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LOL: LAST ONE LAUGHING POLAND
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-Who?
-Jesus.
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Who? Who was it?
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-Who was it?
-Who was it?
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Who is it gonna be?
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By now, you must know
that one of you will get a card.
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The question remains, "Who?"
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Everyone was really scared of
what we'll see on the screen.
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-Me?
-No way.
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-So what?
-Me?
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Oh, no!
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Maciej Musiałowski.
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Red card.
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It turned out that my gag
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finished Maciej.
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Amazing that it did it.
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Maciej, I'm sorry.
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Karol was and is a tough contender.
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-Good bye my friends.
-We'll fart for you with the cushion.
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Bye.
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Gentlemen, welcome.
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I was very sad.
I really wanted to stay there with them
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and I was disappointed.
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Now, seriously. No laughing.
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It never occurred to me
that farting will take place.
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Toward the third hour of the show
I knew that all participants
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are really bone tired and bushed.
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I decided to do something about it.
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Now!
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Do you have this phobia of touching hair?
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Because I do.
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-Of touching other people's hair?
-Yes.
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Well...
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This is interesting.
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You do your hair yourself?
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I'm really fond of it.
My hair in the back is so strong,
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that if the connected a streetcar,
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I could easily pull it.
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Well, we'll have another performance.
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-Oh, dear.
-What a sweet chickling.
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-Sweetheart.
-Hello.
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My name is Jarosław Kurzyński.
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"Jarosław Kurzyński."
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I would like to inform you
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that our group has qualified
to the First International
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Poultry Song Festival in 2024.
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-Congratulations!
-In the town Lower Hencoops.
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That's Upper Hencoops, sorry.
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-Bravo!
-Bravo!
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What does it mean, dear friends?
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It means that together
we will form a hen choir.
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First I would like to appoint a soloist.
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The bald guy. Please stand up.
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-Please repeat.
-Don't take it personally, Adam.
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Repeat after me.
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Fantastic, we have the soloist.
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At school, they kept telling me,
I had a bad ear for music.
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And here... voilà.
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You will be a chickling. Please repeat.
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Excellent.
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Lady?
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-It is a lady.
-Lady?
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Both ladies, come forward.
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I had to stop my imagination.
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Try to be here and now.
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Spectacular. Now we need roosters.
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Why me, a rooster...
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Big egg acting like a child?
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I crowed the best I could.
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Great.
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-Quiet!
-Quiet.
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-Okay, quiet.
-I'm sorry.
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-Music!
-I like it.
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Stop!
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-It's got to be in unison. Together.
-We apologize.
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-When there is "pee, pee, co, co."
-There was no "pee."
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Not yet, but there will be. Soon.
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Few more seconds and I'd laugh.
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I was very close.
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Chicklings here!
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-You are alone. Watch out.
-You are not alone.
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Quiet.
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It'll be a cracker.
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-It will.
-Definitely a cracker.
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Music!
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That's madness. What's happening there.
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Their faces look so funny.
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Well, Sonia is going down!
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We've got it! Thank you very much.
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Eggs or no eggs.
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We are the champions.
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Bravo!
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It was a great honor to work with you.
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Extraordinary.
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Zosia's hen choir rocked.
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Oh, no, it was very close...
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Very close.
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Too close in fact.
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Darn, I went out of tune once.
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You did well, Paweł.
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Thanks, man, I was a bit stressed out.
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It was my first concert
and in the hen choir right away, it was...
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-It was powerful. Really.
-Top level
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I can do this...
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Me too. I can do a hen as well.
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Look.
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-Did you see it?
-Amazing.
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Amazing, right?
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Yes...
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Extreme surprise.
Man of many faces and many talents.
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For me he is the phenomenon of this show.
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Piotr can do something like that. Look.
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He shows you it's here.
Click, I see where he puts it...
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And it's not there, see?
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Look, it's not there. Look.
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Adam, you need to guess in which hand.
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I will try to confuse you,
but you must guess.
