All language subtitles for Naked.Attraction.S01E01.WEBRip.x264-ION10.2_English

- [Anna] Modern dating has
become a complicated business.

- Dating online has
been a nightmare.

- I checked the
whole Tinder thing.

It's not really worked
out that great for me.

- [Anna] Status symbols,
online profiles,

and the clothes we wear

can all get in the way of
finding our perfect mate.

- I can look at a guy
and go, "Yeah, he's fit,"

and then when it comes
to being naked, I'm like,

"Okay, maybe not."

- But what would happen

if we were stripped
of all the things

that usually define us?

In this dating show,
we go back to basics.

Are you ready?

- Bring it on.

- [Anna] And start where
good faith often ends.

- [Both] Oh!

- [Anna] Naked.

- Don't know where to look.

- Have you been faced
with six penises?

- No, but I feel like
I should have, though.

- [Anna] What do men
and women really find

physically attractive?
- Wow.

- This is fantastic.
- And could picking a partner

based solely on their
natural beauty--

- Could be a grower.

- [Anna] Help us find the one.

- I've never met anybody
like this before,

and I don't know where to look.

- Let's find out by
dating in reverse.

Who are you going to
pick for your date?

- This is the hardest
decision of my life.

Oh my god.

- Every naked body
is a wonderful thing,

and as someone who's
loved men and women,

I fully appreciate the bits

that boing and
bounce on both sexes.

So, I'm in the right place.

Inside each of
these colored pods

is a brave naked singleton.

One of them will be
picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

♪ Time to make the club go up

- I'm Aina, I'm 32 years
old, and I'm from London.

♪ This is not how I woke up

- I'm a music producer, and
I love anything with a beat.

♪ And it just goes on

- I've got a bit of a wild side.

I am a party animal,
self confessed.

And I think that's

had some implications on my
ability to find a partner

to settle down with.

I think some men are
intimidated by it.

[upbeat music]

- What are you looking for?
- A best mate who

is also really good
in bed. [laughs]

- She likes to have
a really good time.

I think it's good
to have someone

that can keep up with her.

Strong women need a
strong man. [laughs]

- I don't wanna
change my lifestyle

in the sense that I
wanna stop partying.

But, I just wanna kinda
tone things down a bit,

get a bit more balanced.

Getting naked to find a date

is probably one of
the weirdest things

I've ever signed
myself up to do.

But, you're single, you do
wanna find someone, so why not?

[laughs]

- Aina, welcome to the show.

How are you?
- I'm good, slightly nervous,

definitely excited.

Got all these colors, and

what lies behind?
- Exactly.

So, why'd you wanna
choose a date naked?

- I think when guys
are fully clothed,

they have sort of
different styles,

do you know what I mean, that
I think sometimes they can

hide behind, and I'm just
interested to just see them

in their birthday
suit as they are.

- And that's the beauty, of
course, of this show as well.

- Not hiding anything here.
- No, nothing is hidden.

So, before you make your
selection for your date,

you're gonna have to
get naked as well.

How do you feel about that?

- I'm a little bit
scared, I'm not gonna lie.

But that's usually what
drives me to do it.

'Cause I just think,
well if it frightens you,

then go for it.
- Okay.

Behind those colored
pods, you have got six

completely naked men.

Each of these guys
have an attribute

that you have said that you find

physically attractive.

We are going to reveal them
to you bit by wobbly bit.

You will have to whittle
them down from six to one.

You ready to go?
- Yep.

- Alright.

Can we please

reveal

[laughing]

the bottom half of the bodies.

[dramatic techno music]

It's almost as if you don't
see six penises everyday.

[upbeat music]

Where to start? Aina.

- The elephant, no?

- [Anna] There is an
elephant in the room.

- The elephant man.

But a nice willy.

A nice form, and a nice shape.

- [Anna] That's a
very large appendage.

- Yeah, you think so?

- Do you not think so?

- It's pretty big.
- Is that

something your interest,
is it girth or length?

- I think more
girth than length.

Because too much
length is painful.

Because I guess do it
doggy-style, not really.

- I know, isn't it like,

do I have to?

Out of those with a preference,

82% of women surveyed would
choose girth over length,

and that's because of the
way the vagina's designed.

Most of the pleasure
nerve endings

are in the first
couple of inches, so,

more girth means more pressure,
and more sexual pleasure.

Obviously, I mean, there's
so much going on here.

Let's discuss the leg, 'cause
are you surprised by that?

- I mean, I wasn't
expecting it, but

it doesn't

matter to me at all.
- Doesn't bother you?

- Nah, not really.
- There's a whole

story going on right there.
- Indeed.

- Okay, what other
willies are you drawn to?

- Green.
- Shall we have a closer look?

