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LOL: LAST ONE LAUGHING POLAND

One hour left.

-Do you want to fight? -Fine.

Come on.

En garde!

You did not expect a sandwich blow.

You can tell she's an athlete's wife. She raises her leg so high... Show us.

It's totally...

This is high. My turn.

Well, but...

Not bad either.

-You did surprise me... -I watched all the karate...

-You didn't show it at the ballet. -He's good.

Yep.

What is it about the sheep?

-Was it on purpose? -The background was supposed to move.

-Was it on purpose or did it fail? -It really failed.

Technology fixed up. Act two,

The first time it didn't get too far, but my sheep is persistent.

You'll see.

Here we go.

Sonia!

-Wait, this armchair is best. -Don't peep. Sit down.

I thought someone was there.

Here she comes.

She looked!

...Didn't work out.

Did it fail again?

The curtain. And thank you.

I'll be back with this one.

Pity, the beginning was so promising.

-It was? -Sorry.

Was it a laugh or a burp?

Or was it a laughburp, Kasia?

-Laughburp? -No.

-Was it a sausage-flavored belch? -Or was it a standard belch?

The belch had a nice, refreshing flavor.

Like a breeze.

They are all after Kasia. Look.

So arrogant.

I just wanted to say, that you talked a lot,

but I grasped nothing, because I already didn't...

That's good, because nothing I said made sense.

Really? Perhaps that's why...

-So what happened? -Bravo!

-Bravo, Sonia. -I've brought some valuable pieces.

-Great. -Seashell.

-Debacle. -Paweł, look, it's funny.

It's super cool.

-And it's for... -Maybe I could take it for my daughter?

How did you fit your fingers in here so well?

-He's got good fingers, I guess. -Here, here... and two in here.

Zosia's come up with something.

Darn.

She's gorgeous, wonderful...

Bravo!

Hello, you crazy folks!

So I used to be a really very famous cheerleader.

I was... I used to be very fit, but... I'm oldie but goodie.

Listen, guys.

I came here to make super energy!

I came here to make with you, like, total entertainment.

How do you say "rhythm" in Polish?

"Rhythm" is a "rytm"?

-Rhythm. -Okay, so take your pompons.

Give me Zosia them pompons.

The rest of you wait for now. Don't.

-The lazy circle. -You have to do it like this.

No sound for now, Just the hips and the rhythm.

-Show me. -So we skip "Oh, oh, um."

Splendid.

Splendid, I just need "L." Who is "L"?

You take "L."

No. You will be "O," wait.

-You are "L." -I am "L."

Pompons. Take the pompons.

Pompons!

It would be wise to keep distance from her.

But on the other hand

I am attracted to people like her.

I am attracted to evil.

You stand here and you go like that...

She is doing the rhythm. Give me "L"!

-He is talented. -Perfect. Okay.

I love it. Great.

The last time I felt so much heat was when I chose between pizza and kebab.

You take the pompons too, and you will be "O."

-Oh, my God! -Stop!

-I've dreamt about something like this. -Come to me.

Katy, you're doing this.

Give me "L," and you...

You have to... If you wanna do it, like, down...

-Can I do this and this? -Yes.

Focus!

So... No. No highway.

You are "L." Okay.

Very dangerous gag.

Very simple but dangerous.

-Focus. -Give me "L."

"O," "L"!

Terrible.

Pompons!

No violence. There is no violence.

I doesn't hurt.

It hurt my heart.

-Listen to me. -My heart aches.

We were really close to be perfect.

I'm ready. I am already ready.

-Is it so funny, yes? -No.

-That I compared you to another... -I'm not cool...

-Funny "L." -Will you focus?

-Kasia is on the edge. -Kasia!

-Very focused. -Go on.

-Beautiful. I love it. -Give me "L."

Fricking awesome.

I know that it's me, for I have sinned.

Czarek is always on the watch. Like a pit bull.

Like Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.

-Your flick of leg, Zosia. Perfect. -You noticed?

-A dead straight laugh. -Welcome.

-I know. -Laughter through the tears

I am so tired, that's why.

Here you go. The evidence,

My baby.

Kasia, with great love...

-Kasia, baby. -Look at her eyes!

Red card for you.

I can't believe it.

To tell you the truth I felt great relief.

I just wanted to go to this control room and relax.

I wanted my brain to loosen up and straighten.

I mean...

I know it's strange because you need all those brain convolutions.

Still I wanted it straight.

-Kasia, come to me. -Pompons!

-Pompons! -It's not the end, though.

-Now it's me. -Who?

Recording number two.

-Paweł! -How stylish...

Red card. I am truly sorry,

but on the other hand I am not.

-Come to my place. -No!

And so she finished me off.

All I wanted was to become a cheerleader.

-My pompons! -Pompons!

-You slayed, man. -Thanks.

-Greetings. -You are welcome to come with me.

I didn't think that the cheerleader gag will knock out two persons.

