.

- I think I'm gonna have to go with

Yellow.

- [Anna] Why?

- It would be too intimidating.

- When you say, "It would be too intimidating," Mal,

what are we talking about, please?

- His penis.

- Let's find out who you're gonna say goodbye to.

This

is

Ruben.

He's a model from London.

Hello.

Mal absolutely loved your slender frame,

but in the end, I'm afraid it was your willy

that was maybe a little big too big, Ruben.

- I'm sorry, man, it's just too intimidating.

- My penis was too big for her?

If she got to know me, she'd know that I'm the

kindest, most gentlest person there is.

That wouldn't really be much of an issue.

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It's nice to know that I'm definitely prepared down there,

but if I was given the chance to use it,

that would be even better.

- Coming up, it's Mal's turn to lay everything bare,

and decide which girl, or boy, to take on that date.

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Earlier, bisexual Mal whittled six potential mates

down to four based on physical attraction alone.

Two guys and two girls remain,

but she can only date one.

We have got four lovely bodies left.

Can we please see the faces?

- Bring it.

[dramatic music]

- Hey.

Surprises?

- Yes, but I'm very happy with that.

- [Anna] Mal, studies suggest

it only takes a tenth of a second to judge a face, so,

where'd you wanna go? - Orange.

- [Anna] Oh, okay.

You were definite about that.

- [Mal] This one seems to have a character,

based on that grin.

I reckon he's quite cheeky.

- Absolutely, can you just turn to the side for me, please?

Lovely sort of Roman nose going on there.

The nose is important?

- I've had bad experiences with someone on Tinder

lied about their nose.

It was all front profile, and then when I saw him,

massive.

- So, totally cheated by the Tinder picture,

which you don't get on this show.

- Exactly.

- You can see whatever you want to see.

- Hello, Pink. - Pink.

- You've been very lucky in the gene glossary, Pink.

Very handsome.

I'm going to say he has a slight Jesus vibe about him.

- [Anna] He's got really pronounced

collar bones.

Do you like that?

- It's actually called a clavicle, and I adore it.

- I stand corrected.

Should we go look at the girls' clavicles?

- Yes, let's do that.

- [Anna] Oh, come on,

that's a clavicle, isn't it? - Oh, definitely.

That's very nice.

Really do appreciate that.

- Red. [Mal laughing]

Very pleased with herself.

Right.

Green. - Hello, Green.

- Is there a clavicle? - No.

But her face really makes up for that.

Green has absolutely gorgeous eyes.

And they're dazzling.

- Okay, come back to the middle.

You have seen everything the girls have got to offer,

everything the boys have got to offer.

Let me know

who

you would like to lose.

- Oh, a decision's gonna be hard.

- [Anna] All of them are gorgeous.

- They really are.

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- Somebody has to leave.

- I've made my decision.

- [Anna] Who are you saying goodbye to?

- Sorry, Orange.

- [Anna] Why?

- There's just not a magnetic attraction there.

- So, Mal, this is Mark.

He's the State agent from London.

Hello, Cheeky. - Hello.

You're beautiful. - Thank you.

- Hello, little bit of charm, but too late in the day.

It is no date for you right now, Mark, I'm afraid.

Goodbye. - Bye-bye.

- To be honest, I expected to win.

But it's alright.

She's really good looking, but

I didn't like her legs anyways, so.

I would be naked everyday of my life, if I could.

- You've got three people remaining.

Interestingly, two girls, one boy.

This is the round where you get to hear them speak.

Have you got any kind of notion of what you think

they're gonna sound like?

- Miss Green, I can imagine, a fun accent.

- [Anna] Green, let's hear what you like

most about your body.

And what you like least.

- Okay, the thing I like most is my tattoos,

and least is my legs.

- [Anna] What do you think about Miss Green's voice?

- A little bit more timid, but I like that.

- How would you feel about Pink?

- I would hope Pink over here would have

quite an original accent,

maybe Kentish, slightly Australian, a little bit more

twangy.

- Kentish Australian twang. - Yeah.

- [Anna] Mr. Pink, tell us.

- The thing I like the most on my body's my hair,

because the people call me Jesus.

The thing I like the least is my legs.

- So, you're Italian? - Yes.

- [Anna] He's Italian.

In a survey of over 10,000 people,

Italian ranked as the 6th most datable accent,

and which came first?

The British accent, of course.

And what would you say about Miss Red?

- The last girlfriend that I had

quite similar in spunky attitude,

and she had a lower voice.

- Okay, Red.

- The thing I like most about my body is probably my legs.

The thing I like least is

probably my boobs.

- Did it remind you at all of your ex?

- Yes. - Oh, dear.

- But me and my ex are on very good terms.

- Okay, so you're one very confused woman right now,

aren't you?

Alright, it's that time again, Mal.

You're gonna have to make a decision on who to lose.

But remember, choose really, really carefully,

because the remaining two

will get to see you

naked.

- This is tough.

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- [Anna] Put me out my misery.

- Mr. Pink.

- Why? - I'm sorry, but

the Jesus look just doesn't really do it for me.

- [Anna] This is Lorenzo.

He is 31.

He's a waiter from, of course, Italy.

- You are very handsome. - Thank you.