Oh my gosh!
- Oh, his balls?

- Did he just do that?

I don't mind big balls.

Maybe not too hangy.
- The bells

hanging lower than the rope

is never

a good thing, okay, never.

Let's look at Yellow.

- I like circumcised willies.

- [Anna] Can we talk
about the pubes?

- They're all shaving.

I don't know why guys do it.

I don't do it myself.

- So, how much have you got?

I might do the sides a bit,

you know, if they get
a bit out of control.

I used to wax and all that.

After a while, I
just thought, why?

It doesn't define who I am.

And it's painful.

- Okay, I think we really
need to see the boys bums.

Okay, fellas, can you
please turn around.

Show us your bums.

[upbeat music]

Blue's got the best bum.

It's got the right
kind of proportions.

It's kind of juicy, it's firm.

It's nice.

- [Anna] Women have been
attracted to a firm bum

for centuries.

Scientists believed cave women

picked mates with
muscular buttocks

because they were the
mark of a strong hunter

who could provide
for his family.

But a meaty bum also
suggests a man capable

of impressive pelvic thrusts,

implying he's likely to
procreate successfully, too.

- I think Yellow and Pink,

they've got the
meat thing going on.

Squish, squish factor.

Gotta get the
squish factor right.

- Yeah, yeah, totally.

Okay, fellas, could you
please turn back around.

Okay, Aina?
- Uh-huh?

- You're gonna
have to lose a guy.

- It's sad to see any
of them go, really.

Ah, it's tough, man.

[dramatic music]

I think I'm gonna say
goodbye to Yellow.

- [Anna] Why, Aina?

- Something in his stance,

it isn't quite--
- Not strong enough.

- I'm not getting
that strong stance.

- Okay, well, Aina.

Let's see who you're
saying goodbye to.

- Okay.

- [Anna] This is Mohammad.

He's a computer science
student from Newcastle.

Hi.

This is Aina.

Mohammad.
- Nice to see you.

- Nice to meet you.

- You've got a lovely bum.

I wanna grab it.
- Give us another turn.

Let's have another look.

- Yep.
- That is.

- Beautiful.
- That is a great bottom.

But on this occasion, it's not
a date, Mohammad, I'm sorry.

- It's fine.
- But thank you.

- Goodbye.
- Bye.

- So, when I finally saw the
picker, I was like, "Whoa."

Yeah, I would have
liked to win that date.

It was like a confidence boost.

It's definitely a
good experience.

It's something completely
different from what I'm used to.

And I'm gonna be shaking my
bum around all the time now.

[upbeat music]

- Aina, you've got five
gorgeous men remaining.

Are you ready to see some more?

- [Aina] I am.

- Let's reveal the
middle part of the body.

[dramatic techno music]

- Okay.

I guess Orange is
killing it with the,

the abs and the pecs for sure.

This is the perfect

chest really, I guess.

- [Anna] Well, nearly a
quarter of women surveyed

would choose a dad
bod over a gym bod.

So, how do you feel
about Green's torso?

- [Aina] I wouldn't
normally go for that

squishy vibe.

- Too comfortable?
- Maybe a little bit, yeah.

- Okay, who else
would you like to

have a look at?
- Red.

Not that into the pecs.

He has nice nipples.

They're not too big,
they're not too small.

They look quite flickable.

[laughing]
- Flickable nips.

- [laughing] Yeah.

- Is that what you do
with your other half?

- Well, it depends.

If they are happy
with that, then yeah.

- What about your own nipples?

Is that an important

part to you sexually?
- Definitely.

My nipples are

like the way in.

- Are they the way--
- They're the way in.

- Okay.

Aina, you have to say goodbye
to one of these fellas.

It's hard, isn't it?
- It is hard.

[dramatic music]

- [Anna] Who would
you like to lose?

- I am going to say
goodbye to Mr. Green.

- [Anna] Tell me why.

- I'm gonna come back to
the stance thing, you know.

It's quite cool,
in a way, I guess,

'cause he seems like he kind of

isn't that bothered.

[giggles] It's too
late now, babe.

- [Anna] Too late,
Green, too late.

Let's find out
who you're losing.

This

is Maxwell.

He's 24.

He's a trainee zookeeper
from Liverpool.

Hello, my love.

How are you?
- How are you?

- This is Aina.

So, Aina absolutely loved

your bouncy balls.

But on this occasion, it's a no.

- See you later.
- Goodbye.

- Stripping the layers
off, I'm better than all.

I won't do it again.

She's a good looking girl, but
actually, she's not my type.

So, it's a win-win
for both, really.

- [Anna] Coming up,

Aina bravely bares all
before choosing who to date.

And a brand new singleton
gets to pick a date

based on naked attraction.
- This is fantastic.

