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LOL: LAST ONE LAUGHING POLAND
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One hour left.
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-Do you want to fight?
-Fine.
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Come on.
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En garde!
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You did not expect a sandwich blow.
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You can tell she's an athlete's wife.
She raises her leg so high... Show us.
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It's totally...
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This is high. My turn.
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Well, but...
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Not bad either.
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-You did surprise me...
-I watched all the karate...
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-You didn't show it at the ballet.
-He's good.
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Yep.
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What is it about the sheep?
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-Was it on purpose?
-The background was supposed to move.
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-Was it on purpose or did it fail?
-It really failed.
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Technology fixed up. Act two,
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The first time it didn't get too far,
but my sheep is persistent.
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You'll see.
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Here we go.
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Sonia!
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-Wait, this armchair is best.
-Don't peep. Sit down.
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I thought someone was there.
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Here she comes.
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She looked!
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...Didn't work out.
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Did it fail again?
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The curtain. And thank you.
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I'll be back with this one.
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Pity, the beginning was so promising.
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-It was?
-Sorry.
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Was it a laugh or a burp?
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Or was it a laughburp, Kasia?
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-Laughburp?
-No.
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-Was it a sausage-flavored belch?
-Or was it a standard belch?
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The belch had a nice, refreshing flavor.
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Like a breeze.
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They are all after Kasia. Look.
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So arrogant.
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I just wanted to say,
that you talked a lot,
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but I grasped nothing,
because I already didn't...
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That's good,
because nothing I said made sense.
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Really? Perhaps that's why...
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-So what happened?
-Bravo!
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-Bravo, Sonia.
-I've brought some valuable pieces.
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-Great.
-Seashell.
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-Debacle.
-Paweł, look, it's funny.
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It's super cool.
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-And it's for...
-Maybe I could take it for my daughter?
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How did you fit your fingers
in here so well?
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-He's got good fingers, I guess.
-Here, here... and two in here.
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Zosia's come up with something.
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Darn.
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She's gorgeous, wonderful...
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Bravo!
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Hello, you crazy folks!
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So I used to be
a really very famous cheerleader.
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I was... I used to be very fit, but...
I'm oldie but goodie.
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Listen, guys.
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I came here to make super energy!
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I came here to make with you,
like, total entertainment.
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How do you say "rhythm" in Polish?
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"Rhythm" is a "rytm"?
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-Rhythm.
-Okay, so take your pompons.
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Give me Zosia them pompons.
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The rest of you wait for now. Don't.
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-The lazy circle.
-You have to do it like this.
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No sound for now,
Just the hips and the rhythm.
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-Show me.
-So we skip "Oh, oh, um."
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Splendid.
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Splendid, I just need "L." Who is "L"?
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You take "L."
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No. You will be "O," wait.
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-You are "L."
-I am "L."
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Pompons. Take the pompons.
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Pompons!
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It would be wise
to keep distance from her.
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But on the other hand
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I am attracted to people like her.
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I am attracted to evil.
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You stand here and you go like that...
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She is doing the rhythm. Give me "L"!
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-He is talented.
-Perfect. Okay.
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I love it. Great.
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The last time I felt so much heat was
when I chose between pizza and kebab.
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You take the pompons too,
and you will be "O."
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-Oh, my God!
-Stop!
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-I've dreamt about something like this.
-Come to me.
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Katy, you're doing this.
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Give me "L," and you...
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You have to...
If you wanna do it, like, down...
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-Can I do this and this?
-Yes.
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Focus!
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So... No. No highway.
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You are "L." Okay.
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Very dangerous gag.
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Very simple but dangerous.
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-Focus.
-Give me "L."
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"O," "L"!
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Terrible.
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Pompons!
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No violence. There is no violence.
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I doesn't hurt.
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It hurt my heart.
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-Listen to me.
-My heart aches.
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We were really close to be perfect.
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I'm ready. I am already ready.
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-Is it so funny, yes?
-No.
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-That I compared you to another...
-I'm not cool...
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-Funny "L."
-Will you focus?
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-Kasia is on the edge.
-Kasia!
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-Very focused.
-Go on.
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-Beautiful. I love it.
-Give me "L."
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Fricking awesome.
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I know that it's me, for I have sinned.
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Czarek is always on the watch.
Like a pit bull.
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Like Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.
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-Your flick of leg, Zosia. Perfect.
-You noticed?
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-A dead straight laugh.
-Welcome.
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-I know.
-Laughter through the tears
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I am so tired, that's why.
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Here you go. The evidence,
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My baby.
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Kasia, with great love...
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-Kasia, baby.
-Look at her eyes!
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Red card for you.
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I can't believe it.
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To tell you the truth I felt great relief.
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I just wanted to go
to this control room and relax.