- She's very beautiful, yes, yes, she's very beautiful.

And I'm feeling very, very sad now.

I'm a man.

Unfortunately, she,

she likes a woman.

- So, Mal.

Just two girls remain.

You will be meeting them for the first time

face-to-face soon,

but not before they get to see you

naked.

It's time to get those hot pants off, Lady.

Off you go.

Based on physical attraction alone,

Mal has whittled six dates down to just two.

24-year-old psychology student, Rebecca,

and 32-year-old singer Laura.

But only one of them can go on that date

to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes come on.

Two girls remaining.

Were you expecting that?

- No, not at all.

Especially when she said that she liked men.

- The phrase was she enjoys a joystick.

Here we are joystick free.

Have you got any idea what you think

Mal is gonna look like with her kicks off?

- I think she's gonna be quite curvy.

- Pubes or no pubes?

- I think she'll have pubes, but,

they'll be very well groomed.

- Should we find out? - Yeah.

- So far,

you have only seen Mal with her clothes on.

All of that, girls, is about to change.

[dramatic music]

Out you come.

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- [Anna] Looking at Mal,

is she what you expected? - Yeah.

Definitely.

Nice, neat vagina.

- I know it sounds weird saying that.

Well, we had money on the fact that she would have pubes.

- Yeah.

No, she's kind of exactly how I imagined, actually.

- Yeah. - Great legs.

- I love how petite you are.

And like similar height.

I love small girls.

And you've got a lovely bum.

Very neat like a package.

- Mal, how do you feel about your own body.

- I do have my dislikes. - Which are?

- My boobs. - Why?

- I just feel they sag a bit too much.

- That's exactly how I feel about mine.

- But I like man kill boobs, so.

[laughing]

- She's like, "Well, I'm just cleaning up."

[laughing]

You have got two stunning women in front of you.

You can only date one.

You're going to have to make a decision, and this time,

you're gonna have to pick the girl you want

to go on a date with.

Can you feel that pull?

- Yeah, but it's hard to decide.

- Who's the girl you want to date?

[dramatic music]

- I feel like I want to go on a date

[suspenseful music]

with Rebecca.

- Oh, Laura. - I am gobsmacked.

Because I'm up against Laura.

She's absolutely beautiful.

- [Anna] Come on, hug it out, hug it out.

Laura, I'm so sorry.

- I'd like to think that I could have won it,

if I didn't look like her ex.

She didn't have any negatives to say about me,

which is just a massive confidence boost for me.

I definitely feel like I've achieved something massive here.

I wanna know who this ex-girlfriend is.

Sounds hot.

- Hello. - Nice to meet you.

- Yes, so good to meet you, too.

- Mal, why did you pick gorgeous Rebecca over Laura?

- 'Cause I'd feel we'd have more in common,

and as gorgeous as Laura was,

she did remind me of my ex so much.

And Rebecca seems really cool.

- Please have a fantastic date.

See you later, girls.

- Thank you. - Thank you. Bye.

- I'm very happy with who I picked.

She's absolutely stunning,

has a great smile, and

yeah, those eyes are to die for.

- It's nice to be judged on

me completely stripped back,

and not the clothes I wear,

and the jokes I make.

- I just hope that it'll turn out all okay.

She seems awesome.

[upbeat music]

- Hi! - How are you?

- I'm good, you? - Great, how you doing?

- Great, thank you.

- You look lovely. - You too, as well.

- Never seen me with clothes on?

- Exactly, but I like what I see.

- Oh, good.

I do think that seeing each other naked

makes it a lot more interesting when you

go on your first date.

I wasn't so insecure

that she was looking at every body apart,

because she's already looked at every body part.

- Did you judge my boobs?

[laughing]

"I have never seen a pair of boobs like that.

"I wish I think of...

"Fucking hell."

- You're unique, you're one in a million.

- I thought I was pretty box standard.

- Not from the girls that I've seen.

- Do you wanna get a tequila?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Good girl.

Let's do this.

- You don't salt yet?

You have to-- - I'll help you out, yeah.

- Oh, screw me. [laughing]

- You said it, not me.

- Yeah, go unscrew me.

- Happily. - Thank you.

Mal is a gorgeous girl.

She's absolutely beautiful,

and she's got a really good personality.

She's so funny. - I'm glad I picked you,

so glad. - Are you sure?

- Yeah, definitely.

[upbeat music]

Hello. - Hello, how are you.

- Alright. - So good to see you.

- So good. - How are you doing?

- Oh, I'm alright.

Looking good, are we? - You too, I like your dress.

After the date, we went for some beers, didn't we?

- We did. - I had a great time.

The day after the date,

we went all around the museums in London.

And you're really clever, aren't you?

I think we got on really well, didn't we?

We hit it off from the get go. - Yeah. Definitely.

- [Interviewer] Would you like to see each other again?

- Definitely see each other again, without a doubt.

- [Interviewer] Romantically, do you think?

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

- I really doubt that took quite a late attraction.

- This has definitely opened my horizons.

- I used to really care about what people thought about me,

about the way I looked.

We've all got a naked body at the end of the day,

no one's is perfect.

- Might as well embrace it and enjoy it.

- Absolutely.

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