- Earlier, music producer Aina
whittled six men down to four

based on the physical
attraction alone.

She can only choose one
guy to go on that date.

So, who will she lose next.

Okay, Aina, four boys remain.
- Yes.

Let's reveal

the faces.

[dramatic music]

- Hello.

Wow.

Blue is kind of cuter
than I thought he would be

like in his face.
- Yeah.

- I like the
piercings, and yeah.

He looks a bit young.
- Oh.

Does that bother you?
- A little bit.

- [Anna] Well, studies suggest

that women who date younger men

are actually more likely to
have happier relationships.

But, moving on.
- Yes.

Red.

I would normally go for
slightly fuller lips,

but then I've...

I have had some great
kisses with guys

that don't have full lips.

- What kind of kiss
really puts you off?

- Too much tongue action.

- Choppy tongue.
- Trying to jump

the tongue down the throat.

- Okay, I think we need
to have a look at pink.

He has quite intense eyes.

- In a good way, or--
- In a good way.

- Psycho killer kind of way.
[laughing]

- No, in a good way, definitely.

Orange.
- What do you think.

- He's very pretty.

Very symmetrical.

- [Anna] Women are
most attracted to men

with more symmetrical faces,

and that might be because
they'll make a better mate.

A study has shown
there's a direct link

between handsome
symmetrical faces

and good quality sperm.

Take a good look at the boys.

You're gonna have
to make a decision.

One of them has to go.

Think really, really
carefully, though.

[dramatic music]

Who are you saying goodbye to?

- I'm gonna say goodbye to

Blue.

- Why?
- I'm ageist.

- So you just feel that
Blue is too young for you?

Alright, you are saying
goodbye to Jamal.

He is 24.

He's a dance
teacher from London.

- You are a cutie.

- [Anna] Well, do you know what?

Aina absolutely loved
your cheeky face.

But on this occasion,
Jamal, it's not a date.

Bye.
- It'll be okay.

- As it progressed,

I started getting
comfortable in my body.

I would definitely try
naked dating again.

Yeah, and I'll tell
people try it as well.

She was definitely
my kind of girl.

I've been out with
girls just like that.

She had the curly
hair, the nice body.

She liked to dance.

She loves music.

[grunts] That's what
I want. [laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Alright, you have seen
everything they've got to offer.

This is where you get
to hear them speak.

- Excellent.

- [Anna] Fellas, I
want you to tell me

the thing you like
most about your body,

and the thing you like least.

Red.

- I best like about
my body is my ass.

I've been told it's quite juicy.

They get their five-a-day
from it, basically.

- Turn around, let's
have a look at it.

It is juicy.

And what do you like
least about your body.

- I would say, pretty
lot the hair on my body.

- What do you think
about his voice?

- Little loud.
- Okay.

Pink.

- The part of my
body I like most is

actually, my amputated leg.

'Cause everyday
it reminds me that

obstacles are just really
opportunities in disguise.

- Very good.

- [Anna] What do you like least.

- Gotta say, it's
gotta be the tattoo.

That's a reminder not to

let your friends play with drink

and take you to a
tattoo bar into Ireland.

- What do you make
of Mr. Pink's voice?

- I like it.

It's a cute accent.

- Orange, what do you
like most about your body?

- Do you like my abdominals?

- And what do you like least?

- My toenails.

[laughing]

- [Anna] How do you feel
about Mr. Orange's voice?

- It's not what I was
expecting due to the accent.

- Well, you've got three

hunky fellas in front of you.

Aina, you're gonna
have to lose one.

[dramatic music]

Gotta tell me who you're
gonna say goodbye to.

- I'm gonna say
goodbye to Orange.

- Orange?
- Orange, yeah.

It's that stance.

It's too much.

It's too much of that going on.

- We better meet who
you're saying goodbye to.

It's Shane.

He's 27 from London.

Designer.

- Hello, Shane.

Nice to meet you.
- You also.

- Shane, Aina

absolutely loved
your entire body.

But it is a no date for you.

- Okay.
- Goodbye.

- Picking a date
based on the nude form

is quite interesting.

I advocate being
without clothes.

We were born this way.

This was certainly an
empowering experience.

- So, Aina.

You've got two guys remaining.
- Yeah.

- You are about to meet
them for the first time

face-to-face.

But not before

they get to see you naked

and tell you

what they think about your body.

- It's gotta be done.
- Okay, pop

your kicks off, and
we'll see you in a bit.

Based on physical
attraction alone,

Aina has whittled six
men down to just two:

25-year-old dance teacher Rob,

and 32-year-old artist Matty.

But only one of them
could go on that date

to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes come on.

Rob, Matty, how're
you both feeling?