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I wanted my brain
to loosen up and straighten.
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I mean...
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I know it's strange because you need
all those brain convolutions.
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Still I wanted it straight.
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-Kasia, come to me.
-Pompons!
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-Pompons!
-It's not the end, though.
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-Now it's me.
-Who?
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Recording number two.
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-Paweł!
-How stylish...
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Red card. I am truly sorry,
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but on the other hand I am not.
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-Come to my place.
-No!
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And so she finished me off.
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All I wanted was to become a cheerleader.
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-My pompons!
-Pompons!
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-You slayed, man.
-Thanks.
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-Greetings.
-You are welcome to come with me.
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I didn't think that the cheerleader gag
will knock out two persons.
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How nice...
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Paweł!
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Let's go to the control room.
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This show is against human nature.
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You can't forbid laughter.
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It would lead to a disaster.
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And when you invite
people like that, no way...
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There should be some
international law against it.
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NATO or something should outlaw it,
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WHO should take care of it, anything.
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You've just finished me off.
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Really?
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Jesus.
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We have three finalists.
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-You have to give me back my pompons.
-It's a pleasure.
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Come, help me bury the dead.
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Jeez, she keeps going on, right?
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-How...
-Tak se máš tu, holko.
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-Oddajemy se to.
-And on parting.
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It's a LOL!
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Karol?
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-You noticed, did you?
-LOL!
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-Okay, LOL. We got it.
-I noticed.
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-Why are you doing this to me?
-My husband won't mind.
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I'll take my pompons
and I'll be right back.
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To finish it off, can we shout...
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Three, two...
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-Thank you so much. Bye!
-Are we gonna tease...
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Good. Perfect.
I eliminated two contenders.
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It's kind of dreamful.
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What was your favorite play
when you were a kid?
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As a kid, I spent most of my time
at the computer.
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Really? You didn't play like...
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I did... I had toy soldiers.
I loved the toy soldiers.
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And I loved to play hairdresser.
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What about doctor?
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-After all...
-Playing doctor. It's basics.
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-He missed that one.
-Kasia...
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"He missed that one."
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Look. Pretend you've come
to the hairdresser.
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-Should I sit down?
-Yes.
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-We're at the hairdresser.
-I loved to style hair of my girlfriends.
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You must find it hard
to get a girlfriend, right?
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You are so popular, famous...
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-Nobody knows me really.
-Nobody? What do you mean?
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Darn, you know how it is.
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-Everybody's got...
-Wait!
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-No!
-Wait.
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-Wait, I've got water. Hold on.
-I worked on my hairdo all evening.
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He is so cute.
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And got so nervous when I styled his hair.
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-I love you, you know?
-Jeez, you are so sweet.
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-Look.
-Well, he looks neat at last.
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-Why do you do it to me?
-Why not?
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You will look pretty.
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Sorry, guys. It's got to be done quickly.
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Look, What a pretty boy.
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I tell you, it's a strange feeling
to be alone with two women.
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It was so sweet.
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-No?
-You washed off my makeup.
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-Now to the side.
-Besides it's Sonia, who has no cards,
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and you are working on me.
It's bothersome!
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Karol should be glad that the girls
are taking care of him and helping him.
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A true bed of roses.
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Jesus.
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-What has she done to me?
-Can you see that I have no fifth tooth?
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Let me see.
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You really have no fifth tooth.
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It looks like nobody
is about to laugh here.
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I am beginning to worry.
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I have decided to do the final sheep.
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I think it is the perfect time
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to go with the long awaited punch line.
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It's hard. It's really difficult.
Material fatigue.
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The sheep, oh no!
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-Oh yeah.
-Why not?
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-What is it about?
-Quiet.
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I can't believe it,
we're gonna watch it for the seventh time.
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I'm hoping for some kind of plot twist,
which will justify all of it.
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There's got to be punch line.
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The sheep gig attempt no. 345
by Sonia Bohosiewicz.
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-It's working, it's moving.
-She's got it all. For now.
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It's really funny.
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We've already seen this.
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I've never felt so stressed.
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Attention now.
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There it is!
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Success!
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-What went wrong?
-Quiet.
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The sheep is my favorite gag. Right.
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-Bravo!
-That was it?
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-No!
-Brilliant!
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-So it was a ruse.
-What was it about?
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-Brilliant.
-It worked out.
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I think it's funny.
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I almost laughed.
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The growing feeling of suspense.
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The growing of suspense...
It always works.
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Without these seven attempts
it wouldn't be funny. This way it was.
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Clever idea.
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Is this all?
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Yep.
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Good.
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Right.
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Pretty cool.
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-Do you have all your teeth?
-Yes.
255
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,320
Great.
256
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,240
I am scared after this question.
257
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,760
-I don't have mine.
-Should I... Okay.