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And it is true magic.
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-Where is it?
-Come on...
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She's in trouble.
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Sonia, did you find it funny?
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Okay, so you can be finished off
with little things like that.
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I will remember that.
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Oh, who will impress us now?
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Festival of San LOL Grand Prix winner.
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Katerina.
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Look at Adam. See.
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The singer in
this rather not optimistic ballad
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recalls the story of her love.
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Song with voice-over. Brilliant.
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She met her lover in a store at night.
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"You squeezed a flower in your fist...
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"And there were tears in your eyes,"
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sings Katerina.
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This performance really moved Adam.
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The singer confesses, that the man
was heart-tugging like a chickling.
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The two of them looked at each other,
leaning against shelves with breadstuffs.
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"I want to eat,
dance and sing," she declares.
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Paweł is on the edge too.
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"This is the mortar of my life."
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Let us listen.
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Laughter? Not on my watch.
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Suddenly Czarek shows up.
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My presence here can mean only one thing.
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We are dealing with...
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-A little smile.
-A laugh.
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Very good.
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-My dear friends, you'll see...
-Jesus and Holy Mary.
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...what an amateur hour it was.
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-Amateur, I know.
-Let's roll.
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I thought, "I'm done."
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-What?
-He was having so much fun...
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It hit him so hard,
It was great to look at him laughing.
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Adam, I expected anything, but you?
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-Adam...
-I just couldn't, you know? This...
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This voice-over narration cracked me up.
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Forgive me, my friend.
I hate to do it, but I have to.
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Voice-over translator?
Adam I am so thrilled.
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I can't believe I made Adam
get the yellow card.
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It feels like a present for me.
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My fingers are crossed.
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-Thanks.
-You are doing great. Really.
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We are having fun.
Your colleagues send regards.
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I really thought it was me.
I didn't. I lie.
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The Sheriff's sharp eye,
here and now for you. Especially for you.
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You know what? I feel...
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-Worn out.
-I feel like... I don't know.
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I need some impulse.
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Start.
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-We are alive, let's move.
-Yes, ma'am.
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Do you trust me a little?
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Paweł, come here.
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Come. You trust me a little.
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I've got a feeling
they're conspiring against us.
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The boys got together
and started to brazenly whisper.
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Then I got Zosia, Kasia...
"Girls, they plot something."
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Maybe we'll plot something too?
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Wait, we need a strategy.
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The bald guy already has
a yellow card, right?
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-Yep. Anyone else?
-Nope.
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All right, girls. We have no strategy.
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Can I ask for music?
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Listen, girls. Sit down, please...
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-Fine.
-It is a special moment.
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We worked with the guys
for a very long time.
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We are prepared. It's our secret trick.
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You are invited.
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-Sorry.
-What? Do we take off the shirts?
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-Not necessary. Let's go.
-Pity.
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-You ready?
-We are.
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New boys band called LOL.
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Blowek is totally out of it. Watch Blowek.
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Adam, you'll make it. You're doing fine.
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-Paweł, you too.
-Very good.
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With flying colors, as good as the coach.
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Karol, not good. Much worse.
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After the girls' comments...
Things didn't work out.
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-But don't give up.
-I'm trying.
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I can't keep up.
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Now it's the most
difficult part. Remember?
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Finishing touch.
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Paweł, great!
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Paweł Chałupka moves like...
He moves like a cat.
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You know... Tuchas and everything...
Very, very good and...
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He was good. Amusing, funny.
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Great moves.
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We've got it. Beautiful.
Paweł, great pose.
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In every boys band is a front man
who sings the best.
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There is one who dances.
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And there is one
whose mommy comes and picks him up.
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I waited for my mommy.
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See how much testosterone he's got?
Do you see his chest? It's so hairy.
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-I thought my chest was hairy.
-You are young. Wait a few years.
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-No, testosterone with age...
-The hair moves from here to your ears.
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At this point a full blown
abstraction went in.