- I'm quite surprised, actually,

because obviously, I'm not like

the chiseled guy that
you can cheese grate.

- Okay, and how
about you, Matty.

- I'm made up to be...

Yeah, I feel great.

- [Anna] Let's have
a look at each other,

assess each other's bodies.

- I pretty would like
to have his penis.

- Would you, now?
- Yeah, not literally.

[laughing]

- Matty, anything of
Rob's that you'd like.

- You know what, I wouldn't
mind his other leg.

[Rob laughs]

- Okay, up until now,

you've only seen Aina
with her clothes on.

But all of that

is about to change.

[upbeat music]

Hello.

Now that Aina's out here,

what do you think about
this stunning girl.

I'm gonna start with
you first, Matty.

- Obviously beautiful.

Perfect curves.

I love the hips, the breasts,
and the hair as well.

I'm a big hair man.

- And are you a fan
of a fuller bush?

- I don't really have any
preference if it's too full on.

You know, if it's kind of going
all the way around the back.

- [Anna] Does it go all
the way around the back?

- [Matty] Well, it doesn't, so.

- [Anna] Okay, what about
for you, though, Rob?

- It looks styled.

It's nice.

It's very presentable,
when you go down there,

it's quite presentable.

Got really lovely perky-like
boobs that are on point.

Amazing.
- I like my boobs

'cause I do get good
compliments on them.

I just like boobs as well.

- Aina, they're beautiful boobs.

Now, have you got hair
anywhere else, Aina?

Oh, you have.

[men applauding]

I'm surprised that
you're both applauding.

- You can do what you
want with your own body,

and think,

if you can wear that
and be proud of it,

then that says a lot
about the person you are.

- [Anna] Alright, so, you
have to make a decision.

Who would you like to date?

You have Matty,

and you have Rob.

- I don't know.

- You can only take one.

[dramatic music]

Who are you going for?

- I'm gonna go for Matty.
- Oh, Rob.

- Congratulations, mate.

I'll say bye.
- Absolutely.

Thanks, Rob.

- To get to runner up, I
can't really mind, really.

Lucky enough, she saw
a part of my figure,

'cause I'm in shape,
shape of an orange.

Everything about her was
beautiful head to toe.

She's the sort of girl
I would go for any day.

- You two are a couple.

You look fantastic.

Before you guys go,
why did you pick Matty?

- Kinda looks great.

He's got it all going on.

- Next time you see each other,

it's gonna be with
your kicks on.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

- Gotta dress to impress.

- So, go and enjoy your date.

Have a fantastic time.

See you later, guys.
- Thank you.

- I'm happy with my choice.

I think Matty has a great body,

beautiful eyes, and

he's definitely up for a laugh,

which is important to me.

- I won.

I got picked by a
very beautiful girl.

Definitely, amazing experience.

We're all blessed
of these bodies,

so what's to be shy about?

- It's funny, I never
thought I'd say this, but

I am looking forward to seeing
him with his clothes on.

[upbeat music]

- Hey.

How're you doing?
- I'm good, how are you?

- You look amazing.
- Thank you, back at you.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, very good.

Nice and colorful.
- Thank you very much.

So, why'd you

pick me?

- You seemed like

you were up for a laugh, like
you had a sense of humor,

but you also seemed quite deep.

When I looked in your
eyes, I did feel like

there's a lot there.

- Aina's a really,
really lovely girl.

I felt a good connection.

So, I had a lot to explore.

- I haven't even asked you
about the leg, what happened.

- I lost my leg in 2008,

'cause I had overworked
carpals which

compressed the arteries
over many years,

and led to it eventually,

the artery collapsed.

If I do any exercises
on this calf,

then I could lose this leg, too.

- Sitting there with
him, I felt open.

I think he's great.

- So, the question is

when are we seeing
each other again?

- I don't know, when are
we seeing each other again?

[upbeat music]

- Hello, again.
- Hello.

- How are you doing?
- Good. How are you?

- Really good, thanks.

- [Interviewer] What's been
happening since your date?

- We met up quite a few times.

Been out partying,

haven't we?
- Been out partying.

- Eating lots.
- Eating lots.

- We're like fellow foodies,
so, very serious about food.

- [Interviewer] Have you
seen each other naked again?

- We have.

And I think,

fine.

At least we both
knew what to expect.

- I'd say it was
more than fine, but

a gentleman never tells.

I shouldn't go into details.

- [Interviewer] Did Naked
Attraction work for you?

- Obviously, there's a
physical attraction there,

but I think it's

unusual that there'd be
so much more as well,

like so much compatibility
personality wise.

Yeah, it's great.

I'm happy.

You know, hopefully, we'll
keep getting along, and

just get closer.