258
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,080
Well... Fine.
259
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,760
I brought everything I could.
260
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,320
-I also thought about these...
-Did you like it?
261
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,280
-I liked it.
-It was powerful.
262
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:26,080
-How do you interpret it?
-I think there is a deep sense in this,
263
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:30,960
that the disco ball was egg-shaped.
Not a ball at all.
264
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,880
It was a kebab.
265
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,760
-Oh well.
-Wow.
266
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,840
So you didn't even get it
that it was a kebab?
267
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,480
-Okay!
-I don't know...
268
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,200
-Okay, so you...
-I see, the sheep...
269
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,800
-The kebab...
-Jeez!
270
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,960
Now they will analyze the sheep.
271
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,680
Catch it!
272
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,120
I didn't expect it.
273
00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,920
That you will throw shit at me.
274
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,160
Please, do not judge us.
275
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,440
It's rough.
276
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,440
-Rough.
-Throwing shit at each other.
277
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,760
It is rough.
278
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,200
...new form of entertainment.
279
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,960
Not a standard one,
surely, but i liked it.
280
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,560
Will it stick to the refrigerator?
281
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,720
It will fall off.
282
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,000
Fricking cool,
it does stick to the refrigerator.
283
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,800
Jeez, Karol.
284
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,040
-Cheers, ladies.
-Cheers, shears.
285
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,200
-I'm glad that we're here together.
-Me too.
286
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,480
I never though that I'll get this far.
287
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,440
When you clink glasses, look in the eyes.
Otherwise it's bad luck.
288
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,160
Seven years without sex.
289
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,560
Mother, yes, let's do it. Guys, do it.
290
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,000
Yes, do it.
291
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,200
-You're gonna spit on me? No.
-Let's do it.
292
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,800
-Wait up.
-Wait.
293
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,080
Yes, it is this stage.
294
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,560
I am not ready for you spitting on me.
295
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,400
Hats off.
296
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,680
Sonia Bohosiewicz spit on me.
297
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,800
It's hard.
298
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,920
H-A-R-D.
299
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,040
I didn't think you'd do it.
300
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,760
You wanted me to.
301
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,960
I didn't think you'd really do it.
302
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,320
You are older. I obey elders.
303
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,280
What? You are so arrogant.
304
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,040
He handled it well!
305
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:37,520
The further we go,
the jokes will get worse and worse.
306
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:48,680
Can you imagine...
307
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,800
...streamers I didn't expect.
308
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,800
Fight for survival with any prop at hand.
309
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,760
Uh-huh, it's here.
310
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,400
-Where did you get those beauties?
-Don't go in there.
311
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,720
She's armed.
312
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,240
And crazy.
313
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,280
-Nothing?
-I really love it.
314
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,400
See? Nothing. Zero.
315
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,200
This is Sonia. Yes.
316
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,680
Check if you can do mustache with this.
317
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,800
You really want it?
318
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,400
-And beard.
-Wait. We'll shut it.
319
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,720
No, wait. Perhaps a different color.
320
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,320
Great.
321
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,720
You look like Michał Wójcik.
322
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,560
It's silly, isn't it?
323
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,320
Only three of us left.
One must wheel and deal.
324
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:59,560
Simple. Everyone shows
what one really has.
325
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,240
Now it will really get empty.
326
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,080
My fate!
327
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,400
Dear friends...
328
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,960
Soon, you will see,
on the screen, who laughed.
329
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,920
-Do you recognize yourself?
-I do.
330
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,520
Unfortunately.
331
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,240
-I am distressed.
-Congrats, but it's a red card.
332
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:40,080
-Thank you.
-After six hours, you...
333
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,080
You lose your concentration.
334
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,440
Good bye, Karol.
335
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,280
Good luck and have fun.
336
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,520
Okay, I am taking Sonia.
337
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,880
-Can I take her with me?
-I don't want him gone.
338
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,080
-So can I take Sonia or not?
-You can't,
339
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,800
but we'll meet in a little while.
340
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,800
Listen, ladies.
We are resetting your scores now.
341
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,280
Now what counts is
who will crack up the other.
342
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,680
-You understand?
-Holy moly.
343
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,560
Now it's first come, first served.
344
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,480
Cheers.
345
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,560
-Good luck.
-Karol, you come with me.
346
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,880
Watch out, it's shit.
347
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,240
Normal around here.
348
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,520
The gamer lost with the actresses!
349
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,320
I didn't expect that I'll get this far
350
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,880
and not laugh for so long.
351
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,560
It was a tough struggle.
352
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:39,080
And it's something I will never forget.
353
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:44,400
One mistake, and they might laugh.
Only one of them will win this battle.
354
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,360
I didn't plan...
355
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,360
I didn't plan this.