How nice...

Paweł!

Let's go to the control room.

This show is against human nature.

You can't forbid laughter.

It would lead to a disaster.

And when you invite people like that, no way...

There should be some international law against it.

NATO or something should outlaw it,

WHO should take care of it, anything.

You've just finished me off.

Really?

Jesus.

We have three finalists.

-You have to give me back my pompons. -It's a pleasure.

Come, help me bury the dead.

Jeez, she keeps going on, right?

-How... -Tak se máš tu, holko.

-Oddajemy se to. -And on parting.

It's a LOL!

Karol?

-You noticed, did you? -LOL!

-Okay, LOL. We got it. -I noticed.

-Why are you doing this to me? -My husband won't mind.

I'll take my pompons and I'll be right back.

To finish it off, can we shout...

Three, two...

-Thank you so much. Bye! -Are we gonna tease...

Good. Perfect. I eliminated two contenders.

It's kind of dreamful.

What was your favorite play when you were a kid?

As a kid, I spent most of my time at the computer.

Really? You didn't play like...

I did... I had toy soldiers. I loved the toy soldiers.

And I loved to play hairdresser.

What about doctor?

-After all... -Playing doctor. It's basics.

-He missed that one. -Kasia...

"He missed that one."

Look. Pretend you've come to the hairdresser.

-Should I sit down? -Yes.

-We're at the hairdresser. -I loved to style hair of my girlfriends.

You must find it hard to get a girlfriend, right?

You are so popular, famous...

-Nobody knows me really. -Nobody? What do you mean?

Darn, you know how it is.

-Everybody's got... -Wait!

-No! -Wait.

-Wait, I've got water. Hold on. -I worked on my hairdo all evening.

He is so cute.

And got so nervous when I styled his hair.

-I love you, you know? -Jeez, you are so sweet.

-Look. -Well, he looks neat at last.

-Why do you do it to me? -Why not?

You will look pretty.

Sorry, guys. It's got to be done quickly.

Look, What a pretty boy.

I tell you, it's a strange feeling to be alone with two women.

It was so sweet.

-No? -You washed off my makeup.

-Now to the side. -Besides it's Sonia, who has no cards,

and you are working on me. It's bothersome!

Karol should be glad that the girls are taking care of him and helping him.

A true bed of roses.

Jesus.

-What has she done to me? -Can you see that I have no fifth tooth?

Let me see.

You really have no fifth tooth.

It looks like nobody is about to laugh here.

I am beginning to worry.

I have decided to do the final sheep.

I think it is the perfect time

to go with the long awaited punch line.

It's hard. It's really difficult. Material fatigue.

The sheep, oh no!

-Oh yeah. -Why not?

-What is it about? -Quiet.

I can't believe it, we're gonna watch it for the seventh time.

I'm hoping for some kind of plot twist, which will justify all of it.

There's got to be punch line.

The sheep gig attempt no. 345 by Sonia Bohosiewicz.

-It's working, it's moving. -She's got it all. For now.

It's really funny.

We've already seen this.

I've never felt so stressed.

Attention now.

There it is!

Success!

-What went wrong? -Quiet.

The sheep is my favorite gag. Right.

-Bravo! -That was it?

-No! -Brilliant!

-So it was a ruse. -What was it about?

-Brilliant. -It worked out.

I think it's funny.

I almost laughed.

The growing feeling of suspense.

The growing of suspense... It always works.

Without these seven attempts it wouldn't be funny. This way it was.

Clever idea.

Is this all?

Yep.

Good.

Right.

Pretty cool.

-Do you have all your teeth? -Yes.

Great.

I am scared after this question.

-I don't have mine. -Should I... Okay.

Well... Fine.

I brought everything I could.

-I also thought about these... -Did you like it?

-I liked it. -It was powerful.

-How do you interpret it? -I think there is a deep sense in this,

that the disco ball was egg-shaped. Not a ball at all.

It was a kebab.

-Oh well. -Wow.

So you didn't even get it that it was a kebab?

-Okay! -I don't know...

-Okay, so you... -I see, the sheep...

-The kebab... -Jeez!

Now they will analyze the sheep.

Catch it!

I didn't expect it.

That you will throw shit at me.

Please, do not judge us.

It's rough.

-Rough. -Throwing shit at each other.

It is rough.

...new form of entertainment.

Not a standard one, surely, but i liked it.

Will it stick to the refrigerator?

It will fall off.

Fricking cool, it does stick to the refrigerator.

Jeez, Karol.

-Cheers, ladies. -Cheers, shears.

-I'm glad that we're here together. -Me too.

I never though that I'll get this far.

When you clink glasses, look in the eyes. Otherwise it's bad luck.

Seven years without sex.

Mother, yes, let's do it. Guys, do it.

Yes, do it.

-You're gonna spit on me? No. -Let's do it.

-Wait up. -Wait.

Yes, it is this stage.

I am not ready for you spitting on me.