- [Anna] Coming up,
24-year-old bi-sexual Mal

meets naked guys and girls

before choosing a date

based on Naked Attraction.
- Bring it on.

[upbeat music]

- Welcome back to Naked
Attraction, the dating show

that likes to let
it all hang out.

Another six naked singletons
are hoping to get a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

- I'm Mal, I'm 24, and
I'm from Guildford.

I'm a lingerie designer
and a trained masseuse.

I've been single for
about three years now.

I'm attracted to
both men and women.

Having so much to choose from,
it does make things harder.

Guys originally see me as
a little bit of a fantasy.

Girls are a little
bit harder to crack.

Most of them are so
high maintenance.

[laughing]

- [Woman] Do you know
what you're looking for?

- It's cheesy, I'm trying
to find my soulmate.

But we all are, aren't we?
- Mal's beautiful.

Anybody will be
lucky to have her.

I've no idea why she's
single, to be honest.

- With Naked Attraction,

I'm wanting to find just
someone I can experiment with,

and just have fun,

be it a boy or a girl.

- Welcome to the show.
- Thank you.

- So, you like boys and girls?

- Yeah.

I'm very open minded to that.

- Put it there, Lady.

So do you prefer men,

or do you prefer
women generally?

- I do lean on the side of men,

because there is an
actual joystick to ride.

- I love it.

Why is physical attraction

so important to you?
- It's so essential

in relationships
that you have to be.

- [Anna] Gotta really
fancy that person.

- Yeah.

- Are you ready to take a look?

- Yes.
- Okay.

You have got six completely
naked boys and girls

behind these colored pods.

Each of them has an
attribute that you have said

that you find
physically attractive.

We are gonna reveal
them to you bit by bit.

What you have to do

is whittle them down
from six to one,

based purely on
physical attraction.

Please reveal

the bottom half of the bodies.

[dramatic music]

First impressions, please.

- This is fantastic.
- Yes? Good.

You don't know whether
to go to the boys

or whether to go to the girls.

Who are you
immediately drawn to?

- The red box, 'cause that tiny
little tattoo intrigues me.

- Should we go and have a look?

- Yeah. Please.
- Come on, then.

What is going on there?

Oh, it's like a cute
little UFO thing.

What kind of vagina do you like?

- I'm pretty open to
all sorts, be it like

labia hanging out,
or tight, or neatly

tied up in a little bun.

It's fine.
- It doesn't matter.

- Yeah.

- Okay, where else would
you like to go Mal?

- I think we should do one male,

just to like even it out.
- To balance it out?

Lead me forth.

- He looks a little bit nervous.

There's a lot of pubic
hair there, isn't there?

I'm quite surprised

I'm not seeing Tarzan
swing through there.

If I was to see that
after a third date,

it would surprise me.

- Have you got any disastrous
pubic hair stories?

- Only stuck in the teeth,
or something like that.

- What, with a boy or a girl?

- Both. [laughs]

- No!
- Yeah.

- [Anna] Okay.

How'd you feel about Yellow?

- I've never actually had
a guy of this race before.

- Okay, so never slept
with a black guy?

- No, never.

- Be completely honest
about it, how do you feel?

- [Mal] It's definitely
the biggest of the lot.

- [Anna] And do you
like a big willy?

- I prefer average.

I'm only five foot three,
it's gonna break me.

- Well, the average flacid
penis is 3.6 inches,

although many men
think it's bigger.

Have you had a situation
where you've been with a guy

where you're like, I don't
know what to do with that?

- Yes.

He was very swanky.

He took me to a
hotel and everything,

but when push came to shove,

I was like, that
ain't coming in me.

- Intimidating?
- Very.

- Okay, let's talk about
the girls over here.

Blue.

- She has got an absolutely
gorgeous beautiful shape.

It's very Botticelli, and

can definitely imagine
that being in the

National Portrait Gallery,

lying across with
a couple of cupids.

- [Anna] Alright. Green.

- In terms of her vagina,
I've never seen one like that.

You can see a lot of it,
you can see the head.

This one is very
open, and I like that.

She does like to shave, though.

- And do you think that if
you're completely shaved,

it's better when
you're having sex?

- No.

Not really, because you can
have the friction actually

enhance your sexual experience.

- Friction isn't the
only benefit of pubes.

Scientists believe
that pheromones,

invisible chemicals
we all produce,

cling to pubic hair
and release a scent

that subconsciously
increases arousal

in potential partners.

I'll tell you what
we've not looked at,

bums.
- Oh, please.

- Everybody, please, would
you mind turning around,

and let's shake that booty.

Hello.

[upbeat music]

So, what kind of bum

are you after, Mal?