356
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,400
My ass always does it to me...
And I broke the garbage can.
357
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,720
Oh...
358
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,400
I'll make it.
359
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,000
Good.
360
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,600
-Zosia, what happened here?
-Well, babe...
361
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,720
I crushed the garbage can with my ass.
362
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,600
Perversity of inanimate objects.
363
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,840
Why are you running? Zosia!
364
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,800
-Wait.
-Please come here, Zosia.
365
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,960
A complicated situation. What can I do?
366
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,280
Everything seems moronic and dumb.
367
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,280
And all of the sudden I get this idea.
368
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,400
She's so resilient!
369
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,240
-It didn't work out?
-No.
370
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,000
I don't laugh when I'm scared,
because it's not funny.
371
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,680
I'd snot myself six times.
372
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,120
Brilliant cut off from everything.
373
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,160
They won't finish too quickly.
They are too strong.
374
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,080
Perhaps we'll sing some opera?
I don't know, whatever.
375
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,480
Okay...
376
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,520
Let's crawl to the finishing line.
377
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,440
The curtain!
378
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:32,680
We'll do this story.
I am the old one and I curse you,
379
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,480
and you are the young one,
you apologize to me. All right?
380
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,560
-Why should I apologize?
-I am the young one, and I apologize,
381
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,640
and you are old and you curse me.
382
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,360
-Okay?
-Fine.
383
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,360
-Darn.
-Will it work?
384
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,760
It won't. Nothing works.
385
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:53,000
I will not
386
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,760
Talk to you, you little bat
387
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,320
No
388
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,280
Please talk to me
389
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,600
No
390
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:14,400
You gave me
391
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,800
The go-by
392
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,040
-They are great.
-Very good.
393
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,400
This is beautiful.
394
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,880
Amazing.
395
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,480
What I have done
I have done for one thing
396
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:33,240
And you created this horrendous stink
397
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:38,520
I didn't want you to feel bad
398
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:43,440
And you didn't try the sweets you get
399
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,600
Don't be surprised, you see
400
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:52,440
I love him
401
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:57,240
A nice duel at the end. Very nice.
Like two gunslingers
402
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,160
in a good western.
403
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:04,320
Please forgive me, Mother
404
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,560
Old hug
405
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:11,760
My heart
406
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,800
It hurts
407
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,640
We must take them out from there,
Ex aequo, the end.
408
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,480
It's gonna last two more days.
409
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,800
I have in my hand this poisoned apple
410
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,680
I'll die, and forever will be with him
411
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,440
Chim, chi, rim, chim
412
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,600
Well, all right.
413
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,320
Guys, ladies and gentlemen, we've got it!
414
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:43,080
The last laugh in the second season
of LOL: Last One Laughing
415
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,600
What happened?
416
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,520
We are going in!
417
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,800
-If we hear this, it's the end.
-The end?
418
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,760
Zosia...
419
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,360
You don't even feel your heartbeat.
420
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,120
You've got your brain minced
421
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,600
in meat grinder.
422
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,000
Follow me.
423
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,560
-All of them?
-I'm glad it's the end.
424
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,280
Long live, long live
425
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:13,000
And one more time
426
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:18,320
Long live, long live
427
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,120
Attention!
428
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,440
-Boys and girls...
-Quiet!
429
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,880
-For tradition to be fulfilled...
-Let's see it.
430
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,920
-Let's see.
-Soon you will see the last laugh
431
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,880
in this season of LOL: Last One Laughing.
432
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,720
I want him to tell already.
Let it be all over.
433
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,800
Let's see...
434
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,120
who won.
435
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,600
I got her.
436
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,320
Sonia! What can I say?
437
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,400
The champion is Zosia Zborowska-Wrona.
438
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,240
-Bravo!
-Professional.
439
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:11,440
Zosia was a great contender.
440
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,760
Highest level of professionalism.
It's like you did it everyday.
441
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:20,360
Zosia is a spun, groove,
flying soaring, winging.
442
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,960
Absolutely amazing.
443
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,000
Zosia Zborowska-Wrona,
444
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,400
the winner of the second season
of LOL: Last One Laughing.
445
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,840
For you, 100,000 PLN
for charity of your choice.
446
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,200
And your trophy, Zosia!
447
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,160
The money will go
to the "Heroes" foundation,
448
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,960
with which me and my husband
have been working for years.
449
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,880
I am happy that
the money will go
450
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:54,600
towards targeted chemotherapy
for children with cancer.
451
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,840
I am extremely happy. Really.
452
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,880
I am touched.
453
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,760
It was a great adventure.
454
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,720
Thank you!
455
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,880
-Bravo!
-Zosia Zborowska-Wrona wins.
456
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,000
Congratulations.
457
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,920
Bye.
458
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,440
I love it.
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