Hats off.

Sonia Bohosiewicz spit on me.

It's hard.

H-A-R-D.

I didn't think you'd do it.

You wanted me to.

I didn't think you'd really do it.

You are older. I obey elders.

What? You are so arrogant.

He handled it well!

The further we go, the jokes will get worse and worse.

Can you imagine...

...streamers I didn't expect.

Fight for survival with any prop at hand.

Uh-huh, it's here.

-Where did you get those beauties? -Don't go in there.

She's armed.

And crazy.

-Nothing? -I really love it.

See? Nothing. Zero.

This is Sonia. Yes.

Check if you can do mustache with this.

You really want it?

-And beard. -Wait. We'll shut it.

No, wait. Perhaps a different color.

Great.

You look like Michał Wójcik.

It's silly, isn't it?

Only three of us left. One must wheel and deal.

Simple. Everyone shows what one really has.

Now it will really get empty.

My fate!

Dear friends...

Soon, you will see, on the screen, who laughed.

-Do you recognize yourself? -I do.

Unfortunately.

-I am distressed. -Congrats, but it's a red card.

-Thank you. -After six hours, you...

You lose your concentration.

Good bye, Karol.

Good luck and have fun.

Okay, I am taking Sonia.

-Can I take her with me? -I don't want him gone.

-So can I take Sonia or not? -You can't,

but we'll meet in a little while.

Listen, ladies. We are resetting your scores now.

Now what counts is who will crack up the other.

-You understand? -Holy moly.

Now it's first come, first served.

Cheers.

-Good luck. -Karol, you come with me.

Watch out, it's shit.

Normal around here.

The gamer lost with the actresses!

I didn't expect that I'll get this far

and not laugh for so long.

It was a tough struggle.

And it's something I will never forget.

One mistake, and they might laugh. Only one of them will win this battle.

I didn't plan...

I didn't plan this.

My ass always does it to me... And I broke the garbage can.

Oh...

I'll make it.

Good.

-Zosia, what happened here? -Well, babe...

I crushed the garbage can with my ass.

Perversity of inanimate objects.

Why are you running? Zosia!

-Wait. -Please come here, Zosia.

A complicated situation. What can I do?

Everything seems moronic and dumb.

And all of the sudden I get this idea.

She's so resilient!

-It didn't work out? -No.

I don't laugh when I'm scared, because it's not funny.

I'd snot myself six times.

Brilliant cut off from everything.

They won't finish too quickly. They are too strong.

Perhaps we'll sing some opera? I don't know, whatever.

Okay...

Let's crawl to the finishing line.

The curtain!

We'll do this story. I am the old one and I curse you,

and you are the young one, you apologize to me. All right?

-Why should I apologize? -I am the young one, and I apologize,

and you are old and you curse me.

-Okay? -Fine.

-Darn. -Will it work?

It won't. Nothing works.

I will not

Talk to you, you little bat

No

Please talk to me

No

You gave me

The go-by

-They are great. -Very good.

This is beautiful.

Amazing.

What I have done I have done for one thing

And you created this horrendous stink

I didn't want you to feel bad

And you didn't try the sweets you get

Don't be surprised, you see

I love him

A nice duel at the end. Very nice. Like two gunslingers

in a good western.

Please forgive me, Mother

Old hug

My heart

It hurts

We must take them out from there, Ex aequo, the end.

It's gonna last two more days.

I have in my hand this poisoned apple

I'll die, and forever will be with him

Chim, chi, rim, chim

Well, all right.

Guys, ladies and gentlemen, we've got it!

The last laugh in the second season of LOL: Last One Laughing

What happened?

We are going in!

-If we hear this, it's the end. -The end?

Zosia...

You don't even feel your heartbeat.

You've got your brain minced

in meat grinder.

Follow me.

-All of them? -I'm glad it's the end.

Long live, long live

And one more time

Long live, long live

Attention!

-Boys and girls... -Quiet!

-For tradition to be fulfilled... -Let's see it.

-Let's see. -Soon you will see the last laugh

in this season of LOL: Last One Laughing.

I want him to tell already. Let it be all over.

Let's see...

who won.

I got her.

Sonia! What can I say?

The champion is Zosia Zborowska-Wrona.

-Bravo! -Professional.

Zosia was a great contender.

Highest level of professionalism. It's like you did it everyday.

Zosia is a spun, groove, flying soaring, winging.

Absolutely amazing.

Zosia Zborowska-Wrona,

the winner of the second season of LOL: Last One Laughing.

For you, 100,000 PLN for charity of your choice.

And your trophy, Zosia!

The money will go to the "Heroes" foundation,

with which me and my husband have been working for years.

I am happy that the money will go

towards targeted chemotherapy for children with cancer.

I am extremely happy. Really.

I am touched.

It was a great adventure.

Thank you!

-Bravo! -Zosia Zborowska-Wrona wins.

Congratulations.

Bye.

I love it.