- For girls, I do
definitely like a curvy bum,

but for boys, if
it's a bit too big,

I'm like, "Are you going
Kim Kardashian on me?"

- So, who would you say
has got the best bum?

- Probably Pink.

- [Anna] How do you
feel about the fact that

that is one hell
of a hairy crack.

- That is very hairy, but I'm
not into that kind of stuff.

So, I would ignore it, and
just focus on the frontal area.

- What kind of stuff
are we talking about?

Are you saying, what, getting
your knuckles in there?

- Well, that's the
trend nowadays.

- Is it?
- Yeah.

- Can you turn back around
please, boys and girls.

That means you, yellow.

I know it might
take you some time

with that very heavy appendage.

You have to make a decision.

I need you to lose

the person that you are least
attracted to at this stage.

Who would you like
to say goodbye to?

[dramatic music]

- My sincerest apologies,
but it's going to be Blue.

- [Anna] Why, Mal?

- Her shape is just a
bit too curvy for me.

- Let's see who you're
actually saying goodbye to.

This

is

Tizam.

She's a health
worker from London.

Hello, my love.
- Hello.

- Mal absolutely
loved your classical,

beautiful, shape.
- Thank you, Mal.

- But on this occasion,
it's a no date.

Goodbye.

- When I have sex, I like
to have the lights off.

So, this was a real test for me,

and I did it, and I'm in a box,

and she was talking
about my vag, and...

Are you allowed to say vag?
- Yeah.

- [Mal] Oh, she has
a nice gorgeous face.

- This is the thing.

- We're here to
celebrate beauty.

And we come in all forms
and shapes and sizes.

So this is good.

This is good.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, Mal, five
beautiful bodies remain.

In the next round,
we're gonna reveal

the middle part of the body.

So, what is it that
you are looking for

in the perfect torso?

- I probably

prefer on the verge
of skinny/slender

in men; in women

I do really prefer

quite hefty

chest.
- Oh, do you?

Why is that, then?

- Being honest, they're
fun to play with.

- Okay.

Are you ready

to see the middle
part of the bodies?

- Bring it on.

[dramatic music]

- [Anna] Aha.
[upbeat music]

- Wow.

- [Anna] Which side
are you drawn to?

- This lovely lady over here.
- In green?

- I am attracted to
the tattoos with Green.

They are absolutely stunning.

- How do you feel
about the tits?

- I've never seen
a pair of nipples

where the areolas are
so faded into the skin.

It's fascinating.
- Really?

Anybody else that you want to
go and have a closer look at?

- I would say Pink.

Back to the hair again.

It's not Tarzan-crazy hairy.
- True.

It's a good smattering of
body hair going on there.

How do you feel about the moles,

'cause it's sort of very
few moles on his legs,

and then there's tons

going on around his
arms and his boobs.

- I like it.

It's like I can play
connect the dots with him.

- [Anna] Dating
someone with moles

might be more than a bit of fun.

A study has discovered

that people with over
100 moles on their body

have a delayed aging process,

making them appear up
to seven years younger.

- Yellow is very slender.

He's got more of a
runner's physique,

which I will admit, I do like.

- You've seen it all, Mal,

and you're gonna have to
make a decision, I'm afraid.

- Oh, that's so hard.

[dramatic music]

- [Anna] You're gonna
have to make a decision.

- I think I'm gonna
have to go with

Yellow.

- [Anna] Why?

- It would be too intimidating.

- When you say, "It would
be too intimidating," Mal,

what are we talking
about, please?

- His penis.

- Let's find out who you're
gonna say goodbye to.

This

is

Ruben.

He's a model from London.

Hello.

Mal absolutely loved
your slender frame,

but in the end, I'm
afraid it was your willy

that was maybe a little
big too big, Ruben.

- I'm sorry, man, it's
just too intimidating.

- My penis was too big for her?

If she got to know me,
she'd know that I'm the

kindest, most gentlest
person there is.

That wouldn't really
be much of an issue.

[upbeat music]

It's nice to know that I'm
definitely prepared down there,

but if I was given
the chance to use it,

that would be even better.

- Coming up, it's Mal's
turn to lay everything bare,

and decide which girl, or
boy, to take on that date.

[dramatic music]

Earlier, bisexual Mal
whittled six potential mates

down to four based on
physical attraction alone.

Two guys and two girls remain,

but she can only date one.

We have got four
lovely bodies left.

Can we please see the faces?

- Bring it.

[dramatic music]

- Hey.

Surprises?

- Yes, but I'm very
happy with that.

- [Anna] Mal, studies suggest

it only takes a tenth of a
second to judge a face, so,

where'd you wanna go?
- Orange.

- [Anna] Oh, okay.

You were definite about that.

- [Mal] This one seems
to have a character,

based on that grin.