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-And where did Adam's hair move?
-With age, they move here and to the ears.
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Look, Blowek is about to break.
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-From here to ears.
-Yes, this is the process.
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-I've got a lot to...
-Yep, the ears.
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-The ears and the lower area.
-Well, the lower area... I don't know.
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-From navel all the way down?
-That's a major highway.
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I don't know, if lower, or perhaps...
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-Does the hair stop at the ears?
-So you don't have it there...
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No, it's not... That I don't have, Kasia.
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I just don't know if...
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What have I eaten?
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-Do you feel bloated?
-What does it look like?
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I also used the wrong tools
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it made me feel tired,
I got scurvy, and my wife cheated on me.
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Luckily I came across
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He's funny. I like him.
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No more straining your throat,
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and light up your favorite cigar.
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Call within four minutes, and you'll get
an universal mop with a lighter.
254
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Should you mop the floor or burn it all
and go to the middle of nowhere?
255
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Whichever you decide,
256
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call within three minutes, and you'll get
a catalog of highly flammable materials
257
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,520
and four seasons of forest fires in 4K.
258
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:01,320
You can also call within 30 seconds
259
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,240
and get a fire extinguisher made of plush.
260
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Wee, fire!
261
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Call within 30 seconds. You'll get
this great extinguisher for free.
262
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,520
But if you'll call within six seconds,
263
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,680
your wife will come back.
264
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Call in five seconds.
You'll get a vegetable peeler.
265
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:25,400
Call in four seconds, and your wife
will finally leave your neighbor.
266
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,520
...the man is great. Excellent.
267
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,160
Call now, and you'll get a box of matches
268
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,160
and mosquito repellent in suppositories.
269
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,920
All of this for a promotional price
of just 17,000 PLN,
270
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but you can pay it
in five equal installments
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of seven thousand each.
272
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Great.
273
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Don't wait up and order now!
274
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Man is the best. TV Shopping...
275
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:58,080
He was like a machine gun,
delivered so much so quickly...
276
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:02,040
How did he remember so much text?
What the hell was it? Did he... No idea.
277
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,480
This was lit.
278
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,400
Thank you.
279
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,920
I've seen those in TV
when I was a kid. Identical.
280
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:18,200
-Mosquito repellent was great.
-I wouldn't risk the suppository, though.
281
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,319
Well...
282
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,000
-Thanks.
-Boss.
283
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:28,880
-It was awfully funny.
-Terribly.
284
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,240
-Fate!
-Fate!
285
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,560
Why did he go behind the curtain now?
286
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,920
Look.
287
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,920
Darn.
288
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,880
-You want a nut? They are good.
-Fine.
289
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,320
I can have your nuts. No problem.
290
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,560
They are tasty, salted.
291
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,680
-Salted.
-Not when I bought them.
292
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,400
Can I have almonds?
293
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,640
Have some.
294
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,240
Okay.
295
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,720
Jesus...
296
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,400
Peanuts? No pee-nuts.
297
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,280
Now what?
298
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,960
Who is it? Piotr.
299
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,400
Attention, gong!
The gong means performance.
300
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:48,560
It's a country gig, I can tell.
And I love country music.
301
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:57,680
I came here from Texas,
and these are my great brothers.
302
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,280
Come on.
303
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,960
Piotr bends over backwards.
304
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,520
It's light and it's dark.
305
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,320
Bravo!
306
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,760
-Bravo!
-Seeya!
307
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,040
-Bravo!
-Fricking awesome.
308
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,080
-Yep, it was great.
-Difficult.
309
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,400
Excellent. Where did he find these guys?
310
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,400
-Two of them...
-Very talented dancers, you know...
311
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,520
In perfect sync...
312
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,280
It's not easy... Not easy...
313
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,040
-Not difficult and not easy.
-Well, yes.
314
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,320
Adam even spit on himself.
315
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,080
Gentlemen?
316
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,080
I am taking my button.
317
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,320
And you keep an eye on the tool.