I reckon he's quite cheeky.

- Absolutely, can you just turn
to the side for me, please?

Lovely sort of Roman
nose going on there.

The nose is important?

- I've had bad experiences
with someone on Tinder

lied about their nose.

It was all front profile,
and then when I saw him,

massive.

- So, totally cheated
by the Tinder picture,

which you don't
get on this show.

- Exactly.

- You can see whatever
you want to see.

- Hello, Pink.
- Pink.

- You've been very lucky
in the gene glossary, Pink.

Very handsome.

I'm going to say he has a
slight Jesus vibe about him.

- [Anna] He's got
really pronounced

collar bones.

Do you like that?

- It's actually called a
clavicle, and I adore it.

- I stand corrected.

Should we go look at
the girls' clavicles?

- Yes, let's do that.

- [Anna] Oh, come on,

that's a clavicle, isn't it?
- Oh, definitely.

That's very nice.

Really do appreciate that.

- Red.
[Mal laughing]

Very pleased with herself.

Right.

Green.
- Hello, Green.

- Is there a clavicle?
- No.

But her face really
makes up for that.

Green has absolutely
gorgeous eyes.

And they're dazzling.

- Okay, come back to the middle.

You have seen everything
the girls have got to offer,

everything the boys
have got to offer.

Let me know

who

you would like to lose.

- Oh, a decision's
gonna be hard.

- [Anna] All of
them are gorgeous.

- They really are.

[dramatic music]

- Somebody has to leave.

- I've made my decision.

- [Anna] Who are you
saying goodbye to?

- Sorry, Orange.

- [Anna] Why?

- There's just not a
magnetic attraction there.

- So, Mal, this is Mark.

He's the State
agent from London.

Hello, Cheeky.
- Hello.

You're beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Hello, little bit of charm,
but too late in the day.

It is no date for you right
now, Mark, I'm afraid.

Goodbye.
- Bye-bye.

- To be honest, I
expected to win.

But it's alright.

She's really good looking, but

I didn't like her
legs anyways, so.

I would be naked everyday
of my life, if I could.

- You've got three
people remaining.

Interestingly, two
girls, one boy.

This is the round where
you get to hear them speak.

Have you got any kind of
notion of what you think

they're gonna sound like?

- Miss Green, I can
imagine, a fun accent.

- [Anna] Green, let's
hear what you like

most about your body.

And what you like least.

- Okay, the thing I
like most is my tattoos,

and least is my legs.

- [Anna] What do you think
about Miss Green's voice?

- A little bit more
timid, but I like that.

- How would you feel about Pink?

- I would hope Pink
over here would have

quite an original accent,

maybe Kentish, slightly
Australian, a little bit more

twangy.

- Kentish Australian twang.
- Yeah.

- [Anna] Mr. Pink, tell us.

- The thing I like the
most on my body's my hair,

because the people
call me Jesus.

The thing I like the
least is my legs.

- So, you're Italian?
- Yes.

- [Anna] He's Italian.

In a survey of
over 10,000 people,

Italian ranked as the
6th most datable accent,

and which came first?

The British accent, of course.

And what would you
say about Miss Red?

- The last girlfriend that I had

quite similar in
spunky attitude,

and she had a lower voice.

- Okay, Red.

- The thing I like most about
my body is probably my legs.

The thing I like least is

probably my boobs.

- Did it remind you
at all of your ex?

- Yes.
- Oh, dear.

- But me and my ex are
on very good terms.

- Okay, so you're one very
confused woman right now,

aren't you?

Alright, it's that
time again, Mal.

You're gonna have to make
a decision on who to lose.

But remember, choose
really, really carefully,

because the remaining two

will get to see you

naked.

- This is tough.

[dramatic music]

- [Anna] Put me out my misery.

- Mr. Pink.

- Why?
- I'm sorry, but

the Jesus look just doesn't
really do it for me.

- [Anna] This is Lorenzo.

He is 31.

He's a waiter from,
of course, Italy.

- You are very handsome.
- Thank you.

- She's very beautiful, yes,
yes, she's very beautiful.

And I'm feeling
very, very sad now.

I'm a man.

Unfortunately, she,

she likes a woman.

- So, Mal.

Just two girls remain.

You will be meeting
them for the first time

face-to-face soon,

but not before
they get to see you

naked.

It's time to get those
hot pants off, Lady.

Off you go.

Based on physical
attraction alone,

Mal has whittled six
dates down to just two.

24-year-old psychology
student, Rebecca,

and 32-year-old singer Laura.

But only one of them
can go on that date

to find out if there's chemistry
when the clothes come on.

Two girls remaining.

Were you expecting that?

- No, not at all.

Especially when she
said that she liked men.