318
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,160
I'll be right back.
319
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,560
-Whose tool?
-Be good!
320
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,280
I can do shoulder stand.
321
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,880
If you want to make one more thing,
then you can make, for example,
322
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,640
you can make a joke.
323
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,880
And if you call within six seconds,
you can make others...
324
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,960
Listen, I'm losing my...
325
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,920
Unfortunately.
326
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,160
Watch out.
327
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,720
Oh, no.
328
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,800
-Who is it now?
-Delivery!
329
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,320
Attention.
330
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,560
My dear friends...
331
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,160
One, you still cannot laugh.
I have the red button.
332
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,080
And two, the crucial question,
333
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:07,080
has anyone ordered fried boobs?
334
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,560
Sorry, I meant breasts.
335
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,080
You fry your balls.
336
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,320
Kasia Figura!
337
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,240
I don't believe it.
338
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,320
Impossible. How did it even happen?
339
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,800
Bye.
340
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,240
You'd better watch out.
341
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,320
Hi, Katy Shape.
My name is Katy Flower.
342
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,880
I am a supercoach...
343
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,400
of a sensual...
344
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,000
self-discovery.
345
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,640
Are you ready?
346
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:11,880
Yes!
347
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,040
Okay.
348
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,040
We'd better hold on tight.
349
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,440
What should I do, Katy Shape?
350
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,880
Oh, man...
351
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,480
A lady's hand.
352
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,600
It's my black box.
353
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,200
La boîte noire.
354
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,920
-Oui.
-With tools.
355
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,880
The tool number one.
356
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,480
First, there's always a look.
357
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,560
Look. Isabelle Huppert.
358
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,080
I want to see you better.
359
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,560
You!
360
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,560
You!
361
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,320
Well, Adam. You are out of breath.
362
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,320
Run, Adam, run.
363
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,360
Under the eyes.
364
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:10,360
The bags under your eyes
are disturbingly fascinating.
365
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:16,400
Like dark waters. An ocean.
And inky night around.
366
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,720
If only I had more time,
367
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,160
I'd definitely jump in. Naked.
368
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,520
Headfirst.
369
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,800
It was a real pleasure to look at the boys
370
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,680
struggling not to laugh
371
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,720
and not to burst before her.
372
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,600
Look, everybody is doing sad face now.
373
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,640
Stop!
374
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,480
I did not register much,
375
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,520
the blood supply to my brain was cut off.
376
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,600
Tool number two.
377
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,120
Touch!
378
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,600
You seem to like it rough.
379
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,880
Get up.
380
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,440
Get up!
381
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,240
-I am...
-Legs further apart.
382
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,160
Yes, ma'am.
383
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,640
-"Yes, ma'am."
-He is finished.
384
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,960
Okay, let's begin.
385
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,000
-Begin what?
-Off we go.
386
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,520
-With what?
-With this.
387
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,040
It will tickle my feet. You can't.
388
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,920
Well, well. And what?
389
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,800
-Feels good.
-Now from behind.
390
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,720
-Well. Do you feel it?
-I do.
391
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:37,840
-You do. Okay.
-Extremely touching.
392
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,520
-Good boy.
-...that was hard.
393
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,080
If Kasia kept on a bit longer
and pushed him a little more,
394
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,760
the red card would quickly appear.
395
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,480
Taste!
396
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,600
Taste.
397
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,480
-And smell!
-Smell.
398
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,000
Oh, no.
399
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:13,040
Some treats for you. Sausage, cucumber
400
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,520
and string!
401
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,040
Something for you, Paweł.
You like these things.
402
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,320
I volunteer.
403
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,040
Real treats.
404
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,560
Have some.
405
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,920
See Zosia's look.
She wants to finish Adam off.
406
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,040
Shoot!
407
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,360
It's Ms. Katy Shape...
408
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,280
Our thoughts are entangled
like those rings of sausage.
409
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,000
Like quantum entanglement.
410
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,960
Quel aromate.
411
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,760
Don't tell anyone.
I love hunter's sausage.
412
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,360
Let's move. It's a ding!
413
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,960
Be happy you don't bark!
414
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,480
Good one!
415
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,600
Orgasm!
416
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,480
Good.
417
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,000
Stop!
418
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,000
Listen, I've got to go.
I have another job.
419
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:22,960
Now?
420
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,200
Don't!
421
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:33,360
Listen. It was your priceless,
422
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,240
invaluable and faithful
423
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:42,080
-Kate Shape!
-Kate Shape!
424
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,120
Ciao! Ciao!
425
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,360
-Bravo, Kasia.
-Fricking great.
426
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,640
Splendid. Very funny, very good.
427
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,200
Chapeau bas, really.
428
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,280
It's a miracle what she does.
She is the one and only.
429
00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,160
All we can do is mimic her.
430
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,120
It is our LOL language. Calm down.
431
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,480
We have simply been here
for a very long time.
432
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,480
-We've washed dishes...
-Good morning.
433
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,960
You'd be surprised
if Jędrzejczyk came out.
434
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,440
And who is here... Oh, my!
435
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,400
Joanna, you are here.
Oh, no, it's just a cauliflower.
436
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,880
Dorks.
437
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,640
Adam, you are such a funny boy.
438
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,560
He is my wonder child.
439
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,360
-How old is little Adam?
-How old are you, dear?
440
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,560
-How many years?
-How many years, little one?
441
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,640
-Show us with your fingers.
-Really? I don't have enough hands.
442
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,720
I thought it was a little child.
443
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,560
-It is a little child in a big body.
-Right.
444
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,440
Piotr is really good.
445
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,120
Attention, Sonia Bohosiewicz.
446
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:36,920
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to propose today a moment of relaxation.
447
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,920
-Adam, hold on.
-I'd like you to relax.
448
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
At last.
449
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,720
You too, make yourselves comfortable.
450
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Please sit and calm down.
Look at me. I'll show you
451
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,760
some of my relaxation techniques.
452
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,800
My first relaxation position
453
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,120
is the position...
454
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,680
Scorpion position.
455
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,520
And now we breathe.
456
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,080
How do we breathe? In this position?
457
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,400
-No.
-Let's relax all muscles.
458
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,520
This was scorpion.
459
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,040
Second position.
460
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,520
Happy baby.
461
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,880
The baby wobbles.
462
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:49,160
There comes the sound, and you think,
"Was it what I think it was?"
463
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,440
Now let's move on
to position number three.
464
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,600
It's a happy cat.
465
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,840
The cat flexes muscles.
466
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,520
Raises the head.
467
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,600
And flexes back muscles again.
468
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,600
Zosia beautifully cries.
469
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,800
-She already has one foot...
-She's almost done for.
470
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,640
Scorpion attacks.
471
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,600
Adam sticks out his tongue.
He's in really bad shape.
472
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,760
I was extremally close.
473
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,480
I saw them clinging to the coach.
474
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,800
I think, since they were closer,
they could get more.
475
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,120
Shut up.
476
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,040
A cat!
477
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,120
Terribly poignant.
478
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,720
I thought so.
479
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,440
I knew I felt bloated.
Thanks a lot, everybody.
480
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,640
You were fantastic.
481
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,640
And now we'll have a shower of cards.
482
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,400
Jesus.
483
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,520
It could have been me.
484
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,440
I'll tell you, in this one,
it could have been everybody.
485
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:46,320
Welcome to our show sponsored by...
486
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,640
Here we go.
487
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,240
Music!
488
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,880
IN NEXT EPISODES
489
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,440
Michał Meyer.
490
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,000
I know what he is capable of.
491
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:06,920
Blood and balls!
492
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,680
It's a fricking riot!
493
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,160
What I have done
I have done for this reason only
494
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,680
Don't make me laugh.
495
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,840
This laugh was like a smack in the face.
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