- The phrase was she
enjoys a joystick.

Here we are joystick free.

Have you got any
idea what you think

Mal is gonna look like
with her kicks off?

- I think she's
gonna be quite curvy.

- Pubes or no pubes?

- I think she'll
have pubes, but,

they'll be very well groomed.

- Should we find out?
- Yeah.

- So far,

you have only seen Mal
with her clothes on.

All of that, girls,
is about to change.

[dramatic music]

Out you come.

[dramatic music]

- [Anna] Looking at Mal,

is she what you expected?
- Yeah.

Definitely.

Nice, neat vagina.

- I know it sounds
weird saying that.

Well, we had money on the fact
that she would have pubes.

- Yeah.

No, she's kind of exactly
how I imagined, actually.

- Yeah.
- Great legs.

- I love how petite you are.

And like similar height.

I love small girls.

And you've got a lovely bum.

Very neat like a package.

- Mal, how do you feel
about your own body.

- I do have my dislikes.
- Which are?

- My boobs.
- Why?

- I just feel they
sag a bit too much.

- That's exactly how
I feel about mine.

- But I like man kill boobs, so.

[laughing]

- She's like, "Well,
I'm just cleaning up."

[laughing]

You have got two stunning
women in front of you.

You can only date one.

You're going to have to make
a decision, and this time,

you're gonna have to
pick the girl you want

to go on a date with.

Can you feel that pull?

- Yeah, but it's hard to decide.

- Who's the girl
you want to date?

[dramatic music]

- I feel like I
want to go on a date

[suspenseful music]

with Rebecca.

- Oh, Laura.
- I am gobsmacked.

Because I'm up against Laura.

She's absolutely beautiful.

- [Anna] Come on, hug
it out, hug it out.

Laura, I'm so sorry.

- I'd like to think that
I could have won it,

if I didn't look like her ex.

She didn't have any
negatives to say about me,

which is just a massive
confidence boost for me.

I definitely feel like I've
achieved something massive here.

I wanna know who this
ex-girlfriend is.

Sounds hot.

- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.

- Yes, so good to meet you, too.

- Mal, why did you pick
gorgeous Rebecca over Laura?

- 'Cause I'd feel we'd
have more in common,

and as gorgeous as Laura was,

she did remind me
of my ex so much.

And Rebecca seems really cool.

- Please have a fantastic date.

See you later, girls.

- Thank you.
- Thank you. Bye.

- I'm very happy
with who I picked.

She's absolutely stunning,

has a great smile, and

yeah, those eyes are to die for.

- It's nice to be judged on

me completely stripped back,

and not the clothes I wear,

and the jokes I make.

- I just hope that
it'll turn out all okay.

She seems awesome.

[upbeat music]

- Hi!
- How are you?

- I'm good, you?
- Great, how you doing?

- Great, thank you.

- You look lovely.
- You too, as well.

- Never seen me with clothes on?

- Exactly, but I
like what I see.

- Oh, good.

I do think that seeing
each other naked

makes it a lot more
interesting when you

go on your first date.

I wasn't so insecure

that she was looking
at every body apart,

because she's already
looked at every body part.

- Did you judge my boobs?

[laughing]

"I have never seen a
pair of boobs like that.

"I wish I think of...

"Fucking hell."

- You're unique, you're
one in a million.

- I thought I was
pretty box standard.

- Not from the girls
that I've seen.

- Do you wanna get a tequila?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Good girl.

Let's do this.

- You don't salt yet?

You have to--
- I'll help you out, yeah.

- Oh, screw me. [laughing]

- You said it, not me.

- Yeah, go unscrew me.

- Happily.
- Thank you.

Mal is a gorgeous girl.

She's absolutely beautiful,

and she's got a really
good personality.

She's so funny.
- I'm glad I picked you,

so glad.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah, definitely.

[upbeat music]

Hello.
- Hello, how are you.

- Alright.
- So good to see you.

- So good.
- How are you doing?

- Oh, I'm alright.

Looking good, are we?
- You too, I like your dress.

After the date, we went
for some beers, didn't we?

- We did.
- I had a great time.

The day after the date,

we went all around
the museums in London.

And you're really
clever, aren't you?

I think we got on
really well, didn't we?

We hit it off from the get go.
- Yeah. Definitely.

- [Interviewer] Would you
like to see each other again?

- Definitely see each other
again, without a doubt.

- [Interviewer]
Romantically, do you think?

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

- I really doubt that took
quite a late attraction.

- This has definitely
opened my horizons.

- I used to really care about
what people thought about me,

about the way I looked.

We've all got a naked body
at the end of the day,

no one's is perfect.

- Might as well embrace
it and enjoy it.

- Absolutely.

[upbeat music]